From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i9fd76a66aebe6d4c1aa6faf82d19eb74
Hollywood’s top stars face devaluing of A-list currency
(excerpt, whole article is about 6-7pages long)
…”As audiences get younger, they don’t care about movie stars in the same way,” Sony Screen Gems president Clint Culpepper says. “The idea of seeing a beautiful movie star on the big screen just isn’t the same to them.”…
…And George Clooney might be capable of helping drive ensemble franchises like “Ocean’s,” but put him in a period screwball sports comedy and you have the dud that is “Leatherheads.”…
…The growing prominence of awards season combined with the increased specialization of Oscar films has led many stars — Clooney, Pitt and Angelina Jolie are just a few — to take on more challenging and esoteric roles. That might be great for their art, but commercially, the effects are more complicated.
..”Consumers are savvy, and whenever a trailer comes out with a Clooney or Pitt movie, they’re very wary, scrutinizing it for whether it’s the George and Brad they love or something else entirely,” one agent says….
Should I be insulted about being an amusing Golden Retreiver?
My new theory:
The accident, instead of 100% cash settlement, maybe the settlement had public appearance clause. She was to appear with him in public at least once a month, to help further her career. Let’s go back to November when Burn after eading was done. They were pictured at a Michael Clayton party in November, the went to Dubai and Rome in December, January BAFTA Awards, February Oscars, March premiere of Leatherheads, this interview in April, I guess the Ball on the May 5th.
Glad to give y’all a laugh or two. I know I have enjoyed a good belly laugh from others on this board.
Julie – Have to agreed with you. New Kid definitely tops in her research. Doubt highly it is T. Hatcher. The only thing Cornish knows is GC’s schedule/itinerary – where he is going to be and with whom, that’s all. Cornish could be anyone at Stan’s agency, Smoke House, Warner, etc. who has access to GC’s agenda. Everything else is nonsense. Cornish could be GC, but GC knows how to write, is articulate, educated and smart. Cornish obviously isn’t. Even GC on his worst drunken days could write better tahn CGN. Here’s some thoughts to ponder: CGN could be a stalker, a jilted lover or had been rejected by GC for whatever reason (personal or professional). CGN could be talking about herself as ‘the one’. Take all of what CGN says with a grain of salt.
Would anyone know that names of GC’s godparents?
Fascinating that “the real idiots” poster complains that people are bashing each other on this board then proceeds to do the same thing.
What I do agree with is that this soon will all go away since Sarah will be old news once he ends up with the next one. (Thanks deadc for the post though, it gave us some facts about her past and the subsequent posts of others gave us a fascinating look at Ms. Skank’s “private” activities over the last few years.
BTW – found out today that my friends are fucking idiots. That being said, they did apologize for lying to me about seeing George at the Pulp Fiction screening. Quentin apparently was there but they decided it would be fun to say George was there too. And these are supposed to be adults.
So much for me posting anything from either of them. I think I try to distinguish between what I mean to be deductive opinion from what I know to be fact and that kind of crap (blatant lying) pisses me off.
Yes, I haven’t fucked Sarah for money so I can’t say definitively say that she’s an escort/ho/whatever, but when you see a series of photographs that are of questionable taste and you see her crotch out there and then you look at the type of people she’s hanging with (that gal with the hanging tampon with no panties was the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in a long time) then you form an opinion as to the type of person she must be. That’s what I’ve posted here.
But if I post something like “I was at the premiere of Leatherheads and I saw Sarah there with George,” then that’s going to be fact, not some fucking fiction I made up.
So my apologies for giving incorrect information.
As to “the real idiots” poster – MY OPINION is that it’s one of Sarah’s friends or family posting on that one! There’s too much anger in the post to just be someone unknown to her.
Also seems to be a very controlling person. “Knock it off”? who the fuck is this person? Sounds like George. Nah, he didn’t bother to defend her when he was screwing her why should he start now? JMHO
Dear George Clooney,
You have dumped your (white)trash on my doorstep for the last time, your “people” convincing People magaine that Sarah Larson is a “most beautiful person?”
How much did you pay them? This stripper/whore/escort/reality show “winner”/model is only beautiful in the eyes of People magazine because you’re screwing her. Or you’re supposed to be screwing her, we’ll never know the truth, we’ll see the West Hollywood Police report that busted Jake G. in the parking lot of the Gay nightclub posted on Smoking Gun before you ever stand up, like a man, and either marry the broad or dump her.
Bruce B., Larry L., Stan Rosenfeld – why are you letting George Clooney off the hook? Are you afraid he won’t speak to you anymore? What can he do, boycott you? He’s on the down-side of the A-list. I’ve heard the slide down is faster and easier than the climb up. Just remember the way down, you’re passing the people you stepped up to climb up. Your industry newspapers are turning on you, they’ve crowned your latest vanity picture a dud and written you off to the “next time could be the last time” list. Bryan Lourd etal @ the CAA death-star, someone better give Clooney some advice and make him listen, and fast.
Maybe you’ll be like Cary Grant, as you are compared, old and out. Finally.
Sarah Larson, one of the most beautiful? She’s a whore, attention, power grubbing seeking whore. It may or may not have anything to do with sex, though I would bet that is what kept George Clooney around in the beginning, it wasn’t his money. She’s or was, a Vegas hostess, she had rich guys all over the place, should could have had a high roller if all she wanted was money.
Sarah, I’m sure that full page spread, the magazine one not her legs being spread, will help you with protecting your privacy, let us know how that goes.
Sarah Larson=Mutton dressed as Lamb though at least the Lamb wore those frilly paper panties, more that we’ve seen you do.
As of this date I will no longer support nor purchase tickets to any film/television project that has George Clooney involved, this includes Grant Heslov, Section Eight (8), Smoke House projects where George is the actor, writer, producer or even if he goes to get the towels for the girls in the trailers. Guilt by association guys, deal with it that’s how the industry works and we have a long memory, that being said one-hit and it’s back to the top of the mountain…again good luck with that.
