From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
@Charlie — Yer welcome! LOL
Just to be clear though – most of my last post wasn’t for you – it morphed into general commentary about this fascinating subject. But most of this one WILL be directed at you.
Like most who defend Sarah, you truly only care about your opinion and don’t really consider that anyone else would have a valid issue with her and with George.
But that’s where cultures are different. I just read about your Prez – how he went against political conventions and OH MY GOD! married the girl instead of “quietly keeping a mistress” as so many of your politicians do. After reading that I thought – why should anyone here be surprised that you defend Sarah? Your culture does have a different mindset when it comes to sexually related issues. But it’s different here in the US.
Here we do expect people to have integrity and to lead lives that are not as sexually promiscuous as we believe your culture to be. Please don’t fool yourself with what you see coming over the TV and from movies – most people in the US would be appalled to see Sarah’s pictures. What saves her and Clooney is that many have yet to see her pics and that’s what George and Stan are counting on.
But it’s only going to take one mainstream media outlet to post links to those pictures (I’m sure the ones with the stars) – somewhere that most people can see them for George’s reputation to be totally “kaput” as they say.
That’s probably why George doesn’t say anything about Sarah. Because he knows if he does it will open up the shit can that he’s sitting on. Once he acknowledges the pictures or the uproar about her it will be open season for posting them in response to any comments he could make.
I realize the French have a different mindset about this type of thing, but George is American and as “Just Love This Site” said, “most of you are like me – disappointed, let down and angry. …We’re surrounded by disappointment at almost every turn. And that’s why I liked George Clooney. I don’t’ believe any of us expected him to be an angel or saint, but we did expect that he would be above board, honest and blunt…”
In the past George has been someone who we percieved to be honest – now he just comes across as a liar – seriously damaging his credibility in the process.
The other shoe hasn’t hit yet Charlie. Some of us here are (or were) hoping that he’d end this with Sarah before it does.
Nevermind, you meant the crazy diamond in the corner. Darn , I thought I had a lead. Back to the drawing board!!! If you scroll down the blog real fast, you can get real dizzy.
who’s the dreamgirl/boy who posted that harper’s info. awwwww…thank you. i’ll put in my two hateful cents (in true cretinous fashion). charlie, we’re not hating on SL, we’re hating on the distortion that passes for truth in america’s mainstream media. at least the brits drill right down and dish the dirt. maybe it’s just me, but it sure seems that american media is WAY more interesting in airbrushing celebs, both literally and figuratively, and WE ARE SICK OF IT. sl needs to fess up, gc needs to fess up, and the media needs to stop trying to turn sl into some sort of american princess. there are too many other women who have worked hard and contributed value to our society, so why should the tarts get all the glory. you see it every day: women who pull down their pants or expose their boobs, or produce a sex tape are ‘instant’ celebs. i had never heard of vanessa hudgens until her nude photos hit the internet, then all of a SUDDEN she is everywhere. we’ve had enough. no, we have no seen sl’s sex tape, but we have seen her humping in public and read the reports of maniacal, non-stop sex (back of cars, out of doors) from one of her ex-boyfriends. so, really now, you can see why it’s difficult to take Harpers seriously, or not to get downright p.o.’d that their standards have stooped so low. fuck off Harpers. and any other media outlet who contributes to this garbage of a) creating a celebrity and b) encouraging celebrity worship.
er, ‘…more interested in airbrushing celebs..’ meant to say.
Here’s what I sent to Harper’s Editor-in-Chief. The link below shows SL in the ‘wall’ photo, the ‘on all fours’ photo and another one that I had not seen before. Anyway, for your viewing pleasure:
I learned recently that your magazine intends to run a story on actor George Clooney’s girlfriend (Sarah Larson). I hope at the very least you follow-up with an explanation about your decision to your readers, as many are familiar with some other “poses” struck by Ms. Larson in her not-so-distant past. These photos and videos are ALL OVER the internet, and none are fit for publication in mainstream media. Scroll through the link below to view for yourself.
http://sexyblog.blogsome.com/2008/03/29/sarah-larsons-semi-porn-past/
It will be interesting (to say the least) whether you use your resources to attempt to turn a Vegas Club Waitress/Hostess into a Cinderella or a Princess. My guess is that you will.
The Internet, and with it a wealth of information from which we can draw our own conclusions, has arrived.
We not only expect honesty from our media; it’s a prerequisite for our ongoing loyalty. I will not buy this particular issue of Harper’s Bazaar (in protest). I will probably stop buying it altogether.
This isn’t news; it isn’t ‘entertainment’. It’s the influential (Clooney and his PR team), attempting to bring glory to someone who has done nothing to earn it.
is there ANYTHING that can be done to make this blog load faster? like archive a portion of the posts??? it was a major wait just to add my two cents.
“The problem with the ‘dress her up before I dump her’ theory is that the PR all makes her cinderella…and if he dumps her, he’s no longer a prince of a guy (the personna he worked on for years). He broke the heart of a poor little waitress.”
stevie c: GC will have no problem dumping SL even if the whole world thinks she’s Cinderella.
The PR message on SL is whatever makes GC look good at the time. While he’s dating her it behooves him to have her be a lovely person. If he dumps her and he even gets a whiff that public sentiment is on her side (unlikely), all he has to do is give the press the green light on exposing all the dirty stuff they’ve been sitting on. Now he’s the victim and she’s the fame hungry opportunist that took advantage of him.
The PR spin on this is controlled by GC not SL. She is painted by the press however he wants her to be. If it makes HIM look good to have her be sweetness and light, then that is the message. If it makes HIM look good to have her become the gold-digging villain who took advantage of his generous heart, then that is the new message. He controls this narrative not her.
After two years of dating Krista Allen and even longer after that on and off (including countless pictures and quotes from GC confirming it) he has now decided that the story is that he never dated her! And not ONE person in the press has called him on it.
GC will have no problem changing the media message on SL when the time comes.
SL is the sweet “little waitress” only for as long as GC says she is. Should he need her to become the “Vegas hustler” again then that is what she shall be. And all the press and all the media will fall in line and no one will say “boo”. And all the people gullible enough to fall for the sweet waitress bit will fall for the new attention-seeking bimbo story. Whatever makes GC look good. That’s the story. Consistency or facts are irrelevant.
And I doubt it would even come to that. When he dumps her there will be dancing in the streets. The press will start to speak much more openly about SL when the time comes. I doubt GC will have to lift a finger to trash SL’s image. It will happen all on its own.
Sarah Larson is whoever George Clooney says she is. And her identity can change on a dime depending on his needs at the moment. And yes he’ll get away with it. He always does. Just ask Krista Allen. She can scream from the rooftops that she was GC’s girlfriend, but it is GC’s story that will get printed in “Esquire”, not Allen’s.
This is George Clooney. He can turn SL into Mother Teresa while he’s dating her and then dump her the NEXT DAY and turn her into the Whore of Babylon if anyone accuses him of being the bad guy. Should public opinion swing against GC and for SL, he will destroy her image as easily as he created it. Never doubt that for a second. If he can turn a sow’s ear into a silk purse, he can turn that silk purse back into a sow’s ear. He can do it effortlessly and he can do it in seconds, and not ONE PERSON will call him on it and he knows it.
And yet, we both know it will NEVER come to that and so does GC. The white wash is barely holding together – just enough to allow SL to show up at public events, nothing more. And that’s all he needs. The Cinderella story only lasts for as long as GC is with her. The SECOND he walks away, Sarah Larson becomes “Sarah who?” All he has to do is show up somewhere with another woman and the public will become obsessed with the new girlfriend. Sarah will be nobody. She is seen only for as long as she walks in his starlight. Not for a second longer. All of his women disappear into obscurity. The second he loses interest in a given girlfriend so does the public.
Yes George Clooney can dump Cinderella and come out smelling like a rose. You bet your ass he can. Easy.
@justwanna….
Please, I’m French and I disagree with Charlie. We’re are not all the same in France. Charlie’s opinion is just HER opinion. It doesn’t represent the french opinion about this “relationship”.
Have a nice day !
This is truly sad, she did have her nose done and teeth fixed. Wow, she believes her own hype. :(
She looks like a tan Michael Jackson.
Victoria Beckham has a clothing line, George Clooney was schmoozing with the Beckham’s to:
a. Get his girlfriend a gig modeling their clothes
b. Trying to get Gerri Halliwell phone number. He was exchanging words with her earlier this year. He stated she’s the reason why he became involved in Darfur. :) Now this would be a cute couple.
