From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
I am loving these comments. Raleigh-have any more inside dish??
IMO, Sarah will be back in NY with George in the next week. Remember,
Victoria Hart is suppose to sing for George in NY in the beginning of November.
Some of you might get a giggle from this….
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=176249&fr
i hope it’s not true that GC is an alcoholic…He is a brilliant talented man.
Hey Raleigh,
What do you mean by “Piggy”? He’s so thin in photos lately, I wonder about AIDS or Hep. He seems generous w/ the money. I mean Sarah’s wardrobe has really improved.
Dead C, what’s your take on all the new photo’s coming out and the video?
This “Fairytale” is more intriguing over time. It certianly is calling George’s image/character into question.
i doubt SL will join GC in NYC anytime soon. i think she was sent home after the People magazine cover, which made it clear to everyone how ‘out of hand’ the speculation had become. they put an end to it. as many here have said, the ‘relationship’ was timed to promote Michael Clayton. GC takes great pride in playing the media, and he/they did a masterful job of exactly that. please note that a lot of the SL photos and videos posted here have never hit the mainstream media. all that aside, what surprises (and bothers) me is how SL seems to have taken a wrong turn. how it is that a (at one time) serious girl who graduates from college, for God’s sakes, winds up doing this at (nearly) age 30? in a few years, she won’t be able to get those kinds of jobs (see video WB posted). deadc mentioned that her father left the family for a man(?) — think that is what i read — which may explain SL’s “bi” shtick. have know way of knowing whether that is ‘real’ or done for shock value for the camera, and don’t really care. if i were her mama, i’d be on a plane to vegas about now to have a ‘chat’. aunt sue thought this hookup was ‘scrapbook worthy’. i have a completely different take on the relationship. if he did use her and lose her (as it seems), this girl is in major need of lessons in self esteem.
this site just ate my message! argh!! where did it go? i hit submit and it disappeared into the ether.
My view is pretty simple. When I saw them, I did think, “Woah, that’s crazy” but I wasn’t blindsighted. I don’t really put anything past anyone. There are very few people that I would describe as consistent. The things that help people bond and become closer are instances where they realize that they have common viewpoints and/or values. The things that gradually make them grow in different directions from eachother is the opposite. I didn’t real feel that close to her. You know when someone moves and you know that you probably won’t see them again or talk to them, but you don’t really think about it, most likely because everyone that knew them that you knew doesn’t really associate too much with them anymore. I didn’t have much of a feeling towards any of this except that it was interesting.
The most recent link posted was for a website that is driving a decent amount of traffic here right now. The website is called “Gossip Rocks” I believe and there are people on there talking shit about me again on there. They came here and didn’t read the whole article but went back to talk shit about me. It’s funny because they are writing about this girl on the internet that they don’t know on a gossip page and are talking shit because I do know her and wrote something on my own page that tries to focus, for the most part, on culture, art, film, music, etc. I posted something in a format that I use and on my own page. To use a post on another site to drive up traffic here and then to attack the fact that there is traffic coming here that I didn’t create but which they are the force behind, seems ridiculous. Whatever limited frenzy that may be created here is created through the hunt and others need to seek it out. If you’re floating around the internet and bouncing off cesored forums like force-fields you might land on this platform because there are limited restrictions as far as speaking your viewpoint.
I guess I’m glad that crotch shots might indirectly bring traffic to my site, because I enjoy writing and providing people that I know enjoy it as well to have a creative outlet. It’s not like I stretched this article out more than any other post that I myself have written on here. Everything I post is overly informative an excessive in detail. That’s what I find interesting.
They do prove however more and more that my article isn’t full of shit. This has been up for a while now and it will be, and has been, interesting to watch the reactions. The more that this evolves the more variety of reactions that we can see towards what I have written. Nothing has changed in the article, except for adding the paragraph before it, but the reactions change to how my words are viewed depending on what happens with the parties involve. I like that it’s like a psychological study. Depending on how you view someone, it will effective what somebody says about them and even how they interpret what you said.
