From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
Bullcoughshitcough…..
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1402636.php/Clooneys_Sarah_Larson_talks_about_the_rumors
George Clooney’s main squeeze, Sarah Larson, has addressed the rumors concerning her dating Clooney as well as other tabloid scuttlebutt.
Extra’s Terri Seymour spoke to George Clooney’s leading lady Sarah Larson at her Ocean Drive magazine photo shoot.
The former Vegas cocktail waitress and “Fear Factor” contestant spoke candidly about life with one of Hollywood’s hottest actor as well as how she deals with tabloid rumors.
Larson said, “I really like my privacy, so having it unearthed is a little different!” When asked how she deals with paparazzi following her down the street, she admitted, “That only happens when I’m with George. If I’m by myself, I seem to get away so far.”
As for the constant tabloid rumors, Larson commented, “I’ve lost track of some of the rumors…I just came to the realization that some people are just going to say stuff and you just have to brush it off I guess! I try not to pay attention to most of the gossipy rumors.”
“Extra’s” Interview with Sarah Larson airs on Wednesday, April 30th.
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http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/04/29/george-clooneys-girlfriend-escapes-the-paparazzi-when-shes-on-her-own/
George Clooney’s girlfriend, Sarah Larson, doesn’t have a problem with the paparazzi when she’s not with her famous boyfriend.
“That only happens when I’m with George,” Sarah tells Extra. “If I’m by myself, I seem to get away so far.”
But Sarah’s life is changing quickly, just last year the 28-year-old was a waitress in a cocktail bar, but these days she’s dating one of Hollywood’s most famous and eligible men; she’s on tabloid covers; and she’s modeling for Ocean Drive magazine, so the girl who used to live a simple life in Las Vegas, could soon become a star in her own right.
“I really like my privacy, so having it unearthed is a little different!” she says.
And now she’s in the public eye, Larson must deal with the obligatory rumor mill as well — but admits she has “lost track” on the amount of gossip.
“I just came to the realization that some people are just going to say stuff and you just have to brush it off I guess!” Sarah says. “I try not to pay attention to most of the gossipy rumors.”
By Owen Williams, Apr 29 2008 © Copyright 2008 – Showbiz Spy
By the way, Ocean Drive is a (Miami) Florida magazine such as the Las Vegas photo shoot she did….I suppose that’s why she wasn’t in Europe. She was working…bullcoughshitcough.
Gotta get that cough looked at.
We’ll know soon enough. If she’s not with him at the Costume Institute Gala, then perhaps they are no longer a couple….or the more final proof will be if she is not with him in Como this summer. But I do find it odd that since his return from Europe, we have not seen GC with SL. Two people so much in love, would they not want very much to be together?? Maybe I am old-fashioned, but that is how I think. You would want to be with the one you love. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, etc. As to SL’s ‘interviews’, I would think Stan the man would have to have approved/signed off on any ‘public’ statements by SL via Extra or any other interview. Face it; if she’s involved with GC, she is not a free agent. But if she is NOT involved, then she can say what she will, and they can’t stop her. Curious as to what the Extra interview is about. Maybe GC found out that the marks on her neck (LV fashion show) were NOT caused by metallic zippers and the like during clothing changes and dumped her! Frankly, given this circus, I think anything is possible.
Anon2-shouldn’t trust your friend Faye at all. George will be working these next two days without having to intermingle with SL whatsoever. It could potentially be another ideal time just as mentioned before, maybe not. The forces on both ends (his and hers) must be real and ready and strong and assured. No more false starts at wrong ones, so he must now how to “sniff” her out. At least he will continue with a newer tradition in earning some bread and enjoying what he does so well. Still depends on a readiness that I am feeling is really securely there. Your two year mark is way way way way way the fuck off. The only dependence he’d have upon the One is for emotions, definitely not for financial gain. How could you be telling me that the Magician is tricking me out when I haven’t fully told you WHO the Magician is? So nonsensical, your statement. Don’t be upset because a correct answer on my behalf still leaves you in wondrous awe. I wouldn’t fully reveal even if you begged.
Bottoms up!
And a definite no to Aguelero. The ONE is not anyone that any of you has pegged or described at all.
@Daffy
When I first heard of the interview last week, I was surprised because George and Stan were out of the country. It seemed a bit sneaky on Larson’s part. I guess Stan watched the clip, edit it and gave his blessing.
@Dumbledorf
I would check all the usual sites popsugar, jared, d-listed. If George was photographed one of them will have it. He’s actually been photgraphed all around town this week without her, but she does live in Vegas. It doesn’t necassarily mean they ended the farce relationship.
@Cornish Game Hen
I’m a Sag darling, not a Scorpio! You need to get the “little things” correct as well!
Tell the Magician that this is getting “old” and if something doesn’t happen soon, the “One” is going to be “gone” and there won’t be any “baby”. And who will have the last laugh then?
Julie wrote:
“well, i do make a distinction between someone who splays their legs and gives us a full-on beaver views (mills) from one who merely teases. sl’s photos and videos were teases, period. there are no labia exposing sl pics; if they existed, we would have seen them by now.”
Shadow:
Oh Julie, did you miss the photos where SL exposed her bare labia from both the front and most especially from the behind? You write “there are no labia exposing sl pics”. Well there they are in all their glory without the red stars on the viply links.
