From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)

By Dead C 17 years ago

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FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny.  You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not.  I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could.  I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with.  No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON.  She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
 If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues.  There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil.  Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively.  Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art.  Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment.  If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool.  I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks.  This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit.  That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it.  Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck.  Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time.  It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island.  The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer.  I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere.  Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“.  No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically.  Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation.  I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery.  I’ve known her since she was 10.

sarah-covington.jpg The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior.  The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book.  You may be thinking, “Damn!  That’s fucked up.  I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse.  Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago.  If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne.  That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now.  When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode.  That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes!  If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute.  Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner.  Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college.  We even lived in the same house at one point.  She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well.  We’ve been on road trips.  Now everyone is so fascinated with her.  I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal?   What the fuck do you really want to know?  She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington.  A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove.  When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.

The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip.  I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her.  I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular.  It was insane.  I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation.  I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line.  It was a little shady right off the bat.  I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit.  I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend.  I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further.  Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards.  That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically.  Fuck it!  It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway.  I’m spilling my guts here instead.  In my own forum and in the appropriate context.  I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.

I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away.  Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters.  She also has a little brother and a step dad.  Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man.  It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease.  I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03.  This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline.  It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.

There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years.  Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it.  Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now.  It’s true.  Their relationship started in High School.  Our high school was fucked up too.  You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us.  I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all.  I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.

Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts.  When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts.  Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc.  I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were.  The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip.  We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise.  It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from.  The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer.  The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.

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This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour.  It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night.  Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day.  That brings me to a quick point.  Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be.  Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent.  She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her.  Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her.  I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her.  She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot.  The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down.  We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then.  It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life.  Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!”  will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank.  She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty.  This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.

Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable.  She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself.  This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time.  If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her.  If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.

Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level.  Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened.  She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him.  Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head,  Sarah!”  It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore.  Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.

A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery.  It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans.  There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house.  It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason.  A far cry from a Venice Coctail party.  Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us.  She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc.  but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it.  Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone.  General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit.  It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it.  If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over.  She eventually moved out.  She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed.  Her powers didn’t work on me.  She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her.  She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have.  You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.

Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved.  There was a garage turned dance studio there.  Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy.  She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments.  Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time.  There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner.  She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way.  If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways.  I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations.  Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends.  I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady.  I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better.  Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but  they were definitely innappropriate.  I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her.  I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her.  It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times.  If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple.  It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.

Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now.  Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine.  They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that.  At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house.  This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in.  This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well.  This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there.  I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.

I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years.  We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS.  Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it.  He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard.  The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation.  The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up.  I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were.  She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior.  My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah.  “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.”  Whatever.  That’s a random things that some women decide.  Don’t guess when you started dating ever!  You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads.  Same thing when you break up.  If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“.  It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first.  That way they can always say that you knew about it.  The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it.  My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day.  I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually.  Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty.  They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of.  My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house.  Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone.  I don’t know maybe they didn’t.  Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality.  Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.

This was all around 2001.  From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following.  Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”.  Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship.  The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her.  That’s what happens.  It’s your first serious relationship.  I got fucked over myself, it’s logical.  Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions.  Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly.  I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too.  He blocked it once and she hurt her self.  She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool.  She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner.  He kicked her to the curb.  The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.

Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph.  I met him twice, I think.  I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time.  He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting.  They moved to Vegas.  Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after.  She actually wins after that guy basically carries her.  Here’s where some debate comes into play.  The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“.  Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking.  How would he know?  Sorry but it’s true.  If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now.  I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway?  A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing.  I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show.  The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone.  Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed.  From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring.  Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too.  That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.

With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?”  being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma.  I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything.  I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen.  It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone.  Maybe nobody has asked her anything.  Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen.  She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas.  I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit.  Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling.  She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with.  Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was.  Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that.  Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted.  She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby.  It’s not that interesting.  What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it.  I say, “Good luck in the game?”  I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will.  If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public.  At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself.  Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen.  If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“.  If anyone knows that, it’s the media.