JULIE–
Every comment is stopped through a monitering filter. I get more spam than comments. I have to click on each comment before it’s posted
dead c.: please disregard. both of my comments were posted. i usually see my message appear on your site immediately after i hit ‘submit’, along with ‘your comment is awaiting moderation’ (or something similar). on the last few posts, my messages did not appear right away (as they usually do), so i thought i had lost them. no problem. i can be more patient in future. thanks.
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=176252
Wow! Really? Now everytime I see her in one of those pics with GC trying to look all glamorous in borrowed clothes and innocent, I’ll remember these images from the video. She’s nothing but a paid companion. A hoochie in sheeps clothing. What’s with her tongue and the finger on the side of the mouth? Is that her signature move? Wow…she’s ridiculous. I often wonder why 30 year old women still find this way of actng cute no matter what she’s promoting. She’s way to old to act like a girl gone wild, seriously. Hang up the denim mini-skirt, stop with the ambiguous bi routine, and get a real job. Did you notice how she worked that pole? Yeah, we all had her pegged right!!! Cock-tail waitress my ass!
And another one…
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=176251
Boy… its all starting to appear… what’s next?
I know that it is so called “promo” work and a lot of it is just an act by the girls, playing up to the camera etc… but… call me a prude, I still don’t find any of this behaviour classy.
Also, clearly there are people out there who want to get in on the act by posting this stuff…
I love this blog and hope it keeps going! But, I have to say while I don’t disagree with a lot of the comments posted, when you really think about the pictures and video of Sarah-they are not that bad. At least not in today’s world.
Most of them are with other girls, not men, and seem to be just playing around. However, the question still remains, why does George Clooney present one side to the mainstream media, (i.e. Mr. Nice Guy) and obviously must have
another side.
more of sarah larson
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=176249&fr
sharon —
still, these videos prove that SL is a far cry from the “actress/model” we were told. in each one, she seems to initiate the raciest behavior (biting her friend on the a** in one, and in another, lifting a skirt to show her friend’s crotch (the camera was behind the girl, she was bent over, use your imagination). in yet another video, she is spanking her friend, in another licking her leg. i heard SL say, ‘there’s a stage? a stage!” — obviously thrilled at the prospect of being in the limelight.
it’s uncanny. but as it turns out, she is exactly as everyone said.
j.
Lots of the comments here are referring to GC having another side to him. Like he has a dark side or something. What has he done that is not consistent with they way he portrays himself to the media and the public? He is always professional and tries to keep his private life private. What is so wrong with him spending time with SL? The videos and pictures are really okay and let’s face it SL is a very attractive woman in my opinion. I am also enjoying this blog and hope it keeps going!
Stop referring to SL as a 30 year old woman. I believe she is 28 and the videos you are viewing are at least a couple of years old. Come on people she looks great!
(IMO)I don’t think that biting another woman’s naked ass and licking her thighs for the camera is “playful” , it is a tad sleazy. Also, the Nine “girls” don’t look like girls at all, they look like Grown Women pushing 30, if not over it. Once you are out of college, you are far to old to play the “girls gone wild” angle, reason being you are not a girl anymore. I do find it interesting that these pictures and videos are coming out now, and I am suprised there were not more of them, seeing how much SL loves the camera. I wonder if she is trying to keep herself in the media. The blonde girl also kind of looks like the one from the art gallery. Did anyone else notice that if you went to that site and clicked on “list of collectors” under GC’s photo, nothing happened, no list came up?
Julie,
I don’t really think SL took a “wrong turn”, it seems to me that Vegas was where she wanted to be and that she thought going in that direction would get her where she wants to be, which I am guessing is rich and famous? Which it seems to be doing.I also think that she was using GC just as much if not more as he was with her. She seems to be going after what she wants.
On a side note, what is starting to bug me now are the blogs I’ve read that say “GC is a classy guy why does he date trashy women?” “Classy” men don’t date trashy women, if they did they would no longer be classy. Whoever SL and GC are in reality, I think they should “own” it, and not pretend to the media to be who they are not.