I am also awaiting Paris Hilton’s response to George Clooney’s recent rant, he stated she had an indiscernable talent. I laughed because, his gf is getting nose jobs and teeth fix in order to become a model at 29. If that isn’t indiscernable talent, what is? Paris Hilton probably just ignore him, but I wish she wouldn’t someone needs to put George in his place.
Hello Justwana.. : you decided that SL was more than a cocktail waitress just because of the pictures, you have no proof but you like this idea and you take it for the real option just because this option give you the satisfaction and the opportunity too blast this girl and fell allright with that.
I have nothing against opinion.. but I don’t agree with the attack.
If you don’t like or don’t agree, say it and ignore them but don’t make this massive mass.
Other thing : I saw everything and read everything about SL as you all did and you must understand that I’m not chocked ! I’m not fucking care about those little party details and I am not the only one! I’m not an idealist person, I just don’t care about this and for a lot of people there is nothing to make this big scandale as you make here.
George Clooney is not you properties and has the right to date whoever he wants.
If – as you say all – he really has this big PR machine,he certainly made all the research he need about her … he probably knows more than you and decided that there is no big deal.
Said and having opinion is one thing but follow someone and spy a life as you make with this girl is really a bad action , nasty and malicious.
When I don’t like someone I just face it or said it directly to the person if I have the opportunity. I ignore the person but never follow her with my frustration… this is what i find pathetic with you here.
You don’t even know her… And you take the right to make this campaign against her with no real and tangible proof.
And anyway, she has another life know, a new one and she has the right to be happy and desire respect as anyone here.
Concerning my english : I’m not a stupid caw.. I take courses and I learn … yes… do you have this word in you vocabulary ???? LEARNING.
Everything come back in your head in life… you actually decided to focus on her past.. on day it will be you turn.
Charlie.
Yesss!
cammypants : I really think that there is bigger causes to focus on concerning our society and the way we all act… SL is an angel compare to some of really dangerous and rich personality.
Changes start by ourself… so if you think that you show good exemple to people acting as you actually do and hoping our society will be better if you contribute to blast and destroy someone life as you actually try with SL… well… loll…
:-)
Charlie
Bitch me…
Loll
Please don’t feed Charlie. If you do, she’ll keep coming back, pretending to not understand English, and yapping on and on about the wondrous of Sarah Larson and her ability to be fucked against the wall in a crowed night club. The reason Charlie is so quick to defend her is because they have so much in common, and Charlie is no more in France or French then I am right now.
She cant post as much as she use to, those showgirl gigs are hard to hold onto, right “Charlie.” You would have faired better saying you were from Italy, that way, you could at least use the excuse of pretending to actually have met her as a basis of your defense.
We all have pretty much figured out that Clooney has Larson around because he WANTS HER there, but those whose brain actually works, wonder why they can spend weeks apart, while deeply in love, and only come together for highly publicized public appearances. No one doubts that they are both benefiting, it just boggles the mind why he even bothers.
He is such a joke to bad mouth Paris Hilton. Does he actually think because no one white washed her past, as he did Larson’s, that no one else knows that Larson spent a lot of time, fucking in public, ass in the air, with sand on her back, licking the papered body of a magazine cover girl, wresting another bikini clad woman and all the while, being paid to ‘bring in the high rollers’ by any means necessary, and no I don’t think it involved a really good verbal presentation. I guess as far as dumbo is concerned, if they don’t say it to his face it doesn’t exist. I wonder if he still believes in the Easter Bunny?? Santa??
I guess he knows that soon enough the majority of his female fans will fall in line, smile the Stepford smile and pay to see the shit he produced on a regular basis, because he is such a naughty boy! Give me a fucking break.
He is doing what he has always done, what he damn well pleases, only differences is, this time, he didn’t bother hiding it because he doesn’t care what any of us, his fans think. He feels he is rich and powerful enough to do without our support at the box office. LH was a fluke, he knows that soon, as long as he keeps pushing Larson as a actress/model/what the fuck ever, his female fans will fall into place, and trot out that old stand by. “I don’t care who he dates, as long as he ………blah, blah, blah,” all the while bashing others for the same thing he’s doing.
Don’t write to the magazine, they need to eat like the rest of you, and they know, as many of you do, that the woman is two steps from being revealed as what she really is, and they don’t care. They put her in the magazine, to kiss Clooney’s ass and get an interview with him when he produces the next dribble he produces or stars in comes out.
Its all about making money and keeping in good with the Clooney’s of Hollywood, and I bet he’s all kind of jackasses, and sugar daddies behind his back.
Funny thing is, Clooney is so busy bashing the air head who wasn’t smart enough to fuck an older, powerful, rich man and keep her past out of the mainstream magazines, he doesn’t realize that the joke is on him. The only difference between Paris and Sarah is, Paris’s tape has come out and Clooney is paying to keep Larson’s hidden.
I think you should all stop complaining, because he’s going to need you when the shit hits the fan and his career stalls, and you know you will all fall happily in line. Cause you see, that career he spent decades building will soon consists of European commercials and films no one pays to see; And Larson will move onto the next fat vein to feed on, and he’ll be back and you will all welcome him with open arms.
But its all good, he will still be as charming as ever, fucking the next greedy little gold digger, and the cycle will start again.
Pass the popcorn.
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I have to say I strongly disagree with this notion that there is a magical soul mate GC wants to be with, but she’s so private he has to destroy his career in order to be with her. It just isn’t logical.
1. GC currently has no less than 10 projects in development. This is not a man who is deliberately trying to destroy his career for anybody (notice I wrote deliberately).
2. If GC wanted to protect the privacy of his beloved he would simply do that. Julia Roberts does a fantastic job of protecting the privacy of her husband and children. She is in the public spotlight and they never are. It’s not that difficult.
3. As a friend of mine pointed out, if GC needed to walk away from his career to be with someone, he would do just that – walk away. He doesn’t need to destroy his career, his legacy, or his reputation to do that. GC serves on the boards of many, many charities he wouldn’t want to, nor does he need to, destroy his name in order to leave his job. And as my friend pointed out, anyone who was his soul mate wouldn’t let him.
There is no mystical “One” waiting for GC to destroy his life to be with her. He’s addicted to work at this phase in his life which is why he just wants to date casually and intermittently, and enjoy himself in meaningless affairs. Later in life, at least after 50, when he starts to slow down, GC will start looking in earnest for a more serious relationship. He doesn’t have that right now because he doesn’t want one, nor does he have time for it. The public gets this and understands it. They only got pissed off when he tried to pretend SL was a person of substance and this was a relationship of significance. It was the lying that was the problem.
We knew GC was a playboy. That was never the issue. Given his work and travel schedule it really is a practical way of keeping work as his number one priority and still have sex. It’s not a problem. Lying and pretending this is not the situation, that’s the problem. Unfortunately, last year, GC became embarrassed about the constant playboy references (I saw him bristle and get impatient in several interviews when the topic was brought up) and he feared it was giving him a bad public image. So he took one of his usual dalliances with one of his usual tarts and created the appearance of a substantive relationship with a “smart and classy” woman. That was the mistake. He lost confidence in himself and instead of standing up for who he is unapologetically, he fabricated what he thought the public wanted to see. It might have worked too. But the casting turned out to be piss poor and the public saw right through it.
I don’t think GC is under the impression that this publicity stunt has been a complete failure. It didn’t work as well as he hoped but it still serves its purpose. The mainstream press is still on side, and there is enough goodwill from his peers to permit SL to attend public events. So basically GC may still see this as working. He has a public girlfriend and in private he rarely has to see her and the rest of the time he can be by himself to work and/or chase other women. It’s a pretty nice arrangement if you think about it. This will last for as long as he feels it’s been a respectable amount of time to be in a relationship. It will last long enough for it to qualify as a relationship instead of a lay, and he a boyfriend instead of a man-whore. Then he’ll dump her (get all kinds of sympathy for his broken heart) and that will be the end of it. The announcement of a break up may be expertly timed just before a high profile event, because GC’s first appearance as a “single” man will bring the press and the screaming fans out in droves. “Here I am. I’m handsome, rich, and available. Oh yes, and I long for someone to heal my broken heart.” Fantastic publicity, just fantastic. There will be a frenzy of press and the women, oh my god, the women. It will be a great day to be George Clooney.