–Dead C

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2,695 thoughts on “From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)”

  1. he really gets around, so maybe it’s time to slow down and fuel up? he’s not eating health either — oysters, ribs, wine, and apple crisp, plus other ‘junk’ foods were consumed on Saturday at the litchfield, connecticut restaurant. and I thought everyone from LA was health conscious! not sure where the calories will go in this cholesterol/fat/sugar-laden meal. the restaurant owner described GC as ‘incredibly thin’.

  3. Ruby142 (05:10:26) : Who would his true love be? Maybe his ex-wife? She’s been remarried for some time…

    No Ruby142 – not his ex. it didn’t work the first time, so it won’t work again. It is someone else, but they can’t be togther now. They both have karma (I guess one could say) to finish before they get together.

    George needs to get rid of SL. Don’t even want to mention her name. She is bad luck. If he wants to be taken seriously for an Oscar, he needs to get rid of her. He needs to get rid of her before things get out of control. She is bad news.

  4. anon2, do you know who this person is? Is she an actress? Is it someone else he dated before or someone that he hasn’t even escorted around in public? And I totally agree, he needs to get rid of SL, just because.

    julie, those veins in Demi’s legs are real (Eeww) and that meal he had in Litchfield doesn’t even sound like a good combination. I think he is health conscious but I also think he knows he might need to put some meat on his bones too since losing so much weight playing football with those kids in Leatherheads.

  6. I don’t actually think she’s bad news, anyone can fall out with flatmates, especially when the place is a mess and what’s so negative about being a cocktail waitress/go go dancer/stripper? She may crave the attention a little too much, be dippy, bit bitchy perhaps but you wouldn’t make a bee-line for an A List Celeb unless you wanted to be in the limelight and were a bit manipulative. Clooney likes to see lots of women rather than just one so he goes for those who don’t necessarily want the whole package from him (i.e. younger or more impressionable types) and I’d say he’s pretty up-front about that, everyone knows the dance he does, it’s no secret. She’s a Photo-fit for his type and I’m sure while he’s with her he’s respectful. It’s really snooty to have a go at her just for her job. More experienced women tend to avoid men like Clooney as they know he’s not a long term prospect and you can end up getting very hurt if you try and turn them into something they’re not. If she ends up marrying him, good luck to her, I expect he’d exhaust most normal women anyway, the guy seems to do everything and be everything at once…. I like him but he’s not an ideal, great fantasy material (like someone else on here said) but come on, be real, he’s the ultimate playboy and he loves it, still partying until the early hours…. it would knacker me out and I’m 10 years younger than he is! I rate Starsinky’s comment by the way – (really perceptive).

  7. I cant say she’s bad news or not. But its been my experience any woman who hooks up with a celebrity for whatever reason, and is more into the fame side then he is, that’s a problem. Even participating in their first publicly staged kiss she was looking at the camera, and later, in NY, they both looked so that cant be held against her. There just doesn’t seem to be any real intimacy between them, no intimate connection, its like two friends, hanging out, having dinner, and a few laughs

    I don’t know, I look at her and I think, she must not be too far off the mark. she moved to Las Vegas to meet George and did, and now she’s internationally known as his girlfriend, so her plan worked out well, so far.

    I don’t think she’s the devil incarnate, and I don’t hear harps and angels singing when I see them together, but I do see someone who enjoys the paparazzi, the attention and the fame side, and it makes me wonder, when its over, and yes, it will be over at some point, short of marriage and any formal commitment, what will she do to get that fame back. Customarily, when George’s finishes with a woman and moves on, so does the paparazzi and the gossip columnists.

    I also notice with amusement that they aren’t doing dinner every night, and I think, perhaps, they should have been more circumspect in the beginning. A little less photo op’s, and in your face, and a little bit more of that discretion he talks about having in his relationships. Part of the problem seemed to be that there wasn’t a photo op they didn’t like, the cameras were ever present and Sarah basked in the attention, and they both played up for them. IMO

    I think its interesting also that right after the accident, according to the sun times she was ‘the one’ and weeks later, according to People they don’t plan to move in (will wonders never cease, lol) and they are ‘just having fun,’ or something like that. It Makes me wonder what prompted the change from the right one, to the right one, right now.

