From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
@Spirit
If we say it’s love, do you think they’ll go away and stop trying to whitewash her? :)
Hold on he took his current girlfriend out with his jump off and ex-girlfriend!!!
Sheesh Lainey’s right she does whatever he says and don’t complain. They’ll be married this June I’ll tell you.
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_celebrates_47th_birthday_in_New_York_with_Sarah_Larson.aspx
@julie wrote:
“…everyone is saying they are ‘done’. what they mean (and count me in) is that they are disgusted with celebrity-dom and the degradation of values. Of course there are good people in entertainment…”
I have to agree. “Done” to me means I no longer will I support his work. I will just not go to his flicks, I won’t buy his DVDs and lately, I’m not even watching the entertainment shows because I don’t want to deal with that in addition to being bombarded with ads too!
I no longer buy any checkout stand magazines. I saw the People issue but didn’t even bother to pick it up. I sometimes look at the links but it’s becoming less and less now. Lainey still makes me laugh so I’ll probably still look at what she writes.
But it’s really a losing battle in some respects. Because if you think about it – in reality – we ALL support people whose life values we would find disgusting and abhorrent in someone we had to interact with on a day-to-day basis.
And we all support pornography – yes, every single day – really we do. Don’t think so? Think about it — every cable and satellite television provider has stations that beam pornography into our homes – we may not “decode” it by paying for the premium service – but we accept their services despite the fact that they make millions of dollars (and probably more) from the pornography portions of their offerings. Big names in the industry are part of that – Time Warner – AOL – etc. And you can bet that your monthly subscription dollars are used to supply not only the hardware and software but also the support that allow them to be able to offer pornographic stations.
And every time we avail ourselves of any type of Hollywood generated entertainment we can be sure that many who produced, worked on or in some way touched that entertainment vehicle, have low moral values. If they had higher values they wouldn’t be able to work in the industry.
Some may have started out as purists – i.e. in it because they were there for the “craft” but in the end, the pursuit of wealth and the assumed expectation of entitlement that comes with that wealth have permeated that industry.
We don’t help it with the idolization of people we don’t really know but that’s the way it’s been going for quite a long time. Nothing new.
As I mentioned before what galls the most is that my perception of George was one who was above that. That he was successful due to hard work, intelligence and tenacity. Yes of course, his looks didn’t hurt him, but there are a lot of good-looking stupid people in Hollywood. George seemed to be one who had the looks but also had brains to back it up. I also respected his loyalty – but have now found that seems to be a two-edged sword because he also defends the indefensible. His continued relationship with Sarah is an example of that. Perhaps he thinks he deserves what he gets with Sarah. Too bad he has such a low sense of self worth.
In addition (as we know now it was mainly PR generated) George’s persona was that of an everyman – that despite his success he was accessible – although still with his personal safety in mind – to his fans. He’s been charming and witty during encounters with his fans.
Again, what we perceived to be a genuine person was in fact just someone who was hiding this very sleazy side of his persona by over compensating with his fans.
Now, being confident that he could retire comfortably tomorrow (and therefore not need the income from his fan’s ticket purchases) he may feel that he can basically bring his other side into view and his attitude is “if you don’t like it tough shit.”
What a wonderful legacy to leave us with – don’t you think? Those who have supported his work and admired who we thought to be a person with high standards and high moral values are left to wonder how we could have been so well duped. When I think of his press conference and outrage after Princess Diana was killed I wonder whether he was truly outraged and saddened or just pissed that the media had so overstepped themselves in his mind.
Every action from his past now becomes suspect. How much was truly George and how much was just PR generated bullshit?
Outrage and anger from his fans are emotions then that should be expected.
But it will all die down soon. It’s already started. Some have left this board and moved on to other interests. Some have already stated they would no longer support his work.
It’s as if we are all going thru some of the stages of grief – denial, anger, depression and finally acceptance (or in my case resignation). I don’t think “acceptance” will ever be part of my process. It’s been so very disappointing to find that I have so misjudged this person and his character.
So that’s what I mean by done.
I’ve continued to read the comments that have been posted and I suspect will comment some more – but I know it will be less and less because I don’t want to give this any more energy or attention than it deserves – which truly should be none.
@ julie, definitely got some work done..face-filler around the mouth,
nose – slimmer , new teeth.. a proper little “Eliza Doolitle – By George, I think she’s got it.” All together now..The RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY IN THE PL..
@ just wanna .. you may be right he could be on Dorothy’s team and terrified of being outed. Julia R’s first question to him during an interview over one year ago was ” how come we never see you with any girlfriends” (a subtle dig or taking the piss) and low and behold since then we’ve seen him with a multitude of women and now we’ve been presented with Eliza in all her glory from a life of selling her wares in a club in Vegas to a society princess. What a great story ..seems like we’ve all seen this movie before? @ shelly-by accepting lainey’s story, he’s praying we’ll all go away. I’m still not buying it.
so, i’m scrolling through newyorksocialdiary.com and who do i see but SL, at the fashion institute of technology’s awards luncheon for armani. shiteating grin, and she looks terrible. pretty sure that is an armani jacket. my impression is that she is not yet a woman. the relationship makes gc look like a dirty old man. odd that patrick at social diary didn’t include the mavrix photos. tried to post link but it was ‘discarded’. if you go to the site the FIT photos should be easy to find. they follow the big photo of a very green central park. scroll down.
