From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
to who the f…you don’t have to read any tabloids (and I’ve never bought one..ever) to know about people. Everyone on this board, and others, has lived a little and we know what relationships look like..we’ve had our own, good and bad (speaking for myself) and we all have a little common sense. That common sense tells us whatever their relationship started out to be, it wasn’t everlasting love, and the last six months, it’s been booty call for privileges. I actually never heard of perez hilton or lainey before I started reading this blog. Are there more important things in the world? Sure.. but diversion isn’t a bad thing–I was once hospitalized for several months, and believe me, every little diversion was a godsend.
shelly…we’ll be watching for you on the red carpet..please don’t say your dress is heavy!!
Now that they have crashed, it’s rather like a CSI teaming going in, searching for clues, analyzing everything, and trying to figure out what lead up to the crash. Then examining the aftermath. So I am adding my analysis.
Lainey’s 2 blind items-I can actually see GC and SL doing both.
The 4-some at the Hotel-Let’s face it, he does dumb stuff when he’s drunk, like pick a fight w/ Fabio in front of a whole restaurant full of people, because he doesn’t want SL’s privacy disturbed. So checking into a Holiday Inn or some other chain w/ 3 hookers or girls he picked up at a club (most women in club attire dress provocatively). Why no pictures? Good question. But if he’s checking in during the wee hrs, like 2 or 3am, most people would be asleep. True, the staff might risk a picture, but there aren’t many staff on the graveyard shift, and grabbing their phone or camera might be obvious. Here’s hoping he wore a condom or his “dates” insisted he did or he was to drunk to get it up. I don’t understand why what he wore during checkout negates the story. You wake up hung-over or still slightly drunk, your not always thinking straight. Also, just ’cause he can take hookers or “dates” home, doesn’t mean he wants too. If GC took them home, and they sold their stories to the tabloids, like the Vegas Stripper did, being able to describe his home would lend more credence to their story. Also, he could have still been waiting SL’s stuff to be cleared out and the locks and security codes changed. As for him being in Como, so this couldn’t have happened? No one knows when he left LA, we just know he is there now.
Now for the break-up blind item-With the way he gets around the only logical conclusion for him not having a “love child” or a couple of “boo-boo’s” show-up is a vasectomy. He’s smart enough to know there are way too many woman who would trap him that way. Now, most smart people have figured this out. It’s not like he took out an ad announcing it, though he may have eluded too it. Also, he probably uses condoms anyways to protect against disease, but since he had been w/ SL for some time, he might have gotten lax about always using them w/ her. The “accidental/ Surprise/oops” pregnancy is the oldest trick in the book a woman has for keeping a reluctant boyfriend around. An unfortunate, but true reality. A trick SL decided to use. If he wasn’t using condoms w/ her every single time, here was her chance.
SL does not appear to be the brightest bulb in the box. During the red carpet events, the few I saw, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. She wasn’t used to being asked questions by the press and probably just answered w/o thinking. Now the fact she couldn’t figure out GC was snipped, and hinted at pregnancy, before conceiving shows how desperate, dumb or both she is.
After the supposed mini-break up in March over the engagement rumors, she most of known her days were numbered. Hence, the “I forgot the pill” and “whoops I’m late announcements”. GC could ignore those since he knows that he can’t father children (though if the Dr. didn’t snip enough those tubes can grow back, but those cases are rare), but if she started telling his parents, getting their hopes up, well that’s fucking w/ his family and he won’t stand for that.
Now for the timelines-they were not publicly seen together since the LH premiere, but that does not mean they weren’t together. He was probably wising up or accepting the impact dating her was having on his image, so was keeping her on the QT. He couldn’t go to the MET alone, because that would fuel break-up rumors, and even though he is alleged to have tried to break-up w/ her, it wasn’t final yet. So there was still probably a 4 wk or longer opportunity to try her best to get pregnant.
Calling his family-dumb, dumb, dumb! Do I think his parents would talk to her on a regular basis? No, not likely. I think they tolerated her and hoped SL would pass by the wayside like the others. Could she have access to their phone #? Yes! Would she call and chat everyday? No! Would she call out of the blue to say she might have some special news to share with them, that she wanted them to be the first to know the stork might be paying a visit and would call them up as soon as the test results were in? Yes! It would totally corner GC. In this day and age shot-gun weddings due to a pregnancy are no longer required, but chances are his parents would prefer he be married or at least engaged to the mother of his child. Do I think they wanted SL as a daughter-in-law? Probably not, but a grandchild, from their only son, they’d be thrilled about and put up w/ the baby’s mama. You don’t have to like the parent(s) to love your grandchild.
Bond Girl mentioned she suspected the break-up happened much earlier, in NYC and that’s why he skipped the Time dinner. Makes sense.
He’s done the MET w/ SL, and Lainey is convinced he’s conquered. He probably was. For him, she was the perfect woman, someone who was at his beck and call; cost him a small (by his standards) mortgage; possible a Porsche if they are the sex in the car blind item; some designer clothes and diamond earrings; white washing of her past, BUT she wouldn’t say a peep about other women or activities, and hell may even participate in them. It seems as long as SL was publicly recognized as his girlfriend, walked the red carpet, and had keys to his house, she wasn’t going to complain about the others. Doesn’t mean they moved in together, but if your girlfriend comes over a lot, she usually has her own set of keys, plus the security code.
So here it is GC’s b-day, or a couple of days after. Then his parents probably called to wish him a “Happy Birthday”, and oh by the way, SL’s saying we’ll have another birthday to celebrate in about 9 months, we are so happy son” or something along those lines. Lainey’s remark about him “pretty much standing over her while she packed up”, because he probably found out in NYC and stood over her in the Hotel Suite and made sure she packed up and went. Then feeling upset and betrayed, ditched the Time event and headed back to LA to lick his wounds. Betrayal hurts, especially something that underhanded and personal. Something that potentially could hurt his folks. Next off to Mexico w/ the boys to recover, while SL got her stuff out of his house, and he had the locks and security codes changed.