Myself, I think he’s miscalculated the damage being done in the meantime. He’s doing real harm to his fan base and his ticket sales, but he may not realize it’s that bad yet. I think it’s a smart idea for people to write in to Extra and Harper’s and wherever else they choose to sell Larson next. It’s an opportunity for the public to get the message across that GC’s career is suffering because of this. I think GC is surrounded by yes people right now, people who only tell him what he wants to hear, and he doesn’t know the public is revolting the way it is. Any opportunity for the public to turn up the volume and get the message out will help.
charlie – are you sure that this behavior isn’t worthy of our attention? it speaks to a broader issue of the value of women (50% of the population in the entire world). is this how we reward women — only the ones who display their private parts and give out sex freely to the highest bidder? because that is the message that our media sends out when it ‘rewards’ that behavior. day after day after day. we are bombarded with these images. what about the value of truth and honesty? well some have different values than you, as you can see by reading this board. have fun making those sex videos charlie! although i applaud your interest in learning engritch.
@Charlie if as you say you don’t care why are you here? For someone who doesn’t care you sure spend a lot of time here posting your comments.
You don’t know Sarah either so your comment doesn’t make sense. If we don’t know her, then if I understand your rationale, we shouldn’t have an opinion about her. But that doesn’t make sense. You don’t know her either so if we followed your rationale we would have to ask you “Why do you have an opinion?” And you don’t know me or the other posters so why do you have an opinion on me or them? See why your comment doesn’t make sense?
What most here seem to have issue with is that any opinion that is different from yours makes you believe that you can attack the poster who had the different opinion. If you attack someone personally for their opinion then you’re going to get attacked in return.
I don’t attack Sarah as much as others have. I don’t make comments about her looks (nose job or not I don’t really care about that), but I DO CARE ABOUT HER ACTIONS in as much as she is getting SO MUCH WORLDWIDE MEDIA ATTENTION. And it irritates me to no end that someone whose only claim to fame is fucking George is suddenly so sought after. Why? Because more deserving women should be getting the attention she gets. Could he have made a better choice? You betcha!
As to her past actions – well, they were not so long ago in the past. Is she cleaning up? Well, I guess she’ll have to try since she’ll need to if she wants to be with George.
But her comments in relation to her actions don’t make sense. IF as she says she wants her PRIVACY then why the FUCK IS SHE PURSUING a MODELING CAREER for Criss sake??!!
She’s never going to have privacy. And why does she continue to date George? He’s a walking / talking / breathing pap magnet! For someone who just “vants to be left alone” she sure is working it the wrong way!
She, along with George, wants us to say “Ah isn’t that nice?” Or, “don’t they make a nice couple?” When in reality she’s just a live-in-paid-for-her-services gal. But if George wants to prove me (and all the posters here and I’m sure elsewhere who are ranting about this) wrong – then hey – go ahead – marry her and shut everyone up. But he won’t do that. Why? Because no woman is going to get his money and no woman is going to have any opportunity in a community property state to try and take away his business – that’s why!
I feel like most have stated – if George HAD kept it private and not tried to shove her down our throats we might have grumbled but it probably would have been more frustration than anger. But an angry response is what he’s getting and will most likely continue to get as long he keeps shoving her at us. “Look – here’s my girlfriend – put her in your magazines and you good ole folks out there just buy the magazines and oh, yes, go see my movies too so that you can pay for our very rich lifestyles!”
So I’ll just keep on judging and waiting for my “day to come.” Of course I’ve never fucked anyone for money (or married them for it either) so I’ll guess I’ll just have to pay for having a FUCKING OPINION!
@Daffy thanks for the heads up on the French opinion. Based on Charlie’s tirades (quoting French publications and saying it’s no big deal) I got the impression that ALL the French felt the same as she.
I’ve often been the only one with a differing opinion on varying subjects. And I’ve been shouted at and told to shut up. But I’m going to continue to state my opinions. If, however, someone brings me compelling commentary and rational explanation of their point of view I’ll listen. Hell, I might even change my mind. But I’m not going to put up with someone attacking me just because they don’t agree with what I said.
Anonymous: I just looked up “The Blue Angel” reference. Nicely done, my friend. You need to post here more often.
Am posting here just so I don’t seem like I’m all doom and gloom and besides, as much as I may rant I do have a sense of humor!
A friend sent me this today (and yea, I’m sure a bunch of folks will rip me a new one for making fun) but don’t shoot the messenger – I just pictured this and laughed my ass off!
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Subject: mental math
Story of my life!!
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, “13…13….13…13…”
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting:
“14…14…14…14….”.
I just wanted to say that “Ginger Spice” isn’t exactly a great example or objective to reach. She was posing nude and skanky in High Society magazines over a decade ago, so I have to wonder why anyone that would attack Sarah on this message board would endorse her and hail her as someone to look up to.
I would also appreciate if posters could continue to refrain from attacking the races and culture’s of others. It makes you look ignorant and really does take away from any point that you are intended to make. Plus, I will do what I have done in the past and delete comments like that without warning.
You should also take what Tommy says with a grain of salt. Most of what he sold to NOTW.com was true I’m sure, but I know that not all of it was. You also have to take into account the fact that it was processed through the tabloid machine and it was very one-sided. Nothing that could incriminate him was mentioned. If you view Sarah as a deceitful vampire, you should think of how underhanded it is to sell such personal and intinmate information about somebody who you were in a 6 yr relationship with. This is the same guy who told people that I was a crack head and that I had died from AIDS. Let’s not all go out and praise him as a fucking hero. I shouldn’t even have the loyalty and responsibility in this situation to the degree that he should and I haven’t crossed the boundaries that he has. I can guarantee that he feels that he deserves something just because she has it now, because he feels that way about everybody that he has or has had any connection with ever and anywhere.
Those of us who have known Sarah for years all feel that the Harper’s interview, People spread, etc. is fairly ridiculous and are tired of seeing her mug everywhere just like the rest of you. I have not had an opportunity to see any photos, as of yet, where I would be able to verify if she has had any work done but, as someone that has had her face close enough to mine to have her shotgun weed smoke into my mouth, I think that I would know if she had. I don’t know what pictures you guys are referring to either but I don’t really keep up on this shit accept for reading the comments that the rest of you leave.
@cammypants
The long load time probably can’t be fixed but you might want to do what I do – click on the link (or bookmark if you’ve done that) and then go do something else. By the time you get back it will be up! Works for me. :-)
I guess we’re so used to instantaneous that it just seems really long. Of course, I’m on broadband so if you’ve got dial up then I can understand your frustration.
Slooow day at work. . . .
Glad to hear from you Dead C. Thank you for keeping the comments page up and letting us pretty much post whatever we want.
Saw People’s 100 Most Beautiful issue. I don’t know if it was the make-up or if Sarah was retouched, but I thought it was Krista Allen for a minute. She is mentioned as a model in the current issue of People, and there’s even a small column about the dress she chose for the Gala, but no mention of her at all in US magazines gala article. Work done? I couldn’t tell. It would make me sad though if Sarah gave into that kind of pressure, because she is pretty and photographs well. It’s depressing to read she is losing weight, she is already thin enough and in good shape.
@THE REAL JUST WANNA. . .great minds think alike. After hearing about the Harper’s spread I remembered The Carpetbaggers too. Yes, Jonas whitewashed his girlfriends past, but in the end he got back together with his wife and daughter. So perhaps Faye/Happiness/Cornish/Katie are right and there is a mythical “One”. I agree w/ Shadow that GC does not need to destroy his career for the “One”- he could be discrete or move more into directing/producing. Sarah could be the “One”. The relationship obviously works for them, even if it doesn’t meet most posters standards for or definition of a relationship.
Well said, Shadow and Cammie…don’t know why anyone bothers to reply to oolala Charlie. I do think one of the most telling facts of late is not the Paris Hilton quote (although it was sort of like making that ‘brothel’ comment..he’s joking about the truth the way he jokes about being so ‘old’) but the fact that he didn’t attend the Time 100 most influential gala. For a guy who supposedly cares so much about world events and real journalism, it’s strange. Was he truly so afraid that in a setting where the hardest question was not ‘who are you wearing?’ look-at-my ribs SL would be clueless? Or has she brought him down to her level to the extent that he can now only function at fashion shows and photo ops?
Starsinsky: SL is not the “One”. That would require GC to want to be in her presence for longer than a week at a time for that to be even remotely possible. I’ve seen GC in love before (Kelly Preston, Celine Balitrans) he moves them right into his house and they’re inseparable, living & traveling together, actually sharing the same bed, sharing the same life, all the way until the break up — exactly like other people in love. With SL, this a professional arrangement and a personal convenience for the time being. Nothing more.
stevie c: GC was confirmed to attend the “Time 100 Most Influential” gala. And then he was a mysterious “late no-show” according to a media source that was at the event. No explanation was given as to why he cancelled at the last minute.
He was in L.A. on Tuesday having lunch with Jerry Weintraub:
http://www.jfxonline.com/category/george-clooney/
Well, I didn’t know Gerri Halliwell had skanky photos out there, thanks.