Jesus justwanna….why don’t you just write a fucking novel while you are at. And quit changing your name all the time. You really like to see your opinions in print, don’t you? Get a life already! You live on every forum that GC is attached to!
Sarah, not being the brightest bulb in the lighting store, actually thought at times that he liked her and whined and cried until he gave in and took a little pity on her situation. He felt responsible and tried to get rid of her but it didn’t work. He has mutually used her to keep whispers low about his personal life while trying to have some “regular” company at his side to sidestep rumors of previous lovers (ie: Sarah talley). The ONE came into his presence in the not so distant past but didn’t come full circle and therefore he decided to bring Sarah out once again. (You’ll remember sarah remarking that she’s aware that women throw themselves at him and she must therefore work out. What she didn’t say is that he is very busy on the prowl to replace her and she knows it.) Wasn’t entirely planned until a week before. Sarah’s under the delusional thinking that he must want her. Not so. His friends hate her although a handful of acquaintances take pity on her and try to be “nice” to her (at least to her face). Barkin, no stranger to riding on financial coattails, was one such, but played off as if she was genuinely concerned for sarah while driving a knife through george’s back at the same time. Welcome to Hollyweird. Don’t expect him to let go until YOU all let go. This isn’t such a balanced act and the Magician is well aware of this. Something that we all are contributing to by writing about her. That’s what SL wants. Her searches via the world wide web went from roughly 550,000 Sunday night to nearly 8.6 million Monday night, and that is not by chance, nor is it by searches of you and me. She hired a company to enhance her searches to rid the boards of the Mavrix photos, etc., but it did not work. She whined once again that it was his fault and he refused the full acknowledgment she was seeking, hence the whimsical “she’s just along for the ride” attitude at MET. It is her thinking that has jaded his original intentions. He’s slowly warming to the notion that she is out for blood or anything else she can squeeze from him. Her subtle threats leave him feeling obligated.
The best any of us can do to bring it to an immediate, if not overnight, cessation is to quit searching his and her names entirely. Especially his. don’t watch his interview, buy his magazines, the tabloids, and for pete’s sake, don’t visit the gossip sites especially regarding him. Don’t blog your comments. Do as a poster here said and read a book. Pay this matter no more mind, in fact, change directions. Wish them the happiest marriage and life together and don’t for a minute think of it twice. Let it all go. Completely, even though this shit is addictive.
It hasn’t quite hit home yet just how disastrous his reputation has become since “introducing” her, but after Monday, he is beside himself just how unpopular he has become. Expect a strong and swift change of direction. It’s coming.
And her? She’d be LUCKY, absolutely lucky, if anyone decided to release a video of her candidly on the job. By now, no one is going to bat an eye. Not even Extra, who granted her the interview exclusive, made her mention after Monday. The only mentioned “George and Julia”. He knows her job and the behavior she’s come to want to be seen as will never get better, only worse – no matter whose gown she’s wearing.
Julia told Armani everything and he laughed almost as hard as she did. He looked at her as “one of those”. Sarah thought he was “admiring” her. As I said, not the brightest bulb.
Grant, by the way, is married and his relationship isn’t moving for anything. Sarah is not in his favor by any means.
Do as everyone’s been saying: Let them both go and don’t post or speak of them again. The less attention you give it, the faster it will all heal over. The faster it heals the sooner he’ll recover to be receptive to something real and lasting. Right now, he’s about as low as he’s ever been in his life, and sinking by the day.
Apparently, he left his hotel in NY on Wednesday – without Sarah.
If it’s true, this “love story” is more and more ridiculous, pathetic and pitiful.
More I look at them, more I see a buffoon and a tramp !
GC looks like a foolish old man now, bec he’s dating someone young enough to be his daughter. He intro’s her to celebs (from the reports coming out of the Met evening) in lieu of candy, to curry her favors. Dirty old man. It’s disgusting. He would look far better dating someone closer to his own age, someone who has not been seen in raunchy photos on the net. He would get a lot more respect. But I guess that is not his preference. What GC wants, my guess is, he generally gets. At any rate, after seeing that last silly photo of SL at the Armani FIT awards luncheon, I am done. As NK and Anon2 said, this is no longer interesting. Rather, it’s pathetic. Thanks to everyone for the laughs. And for forgiving all my typos (not to mention the rants)! Ciao — J.
Cornish
“Wish them the happiest marriage and life together and don’t for a minute think of it twice. ”
Cornish, Cornish, Cornish
It sounds like you have changed your tune. Have you given up on “the ONE”?
I also noticed the word LUCKY was in caps. Is this your way of letting us know she is going to be in or on the cover of Lucky magazine? Is this where her “modeling career” is going?
George, some day, when we’re sitting around Cabo knocking back a few and sharing a joint, maybe you can explain this shit. Then we can watch Blue Angel.
Wow Cornish, you came back. As to your recommendation – agreed. No more GC searches and no more imdb.
@spartacus
I have only commented on this forum as JustWanna… and only frequent one other forum because I’ve made friends there. I use one other name there.