I am no longer supporting nor am I listening to your diatribes, video, speeches and self-serving interests. Sitting at the UN? Making HBO flms on Darfur? Probably worthwhile though the French and Russian disagreed.
You’ve lost my respect and my ten dollars. I doubt that matters to you, your staff or your “people” though it should, I would put money that I am not the only one who feels this way.
I look at you trying to be serious, discussing world tragedy and situations akin to ethnic cleansing and as atrocious as anything that Hitler could have conceived (see Godwins Law – google it please I’m not explaining.)
But what I see is George Clooney with a woman who has more naked pictures of her as an adult shown to strangers AND YOUR FAMILY than my parents had of me as a naked baby. I can no longer take you seriously nor respect anything you have to say, you’re playing at being an adult, you’re playing both sides of the street. This Sarah Larson project has damaged your credibility and your boyish charm isn’t buying you out of this one. Grow up you’re 48 years old in a few days, try being a real man it make make you happy, if not there will always be another wanna-be to make you feel like a sexy, studly man. Groupies never go away. I know this for a hard, sadly personal, fact.
George, the drunken, womanizing lout you’re trying to be, or should I say succeeding at being, isn’t attractive. You love Dan Tanas? Then you know about and probably saw Dean Martin there at the end of his days, alone, drunk and hoping someone would recognize him. I hope you took notes.
Enjoy your summer, George, Sarah will be in the Milano aisle, she’ll be the one in the Gucci dress wondering why she’s surrounded by cookies. Another thing, if this is a TRUE relationship why didn’t Mr. Armani your bested buddy, the guy for whom you sat front row at Milan fashion week dress your arm candy? Where are your closest friends? You’re always pictured alone, except for Randy who supposedly brokered the introduction. In case you’re naive, women tend to cut men off from friends they feel are a threat to them…look around see who is left. You may not like the view.
deadC thanks for the cocktail party, I’m out of here. This isn’t fun, Sarah Larson isn’t interesting and I’ve seen all I want to see. Figuratively and literally. George Clooney is a pathetic drunk and from what I am seeing neither situation is going to change.
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There were more pictures of George at Dan Tana’s again on Thursday no SL – I can’t put the link because it gets discarded sorry.
new kid, I love your posts! I think they’re incredible and I always look forward to what new treasures you’ve managed to unearth.
Celebrities, their publicists, managers, agents — they all lie to the public on a constant basis. I’m starting to think they rarely ever tell the truth. Before the internet they had an incredible ability to control their own message and make money off of an unsuspecting public who had no idea they were being conned. With the advent of the internet and fact-finders like new kid who are especially adept at navigating it, the public has a chance to verify what entertainers are selling about themselves. In show business many entertainers are selling themselves as much as they’re selling their work. Some don’t do that (De Niro, Day-Lewis), but the vast majority do. They say buy my stuff because my product is wonderful and so am I. I’m successful because I make a great product and I’m such a great guy. And as a part of their sales pitch they lie to us about themselves something awful, and they lie continually.
The internet has been an opportunity for the public to call them all on their crap. To insist that they sell us an honest product. For those who deliberately make themselves and their private life part of the commodity they’re selling us then there needs to be truth in advertising.
As long as people are uncovering information that’s in the public domain and is legally obtained then I think it’s a public service to make the information available. That way consumers know what it is they’re really buying when they give over their hard earned money to someone because they were selling us their name as well as their product. “Take a chance on seeing this little film I just directed. It’s a Clooney film and I’m a great guy, so take a chance on it.” For many entertainers their name is their brand and we purchase their products because we trust their brand. Internet sleuthing is a way for the public to legally test whether that brand is worth our money.
In France, Leatherheads (=Jeux de Dupes), released April 23, is a FLOP.
After 1 week, GC’s movie comes in position #9 in the box office. Not #2 or 3, noooooooooo………. #9 !!!!
http://www.cbo-boxoffice.com/v3/page000.php3
GC is not A-list actor (at all). He can’t open a movie.
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I have to applaud your comments – had to take a deep breath after reading them — but I applaud them nonetheless.
The passion behind them was extremely evident and I don’t want to take away from it but I’ve got to tell you, the visual of Sarah standing in a grocery store aisle surrounded by Milano cookies in a Gucci dress was hysterical. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to choke.
The saddest comment – the one that George should really take to heart (if he or his friends ever get wind of it) :
“George, the drunken, womanizing lout you’re trying to be, or should I say succeeding at being, isn’t attractive. You love Dan Tanas? Then you know about and probably saw Dean Martin there at the end of his days, alone, drunk and hoping someone would recognize him. I hope you took notes.”
That’s a picture that would probably terrify George (or any actor who has built much of his success on his looks). Will he take heed? Who knows.
I know he’s lost my movie ticket purchase – this from someone who would go first day to his flicks and always bought the DVD’s when they came out. And I know some of his staunchest supporters of his work have also turned away. This Sarah fiasco has not only hurt his career it’s put into question his character. I swear if I hear him say he’s the son of a journalist one more time I’m going to fucking scream.
When I think of true journalists (not those wannabees that report in the tabloid newspapers, magazines and TV shows) I think of people with character and integrity who know their fiduciary responsibility is to seek out the truth while filtering out lies and reporting on it. George and his PR camp trying to pass this sleaze as some sweet aspiring model is sickening and goes against what a journalist would stand for.
Frankly I am getting tired of the bullshit that comes out of most celebrity’s mouths and their PR hacks.
And why I am so angry that it’s come from George? Because he’s the son of a well-respected journalist and because he was always the first to call someone else’s lies out in the open. You have no credibility and no business speaking of others if you yourself are not living your life with integrity.
New Kid-sad to see you go. You are a great researcher and I thank you for all the facts you found, also that there were boundaries you would not cross in search for information. I can understand why you are fed up though.
