From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
The $25,000 AFAN AIDS Walk donation was a collection of pledges from her walk team.
Just a little somthing that Norm at the lvrj left out.
PEOPLE Magazine on-line had a pic of George in L.A. on Thursday. Is Sarah with him or not. And the EXTRA segment never aired, nor did the promo promoting it air again. Could it be that George had it pulled?
There was a picture at People of George leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles on Thursday.
Anon2 –
I don’t believe that he has already met “the one”, because as you say “he wouldn’t just let her walk on by or flash him a look and forget her once it’s happened”. I believe he knows there is someone and he knows “about” her, but he hasn’t met her. I also believe that he drinks because he can’t be with her and as you say, is drowning his sorrows. Maybe she’s not ready yet either.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. I think her missing is WHY he drinks. :(
I bet she’s a little blue, too.
Just have to hope they both embark upon a readiness together and that life brings them the opportunity(ies) to make it happen. Hopefully sooner than later.
I don’t mean to minimize SL’s participation in the AIDS walk. I know that her father passed away from the illness and I have no doubt that an end to this disease is something she, as well as the rest of us, would like to see.
The problem is that she publicized it. She was the one who leaked the information to Norm at the Las Vegas Review Journal. Norm Clarke at the Review Journal (sister paper to SL’s fashion photo spread in Feb) is SL’s well known press source in Vegas. He gets stories and details on SL that no one else gets (such as the first and last names of completely unknown friends who are with her at obscure events, as well as “courtesy” photos that SL gives him). He’s been caught several times now grossly exaggerating or completely misrepresenting facts that mysteriously always place SL on a pedestal. And there is never any mention of her negative press in his column. Never.
No one in the media caught wind of SL’s charity bit on Sunday. Her partying with her friends that same night and on Monday night got immediate coverage. No mention of her charity walk. When no one in the media picked up on it – not even Norm – SL leaked it FOUR days later to the LVRJ.
And no the $25,000 wasn’t a single private donation from SL as Norm’s write up may lead people to believe. It was the total of pledged donations collected from multiple sources by her walk team, which is a big difference. I’m not dismissing her efforts just saying that her entire team and all those who pledged to them deserve credit. That it was a team effort should have been made clear.
Another problem is that there has been no charity work from SL until she got into a PR crisis.
SL’s debut runway was in bathing suits designed by a former Vegas escort, of all people. Then lewd and disgusting photos of SL surfaced and this time her sordid background hit the print media. The L.A. premiere of “Leatherheads” was heavily compromised and shortened as a result, and then the film went into the crapper. GC and SL separate for a month and during this time she’s a last minute addition to a charity runway in Vegas and then a charity walk. It’s damage control 101.
And that takes some of the wind out of the sails of her grand gesture.
Well, we know GC will be in NYC on May 5, the date of the Costume Institute’s annual Gala, of which he is co-chair (with Julia Roberts). That event is just six short business days away.
As to SL’s raunchy pics, yes, they were distasteful, but there’s much worse out there. Heather Mills has full frontal legs-spraddled nude pics all over the internet, including plenty of sagging boobs with some of the largest aureolas known to womankind. IMHO these breasts are positively ghastly, yet, obviously, since they appeared in a German magazine pre-Paul, and given her admiring gaze downward, she, and others, do not share my opinion. What has the world come to? That this is what women feel they must do to gain attention, or to value themselves? At least SL has not gone that far. That’s not saying much, I realize, given her photos and vids, but it’s something to be said in her favor. McCartney denied there were any nude pics of his wife, until the divorce, then suddenly the information floodgates opened.
Another point: Misrepresentation of celebrity assets is the NORM. Example: Monica Belluci is KNOWN for her voluptuous figure, and, more specifically, her cleavage. Yet, in some candid photos showing her sunbathing topless on a yacht, you can clearly see there is NOTHING (more or less) there! Small, sagging, and cone-shaped, what little there is. So how is this heaving cleavage achieved with so little? Push-up bras, (plastic) chicken fillet padding, the list goes on. Not to mention body doubles for the nude scenes. I am a seasoned filmgoer, and a reasonably intelligent person. Yet even I felt the let down once I saw those yacht shots. What you see is simply not (always) what you get. Hollywood is fake; the people they create for your viewing pleasure are so fake.
btw, i miss the clooneystudio.com website. this person really stayed on top of GC news, and kept it all together in once place. he/she was also VERY thorough. it was just an easy and fun way to keep up with GC’s celebrity activities. no other dedicated fan site compares (or is as good) IMO. and no, i am not clooney studio!
George @ Dan Tana’s Friday night — no Sarah
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/26/george-clooney-dines-at-dans/
Robin Leach is questioning whether it was GC’s money.
http://blogs.lasvegasmagazine.com/VegasLuxeLife/strip-scribbles-186/
*Did George Clooney’s steady lovemate, Vegas model Sarah Larson donate $25,000 of the movie superstar’s money to Penn and Teller’s AID’s charity walk?
She was on stage with the Rio headliner magicians who made a matching donation of $50,000 for their team’s efforts. All told over $750,000 was raised by the walk’s marchers!
