From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
(ahem) he may or may not have had them but what I meant to type was he has them as pr clients…
I need an “oops” key to call back my typos
@J. Smith noted Lainey’s post….”George allegedly had a little bit of fun at an LA area hotel (a chain) last Tuesday with not 1 not 2 but 3 ladies who looked like they were of the night.
George apparently checked in under an alias at 2am, no reservation, and did not appear to be sober.”
And that ladies and germs is how one catches nasty little bugs like herpies, gonny, siffyless and that mother of them all AIDs.
Of course, maybe the three prosties were smart enough to insist he use a condom …or two …or three.
Oh hell, who do we think we’re kidding – he was drunk? I doubt he gave damn.
But if he did use a condom I’ll bet at least one of them saved the sperm. Either to try to impregnate herself (to try to hit the “I got myself knocked by a celebrity” jackpot) or to sell on eBay because if there’s one thing I’ve learned – every time you think you’ve seen and heard it all – another sick fuck comes out of the woodwork.
Problem is – George seems to be the sick fuck now.
What a role model – we’ve got millions of Africans dealing with AIDS and one of their “spokespersons” is participating in activities that that puts him and his partners at risk. What a fucking contradiction! (Feel free to say it out loud with a high-pitched whiny voice – I did!)
Okay guys be very careful about trusting the Lainey bullshit about a drunk GC and three hookers. Lainey’s on the warpath right now because GC made her look like a fool.
I highly doubt her “source” was credible. She’s covered herself from any legal action on this one so she was free to say whatever the hell she wanted. She’s referred to the information coming from a “source” (so not her), who told her “exclusively” (explains why no one else in the entire hotel saw a drunk and boisterous GC with 3 giggling hookers), and made sure she said George “allegedly” did everything and that covers her legally quite nicely.
As a friend of mine mentioned, for all of GC’s rumored shenanigans he has NEVER been caught publicly in a situation like that. He has NEVER conducted himself in a public place where he risked being seen, photographed, or even arrested by blatantly buying sex with hookers, let alone three at once.
Now look at this “story” again. Three hookers and a drunk GC and right after a breakup no less?! A story that juicy, why wouldn’t the source go to a major tabloid that would pay major bucks?
Why is some L.A. onlooker contacting a Canadian gossip site, let alone one that gives no money? It doesn’t make any sense.
Lainey either made this up, or more likely, this is a leak from SL’s camp and Lainey is happily running with the story knowing the source fabricated the whole thing.
Okay it’s Team Clooney’s turn:
Which negates the 4-whores and a whore monkey story…
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b140969_clooney_sarah_said_too_much.html
Super-private George Clooney reportedly dumped Sarah Larson because she did what any woman dating Clooney would do: kiss and tell.
A source close to Clooney tells E! News the actor broke things off with model-waitress Larson last month because he worried she was exploiting her arm candy status to advance her career.
“George is very protective of his private life,” says the source. “He started feeling like she had spoken too much about the relationship. She wanted the fame.”
Sarah appeared in People magazine and Vanity Fair.
The source adds, “If he wanted to date an actress, he would. But he doesn’t.”
“It was never very serious,” the source adds. “He would fly her into town, but she always was living in Vegas.”
The source says George is now at his Lake Como villa, where he will spend most of the summer. “He didn’t dump her to be with someone else,” the source says, adding that reports to the contrary aren’t true. “He’s just chillin’ with his boys.”
Clooney now goes up a few more notches for realizing, albeit a tad late that he was being played.
Now, will he learn?
I’m not buying the foursome in the hotel bit, we know George has no problems with taking hookers and strippers home. He has no kids, family or such at home taking them home would not have been a problem. I’m sure there was a driver and the driver ( a former cop) would have the sense enough to at least check him in a hotel if he was that drunk so not to embarass himself. Or at least have a hotel where he goes and everything is kept quiet. George is not that stupid nor are the people around him. Also you can’t check into a hotel without a driver’s license George Clooney or not, so no way he used an alias to come off the street to get a room. I am pretty sure the clerk would have called TMZ and all other outlets to get coverage of his ass coming out or at least called a friend with a camera to get the shots. Those photos would be worth money!!!
Lainey’s gunning for George and she is gunning hard.
Now my take on this “break-up”:
The photos in US Magazine were the nail in her coffin and I do believe that she pointed out where those photos were herself. They had “broken-up”/ended contract earlier that month, due to the marriage rumors. Proof of the split was George was auctioning her seat, but he cancelled the auction remember? DeadC said she was vindictive and she probably called around as a “friend to Sarah Larson” with more photos. She got US Magazine to run that story and ran it before the opening weekend of his new movie, part of the deal for the photos and story. Fortunately for her they got back together, but too late to stop the story. That was the final straw. He didn’t want to break up with her during the movie premiere, it would have taken attention from the movie. That is why he didn’t take her to Europe. It was strange the HB threw him a party, when they were going to celebrate Sarah Larson in the next issue. That party was probably for her, but he decided THEN she wasn’t going to have a career. No photographed contact between them for the rest of April. I guess they may have been under contract with Armani to dress the couple for the MET Gala or George just didn’t want the break up news to cloud the event. They arrived to NYC seperately. As I stated earlier she was not allowed to speak to the press during that event and was barely photographed. She seemed cocky and confident at the Met, because after that last round of public humiliation he was still by her side or so she thought. She was cocky because he was stupid and naive. She was feeding him the people hate me and are jealous of me crap. Her words from HB, “You have to be careful who you let into your life” are ironic. Also that same cocky look after the v*gina photos first reared their ugly heads. Someone in Camp Clooney may have been on to her, I still believe Sarah Larson sold those v*gina shots of herself and had something to do with that phone call, who else would know she had more stuff out there aside from her. Who really remembered Sarah Larson was on that website? Too many other skanks in that group of photos for that one skank to stand out, especially when there were no names!!!! She wasn’t even the skankiest one there either. Also she had a smirk on her face during that Extra interview, when she said someone dug up her past. She was practically laughing, go back and watch. Cocky smug. No one dug up anything she did all of the exposing all the while feeding him that people are jealous of me, they hate me story. George Clooney may have decided to have that phone call followed or at the very least, find that “friend” who released those latest round of photos. It wouldn’t have been hard to trace. He got the news in NYC it was her, betrayed because he stood by her/contract as she dirtied his rep, while all the while it was HER releasing the dirt. He left NYC, ditched the TIME party, flew home, removed all of his valuable things. Left town called and her told her to remove her things. His Captain Save a Hoe days are done, he’ll sink much further into his abyss of loneliness and misery. Lesson learn, if a woman is selling her self ( porn, nude photos prostitute) in this day and age, she’s doing it because she wants to, not because she HAS to. Especially a woman with college degree. There are so many ways for a women to earn a living in this day and age. Also this is the perfect time to do it, there are no new movies coming out until September, if she decides to try to embarass him again with more photos, no one would care and she would like more like the skank she is. Don’t feel bad for Clooney because as he stated in April, if he gets caught coming out of the brothel he deserve everything he gets. He’ll probably go into hiding and keep out of the press until Burn After Reading premiere and press junkets.