I really think, me too, about pictures and video of sarah , they are not that bad. I would like to give you one exemple : my boyfriend and me are not living in the same town and, sometimes, we play with the webcam and having a lot of fun and doing a lot of ‘sexycam’. I also go with my friend to make ‘party girl’ in club downtown , we are nice and sexy girl and we take pictures and doing video just for fun like a lot of nice and young women,
So imagine if one day , I date someone like GC ( impossible loll ) and my ex start to post on internet our secret webcam trip and my friends do the same with our funny sexy pictures??
(sorry , english is not my first language)
We all have ‘dark side’ or borderline attitude and?
why does George Clooney present one side to the mainstream media?
What do you whant from him ?
walk in the street nude with sarah dressed like a rabbit??
Private life does it sound familiar for you?
We all have sex life and night life and tentation etc..
I find Sarah pretty cool in classic clothes and I think Mr GC keep his private life for his best friends and for the people who are abble to take it with respect and no ‘drama’.
Whatever you could say, they look ‘in love’, and I’m pretty sure they are!
So..
loll
Charlie.
P.S
And they certainly have really good sex…with love imagine!!
So enjoy life !
We all deserve love..all..
Charlie
By piggy, I meant he’s a guy who in reality is a life support system for his cock, to put it indelicately. Anyway, he admits to heavy drinking and there are numerous photos of him being carried out of restaurants by his “boys”, he doesn’t usually go where the paps hang out. If you check some of the news wires from last week he was clearly blotto and needed help. Also, if you go to Lainey’s Gossip, she’s pretty much outted Sarah and a long time paid escort, with videos and what not, just scroll down to the GC story. I know a lot, but I have to be careful – what provable public behavior CONFIRMING days later what I said is one thing …
… He’s not a bad guy, just like most of hollywood – pretty nuts – hell I was until I moved on too. I think some interesting books will come out someday about this period of film making, but today is not that day.
This was very interesting to see how perceptive people really are.
Raleigh ex Studio Slave-
Thanks for the clarification. There was nothing indelicate about it. I think most people on this article and comments page have figured out that when it comes to women, he lets the “little head” do all the thinking.
Read the Lainey article, and she has a point. Sarah Larson, Jennifer the lingere model, and Sarah the Stripper seem to be the type of women he wants. Obviously from the comments here, not the type that his fan base want to see him with.
I have no problem with grown adults exchanging sex and companionship for money. As long as it consenual, it’s their business. Just don’t lie about it or try to make it sound like somethings it’s not. That sort of action just comes back to bite you on the ass, rather like Sarah in those videos posted. I still think the whole Sarah scenario is very “Pretty Women”, but I am not 100% convinced she is a professional escort or high-end call girl. Apparently, she’s a woman who likes to party and have a good time.
Do you think this was all a publicity stunt for Michael Clayton?
My mom thinks they will be married by Christmas, based on the photo’s of them from Italy. Sounds like she might be wrong. It’s sad to hear he’s an alcoholic, but not to suprising.
Have you ever thought of writing a tell all book? Hollywood is like some kind of incestous high school with everybody dating and fighting over everyone else. Most of the celebrities seem more interested in their celeberity/selves than anything else. Thanks for information and insight. I appreciate it.
Charlie.
I don’t think most of the pictures were private photos and private video.(IMO)All of the videos looked like promotional footage for Nine.com or the Nine girls, these videos were meant to be seen by the public as advertisements, it wasn’t a group of friends at a bachlorate party, or something a little naughty meant only for your boyfriend.
Here is the Lainey article that “Raleigh ex studio slave” refers to…
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooneys_kind_of_girl.aspx
Starsinsky–
What are you referring to?
Is what a joke?
What was aired?