Also, they might have had an open relationship. There’s speculation SL’s time in Las Vegas was spent w/ her ex, Ryan. Could be. SL seems to be very “man smart”. When she mentioned running away for weeks at a time, I though she knew when she was starting to get on GC’s nerves or he was beginning to get bored, so she would take off and give him space. Plus, if he is more into the hunt, having a girlfriend who needed to be hunted on a regular basis might maintain his interest longer. Just an added bonus, like her ignoring or accepting him seeing “others”. Being away also means, if she figured out he couldn’t father a child, she could always try to pass off someone else’s. Yes, w/ paternity tests she couldn’t pull it off for long, but it could still pull him down.
The way the celebrity baby came is played, SL could have time to pull a bait and switch. There are tons of rumors about a pregnancy, which are denied. Hell, Christina Aguleria (sp) pretty much denied or didn’t discuss her pregnancy till the day she delivered, even though it was obvious she was. So if there are denials, then a pregnancy confirmed later no one is surprised, even if the due date is later than when the first rumors would have her delivering. So if SL gets pregnant and GC dumps her anyways, he looks like a total cad and coward, like the Tom Brady/Bridget Monyhan situation. SL gets the sympathy card and tons of press. GC would have to announce his vasectomy to the world and get a paternity test, then everyone would wonder why the 2X sexist man alive, couldn’t keep his girlfriend interested in him or faithful to him. Yes, SL would end up looking very questionable for doing something like this, but she would still get press. He would have to suck it up and look like an old fool, and be the punch-line of late night jokes for some time. The other option would be GC having to put up w/ her and go along w/ the baby pass off for a couple of yrs, fake an engagement, then when the kid was 2 or 3 say things didn’t work out, but then he’d be stuck supporting someone else kid. SL would have a steady income from him and spend the rest of her life known as GC’s baby mama, instead of GC’s ex, and probably manage to stay on the fringes of fame for sometime. Either way GC would be screwed image wise and financially.
Why the hints at pregnancy, when trying to launch a modeling career? SL probably realized once GC is gone so is her career, and even as his girlfriend, she is mostly getting low-level work, it’s not like she’s on the cover of Vogue or doing spreads for Elle. She might have been able to get some runway work in “Milano” (Damn, now I want to go eat cookies!), but the reality is she isn’t going to go far in the modeling world. Her biggest break would be a gig on one of those game shows, that need pretty girls to stand around and hold things or point. So why not try for the pregnancy angle? It keeps her in GC’s life longer, continues the connection after they break-up, and besides the poor woman was probably starving and wanted an excuse to start eating again. Perhaps SL realized starving herself for a not exactly stellar modeling career was not a good idea.
GC definitely got back at her by letting the break-up leak, while Harper’s Bazaar is still on the new stands. If he or Stan helped her get the interview, he lost some good will w/ them, and will owe them big-time. He could have summered in Como w/o SL and gone to a few events solo, and when people asked, said she was working, the excuse they used for her not going to Europe w/ him, and then eventually say things didn’t work out, because they were too busy to be together. A nice, graceful end. He must really be pissed to start airing so much publicly. The more SL and her friends say, the more trouble they stir up w/ him, and the smaller her chances of becoming his “go-to-gal” now that they’ve officially broken-up.
Also, after the first few “Girls Gone Wild” pictures came out, he or Stan might have inquired about others and headed them off, but could release them if she keeps trying to get attention from the breakup. Just a theory, but perhaps someone w/ a PR background could let me know if that scenario is plausible.
Definitely sounds like SL is angling for PR and a shot at another reality show. Most be hard to fall so far so fast. I do hope she finds a man who really and truly loves.
What I find most interesting is that GC is in Como now, so where are the pictures? There’s usually a picture out of him riding his bike. Perhaps after the Hotel 4-some story, his friends staged an intervention and packed his ass off to rehab. I recall Raleigh ex studio Slave posting that GC is an alcoholic. Up until recent events, he was probably a binge drinker, or a functional alcoholic, but IF he’s showing up at Hotels w/ Hookers, his drinking may have spiraled out of control.
@Justwannapokemyeyesout-I hear your pain and feel it too. Gas prices! Swear every time I go to the pump gas has gone up again, and I know I will walk into the store to find eggs and cereal have gone up about 5 cents to match the gas increase. Yeah, I still come here on occasion, mostly to get away from the depressing reality of inflation, war, and weird weather for a short time, and enjoy the voyuerism(SP) of the GC and SL romance and break-up. They take reality show to a whole new level. I honestly believe nothing will be done about gas prices-Bush doesn’t care. It’s an election yr, and neither party wants to take a stand in a tight election that could lose them votes, and Congress is also lame and not doing anything since members are up for re-election. Hopefully things will change in 2009. In the meantime, I deal w/ the fact gas is going to be $5.00 a gallon soon.
Addendum:
Ok-one more analysis/theory about a potential SL Baby swap out from my earlier post. I said he might put up w/ her and someone else’s kid for awhile to avoid bad press. Ignore that! It was late at night when I posted and I wasn’t thinking my best or most logical, more just dumping out all my thoughts and theories.
GC wouldn’t put up w/ that. No, IF SL tried to get pregnant by someone else and pass it off as his, then he could claim her infidelity was the real reason for the break-up, not just or only her talking too much. He could claim he was devastated by the betrayal. Yeah, he still might be humiliated, but he would garner more sympathy, when people realized his questionable ex-girlfriend tried to trap into marriage or a long-term relationship w/ a child that wasn’t his. GC would come out looking like the victim and SL would come across as a gold-digger.
Thanks for your patience.
I’m putting both of these in one post, the page is taking too long to load and I’m on a crappy windoze machine.
London, June 11 (IANS) Hollywood superstar George Clooney might have broken up with his girlfriend Sarah Larson because she underwent a breast enhancement surgery. Perezhilton.com reports that Larson got breast augmentation in mid-May just before Clooney broke up with her.
