From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
He actually looks good in that photo.
There’s no scheduled appearances for Clooney/Larson next month, maybe we’ll see him go to her events or photos of them in Como.
LOL @ newkid…The difference is there’s no nudity in his fiancees photos and his fiancee isn’t linked to prostitution.
Nice try but its like comparing apple to oranges!
Shelly..she has ‘events’? Besides hanging around the house, driving his car, cutting up his food? Maybe slipping a little GH, HGH in it? That’s what I first thought when I saw the pics..you guys say the muscle has ‘suddenly’ appeared.
When I see those pictures of SL dry humping one man up against a wall and then getting on her knees and manually stimulating another man, it tells me her relationship with GC last summer was much more “open” and casual than it was made out to be. It’s probably still that way, given how little time they spend together. It’s exclusive in front of the public and it’s probably “open” away from the cameras. I can’t imagine sexually engaging two different men on the same night while I was exclusively dating someone else.
Then again I couldn’t act like that in public and in front of cameras with any man, even a steady boyfriend, but that’s another story. It makes SL’s claim in the Extra interview that she’s a private person more than a little ludicrous.
The other thing I found interesting about those pictures was the article that came with it. I keep coming across the dismissal that the only people who criticize SL’s behavior and find her distasteful are jealous Clooney fans. But when these and other pictures first came out, the negative commentary that introduced the pictures on various web sites weren’t written by women, nor were they written by Clooney fans.
The link that posted these pictures is a perfect example. The pictures are on a men’s web site “The Seduction Bible” for “TSB Magazine: A Modern Men’s Resource”. This was the article that introduced the pictures (and it was written by a heterosexual male):
“What is George Clooney doing dating a sorority girl? Okay, Sara Larson may not be a sorority girl but she sure as hell reminds me of one of those Sigma Delta Phi girls that always used to lurk around my frat house looking for free beer and cock. Sure Sara Larson is attractive… but George Clooney must be going through one serious mid life crisis to deal with this kind of chick. I’m sure Joe Franscis has a bucket load of footage of her tearing up the Spring Break scene in his “Girls Gone Wild” collections.”
It’s an example of what GC’s “peers” think of SL, and what they think of him because he’s dating her. It’s one thing when your own fans are turning away in disgust, but it’s pretty sad when other straight men find your girlfriend trashy, and you pathetic for dating her. Yes, SL reflects badly on GC in the eyes of other women, but this situation is so pitiful that she reflects badly on Clooney in the eyes of other red-blooded, straight males. She’s a bimbo and he’s a joke, even among the small handful of people who should have been impressed.
Have to agree with everyone else … Just Love This Site said it best – “You know the reason I keep up with this site is because, for the most part, everyone here is pretty well spoken/written and intelligent.” Ditto.
About SL-Harpers – I think she is giving little ‘digs’ at GC in her interviews. Rather than protecting him or not saying anything on certain subjects, she ‘digs’ (only word I can think of). Why mention that he is a “walking contradiction” … not good. This is opening for more interviews later on where she will probably mention other “contradictions” etc, to bash GC in her sweet way. I keep thinking about what New Kid/Faye said: “she’s going to try and fly solo, blaming GC for all her failures both publicly and privately” – so I think these little digs are just the beginning. BTW New Kid, when are you seeing Faye again?
Everyone here caught the lies/fluff. Notice this one: She wears a STOP GLOBAL WARMING canvas bracelet, yet drives his Porche & leaves his hybrid home… guess its baby steps. Diamond (Canard!) Earrings – fark-lurker that was so great! My cereal & milk came up through my nose on that one! Remember K. Allen’s earrings from GC – I think they were $30,000 or so, gorgeous stud earrings. Gettyimages.com has photos of K.A. (bottom pg 2 white jacket on-link too long to post) with the stud earrings. Wait a few more weeks, SL will have those same earrings because someone told her about this post.
About Snowden – if I remember correctly there was gossip that her private diary with info on GC was stolen 03/2004. Shortly afterwards GC & Snowden got back together for the second round 5/04. (little suspicious?) Then rumors of GC trying to work things out 9/04, engagement rumors 12/04, splittsville 6/2005 (but only after much exposure and premieres).