  8. I wouldn’t exactly call Sarah inexperienced, but would agree she does rather like the photo op’s, and if the flat was a mess, it wasn’t just her mates, Sarah lived there too, so a little less ragging on everyone else, and a little more of doing your part, might have helped. Entitlement attitudes don’t last long in a roommate setting.

    I don’t think the women in his world avoid him because they have more experience, they cant all be that way. Nor do I think she will end up marrying him, so far, he has pretty much stuck to script, the only difference is, he has made their ‘relationship’ public, while pretending otherwise.

    I agree though, regardless of what the women he dates do for a living (porno films/waitress/stripper/go-go dancer/etc) he is always the perfect southern gentleman. He has wonderful manners;-)

  9. Awfully naive to think that people in the limelight will not be judged on their occupation, especially when said occupation entails wearing eentsy outfits and pole dancing. Finding this out through internet sleuthing (as many of us did) was titillating and newsworthy, especially in light of how she was described by the ‘official’ PR machine, i.e. Stan Rosenfield and Co. (as model/actress). Absolutely, people are going to ‘have a go’ at SL. Since you are from the Land of Tabloid Hell, I’m surprised you do not see this board’s critiques as rather tame by comparison to what goes on in Brit land. From deadC’s description, I’d say SL had more than a ‘falling out’ with her flatmates — she pissed a lot of people off and was controlling, manipulative and aggressive (hmm…boyfriend as punching bag??). I suppose you think that’s ‘normal’ too. GC wasn’t partying with SL at Lollipop fairly recently, and no one said anything about her being with him at dinner in Litchfield. Still think you hear wedding bells? He can do better than a pole dancer (and will).

  10. I saw PEOPLE mag and decided to check the comment page here, and HOLY CRAP did you ladies let it get out of control. Listen to yourselves.

    Secondly this is not a fucking forum or a “chat” room, it’s the comment page for an article.

    Garah or Sarorge?

  11. Aanis – really? We have made this into a forum, a place to discuss a common interest… Thanks for the clarification… Phew! I can get on with my day now.

  12. Aanis – Go smoke some woodchips or something. Looks like the pole dancer is back in Vegas! From “Norm’s Las Vegas” column:

    “George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson has resurfaced in Las Vegas. She’s appearing at Friday’s artist reception at Brandy Wood Fashion Collection at the TJ Rose Gallery, 205 N. Stephanie St., in Henderson. She has been helping Wood, a longtime friend, with sales and marketing for the show, which runs through Dec. 1. The former cocktail server met Clooney during the Las Vegas premiere of “Ocean’s 13.” …

  15. Did you happen to notice GC was in one of those pictures as I’m guessing a collector or something on that website under News/Media? http://www.brandywoodstudio.com/INTHENEWS.htm
    SL is in one too, a very small one under Shows and Events (she’s in the bright blue shirt) http://www.brandywoodstudio.com/SHOWS&EVENTS.htm. Not to rag on someone else’s career or anything but that artwork looked like something I tried to do in high school but failed at miserably. But you can’t knock her for trying especially if she can get people including a movie star to buy it, I guess, if he has. I really don’t know what to say about it, I’m really at a lose for words… it’s ,… uuummm, …yeah.

    GC is/was in DC shooting scenes for his movie, SL is back in Vegas. Is it over, will they meet again, will she move in and quit stripping/pole rubbing/waitressing? The saga continues. I still want to know who his true love is anon2.