Personally, I feel if GC were really a man about the whole thing, he would issue some statement saying to the effect- I love and care about Sarah, I enjoy spending time w/ her, and I am aware of her past. I like my women a bit wild. I don’t have a problem with it, and I know, that like all people, she is capable of change, so don’t judge her by past actions alone.
Continuing to pretend her past isn’t out there for most curious people to find, or that it isn’t affecting his image is foolish. If he made a statement, it might take the heat off of them for awhile. Some people still won’t approve of her, but most would probably leave it alone and not pick on her or them as much.
Many people claim she brought this on herself, or that GC should have researched her past better, but I don’t think either of them realized how much her past would be sought and scrutinized by fans and the curious, when she was first introduced as the “mystery women”, or “little known actress”. She is taking a ton of heat from people who have never met her.
Must admit, I am curious to see if any more photo’s or videos of her being a a “girl gone wild” will surface, or if all of it is out there, and the frenzy will start to die down over her. Also, believe she is in LA w/ GC, but he and/or she are keeping it on the QT for awhile. It has been amusing and interesting though. Someday this whole GC/SL might make a great Darren Sta
OOPS! The last statement was cut off- that stated that GC/SL would make a great Darren Starr show sometime in the future, when people’s memories aren’t as fresh. He could probably get 2 or 3 seasons out of it.
I wouldn’t be too impressed by SL’s appearance on People’s 100 most beautiful list. Celine Balitran, another cocktail waitress GC hooked up with, was put on the same list in 1998 after she started dating GC.
Balitran also tried to become a model when she became GC’s girlfriend. She was in her early 20’s at the time and Ford modeling agency (a first rate agency) even signed her on. GC attended her debut runway, as well.
GC didn’t attend SL’s debut runway even though he was in town at the time. SL’s agency BTW is Nous. They’re third rate bottom feeders in the industry. They’re the agency that sign people on when no else will.
The only reason Balitran and Larson book modeling jobs is because prospective clients are hoping George Clooney’s name will attract consumers to whatever it is his girlfriends are modeling.
Because of this fact, it’s not surprising Balitran’s modeling career failed once she and GC broke up.
A poster on imdb who works in PR had a very astute way of putting the People 100 list into perspective. She wrote:
“Need I remind anyone that People Magazine can be ‘bought’ and has been before. Balitran made the list, and its not a surprise Larson has.
Chalk it up to George Clooney and his white washing machine as it keeps rolling along. Less we forget, she earned that position on the list, the old fashioned way, on her back. Had Larson truly been all of those things, she would have made the list without George Clooney’s power and influence.
Lastly, Balitran made the list as I said, and how many lists has she made since they went their separate ways? How many photo shoots? Sit down interviews? Movie offers?
Sarah Larson, your future awaits you.”
Wise words from a PR professional. This poster has commented on the George and Sarah show before, and she’s never been wrong yet.
In People Magazine, SL solves the mystery of her ethnicity: Mongolian and Norwegian on her mother’s side, and French, Native American, Irish, German, Scottish, and Welsh on her father’s side.
Other than that she really doesn’t say anything else in the interview. She says she tries to smile or have a pleasant look on her face when approached by the paps or facing flashing cameras at public events so she doesn’t look pissed off and so people won’t think she and GC are fighting.
And she braids her hair when she rides on the back of GC’s motorcycle and has learned not to put on moisturizer before the ride because dirt sticks her to her face if she does that. She carries face wipes with her, in case some dirt still ends up on her face.
Oh yeah, and she is also trying not to feel the pressure to look beautiful all the time because she thinks there are more important things in life than spending an hour in front of the mirror.
Now, I don’t know what those more important things are that SL is referring to, because all she does is show up as arm candy with GC at public events and occasionally model. Both require SEVERAL hours in front of the mirror to prepare for, so what are these other important things? Maybe she meant it’s more important to spend several hours in front of a mirror instead of one hour. Those several hours in front of the mirror are the more important things, yes maybe that’s it.
Oh New Kid, don’t leave us. There are so few of us left who can pull this page up on our computers! We’re a dying breed! Wouldn’t be the same without you. Its OK to be upset. We all get upset at times. Maybe we, as a group, should take turns. Do you know why you are so upset? Because you care. If you did care so much and we didn’t care so much about George, you and we wouldn’t be here. What hurts the most is that you give a crap about someone that just seems to be making the same mistakes. Sort of like being a parent or good friend of someone and giving them advice not to mess up and they don’t listen. You know they have such great potential if they would only apply themselves – sounds like a lot of teenagers, doesn’t it. Very frustrating because you have their best interests at heart. That’s why everyone needs a little support. We are here for you… so c’mon New Kid jump back in the game. Don’t let the team down. OK? Now let me see that big, happy New Kid smile that we all know and love … c’mon let’s see it now *tickle* *tickle* *tickle.
I agree with JustWanna – especially about Dan Tana – so sad to think about it like that. My favorite line: “Enjoy your summer, George, Sarah will be in the Milano aisle, she’ll be the one in the Gucci dress wondering why she’s surrounded by cookies”.
@JustWanna – one thing in life I’ve learned, it is very rare to have a “true” friend. An honest true friend. When and if you find one, you don’t need any of the others.
@Shelly – your new theory sounds like a good one. We’ll see what happens this month.
@Real Idiots – Yes, please provide her credit report and birth certificate information. I have a spell to cast and I need that information. … and here’s a bar of soap to wash your mouth out.
(smacking my forehead) – no offense meant! au contraire. i read once that katzenberg was considered a ‘golden retriever’ in his first job(s) in hwood, and the image stuck. the guy could find out anything, and was valued for it. you’ve obviously got a talent, and have enriched this dialog immeasurably by contributing. so thank you! i agree sl is not that interesting. as to gc, i’ve decided i don’t really care all that much about his private life. he’s one of the few celebs that consistently makes me laugh with his quips and ascerbic wit. and for whatever else others perceive as his failings (in personal choices), he’s trying to do some good. so i am going to cut him some slack. this is the first “go” i have had at following ANY celebrity’s doings, and i must say, it’s been interesting. and on occasion even fun. i even learned a great new hiking trail! ha ha. anyway, nk, i do hope you decide to check in now and then. thanks again!