There is someone else using Just Wanna and perhaps other names trying to make people think I’m on those other forums when I’m not.
But thanks for your comments – perhaps the other person(s) who is/are using this moniker will take your comments to heart.
And ask yourself this – why are you so angry at me for what I wrote here? You are free to skim or not read at all. Seems I may have touched a nerve or you are either in the porn or entertainment industries.
Feel free to share your hate here and elsewhere – it doesn’t affect me since your opinion is of no importance to me. I’m just commenting as others have. Take a chill pill man – you’re the one that seems to need some time off from all the other forums you seem to be frequenting that you think I’m on all of them.
LOL
No!!!
I am not giving up, the longer we keep going, the sillier George Clooney and Sarah Larson look!!!
He flew in a private plane and could not pick up his girlfriend he hadn’t seen in over a month? She came seperately, she didn’t work. We know when she works its posted all over the Internet. What was the excuse for that?
The People thing was extremely sad… other newbies are listed for their work, she had none to list. Her photo was bigger than her boyfriend and that is even sadder. They made her look earthy and serene. The photo is quite attractive, but girl has some big feet and we know they touched it up extensively.
Please walking around and introducing her to other celebrities is no big deal. George Clooney knows every gossip columnist was there with their eyes specifically on them. Any false move, any sign of trouble and it would have been all over the entertainment news. I am not impressed.
I saw those pictures of her and Armani the other day, no big deal either. He probably didn’t remember who she was, it seems like he was taking pictures with everybody who wanted to be photograph. There are also photos of her and some other actresses. The other actresses were not amused, but how do you say no to posing with someone without being rude?
Darn, are we giving up on the conclusion of Coochie Gate!!!
CGH, sweetheart, your girl isn’t the ONE. If he was into her, there’d be no Larson. We’d be seeing him and your girl together. Sorry, but it is the truth. If he was that moved by her, they’d be together.
Also George Clooney is seeing the errors of his way. I’ll say he’ll keep seeing her, but there’ll be little to no camera time for her. Trust me, Stan made sure that girlfriend was not the focus of this event. She stole no one’s thunder this time out.
I believe all of these public appearances was to help her launch her career, now that it is damaging his career, everything will come to a halt. I don’t know too many people lined up to hire her. Remember the premiere for Leather heads, George had to tell her to say what she was wearing. A smart girl would have did a little modeling of Armani’s Flapper style dress, but not her, she just stood their and smile. Sheesh.
They will continue to date, but again little no press for her through him. And by the way that is the TACKIEST way to get publicity for yourself, but look at what we are dealing with. That is another reason why people don’t like her and it’s just not sinking in. This is America, work hard for yours !!!
:( Goodbye to those who left!
@spartacus aka F.M.
Oh, I did forget to mention the forum I’m on is a “by invitation only” forum with a limited number of members so I’m pretty sure that you are not one of them so I’m pretty sure you are not being subjected to my opinions there too! :-)
If you’re reading similar comments elsewhere from either the person who wants to be my clone and uses JustWanna on other boards (as I mentioned I found at Just Jared a day or two ago and would have probably never known had someone not posted a link to it) or persons with different names then perhaps it’s just as simple as what it seems – different people with the same type of opinions and comments about this subject. And if all those different people are making the same type of comments then perhaps there is more validity to what I’ve written than you want to read or hear.
So again, feel free to comment or not; get angry or not; laugh or not. No one is pressing your face up to your computer screen and making you read what I write. (At least we sure hope so!)
BTW — There are three small devices on your computer that work really well and I believe will help you to appease your frustration, anger or whatever…
One is the scroll button on your mouse – the other is the click button and the third is the off button. Feel free to use any or all of those if what I write bothers you so much.
But I think I may well take you up on your suggestion but it won’t be a novel – it might be an op ed piece, though. Maybe the New Yorker will print it as a rebuttal piece to the garbage they printed in his last interview. I’ll think about it. Thanks!
Sarah Larson Roots For Her Homegirls
Sarah Larson claims she became hooked on VH1’s Rock of Love last year after recognizing some of her escort friends on the show. Alright, she didn’t really say that.
She said it was because she was a couch potato after being in a motorcycle accident last year, but you and I both know that’s not the real reason.
“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah says in June’s Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”
She also said she wouldn’t have thought of sucking George Clooney’s member if he’d been a pauper, but since he was rolling in dough she decided it was worth her time.
“If George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him,” she admits. “It would have been like, ‘That’s nice.’
“I don’t know,” she adds. “He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”
And by ate a scorpion she means she sucked down a black customer’s ginormous c()ck from back in her escort days. That’s pretty much like eating a scorpion.
Scorpions kill you ’cause they’re poisonous, and 2′ d*cks kill you because they rip through your insides and out your skull. Trust me, I know all about it.
Here’s Clooney and his call-girl after attending the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” gala in NYC earlier this week.
http://www.flisted.com/
Sorry buddy, THE Blue Angel.
Oh “Spartacus”, get thee back to Cisalpine Gaul, and leave JustWanna alone.
Age. Fac ut gaudeam!