Hilton, Kardashian, Mills, Anderson, to name just a FEW, are the MINORITY who reach success. And when they do, they aren’t respected because of their behavior, and do not achieve respect among their peers nor do they reach the A-list of success as award-winning actors (such as Nichole Kidman, Renee Zellweger, Cate Blanchet — women who never engage in SL’s lewd public behavior), directors (Rebecca Miller), or models (yes Kate Moss had bad PR with drug use, but the vast majority of successful models, such as Cindy Crawford are RESPECTED for their brains, their beauty, their respectable conduct both privately & privately, as well as their acumen as multi-million dollar business women). Some how I doubt Hilton, Kardashian, Mills, or SL was every achieve this level of success. Years from now they will be on the “what ever happened to” list.
Julie wrote:
“i tried to post a link to the mills pics but the automated system ‘discarded’ it. warning vERY graphic but you will see what i am talking about – big diff between these and sl’s photos.”
Shadow:
Julie, I will repeat my previous response to this issue, as you seemed to have proposed the very same question AGAIN, as if you never paid attention to my earlier answer! ….
To say there are worst pictures out there of other women’s bad behavior is beside the point. Yes there are the Britney Spears’ of the world but they’re hardly respected now are they? Reese Witherspoon is respected. The vast majority of young and attractive women that are successful in show business have not exposed their labia’s for money, nor have they had themselves photographed in public places simulating sex acts. SL’s behavior is still among the minority. She has well earned our disrespect.
And to say she is not as bad as Heather Mills, well my god is who is? Among the very worst women in the world there are scant few who can compare to the insidious she-monster that is Heather Mills. No conduct is acceptable just because there’s worse out there. There is always worse of everything out there. You can find a worse act to all bad deeds and all bad people, no matter how egregious the behavior. Despite what the Girls Gone Wild advertisements would lead people to believe this is still not the conduct of the majority of women, nor is it the conduct of the majority of young women who become successful in show business. SL’s conduct is still very much in the category of the minority and the disgusting.
SL is potentially Heather Mills. If we’re using her as a metaphor. A sleazy young woman who becomes a PR nightmare for an older, wealthier public figure.
I still happen to think Mills is one of the worst human beings who has ever lived and you can be a very despicable person and still not be as bad as that one. I think Mills is evil. I don’t think Larson is. However, does Mills represent a pattern we’ve seen before — older man starts thinking with his dick instead of his head, and sooner or later his bed mate threatens to undo everything he’s worked for? Yep, Mills is a perfect example of that. And so is SL.
The Extra clip is online – it’s about 1 minute long.
Sarah claims to have been pre-med, since all of her friends are montioring this site, as well as her family anyone care to explain how she went from pre-med to stripper?
GC, since your friends and staff are monitoring this site, would you care to explain why this child was given her diversion, erm career? Is this the pay off? Is there more? She can’t be happy with just this, if she wanted only a rich guy she could have gotten her hooks into one in Vegas.
She wants power and fame, GC how are you planning on giving her that?
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/04/sarah_larson_video.php
The link to her interview. I must say she actually looks very pretty in the photoshoot and interview. She’s trying to sound soft and sweet.
I see why Stan and George stopped it when they were originally trying to air it. The “I don’t address rumors” routine usually means the rumors are true. They probably cut out all of the conversation that pertained to George Clooney. She only mentions his name when they discuss the paps.
Someone needs to tell her the public isn’t that gullible anymore. We’re jaded, very jaded. If the majority of people thought I was a whore I would want to clear my name. Did she miss the numbers to Leatherheads, does she realize many of this man’s fans did not see that movie specifically because of her escort past. Wow, you’d think she’d want to at least clear things up for his sake., but I guess it is all about her.
I wouldn’t want that escort thing hanging over my clients head. A, “No I’ve never been an escort and it is horrible that people would say such a thing about me”, would have been a great answer.
She missed a huge opportunity to clear her name. Especially since she has raunchy pictures, the group you worked for is known for having escorts at their parties and the photos of you scantily clad poking your ass out in front of a group of men!!! And your boyfriend is also known for dating strippers, hookers and porn stars. It is more than just rumors and innuendos. Her PR people are awful, they should have just forgone the interview and let her work speak for her. Why are all of her gigs publicized anyway? Naomi Campbell doesn’t receive this much press for her work.
Oh and a note to the 9N ladies, yes I am VERY curious as to why (your post on the other board regarding the pictures.)
Cornish: you’ve gone beyond wacko, beg you? For what? Really, you’re over stating your worth.
This is a gossip board, if you’re claiming personal knowledge quote “Friends” as sources like the rest of the world but please don’t tell anon that s/he’s f*ck off.
And btw, Faye is MY friend.
I wasn’t that impressed with the Extra interview. She comes off a bit vapid. She says she has a degree and that she was pre-med but doesn’t explain why she chose not to use her degree in a real job. I’m not sure that being a being a club hostess/cocktail waitress is really a great way of using your pre-med degree. I guess it might come in handy if you need to do CPR or the Heimlich maneuver on a customer. She just comes off like some moderately attractive chick that didn’t really want to work for the things she wants in life but instead wants to take the easy way and try to get money, fame and power the old fashioned way — through a man. That quote from LVJ article was complete BS. She said that any boyfriend that wasn’t supportive of her career should be kicked in the ass. What crap! Like she would ever do that to him. She is going to hang on to him like a leech for as long as she can. She is the antithesis of the modern feminist.
New Kid, et al: Sarah L., is that you? What are you doing here? Is Sarah a wizard?
Not Amused (18:35:31) :
@Cornish Game Hen
I’m a Sag darling, not a Scorpio! You need to get the “little things” correct as well!