  16. Well, I may come from The Land of Tabloid Hell as JP puts it but I don’t actually read the things, because I happen to know they’re full of shit. I always knew she was a dancer/stripper – so didn’t think she was an actress and never felt duped. Also how can any of you know what really went on back in the early days between this woman and her flatmates/friends/boyfriends? You got one person’s side of the story and have taken that as gospel (doh). If you’re so wise then take it all for what it is – tittle tattle. Don’t call me naive because I don’t judge a person on their occupation, I know how the world works, I just think it’s snobby to say she’s no good because she strips for a living, you make yourselves sound awful when you say things like that and let’s face it you’re sitting there thinking the worst about her (based on a few loose facts you picked up second/third hand) but most likely would swap places with her. It’s amazing how much negative feeling there is towards this woman you don’t even know! If anyone deigns to say something slightly positive about her you gang up and insult them! And don’t make assumptions about what I’d find normal JC… again you don’t know what happened between her and her boyfriend, you only believe what you want to believe and you know fuck all about me and from the sound of it, where I come from. This whole column reeks of the stench of bitchy women in denial about their GC obsession. Dead C is probably enjoying the witch-hunt he cooked up here. All that “they weren’t in Litchfield together” and “only pole dancers would find that avant garde” my god listen to you all. It’s un-fucking-believable. Fuck this, what a waste of time, where’s the fucking balance?

  18. A forum signifies equality, and I can confidently say I’m far far above you buzzards. Your verbal hostility betrays your jealousy & insecurities, all of you!

  19. Spirit-
    I’ve been contacted by the Enquirer, In-Touch Weekly, and People Magazine and I told them all to eat a dick. Where’s the witch hunt.

    I didn’t create the frenzy of the “Mystery Girl“, I just tried to put an end to the mystery. Everyone that knows her or was around for anything I’ve mentioned, sees this as extremely tame and it is beyond edited.

    You have a choice to believe whatever you want. You can believe a story about how she was the most amazing person which no one better ever “hurt” posted by her ex-boyfriend in Star Magazine, or you can believe what I wrote in detail, but it doesn’t matter. If you blindly come on here and praise her as an wonderfully talented angel, when you have seen nothing from her, it’s just as bad as attacking her without evidence.

    You are provided by the media with materials and are expected to play the jury and deliberate on someone’s character that you don’t know. Make no mistake; you have chosen to play. You found this article looking up shit about her. You commented on this article and nothing else on the site.

    If you are asking “where’s the balance”, I think that’s ridiculous. This is the balance. When this article was posted the main stream media was hyping the relationship up as the most positive and amazing collaboration since Ike and Tina (the early and public years). Perhaps you are calling out the posts for being one-sided, but don’t accuse me of a witch hunt because I don’t reconstruct my memory to buy into the hype of media conglomerates that rely on positive relationships with Clooney to feed their families. I’m sure that if you looked into it, which I don’t doubt you have, you would probably find that this is the most realistic and neutral article out there in regards to this specific subject matter on the internet right now.

    Don’t forget, Tommy vehemently denied that Sarah could have ever been a Go-Go dancer before his interview praising her came out, then the piles of photos started spilling out across the floor of the world wide web. Nothing has yet to come out disproving any of my statements. My statements were posted to neutralize the situation anyway. If you want to come off as super pro-Sarah and positive you are going to focus on what you feel is negetive and the same goes for those that which to attack her.

  20. Aanis — I’d say calling your fellow bloggers ‘buzzards’ qualifies as ‘verbal hostility’ of the highest order. You are undoubtedly p.o.’d that SL is back in Vegas, as we all predicted. So sorry your fairytale did not come true.