A source said: “George really didn’t want her to get the …. job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed. They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”
Larson, who was working as a waitress when Clooney met her, seems to be happy with her new look. A friend said: “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”
http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/larsons-breast-enhancement-surgery-drove-clooney-away_10058864.html
From e!online
George Clooney and Sarah Larson are splitsville, but that doesn’t mean the Ocean’s Thirteen star couldn’t provide his ex with a romantic honeymoon.
Just not for the two of them.
According to a story in this week’s Life & Style Weekly, the hunk offered up the use of his Lake Como villa to a honeymooning Larson pal, and kept his word even after the breakup.
Classy.
But while we’re on the subject, what about the breakup?
“It’s been hard,” says Larson friend Andrea Tiede. “All breakups are hard. She was swept up. They just had a few small fights and disagreements, and it all unraveled from there.”
A few small fights? a few disagreements? She’s really milking this break-up for all it is worth. She’ll do Playboy and she’ll end up at the Vegas Bunny ranch/farm/club do meet and greets. Yeah that’s what their called, just like the Oscars!
Is he attending the Democratic Convention? It runs from 25-28 August and Burn After Reading opens the Venice Film Festival on August 27th.
A couple of items posted on imdb:
Item # 1:
SL in LA Wednesday photographed having lunch with her agent. SL denies that she had boob job and denies Playboy spread.
There were reportedly a dozen paparazzi watching this lunch, and taking photos and video of them. Considering the paparazzi NEVER followed SL when she was without Clooney, and now a dozen suddenly materialize, her agent obviously tipped them off.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b142410_sarah_larsons_post-clooney_life.html
Sarah Larson’s Post-Clooney Life
Sarah Larson isn’t going into hiding.
George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend was back at work today, meeting and having lunch with her agent from Nous Model Management in Los Angeles.
Larson, 29, is up for a big-time lingerie campaign, plus she’s interested in doing more AIDS charity work. Larson lost her father to the disease a few years ago.
“She knows she can’t go back to a so-called normal life right now,” a source says. “So she wants to take this situation and turn it into something meaningful and helpful.”
As for reports that Larson recently got a boob job and she may be posing for Playboy, the source insists both are “not true.”
“The stories are kind of crazy,” the source says. “Unfortunately, there’s a lot of speculation, because she and George aren’t talking about it.”
Despite the tabloid onslaught, Larson appeared in great spirits over lunch at Chaya Brasserie restaurant. She sipped white wine, ate chopped salad and shared some chocolate croissant bread pudding with her agent.
She even got a little playful when one of the dozen or so paparazzi trailing her asked if she would ever date one of them like Britney Spears once did.
“Sure,” Larson said with a smile. “You want to be the next one?”
Item # 2:
On the same day, SL had a second lunch in LA. This time she’s giving an exclusive interview over lunch with “Daily Star” gossip columnists Charli Morgan and Amy Watts. Again, photographers magically and mysteriously materialize to capture the event — that event being SL posing for photos for the tabloids while having lunch with the tabloids.
http://photo.wenn.com/index.php?ref=EXCL%20sarah%20larson%20110608&version=int
“You can only get so far without discernible talent – then you either work, or use cheap publicity tricks to keep the public’s attention.” — George Clooney
just wanna – I laughed so hard at the heifer reference also.. so funny – surely, It takes one to know one!
Some funny comments on another blog concering the new additions!
“If he can get new teeth, why can’t she get new boobs”
“Is Heidi Fleiss hiring at the laundromat? In three years Sarah better hope so.”
Another commenter said, they’d heard he’s hooked up with Lisa Snowdon again.
Cornish = Tmaid
What a steaming pile.
Anywords in closing, “DeadC”?
P.S. Don’t email me. Ever.
Love,
Sarah
Item # 3:
Notice at this link she’s signing an autograph! I wonder how much her agent paid someone to do that?!
http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/35789/sarahs-robertson-rebound/
SARAH’S ROBERTSON REBOUND
The dust has barely settled on the breakup between Sarah Larson and George Clooney and she is already doing her best to return to the spotlight!!
The attention-starved former Hooters waitress visited paparazzi-infested Robertson Blvd this afternoon in Los Angeles to show the world how well she is doing despite having her heart broken by one of the world’s sexiest male celebrities.
Larson interviewed with the Daily Star over lunch before hitting the public catwalk that is Robertson Blvd. Looking sleek and sexy in black, Miss Larson smiled for the cameras and ensured the media that she is recovering just fine from the backlash of losing her golden ticket to the luxurious life of A-list celebrity status!
Lainey MUST be on the pay roll because that blind item looks like a nice bow tie. Whatever, you got a few hits to your website, Canadian girl.
Sarah Larson, aka George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend, lunches with her agent from Nous Model Management at Chaya Brasserie in Los Angeles on Wednesday afternoon. The 29-year-old model is rumored to be featured in an upcoming lingerie campaign.
Also in the rumor mill: Clooney reportedly broke up with Larson because she had a breast augmentation in mid-May.
“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job,” an insider tells InTouch.
Sources close to Larson insist the rumors are “not true.”
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/11/sarah-larson-chaya/
@ Hollywood Insider-Great to see you back. If your still checking in, have a couple of questions I am hoping you might answer-
1. Why all the white wash, fluff pieces, and “modeling” career if she wasn’t going to be around long?
2. How long can SL ride on the coat tails of being GC’s ex? Can take her “fame” and turn it into some sort of a career?
3. The Lainey item about him checking into a hotel w/ 3 women described as “hookers” is that something he would do?
4. Do you think GC will try using a relationship for PR again? It seems this attempt horribly misfired, IMHO.
5. Also how could they both go down the red carpet at LH, w/ his parents when the latest round of her Girls Gone Wild Pictures came out?
6. How or why do Renee and Julia put up w/ him brining questionable women to big events?
Thanks!
