From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
angela,
i posted information about fahrettin. it was not posted by deadc. here is it again. ironically i have been trying to access this site all morning and my dsl has been jammed. my associate emailed stan and told him and his buddies to knock it off. here is what i posted. so angela,and everyone i hope this helps.
i have to be careful for me and my associate. they can throw slander or some other stupid move.
here i go again!
hello guys,
there is something i forgot to say. george mentioned this blog in the esquire mag. the joke about him being gay,gay and not gay, gay,gay is in reference to where fahrettin aslan oluk’s name is.
another thing is that when i asked if anyone had info on amir malekan it is rumoured there is a link between this amir jerk, and fahrettin. if you have kept up with articles on george, there is now someone put out a fake fashion line.
from what i remember they apparently tried to make it look like george had allowed his name, and so forth for this fashion line. interesting huh?
this amir creep and fahrettin has deep connections with turkey and germany. amir is deeply connected in italy as well. he as i said deserves to be in jail. it is not a stretch of the imagination that there is a connection to sarah as well. why? my associate told him to get lost after the second time she went to dinner. apparently he shares a taste for the exotic like ms. sarah. there were other things, but they must remain private.
i personally think there is a definite reason to why sarah remains with george. she is hard to get rid of. just like amir was for my associate. amir has strong ties to fashion especially in italy. i think personally sarah is trying to take george for a ride, with some help.
in the midst of that somehow he got himself in a situation where it is taking down his career. there was a purpose for him letting sarah listen to the tape as he did with that reporter. my hunch is that she or whomever is involved with this soap opera has been pushing george more. george threw a punch in the face so to speak with that taped message.
again, i am putting pieces together to help my associate. i have taken bold measures, and did it for good reasons. there is a lot in play, and truth needs to come to the surface. at the rate it is going, this is going down bad. sarah as many has said will not go without a fight.
you can feel sorry for her, but she knows the score. from what is being revealed today, she has hung with some real winners according to that gambling911.com . we will continue to hear more, sarah will continue to tell her side of the “story”.
what you need to pay attention to is the back and forth going on between the stories. i find that interesting. george had a article that came out today stating someone should tell sarah that she is getting married to him. something is up.
as i said before, and will say again: fahrettin aslan oluk and sarah are fairtytales. in terms of this amir creep, he was brought in like others for whatever reason to create diversions and strife. amir is a violent person. due to my associates health, they could not fight him to well. he forced himself into my associates house, with another man. this creep tried to pull her top and brassiere off to show off her body like she was a piece of meat.
she fought him and end up with bruises and marks on his body. this is why the police took care of this creep. oh! another thing, the valentine’s show of “love” is bogus somewhere too. sarah was stalking my associate at 7:15-7:30 am february 15, 2008. if they had a romantic weekend, then why was sarah watching my associates house on the 15th of feb before 8am?
everyone keep patching this puzzle together. all of you are doing great. i have a gut instinct that sarah, amir, and fahrettin is in all of this crap together. george needs to get his faculties together, and tone down the arrogance and ego; unless he is playing a part of this nonsense, and why?
there are a lot of unanswered questions here. one thing for sure, sarah has to keep her claws so to speak into george as long as she can. a lot of shady/dark areas, and not too much sunshine to cast a light on all of this. i think this will not be the case soon though. jmo
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@Daffy
“Sit DOWN SL!” — Whew! LMAO, I needed that.
Ok — this is for “happiness” — and it freaks me out! Please tell me it’s not true!
George Clooneys Boyfriend Fahrettin Aslan Oluk lives here
Was just talking with someone who worked on the movie Syriana. He was like do you know who George Clooney’s boyfriend is? I was like why George Clooney is ###? He was like yeah do you know who his boyfriend is? George show some guys a picture of this turkish guy Fahrettin Aslan Oluk.
http://www.rottenneighbor.com/story.php?id=87469_george_clooneys_boyfriend_fahrettin_aslan_oluk_lives_here
@new kid
That is probably the reason he hates women, a 40 page divorce sounds real nasty!! I saw the hickeys on her neck as well. This story gets funnier and funnier as it plays out.
Sarah Larson may be looking forward to spending time in Italy with George Clooney for furthering her modeling career, but she’s getting plenty of work in the U.S.A. already! Following her turn on the Ashley Paige runway, the beauty hit the catwalk for the Clark County Medical Society Alliance luncheon for The Shade Tree fundraiser that helps stranded homeless and abused women and children in crisis. As if her glam Pucci gowns weren’t enough, Larson also wore a Hearts on Fire 14-carat diamond necklace worth $200,000 and their 18-carat earrings worth a whopping $300,000. But note to Clooney — she also asked if the diamond line made rings as well. . .
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http://offtherack.people.com/2008/04/11/the-scoop-on-sarah-larsons-mega-diamonds/
This sparks of having Stan the Man’s hand. Ooo, I rhymed!
If so then Sarah’s going to be spitting blood when he comes back from Europe. Or was she supposed to meet him there?
Are George Clooney and Renee an Item? (pictures at the links)
Well, judging from their body language from the following photographs, there seem to be a story there. The duo looked very comfortable with each other, and were spotted at several events, constantly cuddling and canoodling.
The pair, who admitted to W magazine last year that they have been friends for about a decade, will be seen in Leatherheads, Clooney’s next directorial venture.
While the friendship may have started 10 years ago, it was only recently that the two were spotted looking very much at ease with each other.
Just look at this photograph of the two taken in February during the 80th Academy Awards ceremony. Renee seems to be caressing Clooney’s face rather intimately, while Clooney laps up the attention.
http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2008/apr/11slide1.htm
There were rumours that the pair dated in 2003 after Renee split from fiance Jim Carrey. But the duo have always maintained that they are ‘just friends’.
Looking at their lovey-dovey show during the premiere of Leatherheads in March, we can’t help but wonder.
http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2008/apr/11slide2.htm
Over the past few months, Clooney has been romantically linked to a number of beauties — from Charlie’s Angels actress Lucy Liu, who uttered the worn out ‘just friends’ phrase yet again, to Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher.