Gee, you mean all you “I’m through with this” people aren’t even interested in her Harper’s Bizarre interview? Yeah..she’s riding the gravy train all the way, and if you think his friends or handlers are gonna call her a golddigging skank, you’re so wrong..that phoney phone threat nonsense made sure no one with his number would ever utter a word against her..get it? They won’t read or hear what fans are saying because they’re too busy googling their own names, and when they realize what a nothing she is in person, they’ll keep their mouths shut. In other words, this is a successful pr campaign…none of us believe it, but the self absorbed circle of GC and the media are eating it with a spoon. It’s like watching someone swallowing poison, but they think it’s candy because their pals tell them so. Gulp.
This guy will never change: If SL knows what’s good for her, she’s not going to get that into him, because he is NOT a long-term option.
“Another story that tends to corroborate this is that Clooney was seen flirting with another woman on March 5 at a bar at a hotel. In Touch reported:
George “was really friendly with everyone, but one brunette was just his type and he focused his attention on her,” says an eyewitness. “The girl was obviously into him, too.” [He] couldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy woman all night, according to the witness.”
http://www.laweekly.com/news/deadline-hollywood/too-fast-and-too-furious/14151/
I found this link while reading about the current SAG negotiations. The writer has it on her blog’s featured links. It’s commentary she wrote in LA Weekly about Mel Gibson’s vilification by Hollywood after his anti-Semitic rant when he got arrested. No, George and Sarah are not mentioned at all — how could they be this is from 2006 – but some of her comments about the people who inhabit Hollywood speak to my points about those who work in the industry including George!
And take note the writer is Jewish.
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Here are some excerpts:
“Hop on the bandwagon, Hollywood. The queue to put your name to your demonstrations of heartfelt sanctimoniousness forms here. You may even get a prominent Los Angeles Times columnist to declare you his hero. Oh, there’s just one thing before you sign up to speak out: Just make sure you’re not a fucking hypocrite. Don’t malign Mel if you, too, have had a booze or drug (or double) addiction and were ever sorry for things you said under the influence. Don’t give Gibson grief if you or your company were trying to sign him as a client or do business with his company even after you declared his The Passion of the Christ symptomatic of anti-Semitic spirit, and then thought better of it when the pic made gobs of global money and it became clear you needed his genius to tap into that lucrative spirituality market heretofore ignored by Hollywood.”
“…And why are Gibson’s anti-Semitic drunken statements more horrific than all the other host of sins that Hollywood denizens commit on an almost daily basis?
Sex and drug scandals, misogyny toward women, intolerance toward gays, prejudice against racial and ethnic groups other than Jews, celebration of violence, abuse of underlings, and on and on: All are part and parcel of the business of entertainment, where pricks get ahead precisely because of their abominable behavior. This is a town that has no notion of personal responsibility, much less corporate responsibility.”
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George…
…Heartfelt sanctimoniousness? Check
…Sex? Check
…Drugs? Check
…Anti-Semitic comment? Check – (yes, he got reamed for a comment on Jay Leno).
…Misogyny toward women – Oh, hell yes! Check! Check!
But I guess my rants have no basis even though similar points are made by fucking columnists who work IN Hollywood – so to all the late comers who tell me or anyone else here who posts to “get a life” expect to get this very specific response:
TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THEN YOU AND THE CHARIOT YOU RODE IN ON CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE IF YOU’RE COMMENTING ON THIS BOARD TOO THEN YOU CAN’T TELL ANYONE ELSE “TO GET A LIFE!”
@ fark-lurker wrote:
“Oh “Spartacus”, get thee back to Cisalpine Gaul, and leave JustWanna alone.
Age. Fac ut gaudeam!”
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Oh my GAWD – I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants!!
Gezus I needed that laugh – thanks!
Der Blaue Engel en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_blaue_Engel
Holy Shit Batman! It’s your life story – filmed 33 years before you were born!
Hell, glad I didn’t totally check out yet – this is getting good!
just wanna — someone got to you. everyone else enjoys your comments, and has for some time (from what I can tell looking to earlier posts), so i would not give that dufus any more of your time with explanations.
i did not know larson has big feet. in many of her photos, her face looks boring. i doubt her boyfriend(?) spends much time looking at her face though. he actually flew in to NY without her, (and flew out without her as well, from what I am reading)? what an ass. she should be getting paid a lot for her appearances if that is the best he can do for her.
Clooney Slams Hollywood Wannabe Hilton.
George Clooney has hit out at wannabe actress Paris Hilton claiming movie fans shouldn’t mistake her success for talent.
Wow. And at the time, his call-girl girlfriend is doing Harper’s Bazaar and he’s still trying to whitewash her past. What a joke.lol.
I say it : A Buffoon and a Tramp !!!!!!!!!!!
Well Katie, someone had posted a story very similar to yours sometime back. It is actually almost word for word. As I stated that last time it was printed, that would explain a lot. He went off the deep end and is drowning. Is dating skanks the answer? No, he’s only hurting himself. Maybe he wants to lose his career so she can take him back. He won’t have the papparazzi following him and he can be normal. Cornish Game Hen could be someone who works for someone who works for someone who knows someone. It seems as though she’s alluding to your friend, if George destroys his career, he can be free to date this woman. Maybe that is why all of this nonsense is going on. He doesn’t care, so no matter what we say or do, he’s going to go through with this relentlessly. So tere’s really no reason to be here.