Stars
Well, no, Congress IS doing something about gas prices. From CNN:
“Consumer sentiment on gas prices has become a major election issue. On Tuesday, Senate Republicans blocked a proposal to tax the profits of the five largest U.S. oil companies and rescind an expected $17 billion in tax breaks for the companies over the next decade.” Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If GC and SL are in some kind of makeover competish, best to get it done now before the cost of petroleum based products rises even more!
Btw, if SL had to ‘ask’ if she could recover from her (bad) boob job at his place, that pretty much answers any lingering doubts about whether she lived with him. The answer is a great big NUP.
cHEERS!
J.
contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/models%20pals%20honeymooning%20at%20clooneys%20italian%20retreat_1071300
Friends of GEORGE CLOONEY’s ex-girlfriend are still benefitting from model SARAH LARSON’s year-long romance – one is honeymooning at the movie star’s Italian retreat on the banks of Lake Como.
The unnamed pal got the greenlight to use Clooney’s Italian palace when the star was still dating the model – and the generous actor insisted on honouring the arrangement even after he split from Larson last month (May08).
Mutual friend Andrea Tiede tells Life + Style magazine, “A friend of ours who just got married is using George’s house in Lake Como, Italy, right now for her honeymoon.
“Obviously, this was arranged when Sarah and George were still dating, but he (Clooney) cares about Sarah, so I wasn’t surprised he honoured the offer of his house.”
Tiede admits the wedding was tinged with sadness – because the bride and groom had hoped Clooney would be a guest. Instead Larson had to attend without a date.
Of her friend’s break-up, Tiede says, “It’s been hard… She (Larson) was swept up. They just had a few small fights and disagreements, and it all unravelled from there.”
Or more likely the bride and groom were pissed off because George Clooney at their wedding couldn’t be flaunted in front of friends and family. Only Larson and her tales of woe.
If she is awarded the supposed lingere contract I have a tag line! “The first underwear worn by Sarah Larson!”
Think the paps at her agent yesterday were a coincidence? Think the autograph hounds asking for Her autograph just happened to see her? Think the candid shot of her and the paps with bridal gowns in the background were amusing?
No. No. Yes.
Oh, and a warm warm welcome back to Sarah’s Auntie, the vitrolic poster above.
Yes, Faye was correct – truth hurts eh?
If she were speaking to Daily Star UK tabloid reporters this is gonna be good!
DS UK is one step above fish wrapping and in typical Brit tab style has pics of 1/2 naked to fully naked women (gasp!) within its pages.
GC with Snowden? I doubt it, she’s been quoted as saying they’ve broken off all contact. Maybe she’d be a fuck-buddy but I see no reason for him to return to the toss-pile.
here he is, new teeth and all at laglio. looks very fit.
http://www.worldtempus.com/wt/1/11615/8019
daffy — she looks very blah in those chaya photos. not seeing the thrill at ALL.
George was spotted taking in some golf yesterday. Apparantly he’s been spending his time going back and forth between Switzerland and Laglio. The weather could be a factor considering there’s been quite a bit of rain. According to the source George took advantage of the sunshine to hop on his Harley and head to the local Golf Course in Laglio yesterday.
http://www.clooneyunlimited.com/george-plays-golf-in-laglio/
@ Sarah Larson
Don’t be mad at DeadC… at least he didn’t send in any naked/lewd pictures!!! :)
This blog is the least harmful, we are all speculating. They really hate you at imbd.
Also you may not want to make AIDS your cause…people are just going to keep connecting your past with it. It’ll be a running joke, people won’t take you seriously. There’s too many photos of you engaged in lewd sexual behavior (and we know unprotected sex is number one reason why HIV is still spreading) and your detractors ( us) :) will bring that up.
My free advice to you. Try starting a foundation that helps to empower young women. Really, do the AIDS charity from the heart if you really care and keep it private.
And thanks for replying, we know you’ve been dying to since you first read it. Clooney had you scared to post, he looks like a punk, you look like you could have kicked his ass. And for the record is any of our speculation true? We now have your cyberautograph. LOL!!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/sarah_larson/x17_xclusive_sarah_gets_cozy_with_christian-06122008.php
Whoa – Sarah Larson is really trying to milk her 15 minutes for all its worth!
George Clooney’s ex decided to show off her new boobs around Ed Hardy founder Christian Audigier in Culver City yesterday – but is flaunting your assets on a hot pink sofa really the best way to further your career?
Girl needs to learn that subtlety is key!
I’m pretty sure the photog did this on purpose but there’s a between the legs sprawl shot, that shows nothing but underwear!
@ Hollywood Insider – that Firefly place (based on the info on Best Bars site) had comments that ran the gamut from “wouldn’t be caught dead there the staff/manager/bartender/doorman are a bunch of shits” to “wow, greatest place I’ve ever been.”
I think one reviewer said it best – if you’re not a hot white girl or a celebrity you’re either not going to get in or you’re going to be treated like shit if you do.
Me, I don’t frequent places like that. I have more self-respect than that. There is no fucking restaurant/bar for god sakes – that’s going to try to treat me like shit before or during my going in to spend my freaking hard earned money!
Christ, those places piss me off and the people who go there – yea George and all the celebrities like him included – are a bunch of pathetic, masochistic losers!
And no, I’ve never been denied access because like I said, I wouldn’t waste my time at places like that.
There are hundreds of restaurants/bars that actually want your business and treat you like the valued guest that you are.
I have frequented a restaurant/bar (I won’t say where cause I don’t want it to get tainted) that has celebrities in there every night. It’s a laid back, low key place owned by an actor. There are NO paps outside and you can go in there, get a couple of drinks at the bar, be treated like a good friend and then have a really well prepared nicely presented dinner. Many of the wait staff and bartenders are aspiring to be actors, writers, producers, etc. but they’re not assholes.
So, if George is going to a place like Firefly on a regular basis it just cemented my opinion that he has truly become one of the true assholes in Hollywood.