I guess that like going from bad to worse.
Here’s why I think she had her nose done. The picture below, it is much smaller than usual.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/07/george-clooney-sarah-larson-birthday/#comments
As far as the one, I can believe there’s a woman he loves/loved out there for him. He stated that he has love and was not searching for that. That would explain why he never wanted to get married or have children, hoping she would become free, again. Then he would be available and have no strings attached.
Also he can’t simply walk away from a contract, he is under contract with Warner Brothers. That is impossible, plus the legal ramifications. That line of thinking may not be as far fetched as it sounds, but someone had already mentioned she has moved on. George could be sabotaging his career for another reason unknown to us. Or simply as I stated from the beginning this was a publicity stunt that has gone horribly wrong. The studio and George has to clean her up to make her look like a “princess”. Now the two of them have to stay on until the right time to break it off. If they break up now, Larson doesn’t get a career. No one will be interested in her without Clooney.
As far as Larson not receiving press from the Met Gala, she doesn’t deserve it. How can you put her on the same page as, Julia Roberts, Beyonce Carter, Gisele Bundchen, Janet Jackson, Anne Winterour, Versace, Armani, Calvin Klein etc she is just George Clooney’s girlfriend and was treated as such at that event.
If you watched E! News coverage of the event, there was this blonde woman, pulling Sarah away from the cameras and press. She physically seperated Sarah Larson from George Clooney as they walked down the red carpet. Sarah should have never been allowed to walk the carpet, she should have went in the back entrance. It is funny, but Tom Brady attended the event, but he let Gisele walk the carpet alone because he know that event was for her, not him. This photo states it all, she looks likes she’s pouting because she didn’t get much camera time.
http://popsugar.com/gallery/521052?page=0%2C4
That explains why George pulled some strings to get her into that Armani party. Another photo op for her, for being shut out of the Met.
ttp://www.celebamour.com/2008/05/12/george-clooney-and-sarah-larson-at-costume-institute-gala/
I never pretending not understanding english , I only ask you to excuse myself because of my bad english which is not my first language… so… one more example that some of you here just understanding what they want and put it the way they want it to be and this is not the reality.
http://www.celebamour.com/2008/05/12/george-clooney-and-sarah-larson-at-costume-institute-gala/
It has nerver come to your mind that people , media and the rest of the world are simply not interested about ‘lapses in behaviour of’ SL in the past and it is possible that they just want to see her as she actually is.
She is not everywhere.. she just dating GC and she seems to carry off a success where other one fails…no matter the reason she is there and I don’t see why she should stay home when she has the opportunity to savour the life of the star and being in this type of event… you want her to come by the back door??
I can’t believe that people could make a link between GC private life and his career…
Concerning the red carpet, there is a few spot on the carpet during the arrival where media are supposed to make interview and one person make the coordination for having only star on those spot during the interview. Once again you can make any assumption you want…
Armani is really classy… incredible.
There is so much fucking stupid question anyway from the media during the arrival on the red carpet..
Charlie.
@charlie,
You forgot the h, but any way, the link you provided has the same silly nonsense. If you look at my photo right above yours, it shows a different picture, the one you have seems like it was taken right after mine, he could have just told her, I’ll get you a picture with Julia and Armani, to make her happy. The body language says he was comforting her, not madly in love. You can comfort people and not be in love with them.
Also it has the same overhype copy that People has. They act like this man has never been in a relationship until this woman. George Clooney was a virgin until he met Sarah Larson, George Clooney has NEVER taken a woman on the red carpet, until Sarah Larson, George Clooney never rode a woman on his bike until Sarah Larson. Maybe the press is also to blame for overhyping this mess.
He lived with Kelly Preston, was Kimberly Russell’s and Celina Balitran boyfriend for three years, dated his wife off and on for four years and then was married to her for four years. He was with Lisa Snowden a couple years, it is ridiculous that they hype Sarah Larson as the end all of end all. There are tons of pictures of him and Lisa and Celina, also with various other women he has dated. I guess when he was with his wife , KImberly and Kelly his star wasn’t that big, so there are very few photos. He also lived with Balitran for three years. He flew Lisa from England to spend time with him. Everything that he has done for Larson that is overhyped, he has already done for other women. He just publicly acknowledge via magazine that he has had a relationship with these women, but I guess the photos of them out were make believe.
@Charlie
People made the link between his personal life and private life, when George decided to make this relationship public. HE and LARSON started this mess. It is his and her own damn fault.
Red Carpet: Up until the Met, Stan has allowed Miss Larson to speak, she was stopped by the people at event. There’s no need for anyone to ask her questions, what has she done? Nothing, they can mention on tv.
I will be quite blunt, we don’t live in a culture where we celebrate whores male or female! Whores have their place, not in People Most Beautiful, not in Harper’s Bazaar and definitely not on our tv’s on red carpets. George Clooney is in love with this whore and wants to celebrate her, good for him, that doesn’t mean the rest of us have to love and celebrate her. He’s been in this industry since he was 2, he knows better. People aren’t jealous, more offended by her and him. Everyone has been polite calling her escort, to make it sound better but the fact is she’s just a whore.
Since I was accused of being on every GC site out there I decided to try to find other comments about this situation.
I looked on imdb and read some of the comments. I found the same type of debate going on there, i.e. the “Sarah the Cinderella with Prince Charming George vs Sarah the escort/whore and George the “joke.”
Other sites also had these types of arguments raging. Most of the comments (just from my brief perusal) seemed to be on the negative side and much of it was directed at Sarah — Sites like Lainey’s and dlisted et al. What was amazing to me is that the comments were not only from posters in the comments section but the blog/website owners themselves were making negative comments. I even noticed comments on mainstream sites that have featured her pictures – many stating the same thing – that this association with Sarah and the PR push that has been dumped on the public has seriously damaged the perception of who we thought HE was. Not just in his public life – but in his private life as well.
I think someone mentioned earlier here that we all realized George was not a saint and we didn’t necessarily expect him to be, but if he associated with “ladies of the night” then he kept that as quiet as possible. He didn’t drag the gal from Hollywood and Vine down the red carpet!!!
I think that’s what’s really got people pissed. HE was always so vocal in his derision of others who strayed off the straight and narrow path (or who were caught lying) that it made him seem more moral and it made him seem that he had more integrity.
Now we seem to be finding out that this was not the case and it’s causing many long time fans to feel as they’ve been duped into supporting his work when they most likely would not have supported it had they truly known this side of him. It’s as if his whole persona was all a lie and those who put honesty and integrity at a high level in their own lives are angry that they’ve been fooled!
I realize Hollywood actors often have their backgrounds, names, noses, teeth, etc. changed to make them more marketable but the difference with George was that he seemed much more honest and much more cognizant of how his private life could affect his career, so areas that would have been a negative mark were carefully kept out of the public eye. He didn’t hide it but he was much more discreet.
For instance, even though George was with Krista on and off for about 4 years – when he went to the Oscars she was NOT on the red carpet with him. He did meet her afterward and had dinner with her and his friends and he was photographed leaving the dinner with her. But he didn’t bring her to the industry event.
It’s as if the man has lost his mind and gone daft. And I think many who have supported him in the past – many intelligent, honest people who try to live their own lives with integrity – are feeling like they were seriously duped and it’s not setting well at all.
In my case, I’ve always thought that I was a good judge of character – George had me fooled and that’s why he lost my respect.
Harpers Bazaar article – meant to put out the internet “rumours” no?
It Girl: Sarah Larson
Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful, fearless (eats scorpions), and dates George Clooney
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articles/sarah-larson-060 8
By Marshall Heyman
Three years before she started dating the two-time Sexiest Man Alive — sometimes known as George Clooney — Sarah Larson, 29, won an episode of the NBC series Fear Factor. The producers of the show recruited her from the Rum Jungle, a club in Las Vegas at Mandalay Bay, where Larson go-go danced on a Plexiglas platform 20 feet in the air. For the two months she worked there, she’d fly up to her podium every evening with a rope, she says, “like Superman.” Larson, you see, has no fear of heights; she plans to go skydiving for her “dirty 30” — i.e., her 30th birthday — in December. “I like the adrenaline rush,” Larson says. “George is like, Have fun!”
During those heady Fear Factor days, she had trouble ingesting a scorpion in a martini glass of goopy liquid. “I spit it into the bucket,” Larson says, picking at a far more palatable protein-free salad at the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel and sipping a cup of hot tea. She’s not embarrassed about her TV stint. “Although if George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him. It would have been like, That’s nice,” she says, dismissively waving her hand. “I don’t know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”
A brunette with honey-colored skin, Larson is dressed in tall boots, a babydoll minidress by Taka Wear she bought in Vegas, a STOP GLOBAL WARMING canvas bracelet, and a pair of diamond teardrop earrings that Clooney, 47, gave her last Christmas.