@New Kid… Take heart! I know and feel your frustration having witnessed the “list” in People magazine. But this is not something that would have come from George or his camp. They would not have chosen PR with People for the exact reason you quoted in your post, “guilt by association.” George being the two time winner of the People sexiest man alive, would not want such a blatant connection with SL. They would be too afraid that anyone that saw it would immediately take the opinion that you and countless others will undoubtedly take, that it was a “purchased” honor, which of course, I now know it is. Why else would People even know who she is! She is virtually a NOBODY, trying to make a career off somebody else. Will making the covenant list help her? Not really, folks out there won’t even stop to read who she is because they don’t recognize her. What it really does for her though is that it will look much better on her resume then Las Vegas Hooker, go-go dancer ect…. Just like her charity work, sadly there are those like her that do it just for the purpose of image and what it can do for them. Honestly before this years aids walk had anyone ever heard of her? The hard work all the others put into making that donation was belittled in the tabloids to appear that “she” was making the donation for her long lost Daddy. It would be interesting to know before this year had she ever even been involved in the charity? If she had, then and ONLY then would I suspect her intentions to be honorable. Life for her revolves too much for only HER. She’s not too fussy over who she steps on to get up one more step on the ladder. I’d be willing to bet there are a few bruised co-workers who could testify to that! George and his camp would not have wanted to see People magazine get caught with their pants down on this one simply because it would look as though George and all the rest of the recipients have been purchasing this honor all along. While I don’t know anything about that, I’m just going to say I sincerely hope not. What it does do for me though is take away my trust in People magazine! Someone’s head should roll for that one! I have always had the highest confidence in that magazine, and is one of the very few that I will read. Not anymore!!! The day a casino HOOKER makes any most popular list is the day every honest hard working woman is slapped in the face! From this day forward I view People magazine as just another weekly sleazy tabloid lying to the public for money. The only difference is that it “looks” more professional, it still doesn’t even make good TP. And I refuse to let this issue dirty up my own community’s landfill, I intend to pay the money to send it back to the ragweed from once it came! Never again to grace my coffee table. Frankly someone should tell them their way overpriced anyway especially now that we know they are not the “name brand” they have been pretending to be. JMO, but it more likely was achieved by her newly appointed agent since hitting the George lottery. Or even the 9n whatever (though agent/9n may be one in the same). I worked in the casino industry for fifteen years and I know a bit about how the less reputable casinos work. That is they do chase after the money in anyway imaginable. If there is some blackmail going on it would be more likely coming from that direction, though SL would have been a knowing and agreeable participant. For which she is collecting beautifully, and probably batting her eyelashes (with index finger on pout bottom lip, as is her little-girl signature pose) and telling George she’s just sick all over that this is happening to him. There was a day when I wouldn’t have thought George gullible enough for that, but if we’re dealing with blackmail here, you have to consider that George walked into it. That said it’s not a far stretch that he would be gullible enough to believe her innocent act, while all along she is assisting in digging him in deeper. If that’s the case the only choice George really does have is to pick himself up, dust himself off, disassociate himself with ALL Vegas contacts, even the seemingly reputable and worthy ones, and come out with the story first, before they can. If done properly and with skill anything they may say or leak to the press afterwards would be highly suspect to the public in general, and Vegas would have to sweep up SL and go back to the desert they belong in. Really fellas, Vegas and Hollywood just don’t match or even mix well together, it’s been tried many times before… (yawn) JMO
From a poster on imdb:
“This Extra interview has been a complete disaster. The comments section is now turning into a small version of deadc’s blog.
The vast majority of responses, and I mean VAST majority are former GC fans venting their anger at George and saying they are no longer seeing his films because of this girl. And this time it’s reaching a more mainstream audience. Because unsavory details about SL’s past are coming out in the comments there are people now learning about SL’s real bio for the first time. One poster wrote:
On 3 May 2008, Candice wrote:
Gotta say I had no idea about a lot of this. So this is what George Clooney likes? This is his level? It’s hard to reconcile the Clooney I thought I knew with the sad, seedy individual as represented by his attachment to this shallow, materialistic woman.
If this was supposed to clean up SL’s image with the public it didn’t work. All it did was soil GC’s image even more.”
It’s true. People are starting to blog on this topic in the comments section on the Extra web site just like they do here. At last count there were 47 comments. 4 are repeats so for argument’s sake there are 43 comments. A paltry 8 comments are supportive and 35 are NEGATIVE! And they’re not just writing one or two sentences. People are practically writing essays, they’re so pissed off.
This is SL link on Extra:
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/04/sarah_larson_video.php?page=1
He’s in New York (alone ?).
http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2008/05/morning-man-candy-george-cloon.html
She’s with him.
http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/members/s?path=Search_All_Content&nav=Editorial_Images&f=NCOM%2Fsearch&s=clooney&o=a&daterange=&datestart=&dateend=&cbphoto=1&cbstock=1&cbgraf=1&cbill=1&cbcari=1&cbcart=1&cbpage=1&search.x=0&search.y=0
So sad………He doesn’t learn from his recurrent mistakes.
Sarah Will Be There
Well that takes the mystery out of it. His cheap taste continues…
George Clooney arrived in New York and Sarah Larson was with him. Needless to say, she’ll be at the Costume Institute Gala tonight, presumably dressed by Armani, since Mr Armani is co-hosting along with George and Julia. Presumably. Because if anyone can class up an escort, it’s definitely Giorgio Armani.
George looks tired, non? It’s time to head to Como. And if you recall, Sarah already said she’s going too.
Who’s a better clinger?
Jessica Biel on Justin Timberlake or Sarah Larson on George Clooney?
