From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
NK: Is that story for real? That amount of sex does not sound normal, even for horny teens. Dead C should weigh in to say if he thinks this guy would even spill the beans in this detail. I’m skeptical. If it’s true, then safe to say this girl really knows how to enjoy herself (like an animal in heat)! Tsk. Tsk.
anon2
here is a quick breakdown for you.
meditation i where we find answers. because one of them(ahem) is not praying themselves
-my associate freaked out when i showed this line. she likes to meditate late at night in her apt. she does not reveal her meditations that explicitly. how does cornish hen knows this kind of information. fyi—she has made strong requests over “concerns”. sounds like what i said before, someone is making themselves privy to this knowledge. how do you know what is said in prayers/meditations that are done anywhere from 11:30pm-3:00am.
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missy, stop punishing yourself for what he is not seeing.
–my associate in private notes (journal mainly) that questions why certain things are happening. it is so interesting especially since her home was broken into in nov. 2007, and last month. she had old journals out in the open stacked to the side. most people would not know what the contents are unless you read them. (hint)
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she lives very close and what’s more is that she can feel you as you can feel her.
—-a comment made by my associate . she got an unusual invite for a private press screening for letterheads. she went, and made that comment to two people privately. she felt george’s presence, and knew he was close. she has always been able to do that. his energy is uniquely different to her. she cannot explain it or understand, and truly do not care to at this point of her life.
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don’t deny her should you see her again.
—she got a last minute invite to good german premiere. she grudgingly congratulated george, for she felt obligatory. let’s just say she knew she should have not done it. she was told see you at the party, and she cleared out of the building in the opposite direction. it was a bit much for her. she is not a big fan of warner, and some of their people.
when she was running away, a warner security guard was on her heels. in fact she felt something behind her and went to spin around and hit the guy. HE WAS THAT CLOSE!
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she has called her friends and you can hear that someone is listening to the calls. in fact they use to record and play back verbatim a part of the conversation that was 10 minutes prior. eerie!
she was followed around studio city as she was doing a few small errands on easter. this man followed her all the way to her doorstep. she tried to get his plate number on his car. there was none. the man smirked and drove off quickly.
other things that she has written in personal notes and journals have appeared in george’s answers. not one or two concerns but a lot of things she wrote about. this is scary. so as i said before, it does not suprise me that i was attacked on this forum. george got some sharks in his waters with him.
do i think george is doing all of this ? no not all. at least i hope not. my associate has ran into bureaucratic problems with benefits to a bad injury “out of the blue”. not suprised. it came on the heels of something i revealed. nasty, nasty, nasty. ya gotta love the state government.(wink)she put out an ad for she thought she was going to give up her apt. since she is not well enough to go back to work. a woman answered the ad by the name of “natalie”. her voice was a dead ringer for sarah larson. (yes it was that bad)
“natalie” stated she live in riverside, ca at a nudist resort with a two year old, and her husband. she asked my associate did she have a problem with it. my associate said if she can deal with assholes in armani, and walking the red carpet, than adam and eve is no problem. “natalie” seem to lap up that answer she gave a real good hardy laugh. “natalie” never call her back, nor did my associate think she would. within the week star magazine photos appeared. interesting……also all of a sudden my associate rent was paid very quickly too. of all people one of her atty’s that has been the bane of her existence with his awful attitude and the way he treats her. she has tried forever to fire him, and atty never want to touch her case. hmmmm……………………..
i personally still think all of this is a mind game. is it me, or does all this events sounds a bit strange and eerie? so who is really full of shit here?
Clooney Crushin’ on Paul’s Piece?
Curious George wouldn’t mind exploring Paul’s new lady friend after he met the new item in NYC according to Showbizspy. George was impressed with Paul’s latest catch and says divorce has done his complexion a lot of good.
George was with his GF Sarah Larson, who has managed to keep him occupied for awhile now, and was overheard saying if he was ever in the position he “wouldn’t say no!” when it came to scoring with Paul’s girl.
http://www.tmz.com/
http://www.woofactor.com/62452/
April 6, 2008 — THOSE who dare to insult George Clooney’s latest squeeze, Sarah Larson, run the risk of being investigated by the Oscar-winning hunk.
Clooney tells next week’s New Yorker he had his police-officer driver launch a probe of a mysterious caller who phoned him at home, urging him to dump Larson – a message that didn’t sit well with the former Vegas cocktail waitress.
On the voice mail, which Clooney plays to the mag’s Ian Parker in front of Larson for the first time, a calm, middle-age male voice is heard saying: “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”
‘”Before you’re sorry’?” a surprised Larson parrots, before launching into a diatribe about how she’s been raked over the coals in endless gossip over her relationship with Clooney. “They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”
Clooney, who discounts the possibility one of his pals played a joke on him – “It’s not a prank – none of my friends would do that” – called in the fuzz. With the help of his rent-a-cop chauffeur, he had the caller’s number traced to a pre-paid cellphone, then tried to find out if the suspect had paid by credit card to pin him down. But the investigation apparently dead-ended.