Meanwhile, his camaraderie with Renee seems to be getting stronger. The two were spotted sharing a private joke during a photocall of Leatherheads earlier this month. Notice Renee’s hand on Clooney’s chest. Clooney, on his part, seems to have eyes only for Renee.
http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2008/apr/11slide3.htm
Proof that the two are still going strong (as friends, anyways) can be seen in this latest photograph taken on April 10 at Leatherheads Rome premiere.
They almost look like a couple, don’t you think?
http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2008/apr/11slide4.htm
“There were rumours that the pair dated in 2003 after Renee split from fiance Jim Carrey. But the duo have always maintained that they are ‘just friends’.”
Actually, they’re no longer denying the past romance. Esquire magazine recently asked Clooney if he dated Renee and he said that yes the two of them briefly dated.
brie (04:20:25) :
Ok — this is for “happiness” — and it freaks me out! Please tell me it’s not true!
George Clooneys Boyfriend Fahrettin Aslan Oluk lives here
Was just talking with someone who worked on the movie Syriana. He was like do you know who George Clooney’s boyfriend is? I was like why George Clooney is ###? He was like yeah do you know who his boyfriend is? George show some guys a picture of this turkish guy Fahrettin Aslan Oluk.
http://www.rottenneighbor.com/story.php?id=87469_george_clooneys_boyfriend_fahrettin_aslan_oluk_lives_here
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hello brie
i had posted something that deadc will not post on this board. i think this is a fairytale. george can be a real asshole at times, but i question this. also keep in mind the short time my associate was around george, he was not the man with the behaviour he has today. george was a man with a beautiful and playful soul. at that time he never lied to her no matter what she asked when she ran into him. if she was going to lunch she would make a funny face at him, he would laugh so hard he would spit out his food. he was so full laughs, life, and a different person. she does not recognize any of that anymore. it is like something dark and evil has taken over.
it was a big mistake for him to stay at warner. after all the craziness of what they did to her phones and computer today, i am truly convinced how wacko some of the people around him. a lot of craziness/insanity. no wonder he looks old and drinks to much. however, he brought upon himself a lot of this insanity.
what i believe is that this fahrettin, sarah, and the amir malekan are linked. as you know that george reported a fake fashion line that was being set up. both amir and fahrettin have strong turkish, german and italian ties.
the police have their hands on amir due to his harassment of my associate. my associate has been close to george. this homosexual stuff does not jive. even the most gayest of people i know outside of los angeles feel the same. we feel that he is a jackass. i am going to have to go to another forum since i am being blocked on my posting.
i was using my associates computer and she lost all power on her computer system. this tells me that i am being blocked badly. next week, all this nonsense will be reported to legal authorities. in addition to stalking her house there were other crazy crap going on. the police are furious over all this, and they are anxious to drag some of these nuts in for questioning. someone is getting real sloppy. i feel that there was something to what i posted and it is being covered up. in fact sarah larson herself was stalking my friend today in a brand new burgundy range rover.
they can call it crazy stories but i have it on good authority that this thing smells. it might be true, but i do not buy it. i think this story is a plant. i am including what i have tried TWICE TO POST. if it does not make it this third time, in addition to additional crazy computer problems like today, then it just gives legal authorites to work with. the games people play. i could be wrong, but i feel that this fahrettin story is just a tool to bring him down. stan does not comment. however, stan is not mr. goody two shoes either.
you guys keep digging and take notice of what you read. i was glancing at some of the new tabloids today. in one of the mags, sarah talks about her “man” george and how great he is around the house. in the same mag or another, george said something that totally contradicts what sarah is putting out. it is smelling big time. the mere fact of what happened to my associate today, and my posting based on what is written in it being bumped tells me all i need to know.
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angela,
i posted information about fahrettin. it was not posted by deadc. here is it again. ironically i have been trying to access this site all morning and my dsl has been jammed. my associate emailed stan and told him and his buddies to knock it off. here is what i posted. so angela,and everyone i hope this helps.
i have to be careful for me and my associate. they can throw slander or some other stupid move.
here i go again!
hello guys,
there is something i forgot to say. george mentioned this blog in the esquire mag. the joke about him being gay,gay and not gay, gay,gay is in reference to where fahrettin aslan oluk’s name is.
another thing is that when i asked if anyone had info on amir malekan it is rumoured there is a link between this amir jerk, and fahrettin. if you have kept up with articles on george, there is now someone put out a fake fashion line.
from what i remember they apparently tried to make it look like george had allowed his name, and so forth for this fashion line. interesting huh?
this amir creep and fahrettin has deep connections with turkey and germany. amir is deeply connected in italy as well. he as i said deserves to be in jail. it is not a stretch of the imagination that there is a connection to sarah as well. why? my associate told him to get lost after the second time she went to dinner. apparently he shares a taste for the exotic like ms. sarah. there were other things, but they must remain private.
i personally think there is a definite reason to why sarah remains with george. she is hard to get rid of. just like amir was for my associate. amir has strong ties to fashion especially in italy. i think personally sarah is trying to take george for a ride, with some help.
in the midst of that somehow he got himself in a situation where it is taking down his career. there was a purpose for him letting sarah listen to the tape as he did with that reporter. my hunch is that she or whomever is involved with this soap opera has been pushing george more. george threw a punch in the face so to speak with that taped message.
again, i am putting pieces together to help my associate. i have taken bold measures, and did it for good reasons. there is a lot in play, and truth needs to come to the surface. at the rate it is going, this is going down bad. sarah as many has said will not go without a fight.
you can feel sorry for her, but she knows the score. from what is being revealed today, she has hung with some real winners according to that gambling911.com . we will continue to hear more, sarah will continue to tell her side of the “story”.
what you need to pay attention to is the back and forth going on between the stories. i find that interesting. george had a article that came out today stating someone should tell sarah that she is getting married to him. something is up.
as i said before, and will say again: fahrettin aslan oluk and sarah are fairtytales. in terms of this amir creep, he was brought in like others for whatever reason to create diversions and strife. amir is a violent person. due to my associates health, they could not fight him to well. he forced himself into my associates house, with another man. this creep tried to pull her top and brassiere off to show off her body like she was a piece of meat.