I’m going to change my mind – I actually am starting to feel sorry for Sarah. She made her mistakes – hopefully she’s learned from them and can move on. But I’ll bet in the long run a couple of years from now she’ll look back on this time and thank her lucky stars she was able to get out when she did.
I wonder how much her agents had to pay the photogs. Even she mentioned that they didn’t follow her when George was not around. I guess it was very important that everyone knows she is available $ and talking to the tabs.Nous should realize they are no match for Stan, and the public knows she’s a fake and used her “relationship” to get her picture taken. Signing autographs, is completely ridiculous of course, everyone (with the exception for Sarah Larson) knows she is not a celebrity. And a lingerie contract? No way does she have the body to pull that off.(and I am not trying to be mean,lingerie models have more curves,and are usually younger, just a fact)) She will probably do another psuedo reality show and by next year this time her agent won’t be returning her calls. But she’ll still be using her “relationship” to sell herself, and think that the rest of the world is just jealous, because after all she will still think she is amazing, and talented for being famous for “dating” a celebrity and licking things.
By the way Dead C, what was that “in closing” remark being made by someone saying they are SL? Has anyone threatened to sue you over this site? It would be hard to believe that anyone dating “the son of a newsman” would want to ban free speech.
http://defamer.com/395907/clooney-super-fan-almost-finished-with-women-of-clooney-scrapbook
Clooney fan asks Larson for autograph on Robertson Blvd, yesterday. SHE has zero fans bscause NOUS, her talent agency, paid them to be there.
@ Shelly
Whoa. I don’t think it’s cool to mock Sarah for making AIDS her cause. It’s not like it’s some thing she picked out of her hat. It’s obviously something that has brought her the kind of pain words can not express, and taken someone from her who can never be replaced. I am sure any person who has ever lost anyone to, or been affected by AIDS would do all they could for the Cause.
Dating Celebrities, Award Shows, Boob Jobs, and Dye Jobs, Those are things Sarah has control over, so they are fair game. But, She had no control over the way AIDS affected her life, making your comment a really, really cheap shot.
Sure,” Larson said with a smile. “You want to be the next one (after all these other guys are done)?”
What a joke. Celebrity, schmelebrity. Not even pretty! The pink couch photos should never have seen the light of day. Can you say cellulite (see right inner leg on crotch shot). Not to mention hooker shoes. No class.
GC, you did the right thing. I don’t think they were ever a couple anyway. No way. Just dates here and there when he needed some company.
Dear “Sarah Larson”, this one’s for you baby doll.
Do you want to know what a steaming pile of shit really is?
A steaming pile of shit is that steaming pile of photographs and videos of you acting like a drunken, horny pig that spewed into the world media like a steady stream of diarrhoea as you paraded yourself around the world as if you were the next Grace Kelly.
And speaking of those photographs … guess what? Guess what I found? I found another picture of you. I found another picture of you from July 2007 – a photo I’ve never seen before. The dry humping pic that usually made the rounds was much tamer. This one is way more graphic, way more explicit. You’re lucky this one stayed buried in cyberspace. How about I post the link now though, for old time’s sake?
I can’t imagine behaving this way in a public place, and judging from the looks on the faces of the people around you, they can’t imagine behaving this way either.
http://www.manadvice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/vrouwvanclooney.jpg
Hey Deadc
Is that actually THE “Sarah Larson” who posted 12/6 ;-)
Sucking on George Clooney’s chode has really paid off for Sarah Larson. The retired escort hasn’t left the limelight since he packed her bags and kicked her to the curb. Yesterday the paparazzi photographed the celeb wannabe out and about in Los Angeles.
Yesterday I posted a rumor that George called it quits after Sarah started to become careless with her birth control pills in hopes of securing a lifetime of George’s money courtesy of child support.
Now there are rumors that George was also upset with the former “cocktail waitress” after she got implants. In other words, Sarah was the typical shallow Hollyweird slut he thought she’d never become. FOOL!
A source claims Sarah to be so proud of her new rack she wouldn’t mind posing for Playboy for the whole world to see. The source said, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy.” Her rep denies the claim. Rumor also has it she might score a gig as a lingerie model for some company.
Sarah Larson is a cute girl, but the truth is we don’t need another non-deserving, talentless celebrity wannabe photographed doing walking around and being boring.
What do you say, would you like to see Sarah nude in Playboy?
http://www.flisted.com/
George Clooney is a Tantalizing Tourist
Newly single George Clooney takes a boat ride with a guy pal around his villa at Lake Como, Italy on Thursday.
The Oscar winner has signed on to star in the contemporary spy thriller The Tourist, a big-screen adaptation of the best-selling Olen Steinhauer novel.
Clooney would produce along with Smokehouse regulars Grant Heslov and Nina Wolarsky, according to Variety.
Acquired by WB in the fall, The Tourist is a contemporary international thriller about a spy who risks everything to reveal a conspiracy after he’s accused of a murder he didn’t commit.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/13/george-clooney-boat-villa-italy/
NK: fish wrapper? toss-pile?? rotflmao. tx.
Shadow: oink. what a pic. no doubt in my mind that mr. g. finally saw these photos and more (like way more). it takes guys awhile to catch on. he realized he needed to distance himself and did. not soon enough imho.
Do you think GC has learned his ‘lesson’ with this whole charade?
in case we needed proof that sl may be a few french fries short of a happy meal, we have it! she is reportedly denying she had a boob job, though even the vision-impaired can see the difference when comparing the before and after photos. hope she didn’t pay much (3,500 is my guess) because they look cheap, imo. round, separated by a LOT of chestal wall space, and shows a clear drop off around the edges (visible through the skin). a lot like the plump, fake looking biscuit breasts posh carries around, in other words. which in her case ‘works’ because she is ‘over the top’, more a work of pop art than human, if you ask me, so you expect that look. but sl should have gone for the natural look. this isn’t it. if she wants to be famous (and clearly that is and always has been the goal), she is following some really lousy advice.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/40746/Why-me-George-broke-up-/
AND HERE IT IS! The daily star interview!