Katie/As I See It – Katie posts before Leatherheads opens with lovely words about GC, crying a tear of love lost (and oh BTW go see the movie), then Friday before the Met Gala with words of GC pining of love lost (and oh BTW questionable info on SL home), then later this month ‘As I See It’ posts GC can’t compare to those that Katie has dated, he is an aging actor with a penchant for skanks, blah, blah blah. What happened to the great 20 year friendship (and I use that term loosely) or whatever you want to Label it? GC’s friends protect him, they don’t talk about him. Obviously you aren’t a True Friend. And BTW, sorry, you Aren’t The One, you were Never The One, and you will Never Be The One. Because if you Were The One, you wouldn’t have written what you wrote about GC and you would have answered questions that were asked of you by others on this board. You aren’t The One he pines for, you aren’t The One that got away, you aren’t the Lost Love (note keyword: Love). What you are, sweetheart, is Another One that we add to the list of Thank Heavens he’s not stuck with That One. Yes, you are Another One and That One, just like all the rest who use GC for his name, his kindness and generosity, etc. You left GC when he had nothing, when he was nothing, to find better than he was. And now, when he is famous (… fill in the blanks. Just like all the Other Ones). So don’t ever, ever pretend to Be The One because with all your “perfection”, what you obviously lack is Love for George. You Don’t Love GC, Have Never Loved GC and Will Never Love GC. But, you know who does … little secret here … THE One. And you’re not her. Now that we have that all cleared up … Tell me Katie/As I See It – Do You Catch Flies With That Nose So HIGH Up In The AIR?
@shelly:
GC could have issued a similiar vague statement and most likely his association with SL wouldn’t have been so contentious with the public. HER past isn’t excusable, HER links to prostitution,nudity, gambling and other possibly illict acts is for her to justify.
I’m pointing out that a man in “love” will defend his “loved one” no matter his/her past, it’s not up the public to defend her, it’s up to HIM to defend her and not let her hang in the wind (with or without her rope.)
The issue I have is that he is using SL for sex and whatever, hanging her out to dry, trying to paint shit as silk and dressing mutton as lamb (I’m done with the catch phrases of the day) He has forced us to put up with her as the one (feh) and that’s his choice, but he’s done nothing to convince us he loves this one. Again, not my problem- he’s not my family I don’t want to care who he marries, screws, rents, buys or pimps out.
IF HE CARED he would have issued some half-assed statement that “yeah I know, she’s done a-b-c but all is well between us and that’s just the way it is.” Look, Stan represents Charlie Sheen, covering for “johns” when their slut bombs, he even made Denise Richards (one of Heidi’s girls) look like Charlies’ devoted wife and mother, well for a short while anyway true colors always shine through) With the right spin SL could have been made out to be Mother Teresa with a past.
The most SL has ever done is try to blow it all off in one paragraph in a Bazaar and Bizzare interview almost 1-year after the fact. Trying to paint that she’s the one who is choosing how this plays out. Again, GC and his flaks have said nothing.
While not 100% the same, it’s damn near close at least The Bachelor has said SOMETHING more than GC has ever done. He’s damning SL by his silence.
http://www.clooneyunlimited.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1619
A few question (Puerto Vallarta phot gallery)
HOW much work has he had done?
What the hell did he do to his teeth?
Did he and Sarah get a group rate?
Does this surgeon give refunds?
Shadow: Sorry, but no, I didn’t send that to Harper’s, you can if you like… you have my blessings.
New Kid: (IMO) GC didn’t hang her out to dry. She is a player as much as he is, and she is milking this thing for all it’s worth. NO ONE is standing there with a gun to her head forcing her to walk all those red carpets, she may or may not be an escort, but she is definatly a camera whore. She is getting far more out of this than any of her former activities ever had gotten her and she knows it. She also knows that his former ladies never got permission to sell their “relationship” with him, how many vegas women in SL line of work end up in People or on Harper’s? She wants fame and attention and has no moral dilemas in doing anything to make that happen. She considers herself hugely successful in this endeavor, she believes she should be a star and almost is. (how they can even say she is a private person is ridiculous, though, even for her, but just as idiotic as all the other things she has done and said) I do wonder, though, when all is said and done, what GC was trying to hide, with this whole SL diversion.
There was an x-17 photo from the MET event that said SL pulled a “Rita Wilson” through out the evening. A “Rita Wilson” (Tom Hanks wife) is someone who forces herself into every photograph and positions herself so that there is no way to edit her out. The pap press are on to her – she’s boring now. She was only truly interesting when she was only “Georgies Girl” now she’s branching out – she’s any other wannabe. There are far more talented, pretty and interesting girls out there.
The paps are awaiting the next “Georgies Girl.” SL is so 15:01 ago.
She doesn’t believe she should be a star she believes she IS a star.