she fought him and end up with bruises and marks on his body. this is why the police took care of this creep. oh! another thing, the valentine’s show of “love” is bogus somewhere too. sarah was stalking my associate at 7:15-7:30 am february 15, 2008. if they had a romantic weekend, then why was sarah watching my associates house on the 15th of feb before 8am?
everyone keep patching this puzzle together. all of you are doing great. i have a gut instinct that sarah, amir, and fahrettin is in all of this crap together. george needs to get his faculties together, and tone down the arrogance and ego; unless he is playing a part of this nonsense, and why?
there are a lot of unanswered questions here. one thing for sure, sarah has to keep her claws so to speak into george as long as she can. a lot of shady/dark areas, and not too much sunshine to cast a light on all of this. i think this will not be the case soon though. jmo
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In the London/Rome photos with Renee, GC looks positively revitalized. Wow. What a difference. He looks relaxed, refreshed, and happy. It’s nice to see him with someone who matches his accomplishments professionally. It also nice to see him with someone who has never given the camera a “rear entry” view of her coochie while spraddling a patrol car. His career could be revitalized in a nanosecond if he took up with someone like Renee. She looks amazing at the LHeads premieres, and they look amazing together. When you see him with someone like Renee, it’s a stark reminder of how much negativity his relationship with SL has brought into his life.
::waves Chief Heckler certificate around happily::
Actually, a 40 page divorce document isn’t all that extraordinary. Remember that George and Talia had a 3 year marriage. I’m assuming they both most likely had property/assets that they brought with them into the marriage and they would also have had property/assets that they acquired together during the marriage, and unless they had a prenup that specified what each would get at the end that every single thing had to be discussed and divided, and all in writing to make it official. My brother and his ex-wife had only a little money, an apartment full of crappy furniture, and still their divorce generated a whole box full of legalese paperwork because they fought over every single item like cats and dogs.
The only really interesting part of the divorce filing would be if it listed the reason for the divorce as anything other than the usual “irreconcilable differences”. Then again, it could be boring, but at least you’d have something on hand in case you ran out of TP!
So Sarah’s going to Lake Como is she?
The picture on laineygossip looks like Sarah fell asleep in the middle of the road and one of those street painting trucks drove over her face and left her with some wide stripes where normal people have eyebrows.
They make her look like a clown. Clowns are scary!
Now, I’m looking at the “hickey” closely. It could pass for a bruise from a thumb or finger… perhaps someone is into erotic asphyxiation? The mark is in the right general area.
SL’s Fantasy Number 1:
In the Las Vegas Review Journal (thanks New Kid), SL recounted how she and GC met: “It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at Green Valley Ranch,” she said. Clooney was with some friends, including Whiskey owner Rande Gerber, “and I was with some friends. We were all dancing, taking pictures, being silly,” she said. Larson worked as a cocktail server at Whiskey. She goes on to say that last June when Clooney was in town for the “Ocean’s” premiere, “he heard I was working at Moon,” made contact at the nightclub, and “we hung out,” she said.
Reality: GC did not go searching Vegas for SL. The “Ocean’s 13” premiere was held during the Cine Vegas last June at the Palms. The Palms hosted an “Ocean’s 13” party at the Moon bar. SL happened to be serving the VIP room that night. GC was ALREADY at the Palms and Moon VIP room for the “Ocean’s” party.
I doubt very seriously GC remembers a girl, let alone the name of one of several girls, he was posing for pictures with on his birthday three years prior (even if he sober he wouldn’t remember, and of course being his birthday, he was likely drink out of his mind).
I don’t know if SL is making this one up, or it’s some b.s. story GC told her and she’s gullible and vain enough to believe it.
SL Fantasy Number 2:
In this same LVRJ article, it states: Clooney has been supportive of her new career, she said. “Your boyfriend better be. If they aren’t, you gotta kick ‘em in the butt and walk away.”
Reality: If he’s so supportive of SL’s career, why didn’t he show up to her first runway when we all know he could have? Funny how she didn’t kick his butt and walk away when he did that.
Funny also that she doesn’t realize there is no career. The ONLY reason she’s booking these gigs is because the clients are hoping GC will show up, or at the very least, his name will attract customers.
justwannapokemyeyesout, I don’t believe it. They’re actors! Couple-dom sells!
Happiness: The ‘George Clooney is gay, gay, gay’ blog mentioned in Esquire used that title. This blog doesn’t. Look it up. It has zero to do with this blog.
Please don’t encourage this conspiracy GC has a Turkish bf thing.
If you do a quick google, you’ll see happiness or another of the personalities there of have been posting about him/her/it/them since AT LEAST 2005.
Did George drop his wallet again? Did you see the picture in his wallet again? Did you post under how many names in how may blogs/bbs?
I first thought this was serious, now it’s more along the lines of our dearly roasted cornish hen. If it’s police you need, call them. If it’s sympathy you want, try here who knows. If it’s the truth you want to tell – I’m skipping over your diatribes.
I can’t wait for the next “but you don’t understand” post.
There’s a commie under every rock eh?
Here’s something interesting – one of the youtube picks recommended by another stripper – Cody Diablo in EW this week. (At least she’s actually done something productive in her NEW life – like win a fucking Oscar for a gem of a screenplay and is not just screwing her latest sugerdaddy).
Now I realize you have to be of a certain age to enjoy this clip and perhaps to understand how well this 10 year old actually nailed this song.
I must have listed to this track at least 500 times in my youth – yea I’m that old! :-) And this little prodigy nails it. What’s too bad is at the end – the audience obviously doesn’t understand what they’ve just witnessed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pS5xzOWbwo
For those who don’t believe it, here’s the link to a clip of the original band performing the song.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CB17uWuBrL0&feature=related
Oh, and if you’re wondering why I’m posting this here? Well, one, Sarah is boring me and two, if you take a look at the lyrics and read some of them with a bit of a sarcastic tone it might just apply to George and all his BS. JMO
I just might get the divorce papers, save me a trip to the grocery store.