I doubt if it is “friends” speaking, it is probably her. No one mentions anything negative about George, afraid of the legal repercussions of breaking the contract.
As for the theory she said no to a threesome, umm George flew one of her Vegas friends to NYC last fall, ( footage of them on TMZ) looked like the blonde girl she had her head on her breast in those photos. I bet money there was a threesome then. Also Sarah is openly bi on her myspace page, I don’t think that was a problem.
How does that sound?
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b140969_clooney_sarah_said_too_much.html
if that cuts off it is .html not .htm
Sarah wasn’t wearing GC’s diamond earrings at the Palms Place opening on Saturday. I’ve seen pictures of them in close-up and they’re completely different earrings.
I, too, noticed SL’s new bosom on Saturday. I think it’s just hilarious that right after the “Clooney’s girl flat out: No bones about it” pic circulated (and was discussed here and a couple of other places), SL’s next appearance has her painfully trying to create a bustier figure. What do you think, stevie c, was it something we said?
I can’t quite figure out exactly what Sarah did to create her new “look” on Saturday night. I don’t believe implants because it’s major surgery and frankly they would be bigger. My guess is she used those gel inserts that adhere to the body to help create some fullness and then rammed the living daylights out of the rest with tape (hence the desperate pleas of her armpit to stop).
The Herald Sun “brutal breakup” story had a photo gallery you could look through. Pictures 1-4 are from the Ashley Paige show. They are all unflattering, but I found picture 4 especially revealing. There’s nothing there. This isn’t an A-cup. In the Ashley Paige photos, SL is an AA or AAA cup (yes they do exist). And she definitely wasn’t like this last summer in her bikini. She was an A or a B cup a year ago and filled out her bikini top just fine. No, this look happened through starvation. This happened when she forced her body fat ratio dangerously low. Why she did that to herself, I do not understand, because she looked just fine to me a year ago. She was very skinny and lean, but she looked healthy. SL doesn’t need implants, or inserts, or tape, she just needs a sandwich.
This is the worst pic, but the 3 before it aren’t very good, either:
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/gallery/0,22010,5025814-5010141-4,00.html
Now from the other side…..
From E….
Clooney: Sarah Said Too Much
Super-private George Clooney reportedly dumped Sarah Larson because she did what any woman dating Clooney would do: kiss and tell.
A source close to Clooney tells E! News the actor broke things off with model-waitress Larson last month because he worried she was exploiting her arm candy status to advance her career.
“George is very protective of his private life,” says the source. “He started feeling like she had spoken too much about the relationship. She wanted the fame.”
Sarah appeared in People magazine and Vanity Fair.
The source adds, “If he wanted to date an actress, he would. But he doesn’t.”
“It was never very serious,” the source adds. “He would fly her into town, but she always was living in Vegas.”
The source says George is now at his Lake Como villa, where he will spend most of the summer. “He didn’t dump her to be with someone else,” the source says, adding that reports to the contrary aren’t true. “He’s just chillin’ with his boys.”
Why George Dumped Sarah
A source close to George Clooney says he split up with Sarah Larson because she was getting too chatty with the press about their relationship.
“George is very protective of his private life,” says the source. “He started feeling like she had spoken too much about the relationship. She wanted the fame … If he wanted to date an actress, he would. But he doesn’t.”
Adds the source: “It was never very serious. He would fly her into town, but she always was living in Vegas.”
Eh, I kinda think this is all bullshit. George dumped her because it had been a year, and he was over it. He’s the eternal bachelor, you guys!!!
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/
Also someone making a comment on Norm’s blog stated Ryan Doherty was arrested for felony burglary charges!!!! This mess gets funnier and funnier each day. Screw screenplay, this needs to be a novel. I have to hurry up and write before Jackie Collins write it.
GC is in Laglio.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b140969_clooney_sarah_said_too_much.html
Liked the E! New “sources” use of words “arm candy”, (2) “dumped”. Bet GC was really p*issed at her FoxNews/People ‘devastated’ articles flying all over the place.
“He didn’t dump her to be with someone else,” the source says, adding that reports to the contrary aren’t true. —- Someone else? Who was that supposed to be? Did I miss something?
I don’t believe Lainey’s story either.
Anon2: I think the reference to someone else referred to the 3 hookers. I also think they made sure we knew he was in Como, so it’s obvious he couldn’t be in L.A. jumping 3 women at a time.
@Shadow said: “Okay guys be very careful about trusting the Lainey bullshit about a drunk GC and three hookers. Lainey’s on the warpath right now because GC made her look like a fool.”
Why the hell she should now be so indignant is beyond me. She’s known that the relationship was bullshit from the beginning now she’s embarrassed? I thought she knew about George and his past. No use getting pissed now. What I’d say to Lainey: “We’ve all been there honey – join the club.”
And here’s some interesting news – (Since Sarah so admired George and his attempts to help Darfur…)
FT today states that Riyadh and Cairo are eyeing Sudan to launch a large scale agricultural project. It seems Riyadh wants to develop 70,000 acres in Sudan because Riyadh “want(s) to phase out domestic wheat production by 2016 to preserve its finite water resources”
Now to the person who said this wasn’t the place to talk about high oil prices…
I just need to make a couple of points.
1. People of Darfur are being chased off their land (and if they don’t go they are being killed, abused, maimed, raped – suffering all sorts of atrocities…)
2. Middle Eastern countries are eyeing Sudan to set up agricultural projects that will require thousands upon thousands of acres of land. I wonder how much of that land belonged to individuals in Darfur?
3. The money for this development of the land, infrastructure etc., will be coming from oil rich Middle Eastern countries.
4. Who buys the most oil? China, the US and Europe.
5. So what can we conclude? Well, that we are all part of the problem in Darfur.
So remember, the next time you gas up – you may have had a hand in someone losing their land and/or dying for it.
And yet I’m admonished for even mentioning gas prices – because it certainly IS more important to talk about Sarah.
I’ll count myself in the group who has gone on way too long about this insignificant twat – I freely admit I’m a pot calling a kettle. But my concern, anger and outrage were always due to how this relationship tarnished his credibility.
But sometimes even I stop and slap myself for my shortsightedness.
