From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
The more I think about this, the more I think GC has not seen a lot of these videos and photos of SL. This is a very busy guy with a schedule that would wear most of us out, and finding (let alone viewing) SL dirt is time consuming. I just don’t see him spending his time that way. Of course he knows about the rumors of engagement, etc., because that is the type of thing that mainstream media WILL talk about, even if they won’t show the photo of her up against the wall in the club, or rolling on the ground with dirt stuck to her ass. If he stumbles upon dead c’s site, then of course he will know plenty quickly and I do think he will lose some respect for her. So, for her to act shocked and innocent (all those things people are saying about me!) might play well with them, because they have not seen what we have seen.
Newkid –
http://popsugar.com/41435
Anyone think that’s SL behind him? Taken in 2006
That’s not Sarah. It was clarified that she works with Stan – one of his publicists.
Juliex –
GC may not personally have seen the videos or pictures, but he is bound to be across them. Otherwise, Stan has not serviced his client properly (and I doubt that highly).
Oh he is aware of them, he has chosen not to address them, because if he does, he brings attention to them via the mainstream press. So far, it is niche press and fans that know about this – general Jane and John Doe’s out there don’t know anything about them…
Dear friends, thank you for your answers. As I wrote here, I didn’t think SL was there with GC, but… you know, I don’t believe GC. So I reported the Italian news.
And for to be more sure, this time I’ll be there on the movie premiere :-)
Yesterday, the Associated Press published an article about the weekend box office:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jb68x_tOGx8QHjI0Cr6C-Vy79OGgD8VSI0TO0
In the article they quote an executive at Universal commenting on the poor performance of “Leatherheads” over the weekend.
“I’m disappointed for us, I’m disappointed for George. I think he’s a great guy and think he’s got tons of directing talent,” said Nikki Rocco, head of distribution for Universal. “I wish I could have that crystal ball and tell you what went wrong.”
I can tell you what went wrong. When your audience is skewing older and female, spending half a year broadcasting to the world that you like ’em young and sleazy just isn’t smart.
GC used to know this. If his girlfriend, for whatever reason, had exposed her genitals for money there were no posed photographs at red carpet events. They weren’t part of his public life. He knew these women (be they strippers, nude models, porn stars, or pantiless spokes models) weren’t fit for the public stage. If they had done that kind of work, he flew them under the radar as much as possible. If you wanted to find out who he was dating, you had to go looking for them. Even then, you often didn’t find out anything until after they broke up. For the most part, the general public stayed blissfully unaware of how sleazy his taste was.
Then in September 2007, GC broke with his usual strategy. He broadcast to the world that he liked them young and he liked them lewd. Why? Maybe over-confident about his ability to control the message on his PR. Maybe a mid-life crisis, maybe too much alcohol mixed with pain killers. Whatever the reason, he’s paying a price for it now.
If GC’s target audience was mostly very young males, this may have benefited him. Unfortunately, “Michael Clayton” was a film especially suited for an older audience. It was expected to come in number one at the weekend box office. Performance at selected cities was breaking records. When it opened wide, however, “Michael Clayton” came limping in at number four. A film critic at the time blamed the PR which focused on selling GC instead of selling the movie.
Trouble was anticipated with “Leatherheads”. The early December 2007 opening was pushed forward into a dead zone in April 2008. It was put in a slot so empty of good films that it couldn’t lose. Early box office estimates giving the film a weekend take in the mid to high teens made the industry and Universal distribution confident of a number one opening. However, when the final receipts were counted, “Leatherheads” had imploded and came in number three with a disappointing $12.7 million. The film was also discovered to have the oldest audience of the year. It was older and it was female.
Whether its fair or not, the private lives of actors affect box office (just ask Tom Cruise).
As GC gets older and as his audience gets older, keeping his frat boy lifestyle discrete and out of the public eye — the way he used to — is going to be the smartest way to go.
to newkid:
i’ts not SL, it’s Nancy Stelmaszczyk.
the link :
http://www.usmagazine.com/node/2567
Always the same type of girl…..
@juliex
I believe his publicist probably have people who search the web, they have to keep atop of all the rumors and mess out there. The funny thing is Stan also reps Charlie Sheen, so he should know a thing or two about cleaning up hookers, but in this case, he’s failing because she has so much stuff on the Internet. I am certain, this site is the first site they visit. WE provide them with links to all of the dirt. THEY KNOW what’s going on, George Clooney KNOWS what’s going on. HE’s regretting the New Yorker interview right now!
They have been feigning ignorance for a while now, but the recent clowning by entertainment journalists, has forced them to stop. Especially with the article when the journalist took him on the Internet and showed him sights. Anyone of one those shows, Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight could have pulled out a photo of her twat instead of the modelling pictures. They are toying with him, to see how far they can take him. Now that the movie has failed and he’s losing his clout, expect anything from the entertainment news shows, especially if things are slow. Clooney and Larson won’t be off limits anymore. I guess they didn’t want to kill his box office numbers and have been kind to him.
I am going to chalk that New Yorker article as Stan not being there. All of the other articles written at that time, only called her his girlfriend. They never named her name and that is because Stan was hoovering close by.
The three year thing is the writer’s spin on things. He could have said he has KNOWN her 3 years ago , but never dated her until recently. That picture of George and Brandy on her website isn’t recent at all and Brandy’s one of her friends. That isn’t out of the ordinary or weird. IT is weird if they were actually a couple because, that is when she was a n9ne.com girl and taking those photos and involved with Ryan and that dude they are doing that expose on 60 minutes. Now that would be messed up on all levels if they were a couple as a opposed to acquantiances(sp). I am going to let them clean that up, because they have a lot of explaining to do.