This sounds like she’s trying to do reputation repair –
@Anon-I’ll type up my Faye notes this afternoon. Faye reads from me holding cards, I don’t tell her “Hey, is GC going to marry SL?” She tells me what she sees, names, inititals,colors, things etc.
http://www.celebutopia.net/forum/showthread.php/george-clooney-and-grant-heslov-go-lunch-studio-70326.html?p=635731#post635731
Let’s get Grant involved, why not? (a SL free-zone)
thanks new kid! nice photos. our celeb looks refreshed, as if he’s shed a few years while in europe. i don’t think he looks scrawny at all (as everyone says) just fit. weirdly, grant heslov reminds me (a little) of my ex!! haha. speaking of trying to stay fit, i thought everyone would enjoy knowing that a few days ago i hiked up that trail that starts out at fryman park (i think that is the name — it was mentioned on this board ages ago) and OMG. no one told me it is straight up for about the first mile and NOT an easy walk. the person i spoke to said ‘yeah, but it levels off after the concrete ends’ and all i can say is NO IT DOES NOT. you’re either going up or going down, but rarely is there a moment’s rest (or even a place to rest). i never got even near the clooney man’s estate (have no idea where it is and don’t really care – believe it or not, i really was there for the exercise) because i gave up after 35 minutes and turned around to head back. i left the water bottle in the car, and there was just no point in trying to continue. so, about an hour an ten minutes on the trail in all, and i did not see as much as i would have liked. the path does seem popular and it was much cleaner than runyon, but people, for god’s sakes, clean up after your dogs. someone thought it would be funny to toss the (full) baggie up into one of the trees adjacent to the trail (not cute). other than the occasional dog poo, it was a good walk. i will add this one to my list of trails (always looking for good new ones) and try again another time, during cooler weather, and when I am better equipped (with water!). the views through the trees were, on occasion, incredible. your really feel ‘away’ from civilization while up there. that is all…interesting that the SL stuff didn’t air. i thought it was at least possible that the recent publicity was an attempt to rehabilitate her image, or at least establish that she is moving toward becoming a celeb who stands on her own. i have no idea if there is a master plan of course, just curious as to how this will play out. as to giving to charity, that’s all good, but the lvrj should definitely have credited all those who walked the walk. not cool at all if ‘norm’ whathisname did that on purpose.
No Sarah, hmmm, sounds like a good thing but knowing George it may not be since he has been prone to go back for seconds and thirds and fourths…
Every time we thought he was done with Krista, oops, there she was again.
It took several years for that to finally end. But I think it’s because Krista finally realized he was NEVER going to marry her and he was NEVER going to walk her down a red carpet.
Sarah, however, has gotten the red carpet walk. I won’t believe it’s over till she’s regularly pictured with a new guy and/or she ends up married to someone else. Cause it’s not like she had a thriving modeling career before she met George…
Let’s see what happens at the charity event. Will she be with him? Will she surprisingly appear in NYC and be pictured in the loids? Let’s hope not.
And now to something truly serious – I just got an email today from the Darfur coalition stating that the food aid to Darfur has gotten cut in half. This food crisis is getting serious. I’ve noticed more reports of rioting in some countries due to food shortages. And I did hear that markets here in the US have limited the amount of rice people can buy at one time. Apparently, people are starting to hoard rice. What next?
January 20 2009 can’t come soon enough for me.
http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/george_clooney/george_clooney_at_dan_tanas.php
Dan Tana video, new haircut, new bodyguard – kinda looks like Bryan Lourd, rested ready for god knows what. (SL free zone)
To say there are worst pictures out there of other women’s bad behavior is beside the point. Yes there are the Britney Spears’ of the world but they’re hardly respected now are they? Reese Witherspoon is respected. The vast majority of young and attractive women that are successful in show business have not exposed there labias for money, nor have they had themselves photographed in public places simulating sex acts. SL’s behavior is still among the minority. She has well earned our disrespect.
And to say she is not as bad as Heather Mills, well my god is who is? Among the very worst women in the world there are scant few who can compare to the insidious she-monster that is Heather Mills. No conduct is acceptable just because there’s worse out there. There is always worse of everything out there. You can find a worse act to all bad deeds and all bad people, no matter how egregious the behavior. Despite what the Girls Gone Wild advertisements would lead people to believe this is still not the conduct of the majority of women, nor is it the conduct of the majority of young women who become successful in show business. SL’s conduct is still very much in the category of the minority and the disgusting.
Let’s not get Grant involved. Have a little sympathy for the guy, would you please? Consider he’s not at the control switch of all this. More like the butt of a terrible joke. A joke that was told over and over and now it’s outmoded and not funny any more and so no one’s telling it anymore. He the last person who should be feeling the heat from this. HE is an honest man. And a humble one at that.
N9NE ended their Sarah’s contract. But she still answers to them. She was never let loose from their grip. Just out on “allowance”. You have them to thank for doing the reasonable thing in yanking the joke from the monologue just as you have them to thank for inserting it to begin with.
So it got delayed a little? Was I that far off the mark? Hardly. Maybe I knew when it was truly nearing it’s end, it’s just wasn’t quite resolute how that end would be played out. It’s still been tweaked in recent past. Come to think of it, aren’t most incubatory times roughly N9NE months, hmm? Some pregnancies are 2 weeks overdue and some even need to be induced. Better, some are fortunately miscarried in the first few weeks or months. Call it mother nature’s choice as what’s to be and not to be.
Your “One”, your “rescuer”, your JC of all things repulsive in this Hollywood twist certainly has her work cut out. But at the very least, her stand-in … her understudy laid a groundwork into a man who cannot and will not ever make such a grievous mistake again. The similarities, few as they are, will at least help sustain a little greater understanding from the vast majority of the public. If Sarah’s survived sheer mud-slinging for obvious reasons, the small criticisms of the One will pale in comparison by a landslide. And don’t act like the critics wouldn’t be there for any of his women. So maybe rethink your judgments from here out. Anyone is better than an escort made out to be a goddess. Don’t expect an overnight introduction, but do keep your hopes up high. Not too far from a new first act. But gratefully, it is as it has been curtains for Sarah. It’s long since been curtains for Sarah and no one is clapping for her performance. She doesn’t even get a final bow. Thankfully, someone got around to using his head.