Tell the Magician that this is getting “old” and if something doesn’t happen soon, the “One” is going to be “gone” and there won’t be any “baby”. And who will have the last laugh then?
Make a baby soon, Sarah! Before it’s over!
Have a great day!!
Pardon me Cornish Game Hen, but how old are you? I ask because your posts remind me of the games we used to play in Jr. Hi-You know, the one that goes “I know something you don’t know (or maybe I don’t) but I want you to notice me so I’m going to keep your attention by dropping little hints. If my “prediction” is wrong, whoa, whoa, don’t blame me I’m just the messenger; if I guess correctly, well, see how much I know!” It’s in your choice of words; you’re trying hard to seem grown up- too hard, in fact, much of the time you come off as pretentious, using obscure words to impress us but using them incorrectly. You haven’t told us anything we couldn’t have found for ourselves. We could have gotten more accurate predictions with a coin toss. Now I’m not being critical of you for being 15 years old- we were all 15 once, but this game is a sad attempt to draw attention to yourself . People with real insider information have it because they have proven themselves capable of keeping their mouths shut. A true “deep throat” someone who had information he/she felt ethically obliged to share would give the information, and supporting documentation, often anonymously, to someone who would know how to best use it. It is sad that your little ego needs to be boosted in this way. I urge the other posters on this board to do Cornish Game Hen a favor and ignore her/him. Unlike the adults among us for whom this is a pastime, an occasional respite from our real lives, Cornish Game Hen is immature enough to think that it is real.
New Kid- re: your note to the 9N ladies- what other board? Could you explain?
http://www.pr-inside.com/entertainment-blog/2008/04/30/no-more-interviews-for-clooney-s-girl/
30 April 2008
NO MORE INTERVIEWS FOR CLOONEY’S GIRL
Posted in: Entertainment — PR-inside Entertainment News @ 8:35 pm
GEORGE CLOONEY’s girlfriend SARAH LARSON is turning down requests for more magazine interviews – because she values her privacy too much.
The 28-year-old opened up about her relationship with the Hollywood star, revealing he first seduced her years ago, in an article earlier this month (Apr08).
But the star – who has been thrust into the spotlight since the beginning of her love affair with Clooney last year (07) – insists it’ll be the last one.
She explains, “That only happens when I’m with George. If I’m by myself, I seem to get away so far.
“I really like my privacy, so having it unearthed is a little different! “I just came to the realisation that some people are just going to say stuff, and you just have to brush it off I guess! I try not to pay attention to most of the gossipy rumours.”
Movie & Entertainment News provided by World Entertainment News Network (www.wenn.com)
Cornish – First & foremost, I never cussed at you. Obviously no one taught you manners. Not very lady-like, nor gentlemanly to cuss at someone, anyone, especially if you don’t know them. No need to get vulgar, nor disrespectful to others. You have, by far, taken that one to the limit. No one cares any more who you are “representing”. You have no credibility, so don’t expect anyone to beg you. I stand by my statement …
And btw, I also stand firm by New Kid & Fayes’ statements…
Cornish –
Who are you? I don’t think you work in G’s camp, because it seems like you have access to some fragmented info, but not quite all of it — are you a friend or roommate of someone who works for him and are getting this second hand? Or do you work a bit more remotely for him (e.g., have access to his cell phone records/bills/itineraries/security info) and are therefore able to piece some of this together? Many of the references you make would only make sense to those on the inside. I find it interesting that you wrote that she is a Scorpio – the initial notes that people had on her stated that she was born on October, but that was a typo, it’s actually September. Take a new peek at your sources – you’ll see that’s been corrected.
The problem with the cryptic way that you post your information is that people may jump to erroneous conclusions in an attempt to fill in the blanks. I believe someone on this blog hypothesized that “she” is reluctant to come out because she has something sordid in her past. That simply is not true. As I stated in a previous post, this “One” has been in the picture for a long time. She turned her back on the superficial life she found in LA, moved back East, studied law, married a doctor, and raised a family. No pics, no porn, no skank. She’s a beautiful, classy, smart, caring person, who loves life and is dedicated to her kids. She and G had a relationship in the eighties, and she remained his confidante all these years, giving him a lot of emotional support. When her marriage wasn’t working out a few years ago, they had talked about possibly getting together again, but the timing wasn’t right. She wanted to wait until her kids were grown, to finish her responsibilities to them, and keep their peaceful life intact. She wanted to stay in her marriage until they were older. She didn’t put any strings on G — they each were going to live their own lives, and when her kids were older and his career was winding down, if they were still unattached, maybe they’d come together again. Through the years, I think they each liked the security of having that long-term possibility.
They started seeing each other again last year, but as discreet as they tried to be, they had some close (and dangerous) calls with the paparazzi, which scared her to death. Her first priority is her children and she really didn’t want to bring any drama into their lives. She’s very concerned about how they are going to handle her divorce, and she and her husband are trying to do that in a way that least impacts them, by still spending a lot of time together as a family, etc. All that would have been blown to bits with the intense media glare of a relationship with G if that had become public. So, last year, she told G that she just couldn’t do it; she couldn’t bring that type of media frenzy into her children’s lives. It was over. I think he took that very hard and tried to numb the loneliness and pain in many ways. (That line from the Rolling Stones comes to mind: “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.“) That’s when that rapid cycle of Talley/Aguero/Larson (among others) began. It think he was hurting and he needed a quick fix — someone to need him and adore him, and most importantly, to be able to live with the intense media scrutiny in his life. He found that pretty easily with Sarah. He even put her right out there in the media spotlight, from the very beginning. He had no idea about the pictures and other things in Sarah’s past. Those came out only after she became known to the public.