He knows about her, he isn’t that stupid, he just thought he would be able to white wash her, and shut up anyone who objected to HIS story. His second home is Las Vegas, so its safe bet that not only did he know about her, but might have hired one of her friends for some play time.
The time line of their dating was shattered. It went from June to an embarrassed “August” weeks before the festival. I am sure he knew about the nightclub grinding pictures, which meant they had to push the date back so he doesn’t look like a idiot.
She worked for Rande, but left his employment to work for a group that sends women out to bring men in to spend money. This also means Rande KNEW what she was doing for NI9E and I am sure he told George.
George Clooney is arrogant and his ego is running rampart. He might have felt if he said it enough and gagged the media he’s always on about it would be a miss; but what he forgot was, no one likes a manipulative liar who twists the truth, and that’s exactly what Clooney did for his girlfriend; which is a hoot considering how much he talked about freedom of the press regardless of what that press published. Its obvious that freedom doesn’t extend to him. Way to go George!!
Look, as far as a lot of people are concerned, he could marry her, it doesn’t matter, no one here actually believes a woman of substance, meaning a woman who respects herself, and has her own identity, would spend more then two days with Clooney, no matter how much money he has or how famous he is. His maturity where women are concerned stopped his freshman year in college
I don’t know if its PR or not, and in the end, does it really matter. I know its blowing up in his face, big time and he is beginning to look like a fool. He’s not Richard Gere, she’s not Julia Roberts and this isn’t a movie.
Still, I can see the attraction for Sarah, sure he’s older, sure, he cant keep it up as long as the guy grinding against her on the wall can, and sure, he might not be able to stay up past midnight many nights and still seal the deal, but his money, fame, and position makes up for all of that. You gotta weigh your options and pick the better one.
I agree with Lainey, don’t hate on Sarah, feel sorry for her, she’s actually letting Clooney’s fame go to her head. And feel sorry for him, because if he keeps this up, there wont be a lot of it left to go to anyone’e head.
As for Ted, don’t expect him to cover or report on anything that makes George look bad. Not only does he want to screw him, but he doesn’t want to lose the invites to premiers, or miss talking to him on the red carpet.
I am sure he got a phone call from George about his Oscar remarks, cause if you’ll notice, not one word about George and his Sarah, not one word at all on the entire photo sessions, or wall grinding, nothing. when was the last time Ted missed such a prime opportunity to sharpen his sarcatic wit on an Alister who got caught out?
She will be in Lake Como this summer, and around for a while, because he needs her as much as she needs him and it has nothing to do with love, physical attraction or any emotion.
@beth
I agree with you. Sarah Larson knowing her days were numbered gave an associate George Clooney’s number and made the call. George jumps into protective mode, not realizing or suspecting it may have came from her. She stays on for another couple of months. He may be on to her though, there was a story stating George broke up with her in early March ( which may be true because he was auctioning off his Leatherhead seat and afterparty ) because he found that all of the proposal rumors stemmed from her. So you may be right.
@Michelle
You raise excellent points. The timeline has been altered, and your last statement regarding her being around for awhile is telling.
SL can tell us that she’s 22 and a virgin and if the spin is done well we’d buy it hook, line and sinker or at least with a wink and a nod. She’s not a pro at publicity and putting her best face forward, no standing next to GC with her mouth gaping open or a shitassed grin doesn’t count as her best face. Well maybe it is, but that’s not what I meant. This is where GC IF HE CARES should be stepping in for guidance. IF HE CARES.
Blind siding her with the tape, in front of a journalist no less, the continued jokes about beating her. the one after the accident and the one in the NYorker story, never referring to her by name; these events tell me he sees her, women in general, as things. He seems to find cruel humor in making sure she’s seen as his plaything, not a woman with a point of view. Yes, even if she were a stripper whatever, she must have a point of view, she did graduate college and even if you sleep through 4-years something sank in.
It’s convienenice for both of them, for him until she dumps him or he sees something better down the line. For her until her “career” blossoms either as a model or if the US magazine article is true, going back to Moon at the Playboy Club.
The outrage here is because it is GC, hell if we were discussing Charlie Sheen this would be a yawner because we EXPECT those type of women with Sheen. GC has always presented himself above all of that, his women were kept out of the spotlight, out of the press. GC has presented himself as our moral, political and social conscience; at least of late. GC has presented himself as a cool dude, hanging out at Dan Tana the bastion of old Hollywood except for maybe Musso and Frank. Cool dudes that have ethical concerns regarding how we should all think don’t date strippers, erm servers, erm escort or whatever the hell SL wants as her former life.
Can someone take a checkered past and move forward? Yes. However and I cannot vouch for all, most admit either begrudgingly or up front that “hey that was my life, I did what I did and now I’m doing this.”
Can an ethical compass and a checkered past find happiness? Sure, we all have our own standards of happiness and contentment.
@beth & shelly- nice theory but I’m guessing that they didn’t trust Sarah to do that much right. George wants to dump her but doesn’t feel that he can while she’s being trashed so he and Stan think this whole thing up, teach her her lines and find a “journalist” who is smart enough to write for a respectable mag and yet gullible enough not to question the story or maybe one who is just easily brought. I’m not sure which was harder, preping Sarah or finding the right “journalist”. Now George has defended her “honor- more that she has ever done, he goes off alone to Europe long enough for the furor to die down and someday someone will wonder what ever happened to whatshername.
smh.com.au f- from the Sydney Morning Herald
George Clooney meets British PM
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George Clooney, arrives at 10 Downing Street in London to meet Britain’s Prime Minister Gordon Brown on Tuesday April 8.
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George Clooney took a break from promoting his latest film to meet with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, as he continued pressing governments to speak out about China’s foreign policy in Sudan.
As the two met in London, the Olympic torch arrived in San Francisco for its North American stop. The Beijing Olympic torch relay has been dogged by human rights protesters.