Which country is the Bazaar cover? June:US has Nicole Richie and June:UK has Bianca another model. I’m too lazy to buy either to see if she was moved inside.
newkid: SL was never on the cover of Harper’s. In the US, she was inside the June issue with Richie on the cover. As part of Harper’s advertising for SL’s story, however, they displayed her photograph and the article title on a faux cover on a number of web sites. This is what lead to the confusion.
Just a little deceptive advertising there. I know you’re shocked, try to recover yourself. SL’s agency, Nous, is still running with the faux cover. They’re displaying it on the Models.com web site, which has lead to confusion over there.
Models.com had to interject and release a statement saying SL was not on the real cover of the magazine (embarrassing).
Anon2 said:
“So don’t ever, ever pretend to Be The One because with all your “perfection”, what you obviously lack is Love for George. You Don’t Love GC, Have Never Loved GC and Will Never Love GC. But, you know who does … little secret here … THE One. And you’re not her. Now that we have that all cleared up … Tell me Katie/As I See It – Do You Catch Flies With That Nose So HIGH Up In The AIR?”
Well said, Anon2. Too bad we don’t have clapping icons here because you deserve a resounding round of applause for that statement! I’ve never before encountered some one who thought themselves to be so superior to another human being; the level of her conceit is astounding. I’ll bet violins cue and flowers spring up next to her path wherever she walks, she’s just so awe inspiring, that nature can’t help itself! Or maybe that’s where the Magician comes in.
@NK: Driving in LA yesterday, I saw a foursome — 2 guys, 2 girls — out for a Saturday stroll. I thought of SL while taking note of one of the girls’ phenomenal beauty. I wouldn’t say beautiful women here are ‘everywhere’, but they are plentiful (and young). I’ve read comments on other boards that SL is ‘beautiful’. Looking at this girl, made me realize how laughable those comments about SL really are. This girl was tall, thin, had a perfect figure, long luxurious hair, and a face that was stunning in every way. Just a knockout. The guy she was with reminded me of Jake Gyllenhall — a perfect looking couple, in other words, in an age-appropriate relationship. They were probably both in their late 20’s, like Sarah.
I agree that SL is ‘photogenic’. But not beautiful. Big difference. I have said this before, but I think GC is not interested in SL for her beauty, but, rather, for her ‘talent’. And I agree with Shadow that it is insulting of Harpers to play the ‘jealousy’ card, when that is clearly not what GC’s (former) fans are calling them out on. We’re calling them out on the attempts to bamboozle the public, and basically letting them know the ‘games up’. You can see it on every board which is flooded with mostly negative comments about SL (and increasingly about GC).
Harpers should be boycotted for caving into this circus and elevating a woman such as SL, who is in no way an ‘example’ for young women to follow.
I hold the media accountable for having absolutely ZERO standards when it comes to celebrities. We can all go on the internet and watch Dita von Teese have her lesbian lover push a sex toy in and out of her vag, yet after these videos surfaced, Dita a) attended the Met gala, b) recently promoted product and partied with Dolce and Gabbana, etc. etc. If anything, her lewd display of her private parts and actual sex acts on camera has gained her status and income, and that is ALL possible because the media applies no standards of behavior whatsoever. The bigger the slut, the bigger the reward. They are dished up to us as some glam artist or (in SL’s case) a budding model.
The Harper’s ‘cover’, if in fact it was a cover, had a very weird looking photo of SL. Her shoulders are canted, and it looks as though the dress was painted on. Something was ‘off’ in the positioning of this.
I also agree with many here who question how much time SL and GC actually spend together. I noted in the ‘Extra’ interview she said “when I am with George”. And that pretty much sums it up for me. He trots her out for public events, but has not been seen with her on a daily basis going out to dinners or riding the bike, etc., for quite some time — several months, in fact. And if they were ‘living’ together as she claims, then it would be next to impossible not to have the paps capturing their daily outings.
I’m not buying it — not love, not even a couple. I’m also not buying any magazines. If the media won’t apply standards of behavior, I will.
@shadow:
NO NO NO it can’t be true! SL NOT being a cover model? SOMEONE (I’m completely sure it wasn’t SL camp) bending the truth? GOD WILL IT NEVER END/sarcasm
Amazingly GC was out of town at gay-friendly Puerto Vallarta, of course they’re a-list friendly but it sounds better the first way.
Every webpage from People.com too dlisted picked up the story of SL being a cover girl, I wonder how they feel? Used? Lied? Seeing a coincidence between UK Bazaar getting a GC “exclusive” softball interview by a former lover” the same month US Bazaar “chooses” to sell another part of SL as a cover model? Oh when when when will it all end?