So, Cornish, it‘s the end of a long road, and “the One” is not going to be making an appearance. Once again, she’s choosing a quiet life, outside of the spotlight, just like she did when she left LA. I hear she’s moved on, and is in a relationship with some corporate CEO, who also wants a family-centered life. That story is done; no need to ferret her out with whatever bits of information you may have. As for G, and what he plans to do, who knows? Will he retreat back to the convenience of Sarah? Will he pick up with someone new? I’m not sure if even G knows at this point. And I am certain, dear Cornish, that you have no inside track on that.
Having hopefully put to rest the subject of “the One,” I feel compelled to give you all something a bit more interesting to discuss:
New Kid – Since you’re interested in research, you may want to check out the records of the Clark County Recorder (Recorder Department), to see what occurred on November 14, 2007, regarding parcel number 17731714001 in Henderson, NV.
:)
@A.Non:
http://guestofaguest.com/2008/02/25/who-is-sarah-larson/
Bronson Olimpieri is NOT responsible for the Star Magazine photos of Sarah Larson, ahem!! – March 29th, 2008
Like the new photos she put out? Think it’s because she’s been given the heave-ho, pardon the pun. Clooney will be fine so long as he never ever ever mentions her name again (though I don’t think he ever did). He learned that class is not just found in nice clothing. Hell, he could have found someone on welfare with more class. Now that Star Magazine has given us the first of many many incriminating photos, I am sure he will make sure she’s either been shipped off to a foreign land or that, whoops! Her house just magically blows up one day! You can thank me and my girlfriend, Brooke, and our other N9NE cohorts for pulling this all off. Now, doesn’t anyone want to know WHY???
http://guestofaguest.com/2008/02/25/who-is-sarah-larson/
(this is the post prior to the one above:)
Bronson Omlimpieri – March 23rd, 2008
Hans (#5) , are you on crack?
I think this is the end of the end. She has the walking papers now to leave and get away on a faked “clean bill”. They passed her off as a “model” and now at 29 or 30 years of age she has her whole “career” ahead of her. It’s up to her to do whatever with her scum whole reputation as they’ve washed their hands of her. So Clooney gets off relatively scott-free for an enormous faux pas, Rosenfield can stop sweaty bullets already for the number of hoops georgie made him jump through to keep him from losing his fanbase entirely and sarah can either find herself some new johns back at work or move to another country or whatever. Because the bottom line is that she was never famous to begin with, despite her efforts to make herself a little account on Wikipedia. No paps ever followed her when she was out by herself. Any photo ops for her had to be preplanned while dresses and hairstyles were picked out in advance. Just like Vivian in “Pretty Woman”. No one cares about her now and no one will care about her post-clooney, if it hasn’t already happened. She’ll have plenty of time on her hands to sit down and read all the bloggers comments about her on the internet while sipping on cheap beer or planning her next reality television show. Her procrastination and lack of confidence and aversion to hard work has lead her to a life of extreme and poor choices, so now she’s left to consider what move will bring her more 15 minutes and morsels of cash. She could consider a sex tape with some other famous man, and then Heffner could offer her a Playboy spread provided that she get some implants. Or maybe baby momma to Gary Dourdan or David Spade. The world is her oyster now and team clooney’s given her the tools to make it hers to shine in. She got what she was after – plenty of photos in borrowed dresses with him on her arm, even though he looked spooked out in most of them, the chance to tell people on blogsites that they’re all “jealous” of her (ugly over-bite and all), a great endorsement for her failing casino to entice the young and, ahem, “hip” crowd (can’t always have 40, 50, and 60 year old men be seen at their clubs, ’cause you know the Playboy trademark is ready to fall off the map at this point), a happy family who’s proud of her accomplishments, and people worldwide who will forever look at her as “that woman”. She should be sweating like a whore in church by now, but she’s not. She’s used to regularly embarrassing herself. So take a bow, Sarah, the show is over. You may now go sweep the floors.
Thanks, newkid, for the prompt response
if someone values their privacy so much, then why would they go on a nationally-televised entertainment program to say so? or choose a career where your image is splashed across every media outlet your agents can get their hands on? i mean, go for what you want, but don’t insult us by saying that you really wish you were not bothered by the media on NATIONAL television, for god’s sake. that is utter BS. i have NO idea what the point was about mentioning pre-med studies either. when i was in college, anyone could say they were “pre-med” just to sound cool, and often did. that meant absolutely nothing.
@Katie,
The biggest problem I have with your post is that if you have so much detail and this gal wants her “privacy” (as you state) why would you post all that information here?
If you’re a friend of hers than you’re not a very good one.
If you found this out from someone else and posted then you have to ask yourself why you felt it was necessary to do so.
It seems that you feel you already know who the “one” was and just wanted to make sure everyone knew how much insider info you have. If any of what you posted is true.
So you just wanted to set everyone straight? Perhaps you’ve forgotten one aspect of life – that there may be more than one “the one.” Especially if as you say, his 80’s gal said no to a relationship now.
Perhaps there is another person out there that may have the qualities that would be able to handle the media glare and be a true partner to George (not necessarily a wife) a marriage certificate is not really necessary for George to find someone with whom he can make a true connection and form a long-lasting happy relationship.
I’m just so relieved that Sarah seems to be out of the picture that I hope he does find someone he can be happy with and who doesn’t bring past questionable baggage. Then maybe he can start to turn around all the negative comments and attention.
And if Sarah is true to her word *cough* *cough* and actually slinks back to the hole she crawled out of, then we might see something positive in the future.