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/george-clooney-deleted-scenes
5. The Full List of Exes, Rumored or Otherwise
People seem to like talking about Clooney’s sex life. I fact-checked with him a Website that listed some of his alleged exes. I only put half or so in the article. Here’s the full list:
Anna Friel: “No.”
Elizabeth Daily: “No, we were in acting class together.”
Laura Bailey: “I don’t know who that is.”
Judie Aronson: “Yes, I went out with her.”
Deedee Pfeiffer: “Went out with her.”
Kelly Preston: “I lived with her.”
Talia Balsam: “My ex-wife.”
Denise Crosby: “Yes.”
Kimberly Russell: “Yes.”
Karen Duffy: “No, but she’s one of my dearest friends.”
Vendela Kirsebom: “No.”
Celine Balitran: “Yes.”
Salma Hayek: “No.”
Brooke Langton: “Yes.”
Traylor Howard: “Yes.”
Lisa Snowdon: “Yes.”
Lucy Liu: “No.”
Julia Roberts: “No.”
Renee Zellweger: “A little bit.”
Jen Siebel: “We went out for a minute.”
Mariella Frostrup: “No, but a very dear friend of mine.”
Krista Allen: “No.”
Hillary Rowland: “I don’t even know who that is.”
Teri Hatcher: “No.”
Ellen Barkin: “Never, but I love her. She’s a great friend.”
Go read the other 4-amusing but not so much not that the “real” GC is showing through.
BTW WHERE HAS Roberts been in all of these Leatherheads premiers? She’s his bestest bud no? She’s been in either NYC or LA during premiers?
http://x17online.com/celebrities/renee_zellweger/when_in_rome-04122008.php
(did someone post this already?)
Man, that Leatherheads promotional train keeps right on running, huh?
Last night, stars George Clooney and Renee Zellweger turned up in Rome for yet another premiere of their comedy. It’s great to see how comfortable they’ve grown to be together – heck, if George weren’t attached to Sarah Larson, his body language with Renee would almost have us wondering if we’re seeing a new couple!
Gallery o’pics:
http://www.x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=roman-leather
(has an ad with sound – be warned)
Apparently, GC is having some of the Syriana induced short-termed memory loss when it comes to Krista Allen.
I won’t even post links – the blog hasn’t enough memory for them all :)
@Kelly-Michelle
I wasn’t saying I believed they were a couple, I just posted the links to the photos. What I do believe is that they are very good friends and are very comfortable around each other – it shows in their interaction.
Personally, I wouldn’t have a problem with the two of them getting together but I don’t see it happening because they are both ambitious and busy people – which would make it difficult for the relationship to work. Also, I think Renee still wants to have kids and George just isn’t the guy to hook up with if that’s something you want. I think he got himself snipped years ago because for someone who screws around as much as he does, the odds are somebody would have gotten knocked up by now and it hasn’t happened. (If it did he’s better at covering up stuff then even we think!)
I really enjoyed Renee’s work in the Bridget Jones flicks and I’m looking forward to her film that co-stars Nathan Fillion (He was in the short-lived Firefly – own the DVDs and have watched all the episodes at least three times and I only bought it about 4 months ago – would have watched it more but I lent it to a friend who kept it for 2 fricking months. He was also in Serenity and Waitress and recently joined the cast of Desperate Housewives but they haven’t used him much there).
So, although I think George and Renee would make a good couple – George is too much into skanks for that to happen.
I give him credit for at least that – he learned his lesson after Terri Hatcher. If you want skank then don’t do nice girls. You’ll only hurt them and in the end really come off as a heel. So instead, he’s become one of those 40-something slimy producer types that we’ve read about in Hollywood. He’s ended up becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Too bad – I have seen him several times in person in different situations and what’s so fucking sad is that I used to believe he truly had a good heart. (Happiness stuff may be a bunch of bs but that part he/she got right).
But lately I find him so damn disappointing. Not that it matters to him – I realize that – but it matters to me. Doesn’t matter that I explain why here – I know the reason I’m disappointed and no amount of hoping he will change will make any difference. So I do the only thing I can do – no longer support his filmwork. I know it’s a drop in the bucket to him but at least I get to keep my integrity.
Okay just one:
http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sun0307063kr.jpg
I second that newkid. George doesn’t have a boyfriend, Turkish or otherwise. His brain is in direct contact with his dick, and it pretty much rules most of his actions where women are concerned, but some boyfriend hidden away?? Nope, don’t believe it. Nor has there been some big FBI conspiracy to hide it, protect George, or go after anyone. Its complete lunacy. Someone is lonely and could make a boat load of money writing this stuff down and trying to sell it. Fantasy sells really well about now.
George sleeps around, yes, doesn’t care who much it seems like it, but I heard that boyfriend rumor and it was just someone’s bitter rants, nothing to it. There are no photos in a wallet that he just happen to drop in front of some person, who happen to be close enough to see a photo that George was carrying around, with obvious kiss-kiss marks on it. OH PLEASE how dramatic, and there aren’t any photos, there isn’t any boyfriend, and its a load of crap.
Besides, George will be too busy this summer basking in the glow that is the perfection of super star model Sarah Larson, cause if he doesn’t she’ll kick him in the butt, and he will be out of the spot light, cause we all know, according to Sarah’s ego, its all about her. SHE is the famous one, George is just along for the ride.
Anyone see Leatherheads? Was Jennifer Aguero in it as an extra or whatever? Remember GC flew her up from FLA to be in the movie & took her to Caan.
Oh and BTW I guess it pays to screw GC – JA got a job on a GAME SHOW.
Recent photo – http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/duel/photos/291768/28
SL is definite up there in google – JA only has 1,450 pages with her name on it – that of course, after GC. Do a search for ” ‘sarah larson’ drunk on google & you get 117,000 pages.
Beautiful Jennifer, one of the Duel game show’s two chip girls, a 5-foot-11 and blonde, has made headlines recently for dating George Clooney.. She also mentioned an incident that involved her having sex with an unnamed, highly lucky person, in a train in Italy (is that even legal), but her desire was to get laid in one of those red public phone boxes in England.
http://www.dual-game.com/Jennifer-Aguero.html
Hush, newkid. Happiness is fun.
newkid (23:59:33) :
Please don’t encourage this conspiracy GC has a Turkish bf thing.