Venice is coming up, will she or won’t she?
Will she walk Milan?
Will she finally have her porn past show up? – everytime a good picture shows bad ones follow…I love you 9-girls for doing that. Keep up the good work.
SL’s family has been quiet, wonder if she’s told them to shut up, you’d think someone in her family would defend her quiet, virginal honor. On yeah she doesn’t have one.
Does SL realize the next Georgies Girl that shows up will help SL retain her precious privacy? Ah well, Georgies Escort will look good parenthetically when her pics show up in the “who GC used to date” articles.
(lets see if this works)
http://web.piczo.com/zone/item/AsriDAABJvgAAAAZqKiJxHgo
I just got back from a visit to LA and heard this rumor floating around. Now before I tell you guys, know this – as far as I know, it’s just bullshit gossip and I’m not even sure if it’s “oh my god, EVERYBODY knows’ which is how it was put to me. And secondly, sometimes I wonder about people in LA. It seems like everyone is involved in the entertainments industry, or knows all about it – bank tellers, claims adjusters, car mechanics, the waitress at IHOP, etc. – so I don’t know if this is just someone blowing smoke up my butt for being an outsider. Anyway, I do know that some of you on this board actually are in LA and involved so I put this to you to confirm or refute. Apparently last year on that show Nip/Tuck there was a subplot in one of the episodes about a producer who needed cosmetic surgery because his dominatrix/girlfriend was physically abusing him. The character was a very powerful A-Lister who always got what he wanted and liked to pay someone to actually treat him like dirt, even to the extent of beating him. I was told that it was based on GC’s proclivities and they even went so far as to cast an actor that had a bit of a resemblance to him while changing some of the circumstances. I was also told that GC was “way beyond straight or gay and into some seriously bizarre shit” and had been for some time. Can someone please tell me this is a load of crap. Please.
Okay, I’ve stopped hyperventilating. I guess the reason I didn’t just disregard this rumor as malicious gossip was because of something that has bugged me all along in this ‘relationship’ and really came glaringly to light (for me) in the Harpers article. I think that GC is old enough and smart enough to realize that when I woman does not treat you with respect, it means SHE DOESN’T RESPECT YOU. We saw it at the Oscars where she was not only inane and vapid but in this Harper’s article she’s really sarcastic and insulting. And she has never said anything of substance about him or their relationship. No words of support, love, pride, respect except, “oh he’s sweet and fun to be with.” Well, yeah, so’s my dog Bruno but I’m not above making him look like a fool when we play Catch the Invisible Ball. It was said in the very beginning that she was not impressed with his celebrity. I’m beginning to wonder if she was a little way too underwhelmed by him and maybe no woman has treated him like crap for a very long time (if ever) and he liked it. He really, really liked it. And I really really don’t like the path this line of thought takes me. Somebody – talk me down. . .
Julie, the difference is that Dita van Teese (that cracks me up..) pretty much is what you see..I think everyone knows she’s slutty. As far as Harper’s…one thing they did right was that photograph..was in the fash biz several years…they covered her and shot her from a distance. She doesn’t do well in closeups, or when her legs are out…and no good photog will ever put her in a swimsuit! She looks like she needs a byline that says ‘only pennies a day will feed me’.
quedice: you’re right…she’s hell bound to become whatever.. she mentions how bad she is in ‘auditions’ (there are thousands of good actresses…how does she even get an audition?) like someone forced her to be there. I think everyone here knows what job she does well, and if GC wanted her to be herself he would’ve taken her to his boys only outing, so she could…well, you know…The only thing I think she was forced to do was quit her job last year when GC decided to start the campaign to re-make her into what he wanted. After that he was stuck with her…didn’t he say he bought Celine a house cause she had given up so much to move to LA? same old, folks.
Just Love This Site:
“I was also told that GC was “way beyond straight or gay and into some seriously bizarre shit” and had been for some time. Can someone please tell me this is a load of crap. Please.”
ROTFLMAO!
It’s probably crap but it’s so goddamn funny I’m glad you posted it anyway!
“way beyond straight or gay” … hmmmm … I wonder what that means? He’s into live mountain goats? He’s into dead mountain goats?
I doubt the rumor is true but the problem is when you’re a smart, successful man like GC and you meet some of the most extraordinary women in the world on a daily basis, and the best you can do is one skank after another, then people start to wonder what the hell is the matter with you (and they get a little creative sometimes, bless ’em).
stevie c: This one’s for you, babe.