I for one hope so – since my wish is that he can turn it around and become a credible person again. His career is his issue – his humanitarian work affects too many other people for this crap to continue.
JMO
@Katie: Enlighten me, the last online record is November 14, 2007.
Personal finances, personal health and family members are off limits to me, that goes beyond, SL is a whore/stripper/escort/reality star/GC girlfriend/beard, all of the above, none of the above.
Yup, the above may be defined as irony after my last posting fury. Which will be slowing down ALOT, I’ve got two huge projects coming due and honestly, what the fuck is left to say about SL?
Unless something hits the fan or NYC becomes an engagement party, feh nothing new, it’s all re-hash.
You’re not rid of me though :) I’ll still put up links if they look interesting.
@anon, I won’t be seeing Faye until after Memorial Day.
I’m guessing someone on IMDB solved “Kate’s” guessing game re what happened on November 7, 2007 in NV:
Well, thanks to DeadC’s site, and the Clark County, Nevada recorder, we have a partial answer:
In other words, the $450,000 home that SL purchased in 2005, was paid off in November 2007. I deleted the parcel number and the company names.
Instrument: ——- Book/Instr:
Document Type: Substitution/Reconveyance Recorded: 11/14/2007 11:30:07 Pgs: 4
ReRecorded: N Remarks:
Requestor: —————
1st Party: ———–
2nd Party: LARSON, SARAH
Legal Description: ParcelNum: ——-
References:
Tot Value: $ Property Value: $0.00
RPTT: $ Exmpt Code: Percent: % ATag:
Wonder who paid off her mortgage?
Per public records of the Clark County, Nevada recorder, on Nov. 14, 2007, SL payed off the mortgage on the $450,000 house she bought in 2005.
Nothing but net.
Well, I’ve got to tell you all, I’ve just waded through this entire blog and have learned facts, rumors, psychic readings, and whatever else. Thanks!! It’s fun!! I must say, my attitude toward the cloonlaw (yeah, that didn’t work..) fiasco is that she’s as phoney as the ‘Clooney is gay’ crap. Privacy? No, you don’t want that. I think she manipulated the ‘he looked for me for years’ story as well as being behind the ‘someone is calling and threatening me just when a reporter shows up to hear it’. If she had an ounce of honesty she would admit if it weren’t for sleeping with Clooney, she would still be humping men to lure them into a second rate casino. She’s already made a mint off him (since he probably paid for her house last year), but after reading all the comments, I still can’t figure out…;why trot this skanky wannabe out in public when he never trotted out far prettier, accomplished women? Yeah, he came out of the brothel with a hooker and is trying to pass her off as a princess. Sad..and I still don’t get it.
Julie wrote:
“if someone values their privacy so much, then why would they go on a nationally-televised entertainment program to say so? or choose a career where your image is splashed across every media outlet your agents can get their hands on? i mean, go for what you want, but don’t insult us by saying that you really wish you were not bothered by the media on NATIONAL television, for god’s sake. that is utter BS.”
Julie, you are right on the money! No one who values their privacy dances on a pole, gets scouted off that pole to appear on a reality show like Fear Factor eating bugs and drinking blood, knowingly poses for pictures with both sides of her labia sticking out, allows her employer to video tape her biting other women on the butt, licking their thighs, lifting the skirts of her friends to expose their crotches to the videographer, and while on camera jumps on stage to show off her pole dancing skills — and does all of this for attention and all for money. This is not the behavior of someone who values her privacy. No one simulates sex acts in a public place while she knows people are watching and taking pictures of her, nor does she roll around posing for a camera while licking raunchy magazines when she VALUES her PRIVACY. The hypocrisy is astounding!
Julie wrote:
“i have NO idea what the point was about mentioning pre-med studies either. when i was in college, anyone could say they were “pre-med” just to sound cool, and often did. that meant absolutely nothing.”
Julie nailed it again. It is very common for undergrads to claim to be pre-med when in fact they are not. Science majors who aren’t on the pre-med track are notorious for that one. It is a well-known lie told by science majors (as well as mathematics, and other majors). Don’t get me wrong, there are those who do pursue pre-med during their undergrad work, but far too many claim they are because they think it sounds impressive and no one would think to call them on it. Just because you’re taking science courses just does not mean you are taking the mandatory pre-med courses.
If someone can tell me that SL actually wrote the MCAT during her junior year in college, then I’ll believe she was pursuing pre-med studies during her science undergrad. Until then, she is one of the many who take credit for the work of other undergrads who are putting in the
gruelling hours, hard work and initiative necessary to prepare for med school with pre-med courses while they’re pursuing their undergrad degree.
Bitch not gone yet. Cant say where/what source so don’t ask. Just “speculation”, okay? “Speculation”. While jorge spent the day endorsing Martini’s, his car or one like it was seen flying towards residence and parked in the neighbors driveway. This after it was seen pulling in just days before and a gaggle of skank-tastic golliwoggles running to the car saying “we thought you were george”. Question: was this “just the neighbor” or is this where she’s staying or just parking while at the guest house? Any insiders wanna give it a crack? his “neighbor” driving that black beemer 4P ……. “yadda yadda yadda” or does this truly belong to his neighbor? You paps on here know. Bitch drives fast. Guess we’ll see her monday.
Haven’t checked in for a while but saw “The Interview”. At the risk of sounding like a bitch…. some things just have to be said…
Julie I totally agree, why on earth go on TV to declare how much you like your privacy? It’s so hypocritical, just do the work if you like the work, leave the complaining about the media until you really mean it.