Larson is the first woman in years Clooney has introduced publicly as his girlfriend. He has taken her to Dubai and Venice to promote Michael Clayton and to the Academy Awards, where she graced the red carpet in a pink-and-pale-blue Valentino gown. “It was like a modeling job — smiling and greeting people,” she says. She even traveled with Clooney to Rome for the World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in December, where she introduced herself to the Dalai Lama, met Lech Walesa, and dined across from Mikhail Gorbachev. Though she’s met Brad and Angelina — “Hung out, no” — it’s the world leaders who have really impressed her. “I don’t get starstruck, but meeting people like that, I get starstruck,” she says.
Still, Larson and Clooney share ordinary moments too. Holed up in bed after his motorcycle collided with a car in Weehawken, New Jersey, last September, the couple watched a marathon of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels in their New York hotel room. “We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Larson recalls. “And we were like, This is sad.”
The eldest of three girls, Larson grew up 20 miles south of Seattle in Kent, Washington. Her mother has been a consultant for a health-insurance company; her stepfather is a computer programmer at Boeing. Her father, who died five years ago from a brain tumor, worked for a telephone company and contracted HIV not long after he and her mother divorced. “I was very young,” Larson says. “After he and my mother split, he became gay. I just grew up with that being normal.”
At 17, she left home to follow the band Phish on the road. “I did weird things like play tambourine while my friend played guitar so we could buy gas to get us to the next place,” Larson recalls. “We’d make bracelets and trade them for food or sell grilled-cheese sandwiches.” She studied microbiology at Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington; worked at the school’s lab; and waitressed at the local Outback Steakhouse for extra cash.
In 2002, Larson moved to Las Vegas to be closer to her ailing father, who was in Palm Springs. After toiling at a $10.50-an-hour job at a homeopathic medical company, she discovered that she could make a lot more money working at the Playboy Club and Moon at the Palms. “It’s funny, you go into cocktailing and you’re making a thousand dollars a night.
I thought, ‘I’m going to make great money right now and have a good time. I’m young.’ I wanted to buy a house; I bought a house. I don’t regret any of it.” Larson has held on to the Vegas home, which she shares with a roommate and two cats, Animal Cracker and Lippy Doodles.
Larson and Clooney first met about four years ago, while she was working at the Whiskey at Green Valley Ranch, a Vegas resort. The actor was celebrating his birthday. Larson says, “We were hanging out and dancing and being goofballs. Nothing crazy. We talked, that’s it.” She had a boyfriend then, but she didn’t when she ran into Clooney again in June 2007 at the Vegas premiere of Ocean’s Thirteen. “I got texts, and we just started talking. George is funny and sweet, and he’s good to be around,” she goes on. “I see him as a normal person, like anyone else. He just happens to have a well-known face.” But she admits, “You do have to be cautious of who you let in your life. You realize who is good for you and who’s not pretty quickly.”
One thing that attracted her to Clooney was his work in Darfur: “It’s incredible what he’s doing over there, his passion to try to use his status to make a difference.” And though he has a hybrid, Clooney still flies private, which Larson considers “a walking contradiction.” But she says, “People get comfortable. [It’s] baby steps.”
Larson likes shopping for him and recently bought him some jeans. “No fancy pouffy stuff on the pockets. I think getting him a pair of True Religion jeans would be a good joke: ‘I really want you to wear this, and please put your hair in a fauxhawk.'”
Though leaving behind a steady income as a cocktail waitress has been “kind of scary,” Larson is focusing on modeling. “I have no desire to act,” she says. “I go to these commercial castings, and they’re like, Say this line. And I’m like, I suck at that!”
Lately, Larson has been reading The Secret to unlock what she wants out of life. It’s a book she doesn’t imagine her boyfriend will soon be borrowing. “I don’t think he’d be into it,” Larson says before heading to the valet to drive back to Clooney’s in a black Porsche. “He’d probably be like, Eh, hocus-pocus. I don’t think he has trouble getting anything he wants.”
She’s not getting worldwide media attention, people. The fact is that no one cares about her right now or ever. G and his team WANT YOU TO CARE so that you’ll at least stop bashing her, and thus, giving HIM a bad name. The only so-called attention she’s been given is the one or two or three outlets that were bought by her john to purposefully give her attention to cover up her whorish not-so-past past. No one in the media even gives a damn about her. Dont you think they’re not all rolling their eyes saying, “Oh jesus. We have to give that skank an interview because George is begging us.” You know they hate it just as much. They’d rather give him the interview than his tramp that no one likes. Would you want to be editor in chief of a magazine and be told to interview someone who everyone on the internet is calling a tramp? A whore? A call-girl? The only pages that ought to be clamoring to interview her are the tabloid rags. The more “pretentious” magazines are just being forced to do it so they can adjust her truth. That’s why she keeps showing up. Because people keep calling her out on it so they decide, “Hey, let’s have her do this magazine now and explain away why we spend so much time apart. Let’s have her say ‘I need my privacy’ so they won’t know our time apart is the time I don’t feel like cutting her a check for the night.” Serious? Could he really afford to hire her out EVERY NIGHT? LIke how she said he “bought” her diamonds. He didn’t buy her anything in December just as their V-day was not some romantic lovey dovey getaway. If she has any jewels now, that’s just because a few sites called her the “Whore Du Joir” with BORROWED jewelry. SHE is the one who’s having to clean herself up. You don’t see one interview with him saying, “She’s NONE of these things that people are calling her.” He’s the one who looks like he’d rather be sitting on the throne shitting his guts out than to be out with her. He’s only doing all this so that HE CAN make a CLEAN BREAK from her. She’ll be gone before you know it. A new one will come along and if there is a “One”, there will be no arguing that he loves her because there will be no need for him to tell tales. Everyone knows true love when they see it. And no, when Sarah’s dumped off for good, no one in the media will even have the time to chase her down and have her spill beans or dig for the real truth because NO ONE CARES!!! She’s a nobody escort and EVERYONE is well aware of that. There’s no fears, actually, on his team’s side that they will be after her because it is HIM pushing her on everyone, not the other way around. Besides, also if there is a “One”, then he would have had to do all this whitewashing to at least suppress all the negative publicity having SL around gave him. How would that look to the “One”? It’d look really bad on his part to have just broken off with a hired tramp than to at least have made that hired tramp look like she was somewhat his “girlfriend”. Christ, he didn’t and still doesn’t even like to use her name in public. Can you blame him?? That may be the ONLY reason why he kept her around was so that he could make her squeekier so that it gave him more of the impression of being the “good guy”. Because any woman worth winning over would look at it all and say, “What the FUCK were you thinking?” It’d make the one look bad for having ignored the fact that he loved strippers and went so far as to hire an escort. What would the “One’s” parents think if she started dating a guy who hires escorts? In some lights you can’t blame him, but I guess that’s what you get for hiring an escort to pose as your girlfriend. It’s also no wonder the gay rumors became more rampant. Anyone who has to hire an arm jewel has seeming problems in the romantic and/or groin area. That only fueled rumors more. So now that he has her scrubbed up and at least thrown her to selected press and not the dogs, he can walk away with his conscience somewhat more at ease that he put it as neatly behind him as best as he knew how, considering it was a mess that HE made. He’ll learn. He’ll also learn no matter how much the media buys into the garbage that he throws at him, there exists a “vicious” underbelly of people worldwide who aren’t buying into the popular white-washed media. They are you and me and the one tool we have in common is the internet. Knowing that the internet can also be a highway of MISINFORMATION, it also can REVEAL a lot of truths that cannot be covered, ie: the pictures and videos of her pantiless making a corporate video less than 2 years ago. So for whatever it’s worth, quit worrying about it all. He’s not gonna marry an escort. He’s not even spending alone time with her. He’s gonna let it all simmer down, as it already is, and she will just disappear. If he gets lucky, the “One” will come along and save his own skanky ass from ruining everything that took him so long to accomplish. So maybe it’s him who needs to start believing in magic, not us. Perhaps SL was right about one thing, if he watched the Secret than maybe he’d change his mind about hocus pocus and start practicing it. Only time will tell. The “best” she will ever make of things as a model is to go to Japan to runway, where they love American women. George has done just about all he can do to cover it all up, so I guess if everyone just says “Forget about it” than he will too. It’s gonna be too long of a summer to have her around so I am sure she’s NOT going to be around again. He has no public events right now and it’s the perfect time for him to make the announcement: “We got too busy for one another and decided to go our separate ways.” In fact, he’d be an idiot NOT to do it right now because with her little Harper’s article, it’s the PERFECT time. To be seen with her again would mean that he doesn’t want his career anymore. He might be dumb, but he’s not THAT dumb. So give him a round of applause. Yay!! She’s cleaned up, now get her the fuck off my tv screen.