If you do a quick google, you’ll see happiness or another of the personalities there of have been posting about him/her/it/them since AT LEAST 2005.
Did George drop his wallet again? Did you see the picture in his wallet again? Did you post under how many names in how may blogs/bbs?
I first thought this was serious, now it’s more along the lines of our dearly roasted cornish hen. If it’s police you need, call them. If it’s sympathy you want, try here who knows. If it’s the truth you want to tell – I’m skipping over your diatribes.
I can’t wait for the next “but you don’t understand” post.
There’s a commie under every rock eh?
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new kid put a cork in it. i said this in my opinion was bogus. i would have replied sooner, but for some strange reason, my computer has been jammed all day.
i am a commie huh? then what the hell are you? if this is bs, then someone is disturbed by it. i added the entry and link just for you new kid.
i personally think it is a load of bs. as i said before george can be an ass,but gay that is pushing it. keep in mind this is coming from people who have been around him.
i suppose you also know what kind of underwear and toothpaste i use as well as my associate too? from what i see, someone sure in the hell likes to pop in my associates house and makes themselves welcome. sarah seems to like to camp out too.
sympathy? i do not need any of your sympathy no thank you. i can respect cornish way more than you. you need to remove the rod out of your bum. it is blocking oxygen to your brain.
games kids will play. if someone was not nervous about what is posted then they sure in the hell would not be working over time to mess with any computer i am on. if you do not like the heat in the kitchen stay away.
in terms of the esquire article, this is the one george made fun of. i do not blame him. i think it is pretty funny too.
http://www.topix.com/forum/who/george-clooney/T6Q2GEMJOMO7TN3UT/p6
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We saw Clooney kissing his friend in Comer Sea Italy last year. He is a sexy turk arround 25 years old his name is something like Aslan Faretin. There are also some Pics of the couple. We want to sell this photos.
oh by the way go to page six on this blog. this is where the lunacy starts. i would be quick. it might disappear soon.
again new kid take your commie remark and shove it where the sun don’t shine. i have been respectable to you and all others on this forum. however, in your case, there really is no need. if you want to skip my “diatribes” please do. my day just got better with that form of news. in fact let’s make it even and i will skip your “diatribes” as well. i also from the beginning, i said i feel it is time people are more aware of the crazyiness in hollywood.
i cannot help it, if my postings are removed, or i cannot enter this site. it only tells me that someone is a bit uncomfortable, and applying the needed pressure. case closed.
last but not least i would treat this blog with a grain of salt. i think this blogger is full of it. again, that is my opinion.
thank you kelly michelle. greatly appreciated.
George sleeps around, yes, doesn’t care who much it seems like it, but I heard that boyfriend rumor and it was just someone’s bitter rants, nothing to it. There are no photos in a wallet that he just happen to drop in front of some person, who happen to be close enough to see a photo that George was carrying around, with obvious kiss-kiss marks on it. OH PLEASE how dramatic, and there aren’t any photos, there isn’t any boyfriend, and its a load of crap.
Besides, George will be too busy this summer basking in the glow that is the perfection of super star model Sarah Larson, cause if he doesn’t she’ll kick him in the butt, and he will be out of the spot light, cause we all know, according to Sarah’s ego, its all about her. SHE is the famous one, George is just along for the ride.
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hello????????????????????????????? i do believe i said i think the boyfriend thing is crap. there is more going than meets the eye. i have been trying to reply back to all of you sooner, but again i cannot control this blog. i cannot reply if i am being blocked from this site. so apparently something is hitting a nerve.
AGAIN I AM THINK IF GEORGE IS GAY THEN WE WILL ALL SEE A GREEN AND PURPLE COW MOONWALK AT THE NEXT AWARDS SHOW. i think (again!) someone is starting bs. I DID NOT SAY THIS IS TRUE. GET THAT THROUGH THE BRAIN CELLS .
do not put words in my mouth. read the post.
good day everyone!
how you can call working the runway at a few charity events a ‘modeling career’? all the blue hairs at that last whing ding were nodding off, with their backs turned to SL. did I miss the papparazzi and the flashbulbs? agree that if she gets an actual gig, it’s still because of george. the first time she gets boo’ed off stage by some rabid ‘fan’ flashing photos of sl modeling her labia on the internet (erm, fark lurker???) that will be the end of her “career”. “milano” indeed. and no, gc did NOT go to the Paige event. and no, SL is not in Europe. my guess is GC wanted to give Renee the spotlight. i’m QUITE sure ms. larson is not having a fun time reading about gc partying it up with the ladies (including some of his ex’s), nor does she enjoy seeing the lovey dovey photos of gc and renee. i doubt she had much say in whether she would accompany him to europe, so so much for ‘kick ’em in the butt and walk away’.
Leatherheads will post at 5th position this weekend, total gross in 8 days out is 17.6 against a budget of estimated 58mil. It’s playing at 2,771 theatres and is making a WHOPPING 708/theatre at about 10 bucks per ticket, that’s a bonafide failure.
new kid – were those responses on the gals actually George’s or someone else saying yes or no?
He suddenly doesn’t know Krista? Whoa, that answer wasn’t him forgetting that answer was him saying “fuck you Krista” big time. He’s sending her a message. Now what could have been her crime? Hmm? Leaving him for a director? Ouch, his ego must have taken a big whack for him to “forget” someone he dated off and on for five fucking years!
So I guess he has to take them out to dinner in public after fucking them for him to acknowledge them. Lucy Liu – he was seen in the back of a limo sucking face with her and everyone knows Terri thought they were going to get married!!!
Wow, what selective memory he has. Sarah’s gonna be toast when he’s done with her cause she’s already started talking to the press!
Alright, I think Happiness is done here.
The posts are getting more and more psychotic and paranoid. There is a lack of regular and normal social commentary and this comment section is starting to turn into another Jonestown.