I actually thought she looked really gorgeous but fake and overtly self-knowing, the little glance to the side when she casually mentions that she seems to get away with the paps following her when she’s on her own (pause for effect) and then adds “so far”…. seemed to me like a blatant invite to those paps to do some solo stalking. She looks as though she’s studied all her expressions in a mirror and knows how to use them to good effect.
Despite being lovely looking, she’s definitely too thin but that’s what sells clothes. She has the Hollywood look now as well and she’s radiating 100% pure ambition, it’s so obvious that she has an agenda. I think GC would be comfortable with that though, he’s not going to necessarily commit so he’s probably relieved that she’s a media monster because he can feel better about not being able to offer her the conventional marriage and kids up front. It’s a blatant trade off but I expect it’s an honest one. Better to have a woman who knows what her priorities are, i.e. not necessarily you.
She also has balls, to go on air with all the shit that’s circling about her (true or not) and nonchalantly wave it away, takes a certain grit. He’s a bit like that too though, so perhaps they’re ideally suited – you’ve gotta know how to handle the glare, good or bad otherwise why be there? In her shoes I would be a quaking mess.
I thought a pre-med was something they stuck up your bum to chill you out before a general anaesthetic so that reference was entirely lost on me.
What a shame, there are beautiful women out there who also have the rest of the package but you’ve gotta be a little discerning to find them. I think GC has been dazzled by the look of her and I don’t begrudge him that but I always thought he had a better take on womankind. Beauty is sincerely boring when there’s nothing else backing it up.
Anyway, if it’s a modeling career she wants then good luck to her, if she can survive this shit-storm then she probably deserves it, I mean how many people dislike this woman? It’s uncanny.
By the way did I mention that I was once pre-PHD? I kid you not.
@ Cornish Game Hen
you’ve been loads of fun, but really it’s time for you to put up or shut up ;)
A bit off topic, but along the lines of celebs not living up to their hype…see tthis photo of a younger Demi Moore from the tmz website. (I assume it’s ok tto post the link). Cauliflower ears and all. Godawful looking, no?
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/2008/04/041808_vegas_wedding_05_full.jpg
I don’t believe SL is ‘gone’. It’s entirely possible that GC just needed some space. I thought she looked good /pretty in the Extra interview. Why his PR people would want to keep her out of the press, or supress the interview (or portions of it) makes no sense to me. Any publicity for GC is good publicity. And at least from this angle, she’s better looking than GC. If she is no longer his gal pal, then perhaps her people are setting this up and she is speaking out on her own. Maybe GC wasn’t mentioned because she wants to distance herself from him, to establish that she is a celebrity in her own right (now). Ever think of that? The Ocean Drive magazine shoot is a much bigger deal than that charity event in LV. Whether she can turn this start (admittedly given to her by GC) into a real, income producing career remains to be seen. If she does, she won’t be the first female to make a career based on her looks. Come ON, folks, whether we like it or no, if you are an attractive female, you get noticed and rewarded for it. Besides, all the feminists in the 70s (excluding Steinem) were dogs, so OF COURSE they did not want a woman to be rewarded for her beauty. They couldn’t compete. The world is this way and it will be so forever. Beauty and youth win out. And no SL is NOT ‘old’. How ridiculous!
So, on November 14, 2007 somebody paid off her mortgage.
What I would give for an edit feature! I always seem to find my typing mistakes the second I hit the submit button. LOL! The format of my last post should have read:
Julie wrote: “i have NO idea what the point was about mentioning pre-med studies either. when i was in college, anyone could say they were “pre-med” just to sound cool, and often did. that meant absolutely nothing.”
Julie is exactly right. I’m currently in grad school (I’m a doctoral candidate) and this has been my experience, as well. It is very common for undergrads to claim to be pre-med when in fact they are not. Science majors who aren’t on the pre-med track are notorious for that one. It is a well-known lie told by science majors (as well as mathematics, and other majors). Don’t get me wrong, there are those who do pursue pre-med during their undergrad work, but far too many claim they are because they think it sounds impressive and no one would think to call them on it. Just because you’re taking science courses just does not mean you are taking the mandatory pre-med courses.
If someone can tell me that SL actually wrote the MCAT during her junior year in college, then I’ll believe she was pursuing pre-med studies during her science undergrad. Until then, she is one of the many who take credit for the work of other undergrads who are putting in the gruelling hours, hard work and initiative necessary to prepare for med school with pre-med courses while they’re pursuing their undergrad degree.
One more thing. When Extra asked SL if there was anything the viewer might not know about her, SL replied, “I have a degree.”
Something we might not know about? deadc posted that SL had a degree back in September. Everyone across the internet has known about it all along (the same everyone who finds her conduct after the degree to be deplorable). But nice try. Did she really think we thought she was sleazy because we didn’t know she had a degree? Her college education spread through the internet before there was confirmation of the pole dancing (go-go dancing) by Fear Factor. Nice try Sarah. We already knew about your college degree. It made your crass and smutty lifestyle all the more shameful. Unlike a lot of other women who demean themselves sexually for attention and money, you had other options.
@New Kid – “there is some secret GC has that SL has discovered, SL used it to her advantage”.
I think Faye has really hit on something here. Don’t know WHEN SL would have discovered this, but GC is certainly paying the price. From the time SL came to the scene in Aug. 07 (although she was in Como in July), she has been in everyone’s face, and as many (bloggers, columnists, tv shows) have commented, this is totally UNLIKE GC and ‘what’s going on here?’. I think it is more than just a PR stunt. It may have been initially, but when SL found out this “secret”, she decided to see how far she could go with it.