Get a grip folks – she’s gone – who cares who she dances in front of and why.
And if George should decide he wants another go round with her then he’s a bigger fool than we thought. And we also have to ask ourselves – why do we care to give either of them the time of day? He’s a joke and she’ll quickly be a has been – worse — a “never was” who will now never be.
Disregard the happy faces in my last post – I guess if you use parenthesis it makes a happy face and I certainly didn’t want to use one when talking about atrocities in Darfur.
LOL y’all! haven’t been around for a while..lots to read.
Shelly: got any ideas for a title yet? certainly won’t be about a Lucky character…and when they make the movie, how about a bony Olsen twin as SL? As far as Eonline..GC was surprised she was milking this for everything it was worth?…bull..but she was a convenience..don’t think anyone would disagree w/that.
Shadow..back to the boobs! not sure if they’re done or not.. did think once that instead of a pig, he might get her implants. Of course, if Playboy calls, Heff will foot the bill..
to both Sh’s..agree Lainey is reaching..a chain hotel full of tourists and business folks like me, armed with their trusty camera phones..no way!! Hell, he’s got 3 big houses to take women to and not be seen. If I were there and caught it…would I respect his privacy, or think, hmmm, how much will it cost to remodel my kitchen. Sorry GC..I need more cabinets…
as i recall (in my infinite wisdom), georgie boy stated not all that long ago he was ‘just trying to make a living’ to some upstart reporter who had the nerve (the nerve!) to point out that his nespresso and other ‘commercial’ work conflicted with his politics (corporations are greedy and bad, etc.). could it not be said that sl was ‘just’ trying to do the same? make a living? or should she aspire only to waitressing for the rest of her life? further (nose raised even higher, sniff sniff), if he cared about this girl, why would he resent her getting the attention? if i were in love, or even in like, or even someone’s friend, for god’s sake, i would be their biggest cheerleader in the same circumstances. it strikes me as churlish and small-minded to say now that ‘she was after the fame’. i think the facts of their relationship were overstated…that she never truly ‘lived with’ him, and that he used her when it suited him (flew her in from Vegas). this is not a man who respects women. this is a man who uses women for sex, for ego gratification, for whatever, but it’s never about them. it’s always about GC and always will be. if you’re with him, then you need to ‘get that’ right off. just about everyone seems to be on his pathetic little game these days, he has zero credibility with anyone with half a brain in the relationship department, so his options are dwindling. i seriously doubt he knows how to have a female friend, a true friend, let alone a relationship. no wonder he needs to flee to italy. there, he can still bask in adulation from those who don’t speak his language. they either don’t know or don’t understand his brand of pathology. i’m no sl apologist, but face it folks. she is only 28/29 and however much we did not like the camera hogging, that’s still ‘young’ and dumb. anyone under 40 is, in my books, still an infant. gc knew exactly what he was doing and was in control of this relationship the entire time. he’s a user of women and he got tired of her. i have little doubt that the breakup was not a fun event for her. if it’s true that it was handled as callously as described, gc is a bonafide aHole.
George owns a black Porsche.
Did you hear the joke about the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
A porcupine has the pricks outside. LMAO!
@Anon2
There was some buzz about George Clooney and Gerri Halliwell hooking up, and she was the cause of the break up. That story was at a small site, no big sites or news outlet picked it up.
My take on the He Said/She Said
Brothel Larson:
She’s upset because George dumped her out of the blue. Which ends her career. There was no warning, no fight. He was so cold. So we’ll continue to make the relationship more than what it was, to make him look like a heartless cad.
Camp Clooney:
The relationship was not that deep, she never lived with him, she was just occasional arm candy. We wouldn’t even call her a girlfriend. She was more interested in building a career off of his reputation and name than she was him. He grew tired of it and her.
Gee, I guess that ever after love thing didnt work out for those two crazy kids, huh?
LOL
Justwanna – well, i thought that ‘tard was sniping at myeyeshavebeenpokedout’s post about the sky high cost of gasoleeeeeene. maybe it was you instead. if so, you have more than made up for any tedium by telling that hilarious porsche/porcupine joke. thanky.
here’s one for ya…
The Pastor’s Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the n un that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
So, stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
So was this Ryan Doherty guy her boss? I find it odd that her boyfriend would have her posing pantiless and engaging in all the other stuff for his business. The ass biting video I think would have fallen during this time.Rumors were saying they were together a year or a year and a half, or was this just more of the white wash to make her seem more credible. (she was in a long term relationship with a successful and wealthy person) Although it would explain how she got her job at the Psalms. And that Norm lv reporter works for a publication that is in part owned by them as well?
And as for her dancing Provacatively? I just don’t see where people think her dancing is sexy.. she reminds me her Paris Hilton…no moves.
A poster on imdb did an amazing job typing up all the latest tabloid articles on the breakup. Taken in totality they paint an interesting picture. The first article, from the “Star”, has dubious credibility in some areas. It seems to be the odd man out on some points, saying things inconsistent with all that we’ve heard so far. I think a couple of their sources are pretty shaky. The others, however, “In Touch”, “Life and Style”, “US”, and “People” sound surprisingly accurate. Their sources are very consistent with what the two camps have been saying all along, i.e. Sarah thought the relationship was serious and was shocked when the breakup happened. George never thought the relationship was serious and is happy to be single and free. I think when trying to sort out what really happened consistency and common sense are your best tools. Decide for yourself.
STAR Magazine:
Who Dumped Who
When George Clooney and Sarah Larson broke up after 8 months together, the news came as no huge surprise. After all, he’s a major Hollywood actor, and she’s a former Las Vegas cocktail waitress 17 years his junior. But what is shocking is that Sarah has been bragging to friends that she was the one who turned George loose!
“She’s claiming that she broke up with him because his love was so inconsistent,” says one source. “She said he was hot and cold with her, and she just couldn’t tolerate it anymore.”
But it seems former Fear Factor winner Sarah, 29, may just be trying to put out her own version of the story because, according to multiple other sources, George dumped her.
“She tends to get too attached to her boyfriends,” says a pal of Sarah. “She was getting too clingy, and George just had enough. She was demanding too much attention, and it was driving him away. They had been on the rocks since April, and this was just the final straw for George.”
It also didn’t help that Sarah had quite the party girl image. Ever since she and George, 47, began dating last September after meeting at The Whiskey Bar in Las Vegas, countless photos of Sarah half naked and tipsy from her pre-George days have been surfacing, much to his embarrassment.
“He wants to be taken seriously as an actor and a humanitarian, and her image could have been a factor,” says a source. “It’s too bad, because he really did like Sarah and wanted it to work out between them.”