P.S. To the poster who found herself attuned to remote viewing, you only got about an eighth of the story correct, but I commend you on your vision. Keep practicing because you even wowed the Magician. Not bad, my friend. Not bad.
Faye notes: take this as you will, as with anything in life there is free will, etc etc etc.
She says GC and SL aren’t over yet, there will be one more blow-up (her words) and that there is still something in SL past that hasn’t been yet exposed. That something will be the final nail and that GC will completely cut her off, that he seems to her (Faye) a man who doesn’t like people to not like him, he bends over backwards to make everyone even those he dislikes, like him and not walk away mad. Faye asked me if this was romantic or business, she felt like GC was SL’s agent. That SL saw GC as an ATM but in the beginning had true feelings that he was nothing like she’d ever known but when she figured out what he was about, there is some secret GC has that SL has discovered, SL used it to her advantage. But when GC is done, he’s done and there is no forgiving or turning back the clock to start over.
GC will within the next year have a project that will change his career in a way he hasn’t yet seen, it isn’t acting but it is hollywood based. He needs (her words) to check his head/upper body Faye feels there is something there that is worrisome and a medical checkup is needed. The next guy SL meets she’ll grab and probably settle down, she’s got the alarm clock going, that was one of the issues with GC. She thought he was one-stop shopping (her words.) I gather that to mean, husband, father, ATM, agent and sex machine.
Faye thought that GC did have feelings SUCH AS HE IS ABLE (emphasis mine) for SL but he is basically intimidated by strong women and she came on too strong and then somehow disappointed him (remember Faye doesn’t know who/what/where.)
GC is an old fashioned man at heart, not the barefoot pregnant in the kitchen type, but likes a woman to be a woman but loves a broad (my interpretation.) A woman who can laugh but take care of him at the same time. Someone who won’t compete with him but can still play the game. BUT also a woman who won’t slap his hand away when he wants to be a gentleman or help her. Sounds like the madonna/whore syndrome.
I asked Faye about time frame for all of this and she said within 3 months, that we’ll still see her in/out and about but not necessarily with GC, she’s going to try and fly solo, blaming GC for all her failures both publicly and privately. She also saw SL in a *few* legal tussles. Faye didn’t say if these were past or present or future.
It almost seems to me she’s going to be GC’s Heather Mills.
Faye thinks that GC is a soft-hearted guy and needs to toughen up to any girls sob story, he’d do better. He will settle down by the time he’s 50 and that it would be a death-do-them part relationship, maybe not marriage but someone that is his equal and not a toy (her word.) The woman would possibly even be a year or so older than GC and would have her own world, she wouldn’t be dependent upon him for anything that she didn’t want to (be dependent.) And the thing that struck me was that Faye said HE would willingly be depenedent upon her, it would be an adult relationship. His parents would approve as would all of his friends, it would be an under the radar relationship and all of a sudden everyone would be saying, where did she come from?
Now, I know this seems like a rehash of our broiled hen and others, maybe they’re onto something maybe Faye is full of crap. I don’t know. Some if not, alot of what psychics give is common sense and generic broad stroke. Take this for what it is, take this how we do the rest of the posts here, with a grain of salt and your morning tea.
One more thing, she said there is a very nasty side to GC that he is an underhanded fighter not a physical one. That what SL saw that charmed her is ultimately what sunk her. Anyone on that comment?
Faye didn’t think much of SL but then her telling comment was “this woman is trying to climb up the ladder on the backs of others when she’s got more than enough of what it takes to climb up on her own. All she needs is the self-confidence to realize she is what she needs, no one else need help her.”
@fark-lurker – Yes. George usually mentions his Aunt R. when he talks about Hollywood & his career, but I don’t think he mentioned it in this interview. I just thought it was odd that he gave himself a specific time limit (and I don’t think he mentions A.R.). It may have been in the Boffo! Hollywood blockbuster special. Can’t remember.
@committment man – Maybe she (the One) is as you say “stuck in a holding pattern”. If that is the case, I don’t think they will be connecting anytime soon. Yes, it can definitely make one feel very blue… one can only imagine.
As of today (Sunday) weekend gross for Leatherheads has it sitting at #12, WORLDWIDE 33 mil against a production budget of 58mil. It fell approx 40% from last weekend.
General rule is for a film to be profitiable it must make 1.5 to 2x the production budget.
Don’t expect award season screeners on this one folks.
Maybe Burn After Reading will do better, it’s got Brad Pitt, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich and Richard Jenkins (a long time Clooney friend) He does much better as part of an ensemble. Currently expected to be released September 12th.
The Mr. Fox movie is supposed to be around Thanksgiving, it will be up against a Harry Potter film and two weeks prior a High School Musical film. Wonder if that will go to die or will Mr. Fox be rescheduled? And maybe a Smurf movie!
I just found this:
Clooney has signed onto a film called “Bad Connection”
A telephone cable splicer inadvertently taps into a CEO”s phone line and hears plans about a corporate merger that could be lucrative for him, if he chooses to use the inside information.
Produced by Robert Lawrence (Oceans 11 amongst others) , Left Bank is a production company-they’ve done small films and also “rock star” (GC exec produced.) Film Roman (usually animation projects) and written by Mike Ledwidge (adapting from the novel, Bad Connection and co-authors alot with James Patterson.)