“I think the protests are good. They’ve been warned for a while that there was going to be some protests,” Clooney told reporters after the meeting on the red carpet for the British premiere of his new film Leatherheads.
Clooney – who has been named a UN peace envoy – has publicly spoken several times about the crisis in Darfur.
The previous night, Clooney was joined by a bevy of beautiful women for a dinner held in his honour.
The Hollywood heartthrob enjoyed an evening with an array of gorgeous girls including actresses Helena Bonham Carter, Thandie Newton and Natascha McElhone, supermodel Elle Macpherson and socialite Jemima Khan, at London’s plush L’Atalier de Joel Robuchon restaurant.
The event was held by Harper’s Bazaar magazine and hosted by editor Lucy Yeomans.
The dinner also attracted a number of Clooney’s movie colleagues, including his Ocean’s Eleven co-star Matt Damon and Bonham Carter’s director husband Tim Burton.
British TV presenter Mariella Frostrup, who was once romantically linked to Clooney, was also among the guests.
Clooney’s current girlfriend former cocktail waitress Sarah Larson was not present at the dinner
Clooney KNOWS about her past. They know of every article, message board comment and blog post made about Clooney and/or Larson. He can pretend ignorance all he wants. But for people that work in PR, like myself, know better.
He is a client of Stan’s PR firm, Stan Rosenfeld & Associates. Therefore, every month when he sends his monthly retainer to SRA PR, they need to make sure they have an accurate method to measure Clooney’s ROI (return on investment) which is actually very difficult to measure in PR.
Not only does he get an activity report/invoice but also a coverage report/media hit list (can have different names, but it’s the same thing). It can come in many forms MS Word/Excel. Inside that document is a list of all the places he/she/his movies have been mentioned in not only hardcopy publications but the internet as well. This includes any negative mentions (they may be in a separate doc – don’t know how SRA PR does their exact reports). And trust that if necessary they will post positive messages in blogs if needed.
I do not work for SRA. I no longer work in Entertainment PR (I used to for a very long time). I currently do PR for a completely different industry. But rest assured, for those of you concerned about whether Clooney knows, trust that he knows exactly what is being said about him.
*sigh* I wish this site had a message edit button.
Anyway, what I wanted to add to my previous post is that in addition to the media hit list, the client receives copies of each article/message board post/blog entry for them to read. This can be digitally or the old method of binding the clips together in booklet form. Important clips are emailed ASAP to the client. The actual publicists might not do this tedious work. There are companies that do this for a large fee if there are many clips to be collected, either that or interns, like my company uses.
I doubt Clooney will waste his time to read every post, but please believe that Stan or his worker bees will.
In fact, expect MY message to be to be read by SRA PR. In that case…
HI STAN!
“Blind siding her with the tape, in front of a journalist no less, the continued jokes about beating her. the one after the accident and the one in the NYorker story, never referring to her by name; these events tell me he sees her, women in general, as things. He seems to find cruel humor in making sure she’s seen as his plaything, not a woman with a point of view. ”
@New Kid. Perfectly put. This, in a nutshell, is what offends me most. Just to add another instance – after the bike accident, when they were at the MC premiere and she had bruising on her face, he said – direct quote from him – “It looks like I socked her a couple of times”. And laughed! No clue how innapropriate this would come across as. I’m starting to find him absolutely repellant.
I don’t know guys but I think this blog’s incessant speculation about George and Sarah is way more interesting to psychoanalyze then their relationship. Hey Stan, what do you think? Doesn’t this sound like a bunch of jealous hicks trading obsessive barbs because their lives are so empty?
So the tiny minds think it is a big deal that Sarah, working for the entertainment industry of Las Vegas, got drunk partying (which she obviously loves as much as George,) and posed fully dressed in some suggestive pictures as PR to attract the kind of guys who want to hang out, party and spend money in Vegas? Wow, how criminal. How many of you guys ever did wild things at parties….???? Wouldn’t it be fun to have that plastered all over the internet and speculated about by your jealous high school “friends?”
Well Stan, if you are reading this and wasting your time printing out and studying this idiotic banter, the entire entertainment business is heading down the toilet. When people start to manage their careers to appease mob mentality….they are in big trouble.
My bet is that George and Sarah are having fun and don’t give a rats rear what you people think. My assumption is that George reacted to the call because it is getting pretty radical when the hate gets your home phone number and comes into your house! I would guess that one of you guys called GC and left that message. You thought it would scare George into thinking it was either Sarah or his reputation. Guess we know by his open reaction to the call that he isn’t much worried about what the tiny minds think…except to presecute them to the fullest extent of the law. Think about how much money it would be worth to the person who could turn you in. Now, think it through….
Keep “Dreaming” if you must…..but don’t you have a life of your own?
http://blogs.lasvegasmagazine.com/VegasLuxeLife/will-george-clooney-sneak-in-to-watch-lovemate-sarah-model-for-vegas-charity/
Ladies! Don’t expect to spot handsome George Clooney hiding behind the curtains at the Four Seasons today (WED) when his now nearly yearlong gal pal, Sarah Larson struts her stuff in Pucci fashions down the model runway! However, George just might hover around backstage to cheer her on at the Clark County Medical Society Alliance luncheon for The Shade Tree fundraiser that helps stranded homeless and abused women and children in crisis.
Instead expect photographers to turn out en masse for Sarah’s premiere public outing in diamonds and dash! Cliff Miller, president of our local M.J. Christensen Diamond Centers will also showcase the world-famous H. Stern and Hearts on Fire jewelry collections as Emilio “Prince of Prints” Pucci’s Italian sportswear fashions spruce up the stage.