It was posted on imdb. The photo caption says it all, “Clooney’s girl flat-out. No bones about it”.
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5939206,00.jpg
stevie — i agree that von teese is known as a burlesque and fetish ‘artist’, so yes, there’s a qualitative difference between her image and what is going on with sl. that said, her sex videos still created a stir when they lit fire on the ‘net and burned through wide swaths of the digital ether. they are very very graphic (full on bush shots, legs positioned for a good view of the sex toy in action, etc.). even i was shocked. if it had been a nameless porn star, no biggie. but because this was someone with a ‘name’ in the entertainment industry, and someone whose image, however peripheral, was in my consciousness as an ‘artist’, it shocked. and i’ve seen just about everything. most everyone on this board is ‘net savvy, as you can plainly see from the comments. yet there are still a lot of people who simply do not use or follow the media in the way we do, and who know very little about celebrities and their antics. when they see photos of von teese glammed up at her various outings in the entertainment rags (at the met, partying with D&G), they have no clue: “well, that’s an interesting outfit, don’t you think, harry? reminds me of World War II fashion.” von teese herself probably released these tapes — anything for publicity. i wouldn’t be surprised if people put her on their ‘most beautiful’ list. they probably did. or will nex t year. well, to that i say, ‘my ass’. you can kiss it. and, no, i don’t mean that literally.
and as to the current rumors that i regularly partake in threesomes (so who am i to talk?), i can only say: “it’s hard enough to get one person”. snarfle snarfle. ok, i stole that line from the woodman.
“Just Love This Site (09:16:54) :
I was also told that GC was “way beyond straight or gay and into some seriously bizarre shit”
On the former, I say the third option. On the latter, I say Hellfire.
shadow…lol…looks like nothing but bones about it. When I said a good photog wouldn’t put her in a swimsuit, this is what I was thinking…I meant a big time photog that does vogue, HB. Oh, and I forgot, extensions! lots of coverage, lots of hair extensions were used…and notice she’s also surrounded by all that fluffy white fabric…wedding dress? yeah, on George’s motorcycle surrounded by the purity of a white wedding gown..they love this kind of hidden message stuff.
Julie..completely agree that the media are fools, and will buy into any von teese (still giggling) or SL crap..even when they know it’s crap, they’ll follow the publicist’s directives. Ms. Teese may be pulling her own strings, but I’ve always contended that Clooney is a control freak who engineers everything for SL, although others disagree…she said he always gets what he wants, and she’s more than willing to go along with it, all the while whining about heavy dresses and losing her privacy. What else can she do at this point? She lives in LA with him all the time now, and escorts there probably don’t want more competition on the street.
I have no problem at all believing Clooney is into extreme sex. Auto-asphixiation (and that one is true), spanking, there was a rumour going round about a year or so ago regarding his taste for bodily…er…solids, there’s a NY private club he’s supposed to frequent which indulges his SM/spanking fantasies. Whether there is an ounce of truth in any of this, who knows, but it’s not a big stretch to believe that he gets his kicks in this way when you consider the women and the low-life sleaze he seems to be fascinated by. When you can have it all, as he can, without commitment, I’m sure the same old vanilla sex gets old pretty quickly.
I still feel something like this – evidence of his kinky appetites – may have triggered his association with Larson.
Correction to above post re auto-asphixiation. I BELIEVE this one to be true based on info from a reliable source close to a particular incident. Just wanted to clarify this before anyone quite rightly accused me of cornish game hen “It’s true because I say so” tactics.
Thanks to a friend who supplied me with the following article and the link!
The L.A. Times has done a review of SL’s Harper’s interview. The article was written by Elizabeth Snead, the entertainment reporter for the L.A. Times. She has covered red carpets and film festivals, and has also profiled George Clooney in the past.
As my friend pointed out, the L.A. Times ass kisses celebrities. She pointed out that they did an article about George at an after-party/dinner following his Nobel peace award ceremony and they gushed about Larson and interviewed her slightly.
Well this L.A. Times review of SL’s Harper’s interview by Ms. Snead is no different. She is emphasizing the jealousy angle as usual, and she even states that after reading the HB interview she thinks SL is a “sweet, smart and nice girl”. Given all the evidence to the contrary, Snead isn’t much interested in facts. She even states that SL was on the cover of HB’s June issue and of course it is now well known that isn’t true.
Here is the L.A. Times article:
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Don’t Hate Sarah Larson Because she Dates George Clooney!