And so did she. Despite the fact that she claims she did the dumping, another source insists the breakup came as a complete shock to Sarah. “She’s completely in love with him. She had no idea this was coming. She was convinced that George was going to propose to her any day.”
She was partly right, says another source. “George was considering marrying Sarah. All his friends were telling him, ‘She’s the one!’ But things changed, and he got cold feet. Some might even say frozen feet!”
But George likely won’t be alone for long! The notorious bachelor is “a total ladies’ man,” says another insider. “That guy can get anyone he wants, anytime he wants. He won’t be lonely for company.”
Perhaps he’ll find it in Italy. That’s where George has been spending his time since the split, at his $10 million Lake Como villa.
His peaceful retreat is a far cry from where Sarah has been mending her broken heart – back in Vegas! On 5/31, she hit the Palms Place grand opening, where she partied in a private cabana with her ex-boyfriend Ryan Doherty. “They sat very close, and things were very flirtatious between the two of them,” says an eyewitness. “They were laughing and having a great time.”
According to another source, “It was obvious she was trying to show everyone she was over George. But the truth is that losing him is the last thing Sarah wanted, and she’s so crushed that it’s over.”
IN TOUCH:
Eternal bachelor George Clooney breaks up with Sarah Larson – and asks her to move out
Sarah Larson seemed to be The One – the woman who was finally able to tame longtime bachelor George Clooney and capture his heart. After nearly 9 months of dating, George took Sarah to the Oscars in February, something he’d never done with any other girlfriend. He also gushed about her publicly – another first – and even let her move into his Los Angeles mansion. Suddenly, the former Las Vegas cocktail waitress with modeling aspirations was the envy of millions.
But as IN TOUCH reported first, George, 47, recently broke up with Sarah, 29 – and has asked her to find another place to live. “He told her he doesn’t want to hurt her, so it was best for her to move on.” An insider reveals.
On May 28, an onlooker spotted what appeared to be Sarah’s belongings packed up in the driveway of George’s Studio City home. “There was a small black truck parked outside on the street with clothes hanging inside of it,” a witness says.
Sarah, who recently bragged to friends that George was flying her first class to his villa in Lake Como, Italy, in June, is devastated about the split, a close pal says, but is putting on a brave face. On May 31, she was in Las Vegas, surrounded by a group of friends at the Palms Place grand opening party. Asked if she was finally back in Sin City for good, Sarah replied, “I have a house here, but I’m a nomad. I can’t decide where I want to live. I’ll be back and forth a lot.”
An insider says Sarah is still hoping for a reconciliation, but a friend of George’s says he’s relieved to be single again. “He just wasn’t into Sarah anymore and hasn’t been for a while,” the pal says. “They had little in common. He thought she was hot, but eventually he got bored. He just doesn’t want to be tied down.”
Sarah isn’t the first woman to have her heart broken by George – who was married for 3 years to actress Talia Balsam – and she probably won’t be the last. “George is unable to stay in a relationship for any length of time,” the pal adds. “He makes it clear that marriage is not in his future.”
Sarah’s friend says she believed she was the one who could change George – and now feels stupid. But her pal says she’ll land on her feet: “She’ll be okay. Hey, at least she had some fun.”
LIFE AND STYLE:
Why George broke up with Sarah
It’s not easy dating one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors. Just ask Sarah Larson, 29, the onetime Fear Factor winner who dated George Clooney for about a year before their breakup in late May. “George is a leopard – he’ll never change his spots,” says an insider close to the actor. “He thought Sarah was great, but he couldn’t settle down. George just can’t get comfortable with sharing his life.” In fact, the actor famously told Barbara Walters in 2006 that he would never marry again “because I wasn’t very good at it.” “It’s no secret that George loves beautiful women,” says a second insider. “Sarah’s a great girl – he adores her – but George is George. He has a short attention span.”
US Magazine:
Bye-Bye, Love
Not only is Hollywood rejoicing that George Clooney is a bachelor again – “Women are very lucky!” Kim Cattrall tells US – but his latest ex, Sarah Larson, also seems to be in good spirits. At the 5/31 opening of the Palms Place Hotel & Spa in Las Vegas, “it definitely didn’t look like she was grieving,” says an eyewitness of the model, who dated the matinee idol for a year. “She seemed happy and in a good mood – very much herself,” her ex Ryan Doherty, who talked to her that night, tells US. Another guest spotted her laughing, texting and even chatting up fellow reveler Jessica Simpson. It was the first night out for Larson, 29, since Clooney, 47, reportedly vacated his Los Angeles home so she could move out. (A Larson source confirms the split; Clooney’s rep had no comment.)
It was just a year ago that Clooney, in Las Vegas for the Ocean’s 13 premiere, connected with the cocktail waitress. Their courtship stayed under wraps till September, when they turned heads at film fests in Venice, Italy and Deauville, France. By February, she was on the red carpet at the Oscars, where Clooney playfully told US he had “curled her hair and… sewed all the beads’ on her Valentino gown.
“Sarah was a normal, down-to-earth girl,” a former Larson pal tells US. “She was never attracted to any of the wealthy men who used to hit on her.” But the insider says the high-profile relationship changed Larson: “She stopped calling back her friends. She didn’t realize that when he left, that reality would end.”
As for Clooney (next seen in September’s Burn After Reading), he had been a serial dater since his 1992 divorce from Talia Balsam. For ESQUIRE’s April cover story, he was shown an Internet rumor that he and Larson would wed – and called it “a bit ahead of its time.” A source even tells US that he once texted Larson’s Las Vegas employers to ask that her job be held open for her. Whether she’ll return is a question mark, Palms owner George Maloof tells US. Regardless, he adds, “She looked beautiful, and she’s doing great.”
PEOPLE Magazine:
Calling It Quits
At the opening of the Palms Place hotel in Las Vegas on 5/31, Sarah Larson spent the night laughing with pals, enjoying vodka cocktails and dancing in the party’s VIP area. Her solo outing – the first since her split with beau George Clooney was made public 3 days earlier – contained no indication that Sarah Larson is, according to a close friend, “going through a really difficult time.” Says an observer at the event: “If she was upset, she was hiding it well. She put on a brave face.”
Sarah Larson’s spunk – she once famously ate a scorpion as a Fear Factor contestant – is one of the things that attracted one of America’s most eligible bachelors to the cocktail waitress turned model. Clooney, 47, and Larson, 29, first met in Las Vegas about 4 years ago, but it wasn’t until they reconnected again last June that sparks flew. While the couple gave no reason for the split, Larson’s friends say it was something the pair had discussed. “They’d talked about it before, but she was pretty shocked when it happened,” says a pal. “She didn’t think they’d necessarily get married, but she thought it was the real deal and they’d be in it for the long haul.”