Sarah has been dating George since they first met at the Palms, where she worked in the Moon nightclub when he turned up for last June’s Oceans 13 movie premiere during Cine Vegas. They’ve literally been inseparable ever since turning up together at film festivals from Venice to New York and the loving twosome were arm in arm at the recent Oscars. Some say that now he and Sarah are living and traveling together, for the first time George is “completely smitten and marriage may finally be on his mind.” Others say that their romance will eventually fizzle like all his others because he just won’t commit to a wedding. Meantime he has a $20,000 bet riding on his conviction he will still be a bachelor when he hits his 50th birthday! That’s just three years to go because George will celebrate his 47th birthday with Sarah
That’s just three years to go because George will celebrate his 47th birthday with Sarah next month!
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Keep in mind this is Robin Leach HARDLY a viable source of reliable anything look up the word hyperbole and you’ll see his picture.
http://www.gambling911.com/Clooney-Girl-Online-Poker-040908.html
Clooney Girl Not Content With Just One Online Poker Scammer
Just two weeks ago, struggling online gambling outfit, LazerWager, offered to pay Paris Hilton $100,000 if she would become their “best friend”. Perhaps they were looking for a new investor. The struggling company has been unable to pay customers since the Super Bowl.
While financiers involved with LazerWager have promised Gambling911.com they are working to right this sinking ship, press releases issued by the company continue to insult those owed.
Gambling911.com has obtained a photo of the individual who sent out the Paris press release. Seen here, Carlo is standing left of George Clooney’s girlfriend.
Is Clooney’s girl a magnet for these types of individuals?
While Carlo may not quite be classified as a “scammer” just yet, other online gambling operators and employees who know Carlo have bombarded Gambling911 with emails in recent days. The sentiment is the same.
Let’s just say he’s not exactly well liked in Costa Rica where LazerWager and much of the industry resides.
Clooney’s girl and her affection for people of this ilk has not gone unnoticed by Gambling911 (no offense to George Clooney, who most would agree is probably a good catch).
Last week we featured Clooney’s girl (Sarah Larson) with none other than Allan Grimard, implicated in a widely publicized online poker scam involving Absolute Poker. Grimard was involved with the poker room and enjoyed private “internal” access.
Grimard, who is the subject of an upcoming 60 Minutes report, fancies himself a real ladies man. Pictured right, this poor victim at a party appears to be calling out for assistance as an obviously stoned Grimard attempts to force himself upon her.
The young lad pictured left seems more content to be around party boy Grimard….or he is just being polite.
Sarah Larson, on the other hand, has appeared in Grimard’s company on more than one occasion, including a 2005 trip to Amsterdam. It is not believed that the two had any physical contact other than some unwelcome groping by the Absolute Poker scammer.
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Christopher Costigan, Gambling911.com Publisher [email protected]
Originally published April 9, 2008 12:49 pm EST
tuva — what can i say; guys can be dumb. that kind of comment is highly inappropriate in this day and age. — j.
When SL mentioned there was “tons of stuff” about her being a stripper and an escort, it was obvious that she and GC are very well aware of what is being said on the internet. This comment from SL was made on January 12. At that point the only derogatory story that had hit any print or TV press was the bum biting video in a British tab and there was no mention of stripping or escorting. The “tons” of stuff she was referring to was all on the internet at that point.
Hollywood Stock Exchange (a fun “game” if you like to play the market, virtual money and you buy stocks of people/films etc.) I put game in quotes because there are prizes but alot of folks take it seriously (not me, oh no, never….)
GC has gone from 63/share to a low of 46/share in just 2008 right now he’s sitting at $50/share. It’s not pretty, he’s not looking to go up in stock price, he peaked a bit prior to the release of Leatherheads, flattened out right after the release. I’m keeping an eye on the UK/EU release figures.
The film shares of Leatherheads were at a high of 43 and dove to 35 this week alone and still falling. As of close purchase price was 33 (all in virtual dollars of course.)
….cue up the next sack of crap….
George Clooney has decided that discretion is the better part of valour when it comes to engaging in a war of words with Rupert Everett on his home turf.
The waspish, Ampleforth-educated actor described Clooney as “not the brightest spark in the boulevard” and added, for good measure, that he felt his Ocean’s Eleven films were a “cancer to world culture”.
The American star – who was once called “Clooney the loony” by a tabloid newspaper after an altercation outside a nightclub – professed to have only just heard about Everett’s remarks, although they were made in December.
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“People say things, but you don’t worry about that,” he told me at the premiere of his film Leatherheads, at the Odeon Leicester Square.
“You know, I just couldn’t care less, people can be unkind every once in a while, it doesn’t really matter.”
Mandrake wonders if this is the same Mr Clooney who was quoted in the States as goading Everett about a film he had appeared in called Dunston Checks In, which featured an orang-utan.
This summer, Clooney will put aside such squabbles when he sets off on a motorcycle ride around Ireland.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/10/dp1001.xml
HE KNEW ABOUT THE COMMENT HE COMMENTED ON THE COMMENT. Wonder if he’ll be tooling with SL. Last road trip was with Randy/Cindy.
To Amazing: I think most of us find an “escape”, if you will, from our own lives to those of celebrities especially when news is now 24/7. Many of us would rather have their lives as a distraction to our own lives.
As to George having “the full extent of the law” dealing w/this call. He had his DRIVER check it out. Period. The end. And when does he tell this woman about the call, (for the first time), that he supposedly LOVES & has so much FUN with? In front of a reporter. And does he defend those charges in front of the reporter? No. She does. He merely laughs at the “you’ll be sorry” part of the call.
If their relationship is “real”, he seems rather passive/aggressive in his “defense” of this girl. Probably because it is the truth and perhaps he feels she allowed the pictures and the tapes to be taken of her — and that is her problem. I would have hoped had there really been “love”, no matter her background, he would have stood up to the media and said, yes, this is what she has done in the past, but I don’t care because I love her anyway.