But feel free to hate Sarah Larson because she’s on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar with a tagline reading, “Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful, fearless and dates George Clooney.”
Then go ahead and read the article on her and hate her even more.
Annoyingly, she actually sounds like a sweet, smart and nice girl who just happens to want to jump out of a plane on her 30th birthday in December. “Dirty Thirty,” she calls the day.
She has absolutely no fear of heights, real or celebrity. The “Fear Factor” producers recruited her from the Rum Jungle, a Vegas cub where she’d go-go dance on a plexi platform 20 feet in the air and would fly up there “like Superman” every night on a rope.
As for George’s fame: “George is funny and sweet, and he’s good to be around. I see him as a normal person, like anyone else. He just happens to have a well-known face.”
She met Clooney four years ago when she was working at the Whiskey, at Green Valley Ranch. But it wasn’t until she ran into him again last June that the texting – and romance – began.
As for that embarrassing insect-munching “Fear Factor” stunt, no regrets: “He [George] still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”
OK, now we can hate her.
Photo: courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar
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I’m starting to detect a pattern. The entertainment media, needing access to GC are printing the Cinderella version of SL. But they are allowing scathing comments about SL and her real background to be submitted in response to their articles and video. They know all about the real SL, but they don’t have the balls to call GC on it. So they write their ass-kissing articles and air their ass-kissing videos, but then freely allow the public to state the real truth in the comments sections. They’re letting the public do their dirty work.
Here is the link to the L.A. Times article and comments. ALL of the public’s comments are negative and are not buying into the Harper’s or L.A. Times bullshit for a second:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/05/dont-hate-sarah.html
If links to SL photos aren’t allowed, add html coding for the photos. You can add thumbnail photos of SL with links to the larger photos on the lastnightsparty website. Copy and paste the code and add to “comments” section so photo will appear on the blog messages.
Take out the “question mark(?)” where it says <?img. It should read <img. I had to add the question mark in so that you could copy any paste the coding.
SL bikini licking magazine photo below:
Well, that didn’t work. Here is just the coding for the thumbnail – no link.
Magazine
Legs Wrapped
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Well that sort of worked. the end should read:
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The other one, the end should read:
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Forget the question mark idea.
From DEFAMER — their “take” on HARPER’S:
In the next issue of Harper’s Bazaar, George Clooney’s sand-loving girlfriend Sarah Larson gets the profile treatment. What follows is a list of things we learned by reading it:
· Sarah Larson was once on Fear Factor, where her crowning achievement was “eating” a scorpion. (When, in fact, she put it in her mouth then spit it into a bucket, which one can only assume is how she eats all her food.)
· She toured the country following the band Phish, making bracelets and sandwiches to trade for gas money. (Although Harper’s fails to mention what she traded for spending money.)
· She studied microbiology (pot?) at Evergreen State College (pot school) and worked in the school’s lab (presumably making pot).
· In 2002, Larson moved to Las Vegas to be close to her ailing father. Who lived in Palm Springs. 300 miles away. Because family’s always there when you need them, sort of.
· After working at a homeopathic medical company (need I say pot?), Larson “discovered” that she could make a lot more money working at the Playboy Club. Yes, just as Columbus discovered the New World, so Sarah Larson discovered that jiggling her junk pays well: “It’s funny, you go into cocktailing and you’re making a thousand dollars a night.” Yeah, that’s what they call it…. cocktailing…..
· Larson had a boyfriend when she first met Clooney (apparently while cocktailing) but had totally lost that chump by the time she tracked Clooney down at the Vegas premiere of Ocean’s Thirteen in 2007. Hooray for happy accidents.
· She was attracted to Clooney because of his work in Darfur. Not his wealth, or fame, or good looks. All she could think about while wrapping her cooch around a pole in Vegas was, “I just want a man who cares about the struggle of the Sudanese people.”
· George has introduced Her Arm Candiness to the Dalai Lama. We’re sure the holy one took well to, “Cool robe thingie. It looks yellow, but it’s kinda orange too. Do you like Rock of Love?”
· She was scared to leave behind a steady income as a cocktail waitress to focus on modeling. Because giving up your shitty job can be tough when a movie star’s taking care of you. And at almost 30, it’s never too late to pick up a career like modelling, right?
· Larson has taken to following The Secret to get what she wants out of life. Hopefully there’s a chapter about nailing down your movie star boyfriend before he gets bored and puts you back on the plexiglass stripper platform where he found you.