I saw the Extra interview – What was that? They hyped it up about “GC’s girlfriend’s exclusive” and she said all of 4-5 sentences – about nothing! That was pathetic, and yet very smart. Notice: No – “GC & I are so happy together”, no quick clip of GC with SL (other than a second on Oscar night), no clip with words from GC, tender kiss, laugh, smile. Where’s the Interview? So SL – “what’s GC’s favorite food?”, “does GC snore?”, “is GC a boxer or briefs kinda guy … or does he prefer commando?”, “does he fart in bed and pull the covers over your head… is that why you love him so much?”, “did you know that Milano is a cookie?”. I could go on … She said nothing. ExtraTV was given the questions Terry could ask. She was given a list of things she could say and that is all. It is so obvious. This is all for her “modeling” career – so he can get rid of her. The sooner she gets her own, the sooner he can be released from her “blackmail”. No girlfriend/boyfriend gives interviews about their significant other, and yet, she really DIDN’T give ANY interview, just fluff.
GC is a good soul and does genuinely want to help out others (at least that is what I see & believe), and I think he tried in the beginning to help her out, but then she found out this secret and each time she wanted a little more, than a little more, and as Faye said there is one more blow out to come. Faye said 3 more months – that would be July – perhaps 1 year contract?
Now is see from the imdb boards – her house was paid off 11/14/07. Did GC pay for it or did her N9NE boss pay for it for all the publicity they received? If GC paid for it, SL certainly knows SOMETHING and seems GC is paying dearly for it which is why he has looked like the canary and SL looked like the cat that ate the canary. BUT from what New Kid found on guestofaguest.com, SL’s frienemies are the ones who know all the dirt on her, where to find it, aren’t afraid to use it and have more up their sleeves (ah the Magician). They are probably getting a nice chunk of change for the info they have and can sell to any magazine, anonymously – ex: Star Mag. Why should SL get all the glamour, glitz and cash – just because she is with someone famous? If she was well-liked by her co-workers, peers, friends, high school classmates, etc., I highly doubt there would be a deadc blog, or the photos released on the net, in magazines, etc.? If she was well-liked more would come forward defending her rather than seeking her demise. I believe GC is finding this out now, the hard way.
He certainly has and is paying the price:
Notoriety for being the 2x Sexiest Man Alive’s, girl who ‘tamed’ the I’ll never commit, A-lister, Oscar Winner, Women Want Him, George Clooney’s girlfriend (check)
Publicity at Every Public Outing for SL (check)
Paparazzi exposure for SL – includes obvious tip-offs and oh-my-just-happen-to-be-there-tipoffs (check)
Traveling the World via Private Jet with GC for SL (check)
Premieres & Award Shows for SL (check)
Designer dresses, baubles, bangles & beads for SL (check)
Magazine & print exposure for SL (check)
TV exposure for SL (check)
Runway exposure for SL (check)
Charity exposure for SL (check)
Whitewashed old career (check, check, check)
New career for SL (check)
Cash for SL (check)
House paid for in full for SL (check)
Did I miss anything?
Yes. GC is certainly paying the price. Why?
@Katie – Is your friend older than GC? Was he seeing her while he was with Talley or Aguero? Sorry, confused. Trying to get the timeline.
George was listed in Time Magazine’s 2008 100 Most Influential People He was #71. Roseanne Barr wrote his comments.
George wrote Brad & Angelina’s comments. They are listed as #21.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1733748_1733752_1735741,00.html
It doesn’t look like Ms. Larson paid off her mortgage. It looks like she refinanced on Nov. 2, 2007. I don’t know what the transaction on Nov. 14, 2007 was for but it doesn’t look like the loan was paid off.
Okay, not that I’m defending George but…
It makes sense that he would pay off her mortgage.
Think about it.
If she was making enough money to pay her mortgage – let’s say it was $2000 a month working and she earned enough at her ahem *regular job* and sudennly some rich guy wants her to spend almost 24/7 with him so he has a date to the red carpet events (or maybe he even felt that he was falling in lust) then how would she be able to pay her mortgage if she wasn’t able to work at her regular job?
He pays off her mortgage, she closes down the house, turns off utilities so basically she’s got no pressing bills to pay.
He’s housing and feeding her and I’m assuming clothing her so what does she need money for now? Nothing.
So she got her house paid off – she probably still owed about $390 or so on it – he pays it off, she’s free to travel and be with him.
It was either that or put her on the payroll and have his company cut her a check every two weeks! LOL!
Now here’s the question I have – how’s she going to pay the taxes on that *GIFT* he gave her or the *INCOME* she earned that enabled her to get that mortgage paid off? She just added $390,000 or so to her earnings last year.
Or did he buy the house from her then sell it back to her for a $1. I’m not a real estate nor tax expert – just wondering how you get around the tax burden on that one.
I was going to stay out of this since it’s financial but what the hell.
It looks like she paid off her second, re-fi’d with a new vendor. Now, who’s holding the loan? It looks like a bank. Is the re-fi through GC? Is he paying the new loan? No idea, not going to look. Pay the fee, get the document, report back if you want to know.
Tax question: (asked a CPA friend) IF the house remained in her name there is no gift, he pays her, she pays the bank. She just paid off her loan early. IF there was a change in ownership, which is not shown in the list of transactions and then new owner sold it back to SL for $1, it still would not be a gift. It WOULD re-qualify the property for a new tax evaluation possibly upping her tax bill.