Amazing – what are you doing on this post? i always like it when someone goes on a blog/forum whatever, comments that everyone else has no life because they post on the blog/forum but is also posting on that blog/forum. So if we take your comments to heart you shouldn’t be posting your opinion here either.
Many of us have very full lives. For me, some of the banter here is a way to escape from all the stuff I have to deal with during the day. Some of the stuff on here is hysterical.
So if it bothers YOU so much that people are commenting here why don’t you go back to YOUR FULL life?
Pot meet kettle! LOL
Amazing – you’re back!!
Nice to see that your life is as empty as ours, otherwise, you would not be here ;-)
Amazing (21:30:34) :
****LMAO if you say so.
I don’t know guys but I think this blog’s incessant speculation about George and Sarah is way more interesting to psychoanalyze then their relationship.
****Actually it borders on, dare I say it, amazement that a once considered smart man, can see his career take a nose dive <> not because he likes strippers, etc, but because he likes to lie about it. Its ok to like’em dirty, its not ok to dress’em up and drag them on the red carpet while daring the proper media to comment on it.
Hey Stan, what do you think? Doesn’t this sound like a bunch of jealous hicks trading obsessive barbs because their lives are so empty?
***No Amazing, it sounds like my client needs to get his head out of his ass and get it examined, if he doesn’t so something soon, I might be out of one a-list client. But thanks for your concern. I wouldn’t call them hicks, since George once lived in a trailer park, usually Hick City, USA.
So the tiny minds think it is a big deal that Sarah, working for the entertainment industry of Las Vegas, got drunk partying
**** Actually what I think is the issue isn’t her drinking like a fish, flashing her labia/vagina/private parts, licking another woman’s butt, fucking some guy against the wall in a crowded club, etc. It was her old mans bald face lie and hers that she earned $200,000 SERVING DRINKS. What the hell was in those glasses, gold dust?? it doesn’t take a tiny mind to see that, but it does take one.
(which she obviously loves as much as George,)
***Sure I’ll give you that, but until he does what she did/does *see above list* she’s got him beat.
and posed fully dressed in some suggestive pictures as PR to attract the kind of guys who want to hang out, party and spend money in Vegas?
*****So…the fucking the guy was all a pose….so ALL guys in Las Vegas only goes to places like the ones that Sarah advertised? Because they expect to be able to fuck a waitress against the wall?? Funny, for someone who made so much cash serving drinks, she’s only been photographed serving ONCE, but I bet that was one hell of a drink…But surely not all of the men in Las Vegas want that, or other wise the other bars who don’t offer Sarah Fucking nightly wouldnt be successful. Someone should tell Rande Gerber since his clubs do really well and she left his employment to go wall fucking. Guess that kind of shoots your theory out of the water.
Wow, how criminal. How many of you guys ever did wild things at parties….???? Wouldn’t it be fun to have that plastered all over the internet and speculated about by your jealous high school “friends?”
****I can honesty say I have never kissed another woman’s butt, flashed my naked, shaved labia for all the world to see, licked a magazine, sand on my back, my ass in the air, fucked in a night club, worn bondage gear, or fondled another woman. As for the jealous friends, which ones would that be? It cant be the deadc guy, cause I get the feeling if he really wanted to talk, she’d really have a reason to come on the blog, post a message and whine about it all.
Well Stan, if you are reading this and wasting your time printing out and studying this idiotic banter, the entire entertainment business is heading down the toilet. When people start to manage their careers to appease mob mentality….they are in big trouble.
*****Oh Stan’s reading it, and weeping. Because he knows if George’s stock doesn’t rise soon (in the real world I mean), his big fat percentages wont be coming through. Stan, like every other well fed leech, knows that the little minded people on blogs and forums, pay their clients salary. And if Clooney wants to keep funding his girlfriend’s Eliza Dolittle gig he’ll need all the money he can get and that includes from the little minds here. When people start forgetting who put them where they are, they soon find themselves in the middle square.
My bet is that George and Sarah are having fun and don’t give a rats rear what you people think.
****This, we completely agree on. And most of the people who don’t give a rats ass either, what they seem most annoyed by is his lies, otherwise, they all pretty much seem to say, they deserve each other and I agree, I think they’re perfect for each other. Party on!!!
My assumption is that George reacted to the call because it is getting pretty radical
****George reacted to get publicity. Had he thought it a real threat, the LAPD Threat Assessment Team would have the message and would be working on it. It wasn’t important enough for him to mention to her, when it was about her, until a reporter was there. Hmmmm, I wonder why??
when the hate gets your home phone number and comes into your house! I would guess that one of you guys called GC and left that message.
****Guess again Sarah, ah, I mean Amazing. It was a middle aged MAN, not a WOMAN. See George could sell that shit (jealous female fan) except it was a middle aged man. How many middle aged men give a rats ass about George and who he happens to be fucking at the time? So no, doll face, it wasn’t ‘one of you guys’ it was one of George’s friends, or associates or someone close ot him. Otherwise, how on earth would they have gotten his PRIVATE, UNLISTED telephone number?
You thought it would scare George into thinking it was either Sarah or his reputation.
****See above statement.
Guess we know by his open reaction to the call that he isn’t much worried about what the tiny minds think
****I agree again, he wasn’t worried because he knows that Sarah, with her tiny mind wouldnt insight a mob action from a blow fly. His ‘open reaction’ was a joke. He played that tape to the reporters BEFORE she heard it. His reactions was open alright right, open for the maximum publicity.
…except to presecute them to the fullest extent of the law.
****Well that explains why he didn’t go to the Los Angeles Police, who have experience and a Division dedicated to handling situations concerning threats to celebrities and/or their families. It makes perfect sense that he’d called a /retired/off duty/former police officer to look into this dangerous threat. What does he do when there’s a house fire, call the Cavemen cause they discovered fire, so they should be able to control it?