If that is true that would be one hell of an ending to this mess, but will she take him back, if she’s moved on?
Also she must live in NYC, all other East Coast cities are papparazzi free. I don’t see the paps being a problem if she lives out of NYC, it could be just an excuse to let him down easily and he knows it. If she left Hollyweird for normalcy, he only stayed and strayed far from normalcy, so the paps couldn’t be a real excuse for her ending a relationsip with him, it has to be deeper reason. I guess being his friend she needed to let him down easily.
I swear this is my last entry for today!!!
I love the line the first girlfriend George Clooney publicly acknowledges, as if Talia, Celina and Kimberly were never acknowledge. I haven’t read anywhere were he said that was his girlfriend, even in the Most Beautiful, he is listed as only dating!! :)
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20198905,00.html
@ifbigfeetthenbigwhat
First you win the prize for most interesting screen name. Congrats!
Second – as to someone getting to me – I was just tired and fed up with people who come on here – usually with their first post (or new post with a new screen name) and just rip into those posting here. Basically shows they have no imagination and very little intelligence because if they did they would be able to come up with something less lame than get a life.
So yes, it does piss me off that someone will comment about those here having no lives when they themselves have posted here also. The irony of that statement completely escapes them.
This person in particular was irritating because he/she rants about all the other forums I was supposedly on but doesn’t have a clue that if he/she is reading all those other forums then they must be the ones with no lives. It’s amazing how completely OBTUSE people can be.
I’ve also been very peeved that someone is using my screen name on at least one other forum (and possibly more). But I shouldn’t be surprised, most of my comments deal with the lack of integrity we see in Hollywood and those who inhabit it, so I guess it shouldn’t be surprising that it’s also found in the internet world.
See, I couldn’t see myself on something like Second Life. To have that much of a fantasy world makes no sense to me. (I’m sure Spartacus will probably go out now and join using my name LOL!) I do enjoy life – I have great friends who I converse with almost daily that I knew in college. (Distance makes it difficult for us to see each other but that doesn’t stop us from continuing our relationship via phone or internet). I won’t mention how long ago I was in college – but it’s been a LONG time! I enjoy my work and have many co-workers who are also friends.
Sure, life deals everyone sad blows and difficult times, but I’ve been able to work thru them and continue to live my life the best I can with as much integrity as I can.
Yes I’m opinionated when it comes to women being used and abused. I’m also opinionated when women behave in a manner that makes it more difficult for other women to be taken seriously and who believe that fucking their way to the top is the best way to make it. Women like that – Sarah included, are pathetic but they also perpetuate stereotypes of women so I freely admit I have no patience and no respect for women like that.
George gets my ire because I KNOW he could do better and he came from a background that gave him a very clear understanding of what his moral values should be. That he chooses to ignore that not only brings him down in my eyes but also in some respects is a slap in the face to his parents. These are people who raised him with specific values and expectations – and although he has kept some of them he has seriously maligned some of the most important of them.
That he doesn’t realize this (or perhaps does so and consciously ignores how he was brought up) reflects on his upbringing and therefore his parents.
I don’t believe they deserve that.
I also don’t believe that the women he has dated (those who are not strippers or whores) deserve the innuendo and questioning of their character due to guilt by association.
But I got over Spartacus’ (Stan’s) comments right after I had that belly laugh from fark-lurker’s post. I described it (and “The Blue Angel” comment) to several co-workers today and they all felt the same way I did – that they were not only very funny but exceedingly clever to have such appropriate comebacks.
And when I told them what the Latin translated to they all laughed as much as I did. So this board not only provides me with some entertainment and an outlet for my frustration watching George make such an arse of himself – but some of the comments are so funny that they get discussed over coffee or lunch with lots of laughs thrown in. So for those I’ll say thanks.
Like newkid and others who are leaving I am less interested in what George does or says, but unfortunately for him that includes his work too. I wonder how many others are feeling that way also.
If he decides to get back on his soapbox with his holier than thou attitude I’m sure I won’t be able to stop myself from commenting though!
I don’t believe she has spread in Harper’s! The slaps in the face just keep on coming, huh? Harper’s has always been my icon for years and years since I first discovered there were more to shoes than sneakers. I’m crushed and demoralized. Not that I thought models were saints, but to be in Harper’s you had to really have something, be something, you had paid your dues, you had ‘arrived’, you were the creme de la creme. I think my head is going to explode. And to think all these years I thought I just had to work hard, use my head and apply myself. Maybe I just didn’t hear Mom correctly and what she really said was that I had to fuck hard, give head and apply makeup?
Too strange..Clooney ruining his career on purpose? His people have worked overtime just to keep it on keel..to cover up the fact that he befriends competent women, but only sleeps with the slutty variety..truly, he doesn’t want any bedroom conversations..maybe just the question ‘how high can you jump for this armani gown???’