Anyone care to go back and figure out what was happening in “As the Labia Turns” soap-opera time-line? That might tell you more.
Just a thought…the magician told me. (sorry, I couldn’t resist)
Oh, the how/what if GC did give her the money.
She signs a note that he never intends to collect, it’s booked as a loan. She pisses him off, he gets a clue whatever and the loan is called uncollectable. It then becomes a write-off to him, his company or whatever trust made the gift/loan.
Clooney DID NOT PAY off SARAH LARSON”S HOUSE!!!!!
The instrument Brie referred to as being recorded on Nov. 14 is a Substitution of Trustee & Full Reconveyance. The lender that holds the mortgage files this when they choose to elect a new trustee. This new trustee has the authority to reconvey the mortgage lien upon the pay-off of the mortgage loan. That’s what this document does. Her mortgage company would not be filing this type of document if the loan had been paid off.
@JustWanna
Don’t know how much she put down on the house but in 2 years payments are all interest except for a few dollars – it doesn’t balance out where you start paying more of the principal than interest till you are 1/2 way through the mortgage. Banks want to get their money first. Even if her mortgage was $400,000, making $200,000 per year as she supposedly does would cover the mortgage. She could pay it. If she made $200,000 per year, that’s roughly $15-$17,000 per month. If she made $100,000 per year, that’s $8-$9 per month. She could afford to pay a mortgage on that salary. How much money can she spend in a month! I am pretty sure she banked a lot. How much cash did she receive – all those ‘tips’. You can also have your monthly mortgage taken out of your bank account each month – on time – so she didn’t even need to be there to lick the stamp.
Plus, they had already been traveling for 3 months for MC and had just about finish traveling. They were in Europe, Dubai, in Dec. for a week or so for his Peace Award. The rest, in the tabloids in LA, be papped all over the place, drunk, kissing, etc. Ah, maybe this was her pre-birthday gift ….
To me, this is A-typical gold-digger, blackmail or GC’s generosity. If you make THAT much money and you can’t pay your mortgage? Where’s all your money? Even if she moved in with GC for 6 months, why not pay your mortgage for 6 months ahead of time … why paid in full.
GC is very generous. He bought Krista $30,000 (think that’s the price) diamond earrings, expensive bracelet for Renee when they broke up (which Cornish alluded to- which was again, incorrect). He bought Talley’s kid some kind of expensive guitar (autographed or something). That’s off the top of my head. He is very generous. So who knows. BUT a mortgage, that is a lot of money.
I couldn’t in good conscience let anyone pay my mortgage or bills, just couldn’t. I would feel obligated. Wouldn’t be right. If I could do it on my own and I’m poor, why can’t she do it on her own – she supposedly makes $200,000? Something’s up…
Anon2 — Funny post (check!). Thanks for the laughs. NK is still the golden retriever on this forum — once he/she gets his/her teeth in something, doesn’t let go. Which I find hilarious. Cornish: Is it Terry Hatcher?
I still think two people who are truly in love and who have been separated for a month or so would be diving into one another’s arms upon his return. Perhaps they have been and GC is playing it low key, for once.
No, I don ‘t think a ladylike interview by SL is going to change anyone’s mind. If she’d owned up to her raunchy past, admitted her mistakes, and apologized? Well, let’s just say she missed a great opportunity to do just that.
OMG! Clooney dumps Larson!! It’s official!!
Ok, kidding. Here’s some claim (likely completely fabricated), that he ‘temporarily’ dumped her for starting the engagement rumour (because she was jealous of Renee).
As NK says, ‘as the labia turns’. Stay tuned!
http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/04/george_clooney_dumps_sarah_larson_for_leaking_engagement_rumor.php
Well… I never said I was good at math! LOL
So it seems it still may be up in the air paid off, not paid off.
Thanks Katie you did give the group something else to talk about.
I think she has a nose job!!!! Look at the photos from when she’s in amsterdam and working at that moon place in the PALMS!! And look at the photos now and the ones at lastnightsparty.com! Her nose is now thinner!
Owning up to a raunchy past would be admitting she made mistakes, and I’m pretty sure she’d never do that. I’m constantly amazed how the media seems to eat this up..one site calling her a ‘star’ (?). Unlike some of you, I don’t think she’s gone at all–she’s gotten everything through associations with men, and has hit the motherlode. It’s only wishful thinking that he’d find a woman with a little class. Oh, and Anon2, I liked your list of her ‘accomplishments’…would only add…Turning GC’s image into that of a needy sugar daddy…priceless.
Anon2 and newkid: you are starting to sound like stalkarazzis yourselves. Knock it off. Next thing you know, you’ll be checking her credit report and birth certificates. go examine yourselves. that’s just fucked imo.
Some of the people on here creep me out by their sheer domineering comments and idiot remarks to one another. “My psychic’s right and yours is wrong.” Weird to think there are people arguing with each other over who’s right and wrong and then arguing opinions from psychics. ? That’s nutty enough. Seems some of y’all are more mad that people aren’t giving you answers over those that are or that might be or that even hypothesize. I think it’s a given that 99% of the people on here and elsewhere don’t like the broad so why go bashing each other over who hates her more? what a waste. In one month’s time, this board will probably be history. It’ll go to cybernet hell or get thrown to the recycling bin cause it’s taking too much memory from deadc’s computer. or the site manager will decide it’s old hat.
Kinda sick to think what that poster from a few days ago said. She will be sitting down reading this crap, probably crying her eyes out. Not that we care, but some of y’all – i swear you just like to hear yourselves speak.