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_arrives_in_New_York_with_Sarah_Larson_to_host_the_Costume_Institute_Gala_.aspx
Please don’t leave new kid…Sarah Larson’s PR people could have paid for that People’s top 100 list as well. At this point I think everything done now is from her management team. You have to realize they know what she really looks like and once George Clooney hooks up with someone else no one is going to care about her anymore. So they have to strike while the iron is hot. Extra and People both owned by Warner Bros, may have a connection with Sarah’s modelling agency. Who knows they may actually be the people signing her check.
There was that theory the studio arranged this nonsense and George only had a hand in selecting the girl. Her contract could include a modelling gig . I don’t see studio heads giving her the greenlight to be in shows or magazines owned by them, with her background. It seems like she is their investment, think about it. They may have paid her already or have a contract with her. If this had been a chick George was dating, they could have shut this down months ago, well at least the public appearances. They do have a right to his image, somewhat. To me it seems like they have more at stake, with her being “cleaned up” than Clooney. George is all but ruined in the eyes of his fans now. :(
The People’s list is no big deal, it is offensive, but no big deal. I am not purchasing the magazine, nor do I buy People on a daily basis. I view it as a tabloid with a glossy cover. No one will take People magazine seriously now.
The list isn’t serious, just sad, that someone who needs extensive touching up to look good winds up on that list. Balitran was actually pretty. Her photos before George Clooney showed a woman that wasn’t even okay looking, I guess the make up and touch up artist made her pretty.
George took her to Milan for fashion week, when was this? I know Armani is dressing I guess the happy couple tonight for the Ball.
Well gang she’s going to the Met tonight! They were photgraphed getting out of a limo, George looked angry, she’s all smiles. He’s not even holding her hand and is walking ahead of her. I thought they came in at seperate times, but then I noticed the guy opening the door was the same person. Hmm maybe my latest theory is correct.
Photos at http://www.justjared.com
She’s still with him – now in New York.
C’mon New Kid, I’m with Shadow, Justwanna, Starsinsky, Julie, jmo and particularly Anon2 (I want to see that big happy new kid smile too!!). I’m thinking the whole People thing (and Extra interview) is all ‘her people.’ Because I’m pretty sure ‘his people’ would have been sure she had a little more substance and not look so coy, self serving and, damn, she’s just so unlikable. And I want you to know, new kid, I’m sitting here eating a bag of Milano’s as I type, in your honor.
You know, we could do a Rocky Horror take on her interviews – the Milano cookies, plastic stethescopes (“Why, I’m not really a doctor, I just play a premed one in interviews”), throw baby wipes at the TV, sand in the cracks of our collective asses. . .
C’mon new kid, we’re all disappointed here, you have to stick around until the end. It’s the law.
There’s a pattern that has emerged; she makes a public appearance with George and her former co-workers/employer in Las Vegas releases a photo of her “working”. I wonder how many more photos they have? Will George have to marry her before they release the video?
Sl on the People’s list is pathetic, it makes the magazine and GC look ridiculous. Also, wasn’t it mentioned somewhere there that she said she was “pre-med” in college? And didn’t SL say she was scared of doctors when they had the “accident”? How is someone who is scared of doctors pre-med? And what pre med student would think they needed crutches for broken toes? The photo in people also looked like her face got a little photoshop work. With everything on the internet about her, People is going to draw more attention to who she really is, not the modeling career Clooney is gifting to her. Seriously, with what Clooney must be paying Stan, you think they could do better than this.
One last thing, I doubt Clooney is being blackmailed in Vegas. But I don’t think it is totally far fetched that he is in or thinking about being in business with N9ne group or the Psalms. They have gotten too much press in this relationship, and Clooney was looking at building a Casino before but the deal fell through. My guess would be he is still interested, and if MS Larson’s real career was explioting her sexuality, to bring in high rollers to the clubs, perhaps she also brings them into N9ne group as well.
you posters are sounding like the same person.
sl is a paid escort and only appears for public events. she’s not a girlfriend. just an unattractive hooker with a terrible overbite and a pathetic life she’s had to lie about to attract attention. she has been forced by camp looney to do these interviews so that he doesn’t look like he’s paying for sex and female attention. because he’s loooooooooooooooooooooneey!!
word on the street is that Soderberg is now poking fun at it all. he’s seriously starting to prep a film with Mark Cuban called “The Girlfriend Experience”. it’s about a high “class” call – girl who scrapes in 10K a night. and it’s such a dig at looney, his former partner. no stars have been named yet, but i’ll bet the research is being done RIGHT NOW as in looney’s last 10 or 11 months. no word yet on who will be playing the character based on Mr. Looney himself. this ought to be goood!
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George isn’t a looney, he’s just a fun loving playboy who also likes to get serious about politics. Spanning seemingly irreconcilable opposites doesn’t make him mad, it just makes him a little unusual – at least in the eyes of the Media it does, where you’re supposed to be one thing or the other.
The problems arise when he doesn’t live by his own moral code – as Just Wanna and others point out.
I’m happy for him to be like that, it’s his life, so long as he doesn’t get successful as the man who blows the whistle on big corporations and then takes a huge backhander from those same corporations BUT the SL thing just seems to jarr.
In the Press she comes across as an inane, media junkie at a point in time where we’ve all just had our fill of people like that.
It’s also galling to see yet another woman being disproportionately rewarded for being little more than an objectified symbol of sex and ambition, whilst at the same time claiming an intellectual past that she clearly doesn’t have.
We make it so easy for these types of women to get ahead, based solely on their sexuality and looks that we falsify their importance in the world and belittle other methods of achievement.
Oh boy too much coffee today.
The fact that he keeps bringing this gal to high profile events is starting to make even me think that’s he’s gay.
Seriously, why bring this gal over and over again to events when he’s getting so much negative reaction from fans that have been following his career for years? There’s something up here. Is it better to be thought of as a sleazy skank lover than to own up to being gay? Is that what’s going on here?