Not get Grant involved? feh, too bad.
GC has his posse, Grant has been part of it since prior to the marriage of Talia/GC, he’s now a business partner. He’s involved.
If I see a tall dark handsome stranger(ess) coming my way I’ll say hi to the “magician.”
sigh, this cocktail party we call a blog gets bizarre at times, I’ll concentrate really really really hard and envision GC having the one show up, maybe she’ll walk on water, maybe she’ll make the sign of the cross, maybe she’ll just whack him over the head with her club and drag him back to her cave.
It’s all supposition, from Cornish, to Faye to our former astrologer. ANYONE who takes the posts here as 100% fact need to have a reality check. We’re (as was pointed out) gossiping over the back fence. Unless anyone here wishes to identify themselves as part of the posse or posse staff we’re all guessing and hoping.
I’m going to go burn sage, chant and have a few glasses of wine.
Mazel tov.
I think SL is the main reason why the One is stuck in the holding pattern. Not that she isn’t capable of taking care of her own, but that there’s only so much progress she’d make personally or otherwise without him. And all this time George had been giving that time and attention to the WRONG one. Can you imagine how this would have all played out if it HADN’T been SL? He might have actually succeeded in having his love life help his ticket sales. The whole escort thing was just a very bad choice, but obviously made from his own lack of readiness.
George isn’t afraid of strong women as some poster a few posts back said. He doesn’t date women who are already on top of the world and so successful that they don’t NEED him. He needs someone who equally needs him. I think they could become the new power couple if it’s someone of good character and appeal and makes him laugh and is youthfully lively. Kind of makes better sense in the power struggle of things. He’d actually be better off with a stronger but sweeter and more intelligent type who looks to him for help and guidance. Someone who is accomplished as far as her character is concerned, but not necessarily financially or career-wise. He could even be fatherly to her in that he what’s to bring her up to his level in every way he knows how. That kind of need makes a man like him feel very manly. And if she has humility, she’d never lord it over him that she was some camera hungry fame whore. The partnering of this balance would be perfect. That way she’s not sucking the life out of him but is still in NEED of him and he of her. But it seems a moot point to try and persue or be persued by someone who’s focussed attention on the completely wrong one (SL), unless there truly was a useful delay/lesson that was to come of it. Or maybe that he’s learned no matter what the “one’s” disposition is, to never let her be used for his own career’s sake. That’s careless and unloving.
But I do agree with others on SL. I think she’s been choked out for the last few weeks and probably will not be seen nor heard from again. At least not on his accord. If that’s true and with a possible actor walk-out, conditions are not only favorable but ideal for his one/fairytale princess. Hope it happens soon and without all the fanfare that came with SL. For god’s sakes let’s hope if he tackles a new relationship, he goes about it in the best way possible – in PRIVATE.
Also, isn’t the “Bad Connection” movie an old rumor?
SL is GC’s Heather Mills? Okay I’ll buy that. If we’re using her as a metaphor. A sleazy young woman who becomes a PR nightmare for an older, wealthier public figure.
I still happen to think Mills is one of the worst human beings who has ever lived and you can be a very despicable person and still not be as bad as that one. I think Mills is evil. I don’t think Larson is. However, does Mills represent a pattern we’ve seen before — older man starts thinking with his dick instead of his head, and sooner or later his skanky little princess threatens to undo everything he’s worked for? Yep, Mills is a perfect example of that. And so is SL.
From an article dated April 2, 2008:
Meanwhile, gorgeous George – who won a best supporting actor Oscar for Syriana, says he has learned to live with the trappings of being a “celebrity”. “I am a public figure and if I walk out of a brothel with a hooker on my arm, then I deserve what’s coming to me,” he says.
http://www.scottishsundayexpress.co.uk/printer/view/39924/
So how does one frame this – jaw-dropping irony? A Freudian slip? A guilty conscience?
It reminds me of when he did that interview in December, putting down women who gain attention and fame for flashing their crotches. When he gave the quote the Mavrix pictures with SL doing the very same thing had been circulating for over a month.
At the very least, GC is acknowledging that what the public learns about his female bed partners affects his work. That when his private life becomes public, it affects how people see him. He also seems to be saying that when the public finds his sex life sleazy, they have every right to find him sleazy and hold him accountable. That’s exactly what happened and “Leatherheads” paid a terrible price for it. I wonder if he knew that, at least subconsciously, when he gave that quote.
“I deserve what’s coming to me,” he said.
@Cornish – Word puzzles … word puzzles again. My eyes get crossed and my brain starts to hurt …
@New Kid – Thanks for taking the time to do that (go to Faye and write all those notes for us). From what you have written, seems to me Faye is 100% accurate (and so is your note-taking).
You wrote – “One more thing, she said there is a very nasty side to GC that he is an underhanded fighter not a physical one. That what SL saw that charmed her is ultimately what sunk her. Anyone on that comment?”
Some women are attracted to men of power who are ruthless. It is a turn on. SL likes the power of being able to control and ultimately crush, if she so chooses.