I just realized something … the title of the article tells me this piece was to directly address the public backlash against SL, and what they’re doing is pulling the old jealousy accusation. Remember when Esquire addressed the public rejection of SL by calling it “jealous sniping” by Clooney’s fans?
And now the title of the Harper’s article: “Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful, fearless (eats scorpions), and dates George Clooney”.
Harper’s is dismissing the public backlash as being all about jealousy, too. Now that is truly offensive. Because she’s “beautiful” or is dating George Clooney is NOT why people dislike her. Perhaps if Harper’s had been more forthcoming about SL’s real bio that would have been obvious.
To me that it is right in the title says it all. They are keenly aware of the backlash, are using this media offensive to address it, and are using the strategy of saying it’s just jealousy. I think that’s a really bad move, because it just insults people all the more. Talk about insult to injury! If you want to improve your relationship with the public, you don’t do it by spitting in their faces.
Yep, I think we need to write some letters to Harper’s. That’s a really disgusting PR strategy. First the insult which is SL and now they’re saying we don’t like her just because we’re jealous. It really irritated me when Esquire did that but Harper’s is a woman’s magazine which makes that accusation all the more offensive. It’s the second time the backlash has been addressed by a high-end magazine and the second time it’s been dismissed as jealousy. I’m detecting a deliberate PR strategy and it’s an ugly one. How insulting.
That’s a photo of the lovely earrings, funny they only make an appearance to coincide with the magazine article. Sheesh.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=05&evt=clooney-larson&pic=george-clooney-sarah-larson-met-05.jpg
@new kid if you are around, I have a title to one film it is called Thomas Jackson and it is part of an ex-boyfreind private collection. The film I’m looking for had John in the title, so I’ll search on. It was on one of the earlier blogs on her. A more lenghty one, maybe Pizza T’s.
http://www.clooneyunlimited.com/
(throws something at Justwanna) STOP LAUGHING!
Yup, I’m still reading, the above link has a May 2008 interview with Bazaar UNITED KINGDOM. Hmm coincidence? I think not, read carefully what isn’t said, for anyone who’s not familiar West Hollywood is the center of the Gay community in the L.A. area…well also Silverlake but WeHo is in the article. Also the last paragraph, I AM NOT HAVING SL AS MY FIRST LADY OF CA.
There is a supposed SL porn making the rounds, I’ve seen it and I can’t vouch it’s her. Since facts have never been an issue around here, raises hand as one of the guilty, I’ll post the link later in the day.
Also GK just got a series pick-up via Smokehouse Pictures (not productions for anyone keeping score) about an Elvis imitator living at home while working as a private investigator.
COULD those diamonds be any smaller? Unless they are 1 carat perfects, she got robbed, I hope her take home pay makes up the difference.
Shelly: looking :)
ha! those earrings are probably cubic zirconia. they’re also eentsy teensy. gc, if you are trying to impress a girl, you can do better, size-wise. and, yes, i am just talking about the earrings.
i was struck by the tone sl adopts about gc in the harper’s article. it seems lacking in respect. he’s a ‘walking contradiction’? geez — he just handed you a career (if you proceed properly), and that’s all you can do? point out that he’s not exactly eco friendly in his choice of transportation?
i also detected jealousy. he doesn’t NEED to read ‘the secret’ because he ‘doesn’t have any trouble getting what he wants’?? you can see that as a compliment, or as latent jealousy brought about by her relationship with a man who overshadows her, and calls the shots. maybe she knows she’s living on borrowed time. if the rumours are true, that he accused her of starting the engagement rumors while he was in europe and called off their relationship for a short time, and that he only got back together with her once he made it clear there would be no wedding — EVER –, well, i think i would harbor some deep-seated hatred for him as well. if so, she has had to SUBMIT to him to a degrading degree, just to continue being with him. i did not hear her say — he’s great, and i love him or we are so happy together or any of those things. sure, she respects his darfur work. that’s not the same thing as saying ‘i am in love and very happy’. just my two cents.
for what it’s worth & Shadow: I totally agree. Posts like yours keep me coming back just to read, but I want to say one last thing.
It’s very shitty how people (Charlie, Esquire, Harper’s, etc.) have played the jealousy card in this situation. Possessing healthy boundaries, aspirations, and morals or recognizing a lack thereof does NOT necessarily mean a woman is jealous. However, the surest way to make an intelligent female mad is to ignore her sophistication and suggest that she is jealous. The natural response is nearly always “WHO ARE YOU for me to be jealous of?”
I am 27-years-old; I know who I am. The question of who you are becomes prominent. And the answer is not limited to your father’s occupation or to a borrowed Valentino, either. The answer is very broad. The internet is vast.
Playing the jealousy/envy card was a multimillion dollar mistake. The Harper’s interview should have come BEFORE the whitewashing was even contemplated. Anyone and everyone can search the internet for almost anything.
I don’t have anything left to say. Everyone stay safe. Use air freshener every once in a while Charlie. Open the windows. ;)
Okay, I read the Harper’s interview posted above…
I’m reading and yawning… Boring…
But then I get to this quote! WTF!!
“One thing that attracted her to Clooney was his work in Darfur: “It’s incredible what he’s doing over there, his passion to try to use his status to make a difference.” And though he has a hybrid, Clooney still flies private, which Larson considers “a walking contradiction.” But she says, “People get comfortable. [It’s] baby steps.”
Yea, I’m sure it was his “work in Darfur” that attracted her to Clooney!
HA!
That’s why she’s really pursuing her modeling work. Really that’s the reason – so she can become famous on her own so that she can use HER status to make a difference for the women of Darfur.
Sheet! – just what the women of Darfur need – a gold-digging Heather McCartney wannabee who just wants to make the world a better place.
Oh, and NOW we know why George flew on the private jet with the Beckhams and she went commercial. She was making a fucking statement on global warming!
Way to take one for the team!
Why don’t you go one better? Take the train to New York next time. Oh, or how about driving a vehicle that takes ethanol – course, we’re driving up the price of grain because of it and we’re using MORE energy to produce it than we would save using it, but that’s okay – Sarah seems to know best so hey, way to go!
Well fuck me Sarah – I guess I learned something today.
@NewKid, @Julie: Ve call those brand of diamonds “Canard”. As in “I canardly see em”.
So, all, I’m reading the Harper’s article and feel myself wanting to chant the mantra “Sarah loves George, George loves Sarah”, but something causes me to shake the brain-washing engine.
Ms. Larson is depicted by the interviewer as: “A brunette with honey-colored skin, Larson is dressed in tall boots, a babydoll minidress by Taka Wear she bought in Vegas, a STOP GLOBAL WARMING canvas bracelet, and a pair of diamond teardrop earrings that Clooney, 47, gave her last Christmas.”
So I have a problem with this timeline:
Christmas 2007, diamond teardrop earrings allegedly given by George Clooney for Sarah’s birthday. Oscars, February 2008 – no diamond teardrop earrings. May 2008, Sarah tells the story about George gifting her with diamond earrings to Harper’s and shows them off. Anybody see these earrings in any other photo ops with Sarah? I didn’t.
Maybe its just me, but, man or woman, if your significant other buys you diamond jewelry for your birthday, wouldn’t you proudly wear the jewels around everywhere, even in favor of some other jewelry you own, simply for the sentiment and being able to show off that your lover bought you a tangible symbol of their feelings for you to be able to wear? Personally, I would have had no trouble believing the stories of “love” between George and Sarah if she had done that, I think very few people would have faulted her for wearing the same earrings to multiple social events once they heard the story about them being a gift from George, especially since everyone in media knows George is probably not going to buy her a diamond engagement or wedding ring at any point in the future.
“i did not hear her say — he’s great, and i love him or we are so happy together or any of those things. sure, she respects his darfur work. that’s not the same thing as saying ‘i am in love and very happy’. just my two cents.”
Julie, I thought the exact same thing! She’s not even a year into the relationship, she FINALLY gets a chance to talk about her romantic partner in life, and she says: “George is funny and sweet, and he’s good to be around.” That’s how a woman talks about her dog, that’s how a woman talks about her favorite uncle! That’s not how she talks about the man of her dreams. No woman on the planet talks this way when she’s in love.
At first I thought it was only GC who had lost interest (no desire to see her after a month in Europe), but it’s obvious now that the indifference is mutual. There’s not only no love between these two, there’s no physical attraction anymore. I’m just not getting any heat from these two.