Or should I be asking…Why TF is this career so important to him that he’d rather live his life as a liar? Is he so pathetic that he’s terrified that people won’t like him? Won’t support his work (well that’s already starting to wane so why the fuck bother?) It’s not like he needs the fucking money. He could retire from acting and live quite well the rest of his life.
I think George is one of those people who is so pathetically shallow that he’s begun to crave being in the limelight and is terrified that he’ll lose it. I mean is it that fucking important to get into Dan Tana’s? Gezus, I wouldn’t be caught dead standing outside some club or restaurant that will be the has been place in a couple of weeks begging to get in.
I watch those people who get turned away and I’m like – why the fuck would you even want to go there? Is this what George is afraid of? One day he’ll be turned away?
Well, here’s something the asshole should think about – if he spent as much time working at bringing out better pictures that people actually want to see – perhaps spending more time directing and producing than he does chasing skanky ass, maybe he wouldn’t have to worry about losing his fans and his popularity.
I went to an Academy screening of Apollo 13 last night. That movie is over 10 years old, directed by Ron Howard with a fantastic ensemble cast and it still holds up. The audience (who most probably all have seen the flick before) still laughed and many still cried. The applause at the end wasn’t just a polite smattering – it was heartfelt and sincere. That’s the mark of a great film. Now no gals are panting over Ron Howard he’s married with kids, but he is respected and successful and he doesn’t have to been seen at Dan Tana’s every fucking night.
George, here’s some advice – if you truly want long term longevity in your chosen profession — get your head out of Sarah’s ass and start working on films that will show people you have more in you than just stupid slapstick flicks that people will forget as soon as they walk out of the theater.
Nevermind why am I wasting my time? i think I’m getting like newkid – sick of the same old bullshit from somebody who used to be someone I respected and admired – what a fucking waste of time!
BTW Happy Fucking Birthday Asshole!
Clooney and Larson arrived in NY separately. GC got to the hotel a couple of hours before Larson did. The guy you see opening the door works for the hotel. He and a couple of others open the doors for everybody who arrives. There was a throg of paps that had been waiting outside the hotel (the Carlyle) since the early evening because a lot of celebs were flying in that night.
From LAINEY GOSSIP: (who was at the MET last night)
How Sarah Succeeded…
Where so many others failed.
It’s an undeniable truth: Sarah Larson has secured George Clooney. As secure as George Clooney can be secured. Said it before, will say it again: this girl knows how to play. This girl knows not to over-ask. She knows not to over-reach. She will never expect more than what she was made for – it’s a winning formula more of those tv girls should start following. Like Jessica Biel (didn’t show) and Sarah Michelle Gellar whose face turned to thunder last night at the Met when a foreign photographer asked to move so that he could get a better shot of Jennifer Lopez. Hee.
But back to Sarah Larson…
George Clooney is all about Sarah Larson.
How can you tell?
It’s not because he was uber-attentive (he was), it’s not because he kept looking over his shoulder for her (he did), it’s not the way he couldn’t stop touching her (he couldn’t), it’s not that he couldn’t wait to get back to her when he had completely the obligatory press rounds (he rushed)…it had nothing to do what him, you see, but everything to do with HER.
Last night, Sarah Larson was the most confident girl in the room. THAT’s how you know.
She stood there behind him, while he joined Julia Roberts and Giorgio Armani for photos and interviews, she stood there hanging out with the wranglers and the publicists and the no names and she stood there like she owned the place. Sarah Larson stood there with the air of a girl who knows she’s won. A girl who doesn’t want for any more in life. A girl who doesn’t doubt, who has no reason to doubt, a girl who doesn’t even need to gloat…THAT is how confident Sarah Larson is in George Clooney. Indeed. Clooney is conquered.
Ok, after reading Lainey’s column, I’m officially sickened and I can’t take it anymore. Did some real, serious damage. I’ve had it. I’m done. I give up.
George, love ya, but I hope you fall and hit bottom one day. I don’t wish ill on people, but now I do you. I hope you hit bottom so hard that it finally gives you that wake up call that you need … but by that time you will have nothing left and who would want you when you have nothing left… or maybe that is when you will find what you are really looking for, when you have nothing left.
Shelly, Julie, JustWanna(best screen name), JMO, Kelly-Michele, Daffy, A. Nonny, Shadow, C-Man, Cornish & the rest, you are all great & fun – enjoyed your posts. Stay well.
My email is listed here on the site if you want to email me privately. I am going to find New Kid in cyberspace somewhere …
Larson vs Balitran
They have so many similarities, waitresses ( yeah right) wannabe models while dating Clooney, much younger than Clooney, college educated… Hmmm could it be that Balitran was actually an escort as well. It is odd if she was in Law School when she met Clooney why didn’t she go back after? They only dated for three years, she was a babe of 26 when the broke up, she could have went back and got her law degree instead of becoming a reality show personality.
Hmmmm, maybe that is why stupid thinks he could get away with this nonsense, he may have already done this before!!!!
I have to read that People magazine 50 Most Beautiful issue at the supermarket today, someone said Larson says she’s in love. I need a good laugh.
to show you the caliber of people who were allowed to attend this event, dita von teese was there, even though in the past week or so, her sex videos have hit the net, showing some gal pal using her high heel to jam a sex toy up dita’s crotch. i mean, really, folks. wonderbra or whoever it was that signed her as their spokesperson must really have some pull in the pr biz. i give up. this is madness…
The word that Lainey was not using to describe George “p-whipped.”
I hope Soderberg is developing a flick about this – hope it’s tranparent too. It’s so sad I can’t even make fun of him. He beyond ridicule -he’s just pathetic.
@jj I guess there are worse things than seeing Sarah’s crotch. Thanks — really appreciated that “visual.” LOL
I never knew why all the fuss over this dita chick – she has a strange face and dresses in stuff that looks like it was popular in the 50’s.
So it must be another laugh by the “in crowd in Hollywood” at the expense of the public that goes to their flicks and buys their music, etc.