  21. Spirit — Believe it or not, I have zero interest in sleeping with GC. Zero. I get what he is about vis-a-vis women, and it’s not for me. I stumbled across this site in a search for truth, or, as deadC says, for ‘balance’ to the official PR spin on the ‘mystery girl’, which was that she was an actress and model. When the photos surfaced, they told another story. DeadC’s story added to the flow of information and seemed to be an honest account from one man’s perspective. What came out showed SL as not necessarily ‘nice’ and not the cinderella fantasy that the mainstream media had concocted. I seriously doubt you knew she was a go go dancer/pole dancer from the get go. In fact, had it not been for the www you would never have know anything other than what the PR hacks proferred. We looked at the pics of what SL was up to, and could judge for ourselves. We took the ‘cinderella’ fantasy out at the knees with digitized truths. As to judging people, give me a break. I suppose in your world, prostitutes, serial killers, scam artists, and bosses who bully, are all ‘equal’ to any other ‘occupation’? You never judge? I doubt that that is true, but if you don’t, then who exactly the hell are you? A hedge? Because if you are a sentient being, you judge each and every day. You judge people, you judge product, you judge the quality of the experience you just had. Perhaps you are so enobled you are above all that, but forgive me my skepticism. Let’s say I had a daughter (I don’t). Would I judge if she chose pole dancing in Vegas as a job? Um, yeah. I do make distinctions between women who respect themselves and women who do not. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. You are just upset that we tore down your fantasy. Oh, and P.S., that art at Brandy Wood really is exceptionally awful.

  22. Spirit

    While there are some people that may want to change places with her in regards to GC, I don’t think that’s everyone on the website. I also think that the article was meant to give another or more realistic perspective on SL without the GC pr machine. My guess is there was alot more about SL that DeadC could have said that wouldn’t have been an imbellishment, that really could have made her look bad. If he really hated her, he could have have told those stories to the tabs and profited from it. Additionally, she seems to be living up to the things that he had said. She seems to like to create drama (spike heels and crutches?) and does love the camera.(see… ALL PHOTOS). She also seems to want attention for her body as well.(the photos from her work, etc.. all come across a little bit “sex kitteny” is the nicest way I can think of to say it) Please, consider some, although not all of the comments are based on her actual actions. I don’t hate her, but I also don’t like the PR spin about her. It seems purposefully dishonest. Especially the broken foot/ toe thing, no one heals that quickly… it just doesn’t happen.

  23. You know Spirit, you sound like Sarah or a friend of her’s who resents anyone not buying the fairy tale some gossip columnists who want to keep on Stan’s good side, have been shoveling.

    You need to understand that while you have a different take on her, its ok, but it doesn’t make it right, and vice versa. Too many things have been done that made it clear, to some, that the entire relationship was suspect, and its not just a bunch of women on a board, in the comment section. Many news organizations, not affiliated with WB have made remarks and so has many columnists about them as a real couple. You seem to suffer under the illusion that what happens on this board has some affect on what George or Sarah will do. It doesn’t. Sarah will get her payoff like the others and George will move on to the next one, as he always done, in due time.

    If this article that Deadc has provided is bad and reeks blah, blah, etc, ad nauseam, why bother to come here at all? Why waste time that you wont get back on any of us that you deem bitchy and/or jealous. And really, what does she have that any of us don’t have or cant get. He hasn’t married her, he hasn’t spoken her name in public, in fact, he spends more time away from her then with her even when she was in NY. He has made no public declaration, no promises, nothing, so why would anyone be jealous of a woman who was picked up at her job by a rich, older man, who bought her clothes, and let her wear expensive jewelry, taken her to nice restaurants, rented a hotel room for her and gave her cash to spend when he is busy . There was a time when a woman who was part of that scenario was called something else, and it wasn’t anyone’s girlfriend.

    Could it be, that maybe, just maybe, you call names and attack because much of what is being said cuts too close to the truth of what and who she is. There is no need to attack anyone here, it wont change our minds and no one seems interested in trying to change yours.

    While Deadc hasn’t emailed me to confess this, I am willing to bet even money that had he really let loose and shared all he knew, Sarah would go into hiding and not come out. People who know us and really spend time with us, know were the bodies are buried and I bet if he really started to talk, it would shock even me. Deadc did her an enormous favor, he didn’t take the cash, I would have, he didn’t sell out, and tell all he knew, and he didn’t lie. He deserves credit and respect for that. He’s a man, he could have told the truth and sent her packing or lied and sent her crawling.

    It can get a lot worse, trust me on that one. If anyone on the Internet wanted to make it bad for her, on just what she has done, and is doing, it could be nightmarish.

    Maybe instead of attacking Deadc and accusing him of stuff, or calling the rest of the posters here, names, you might want to take a moment and think about how much worse it could get.