SL’s Venus is in Scorpio – just a tidbit “Scorpions have ‘two lobster-like claws’ and when a scorpion captures its victims with its claws, it ‘inflicts a disabling sting with its tail’. Scorpios are thought to be rather cunning, and sometimes revengeful. When you’ve upset these lovers, you’ll know it. Depending on the moment, Venus in Scorpio will shoot you one of the most piercing glares around, or totally blow up. Whichever style they choose, a slighted Scorpio lover is not a pretty sight. These people can be jealous of all of your attachments, but few will admit it. They’re not afraid of being underhanded in matters of the heart, and they are experts at cutting through all the fluff and seeing you for what you are. Still, you may find their conclusions about you seem skewed and mistrustful..” http://www.cafeastrology.com/zodiacscorpio.html
“…you have difficulty being an equal or sharing power with intimates. You know how you to use your intense relationships to further your own ends and to get what you want. Thus you may frequently change and refine your relationships, but also discard them when they no longer serve your purpose. You love to get deep under the surface of things and explore the mysterious and the unknown. You can be manipulative, but mask your selfishness with an outwardly friendly manner. Your love life, and intimate relationships are often an arena in which power, control and manipulation are played out.” http://www.myastrologybook.com/Venus-in-Scorpio-all-about-Scorpio-Venus.htm
Not going into more of this, but you get the idea. I am guessing this is how she found out something about GC that she is using against him for her betterment. (Celine B., GC’s other girlfriend had Venus in Scorpio also – any wonder why she put him through the ringer when they split and she got a lot of money?)
well, i do make a distinction between someone who splays their legs and gives us a full-on beaver views (mills) from one who merely teases. sl’s photos and videos were teases, period. there are no labia exposing sl pics; if they existed, we would have seen them by now. sl’s behavior was tame, tame, TAME by comparison to some other female celebrities (hilton, kardashian, mills, anderson, to name just a FEW). i was offended by her ‘rolling in the sand’ photo as were you, but again, i see that as just plain distasteful, not truely pornographic. there’s a difference.
what’s with the sl quote that she will be in como with GC for his 47th birthday? the costume gala in NYC is on the 5th, his birthday is May 6th (according to imdb). I guess it’s possible he could hop on a plane and head to como the moment the NYC festivities are over, but doesn’t seem likely. my guess is some ‘net blogger made up that sl quote.
I am the evil behind the “donation” uproar. I followed the link one of you provided to Norm’s site and stated that was George Clooney’s money she donated . :) So I guess she had to prove me wrong. I posted the comment under TiredofthisCrap.
Also there’s been some movement at clooneystudio.com. Not updates, but I notice she changed some things.*crosses fingers* I hope she reopens the site soon.
Clooney was on talk show in Europe and he stated, “That he needed to be with someone who understood that HIS career came FIRST!” Hence why the Extra interview was probably shut-down, because at this point he realizes it is her hurting his career and reputation. HE”S FINALLY GETTING IT!!! I believe it was probably her people pushing that interview.
@newkid
It is probably the porno…I know she has a porno, it will be the final straw!!!
They deleted my response!!! :(
It was good, but I don’t remember it word for word. I was echoing the thoughts of the poster Cassie.
The first paragraph stated “I am supposed to be impressed she’s donating George Clooney’s money to charity. Asked where did she get the money etc etc.
Paragraph two was about he minivan group is not buying the whitewashing, because Leatherheads did so poorly at the box office. Also compared the cleaning her up as taking a bucket of bleach water and trying to clean up a marsh. Also mentioned the timeline, ask if she met Clooney in June why was she humping dude on the wall in July. Also how odd it was that he didn’t keep in contact, just out of the blue came to look her up.
Paragraph three what she needed to do, was about her apologizing for embarassing her mother, sisters and brother, as well as Nina and Nick Clooney and just disappearing until things cool down. Especially keeping her name out of the press. I stated if she was really a talented model, she shouldn’t have trouble picking up work after a break.
Darn, darn, darn it !!!! It was a well thought out masterpiece!!
i tried to post a link to the mills pics but the automated system ‘discarded’ it. warning vERY graphic but you will see what i am talking about – big diff between these and sl’s photos. go to celebvids.co.uk and search. they should be there for december ’07.
Apologies if this was already posted but the comment was too on point not to post here.
In a story about some CAA agency flack (or sorry partner) hosting a birthday party for the Girls Gone Wild dvd producer who’s just out of jail — someone wrote (and it wasn’t me either! LOL):
Perception?? In Hollywood?? Are you kidding? As long as actresses like Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman are very public friends with (and CAA reps) George Clooney, who never met a stripper (Sarah Talley), lap dancer, porn star (Krista Allen), go go dancer, N9NE girl (Sarah Larson), or other “girl-on-sale” he didn’t flaunt publicly, they should have nothing to say to Joe Francis or Kevin Huvane. End of story where they are concerned.
The real issue here is whether moviegoers who would shun a movie connected to a publicly avowed racist or antisemite will begin to apply equivalent standards on behalf of respect for women to movies featuring actors, producers, writers, or directors who are closely associated with activites that involve the exploitation of or violence against women. I think that this will begin to happen.
Comment by Wannabe Industry Analyst — April 25, 2008 @ 6:10 pm
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/what-caas-kevin-huvane-is-doing-to-risk-losing-his-actress-clients/
So wait a minute, McCartney paid to suppress the photos of Heather’s skank past while they were married, now that they are divorced he has no problem with the press smearing the mother of his child!!!!
He’s just as bad as Clooney, Grammer and Sheen. Well at least Sheen didn’t leak his children’s mother’ alledge call girl past. It is a shame that I believe she was a Heidi Klum call-girl that Charlie helped clean up. Is that what George Clooney was trying to do?
What is up with male entertainers, are sex workers the only women that they think understand them, or they can relate to ?