That certainly seemed to be the case last fall. After a few early bumps – namely, the motorcycle accident that left Larson hobbling on crutches – their romance blossomed. “He’s just laid-back, really a normal guy,” told People in March. When asked if he was a good boyfriend, she said coyly, “I have no complaints.”
Since the split, Clooney doesn’t seem to be licking his wounds. He enjoyed a weekend with the guys in Puerto Vallarta last month – “He was smiling and seemed to be having a great time,” says an observer – and is now summering in Italy. Larson, meanwhile, is “100 percent focusing on work,”, says Kenya Knight, her agent at Nous Model Management. Says a pal: “She’s such a strong, independent woman – that’s what George liked about her. She’s going to be fine.”
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/sag-vs-aftra-falsely-reels-in-hanks-clooney-but-whats-really-going-on-behind-the-scenes/
On a different note: Clooney’s name is being used in the battle of the contracts.
Can we say “Actor’s strike”? Guess there won’t be much new coming out of Hollywood in the next few months so Clooney will probably hang out in Como longer than we might have expected.
I just can’t picture him walking outside Warner’s with a picket sign – can you?
If you care :
-from vegas confidential :
Carrot Top, Janelle Perry from E!’s “Sunset Tan” and George Clooney’s ex Sarah Larson at The Beatles’ Revolution (Mirage) on Wednesday…
-from In Touch :
Eternal Bachelor George Clooney Breaks up with Sarah Larson — and asks her to move out.
Sarah Larson seemed to be The One — the woman who was finally able to tame longtime bachelor George Clooney and capture his heart. After nearly nine months of dating, George took Sarah to the Oscars in February, something he’d never done with any other girlfriend. He also gushed about her publicly — another first- and even let her move in to his LA mansion. Suddenly, the former Las Vegas cocktail waitress with modeling aspirations was the envy of millions.
But as In Touch reported first, George, 47, recently broke up with Sarah, 29 — and asked her to find another place to live. “He told her he doesn’t want to hurt her, so it was best for her to move on,” an insider reveals.
On May 28, an onlooker spotted what appeared to be Sarah’s belongings packed up in the driveway of George’s Studio City home. “There was small black truck parked outside on the street with clothes hanging inside of it,” a witness says.
Sarah, who recently bragged to friends that George was flying her first class to his villa a in Lake Como, Italy, in June, is devastated about the split, a close pal says, but is putting on a brave face. On May 31, she was in Las Vegas, surrounded by a group of friends at the Palms Place grand opening party. Asked if she was finally back in Sin City for good, Sarah replied, “I have a house, but I’m a nomad. I can’t decide where I want to live. I’ll be back and forth a lot.”
George likes being alone
An insider says Sarah is still hoping for a reconciliation, but a friend of George’s says he’s relieved to be single again. “He just wasn’t into Sarah anymore and hasn’t been for a while,” the pal says. “They had little in common. He thought she was hot, but eventually he got bored. he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”
Sarah isn’t the first woman to have her heart broken by George — who was married for three years to actress Talia Balsam — and she probaably won’t be the last. “George is unable to stay in a relationship for any length of time,” the pal adds. “He makes it clear that marriage is not in his future.”
Sarah’s friend says she believed she was the one who could change George — and now feels stupid. But her pal says she’ll land on her feet: “She’ll be okay. Hey, at least she had some fun.”
-from People :
At the opening of the Palms Place hotel in Las Vegas on May 31, Sarah Larson spent the night laughing with pals, enjoying vodka cocktails and dancing in the party’s VIP area. Her solo outing –the first since her split with beau George Clooney was made public three days earlier — contained no indication that Larson is, according to a close friend, “going through a really difficult time. ” Says an observer at the event: ” If she was upset, she was hiding it well. She put on a brave face.”
Larson’s spunk — she once famously ate a scorpion as a Fear Factor contestant — is one of the things that attracted one of Amercia’s most eligible bachelors to the cocktail waitress turned model. Clooney, 47, and Larson, 29, first met in Las Vegas about four years ago, but it wasn’t until they reconnected again last June that sparks flew. While the couiple gave no reason for the split, Larson’s friends say it was something the pair had discussed. “They’d talked about it before, but she was prettty shocked with it happened,” says a pal. ” She didn’t think they’d necessarily get married, but she thought it was the real deal and they’d be in it for the long haul.”
That certainly seemed to be the case last fall. After a few early bumps — namely, the motorcycle accident that left Larson hobbling on crutches — their romance blossomed. “He’s just laid-back, really a normal guy,” Larson told People in March. When asked if he was a good boyfriend , she said coyly, “I have no complaints.”
Since the split, Clooney doesn’t seem to be licking his wound.s He enjoyed a weekend with the guys in Puerto Vallarta last month — “He was smiling and seemed to be having a great time,” says an observer — and is now summering in Italy. Larson, meanwhile, is “100 percent focusing on work,” says Kenya Knight, her agent at Nous Model Management. Says a pal: “She’s such a strong, independent woman — That’s what George liked about her. She’s going to be fine.
On Thursday (June 5), when I copied and pasted all those articles about the breakup on here — from the “Star”, “In Touch”, “Life and Style”, “US”, and “People” — all of the articles, themselves, were dated June 16.
Correction: On FRIDAY morning (June 6), when I copied and pasted all those articles about the breakup on here — from the “Star”, “In Touch”, “Life and Style”, “US”, and “People” — all of the articles, themselves, were dated June 16.
Also on Friday morning, the ladies in the “View” were talking about the GC/SL breakup. They were discussing how devastated SL was about the split and that SL thought the relationship was very serious and would lead to marriage.
Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters had no sympathy for Sarah AT ALL. Their position was you shouldn’t go into a relationship with a renowned player like GC with unrealistic expectations. They both pretty much said Larson was probably thinking she would be special and would be the one to change him and you should never do that. Barbara even said something sarcastic like well apparently Sarah was only one who didn’t know GC didn’t want to get married and then played two interviews with GC (one from 1995 and one from 2006) with him saying he would never marry again.
The others were just kind of shooting in the dark and didn’t really know what was going on. One of them asked how long they were dating, no one knew, then Sherri said “I think two years?” but she said it like she didn’t really know. There wasn’t any sympathy for her. Joy said maybe SL pressured him because of a biological clock but she was just messing around.
Joy watched the two clips on GC saying he didn’t want to get married and marvelled at how he manages to look better with age. Whoopi and Barbara decided that since they both believe no one should have unrealistic expectations about relationships maybe the two of them should hook up (it was just a joke).