Yeah, I would agree that the stuff we’re viewing pertaining to SL is tame compared to something like…porn. Not a lot of people here are arguing with that part. I think the problem or issue here is they (the media/GC PR) first portrayed her as a model/actress with the Fear Factor footage. Then the story comes out about her being a go-go dancer/cocktail waitress in Vegas, then we view pics that may suggest otherwise. Then these videos appear showing some racy activity in the name of club/casino promoting. Hardly classy no matter how you look at it. Regardless of if the video was 2 or 3 years old, obvioulsy she was still working that angle when GC met her 5 months ago.
To do that kind of a job I think it is a prerequisite to want to be the center of attention. To enjoy the limelight and occassionally meet a rich and/or famous person or two. She definitely found her calling. It’s unfortunate that girls decide to go after a college degree then decide to go the other route where sex sells and pays better. It may be true in this day and age but it’s still unfortunate. But at what age do you decide it’s time to rely on something else besides a skinny body and an cute face (in the eyes of the beholder)? Being that she’s just about 30 when will she hang up the short skirts and hooker heels, will she be doing this at 40 if she hasn’t found what she’s looking for in a man, rich and/or famous?!
quedice said-On a side note, what is starting to bug me now are the blogs I’ve read that say “GC is a classy guy why does he date trashy women?” “Classy” men don’t date trashy women, if they did they would no longer be classy. Whoever SL and GC are in reality, I think they should “own” it, and not pretend to the media to be who they are not.–
And I totally agree with that which goes back to the beginning of this comment from me. Own it, if that’s what GC likes in women, own it but don’t have your people (PR types) or let your people portray your lady friend as something she’s not to disguise what she really is. It pisses off the fans and the people that like to see him as a classy guy. It’s a little bit obvious she doesn’t seem to have any plans or aspirations to do something else but retire as a N9Ne.com girl or GC’s PR probably would have worked the hell out of that angle to throw people off of what she does and the video’s that are popping up.
I think everybody has a different/dark side to them, some come out of people when provoked others use discretion. I think this is a case where GC’s fans would have liked him to use some discretion no matter how wonderful he may think she is and needs to show her off. And who really knows how good their sex life is unless you’re in the room too?
Anyway, just searching and I ran across this article when this SL business first began but I never read the comment section until now. The article is nothing new but read the comment section, I thought it was interesting and funny…apparently her ex, Pizza T has a not-so-nice opinion of SL, if it’s really him. Isn’t this the same guy who sang her praises in the tabloids?
http://celebrityinsider-photosnews.blogspot.com/2007/09/exclusive-was-sarah-larson-go-go-dancer.html
yes, the blonde in the nine.com was also in the amsterdam photos. they were a poon-team, i guess you could say. i doubt SL will get either rich or famous from her brief dalliance with Clooney. and please, this is not a relationship! get a clue. what she is known for (now) is that she is for sale. and possibly bi. those videos and photos will be around forever. no mainstream advertiser will pay her to rep any product, although the soft core porn industry has probably already contacted her. several here mentioned the videos and photos are ‘not that bad’. i guess bending over so the camera has a better view of your hole doesn’t qualify? when fame, money, and ‘looking good’ are your only apparent goals in life, I find that truly nauseating.
raleigh — love the dish. yes, read that GC had to be ‘helped’ back to his hotel after the dinner with Kind in NYC. i chalked that up to “everyone over indulges now and then”. a raging alcoholic can’t stop drinking once he starts and usually binges for weeks. doesn’t seem to make sense that GC could maintain his work schedule while consuming vast quantities of alcohol. just my impression. i hope it is not true.
First, I think we should all agree to keep this blog going. If the GC and SL story “quiets down” we can move on to something (or someone) else for a while!! Second, I do not mean to imply that George or Sarah are bad people with a “dark side” and I agree they are entitled to their private life. But…I think the reason we are all speculating and very intrigued about their relationship is that we are being “fed” one story (the “handsome millionaire” and his “pretty woman”) but obviously uncovering quite a different story! Isn’t that what “fuels” all good gossip? Anyway, I appreciate all of your comments and insight and especially thanks to DeadC for creating this blog to spice up my “boring” life!!!