Larson, who’s young enough to be Clooney’s daughter, has had a colorful past. Aside from working as a scantily clad cocktail waitress at the Palm Hotel’s Moon nightclub in Vegas, she won a “Fear Factor” contest after consuming a scorpion. And as the Daily Mail of London reported last year, the leggy brunette posed provocatively with a sexy female pal during a 2005 trip to Amsterdam in which she worked as a promotional model.
Larson met Clooney at the “Ocean’s Thirteen” premiere party at The Palms. Last year, the lovebirds were injured in a motorcycle mishap in which their bike collided with a car on a narrow road in Weehawken, N.J. He fractured a rib and she broke her foot. Clooney has been a nonstop dating machine since his childless, four-year marriage to Talia Balsam ended in 1993 – dating such beauties as Krista Allen, Celine Balitran and Lisa Snowdon.
(anyone from here perhaps?)
The above link will take you to the NY Post page six.
Interesting the interviewer had SL in the room and she hadn’t heard the tape prior to the interview. Most weekly mags have a lead time of about 2-3 weeks assuming the interviewer wasn’t a freelance so about 1-month ago was when this was done.
wow, the TMZ article about George and Paul McCartney’s gf that i posted has already been deleted. (Stan work ?)
Don’t Eff With Clooney’s Property
George Clooney tried to track down a man that had left a message on his voicemail about girlfriend Sarah Larson. Clooney told the New Yorker (via P6) that the mystery caller urged him to dump Sarah. The caller said, “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”
Renee Zellweger…was that you?! I bet the caller had a squint in his voice.
With the help of his rent-a-cop driver, Clooney tracked down the number to a pre-paid cellphone. He tried to find out if the cellphone was paid with a credit card, but the trailer went dead. Some Danny Ocean!
Sarah said that she’s been bashed left and right for dating Clooney, “They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”
Wah…wah….wah….deal with it bitch! Sarah needs to buy a pair of nuts and answer these questions with, “I’m sucking Clooney dick and you’re not, so shut the fuck up!” Handle it Sarah!
Tommy McKaughan better watch his ass! Clooney might be coming for him next. Tommy spoke to the NOTW about his past relationship with Sarah Larson. He talked about how she “bewitched him with nude sex in the woods” and how she “rubbed special potions all over his body.” She’s the Blair Witch!
George Clooney tried to track down a man that had left a message on his voicemail about girlfriend Sarah Larson. Clooney told the New Yorker (via P6) that the mystery caller urged him to dump Sarah. The caller said, “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”
Renee Zellweger…was that you?! I bet the caller had a squint in his voice.
With the help of his rent-a-cop driver, Clooney tracked down the number to a pre-paid cellphone. He tried to find out if the cellphone was paid with a credit card, but the trailer went dead. Some Danny Ocean!
Sarah said that she’s been bashed left and right for dating Clooney, “They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”
Wah…wah….wah….deal with it bitch! Sarah needs to buy a pair of nuts and answer these questions with, “I’m sucking Clooney dick and you’re not, so shut the fuck up!” Handle it Sarah!
Tommy McKaughan better watch his ass! Clooney might be coming for him next. Tommy spoke to the NOTW about his past relationship with Sarah Larson. He talked about how she “bewitched him with nude sex in the woods” and how she “rubbed special potions all over his body.” She’s the Blair Witch!
Thank’s for the answerd and the link :-)
Happiness : you lost me for real…I really don’t understand what your talking about..are you in psychiatric hospital? you are not a fan…you are a dangerous fanatic.
I will be not surprised that you will try to hurt SL one day…wait for her at job with a group of stupid male or something like this.
Another detail for you : I am a girl…yess…a girl….moron.
Charlie.
I don’t buy that whole story re George & Sarah playing a tape to a reporter.
George wouldn’t use his “driver” to trace the call. He has access to many top security people. Can’t believe he’d allow the discussion of what people think of Sarah to ever be printed. If so, why hasn’t he denied it before. Sounds like more mind games; but I doubt from Clooney’s side.
And re Paul’s gf. These comments were supposedly made this last week in the Carlyle where both he & Paul were staying — and Sarah was NOT on this trip.
http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/04/george_clooney_wants_nancy_shevell.php
George Clooney wants Nancy Shevell?
George Clooney is set to compete with Paul McCartney for Nancy Shevell’s heart.
Paul McCartney was spotted getting close to Nancy during a holiday in the Caribbean this week. Later in the week, they traveled to New York together and met Clooney at the Carlyle Hotel.