“Maybe he wants to lose his career so she can take him back. He won’t have the papparazzi following him and he can be normal. Cornish Game Hen could be someone who works for someone who works for someone who knows someone. It seems as though she’s alluding to your friend, if George destroys his career, he can be free to date this woman. Maybe that is why all of this nonsense is going on. He doesn’t care, so no matter what we say or do, he’s going to go through with this relentlessly. So tere’s really no reason to be here.”
West coaster. He is drawing some things to a close that will facilitate a beginning. not so much intended as it is a giving in. It is as CGH (roughly) said about being a setting of stage. and not any woman anyone has guessed. shine on you crazy diamond!!!!
;)
As I waited for this page to load (yes it does take a bit as you all must know) I hit a spot posted from the Oscars. It was describing Sarah’s dress and it noted that her hair and makeup was done by a Las Vegas makeup artist.
The comment from the makeup gal cracked me up:
Her hair was styled by Las Vegas stylist and makeup artist Melissa Conner, who said she went with “classic Hollywood glamour, a modern version of Veronica Lake or Rita Hayworth.”
The floral dress “made such a statement,” said Conner, “that we definitely wanted to go with a clean, fresh look.”
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Okay here’s what’s funny about that to me – the “wanted to go with a clean fresh look” in relation to Sarah is ironic. If truer words were ever said those had to be it.
And it got me thinking about all this money and effort that is being put to “freshen” Sarah herself. As commented by others this PR blitz is being well-funded all in an effort to give us an overwhelming array of photos of Sarah in glamour type shots and situations.
To what purpose? So that there will be more to focus on instead of her crotch shots?
Some have commented that it’s an attempt to buy her off. That these photo shoots are about giving her something so that she won’t spill the beans on George.
As much as George is a sleaze is there anything else he could be accused of that would be worse? Let’s say if there were – wouldn’t it be easier to just buy her off? I mean – give her money and let her get her own publicity machine to “make her over.”
Maybe it’s really George trying to clean up her image so that his fans won’t give him such a hard time for screwing her.
If there’s anyone who knows how much an image can suffer by bad choices it’s Tom Cruise. Now he’s groveling to Oprah and taking lunch with Redstone in an effort to win back his fans and get his career on track.
Maybe that’s what George is really afraid of.
But then I ask myself why the effort? These guys have made enough money in their lifetimes to retire and live comfortably for the rest of their lives.
So it’s got to be something else. And that got to be IMO has to be all about EGO. Their narcissistic egos can’t handle being on top and then not. I think they fear that more than anything!
So all this effort on Sarah seems to me just to be all about George.
Perhaps Julie Roberts’ and Hugh Grant’s exchange about photos in the film “Notting Hill” describes it best:
(He’s just been photographed at his door with only a t-shirt and underwear after Julia’s character spent the night with him. She is then photographed right after when she opens the door not realizing there were hundreds of paps outside)
WILLIAM
I mean — today’s newspapers will be
lining tomorrow’s waste paper bins.
ANNA
Excuse me?
WILLIAM
Well, you know — it’s just one day.
Today’s papers will all have been
thrown away tomorrow.
ANNA
You really don’t get it. This story
gets filed. Every time anyone writes
anything about me — they’ll dig up
these photos. Newspapers last forever.
I’ll regret this forever.
Newspapers last forever and the internet is even worse. It’s floating out there for anyone to pull and post!
Perhaps George is trying to give the editors other pics to choose from with Sarah? But is he trying to clean up her image for her or for him?
And all this Sarah stuff also reminds me of a very old film called “The Carpetbaggers.”
In it, the rich guy takes over a movie studio and then spends tons of cash building up a gal he’s dating – hair, makeup, movie parts etc. to get her to a level where she’ll be good enough to marry him.
They have this scene where she comes in to tell him her dirty secret and why she can’t marry him because someone is blackmailing her threatening that they’ll let him know all about her. But he already did – seems he’d had her checked out and knew that not only did she have a seedy past – she wasn’t able to have kids. The perfect girl for him.
He says:
“I wanted to make you important enough to marry Jonas Cord.” “And when you do no one will dare raise his voice against you or I’ll step on them like an ant.”
Perhaps George has seen this flick too?
What George fails to realize – so have we.
Checking in folks – I’ve been keeping an eye.
The above IS NOT ME.
I’ve been keeping quiet because of lack of interest in the subject, but I take my screen name personally –
Okay – so now the loons are arriving – we’re officially in the loop, we’ve got stalkers and Just and I seem to be so popular we’ve got imitators. Only accept the originals please :)
‘As much as George is a sleaze is there anything else he could be accused of that would be worse? ‘
I don’t think she has anything on him. What she does know about and can spill about, however, is the fact that this is a pr stunt. In other words, the very pr stunt that she’s a willing part of, is the very thing that she can use as a weapon against him. That, and the so-called accident and ‘injuries’.
..loll….you should start to get a life for real man….you gang are done… only have you eyes to cry…loll…why her….wwwwhhhhyyyyyyyy….
I’m so so happy for you Sarah…let’s rock and stay yourself.
Charlie.
In love with the sunshine.
I read somewhere recently that in some circles in Hollywood, GC has become to be known as “The Emperor of Hollywood,” …. an implied criticism? I wonder which emperor he is most alike? Evidently, those who bestowed this title upon him have cause for doing so.