Your “associate”? What the fuck is with that terminology. Honestly, Sarah is driving around outside of their house and “stalking” them. I really don’t give a shit, but my point is that the only reason that I’ve let these comments through is to limit censorship and know every one of Happiness’ fucking posts is about how I am trying to suppress the posts by “blocking” and/or not approving them, which I have let everyone through. People are responding to your posts you fucking idiot, but you still respost it again and again as you respond to their responses and say that I didn’t let them through.
Fuck it. I won’t anymore, then. Get your shit together. If it isn’t approved immediately it’s because I actually have a fucking job and I wrote this article in September. I don’t even care about it as much as you do. Most people are communicating with eachother, you think it’s your own personal soap box. Fuck off or chill out
deadc,
say what you want. i simply stated i am not in charge of posting my comments. people are getting antsy or saying i am not replying back. paranoid? i do not think so.
yes, sarah has been spotted and caught on more than one occasion. you need to take that up with her. if i had an answer to why she feels the need to do what she does then i would be rich.
i am not the “fucking idiot” here. if you want to kick me off the forum, then that is way okay. however, there are a few more you need to take a close look as well. new kid and angela ask where my answer and i gave it to them. i have other things to do as well. so get a grip on it.
another thing, if i was so paranoid as you say, then what the hell is all these articles out and about today about how great george is in bed. WTF????
i did not say he was gay. i showed why and how the bs gets around saying he is gay. the man is not gay, as i stated he could be an ass. there is alot of that going around. so get pissed, get offended whatever. it suits me fine.
however, there sure is a lot of flurry of articles being posted for WHATEVER reason. not every one of my posts is about suppresssion. i find it interesting the garbage that has been happening since i brought up what i have.
post this do not post it. that is irrelevant. the important thing is that people are questioning what they are seeing, hearing, and listening too. this they should. they are all getting played, and mr. clooney as well.
by the way,
have a very good and most wonderful day
you have no life and are obsessed with hers to make yourself more important. your association with her is probably the most exciting thing in your life huh?
I think it’s fucking hysterical how someone will find this post that has been going for 7 fucking months and with deadc rarely commenting anymore (as he’s noted it’s been taken over by George’s ex-fans, Sarah defenders, PR hacks chiming in via various alias’ and a host of other looneys) but then you’ll get the stray poster like “k” who rags on deadc.
Hey “k” asshole, read the comments section – it’s more than just deadc commenting here. If you want to participate catch up with the rest of us!
Please don’t come on here and bore the fuck out of everyone — make an original comment – yours has been already taken by a host of Sarah’s girlfriends and family members.
Oh, and whose association is probably the most exciting thing in their lives? You’re ragging on the wrong person – take a long hard look at Sarah’s life BEFORE she started servicing George and then after.
Was she being jetted to Como, Venice and the like before she met him? No, she did, however, get to Belgium we’ve all seen the pictures (star and no star versions)…
Fucking late-coming morons.
Okay, I feel better now. :-)
I used to love Clooney and I find it sad to see him with a trailer-trash slut who’s almost young enough to be his daughter. Get over the midlife crisis already, George. Yes, she’s pretty, but everyone with an Internet connection can see her nether regions. Come on. Move on, and date someone with some class for God’s sake. You look like a fool!
Dear “k”:
If you found this blog and took the time to scroll down all 1926 comments to submit a post then you were looking up Sarah Larson on the internet just like everyone else, and you are posting your opinions about her on a blog just like everyone else, so I wouldn’t feel so bloody superior if I were you.
If you bothered to notice, this is a blog that covers a wide range of issues such as art, film, politics, technology, and media. deadc posts articles on all these topics and much, much more. He posted one single article on Larson way back in September and that’s it. If you read the article he turned down opportunities to sell his story to the media back then and even now. It is the public that is perpetuating discussion of this article. People like myself and people like YOU are continuing to submit their posts to the comments section. deadc is only moderating the comments, i.e. correcting any factual errors and preventing hate speech from being posted.
This notion that people are discussing this topic because they don’t have lives is short-sighted and naive. If you read the comments, you’ll see that submissions are coming in from people from a wide range of professions, full family lives and careers.
There are many solid and credible reasons why the public dislikes Ms. Larson so much. Read the commentary and you’ll find out very quickly that the “jealousy” and “get a life” accusations crumble very quickly in the face of many thoughtful and articulate entries that critique Larson’s public behavior and the poor reflection she has on Clooney. Most of us here are people who used to buy tickets to Clooney’s movies until he started promoting Larson alongside of his films. His choice to include her in his film promotions has kept many of us from the box office because Larson’s public conduct before and after meeting Clooney is pathetic at best and at worst it’s demeaning and disgusting. It becomes difficult to even look at Clooney let alone take him seriously as he’s trying to sell his films or promote his charity work, when he puts someone like that on a public pedestal.
Happiness is the one who should be removed for misleading info and mindfucking a naive group of cult followers, though I’d credit her as trying a diversion tactic, because the obvious truth to a few of us out here in la la land that know a little inside scoop is that Cornish, whether he/she knows a general or specific scoop, is in fact right. My guesses would lead me to believe that Cornish had a certain kind of “gag” put on him/her from saying more, but I know, in a roundabout way, where it’s leading. So it seems Cornish was probably getting information and then passing it on him/herself to protect someone else’s identity or to throw a monkey wrench in the works to calm an angry crowd right before the release of the SL “pig at the party” photos. Well, expect more comments, DeadC. Sarah isn’t too far from the chopping block and there’s going to be one more thing “leaked” before the ax finally strikes, that’s assured. This bogus turnaround as to when and where they met and the hoax of a phone call was just one more attempt to save a certain someone’s reputation before more shit hits the fan, and it’s going to. Luckily, George will finalize things before his reputation is flushed completely down the crapper and maybe even before the next wad of poo is thrown into the gossip sites!! So breathe a sigh of relief, everyone. Just rethink the whole Leatherheads thing, cause I hear it’s cute, but ah, ummmm, hmmm. It flopped by and large because of his social faux pas. Don’t know if he should be rewarded (just yet) for bad behavior.