“Hey let’s pull the wool over the public’s eyes and talk about how great this gal dresses – we’ll just overlook the sleaze that she really is and maybe they might not get it.”
I wonder why anyone goes into the PR biz – especially in Hollywood. I guess getting a college degree so you can clean up the vomit and crap of your big name client so no one suspects they’re back on the needle must be a great job! Tons of perks!
As to George – I’ve finally accepted it – yes he is now just as bad as Charlie Sheen and deserves nothing less than the disgust I feel.
There are some people I feel bad for though: George’s family – I’ll bet some of his relatives may get wind of what’s being said. And I also feel sorry for Grant. He’s stuck in a partnership with George. But Grant is a loyal person and will probably still be there when everyone else has moved on – unless of course, George gets drunk and hits on Grant’s girlfriend. The epitome of betrayal – don’t you think?
Several months ago I would have never believed that George would have been that unethical – but now – if someone were to tell me something like that I guess I wouldn’t have any problem believing it.
And I guess I feel like I’ve been pretty stupid having admired and respected him for as long as I did. One of the stupid public that believed his PR machine. Well done Stan but you know – now you’re really being shown to be the PR hack for the truly awful and sleazy.
Hey, got a problem client? Send them to Stan – he can clean up any mess. Charlie’s your client too. Just heard he’s been at the hookers again. Something like $45,000 for one night with four hookers. Nice that those commercial endorsers of his TV show are paying for his “entertainment!”
And George the commercial spokesman for Nepresso, Martini, Omega and Budweiser to name a few they must be thrilled too!
Why don’t they just tell it like it is – “Good evening folks in Heartland America – look at our pretty horses aren’t they great? So why don’t you go out and get a nice cold six pack of Bud – it helps to keep Clooney supplied with hookers!” Whassup? Sarah’s ass that’s what!
“Omega – the official timekeeper of the 2008 Summer Olympics.” “Watch for George in the celebrity race. He’s not competing against anyone he’ll just be chasing runners with Sarah Larson face masks around a track.” I do have one comment about what Lainey said – George kept running back to Sarah – was it to be with her or to make sure she wasn’t saying something stupid about him or revealing his secret to someone?
Nepresso – they’re just so happy George is being vilified instead of their parent company that they’ll probably pay him even more. No more talk of Nestle everybody is too focused on Sarah’s sleazy pics. The parent company will probably bring back their old song: N – e – s – t – l – e – s – Nestle’s makes the very best choc – lette!”
“No Martini? No party!” Oh sorry wrong gal!
Oh, I think I’ll go read a book.
I just looked at the Met pics. Julia looked very fake-happy. Julia is like the number one actress in Hollywood! I think GC let the director label (I have the power to greenlight films!) go to his head. I think he’s pissing off a lot of people in the process. You just don’t trot an escort around Renee Zellweger and Julia Roberts like a woman is a woman is a woman. She’s not an actress, his wife, his baby mama, or even his girlfriend. That’s just unprofessional and arrogant. I’m waiting, waiting, waiting for someone with a name to call him out on his tackiness.
I seem to have anointed myself the official ambassador of information from imdb. It’s not that I don’t have ideas of my own, it’s just that I find some really cool shit over there.
Anon2, you’re going to love this. This is how a PR expert responded to Lainey’s article:
ROTFLMAO *giggle* *giggle* *belly laugh* *giggling* ROTFLMAO *giggle* *giggle* *belly laugh* *giggling* ROTFLMAO *giggle* *giggle* *belly laugh* *giggling
ROTFLMAO *giggle* *giggle* *belly laugh* *giggling***
Ive arranged better dates, and Ive set up more outings with separated couple, and Ive been so good at it the press reported they were deeply in love, up to the point the separation/divorce was announced.
What Lainey saw wasn’t confidence, it was arrogance and ego, full stop.
Sorry but Ive heard and seen it all before. And I say this, I don’t care how he ran back, I don’t care how he was attentive, I don’t care how special or confident Sarah Larson appeared, SMOKE AND MIRRORS. The neighbor’s dog, who humps my husband legs, has more warmth, love and affection.
A man truly conquered, truly in love, doesn’t spend weeks away from the woman he love and a woman in love ditto.
Sorry, *giggle* may I remind you ALL that George Clooney is an ACTOR and last night was the biggest stage in the world (not counting the Oscars) its been weeks.
I love Lainey’s work, and I love her columns, but as I said, smoke and mirrors.
All the world is a stage, and we are but the actors, ROTFLMAO or something like that.
I may be jaded, I might be wrong, but, without breaking a confidence, Ive done better, LOTS better. Ive seen when it works and seen when its just going through the motions and I am not convinced. Again, I am only one person.
I have seen marriages arranged between people who barely can stand each other, but in public, russum so bad your teeth hurt. I know he doesnt owe me anything certainly not an explanation of his personal life, but for my part, my instincts tell me something else is afoot and its not passion, love or forever after JMO Sadly, perfect I am not, but I’m pretty good at reading people.
There is a scientific theory that observation of a subject, with its knowledge, changes the outcome of the experiment.
I give you, George Clooney and Sarah Larson, test subjects A & B, please, dont tap the glass, lean on the window or feed them.
Okay, had to comment here — just went to Just jared from a link at Lainey’s and I read the comments.
Some ASSWIPE is calling themselves JustWanna – shit somebody is so fucking moronic that they can’t even come up with their own moniker – what a fucking jerk!
I attempted to comment there on that but it wouldn’t take it – figures.
So to the person who came here saw the moniker and is trying to pass themselves off as me FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
Get some fucking creativity and stop stealing someone else’s name!
Okay – I feel better now.
GEZUS – the freaks out there are un-fucking-believable!
We hate you Looney. Keep your stinky bitch. We’re keeping our money.