Charlie, sweetie, nobody’s crying ‘why her’ here. Look, your friend is skanky as hell trying to start a name for herself in less than a year off of somebody’s money and fame (who worked for like 20 damn years to get it). And you’re happy for her and want her to stay that way? LOL. Okay.
But guess what, Sarah, if you’re reading this, just remember that no matter where you go or what you do, you’ll always be that scorpion eater with dirty knees who bent over and licked a magazine in the sand for fame. Furthermore Charlie, the people here know that there’s no sunshine coming outta that butt crack even if you love her.
Put me on the done list. Bye!
Ah Charlie,
You’re back Was wondering when you’d chime in! Same old comments though. Nothing new? Figures.
Okay, I’ll be the first to give you some satisfaction.
Boo hoo, boo hoo I’m crying. Boo, hoo! (Anyone out there have a tissue? Uh, unused thanks!)
Okay I’m done. Brahahahahahahaha!
Gezus Charlie – no one is crying over George most of us are just pissed at him and his PR machine for trying to get our money to pay for his films and sleazy lifestyle by perpetuating this lie they call a relationship.
Fuck – marry her if that’s what he wants. He’ll probably even be able to eek our some sort of career. What that will be is anyone’s guess, but hell, others have survived worse I guess.
But for George he’ll lose something more important to him – the respect he still gets from many of his fans who are not as aware of how much this sleaze has permeated his relationships in the past and now again with Sarah.
And he’ll definitely lose a lot of the fans who see him as a “fantasy man.” And for what? A gal that is in many ways still wet behind the ears and needs a lot of “work” to make her acceptable to the general public.
And what if she decides, like so many before her, that she does want kids. Well, I don’t think George can have any – he’s been with too many women NOT to have had any issue with this so I still suspect he’s been snipped.
So what – they adopt? Okay, it works for others why not them? Well, here’s the biggest problem with that. George would have to grow up – big time – before he could be fit to be a father. And he’s stated repeatedly for many years that fatherhood is not for him. So where does that leave the Sarah’s of the world?
Getting paid off after a couple of years on the gravy train – that’s where.
So all this attention to detail could be his prepping her to be acceptable to marry or it could be something more interesting – his getting her into a position that he doesn’t look like a total jerk when he drops her because she’ll have a “career” out of it and will be better off for having been with him. At least that could be the plan.
Either way – my biggest issue STILL is have some integrity and quit with the bullshit and just be honest for once.
If she’s the ONE for him then dammit – open your mouth say so and get on with it. But his LACK of comment about anything related to the uproar his dating her has caused speaks volumes.
True love? I doubt it.
Lies and whitewashing – that’s pretty much it.
But hey, Charlie, come back anytime and give us your opinion. It’s always so entertaining.
Hey Charlie, thanks for dropping by and blowing your sunshine up our bums.
Charlie’s like a blister–he doesn’t show up till the work’s all done.
The problem with the ‘dress her up before I dump her’ theory is that the PR all makes her cinderella…and if he dumps her, he’s no longer a prince of a guy (the personna he worked on for years). He broke the heart of a poor little waitress. Love the Carpetbaggers analogy.
who wants to volunteer to dig up the email of the genius Harper editor who decided that SL is great feature material? i suggest you send said editor all the photos and videos that those on this board are privy to. of course they will STILL run their story about SL (way too late to kill that story anyway), but at least they will do so knowing others know better. any volunteers? seriously, go for it. these magazines only get away with this crap because no one challenges them. if people said ‘no way’, this is garbage, and i won’t buy your magazine because of it, then poof, the sl story, and those just like it, would all but disappear.
@ Enlargedheart, your wish is my command. From a poster on imdb:
To posters and lurkers here’s your chance to speak directly to the publication. This is main stream media shoving it down our throats.
Copied directly from HB’s website – customer service page
Q. How do I contact the Editor?
A. We love hearing from you! If you have comments about our features and editorial content, please write to the editors at:
Harper’s BAZAAR
Editorial Offices
300 West 57th St.
25th Fl.
New York, NY 10019.
Or email us at [email protected].
For what it’s worth, I think writing to Harper’s is a really great idea.
The Extra web site is STILL getting responses and they are overwhelmingly negative. I mean that situation is out of control over there. It’s been a long time since the interview aired and people are still writing in about how pissed off they are.
Right now, any person who watches the video of SL’s interview or every time SL does something publicly and someone is curious about her because of it, when they see the “Life of Larson” in the story “Most Commented On” section they are going to get the full and real story behind this girl, as well as how much the public dislikes her, and how many fans are refusing to see GC’s films because of it. Bad news.
What this means is the Extra interview failed. It not only failed but it damaged SL’s image even more because more people were introduced to the worst aspects of her press.
The motivation behind publications like Harper’s or GC’s PR team is never morals or ethics. It’s the bottom line. If they are made aware that their bottom line is suffering that is the ONLY way they are going to change what they are doing. That’s why I think write-in campaigns are very useful.
hey newkid
thought I didn’t notice you were yanking my chain – did ya!! LOL
gotta go – you know – “get a life!” :-)
@mmmhmmclose
George went on Letterman, maybe Leno once and said, he would date an exotic woman just to throw the scent of the real woman he was dating. I can believe that Larson is throwing people of his trail, but the stories of him dating women in Europe and America ( all while dating Larson) kind of makes me doubt there’s someone special right now.