I just wish that George had selected a much prettier, much more accomplished, much smarter “BEARD” than Sarah. I don’t think she will ever get Old George to the altar, but if she does it will just be another one of those scam hollywood couplings like the Travoltas or the Cruises……..George should just come out and live his life with one of the young boys he hits on at different events.
This site is like the Energizer Bunny. . .it just keeps going and going, but never dull. Whenever I check in I am always surprised at what I find.
@Newkid-I’ll give Faye’s statement a stab. . .“One more thing, she said there is a very nasty side to GC that he is an underhanded fighter not a physical one. That what SL saw that charmed her is ultimately what sunk her. Anyone on that comment?” GC is known for his quick quips and one-liners, it can be part of his charm, but as noted on this site, he can use those same one-liner as put-downs and verbal slights, than pass it off as a joke. Thus allowing himself to still be the good guy “I was only joking”, when in fact he has verbally eviscerated someone, and they have no way of defending or calling him out on it. He seems like he’d be very good at verbal fighting and able to deliver a knock-out that way, as opposed to a traditional right hook. A very passive-aggressive approach, IMO.
BTW Newkid-your great at research/detective work. Do you think you could locate Sarah’s time and place of birth for those of us interested in astrology.
Tell Faye thank you for all her input.
Being a Scorpio myself, I think George would be paired great with a Scorpio, so long as there was a balance of power. So to whoever was saying that Scorpios are wicked, sorry dearest. You must not have any friends who are Scorpio. They are some of the most trustworthy people out there, very sensual, and love TRUTH. They may sting, however, if provoked. But they don’t sting for no good reason. Remember, SL ate a scorpion. Symbolically speaking, I think she hasn’t a treasure for the very passionate and strong nature of scorpios. I think people tend to act some like their signs, but that’s doesn’t mean someone’s definition of a zodiac sign describes those people to a T. People do seem to misinterpret a lot about Scorpios. Maybe that’s Sarah’s whole problem is that she is NOT one.
Anyways, she is scum and he must be too if he’s that into her.
The only thing that’s standing in the way isn’t so much Sarah as it is George’s confusion as to what’s real and what isn’t. He’s been obsessively swallowed by his own fame and it’s chipped away at his truest parts. So much that for a while, he was really starting to believe the whole gimmick himself. But his misstep cost him. He was in the ideal frame of mind and timing to meet the perfect person in December of 2006. In fact, the “One” was “presented” to him but he didn’t take the bait. Pondered on it for a length, but didn’t take the bait. (He actually has been in her sphere for a cycles.) It wasn’t that she wasn’t the One. She was. He just got thrown by the distraction of her and didn’t act upon it until it was too late … at least for that time. The pendulum didn’t swing around again until months later and he was already dividing his curiosities between several women, and the chance that he had in late ’06 wasn’t as fresh as it was. The attentions he’s giving Sarah rightfully “belonged” to the One and the song and dance WOULD HAVE BEEN much different had it been the One. There wouldn’t be any lies or cover-up’s. The IDEAL time again would be a similar scenario in that there wouldn’t be any distractions away from HER. If he can separate real from fiction – in other words, to cut the crap with Larson for good, he will find the One moving back into his sphere of existence. Perhaps Grant or any other of the Boys could be of a slight assistance in this way, but George does not like being told what to do let alone who to date. Strangely enough, though, George has said that he could entertain meeting someone at a friend’s get-together or that meeting a stranger’s eyes from across a room would be a fun and casual way to gravitate towards someone. This again where Grant’s GOOD judgment could give way to something quite startlingly beautiful. So what gives if George has done that but didn’t follow through? Did he know something and chicken out? Surely it was both HE and HER who weren’t quite ready. Or maybe by mid 2007 the Talley rumors would have sunk any chances with the One. SL’s presence has at least diverted attention away from the Talley tabloids and funny enough, NINE months later the tale has begun to completely unravel. It is now Larson who’s the one who needs to be swept under the carpet. But why the nine months? At least in the Magician’s eyes, it has been played out as it has for very good reasons and there’s no need for remorse in that. Try explaining that to his fans! What we resist persists. The Magician has taken on an air of lightness about it all. A magician always seems to know the outcome before the trick has been performed. Sarah is no mentalist, though she’d love to pat herself on the back and take full credit for this whole scene. The Magician is laughing hysterically at her with good sport, of course. It wasn’t always so funny, in fact, sometimes the joke was downright cold and upsetting … for most of us. Sometimes the waters truly must be tested through an abstract object rather than the object of desire to prevent any missteps on HER behalf.
Getting a good feeling of collective brainstorming her, all. Your ONE? She is an almost unknown. She is a rock foundation. She is impressively powerful without being demanding. She does pray on the matter. She does script her epiphanies. She is even a little confused/blue by the game. And someone else said it without saying it at all … she is a scorpio. The stage is definitely set. Now someone keep that curtain down on SL. Julia? Your assistance is required! Talk some sense into the boy once and for all! Do not allow this disgraceful sideshow freak an encore!
@Shelly: Heidi Fleiss?
Look, GC can mea culpa all he wants, it’s not going to change what he’s done and to whom he’s done it. IF this were the first time he’s chosen a woman with a questionable, internet verifiable, past then “oops I did it again” couldn’t be his theme song.
He knows she screwed more than him, he knows he screwed more than her. His career took a hit at a time when his A-list status was shaky and his heart-throb status moving onto the next generation. Joke about it or not, he’s facing fears he’s not likely faced before and he’s now doing it alone.
While you find out who are your true friends when things are bad, I don’t hear/see one person publically speaking out to defend that GC is a good guy and look, that’s just who he is, but he’ll bounce back. Sometimes silence isn’t the best weapon.