Think about how much money it would be worth to the person who could turn you in. Now, think it through….
****Thinking…thinking…thinking…thinking…thinking it through.. ok got a figure $0. Since Clooney has no desire to find out which one of his friends actually arranged the call, that would spoil his illusion, there is no money in it.
Keep “Dreaming” if you must…..but don’t you have a life of your own?
****Yep, but what’s your excuse for coming and lecturing here? Just passing through? You seem to do that with alarming frequency. One would almost think you had a small mind, no life and too much time on your hands.
Happiness- who is Farretin Aslan Oluk?
Also, when all of this started July/August whichever timeline is current in whomever’s universe SL was Sarah Lorraine, alot of the photos are under Larson.
http://www.lvrj.com/news/17456074.html
NORM: Larson tells a tale of dating Clooney
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Sarah Larson, girlfriend of actor George Clooney, poses on the runway and models Pucci at the Clark County Medical Society Alliance’s 7th annual Fashion Show at the Four Seasons on Wednesday.
Photo by Ronda Churchill
Sarah Larson cleared up a big mystery on Wednesday: how she ended up in the company of actor George Clooney, one of the world’s most eligible bachelors.
It was long before the much-reported “Ocean’s Thirteen” premiere during CineVegas last June at the Palms, said Larson, in her first lengthy interview since their relationship got serious.
“It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at Green Valley Ranch,” she said. Clooney was with some friends, including Whiskey owner Rande Gerber, “and I was with some friends.
“We were all dancing, taking pictures, being silly,” she said. Larson, who worked as a cocktail server at Whiskey, was dating someone else at the time.
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Last June, when Clooney came to town for the “Ocean’s” premiere, “he heard I was working at Moon,” made contact at the nightclub, and “we hung out,” she said. A month later, he invited her to go to Italy.
It’s been a whirlwind romance ever since. She’s attended world premieres with him, attended the Academy Awards on his arm, survived a motorbike crash with him and met his parents.
She continues to shuttle back and forth to Los Angeles, while her modeling career is taking off. She recently signed with the Los Angeles-based Nous Agency, which reps Mischa Barton.
She and Clooney, who turns 47 on May 6, are heading for Italy soon, a trip that could help expand her modeling career in Europe.
“We’ll be in Como, which isn’t that far from Milano,” she said, dropping a big hint after appearing in a fashion show that featured Emilio Pucci’s spring collection at the Four Seasons Hotel.
Clooney has been supportive of her new career, she said. “Your boyfriend better be. If they aren’t, you gotta kick ’em in the butt and walk away.”
The charity event, organized by the Clark County Medical Society Alliance, was a benefit for the Shade Tree.
http://www.teddyandmoo.com/blog/2008/sarah-on-the-runway/
7th Annual Clark County Medical Society Alliance Silent Auction and Fashion Show With Guest Model Sarah Larson at the Four Seasons Hotel in Las Vegas – April 9, 2008
(link to photographs)
http://dailyfiasco.com/2008/04/09/larson-struts-for-charity/
Former Las Vegas cocktail waitress Sarah Larson helped out the Clark County Medical Society Alliance today doing what she does best – looking good.
Larson took part in the alliance’s Seventh Annual Silent Auction and Fashion Show, featuring designs by Emilio Pucci, at the Four Seasons Hotel, while boyfriend George Clooney was busy furiously working on a script for Michael Clayton 2: Beyond Thunderdome.
(more pictures)
http://www.prphotos.com/store/category.cgi?category=search&query=^events.sql&q2=7th%20Annual%20Clark%20County%20Medical%20Society%20Alliance%20Silent%20Auction%20and%20Fashion%20Show%20With%20Guest%20Model%20Sarah%20Larson
(largest photo album, has most of the pics from above links)
Just a thought, I had the same question, but I was too embarrassed to ask. Is this guy, a business partner, friend, or boyfriend? Happiness, tell us.
Isn’t that sweet – they’ll be in Como for the summer. And we hear that they’ll be touring Ireland via motorcycle too. Nice.
Sarah, just a couple of words of advice from someone who’s had motorcycles around most of their lives – if you’re still gonna go commando may I suggest…leather pants?
You thought a couple of bruised toes hurt?
Road burned labia will not be pretty and quite possibly might hurt your *ahem, cough* modeling career! :-)
Oh, oh, just realized something – Sarah’s giving interviews about her relationship with George? Based on past reactions from George — that’s probably not a good idea.
But then again, what do I know – I’m just one of those “have no life slugs” that inhabit this blog….
George Clooney is overseas promoting his football comedy Leatherheads, along with his co-star Renee Zellweger. Clooney and Renee attended the London premiere of the film on Tuesday, and posed for a photocall in Rome yesterday. When asked where his girlfriend Sarah Larson was, Clooney said that she was back in LA. Larson attended the Los Angeles premiere of the film on Clooney’s arm on March 31.
One of Larson’s obligations back in the states was a charity fashion show luncheon at the Four Seasons Hotel in Las Vegas yesterday. She modeled two striking Pucci gowns at the Clark County, Nevada Medical Society Alliance Silent Auction and Fashion Show. She may have been a recent addition to the charity event, because a press release put out a month ago makes no mention of her, and she is not listed on the event page of the organization’s website.
Clooney is said to have vigorously defended his girlfriend against an unknown prankster calling his voicemail and telling him to dump Larson. Someone called him saying “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!” Larson told the New Yorker in an upcoming story about the call that she’s not a stripper or an escort and that her bad reputation is not deserved. Clooney tried to figure out who made the call and had the number traced. It led to a pre-paid phone cellphone that could not be linked to an owner.
http://www.celebinsight.com/2008/04/10/sarah-larson-does-charity-fashion-show-while-george-clooney-is-away-.html
Wasn’t she a last minute addition to fashion week? I wonder when GC is getting his balls back? SL has them so well hidden it could take years before GC notices she’s the one wearing them.