WE got the first exclusive interview with Sarah Larson about her split from George Clooney when she invited us for lunch in Beverly Hills.
And Sarah, 29, was horrified by reports their romance went tits up because she had her naughty pillows plumped
against his will.
As she ushered us through the doors of an Alden Drive restaurant, above, we got a taste of her celebrity-addled life by being papped by shuttlebugs waiting for a glimpse of her.
And as she chowed down on crème brûlée, the former Nevada cocktail waitress told us: “People also think we broke up because George is a free spirit.
“But I’m a nomad. I can’t decide where I want to live. I have a house in Vegas and I go back and forth a lot.”
Scurrilous rumours abound that Sarah had her devil’s dumplings tweaked last month and this was the final crack in their relationship.
But she scoffed at claims that she asked to stay at his Lake Como villa while she recovered from the breast op and said: “I was just staying at his place. We were still together then.”
Anybody with eyes and a womb will understand why she’s insisted on staying platonic friends with 47-year-old George.
Passion
ABOVE: Goss girls Charli and Amy with Sarah
And happily, the romance has helped raise her profile from that of a humble mojito-server to an A-lister.
She now intends to devote herself to making clothes which will grace many a red carpet. She said: “I’ve got a passion for fashion.
“I got an Armani gown custom-made for the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala in New York. I was hands on, bugging them about the fit of my tulle.”
We’re chuffed we helped her get this off her chest.
Platonic friends my ass –
Shall we count the lies?
The dress wasn’t “made” for her, it was from the Armani “vault,” SHE bugged the Armani seamstress/tailor? Yeah I can see that happening and them listening, she’d get a pin up her ass.
She had the boob job or she didn’t? She was at Como or LA?
Clooney may be in Switzerland if Friends Of Sarah are at Como on their honeymoon, I can’t see that being comfortable for him.
She’s going to go all Ed Hardy on us, he’s got Britney Spears next Sarah Larson – model? eh whatever – I give it until Clooney gets another girl then SL will fall off all the charts and Nous will be forced to remove Sarah Larson from their celebrity tab. We’ll they’ll still have Paris Hilton, wonder if Sarah and Paris can become BFF? Heck Nicky is a designer!
@Amandica
Maybe you should learn how to READ, I did not mock Sarah for making AIDS her cause. I just asked with her background is it beneficial to people with HIV/AIDS to have her as a “spokeperson”. I did not mock or attempt to belittle her, because I have lost a countless number of friends, my father, four uncles, one stepmother and an aunt to this disease as well. AIDS left my half brother an orphan and many cousins fatherless and motherless. So as someone who has lost so much I feel as though I have the right to speak on the cause. I have seen this disease since 1982 and fortunately, there’s no one I know now, with the disease.
Pain is having to comfort your cousin at her big sisters wedding during the bride and father’s dance because at that moment your little cousin missed her dead father and realized he won’t be there to dance with her at her wedding.
Pain is holding your little niece and know that she would never have know her grandparents.
Pain is holding your grandfather as he buries his four sons. So I understand her pain, I live in pain every day I have a thought of someone I’ve lost to this disease.
As you can see AIDS/HIV is personal to me, so that is why I spoke on it. I live in pain everyday. I see where the smiley face may come off us joking or mocking, but it was not meant to be. I am a warm person, I was trying to convey it as friendly conversation as opposed to an attack.
Will people take her seriously discussing HIV/AIDS when she has been photographed promoting the very behavior that leads to women, especially young women, to acquire the disease? No, they won’t, AIDS/HIV is not the cause “du jour” anymore, especially when it can be prevented. Most people don’t have the empathy as they used to, because there are so many precautions and ways to avoid contracting the disease.
People with HIV/AIDS have been stigmatize and will continue to be stigmatize. In this day in age, reckless sexual conduct is the number one cause of the spread of this disease, is it not? Has that change? Now lets get to Sarah.
I don’t know her personally, you may. I see a woman trying to become famous at all costs. I see her trying to benefit off of George Clooney’s name and she has done enough damage to this man’s credibility and reputation. Am I mocking her or am I questioning her sincerity? I am questioning her sincerity. I see that she is trying to make a name for herself over an ex-boyfriend, trying to make a name for yourself over a cause falls right in line with that line of thinking. If she’s sincere, why make a public announcement walking down Robertson Blvd, or “informing” Norm at lvrj.
If you took it as mocking her, it was not meant to be, but you needed to see where I was coming from. I am questioning her sincerity, something she seems to be lacking.
I have lost count of the links/pictures and press crapola that Larson’s agent and Clooney’s friends are spewing.
The video of her “interview” at Ed Hardy, her posing for him on his couch, her getting the swag bag whilst adoring press and employees look on, the rumor planted that he dumped her because she went to Vegas and he thought she might have almost not quite had an affair and he dumped her “just in case.”
He paid for her teeth, he paid for her chest explosion, she left him because she/he/they couldn’t agree where to live, she a nomad you know. She’s famous, infamous, he’s relieved, golfing.
She is going to get so caught up in the lies she’ll not know the truth unless it bit her in the ass. Oh wait that wasn’t the truth was it?
@Just:
Had dinner at FireFly, patio dining nice, bar skanky, food expensive and the size of a silver dollar. Unless you know FireFly is there you’ll pass it by it’s non descript from the outside. I rate it a solid meh.
The Legend Of Sarah Larson will live on but if you’re truly bored and are following the headlines most say “Clooney’s Ex” only a few original headlines use Her name, the blogs are vicious and the work she’ll get will be based upon the value of “Clooney’s Ex” being the tag line.
Wait for the Playboy interview, the low-budget movie and then the woe is me look what being Clooney’s ex did for my career. With any luck she’ll have as successful career as Tara Reid.
Maybe she’ll marry a former client, it did Denise Richards well for a couple of years anyway.