They strike me as friends. At the most “friends with benefits” when they happen to be drinking and are in the same place at the same time (because their jobs require it) but that’s it.
If anyone thinks these two are in love … well … you’ve never been in love.
A lot of it sounded like it was carefully fedd to her by GC’s team and I’m sure they told her wear those earrings to show how crazy he is about you! But I was surprised at that acting nonsense..they’ve called her an actress/model for months, when she was neither..now she says she’s not good at those commercial audtions..sounds like he’ll force her to keep at it so he can say she actually does something other than escorting men or hang around his house cutting up fruit. Too bad people with real talent or integrity don’t get the breaks, isn’t it?
new realkid
just to clarify the reference about West Hollywood in the UK Harper’s Bazaar interview with Clooney.
Mariella Frostup first brought up the reference to West Hollywood not Clooney
MF: Is there ever a moment when you think: ‘What am I doing here? Shouldn’t I just be in a bar in West Hollywood?’
GC: West Hollywood [laughs]?
MF: OK, whichever bit of Hollywood you prefer…
Kelly-michel : I would like to see when I said that your are jealous about her .. I just made one joke about this probability and I usually just wondering why you are following this girl like that and always seeing only negative aspect with everything about her.
You are tired to see her everywhere etc?… this forum is entirely dedicated to her … every one of you look each day of her life, each picture, each move each word she says etc.. and I’m pretty sure that majority of you never read Bazaar in ordinary life …
And concerning comment in the website, you can realize that people usually post comment when they are upset… I don’t see a lot of good comment about celebrity ( all included) .. on 10 comment only one or two are usually nice and the other always mention little nasty and malicious remark.
:-)
Much speculation has been made here about George and “The One” and George and “The One That Got Away.”
Personally, I don’t know if there is a “One” or there was a “One that got away” but if it were the former, then George and Sarah’s relationship is one of George marking time until “she” appears. And if it’s the latter then Sarah’s just a rebound gal and she’ll never have his heart the way one that he truly loved would.
One thing I’ve always found strange is that so many want to see George married – as if this will be the way for him to find true happiness. I don’t necessarily agree that marriage makes you happy – what I believe is that true commitment and mutual respect for one another is what would make one happy – whether there is a ring on the finger or not.
I can think of another well-known actor who is a Taurus — who has emphatically stated he will never marry – that’s Roy Dupuis (of La Femme Nikita and various French/Canadian films) – yet you don’t see this kind of uproar with him. Sure he’s not as world known as George but he has a very loyal fan base too.
He’s been in a long term relationship with a French Canadian actress named Celine (spooky huh) and states they will never marry. But I think the difference between George and other male actors like Roy, who have made that same type of statement is that they are open to long-term committed relationships with women who haven’t made the type of choices that the Sarah’s, Krista’s et al of the world did. Maybe that’s why there is so much negative commentary.
I also think the fact that George himself DOES NOT come out and defend the relationship – as someone mentioned – he doesn’t even say her name in public – also adds fuel to the fire that this is not a true relationship.
So of course many will question not only HER motives for being in the relationship but also HIS intentions. And at least on my part, I’ve questioned why he continues to choose these types of women when it’s so clear that he has the potential for a wider range of women that he could meet.
Sarah, if she continues to pursue this modeling career, is never going to get a break – because as long as she’s dating George any accomplishments will always be chalked up to his influence (quiet or otherwise) in getting her the gigs.
George will continue to elicit anger from his fans because the entire relationship rings false, especially since he doesn’t acknowledge her properly for a woman with whom he is supposed to be so besotted.
JMO
Re: this post:
“West coaster. He is drawing some things to a close that will facilitate a beginning. not so much intended as it is a giving in. It is as CGH (roughly) said about being a setting of stage. and not any woman anyone has guessed. shine on you crazy diamond!!!!”
Who the fuck are some of you people? Shine on you crazy DIAMOND? Who wrote that just days before the article in Harper’s came out with her talking of DIAMOND earrings? I swear, it spooks me out but I think there are some very big insiders on this site. Between Cornish and a few others, I am getting chills putting together some of these blogs and then the “evidence” that follows. Perhaps you were saying that because you knew Sarah’s claim of the earrings was a laughable lie? The real diamond is the “One”. Shit! I am getting goose bumps. I think someone knows something. Knows a lot of something. Spill! Spill!! Tell us more!! I am reading these posts and I think I am starting to understand what Cornish meant by the “Magician”. The Magician = the One. That’s what I think. Makes sense. Something else … other people keep mentioning about GC and SL being his “smokescreen”. A magician’s trick? Oh, God, the goose bumps. I am expecting a really interesting back story to come out. Hopefully before this site disappears. Wow!
Also, just another thought. It seems like, at least to me, that Sarah is the one engineering these interviews and what to say. Has to be. Notice GC has not combatted nor denied any of the allegations against her. She’s had to defend her own case and tell her own lies. He’s never helped her at all to calm the fury. He even makes fun of reality tv and her at the accident and a few other things like laughing at her runway photos. He DOESN’T like her. People keep saying that they are seeming like they’re breaking up. I think he’s hated her from right after the accident. I think he’s been faking it that long not just for publicity but to keep her mum. Something gives me the idea that she’s angry and is realizing she’s all in this alone, meaning that GC is not about to defend her honor whatsoever. If anyone from his side is “helping” her, it’s Stan. HE is the one getting her the interviews, conveniently coordinated at the same time of his. Perhaps he is getting the barking orders for George’s attorney. Notice how GC is really uncomfortable around her and how sometimes she even upstages him, practically pushing him out of the picture. He seems to kowtow, like somehow he doesn’t want to make her mad. It’s her proverbial “punch in the face” just as DeadC said she punched some guy in the face when he didn’t meet her demands. Scary to say, I don’t think he’s being blackmailed, I think she threatened a very BIG suit …. maybe even threatened to reveal a real truth … like that that accident WAS his fault and she’s witness to it. There’s no doubt in my mind he’s having to appease her and the details are being worked out by Stan and GC’s attorney, not George himself. That’s too convenient. George is only keeping up with the game to salvage his own reputation so that no one uncovers what she is really doing. He almost looks apologetic in a few photos … like the ones taken at the LH premiere and at the Gala … like he’s saying to other people through the side of his mouth, “Sorry but I HAD TO bring her.” Now I am starting to feel very badly for him. He ought to know better than to be chasing down these untrustworthy women who have agendas and motivations to USE him. Sure, he’s using them in a way, too. But I don’t know. None of his previous women seemed so evil. She just seems like 100% evilness to me. I think she’s got a bunch of trouble headed her way. She karmically cannot get away with this scott-free. If some of you posters are right, maybe the One (Magician) was trying to save him from this, but decided he needed a taste of his own medicine, or maybe is vicariously learning what not to do. Cruel, yes. but maybe if that was how she “tested the waters” as cgh said, then the only way to avoid these mistakes was by watching someone else make them on a very exaggerated scale. Am I making sense? I think I am. Anyways, it’s pretty juicey. I hope that we get a glimpse of who the One is soon. Hope that if this foreshadows anything, it’s that this SL and GC thing is a very obvious fake and the One and him will be more than obviously for real. Unmistakably so. You guys may not agree, but maybe SL is just the evil witch. So there must be a good witch, just like the show “Wicked”. Oh shit!! Goosebumps again. This whole tale of GC and SL ought to be dubbed “Wicked”. Wow, I am good.
:)
fark-lurker: SL also didn’t wear the diamond earrings on their highly publicized Valentine’s Day date (a date strangely accompanied by her friends and her Vegas boss, how romantic).
She wore a beautiful, high fashion, red dress and black costume jewelry. Including the fact that V-day was another one of those times when it was the first day in entire month since she had seen him, you would think since she went to all the trouble to make sure she wore red on Valentine’s Day she would have worn the diamond earrings her Valentine gave her instead of cheap costume jewelry.
New kids link -Did any of you notice in the interview with his friend the British woman -Mariella Frostrup. She asked him about commitment and started the question with “your dating a lovely actress (SL)..” In his response, he never denied SL being an actress or said “Oh no, she’s not an actress, she’s a …” But he was quick off the bat to laugh off or comment on her saying ‘West Hollywood’.
Here is the link to a project he is set to direct 2008.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diamond_Age
Note- the word ‘Diamond’…it could be nothing but you never know, the next
thing we’ll be hearing is that she’s been cast in it.