I found an old article right after GC was divorced, he is quoted as saying “he gained 25 lbs and an ulcer.” Talia is quoted as saying “he spent more time with his friends than with me.”
Hmfph.
Just A Thought (20:52:38) :
Happiness- who is Farretin Aslan Oluk?
hello everyone! sorry it took a while for me. apparently someone has decided to jam my , and my associates computers. they are both getting repairs. gee! what a COINCIDENCE! i know what the rumour is of mr. oluk. my associate was (as you noticed) trying to get the truth. (no they never did).
all i legally can say and (yes it is coded so i hope you get this) let your fingers do the walking,and explore the wonders of the world wide web. i think it is horse manure, but it is enough obviously to make george act like a total idiot.
again, i am amazed at all of you! you are very sharp, and intelligent. good call on amazing. you guys saw threw that bs! that sarah being in europe this summer sounds like to me (just my opinion) that she has been dumped, or close to it. remember krista allen did a lot of this nonsense too.
we can only hope george gets his sh*t together. as much as i think he deserves an arse beating, it would be great if just got it together. hurry up, and look up what you can about mr. oluk. it was outrageouse when i saw it. i cannot come out and say it.
then again, maybe this is why the bogus modeling story in europe came out. like sarah i think what i read about mr. oluk is a great big fat lying fairytale. i do think george needs help, and quickly. that is definite.
good days and many great blessings,
happiness
Guys – too funny! All the comments from my entry WB (10:11:01) : onwards are hilarious!
You really outdid yourselves this morning. I thoroughly enjoyed my breakfast reading/entertainment!
:-)
[insert clapping smiley]
I’m glad to be a part of the “have no life slugs association”. I prefer the title and position of “Chief Heckler”.
hello guys,
there is something i forgot to say. george mentioned this blog in the esquire mag. the joke about him being gay,gay and not gay, gay,gay is in reference to where fahrettin aslan oluk’s name is.
another thing is that when i asked if anyone had info on amir malekan it is rumoured there is a link between this amir jerk, and fahrettin. if you have kept up with articles on george, there is now someone put out a fake fashion line.
from what i remember they apparently tried to make it look like george had allowed his name, and so forth for this fashion line. interesting huh?
this amir creep and fahrettin has deep connections with turkey and germany. amir is deeply connected in italy as well. he as i said deserves to be in jail. it is not a stretch of the imagination that there is a connection to sarah as well. why? my associate told him to get lost after the second time she went to dinner. apparently he shares a taste for the exotic like ms. sarah. there were other things, but they must remain private.
i personally think there is a definite reason to why sarah remains with george. she is hard to get rid of. just like amir was for my associate. amir has strong ties to fashion especially in italy. i think personally sarah is trying to take george for a ride, with some help.
in the midst of that somehow he got himself in a situation where it is taking down his career. there was a purpose for him letting sarah listen to the tape as he did with that reporter. my hunch is that she or whomever is involved with this soap opera has been pushing george more. george threw a punch in the face so to speak with that taped message.
again, i am putting pieces together to help my associate. i have taken bold measures, and did it for good reasons. there is a lot in play, and truth needs to come to the surface. at the rate it is going, this is going down bad. sarah as many has said will not go without a fight.
you can feel sorry for her, but she knows the score. from what is being revealed today, she has hung with some real winners according to that gambling911.com . we will continue to hear more, sarah will continue to tell her side of the “story”.
what you need to pay attention to is the back and forth going on between the stories. i find that interesting. george had a article that came out today stating someone should tell sarah that she is getting married to him. something is up.
as i said before, and will say again: fahrettin aslan oluk and sarah are fairtytales. in terms of this amir creep, he was brought in like others for whatever reason to create diversions and strife. amir is a violent person. due to my associates health, they could not fight him to well. he forced himself into my associates house, with another man. this creep tried to pull her top and brassiere off to show off her body like she was a piece of meat.
she fought him and end up with bruises and marks on his body. this is why the police took care of this creep. oh! another thing, the valentine’s show of “love” is bogus somewhere too. sarah was stalking my associate at 7:15-7:30 am february 15, 2008. if they had a romantic weekend, then why was sarah watching my associates house on the 15th of feb before 8am?
everyone keep patching this puzzle together. all of you are doing great. i have a gut instinct that sarah, amir, and fahrettin is in all of this crap together. george needs to get his faculties together, and tone down the arrogance and ego; unless he is playing a part of this nonsense, and why?
there are a lot of unanswered questions here. one thing for sure, sarah has to keep her claws so to speak into george as long as she can. a lot of shady/dark areas, and not too much sunshine to cast a light on all of this. i think this will not be the case soon though. jmo
I still think the “cell phone” call was made by someone who knows SL.
I don’t believe that some random person had GC’s cell phone number.
PLEASE…BS!!!
SL is the only non celebrity girlfriend that makes me want to puke.
There is just something about her that I don’t like
Oh, you are disappointing me! You are always talking about yourself as a pros, or insiders, and you don’t know about Fahrettin Aslan Oluk? Eheheh :-)
Well, finally I met your man. Funny thing, all this chaos around this guy, thousands of women in love, crowds of women mad about that… neurotic… old man?
Sorry George ;-)
So sad SL wasn’t there. I would like to meet the girl, I apologise the “ONE”. My apologise, the b.tch.
Now I’m satisfied, GC doesn’t deserve my attention anymore. I confirm my words that I wrote here, nothing more nothing less. Now I now why women like GC. He looks at you with his creepy dark brown eyes, like “I DO know what you want from me and I am giving it to you”. He is not sexy at all but very very fascinating, a dangerous (bipolar) little bastard.