Happiness’ second or third or fourth hand info is very clearly just what she found via the internet from old and overhashed rumours. No one cares about the b.s. she’s written and DeadC would do the right thing to stick to his guns and keep her off. But I’m just saying …..
The “advent” of anything isn’t a christ like thing, just a welcomed new partnership. I already know what their cute little “Brangelina” type name will be. Kinda like “Brangelina” too! Just no amalgamation with a homewrecker with 19 children. Phew!!!!!
Also, Shelly/Michelle, your comments are funny and spot-on and after this blog dries up and blows away, I think you’ll pat yourselves on the back.
i simply stated i am not in charge of posting my comments.
happiness if you are not in charge of posting your comments who is? is someone holding a gun to your head? are you possessed of a devil that compels you to post drivel? do you wake up in strange places with no idea of how you got there?
you may not be a “fucking idiot” but for a smart, celibate women you post a lot of drivel.
your posts on this and other boards don’t help your “assosciates” cause I can’t believe her lawyer hasn’t told her to stop speaking about the matter and you should do the same.
Saying SL is close to being gone is like saying the sun rises in the east.
GC is a serial monogamist, he doesn’t go on 100 1-night dates he goes on one 100-night date. His next gf is picked out? By him? By Stan? By whom?
A cute name? whatever, I’ve been around press, “a-listers,” and others in the course of my work and life to know that it means nothing unless the two parties involved are committed either to the relationship or the farce.
If it were Cornish intent to calm the “crowds” didn’t work eh?
I think all of us wish GC happiness with “the one” (I’m turning off my quote keys now.) The problem we are vocalizing – well most of us – isn’t that he’s in “love” (okay I lied) with SL or even that her contract was paid in full. It’s the idea that Mr. My Privacy Is My Privacy So Go F&ck Yourself has taken SL and shoved her in our faces, sordid past and all, and still seems to think no one cares. Should we care? Maybe not, personally I don’t care what GC does with his personal life, but KEEP IT PERSONAL.
He’s asking me via his career to shell out $10.00 for a movie ticket, he’s asking me via his politics to become aware of the horrible things happening in the world. He’s asking me to ignore that fact he’s shoving a woman with a past he won’t defend nor will she admit, in my face as his partner for life. Or life as we know it to be in GC relationship-land.
I will no longer pay $10.00 to see his films, he’s past his prime, he’s making bad choices and all of this with SL only allows me to see GC the man-whore. Not the part he has chosen to act.
I will be aware of politics, I always have been and having a celebrity endorsement hasn’t changed one way or another how I feel about the cause. I will now no longer see GC as a “Messenger of Peace.” I will see him as the guy who is screwing around with a woman who thinks it’s cool to do all we’ve seen she can do and not even address the fact with a throw-away “yeah I did it, I was young, so what. This isn’t me now.”
The only thing GC has EVER OWED ME and the only thing I have ever wanted from him or any other “movie star.” Is a film/television project worth my time and money.
Will these GC “issues” subside? Maybe, maybe in time I’ll see a GC project and say “hey this is good, look at how well this is made/acted/directed/written.”
But not right now.
All I see is a man-whore who finds pleasure in treating women badly, aligning himself with an attention-whore who has a checkered past and doesn’t seem to be making an effort to move past it. This modeling thing isn’t a career, it’s a diversion.
SL is rubbing noses in it, the ass shot as the Leatherheads career, asking the designer – knowing it will go to the press- of the jewelry she wore at the fashion show if she makes diamond rings and the speaking to the press as to how she met GC. She’s daring him to make a move, to toss her out.
This one will NOT go quietly, it’s already been posted by deadC and others SL is vindictive when she feels crossed.
THAT will make one hell of a story, starring GC but directed by SL.
..sigh ass shot at the leatherheads premier…
By the way Leatherheads finished 5th for the weekend, 2nd week out total gross 17.6 mil against an estimated budget of 58mil. At 2,771 theatres that makes about 700/theatre. At about 10/ticket that makes umm…not so good.
Farewell, Happiness (a misnomer if ever there was one).
How To Date A Movie Star, By Sarah Larson
If the Learning Annex on Wilshire ever launches a course for cocktail waitresses looking to nab themselves a movie star, we would like to recommend Sarah Larson to teach the class. George Clooney’s sand-diving arm candy is truly talented when it comes to catching the attention of impossible-to-land bachelors, and as she revealed in an interview with her hometown paper today, all it takes is a reenactment of those infamous soft-core porny photos she took. While most of us thought Larson caught Clooney’s eye at his Ocean’s 13 premiere, it turns out the couple may have met on the very same night Larson was snapped levitating and biting her girlfriend’s butt. More words of wisdom and fairy tales come true from Sarah after the jump.
It seems that Larson and Clooney’s love story actually began three or four years ago at George’s birthday party in Las Vegas, where Larson says she was “with some friends. We were all dancing, taking pictures, being silly.” In Larson’s case, “taking pictures” and “being silly” tends to mean styling her own Penthouse spread with girl-on-girl action and plenty of You Caught Us! poses and kissy faces. But apparently that was all it took to catch Clooney’s attention, and the star instructed his on-call detectives to look up her place of work and track her down. One month later he was inviting her to Italy and now, she’s even met his parents. So there you have it. Dating a movie star is not as difficult as it sounds; all it takes is one eye-catching rack and one friend to feel you up in your star of choice’s line of sight to launch your own fable worthy of Hans Christian Anderson.
http://defamer.com/379553/how-to-date-a-movie-star-by-sarah-larson
lol@ newkid
She’s calling the shots now!!!! LOL!!!!
Whatever she has on George Clooney it must be real good. She’s embarassed him enough, though don’t you think? Is that why she looks all smug all the time? I believe she directed the media to those ass shots, no one except for maybe her, dude ( who had his back turned) and the two girlfriends would have known those photos were there. As well as the hoohaa shots, they didn’t appear until she took her first “break”from him last November. I am seeing a trend, every time they split new stuff comes out. LOL!!!They did split late February and early March. He may have dumped her last Fall as well. She must have a xxx-rated tape with herself in it or tapes that can verify the escort chatter. The releasing of dirty work may backfire on her *chuckle* “modeling career”.