I swear, sometimes I think you all make sense, and are nuts at the same time. The one? I don’t know.. like many men his age, he realizes he eventually won’t get all the babes with those lines on his face, and will probably settle for less..guys like him who are ‘players’ are notorious for passing up lots of ‘ones’ until time catches up and they want to start playing house and get the urge to be papas. SL is evil? She’s a conniving user (and what we gather from her ‘friends’ and past career, she always has been), but he’s enabled her, and without his pull we wouldn’t be subjected to her ramblings. For Karma to truly kick in, someone would have to have the balls to say to her, look, we’re talking to/photographing you simply because of who you’re sleeping with, and I don’t know if that’s gonna happen..I truly don’t think she gets it, and believes that she somehow has pulled everything off by herself. It’s odd that Just a thought mentioned that accident last year, because he was on Letterman after and jokingly said something about her ‘calling a lawyer’..another off the cuff smart ass remark that has to have roots in truth..just like the reality star slams and the go into a brothel quotes. I’m sure it all adds up to something, but I sure as hell don’t know what. If any of you have H’wood ties, I’m curious if they all think he’s insane, or what?
Okay, enough with the conspiracy theories. Enough with the “Magician”. Enough with the “One”. They don’t exist. “Cornish game hen” does not have inside knowledge about anything. The only inside knowledge you were privy to was what the inside of a damaged psyche looks like when it has access to a computer keyboard.
And no Sarah Larson is not evil. She hasn’t killed anyone, she doesn’t set puppies on fire, she doesn’t beat up old people. I don’t like her. I don’t respect her. She has made life choices that I find disgusting, choices that I even find abhorrent, but that doesn’t make her an evil person. It makes her unlikeable. It makes her someone worthy of my disrespect and worthy of public condemnation. The actual harm Sarah Larson has caused is to her own public standing and reputation and to Clooney’s (and as far as Clooney is concerned he has certainly equally participated in allowing this harm to happen and in letting it perpetuate). The other harm Larson has caused is in affirming some of the worst stereotypes about women, but again, if Clooney hadn’t put her on a public pedestal that never would have happened. Larson sets a terrible example for young women to follow and Clooney is responsible for celebrating it.
Sarah Larson hasn’t caused the end of the free world as we know it, she’s a working girl who is taking advantage while she can, I don’t blame her. Its not like Clooney is known for his love of commitment.
Clooney is the cheese dick who pulled her off of the go-go pole, washed her up and shoved her down his fans and everyone else’s throat, while white washing he past. He did that, all by himself. No gun to his head, he wanted to do it, he did it. He’s an egotistical bastard who thinks he can do what he wants, how and when, and he doesn’t really give a damn what any of you think, and yes, that includes me.
There is no “one’ shyly hiding waiting for her prince to come, and no, Cornish etc doesn’t have some inside word on Clooney if they did, they’d get some of their scoops right, not a hit and miss thing.
We (George’s fans) cant seem to get it through our heads that he is a hypocritical, lying bastard who is just as bad as any other Hollywood power broker, and I don’t care how many beers he has with the guys, orhow he pretends to be one of them.
Larson is the one who was made the offer and took it, and yes, Clooney’s hand is in the interviews, but really what does anyone expect her to do? Say no, I want to continue selling my time, and maybe myself, I don’t want an opportunity to try something else, something with more fame, and certainly more dignity.
Stop these conspiracy theories, no one has anything on Clooney, no one is making him do anything, he likes them loose, affordable, and willing. This one he had to clean up a bit, and might need for other reasons besides sex, but the point is, he wants her there, and she is there. Don’t hand him an excuse, he doesn’t deserve one. He does exactly what every other rich, powerful man does, uses the press when and how it suits him, then bitches about its intrusion. The only difference is, he lies about it and they don’t.
Cut Larson some slack she hasn’t done anything that anyone else in her shoes wouldn’t have done. Yes, she’s all those things, but what exactly does that make Clooney?
We respected Clooney, enjoyed his movies, listened to his opinion, because many times it mirrored our own on world affords, and generally liked him because he seemed to be one of us, who made it big. Well he isn’t. He’s the rich guy with his nose in the air and the fuck you attitude.
He only wants to hear from us when he produces, directs or stars in a movie, and then he wants our money for the box office. Otherwise, we are little people, tugging on his royal robes, screwing with him while he flies on his private planes, takes leisurely rides on his yacht, or speeds down the road in his Porsche. Sure, Larson is an irritating, fame hungry little twat who needs a reality check, but the reality is, so is Clooney, and we pay to see him.
Mariella Frostrup was not giving coded information about SL acting in “The Diamond Age” [sigh].
If Mariella had access to confidential information about SL, then she wouldn’t have been so wildly off the mark when her question also wrongly stated how long GC and SL had been dating.
Please pay no attention to how Mariella’s questions to GC were printed in the magazine article. It’s highly unlikely that the way her questions were printed up were the way they were actually posed to GC, which is why some of the factual information about SL is wrong.
It is common practice in Q & A formats to edit and re-write the questions after the interview was completed. This is also done in television interviews. They will re-tape the reporter’s questions to make the reporter look better, give the viewer more background information, all kinds of things. This practice is so commonplace that many people have openly complained about it.
If you read over that section about SL and relationships it wreaks of editing, specifically that Mariella re-wrote the questions in a different way after the fact. There is one where GC answers “Exactly” and that response makes no sense as a response to the question she supposedly asked him. Her questions are also worded in this long, overly formal (too much information) sort of way when you consider this is supposed to be a conversation with a good friend. She added all that stuff in to her questions after the interview.
This was printed as part of one of the questions MF (Mariella Frostrup) asked GC:
“MF: You’ve been dating a very lovely girl [actress Sarah Larson] for over a year …”
SL is not an actress and she has NOT been dating Clooney for OVER A YEAR. Given that I saw parts of this interview circulating on the internet in April, it makes the “over a year” claim even more preposterous. If this had been in MF’s original question GC would have corrected her.
The very first reports about SL being an actress appeared in the British press last September. It was first said on British television by an entertainment reporter who was told that by GC’s people at the Venice Film Festival. It was also first printed in UK’s People magazine at the same time for the same reason. Then the whole actress thing was dropped by the UK press, GC’s people changed their story, and everywhere it was printed she was a model, and then it was later changed to cocktail waitress.
In those initial reports when SL was called an actress, it was also grossly exaggerated how long they had been dating. It’s obvious to me that GC has never spoken to Mariella about SL, or she would have known better. She heard those first reports in the British press and didn’t bother to verify it.
Mariella doesn’t know GC anywhere near as well as she pretends. I doubt GC has ever spoken to her about SL which is why her information is wrong. I remember some tabloid reporting he and SL had been dating for a year and this was a few months ago, so Mariella is getting her information on SL from non-credible sources.
There was also some bit in one of MF’s questions about “you’re happy when you’re in a good relationship.” This was ripped off from an interview GC gave to a British reporter in March when he was on the red carpet at the L.A. “Leatherheads” premiere.
Mariella is getting info about GC and relationships from PRESS SOURCES just like we are. She’s not talking to GC about it. The only difference is she’s using press reports that have the best possible spin like Norm Clarke so she can stay in GC’s good books. GC famously hates being asked questions about his romantic life. MF’s actual questions to GC on this subject were likely very vague and then she added stuff into her questions after the interview that she got from the press reports.
@damn Shadow – come on tell us what you really think! Don’t hold back!!! Okay, Okay, Okay… Nobody really thinks she evil!
Let’s take a quick poll – Sarah is:
a. An EVIL caster of spells – a (ahem) “magician” of sorts who has hoodwinked George with her oily potions (anybody got a spare toad – she actually eats those – doesn’t use them in the potions…)
b. Gold-digger with an “it’s all about me attitude”
c. Julie Robert’s character wannabee – the escort with a heart of gold that gets the rich guy to run up the fire escape and save her “Help me, Help me!”
d. A sweet gal who turned to “waitressing” in Vegas to help support a sick family member and was lured into the seedier side of the business with big bucks from high rollers and wow isn’t it great that she got to meet the big star who took her all away from it and is going to help her become a big time model even though she’s too fucking old for it but that’s okay because George can make anyone a star – hell look what he did for Krista! (that should have had hyphens all thru it but I was too lazy to put them in so just use your imagination and I dare you to say it all in one breath…)
e. Who the fuck cares?
Oh, and Sarah starring in a six part mini series – well fuck me! She can’t put two sentences together now how the hell would she be able to make it thru a six part mini series!!!??? Diamond girl my ass!
Despite her “pre-med” degree I doubt she’s spent much time in the last few years reading up on nanotechnology! It’s not like that magazine she was licking was Popular Science! Oh stop me. I’ve got to stop – I’m laughing way too much and my sides are starting to hurt!
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