It wasn’t really about GC so much as it was about wondering why SL would think a man who famously didn’t want to get married would want to marry her, and the consensus was she made the mistake of thinking she was the one who could change him.
It was a better conversation than I thought it would be. The older women (like Whoopi and Barbara) were realists and the younger ones, Sherri and Elizabeth were saying well there’s nothing wrong with thinking you can change a man because maybe you can. The older (and wiser) gals said but you’d better be prepared for the fact that they might not change. And like Whoopi said you’re going to get angry with them because they didn’t change but you should have understood at the onset that would likely be the case, that changing a person is possible but unlikely.
Of course the reference to Warren Beatty came up.
Whoopi said that it’s not GC’s fault he didn’t change for SL, and SL should have known better. In reference to a point she was making in an earlier segment, Whoopi said that if you want a boyfriend you choose someone who’s also into serious relationships, but if you just want some fun in the sack then you choose a person who’s into casual relationships.
Then they ended with a stay tuned for who GC is going to be breaking up with next (a joke), so I don’t think they’re holding out any hope that GC is going to be changing any time soon! None of them seemed to mind, either! You could tell they all really liked him!
To summarize:
They were telling friends they were going to get married, his friends said “marry her she’s the “”one.””” She thought they were going to get married, she thought theyd’ not get married but be in it for the long run, she left George, he left Sarah, they discussed breaking up, she hopes they’ll reconcile, he’s relieved, she’s crushed, he’s sorry he upset her, she’s moving on. He was going to fly her first class to Italy, her agent says she’s focusing on her career, she’s walking the red carpet with “stars,” her personal press agent Norm is still whoring her name in the press.
George is in Mexico with the boys, he’s in Laglio with the boys, he’s motoring to Ireland with the boys, he’s going to Venice to support “Burn,” he’s awaiting, as are all of us in the industry, the results of the two Alan pissing match. He’ll be in Colorado for the Democratic convention (confirmed.) He’s got a FAMILY film being released in November.
His friends are correct, her friends are correct, hell FAYE was correct.
By the way where’s our French buddy, the head of the Sarah Larson isn’t-a-hoe-but-grossly-misunderstood squad?
The US is still in Iraq, the US economy sucks, Hilary (finally) conceded, Obama is being seen as the great hope of the nation (arguably,) we’re having what is also arguably the most important election in ages and gas is 5 bucks a gallon near my house. Darfur is still under attack even with firm evidence that the Sudanese government were behind the attacks they don’t stop, food riots abound in Haiti, catastrophic cyclones in Myanmar with humanitarian aid being blocked by its Government, massive earthquakes in Greece and toxic lakes in China not to mention xenophobic attacks in Zimbabwe.
Which is more important again? Looking at the inches of press, it seems the attention-whore and the man-whore win hands down. I’ve had schaudenfreude with the George Clooney & Sarah Larson situation, hell PizzaT posted on his blog he and Sarah have alot in common (post was a few days ago.)
But really, let’s move along here nothing else to see, until George Clooney goes to Vegas or is very lonely and he flies Sarah Larson to wherever he is.
I hope he’s learnt but deep down inside I know, he won’t change.
Both camps make sense? The View makes sense? huh??? If his buddies were telling him to marry her, it must’ve been about a week after they met..can’t imagine anyone saying that in the last six months..Her friends say she didn’t expect marriage? than what’s all the View crap about?? Somebody should tell those idiots that this just ran it’s course in about 3 months..everything since has been for the cameras and to try to remake her into an actress/model. GC says he’ll never get married and poor little thing got sucked in? oh please..he said he’d never direct himself again either..as far as I’m concerned, they aren’t all right…all the photos, comments, and facts about this suggest they’re all wrong.
deadc did not write his “Patchouli to Prada” article about the Iraq war, Zimbabwe, or Myanmar.
He wrote an article about a friend of his who was dating George Clooney. He gave a lot of little known background information about her, and discussed the dichotomy between reality as he knew it and the media shit storm that was beginning to explode.
Many people responded enthusiastically to his article and began discussing, commenting and debating along those lines — GC and SL, what was PR, what role was the media playing, what was real, what was imagined. It’s been interesting, fascinating, often hysterically funny, and at times even thought-provoking, and it still is. Due to recent events, I’m sure discussion will slow down and perhaps stop altogether, but for now, people still have ideas, questions, and info to share.
If you don’t like this topic why are you posting here? Yes there are many more high-minded topics that can be discussed and there are blogs, message boards, and comments’ sections galore for those conversations. As a matter of fact there are many other comments’ sections on deadc’s blog, NONE of which discuss GC or SL.
I don’t understand the need to post here in order to criticize people who post here.
I’m sure many of the posters in this comments section are educated and professional people who have opinions and concerns on a wide variety of topics. We don’t require you to inform us of the food riots, cyclones, and earthquakes happening in the world. We’re quite well aware thank you and we discuss those topics in relevant venues.
Because people are discussing George Clooney and Sarah Larson here, they aren’t interested or writing about other topics elsewhere? What an absurd assumption! This isn’t a comments section about toxic lakes in China, that’s why there isn’t any commentary about it.
I, like many other posters I’m sure, spend a great deal of my day grappling with serious issues and priorities. I’ve enjoyed posting here. It’s been a great release from the all too serious and stressful demands of my day. Watching GC and SL come together and apart has been a wonderful source of entertainment, as well as an education in the operations of PR, media, culture, the definition of libel, the limits of free speech, Hollywood, gender issues, the sex trade, the role of the blogosphere versus the mainstream, etc. The GC/SL motif has lead our conversations into a number of areas — sublime and ridiculous.
If the lives of these two people, real or imagined, no longer give you a desire to contribute to this comments section, that’s fine. But please don’t post just to criticize or judge those of us who continue to find this topic relevant and enjoy expressing ourselves here.
You people are fucked in the head. Your psychic faye and your in touch and star and people, etc. are your sources of information? Jesus christ. who spends hours of their precious time siting and rehashing these oh-so-credible sources of bullshit stories pondering over their truth? for fuck’s sakes – they’re garbage rags! SL never moved in with GC, she was flown in per event. the black truck you assholes keep talking about belongs to his assistant and is very frequently seen at his home. it’s not SL’s, douchebags. why would she drive a beat up truck with California plates when she’s not even a resident of the state? these articles are merely speculations of tidbits of skewed info and if one proves partially true, they break their arms patting themselves on the back claiming they knew of the truth all along. you asses are so gullible that you do make the average joe think you’re all fat heifers sitting around with nothing better to do but talk about people you’ve never met and know nothing about. i’m laughing because GC fucked with all your silly heads and you all totally bought every last morsel of it – to the point where some of you went ballistically mad. it was a fake and you all bought it. wtf? now you’re referencing that fat hogs of the view as having worthwhile opinions? holy shit, do i weep for the future of this country. it’s no wonder americans elected a dillwad like george w. bush as president in past elections. dumb fucks will buy into anything.