With “Burn” opening Venice he’ll have come full circle, this was the first time we saw SL and with Coen(s) and the Oscar the buzz should for awhile be on the film and it’s cast rather than GC and his “friends.”
May 5th and 6th are approaching fast, time will tell if Faye is correct.
@Anon – my pleasure.
When I find the porn you know damn well I’ll post the link – research only, yup that’s what I’ll call it. I wonder if it is deductable as a business expense?
When posting links that the first try rejects, remove the http part, the blog doesn’t think it’s a link and should get it by. (deadC knows about this, he’s the one who told me.) I had that problem when I posted the slideshow links and had more than 3, the blog probably thought I was spamming.
LOL@ Chuck I think you just offended some in the homosexual community. There are dozens of gay men shouting, they could do much better than Larson!!! He’s not gay, he just like’ em a bit on the skankish side. If he was gay she would at least have a good stylist, hair and make up with be impeccable. Some gay men KNOW how to make women look good!! :) That is why some are hairstylist, make up artist and stylist. Some of my best make up and fashion advice came from gay men. Tips still work to this day.
@commitment man
I just hope he finds someone to settle him down. He just needs to leave the Peter Pan complex alone, grow up and move to a new level in life. Being the old guy at the club has to be lonely. He also tries immerse himself in his work to avoid emotional commitment. The funny thing is all of his true friends are married. You are right if he finds the right woman, they can become a power couple. He needs someone to bring a softer side, he’s so hard and cold.
Ooops sorry I meant Heidi Fleiss, not Klum.
George was spotted at a screening of Pulp Fiction with Quentin Tarantino and NO Sarah last night. (Makes sense since Quentin gave him his first starring film role). So I hope this is a sign that the Sarah story has ended.
As to his quote above:
“I am a public figure and if I walk out of a brothel with a hooker on my arm, then I deserve what’s coming to me,” he says.
Well to paraphrase Professor Higgins: “I think he’s got it!”
About fucking time…
George is not stupid – he just chose badly – again. Can we all breathe a sigh of relief now? At least until the next bad move?
Just read that Burn After Reading will be opening the Venice Film Festival in August. That means George and Brad will most likely be there – unless it’s too soon or near the time Angie is supposed to give birth. I don’t know what the due date is supposed to be as I’ve not kept up with the Jolie-Pitts.
Will there be another gal or will he so stag? Personally, I’d like to see him take some time off from the babes and really concentrate on what the hell he’s going to do with his career.
No, seriously, I think he needs to rethink the projects he’s picking. Maybe he should put his energy into reinventing his career – ’cause he’s had too many films that did not meet expectations.
He’d do well to find himself a franchise film – let me rephrase that – a good franchise film. Batman was not that – at least not in my opinion.
Like the Bourne films or the Indiana Jones films – not that they need to be action adventure, but something like the Ocean’s films in that there is the potential to continue the saga.
If done well then if the audience liked the first one then you have a built in audience for the second. And I don’t see anything wrong with the serial type of film. (No not comic books types but films that don’t just end or only deal with a specific time period – but films that make you want to come back).
I know I’m one of the older folks on here, but the weekly serials were great because they continued the story and made you come back again to see what was happening the next week.
Of course it’s done today, but not as much as in the past. Why does everything have to end in one episode or in one movie? What’s wrong with ending some of the storyline but leaving another or others open? If done well it can be the start of a good series of films.
Or he might look into the more lucrative aspect of entertainment. Singing? No he’s proven he can’t sing. I’m talking video games.
What the projection on today’s new release of GTA 4? They expect to do something like $400 million in sales? Or something really outrageous like that.
Not that I’m promoting violent/sexist video games, but there seems to be a lot of money flowing from that area. Maybe a non violent/sex laden video game. I don’t know if it would sell as well, seeing as that industry is again geared to the 18-30ish young men who are buying this stuff. But that’s another area he might look at.
Just a thought.
Hell, at least I’m thinking alternatives – maybe George should be too.
Wait, now that I think about it – maybe I should look at designing a vg. Hell, I’ve even got a concept that would sell with women – I’d call it “Shoot a Ho” LOL
You design it so that the gamer can pick not just who they want to be but what the villain looks like.
Say you could be Halle Berry and you pick Paris Hilton as the “ho.” Get extra points if you nick her sister while you’re shooting at her.
Okay, too violent.
How about they don’t shoot at each other but they are allowed to throw insults and the best comeback wins.
Paris: “Hey Halle, nice looking man you got there. Wanna share?”
Halle: “You too bit skanky ho – get away from my man!”
Paris: “Who you calling too bit?” “I’ll have you know I’ve got more money than you!”
Halle: “Not since granddaddy disowned you – you don’t!”
Okay, maybe not…
Should have picked someone with more brains than Paris…
It’s obvious I have too much time on my hands today. “Step away from the computer – step away from the computer.”
Till next time folks, same time, same station. :-)
I Know This Guy’s A Liar Cause He Said He Saw ‘Leatherheads’
Actor/director George Clooney faced the United Nations Movie Director Court on Thursday afternoon. Clooney was there to argue his case for not being placed into movie jail for his most recent directional outing, Leatherheads. Clooney attempt to defend the film on its merits as a throwback to the screwball comedy genre and what not, but the jury was simply not buying it. Clooney, realizing that his back was against the wall, boldly admitted that the film was simply a vanity project and asked if Good Night and Good Luck provided him a “get out of jail for free” card. The jury pondered for a moment and asked Clooney if he had any intentions of making any more films with Steven Soderbergh. Clooney shook his head no and stated that it could happen one day, but he had no immediate plans to do so. The jury deliberated a bit longer and came back with a verdict: Clooney was on directorial probation meaning that Clooney would have to act in or at least help finance a film by an arty director like Terry Zwigoff or Pedro Costa.
http://defamer.com/383898/i-know-this-guys-a-liar-cause-he-said-he-saw-leatherheads
Does anyone like juspokemyeyseout have any hard proof that George was spotted at a screening of Pulp Fiction with Quentin Tarantino and without Sarah last night?