I was watching a you tube video, an interview with the lovely actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He has recently become a known name in the business since his role on Grey’s Anatomy and P.S. I love you, and he now has a strong fan base. I was struck by the similarity of his looks..a cross between Javiar Bardem and GC. The similarity with GC does not end there…in the interview he mentions that fame has come to him late as he has been acting for over twenty years. I thought of GC and how he had also had fame at an older age (although at a younger age than Jeffrey). GC has always stated how grateful he was for the success of ER, the fans acceptance of him and how it had capulted him into movies. Jeffrey had mentioned how grateful he was to his fans and said that some of them write letters to him and whilst he found that a little strange, he thought it was sweet. He seemed really humble and has an endearing quality to him. I thought of GC and how he was back when his star was rising and looking at him now he is not the person he was then. GC should look to Jeffrey to remember what it was to be appreciative of his fan base and in seeing how humble Jeffrey is he should take something from it. I think in hindsight GC has crossed over to the realm of attention seeker. Presently, I don’t view him as an actor, I see him as a celebrity vying to stay in the news and using his PR team and the Media’s white-washing of SL to remain there.
Oops! Submitted too quickly..I should have said ‘Catapulted to fame by his role in ER’
Thanks to Brie for posting the Defamer piece, now that’s funny… loved it.
They are OVER?????? :D :D :D
http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/
but next week they’ll probably be seen making out somewhere. I’ll wait this out.
I love the site dlisted funny commentary on the “alledge” break up.
http://www.dlisted.com/
George Clooney & Sarah Larson Split, Report Claims
They were an unlikely couple to man Hollywood observers but have George Clooney and former Las Vegas waitress Sarah Larson actually split? That’s the breaking news from in Touch Weekly and they are citing an insider as a source for the story.
George Clooney & Sarah Larson Split, Report Claims
The report states, “George Clooney has broken up with Sarah Larson after nearly a year of dating. According to a friend of Sarah’s, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings.”
“George is relieved to be single again,” the insider tells the magazine, according to the report. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.” In Touch notes in the online story that they have previously reported that George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.
Many thought Clooney might dump Sarah when some racy photos hit online from her Vegas past. But they made it through that little speed bump, will they make it through this one? The insider doesn’t seem to think they will. “The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. Cue the rep™: George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”
Ok – In Touch (not the most reliable of mags) has reported that they have broken up, due to their diverse backgrounds and lack of “similar” interests. Any confirmation out there?
Yupppiiiii
According to In Touch, Sarah is history yet in George’s life…Bien!
According to a friend of Sarah’s, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings. “George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”
As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. “The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”
People are also reporting the break up
George Clooney and Sarah Larson Split
George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE.
The actor’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: “We do not comment on George’s personal life.”
The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn’t until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew.
Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.
Earlier this year, Larsen accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.
Though there was speculation that Clooney would end his longtime bachelorhood, in March the actor shot down rumors of an engagement.
Next up for Clooney is the Coen brothers movie Burn After Reading, co-starring Brad Pitt, due out in September.
CUE THE BAND!
JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER BREAK!
George Clooney has broken up with Sarah Larson after nearly a year of dating. According to a friend of Sarah’s, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings. “George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.” As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. “The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”
I’m shocked! SHOCKED I tell you! I didn’t even see this coming! God, this means no relationship will work, if these kids couldn’t do it, what chance do I have…
Playboy George Clooney has called it quits with model Sarah Larson after nearly a year of dating, reports In Touch.
According to a friend of Sarah’s, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his L.A. home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings.
“George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”
George, 47, and Sarah had struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.
“The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider.
GEORGE IS BACK ON THE MARKET, LADIES!!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/28/george-clooney-sarah-larson-split/
Guess that trip to Cabo wasn’t just for pleasure..or maybe it was.
She was there just for the promotion of ‘Michael Clayton’ and ‘Leatherheads’. He used her for sex and publicity and she used him for celebrity and money….
But the problem is that clooney’s fans have been lied more than ever and I don’t think they will forget anytime soon.
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=sarah+larson&date=2008-5-28&sa=X
I did a google trend – SL IS FAMOUS! FINALLY! she’s peaked as the #1 trend on google –
By the way before SL fades off into another reality show or signs that tell-all-book (though I’d bet her exit contract is iron clad and her pay-off generous) could anyone tell me which/who makes the sunglasses she wore during her “I’m so famous I need to wear shades” entry to the MET – the leaving SUV pics
So who will she date next? David Spade? Criss the magician? MAYBE SHE’LL GO ON ROCK OF LOVE!