Does no one read what I actually write?
AS I WROTE INITIALLY, I find some of the “Star” quotes lack credibility because the sources are saying things completely inconsistent with everything the two camps have been saying all along — which means claims that GC’s friends were encouraging him to marry her, and SL was the “One”, claims that she broke up with him, I find way out of left field because they are at odds with all the other sources we’ve been hearing from, as well as at odds with their actions. Apparently no one read my introduction.
The ladies on the “View”, AS I ALSO STATED, did not know the specifics of the story of GC and SL very well, they were just discussing the topic of why a young woman would believe someone was going to marry her, who is famous for saying he never wants to marry again. Many women (and men, too) go into a relationship thinking they can change a person, and believing this, they only hear from the other person what they want to hear, and this MAY be an explanation for why Sarah thought the relationship was more serious than it was. I thought it was an interesting topic, not that Whoopi or Barbara had some inside track on what happened. I thought I made that clear.
As for the other articles I posted, “In Touch”, “Life and Style”, “US”, and “People”, I wrote that I thought their SOURCES were credible. That is I believe that the quotes came from the two camps themselves, and weren’t just pulled out of the ether by the magazines. Finding that the sources and the quotes are legit does not mean I believe the two camps are telling the truth. Each side has their own version of what happened. Rarely does each side tell the complete truth in a spin/PR war. But in situations like this, you have the two camps leaking plus you have magazines simply pulling shit out of their ass and pretending it has come from one of the two sides. My point was that the “Star” was using some sources that seemed very suspect to me, while the others, to my surprise, were using valid sources/leaks. I did NOT say I believed the content of those leaks.
No one knows what really happened. I can see both sides, I can see how both sides legitimately saw the situation the way they stated and saw it completely differently (SL is very immature and may have read more into things that weren’t there, which isn’t GC’s fault, although I find much fault with him elsewhere), and I can also see how both sides may also be lying to make themselves look better. My point was that as I looked over the various media on the breakup, I could see one publication was the odd man out and saying things that are completely opposite from all the other breakup stories (as well as the events of the past 9 months), while the others were using sources consistent with all we’ve seen and read, and it makes sense to me that this would be the story the two completing sides would put out there. I meant they were using credible SOURCES because they seemed to come from the two camps, not that the sources were telling the truth. I didn’t realize I had to spell that out.
As I seem to be routinely misunderstood these days, let me edit the typos in the last few sentences:
My point was that as I looked over the various media on the breakup, I could see one publication was the odd man out and saying things that were completely opposite from all the other breakup stories (as well as the events of the past 9 months). The others were using sources consistent with all that we’ve read from the two different camps about the split so far, and it makes sense to me that these would be the two stories the two competing sides would put out there. I meant they were using credible SOURCES because they seemed to come from the two camps, not that the sources were telling the truth.
I’m re-reading my posts and a few others that relate to non-Clooney/Larson issues.
Hmm, I don’t think I (and I speak for only myself) said “Shadow is wasting time” or “Shadow isn’t aware of issues” or “Stevie isn’t culturally aware” etc etc
I was comparing column ink to column ink, I was comparing the fact that the Financial Times, New York Times and newspapers in India and probably Zimbawe gave devoted column ink to this issue as if it were the answer to the meaning of the universe. Which for those who don’t know is 42.
If you think these comments were issued toward you then perhaps there is a hot spot that needs attention. If you read back you’d see I have posted my fair share of links – some might share that I posted too many links and personal information. I see from recent posts that cutting and pasting articles is still happening here.
As with any cocktail party, the host deadC, has allowed us to mix, mingle and engage in blogging where we might not have otherwise “met” the only thing that brought us together is the cluster fuck, no pun intended, that became the Clooney/Larson relationship. That doesn’t in anyway mean that other topics, serious or not may be addressed on this blog – deadC has been gracious as to not censor unless we’ve specifically asked him to do so – which in one case I did ask for the censorship.
Ask me to leave? naw, if anything the fact that current events annoy you and that you feel that a general post is specifically to you is enough to make me stay.
Even at the apex this subject has been ridiculous and at its zenith it is still so, moreso because now the damage control starts and that is going to be more bullshit than was shoveled within the whole relationship.
Stevie: I mean makes sense in a sarcastic way I used pointy brackets not parenthesis, the pointy brackets are html and I forgot that so my note went into the ether. None of this makes sense, none of it ever will for all our supposition the only people who know 100% of the truth are Clooney and Larson. He won’t tell and she won’t tell unless she’s given a huge six-figure advance.
Have a nice day y’all, I’m off to ponder my navel since the stresses of the world have made me reconsider my priorities.
(ooohhhhmmmm larson more important than sudan) (oohmmmmmm clooney more important than paying the mortgage) (oohhhnmnm all of this bullshit is more important than god)
Eh, the People magazine has half of the true story on sale now!!!
Now, Brothel Larson is stating that they had talked about breaking up, but it was still sudden when it happened!!!! *huh scratches head* If you had spoke on it why was it a big shock!!!!
Ooops I forgot, she and her handlers are trying to stretch her 15 minutes of fame. They also had to clean up that she didn’t see it coming nonsense, trying to turn the public against Clooney was backfiring. No one cared that he dumped her suddenly. That is why the break up was announced so late, if they had announced when they had originally broken up ( early May) she wouldn’t have publicity for June.
He said in her face on the BAFTA red carpet that he would never marry!!!
He became irritated with the interviewer, George Clooney actually asked him/her why would he ask that question in front of her and went on to say he was happy the way that he was.
She stated in a release from Norm a few months ago, that she had her own place in LA. Someone spotted her buying furniture in LA, so she wanted people to know they did not live together.
So I’m confused when all of these tabloids and shows talk about them getting married and that they lived together!!! Brittany Spears must be out of town or something!!
George Clooney at the Democractic National Convention worries me. Hopefully he’ll keep his trap shut and just be a silent but visible supporter. The Democrats are going to have a hard time as it is in the campaign, we don’t need Clooney starting trouble. Attention to the issues and they direction this country is heading should be on the forefront, not Clooney battling with a reporter/commentator.
The title of my piece is , The Girlfriend Experience.
@just me, I actually agree with you wholeheartedly, but you know how we work here, it has to a conspiracy. ;)
Sarah had a cute little figure when they started dating, now she’s practically skin and bones trying to establish a modelling career. George got tired of f*cking a bag of bones and dropped her like a hot potato. End of story.