Another thing. Only God knows how much I love this site but when I read here there are conspiracies or something hidden in GC’s life I got shocked. I really don’t understand your words. Do you really know about these things?
Let me remind you that only GC knows about his past, his present and his future. We aren’t his parents, and even though GC was your husband (lucky you he is not) he would be and do just as he wants. We are not allowed to share with him his life or know about his private. Yes, it’s HIS life, we can just let him get it wrong or ruin his own life or whatever he wants. It’s my point of view, of course. We can write here just theories, while if we had or knew some truths we would be authorized to sell them to magazines. But we also are too much bright to do that. It’s more funny to write them here!
I’m afraid, we have to wait for a long time for the ending of this story.
Enjoy your time here – love to you all
Sarah Summers in Italy
Sarah Larson has just signed a new modeling contract – at 28 years old, it’s a rare accomplishment. She strutted down the catwalk the other day in Vegas for a charity fashion show and was asked by reporters about how she met George Clooney, how long they’ve known each other, and what she has planned next.
For the record, she’ll be summering in Italy…or as she put it:
“We’ll be in Como, which isn’t that far from Milano.”
Milano???
Milano???
Is that like Madonna’s English accent?
Sit DOWN Sarah Larson!
As for what George thinks of her new “career”, whether or not he’s been supportive, says Sarah “Your boyfriend better be. If they aren’t, you gotta kick ’em in the butt and walk away.”
Bitch… please!
Like Sarah Larson’s suddenly the poster girl for independent women???
I love it when these twats start believing their own press.
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_taking_Sarah_Larson_to_Lake_Como_for_the_summer.aspx
She actually looks nice in that latest round of modeling work. Hopefully she’ll use that make-up artist to help her when she goes to the Costume Institute Ball with Clooney.
Poor thing is delusional with this modeling thing though… she’s 29 trying to break into modelling. If she isn’t getting work in the US what makes her think she’ll get work in Europe. I don’t care who her agent is, not too many people are trying to have her selling their product. Her skin is not good, too much retouch work is costly. Her only option is runway. That is like an artform over in Europe, she’ll be competing with girls 10-15 years younger and fresher than her. She needs to give that dream up and just be content with being Clooney’s rent a girlfriend. She isn’t working and how are her bills being paid? Clooney! Why is she trying to be famous anyway? Clooney is going to have to call in many favors for this modeling career. She’s brave planning into the future with a commitmentphobe. Summer is far off and you never know with him.
Her and George Clooney on a bike trip through Ireland? hahaha Why are trying to break them up. She’s too high maintenance, he’ll be trying to throw her ass off a cliff after two days. I believe it is going to be one of his guys trips. If she goes, pray for her.
So she states they have been an item since June 07, she is clearly cheating on him in those photos then. I thought she’d be smart enough to change the date, but she didn’t.
George has balls, I believe it is his Irish guilt clouding his judgment as well as his stubborness. He’s feeling guilty because he helped expose her to the public, although she was a willing participant and the bike accident .Once he gets over one or the other she’ll be out in her ass. Sorry they just don’t look or act like a happy couple. A few months into a relationship and one of the participants need to get away for weeks at a time does not make a healthy relationship.
See the pics that weren’t retouched? SL has red marks at the base of her neck/top of her collarbone.
Columnist says hickeys, she heals slowly then, he was gone about one-week prior to the fashion show, no?
Found a link that will sell me GC/Talia divorce papers all 40+ pages, if I am ever that bored.
(makes nifty chief heckler certificate for fark…………..)
@happiness
I believe they came clean with not being together on Valetine’s Day and stated they were together that Friday evening!!! I knew that damn photo wasn’t real and that press release was so fake. That is why they had dinner with friends, witnesses. Hmmm this story is getting interesting.
Sarah Larson Thinks We Are Stupid
During a recent interview with Sarah Larson the party girl/suspected escort clarified how and when she met George Clooney.
Via People Magazine;
“It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at [Vegas’s] Green Valley Ranch,” Larson says, according to the Las Vegas Review Journal.
The actor was with a group of pals, including Whiskey Bar owner Rande Gerber (Cindy Crawford’s husband). “I was with some friends. We were all dancing, taking pictures, being silly.”
Uh-huh. Dancing, taking pictures, and being silly translates into her grinding against her female friend’s pelvis, taking photos of her licking her female friend’s leg, and being silly means they probably all got gangbanged for cash after wards.
Someone please find some amateur porno with Sarah already so she can just disappear from our radar forever.
http://www.flisted.com/23438/sarah-larson-thinks-we-are-stupid/
The Luckiest Slut In The World Talks!
Sarah Larson talks! And she talked to the Las Vegas Review Journal about the night she met her meal ticket, George Clooney. Sarah said she first met eyes with George a while ago, “It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at [Vegas’s] Green Valley Ranch.” She served cocktails at the joint at the time and had a boyfriend.
A few years later, George came to Vegas for the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere and started asking around for her. Sarah said they “hung out” and the rest is history.
Asking around for her?! More like he called up the escort agency and asked for their top shelf robot.
Sarah quit her job as a cocktail waitress and recently signed with a Los Angeles based modeling agency. She said Georgie is supportive of her career, “Your boyfriend better be. If they aren’t, you gotta kick ’em in the butt and walk away.”
Oh please! This bitch is acting like she’s the one buying her own ten thousand dollar dresses and flying herself to Italy. Homegirl is sucking Clooney’s ass lips for a luxurious lifestyle and there’s nothing wrong with that, but be honest. I bet Clooney’s ass lips taste like duck!
I still can’t get over the fact that she actually talked during this interview. That’s going to cost Clooney extra.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/25196