I don’t know who Lainey is, but I think she is confusing an unmoving manequin stance with confidence. Also, Clooney tends to grab onto women he knows quite easily and often. FYI he went to NY on a private jet..w/o her.
i believe she has had her teeth done/porcelain veneered. that’s VERY expensive. depending on how many, you can easily spend 20K and that’s not even for full mouth restoration. see at http://www.justjared.com (search for the costume gala pics). i cannot get the link to post.
further explanation. saw the costume gala photos, and in one pic immediately noticed that she looked ‘different’. more fake. couldn’t put my finger on it, so zoomed in, looking for telltales signs of botox or surgery. then i saw the teeth. look at the photo where she is exiting the SUV (arriving the night before the gala). it’s a close up, full on face shot, she’s smiling, wearing sunglasses, just walking away from the SUV, the hotel guy’s back of head is partially visible, etc. her front teeth are perfectly straight and obviously veneered. the crooked teeth are GONE. In another side view photo while at the gala itself, also got that ‘what’s different’ question coming up. i think she has had filler done of some kind or possibly botox as well. her face looked odd, slightly plastic, and the teeth definitely seem to have been filled out in some way (my guess is these are veneers).
i love it. if she keeps this up, pretty soon she will look more like armani than herself. this is what happens when someone gets $. their self-improvement projects oftentimes leave them looking worse! i can spot fake choppers from a mile away. you can find the rare dentist or two who is SO talented they can make them look real, but i’ve only seen that once, and i have seen a lot of fake teeth.
lainey’s comments don’t bother me at all. because how much of a compliment is it to say that sl is someone who ‘knows her place’ or ‘knows not to expect or ask for much?’
as to the dita sex video, that is disgusting. i can’t believe she was trotting around at the gala as if she were some big deal, when everyone and their brother can watch her f*cking a sex toy on the internet or giving it good to her female friend (and worse). unreal. so much for celebrity values, folks. i suggest you write the bra company who she just signed with to protest this madness.
everyone is saying they are ‘done’. what they mean (and count me in) is that they are disgusted with celebrity-dom and the degradation of values. of course there are good people in entertainment. but as a celeb with tons of media exposure, when you f’k it up, or act out (dita), that gets blown up in our faces in a big way. so, no, don’t want it, don’t like it, go AWAY, then go to hell.
Just read the Lainey item and can’t help smiling, I mean if he really has fallen for her, that elevates him a little in my eyes. As much as I hate the facade they all wove about who and what she was, you have to admit that if they make it through the shit storm that has followed – pretty much as a direct result of their lies – and are still crazy about each other then that’s pretty cool.
The lesson learned would be; don’t lie to your fans, don’t try and control what they think by whitewashing and if you really care about the person you’re dating, be honest about it and who he/she is.
Bottom line is, if it’s the real thing then no one can take it away from them.
Ahh another day in Hollyweird.
Your friendly neighborhood imdb ambassador here. Shelly, this one’s for you! Posted on imdb:
“According to the Mirror (UK) GC came to NY on a private jet with that soccer guy..becham? and his spice girl wife..just the 3 of them.”
That means the last time they were together was at the LH premier (March 31). That’s a looooong time. He’s crazy in love but not horny I guess??? What man doesn’t want to have sex when he’s madly in love? What man doesn’t want to have sex when he’s bored?? He’s not in love with her. He’s not even in lust with her anymore.
George Clooney’s friends didn’t have to get him a hooker to help celebrate his 47th birthday — he’s dating one!
George and Sarah “Hooker” Larson showed up at a restaurant in NYC on Tuesday night to celebrate his birthday with friends.
And, yeah, that is a hole in her dress. Like, an intentional hole. At first I thought it was some sort of strange belt buckle, but, no. That’s just how the dress is made — with a hole. I guess it’s just one more access point for George to use when he fingers her under the table, because she’s classy like that.
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/
While making their way into The Metropolitan Museum Of Art Costume Institute Annual Gala, George Clooney once again attempted to work the patented “Clooney Charm” on frequent co-star/longtime friend Julia Roberts. Clooney tried convincing Roberts that a little post-party romp would be in her best interest, going as far as to add in that his gal pal, Sarah Larson, is way, way into her. When Julia Roberts rebuffed him, he concluded his plea with the statement, “Come on, you used to be so cool. What happened?” Roberts replied, “Having three kids made me uncool, George.” George nodded, then turned to Sarah and whispered, “What about the Olsen Twins? I think we could do that, yeah?”
http://defamer.com/387462/the-clooney-charm-may-have-met-its-match
if he was was on a private jet w/o her to ny, then my guess is she’s paid to show up at events with him, much in the same way that paris hilton can charge thousands to show up and enliven a club gig. these people make a LOT of money just going to openings and parties. sl’s agents would surely be willing to promote her in that way. gc himself has called her his ‘best accessory’. which is a true put down, if you think of it. i am just not convinced. i certainly wouldn’t hold it against them if they WERE in love, but something just doesn’t seem right. he goes off for more than a month and is seen partying with beautiful women every night in europe? and then flies to ny w/o her? is this the ‘new love’? i’ve heard he’s gentlemanly with those he is with, so i would expect him to be attentive. maybe she is happy with her label, because she’s gaining a lot by association. and when she is invited along, it’s a nice, luxurious ride (como, etc.). only time will answer this question.
This Ho Is Still Around?
Seeing new pictures of Sarah Larson with George Clooney still surprise me. I’m waiting for him to send her back to the Bunny Ranch or wherever the hell he found her. All I know is that this is going to be a major bill for George Clooney. Sarah Larson doesn’t come cheap! Vivian Ward, eat your hooker heart out!
What Sarah needs to do is stop fucking around and get with the gold digging program already! The bitch needs to get knocked up or go home!
The Clooney and his lovely Sarah celebrated his 47th Birthday last night in NYC. 47? He doesn’t look a day under 60! That being said, I’d let him cum in my ear. It’s probably like porridge though, because that’s what pepaw sperm is like. So I’ve heard….
http://www.dlisted.com/node/25767