Looks like ‘Not Leaving’ has left, eh?
Is anyone shocked? For months, this and other boards have been full of comments about this ‘strange and strained’ relationship..I don’t think anyone believes for a minute that this hasn’t been a charade for at least 3 months..just time enough to ensure she got paid off with a little modeling gig (bet her agency is plenty pissed now! how to market her?) OR they’re going to tie the knot soon and want to throw everyone off the trail..get that gown off the cycle, Lorraine…
InTouch – “…star recently moved out of his LA home”. – I don’t think GC moved out of his home. He went on vacation with the boys and during that time is probably when she packed up her stuff. This sounds familiar. Can’t remember who he was ‘living with’, but he had a trip with the boys and when he came back there was news of the break up with whomever it was at the time. GC wouldn’t “move out”.
He thinks she’s sweet (InThouch); she thinks he’s sweet (HB). Oh puleese, pass me the Splenda.
InTouch -“They had little in common” & “different backgrounds” – Ya think! With an 18 yr age difference … didn’t see that one coming.
GC: “Sarah, remember the ‘moon walk’ – wonderful day in history”.
Sarah: “No, not really. I was only 5 when Michael Jackson did the ‘moon walk’.
I think there must have been a lot going on and if SL had more interviews, she was going to make GC look worse, spilling more little “walking contradictions”. She may (and possibly will) be saying things about/against GC that will make him look bad. Don’t think this is That over yet. Get the impression she is vindictive.
New Kid – Are you seeing Faye this month? Would be very interested to hear what she says.
Amusingly enough she’s now being referred to “gogo dance” “pole dancer” and “waitress” amongst other things. So much for “model,” and ummm hmmm yeah “model.”
Guess that GC sheen has worn off eh Sarah? Hope you saved all that 100K and more per year.
I hold off on commentary on the break up for a little while. I will say however I am extremely disappointed by the 180 lainey gossip took on the break up. Wasn’t she the main culprit in exposing Larson’s work with n9ne.com? She stated today, George gave in to the minivan set, when she was the one to introduce Larson’s past to the minivan set.
I don’t think he broke up with her because of the fans, if that was the case he would have dumped her once the hoohaa photos were out on the Internet. Let’s be realistic, from the photos I saw they didn’t look like a happy couple, not to me or anyone else.
I am going to say for now, that FOR WHAT IT”S WORTH was right on target, with his/her theory.
Ding Dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead!
But wait!!!! Let’s not celebrate too quickly…
That was the wicked witch of the EAST! There in the sky – Oh NOOOOO!!! It’s the wicked witch of the West and she’s pissed that Dorothy killed her sister! (Yes his fans are Dorothy) Who could the witch of the West be? Can he escape her?
George is the lion, the scarecrow and the tin man. He’s not brave enough to be with a woman of substance, he doesn’t have the brains not to be sucked into relationships with questionable women and he doesn’t have the heart to give fully to a woman.
Can all the Dorothy’s lead him down the yellow brick road? Can he find the Wizard of OZ to get his answers?
Here’s what I believe – we haven’t seen the end to this phase of George’s life. And I’m going to predict it’s going to get worse before it gets better.
To paraphrase Betty Davis in “All About Eve” “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
Then again… “Go ahead George – make my day – prove me wrong!”
I think they’ve “broken up” under GC terms, now, will she be the new friends with benefits aka Krista?
Will she keep showing up whenever GC has “needs?” I dunno, for the amount of press you’d think world hunger had been cured, AIDS had been beaten and the US is out of Iraq.
We all have “the one” (looks around) over whom we have made an ass of ourselves. We all have “the one” (dodges thunderbolts) over whom we’ve never gotten and we all have “the one” (skips over hen eggs) that is the one that got away.
Is SL any of those to GC? I think she fits #1, #2 doesn’t exist to OUR knowledge, not that he has any reason to spill regardless of our friendly Boston poster-ette. By the way when he was in Boston doing “Perfect Storm” he was dating the Traylor who is now “Mr. Monk’s” assistant…#3 could be #2 if you take the square root and multiply by the price of Trojans times the number of notches in his bedpost.
The big question is will SL go away with a bang or just go away? I think GC has bigger issues with that no matter what the broad signed.
That and he REALLY needs to revisit his dentist, those veneers give him donkey teeth to rival Larson’s.
I’m with you Justwanna. I started out a true blue fan, now I wonder what porn star, skank, stripper, lap dancer, petrie dish he’ll turn to next. But I’m sure they’ll all be sweet with a hearts of gold (eventually).