Then there might be the E! reality show, they seem to still care whether or not The Ex Of George Clooney is roaming the streets.
So many talented young women that deserve a career and This Thing skates in on her ass, literally, and gets press…probably not a long-term career. Unless her fashion line works out, I’m sure Armanin is banging at her door since she gave such good advice to his Tailor/Seamstresses. The dress was stunning and it was all due to Sarah Larson and her advice.
http://offtherack.people.com/2008/06/13/sarah-larson-the-new-face-of-christian-audigier/
After last month’s break-up with George Clooney, newly single Sarah Larson is getting back to work modeling a new line of couture dresses by designer Christian Audigier, a rep for the line confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. Audigier tells PEOPLE exclusively, “She is a fresh, elegant and classy girl. I saw her on a red carpet and liked her style and European look.” Larson was in Los Angeles Thursday to meet with the designer for a fitting. “She was in a great mood and excited to work,” says an Audigier rep. A photo shoot for the ad campaign took place on Friday afternoon in Los Angeles. “Sarah was picked by Christian Audigier because she looks fabulous in everything she wears,” says Larson’s agent Kenya Knight. While the line of dresses, which feature Audigier’s trademark tattoo-style prints, is already available on his website, Larson’s ads won’t be seen until later this month. — Amy Keith
Additional reporting by Alexis Chiu
She will be so last year the MOMENT Clooney takes up with someone else. Left in the dust (of Vegas)
@ Daffy noted this post from JustJared on 6/13/08:
“The Oscar winner has signed on to star in the contemporary spy thriller The Tourist, a big-screen adaptation of the best-selling Olen Steinhauer novel.
Clooney would produce along with Smokehouse regulars Grant Heslov and Nina Wolarsky, according to Variety.
Acquired by WB in the fall, The Tourist is a CONTEMPORARY INTERNATIONAL THRILLER about a spy who risks everything to reveal a conspiracy after he’s accused of a murder he didn’t commit.”
h ttp://olensteinhauer.blogspot.com/2007/10/what-difference-week.html
h ttp://www.contemporary-nomad.com/?p=611
you may have to copy and delete the space since the site likes to delete posts with web addresses sometimes…
Someone has delusions of grandeur:
“I’ve got a passion for fashion. I got an Armani gown custom-made for the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala in New York. I was hands on, bugging them about the fit of my tulle.”
SL got Armani to custom-make her a gown, huh? Well apparently Armani mysteriously showed up in Kent, Washington, over a decade ago when SL was 18 years old, so that he could make her a dress.
Armani is under the impression that he made this gown in 1997 for his Spring collection.
Link courtesy of imdb:
http://frillr.com/?q=node/7843
“George Clooney and Sarah Larson in a vintage Giorgio Armani black one-shoulder beaded silk jersey gown with a dramatic low back from the Spring 1997 collection.”
And this notion that SL was telling Armani how to fit a gown, well, I’ll just let the absurdity of those remarks speak for themselves.
“Anybody with eyes and a womb will understand why she’s insisted on staying platonic friends with 47-year-old George.”
No, Sarah, you and George are not friends, at least not right now.
If GC and SL were still friends he would be letting her stay at his place in LA while she’s there looking for work, especially since the house is empty. I noticed SL had to leave her job interview with Audigier in a town car. If GC and SL were still friends, he would let her borrow his Porsche like he used to, especially because he’s not using it. George is a generous guy. SL wouldn’t be kicked out of an empty house and paying for a town car if they were friends right now. He wouldn’t do that unless he was pissed right off about something.
And he let her friends keep their honeymoon in Como because he had promised the newlyweds they could, not because he “cares about Sarah” like her friend pretended. They broke up right at the end of May, it looks like the wedding happened about a week after that. He’s not going to cancel their honeymoon on notice that short. SL wasn’t joining them in Como so why would he even mind? He’s not mad at the newlyweds.
Besides, GC’s estate in Como is comprised of eight different buildings which include guest houses. He would rarely have to see SL’s friends, either than a courtesy hello when they arrived and a good-bye “hope you enjoyed your stay” when they left.
Oh and one more thing …
Ms. Passion for Fashion seems to forget she made every Worst Dressed List at the Oscars. She bombed at one of the most high profile fashion events in the world, and that was with access to stylists and top designers. You almost have to be uniquely void of any talent to have that kind of help and still screw up so badly.
I doubt SL is the “New Face” of anything as “People” is eluding. This isn’t some big endorsement deal. It’s a standard modeling gig, like the one-time only guest-modeling for Pucci (one-day modeling job in Vegas) and Ashley Paige swimwear (one-day modeling job for a former Vegas escort). Any major “New Face of” campaign would have gone to someone who had a WAY higher profile as a model or a celebrity. Sarah Larson’s name is still unknown to the majority of the public.
Sarah was not in some competition and “picked” by Audigier among hundreds of applicants to be the New Face of a major campaign, like her agent would have us believe. This was all set up in advance. That was not an actual job interview we saw Thursday. The paps and the whole thing was set up in advance between Nous and Audigier.
You can see the entire fake interview on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhnng04Mm9M&feature=user
Audigier’s got ties to the club and casino business in Vegas. SL’s little ads for him are coming out next month which is also when his new nightclub is opening in Vegas. This is just more of her Vegas spokes modeling crap.
Notice how news of Audigier’s Vegas nightclub opening broke the same day it’s announced Clooney’s ex Vegas flame will be modeling for him? And a day after the paps hysterically photograph him interviewing her? The timing is no coincidence. Everyone is trying to make money off Clooney’s name while they still can. Nous gets publicity for SL and Audigier gets publicity for his new nightclub.
This link was postd on imdb:
http://hotspots.hollyscoop.com/christian-audigier-the-nightclub/christian-audigier-opens-nightclub-in-las-vegas_244.aspx
June 13, 2008
He’s made his marks in fashion with Ed Hardy, Smet, Crystal Rock and now L.A. based designer Christian Audigier is moving into the nightlife world. “Christian Audigier The Nightclub” is set to open in Las Vegas in an attempt to bring fashionable nightlife in sin city.