quedice-yes I am pretty sure the girl in the video is Brandy Wood from the art studio. There are also other pictures of Brandy and Sarah “modeling” in Amsterdam. And yes, when I clicked on the list of collectors at Brandy Wood Studio nothing came up. Just to add another comment about being “fed” one story while uncovering another-did anyone else notice that when Sarah went back out to Vegas-some of the media said she was going back to do “sales and marketing for long time friend and artist Brandy Wool.” This is what I mean by feeding us a “classed up” story! They label Sarah as a model/actress who does sales and marketing. When in reality she is a cocktail waitress, who hangs out with model/artist wannabe’s. Believe me, I am not a prude or judgemental person and am not trying to put down GC or SL. I guess I am just saying, give us some credit-don’t think you can feed us any BS spin you want and we will believe it!
Dead C-
My apologies for the confusion. I was referring to the Leprachun video up in your video of the month section. I thought I posted the comment to that section of the site. I was just amazed at how many people would show up and harass a tree looking for a mythical creature that is suppose to have gold. It was amusing though, and kind of scary to see how a crowd of people can form and grow over some little thing.
I know I said I was done with this web site on October 10, BUT Monsterfresh.com just rocks my little world!!!
compared to Paris Hilton’s sextape, no, these videos and photos are ‘not that bad’. which is another way of saying that post-Hilton, our community standards are resting at the bottom of the barrel. but the point i was trying to make (and again, all of this is ‘just my opinion’) is that SL’s behavior falls outside the norm of what the mainstream would consider ‘good morals’. i have no idea who SL truly is, i am merely commenting on the perception created by the photos, etc. she could have parlayed her looks (which seem to me to be only somewhat above ordinary, but still unique) into a good career had not her ‘racy’ (the tabloids’ description) past surfaced. i just think having this material ‘out there’ on the www limits her opportunities.
Yeah I see this is not private, but this is her life and she can do whatever she whant’s , this is what I mean…and to be escort not necessary included sex time.
This is her life and she deserve respect like everyone else.
No matter the reason why they meet, they have fun and seem’s to be in love, so perfect! All we need is love anyway in this life.
I’m agree with ‘amazing’ comment and I prefer the way ‘starsinsky’ comment too.
I just whant sarah to know that there is people who doesn’t judge her and hope for her she enjoy life and take the best part of all this story.
Everythink is not just black or white on the life.
each of you will learn it at his depend on day.
I highly doubt GC is getting married anytime soon, if he does Mazeltov! LOL. Michael Clayton is a fabulous movie, everyone deserves to see it. The movie doesn’t need a go go dancer to sell tickets, it opened wide before there was real momentum – sales will come up, and he’s going to get nominated for a best actor oscar in a tight field of great male leads this year.
Some dopey 28 year old isn’t going to do much for his aspirations either way. I don’t own a crystal ball, but I think SL was sent back to the minors for the rest of the season.
Starsinsky–
I’m an idiot. You did post it in the Video section but I read all of the comments at once on another page and wasn’t paying attention. As for accuracy, check the moniter behind the news anchors and you will see an NBC logo. There is even another news story on it but it isn’t as hilarious.
As for everyone else. I’ve been working on a lot of other content which has prevented me from posting as much as I would have liked to recently. You should all enjoy the Ratatouille article that is coming up soon. Also I am in the works transferring MonsterFresh over to another format which will allow me to have a bulletin board and a lot more interactive features so I do hope that every one will stick around. Thanks for the comments
to the julie impersonator who posted today at 20:45:37 – if you could read, you would see that i actually said that on the Oct. 5th, not the 10th. dead c made it up to me now please finish emptying your employer’s garbage. don’t forget to sweep up when you are done!
I haven’t had this much fun in ages. Wonderful progression from your insightful article, DeadC. You’ve got a great future ahead.
just read rolling stone’s 11/15/07 interview with clooney. awesome!! if you haven’t read it, you must. he’s a man of depth, commitment and convictions. go to:
http://www.clooneystudio.com
for the link.
Yes, Julie
Awsome, indeed. It’s the Clooney all of us like to see/listen.