It seems highly unlikely that he would end his career for someone he just met and embarass the hell out of himself. So the old flame becoming available is more believable story. Well that is one good love story if it true and God Bless, him and her.
Can we at least get initials, we are tired of guessing. Is she the reason why there’s a rumor of a wedding going on in Lake Como? The waiter in Italy didn’t come up with a wedding out of the blue! The ONE would be someone he’s going to marry.
@justathought
I couldn’t help but think about the story the Emporer’s New Clothes. Maybe that is why they are calling him the Emporer, he’s exposed. :)
I actually know someone on this site and was e-mailed that I had someone using my login name on other sites, I checked into here to see if it were true.
Seems to be the usual suspects and a few new folks, some of whom are as odd as us and some maybe not so much.
If I were still posting, I’d have put up the link where SL tan line wasn’t brushed out (from the met) so you see one shoulder and a bra tan line, the article where GC was with the Beckhams and stopped in Utah with them to watch Beckham play a game, the bitchy response Roseanne had to GC and his “Roseanne tried to pick me up” line and of course, the 100’s upon 100’s of SL is a whore/skank etc on the Bazaar cover.
I’d add writing People to that list.
Off again until/unless I get another email of a doppleganger.
You should read french comment for understanding that only you people take the right to call her names and judging her on this dramatic and nasty way.
Justwanapokeetc..: big honor for me that you take so much word to justify yourself…I wrote three words and you answer to me with a ‘roman’.
emerald : you should put so much energy for reasons which are worth trouble as Global warming…Darfour…loll…
And yess! .. I’m in love with the sunshine… the real one.. gang de crétins.
You stink of nastiness.
Your only purpose is trying to ruin and destroy her life and her reputation, and the more time passes the more I think you are sadly and pathetic.
Let’s go hyenas… Show hard less… aagrrrgrrrgrrrgrrrr
Show more again of your chronic need to harm….agrrrrragrrrragrrrr
Unhealthy hate…
Shame on you gang!
Cheer’s!
Is the ONE Kimberly Page a former wrestler, now up and coming actress?
When you said crazy diamond I took the name Diamond and searched imbd, that is the only name that fit the bill, his favorite body type and favorite hair color brunette. The other Diamonds were young or black so that leaves them out. Others named Diamond with the last name were too old and some married.
All this cannot be for a former pro-wrestler turned actress. Sounds ludicrous. Maybe George’s just afraid to dump her and came up with this story, so she won’t kick his ass?
Charlie
You know there have been those who have defended Larson (or ‘Lawson’ as Regis likes to say) on here very rationally, sincerely and even eloquently. However whenever you try to explain your position you come out with a bunch of gibberish then fall back on the old “oh my Engrish not so good” bullshit But when you attack others for their views, all of a sudden, oh, you Engrits mo’ bettah. Maybe the problem is not that ‘you Engritch not so good’ but ‘you brain not so good.’ You’re either very immature (as in young), very inexperienced in the ways of the world, or just another one of those idiot female with round heels.
Just a Thought
Of course the Emperor’s New Clothes comes to mind. But maybe it’s just because it appears that whatever George says, goes.
You know the reason I keep up with this site is because, for the most part, everyone here is pretty well spoken/written and intelligent. Occasionally we get the, oh you so jealous, the getta life people and the truly venomous hate-SL folks. But it appears to me that most of you are like me – disappointed, let down and angry. I think that’s why there have been so many ‘theories’ and psychic predictions. We want a rational explanation and not the one that is so brutally simple and obvious – he’s a sleaze and can’t maintain the ‘good guy’ image any longer. And yes, we do have lives – another reason we’re here. Part is water cooler small talk but I think a good deal of it is that we are bombarded by media, political and economic bullshit everyday whenever we open a magazine, newspaper or turn on the TV. Mediocrity disguised as entertainment, entertainment disguised as news, real news unable to bring in the proper demographic, and so on and so on, even including the fact that a bag of onions will ALWAYS have a rotten one slipped in. We’re surrounded by disappointment at almost every turn. And that’s why I liked George Clooney. I don’t’ believe any of us expected him to be an angel or saint, but we did expect that he would be above board, honest and blunt (‘agree, don’t agree, but I’m putting myself out there’) I don’t even mind that he’s involved with this type of woman. All he would have had to do was be honest and say in the beginning, “some think she has a past. Well, I have a past and I don’t care, she’s my girlfriend and we’re together” followed by a typical ‘. . . so fuck the lot of you’ Clooney euphemism. Then we could have ‘oohed’ and ‘ahhhed’ and ‘oh my what a shame’ had a giggle and thought, ‘well someone should spank that a bad boy. Oh, guess someone is!’ Tell me Charlie, can you wrap your idiot mind around that?
Anyway, I’m definitely writing and E-mailing Harper’s. Jesus, what’s next? A spread on the Rock of Love girls in Seventeen? Oh yeah, and I’m really looking forward to Tila Tequila doing the Proust Questionnaire on the back page of Vanity Fair (unless Lawson gets there first).