    There could be film? Pictures? And not all of them picture perfect. One of her female loves could come forward (if there is one) one of her other male lovers come surface with torrid stories, a customer could have tales of her servicing him, etc, etc. I doesn’t have to be true, just have enough truth in it to sale papers.

  24. “A forum signifies equality”

    Aanis – I enjoy discussions in many different forums, and I am yet to see equality. What I see is many different point of views. And yes, sometimes it can get very heated… At the end of the day, what is equality? What your version of equality is may be different to someone else’s.

    Yes, I was having a go at you for criticising us for making this into a discussion board (let’s just use this term to describe it for the moment…). I couldn’t believe you had a go at that. Like so what! Express your opinion. Brilliant if you do. Getting shitty on us for making this into a discussion, and then you contribute to it seems hypocritical to me… and that’s what annoyed me.

  25. Spirit – I hope you don’t stop posting. IMO the balance is in having different opinions as we all see situations differently. Naturally the one who has a different opinion to the norm in a particular environment may feel slightly “attacked”, but keep up the good fight! Life would be pretty boring if we all thought the same…

    I may not agree with everyone’s opinions here, but I do find it an interesting read :-)

    Gawd, I’m starting to sound like a therapist…. :-/

  26. First off, do I really have to post another comment telling people not to leave hateful/homophobic comments on this forum? Seriously what the fuck?
    “M” do me a favor and stay the fuck off of my webpage. Your comments won’t be posted.

    Second. I’m not trying to come off as a matyr. The only integrity issue that I have is for my own words. The Enquirer might have spun what I had to say more negetively and People probably would have spun them more favorably. I just don’t want anyone to have control over my own comments in either direction. As for me not posting everything about Sarah, that is true but that deals with a spin issue as well. I could say some things that would paint her in a worse light but they are, more or less, irrelevant to the topic and would just be a way for people to take my comments and run with them. I could post things that looked more favorable that could be run with in the opposite direction as well.

  27. to play devil’s advocate for a second, i see plenty of ‘hateful’ comments about a heterosexual relationship here (GC and SL’s), so please explain why you prohibit hateful comments about homosexual relationships. what’s the difference? i am NOT saying either is right, just that you allow one and not the other. granted, it’s your website and you set the rules as you wish.

    btw, i looked at a lot of vegas ‘nightlife’ websites today, including one of the clubs SL worked (works?) at, and from what i saw, girl-on-girl action is very much a part of what they’re selling. it’s not my thing, but neither am I shocked (please). my interest is actually fairly dispassionate, as in ‘oh, i see’, that seems to be part of that life. no envy at all for anyone who works in that environment. sorry, but it looks sleazy to me. again, haven’t been to Vegas, but i don’t think i am missing much.

  28. Julie–
    I’m sorry, that sounds like a really stupid question to me, but I do have to keep in mind that you haven’t read the comments that I have been deleting.

    I never said that I wouldn’t allow negetive comments about people who are gay on my site, I just said that I wouldn’t allow negetive comments about people because they are gay on my site. Feel free to talk negetively about OJ Simpson on here, if you want, but don’t say that you hate him because he is a “N*****!”

    Nobody’s been saying negetive things about Sarah or George Clooney on here just because they are heterosexual. I haven’t deleted or prevented people from leaving comments even proposing that Clooney might be gay, I delete comments that suggest that people deserve to die based on their sexual orientation. I didn’t think that it was that confusing.

  29. deadC — i’ve been known to come up with some dumhingers. so yes, do keep that in mind that i haven’t been reading the racist or homophobic comments you delete. i was under the impression from something you said early on that nothing negative could be said about same sex relationships. my mistake. as to who is in a “protected” class, some might say SL is being attacked just because she’s a young female, who, in demonstrating sexual dominance of an alpha male, threatens the older females in the tribe. these tongue lashings seem fairly primal. just another day of competish in the veldt?

  30. Calling you all carrion birds is tame by my standards, but I can see you already-dead flesh-eating scavengers circling and I can’t help but to call it out.