The question is: How can I trust him when he speak about he supports the women’s rights movement? Really?
well, let’s see, what are the fundamental principles of the women’s rights movement? the right to own property, the right to enter into contracts, the right to higher education, the right to both form and express opinions independent of husbands, and some would say, most importantly, the right to vote. i think it’s safe to say that GC supports those principles.
at the beginning of the nineteenth century, it was the height of impropriety for a woman to even give a public speech, let alone take a trip by herself or express herself sexually. we were a subset of ‘human’, in the eyes of U.S. laws. a kind of slave. a lot has changed since then. in the 60’s, N.O.W. and similar ‘women’s lib’ organizations extended the rights that Stanton and others fought for, to include sexual liberation. yet even today, when women take the ‘sexual liberation’ license a tad too far, they get backlash because it violates some unspoken community standard. that’s not surprising. SL’s antics in the 19th century? she would have been stoned or put in the pillory for public ridicule! think about it. today, the worst that can happen is getting pilloried in a blog!
if you presume that the women with GC are a) adults and b) know his terms, and c) that they chose to enter into a relationship with him — that ‘choice’ implies a voluntary act — then how is he in the wrong?
i have to admit, earlier this summer, after the string of photos of different women, i was getting pretty p.o.’d with him myself, because the display was unseemly. but i have little doubt the women involved all had their own designs and motivations, and knew what they were doing (and getting).
i guess my views on this have changed. i do not understand the need for variety in sexual partners, but then again, i am not a guy with loads of cash and women throwing themselves at me. i have no idea what i would do were i in that situation. at least we can say he’s not afraid of life. he’s adventurous and likes to ‘live’. i’m less prone to judge him for not wanting to get married and have children. it’s not for everyone.
Well – she is in LA with him… the saga continuous…
http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/04/clooney-vs-davitian-no-contest/
you’re right “the saga continuous”….as always my friend says….”keep watching the show”
sorry is my first post…why my comment is awaiting moderation?
mafalda
It was awaiting moderation, yes
Whats wrong? please deadc….sorry
I agree with that one person that said watching all this is like watching a Prince turn into a Toad before your eyes.
The funny thing about the TMZ film with her is that Dan Tana’s is a hollywood hang out, if you WANT to be seen and have your photo taken. That’s not his normal M.O. at all. This is getting kind of funny actually. I wonder if he’s going to take her to her 10 year high school reunion… Sorry that was mean. Tee Hee.
Yeah I guess she may be in it for a little while longer. You know what that means, more blogging! Ya! How long do you think she will actually last, anybody? Because obviously GC could care less about what she does as a N9NE.com “promoter” if she still works. Has she moved in yet? And why doesn’t he ever eat-in once and a while? Dinner I’m talking about.
But I have to say for a brief moment I felt a little bad for some of the comments I may have made about SL after reading julie’s blog on women’s lib. She is entitled to do what she wants to do, women have won that right. But at the same time I feel like it meant for us as women to use our brains to get ahead in life not sex. I don’t know I’m torn with this. It makes me want to let up on her a little bit but at the same time until she crawls out from under GC long enough or any man from here on out and solve some world problems or something then I can’t let this up. Besides I’m loving this blog.
Is there real talk of marriage or something? Did I miss a blog? Wow! She certainly doesn’t look like the same girl now. How times have changed. I could only make her out in brief moments but that certainly is her.
Clooney’s future wife Sarah Larson at Pizza T show 1997
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8m11nlquSo
To Julie,
supporting women’s right means something else thant to be pro-choice, or sexual freedom, for example. That is the easiest for men to do, isn’t it?
I think it ‘s something related to respect the women’s dignity and, related to see women like a human being. He also wants to be seen like an opinionated man and like and activist, doesn’t he? That’s is: not only like a hunk. That must work for him but not for her women?
And about prostitution (I am not talking about Sarah’s), I support Swedish policy: punish the client, not the prostitute.
I am against marriage for me, and I don’t think everybody should have children, either. It’s our choice.