You are right when you say that she doesn’t even offer an apology or some kind of excuse. At this point in time it would fall on deaf ears or be ignored. I believe that is what disgust people the most about her an dthis situation. The lack of tact. As well as not taking a break from the “limelight”. Most women would have at least acted like they were embarassed , not this one she forges on. As I stated earlier she looks like she’s proud of herself in those photos why would she apologize?
Well the marriage talk will intensify now, good luck to the Happy Couple!! I am predicting the sweet, lovely, innocent Sarah will be a June bride. It will be held on his estate on Lake Como. Nina Clooney will have to be sedated for a month before and after the nuptials. We should chip in and send them a wedding gift. How about his and her t-shirts that say “Ditch the Bitch”.
http://mavrixonline.com/mavrixonline/2008/04/is_george_clooneys_girlfriend_1.html
George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson shows she likes to party with the guys in these images. The former promotional model does shots with actors from “The Sopranos” and her girlfriends at a party held by online gambling website Nine.com during the 2005 Super Bowl in Las Vegas. According to recent media reports Clooney has instigated a police investigation after a mysterious caller warned him to break up with Larson. The star is said to have received a voicemail from an unknown number urging him to end his relationship with Larson in which a calm male voice is heard saying, “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message, Dump the b**ch before you’re sorry!” The couple will celebrate their one year anniversary in June, they met at the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere party at Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel, where Larson was working as a cocktail waitress.
(more pictures – stars and stripes shirt with hot pants…same ole.)
Shadow and new kid – your posts of 4/14 illuminated several areas of the issue quite well. Thanks for the articulate analysis of the situation(s).
Shadow I agree with your last comment as it sums it:
“His choice to include her in his film promotions has kept many of us from the box office because Larson’s public conduct before and after meeting Clooney is pathetic at best and at worst it’s demeaning and disgusting. It becomes difficult to even look at Clooney let alone take him seriously as he’s trying to sell his films or promote his charity work, when he puts someone like that on a public pedestal.”
Dear Ted:
I hear George Clooney and Sarah Larson are secretly engaged and are planning to get married in Italy this summer. Even though you’ve said repeatedly it ain’t gonna happen, maybe you’re wrong this time.
Debra
Tulsa, Okla.
Dear Maybe Yes, Maybe No:
I hope the two do get hitched, just so we have another opportunity to see Cloon-babe in a tux. But it will not happen, regardless.
That’s it…Ted’s comment
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=9e7a31d2-be47-4419-b98d-7eb35602bc25&page=3
Just came across this lovely article. Interesting timing that Clooney would start taking SL to red carpet affairs so quickly after this article was published. Wondering if maybe we should gather a fund for newkid to get the divorce paperwork after all!?
03/17/2007
George Clooney, Alain Delon and Bryan Ferry’s ex-wives are set to give divorce advice on new Dutch and French TV shows.
Netherlands broadcasters RTL are producing Ex-Wives Clubs, which will see French actor Delon’s former spouse Rosalie Van Breemen and two other divorces give married women tips on recovering from a break-up.
The idea is also being considered by French channel TF1, who are considering asking Clooney’s ex-wife Talia Balsam and Ferry’s former spouse Margaret Mary ‘Lucy’ Helmore, to give their advice.
Van Breemen says, “A pilot show has been taped and TF1 will probably make a series,” adding the French show would be more restrained that the Dutch version.
The RTL program shows ex-model Van Breemen helped wronged women to move on by burning their wedding dresses.
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/03/17/george_clooney_and_bryan_ferry_s_ex_wive
Oprah Winfrey!!!!!
Is George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey joining forces to create a new studio or production company? She’s the only woman I know who’s powerful and strong,her name is definitely meaningful in the world, she has the resources to start a company… is this the new beginning, new business relationship? And this Larson business as I stated earlier is a way to get him dropped from his current studio contract, early. Right now, he is only schedule to direct Suburbicon, he has no definite movies to work on in the near future. Most of his pending work is in development.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117984059.html?categoryid=19&cs=1&nid=3078
’21’ hits the jackpot in Europe
Disappointing debut for ‘Leatherheads’ in U.K.
By ARCHIE THOMAS
Argo consults lawyers over ‘Yasukuni’LONDON — Gambling thriller “21” cashed in its chips at the European box office this weekend, taking top spot in the U.K., Germany and Spain.
The force of nature that is Dany Boon’s Gallic megahit “Bienvenue chez les Ch’tis” (‘Welcome to the Sticks’) is showing little signs of letting up its assault on the French box office – laffer regained top spot in its seventh frame and has now pocketed $173 million on home turf.
In the U.K., Las Vegas set blackjack thriller “21” hit the jackpot. The Kevin Spacey gambling pic opened top with $3 million at 358 locations per Rentrak. Result was comfortably ahead of the competish and north of most pre-release expectations.
George Clooney starrer “Leatherheads” did not break the goal line. The gridiron comedy netted $938,118 at 335, only good enough for sixth spot in a fairly open frame. The bow was roughly half industry expectations. Poor perf is attributed to the subject matter’s lack of appeal to Brit auds. Even so, result is a disappointment for Universal given that Clooney and co-star Renee Zellweger are popular in Blighty and both touched down in the U.K. to tub thump at the April 8 premiere.
Divorce papers? Just ordered ’em…gettem while they’re hot !
Or before Clooney has them pulled.
Wonder if Sarah wants a copy?
Hmmm
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/14/080414fa_fact_parker/
The New Yorker article (not sure if this was posted before).
@Shelly, what about Martha Stewart? She just bought Emeril Lagasse’s enterprise lock, stock and barrel. Martha was listed as the 3rd most powerful woman in the world by Ladies Home Journal in 2001. She’s not currently married either.
Without meaning anything racially offensive to anyone, I’d like to point out that I don’t think I’ve ever seen George date any non-Caucasian women, unless you count any time he allegedly spent with Lucy Lui, so we could probably count Oprah out of the running for the title of “GC’s # One”.