    This is entertainment for me, & a full time obsession for you.

    What fairy tale? The Dark Crystal? I give 2 shits if they stay together, you include them in your nightly prayers “and Let George dump that bitch, Amen.”

    Sarah may be a Gelfling but you are a bunch of Skeksis

  31. aanis — “vultures are a federally protected species (1918 Migratory Bird Treaty Act). extreme measures, such as killing them as a roosting deterrent will probably require some type of regulatory approval.” now wipe that buzzard shit out of your eyes and unload yer shotgun. thank you for your cooperation. — fondly, your environmentally-friendly forum ranger.

  33. Hello Aanis AKA pot…meet other posters…AKA kettle ROTFLMAO

    Rant, rave, make accusations, say ugly things, insult all you want, insinuation what you need to to try and justify your statements… it doesn’t change one single thing. She is what she is, and the opinions, for whatever reason doesnt change about her.

    The only thing Sarah appears to have dominated is her ability to hog the camera when its around, and that dazed, never ending look of sheer joy when her picture is taken. Otherwise, the alpha male in this proposed scenario is still the dominate party.

  34. First, this website was not the easiest website to find unless your looking for SL information that’s why I find it so funny that people still come on here and complain about the negative comments and how we’re a bunch of over obsessed jealous GC fans or buzzards or whatever else. Then go and say how your so above it and you have better things to do. Oh, but not before posting comments a couple of dozen times. Whatever, give me a break with the holier then thou act. Second, I wouldn’t want to change places with SL in a million years. Not for GC anyway. Don’t get me wrong, he may be a nice guy, I don’t know him like that, but there is no aspects for anything further with him but a good time. He doesn’t want marriage or kids so what is there? Unless you want the same things he wants, then to me, the relationship would get old quick.

    Do we still need to refer to the Dark Crystal? I mean really..Skeksis?

    And as for putting them in my prayer’s at night, well all I can say is I’m too tired to even say prayers before bed. I’m usually knocked out before my head hits the pillow after I finish getting on this website to make my negative, dead flesh-eating scavenger comments. All this reading and typing can really wear you out, you know.

    Susan, I don’t know the date of the picture. But it was definitely taken before he grew the beard at the end of August early September. So did he know SL before June? HMM.

    Here’s some pics of SL at Brandy Wood’s reception on Friday.
    http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/gallery?open&artist=brandy&page=1

  35. DeadC
    I loved your article. You definately have a “knack” for writing and are very funny. I think you should publish more articles on your blog. Maybe a daily view on topics that interest you. I really enjoyed reading your article.

  36. RONA–
    Thanks, but there are actually a lot more articles on this site, this one just seems to get the most traffic. You should read some of them. There are even a couple of interviews.

    The plan is to have more content up faster but sometimes it’s harder to get the content up because i’m working on setting a lot of projects up for later. More interviews, more contacts etc. The main thing right now is trying to transfer everything over to a new server so that I can advertise and set up a message board, maybe polling. Things that would make the site more interactive.

    I hope you will check some of the other stuff out.

  39. http://mavrixonline.com/mavrixonline/sarah_larson/
    Wooow!! Jello and crotch shots! What a class act Miss SL is. You know since the media is so interested in having DeadC comment on Miss Larson and her past, why haven’t they unearthed these photos? She’s left little to the imagination…Wow! So this is what you have to do to promote a casino/club and this is what GC is into? (Figuratively speaking). Krista Allen aka Emmanuelle is starting to look a little more classier by the minute.

  40. DeadC
    Saw your response to Rona. I agree with her I love your article-very honest and VERY funny. I too will read some of the other articles and interviews. I am looking forward to more! I think the intense interest in Sarah Larson is due to the fact that George Clooney never speaks publicly about his relationships. That just fuels the mystery, hence the intense interest. I would love to know what their current status is-I thought he might marry her because he has asked Victoria Hart to sing for him in New York in November. What else could this be for? Anyway I hope this Sarah Larson blog keeps going, it is one of the only places to get info on George and Sarah’s relationship. Sad that my life is soooo boring, I must live vicariously through this petty bullshit!!!!