Audigier has partnered up with the Pure Management Group, the same guys who have brought you celeb destinations LAX and PURE in Vegas.
We hear the grand opening will be pretty spectacular with a performance by the “King Of Pop” Michael Jackson. After all this is a guy who celebrated his 50th Birthday party with MJ, Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson and Fergie.
In regards to his club Audigier says, “Quite simply, it feels amazing. I feel like I can do anything and this is just another facet of who I am. I have so much to offer this world from what you wear to how you relax, party and enjoy life. This will be an extension of how I do it and everyone will be able to do it with me. Let’s party!”
Let’s start popping the champagne! The club is set to open in July 2008 at Treasure Island Hotel and Casino.
Did GC find someone new already?
http://popsugar.com/1708023
New Kid – are you going to be seeing Faye this month? Would be interested in hearing what she has to say about GC, SL, the breakup and if there is a new woman.
@Shelley
I can certainly understand your reasons for commenting that Sarah should look at supporting AIDs related charities as quietly as possible.
Your point is one I’ve tried to make for a while about George and his relationship with her. If you state one thing but then your actions are telling us a different story then you do a disservice to any charity or cause you associate with.
Sarah publicly supporting AIDS related charities makes her a hypocrite when her actions – promiscuity etc. are in direct contrast to how someone would act if they were trying to avoid AIDs, and more importantly, be a role model for those who are living with or dealing with a family member living with AIDs.
As you stated, there are those who are younger who will look at her, by her association with George, assume this is what it takes to make it in the “glamour world” and try to emulate her actions.
I’ve said this before, you have to come from a place of integrity before you can open your mouth to speak about anyone else or FOR anyone else.
Supporting AIDs related charities quietly without fanfare and cameras – that’s fine – it’s her personal journey. Doing it in front of cameras just makes me believe it’s another photo op for her or an attempt to “clean up” her image.
George has seriously damaged the perception of the person I thought he was. I don’t know that it will ever be repaired – it’s been too many strippers, too many porn-related gals, too many gold-diggers. These are conscious choices he’s making. And you have to wonder what the fuck is so wrong in his mind that makes him so paranoid about being married that he works so hard at making sure he picks gals who are so totally unsuitable that he completely sets himself up for failure as soon as he starts.
There seems to be some sort of warped sense of “honor” perhaps in his mind. It’s as if he says to himself, “Hey, at least if this doesn’t work out then no one will really mind because she wasn’t good enough to start with.”
Sarah has a personal journey she has to take and so far, it doesn’t look like she’s learned very much from this experience. I started to feel sorry for her (It’s not easy to be taught difficult life lessons in the glare of pap flashbulbs) but the fact that she’s cruising Robertson tells me she really doesn’t get it. And that she’s still grasping for fame – no matter what the ultimate cost to her.
So I can’t feel sorry for her now. She keeps making the same mistakes and she’s letting people who are only interested in their 10% cut advise her. Big mistake!
George has slunk off to Como and is, for the most part, is laying low. Perhaps that’s best.
There are some fans who will never be happy with whom he dates. It’s not them, so frankly, they won’t approve of anyone. Me, I just would like to see him dating someone who’s crotch, ass and tits I don’t have access to on the net. But that’s just me. I prefer a bit of mystery. :-)
WELLLL…what have we here????????? Our boy is on to the next game!!! If he’s in a bedroom with a woman…ahem. And she’s DARLING. Sweetest face, etc. Can we say SL=Toast??? Enjoy!
http://popsugar.com/1708023
This woman is Delusional, ‘I’m a Nomad’….someone PLEASE tell her she’s only ever lived in two places. Washington state were she grew up and Crummy Vegas! She is trying to portray herself as some sort of elusive, mysterious, hard to pin down sort of person. What utter CODSWOLLOP! That bang on Clooney’s head had to have clouded his judgement with this one, he thought she was such a good thing, he unleashed her on the rest of us!
The bloke who asked for the autograph wasn’t actually a fan LOL
From Defamer
Clooney Super Fan Almost Finished With ‘Women Of Clooney’ Scrapbook
A George Clooney superfan got one step closer to finishing his scrapbook featuring signatures of the Good Night & Good Luck actor/director’s former flames. Kevin Marr of Reseda started the book merely as a joke amongst friends in his divorced men group, but took on a life of its own. Marr said, “When I started to Google and Wikipedia things, I realized that the ole Cloonester is a major poon hound like me. So, I had to pay my respects to the maestro.”
Marr began seriously pursue the autographs sometime in 2006 when his pool cleaning business fell apart, and the new hobby has taken him all over the world. Wednesday’s autograph from Clooney’s recent ex-girlfriend, Sarah Larson, has brought him one step closer to completion (that is, until Clooney dates again). Marr said, “I have mixed feelings about George settling down. A part of me wants him to keep on going on until he can’t do it anymore. Then the other part of me wants him to stop because I can’t spend all this money flying all over the place to meet with some girl that Clooney may have made out with on the set of Return Of The Killer Tomatoes.” After Larson signed his scrapbook, Marr unsuccessfully asked Larson for a date to Spumoni.
Clooney’s new piece has been described as blonde and in her mid-30s. Hmmm…blonde….,,in her mid-30s? Wait! He’s totally dating the woman of his dreams, Brad Pitt! I know Brad is 40-something, but in dark lighting he could pass for 30s. Angie Jolie better tell Maddox to get his guns out. It’s war.http://www.dlisted.com/node/26587
Sounds like they’ve been reading this blog, or perhaps the hen is out laying eggs somewhere else?
Certainly not the women in the photographs from Como.
not so fast. the gal in the bedroom photo with george is lynn heslov, the wife of mike heslov (the guy in the boat with GC, and brother of grant heslov).