Okay what I found out
She registered to vote: October 18, 2004
She graduated with a Bachelor of Science: Spring of 2001
She has a hunting license (in Nevada)
Someone above posted her birthdate as December 20, 1978 but everything I’m finding points to April 1978, still looking for the date, born in Washington state, it seems.
Her family (?) Teresa McLees own Pied Piper Pub in Kent. Beyond that, I’m entering the realm of cyber-stalking. If I find a date I’ll post it, if anyone finds differently, please post.
Correction!
Voter database lists her birthdate as December 20, 1978, she is reg’d non-partisan.
I’m curious who the poor woman is with the same name, in the same state with the april birthdate. Her life must be a living hell.
Okay I’m officially cyber-stalking:
Bellingham Municipal Court Oct 31, 2005, Criminal-nontraffic court case.
Case #CB0049219
Records not online. A bit of Halloween impishness?
I AM NOT DONE with anything that isn’t links to articles/pictures and honestly, they’re getting a bit boring. Stick a fork in SL she’s done.
BTW, these are all online, free database that I’m using, I’ve not paid one dime for any of the information I’ve found, anyone who is proficient at Google/searching can/should/will find the same information.
@Cornish Game Hen
It sounds as if you are talking about Jennifer Aguero. She’s not as skanky as Larson, no vagina shots we know of yet, but there’s a photo of her in lingerie with her legs wide open, skanky nonetheless. The photo is not sexy at all. She’s actually the same body type as Larson, long and thin. She’s the one who’s grandparents sold their story to the tabloids. ( not a good thing with Clooney). That would fit the timeline, he supposedly dated her for four-five months, ended early 2007. So again, we are to believe George Clooney is pining away for another skank, as he supposedly did with Larson?
I hope you don’t think she is the “ONE”. If so he wouldn’t have broken up with her, now would he?
@new kid… I had the name of the film. I need to backtrack and find it. When she first came out, there was a site that stated she was in a little known film and gave the title. I didn’t see anything in Imbd for her or the film, so I assumed it is porn.
**sigh** if only I could remember that the word “to” has three spellings and meanings. To, too and two — the latter being the one I should have used in my last post…
Cornish – Beware, Your Magician is pulling a trick on You. What Your Magician illudes to be the truth is not the truth, but an illusion to trick you.
New Kid – Keep us posted on the Faye visits. Do you remember what she has said in the past (before this visit)? In answer to you – ” And the thing that struck me was that Faye said HE would willingly be dependant upon her” – Doesn’t have to mean financially dependant. Could be a very trusting relationship where he can depend on her for her advice (personal & professional), emotional support, etc. Someone (sorry can’t remember who) mentioned that perhaps she could be like George’s mom, Nina, who ran Nick’s business, and run George’s business affairs. George is very smart, but he has made some mistakes and said some dumb things. He does want to please everyone, all the time. She may be his guidance in a lot of ways. George would be able to let his guard down, knowing she is there for him and trust in what she says to be in his best interest. So I can see how George would be dependant upon her. This would be the “giving” relationship, whereas all his other relationships were the “taking”.
Don’t think George is intimidated by a strong woman – I think he is turned off by a demanding woman, which is what SL seems to have been and turned out to be. I believe George may be turned on by a strong woman – “who won’t compete with him but still play the game” (as Faye said). SL wants the game played in her court, her way, her rules, so have other women that he has met and that is a turn off. A strong woman can have a lot of fun with him, just by playing…
C-Man – Totally agree with you on the type of woman, however, don’t think it will happen for another 2 years (coinciding with George’s interview where he mentions that he has 5 yrs left -50- & Faye’s prediction). I don’t know much about “holding patterns” but I believe it won’t be at least for 2 years. I could be wrong. Wouldn’t be the first time I was wrong.
Extra has an exclusive one-on-one with SL. Wednesday, April 30.
“George was spotted at a screening of Pulp Fiction with Quentin Tarantino and NO Sarah last night. (Makes sense since Quentin gave him his first starring film role). So I hope this is a sign that the Sarah story has ended.”
Justwannapokemyeyesout, where did you get this info? Can you please post a link? Thanks!
@dumble…
Two of my friends were at the screening. I was supposed to go but had a dental emergency so I had to pass.
Hmm that should have been I AM DONE…interesting slip of the keyboard…I can’t wait for the Extra spot – it will be on their web site, she’s not worth my TiVo time.
@anon: prior to the last 2 times, I’ve not asked about SL. I don’t usually have Faye read for me because as a friend I feel that her readings would be tainted by knowledge of who/what I am/doing. She’s been spot on and she’s been way off, I suppose if she were 100% I’d be the newest lottery millionaire, or she would.
Sorry, hit submit before I finished.
They said he sat near the back with Quentin. They noticed him and told me about it this morning.
They knew not to call me last night after the film because – unless it’s a family emergency (as in somebody better well be fucking bleeding) my friends/family know that once I’m in bed — don’t wake me up! LOL