  41. Also, I would love to hear other’s thoughts on Clooney’s relationships with these women that seem to be tied to strip clubs, soft porn etc. Believe me, I am not trying to judge these women, but there has to be some reason why this man, with all his looks and money, never commits to anyone and constantly dates this type of woman. (Lisa Snowden-lingerie model, Krista Allen, soft porn, Sarah Larson-and the list goes on)…I really am beginning to think there is some “dark side” to George. Maybe that is why he refuses to comment publicly on any relationship. What does anyone else think???

  43. I am not trying to be judgmental, but what is it with George Clooney and his attraction to women that are either strippers, lingerie models, etc. It is none of anyone’s business but why does he put forth such a nice guy image in interviews and apparently has another side that he keeps well hidden. That is probably why he keeps his private life soooo private!!

  45. Wasn’t there some TMZ video a few weeks back where GC said he thought crotch shots were ” a little rude”? And then you see photos of his GF posing for them … on purpose. I don’t think anyone could use the term “classy” to describe someone who purposefully poses like that. (jmo)

  49. IMO, it seems like he’s either got a different side to him when it comes to his private playboy lifestyle with women who may seem like their easy and may be willing to cater to a kinky side to him. Or he’s trying to act like Captain Save a ‘Ho. He thinks that every girl in these types of situations, dabbling in soft-porn, or stripping/club promoting/waitressing needs some help, career wise (remember he put Krista in Unscripted, Lisa’s career got more attention when they hooked up) or financially. Almost like the ‘Pretty Woman’ scenario. He wants to be the knight and shining armor to sweep ho’s off their feet, throw some money around then send them on their way with a feeling of greatfullness that this movie star treated them with some type of respect instead of like a piece of easy ass. Whatever! Or he’s just some aging actor who thinks he can get whomever he wants and decides to go with young girls a.k.a easy targets, who don’t know any better just to show he still got it because an age appropriate woman wouldn’t put up with him for long and he knows this. Or he picks a woman that will make him look better and he knows he’ll be the Alpha Dog in the relationship. He’ll be the one that calls the shots and stays in control of the situation no matter what it is . Unfortunately, with SL he picked wrong or his people picked wrong whomever you want to believe. I wonder if he or his people see all these photos coming out before hand. Or maybe they did and decided to act dumb. That’s probably way they first came out and said she was a model/actress.

    Whatever the scenario, I think that Celine was the one he should have stuck it out with. Lisa Snowdon I think knows what she wants, a family, so I knew that wouldn’t last long. Besides, going back to an ex is sometimes not worth it. Krista Allen to me has the most annoying voice sometimes, not to mention she will forever be in B-movie hell and the soft-porn. She didn’t stand a chance at staying with GC. All she was was a piece on the side. SL, well there are no words to describe or even fathom as to why he shows her off like the next best thing.

    Who really knows what goes on in GC’s mind when he picks someone to be with but he does have some kind of type, going down the list of women he’s been with. Compared to the other women in the looks department, SL is at the bottom with a bad body to boot. Not bad as in good but bad as in boyish. And those pictures, all of them, don’t help her case at all.

  50. One very important thing to remember, George is a falling down alcoholic and has been for years. He’s a terrific talent, and he’s a shrewed businessman. His big thing was to get young starlets, and now that he’s plowed through most of them and is getting to old for the younger girls to go for it, he uses them for blow job services in the back of a limo. He’s always used car service to avoid DUI’s by the way. He’s piggy but dancers and strippers think they hit the lotto. Jennifer Agueno was at Cannes with him but as a paid escort, never seen in public.

    Sarah is already back in Las Vegas, some funky little job – I bet by December his heavy work schedule will be used as the excuse, and kaput – she’s history. None of them last long. And yeah he likes bi chicks. I hated my job, but I saw so much frigging fakery it was unreal. Don’t get me started on what freaks directors are.

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