I’ve got to make one observation (my other posts got discarded and with no website links I couldn’t figure out why) but no matter.
Somewhere in the sea of articles about the breakup I read somewhere that Sarah’s friends stated that prior to the breakup Sarah was saying that George was going to fly her “first class” to Como.
I had a wtf moment.
If he was so in love and this relationship was with “the one” why wouldn’t he take on her on the private plane he ALWAYS takes to Como? Hey, he flys his buddy’s on the plane – what – no seat for THE ONE he was supposed to marry? Instead he’s putting her on a different plane? Yea, first class or not that sounded pretty stupid to me.
That’s why I think this relationship and the reports on it supposedly from both camps was all a bunch of BS!
Even the flight to NYC. Why was he on a private jet with Beckham and his witchy wife but he couldn’t find a seat for Sarah?
Fishy, fishy, fishy.
As to my comments about the serious stuff in the world – they were in relation to how it affected his credibility. And some were just general rants after I filled up my car last time! That really pissed me off!
But, now that’s this whatever it was is over – it just seems like we’re all beating a dead horse. (I include myself as I again posted a comment about it prior to typing this sentence!)
I think someone else said it (maybe here or on a forum ) it’s like watching a train wreck or a high speed chase on tv waiting for the crash. You know it’s wrong to look and you know you should or could be doing better things with your time – but you just can’t turn you head away.
We humans are a strange and funny lot aren’t we?
BTW – deadc for whatever it’s worth – thanks for having made the original comments and then letting us have at it for these many months.
I sure have appreciated a relatively uncensored place to rant and rave about this one!
@Who the fuck reads these gossip mags etc
Maybe you should learn how to read! I don’t believe that anyone here reads ( well regularly) or believes anything in gossip mags or the View, it is just amusing how they all try to “come up” with an explanation for what is going on. Also how many try to whitewash Larson’s past. We have been poking holes in all of the rag stories, George Clooney’s and Sarah Larson’s since day ONE. Nothing has changed. I still believe it was a fake romance, I just need to try my angles and theories for my book!
And why do we have to be fat heifers… the fat heifers are at Perez Hilton site. How mature are you?
We’ve been poking holes in their “love affair” since day one. It is only fitting that we analyze the ending as well. Hopefully, there will be no more stories. Here’s the theme song to my movie, it is by the Human League. Another poster at another website suggested this song:
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too
Chorus :
Don’t, don’t you want me?
You know I can’t believe it when I hear that you won’t see me
Don’t, don’t you want me?
You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need me
It’s much too late to find
if you think you’ve changed your mind
You’d better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me ohh
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me ohh
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I’d find a much better place
Either with or without you
The five years we have had have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it’s time I lived my life on my own
I guess it’s just what I must do
(Chorus)
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me oh
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me oh
(Repeat four times and fade)
If there’s no more press on the lovely couple, a kiss and a hug. Maybe you’ll see me on the red carpet, after my book become a hit movie like that chick who wrote Juno!!
I’ll thank you all!!!! Even Charlie and Cornish Game Hen
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So, in concluding Coochey-Gate .. we haven’t learned anything new that we didn’t suspect about him before… GC is a hypocrite, a master of deceit, a manipulator of the mainstream media. I would say most of the posters here already knew this prior to posting. He definitely is in the wrong profession, he should be a politician. He should go the DNC to support his idol, Obama a CFR member. They share some of the same traits.
Why He’s Single
It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.
What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:
“I forgot my pill.”
“I’m a few days late.”
And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.
It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.
He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys.
In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Why_Hes_Single_Blind.aspx
George and Sarah or is this someone else?
okay @ who the fuck reads rag mags etc, blah, blah…
Who are you calling a heifer? Huh? Huh? (And no, I’m not seeing myself in your description and lashing back out at you!) Actually, I’m ROTFLMAO at the descriptions you’ve used!
I can only presume you’re one of those “lanky” sorts who I frequently see running around in Hollywood sucking on a cigarette and gulping their 15th cup of coffee for the day because — god forbid — a piece of real food should pass thru your chemically bloated lips! (Nice breath by the way, don’t get too close and breathe on me!) HO KAY? *Cough, cough* *Hack, hack!*
I read recently that people who don’t get enough to eat are more aggressive and prone to violence because the seratonin levels in their bodies are so low it makes them into fucking raving maniacs – which may explain all the violence in countries where people are facing starvation. And that’s pretty sad.
But in your case, may I suggest a piece of cheese and a nice apple? Gezus – Get some fucking protein and fiber in yourself – them maybe you won’t be so mean! :-)
And thanks for clearing up the truck issue. I noticed a dark truck outside his house recently and was wondering who was hanging outside of his place! Thought it might be paps but you’re such a dear to make sure we all now know who owns it. I’m sure his assistant is going to be “so” happy that you’ve “outted” her vehicle here! I must say though, I don’t know that George pays her enough if she’s driving that piece of crap that I saw sitting out there!
I won’t even bother responding to your other comments because I feel they’re so much bullshit too that it’s not worth the effort. But thanks for the laughs though.
Well, well, well… I decided to pop back in after the Clooney-Larsen breakup news. I hate to say “I told you so,” but, ahem… Some of you didn’t believe me and claimed I didn’t know what I was talking about, but I did predict this would happen once he didn’t need her on his arm for certain events. This was never “love.” It was all publicity. Period.
Do Fat Heifers + Singing = The End?
If so, “May all your Heifers be Double D.”
I’ll see you all at the Sands!
To Shadow (re your response to Manhattan Maven) – As I posted here many moons ago, George indeed is extremely kinky in the bedroom. He likes to be spanked, likes “games” and costumes, and the like. That is not unsubstantiated. I know someone DIRECTLY who dated/slept with him. I also used to work for a producer who was involved with a GC event, and the producer AND his wife both told me “George is a whore.” This is not rumor. This is not news. I, for one, plan to go down to Firefly (his local haunt) and have a chat with him soon.
LAINEY’S GOSSIP 06/09/08 **#2**
It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach. What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation: “I forgot my pill.” “I’m a few days late.” And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future. It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back. He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys. In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.
LaineyGossip-Duh sounds like GC and SL
Why He’s Single
It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.
What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:
“I forgot my pill.”
“I’m a few days late.”
And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.
It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.
He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys.
In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.
just put the http and the www infront of the below and enjoy the photos of george’s new teeth. the comments to these pics could not be funnier. as jaybird says: “i traditionally celebrate a breakup with new teeth too”. i actually find them an improvement over what he had, but it’s hard to say without seeing them firsthand. they seem a tad on the blinding white side.
celebitchy.com/12038/george_clooney_got_new_teeth/