According to The Mirror, Clooney later told friends: “Paul McCartney’s girlfriend is definitely keeping him young! He’s done pretty well for himself – I wouldn’t say no!”
cornish game hen (08:41:49) :
Seriously way off the track, all of you. Keep your fingers crossed for perfect timing and synchronicity to allow for a blessed union of souls. The timing is demanding it of both he and she. Just may be a much better scenario for him to drop SL for good and just wait so the “One” can get to him. Targets are hard to hit when they keep moving around.
oh okay. do you seriously think he is going to dump larson? to him that is the perfect woman for him. just an observation from what i have seen so far. if things are that scattered how is the “one” going to get to him anyways. it seems there is a preparation of a wedding announcement or something just as “interesting” going to happen.
another thing, what if the “one” may not want to be with him. face it he has not made himself in terms of behaviour and conduct appealing for this woman. so what are you talking about? maybe just maybe this woman is carving out a life that does not have this outlandish soap opera drama.
do not give me wrong, life cannot be harmonious or peaceful all the time. however, it does not have to be pearl harbor and hiroshima at the same time. you gotta come up with something better than this. sorry it does not hold water for me. i think this is a game, or distraction. george and sarah have something cooking, and it is not pot roast.
george likes “different” women. a woman that is what you described is not something he would be thrilled about. a woman who likes wild sex in the woods, punches men in the face, stalks, gets up close and personal with a woman like what has been seen in sarah seems to be his cat’s meow. jmo
George says he wants to do Paul McCartney’s gal? What a hoot. He says he wouldn’t say no? By the looks of things, George doesn’t seem to say no to too many women anyway.
Isn’t one girl enough? After a while you just have to wonder about the sanity of some of these people in Hollywood. Everyone is fair game? Every woman is just a fuck opportunity? These people really need to look at themselves in the mirror and see what true assholes they have become.
Or were they assholes all the time and the money and power make them think they can get away with publicly treating women like cattle? I guess they can only get away with it if the women let them do it and that’s another reason why women like Sarah irritate the hell out of me. Is there nothing she has that isn’t for sale?
happiness – the stuff you’re posting is really in the WTMI zone. If what you say is true, your posts may be making it more difficult and dangerous for your friend. She needs to get herself a Gloria Aldrige type of attorney if she’s really being harassed by Warners. And you need to stop posting what’s going on here – you’re showing them what you know. You should be looking at getting your own private eye and finding out if/who and how they are bugging her place then get it de-bugged.
Of course, this could all just be you working out a script, posting it here to see what kind of reaction you might get.
As to the “Clooney tells next week’s New Yorker” thing about being called and told to dump Sarah — well how does one get Clooney’s private number? It’s not like it’s posted. So if it did happen then it would have to be someone who knows him, is in Hollywood or knows someone in Hollywood. Doesn’t bode well for him if his friends are giving up his private number.
I guess it could be true OR it could be the New Yorker trying to drum up sales of it’s magazine by posting a teaser about an article that’s not true. Everyone runs out and buys the mag then finds it was “all a mistake” or worse “just a joke.”
I think this is all being perpetuated by Mel Gibson and Julie Roberts! They are seriously punk’ing George!! Next TMZ will have pictures of George in a room covered in aluminum foil and holding a metal spatula like a sword and a garbage can lid as a shield!
Oh, one last thing – deadc – do you think this Tommy guy sold out or did they make all that crap up? I mean, how much would it take for him to sell out (or make up) his recollections of private time with Sarah? I for one don’t buy the “magic massage oils” crap. Sounds like some editor at a rag magazine took a bit of info they had then made up the rest. Of course, if he did sell out then what’s the difference between him and Sarah?
I’ll bet Sarah’s taking notes of all that’s been going on with the Cloonester and will probably write a tell all book about her time with him. Of course, she’ll paint herself as the victim….
And the shit keeps hitting the fan. George will hide out in Europe for a while. Maybe he’s already convincing Lisa Snowdon to make the trip to Como again.
@Juliex
As real as the link….he’s a friend (ex-friend?) of deadC and in the beginning hung around here. Perhaps he’ll post true or false, though I have no reason to dis-believe the story. Further up there is a link to his page with pics of SL during camping trips.
@Chariie; You’re welcome, I hope it helps – slang on any side of the pond is hard to translate.
@Brie
I don’t buy it either especially the part about SL “diatribe” she doesn’t seem to be able to link 3 words together without summoning the local dogs with her high pitched voice. Besides, I don’t think GC has done ANY press with her beyond the red carpet and then she’s robo-stripper. I mean robo-cocktail server. She also uses present tense referring to herself as a server. That tense changed the minute her checks started cashing.
@happiness
If your friend is that concerned, police will help her. Even GC can’t purchase 100% of the local constabulary. Pelicano is on trial and out of business, WB doesn’t give a crap about GC unless it involves the sexual harassment suit they’ve been trying to keep out of the press for the last few months. It’s been rumor upon rumor GC was involved but without proof it’s all he said/she said.
SL on the other paw, she’s got buds in Vegas, hit dudes, drunk hit dudes and if she were a smart cookie she’s got a few negatives/dvd and/or tapes stashed somewhere we’ve not yet seen. and that isn’t very much.
What do you expect us to do? We’ll “listen” but we’re not going to round up a posse and head up them hills of studio – Heston is dead – we won’t have a strong leader that isn’t a fan of GC.
Sigh.
I can’t wait for the next version of the tabs/mags and web pages.
I still think this is a setup to dump SL AND I’m beginning to think this is her setup to gather legal/crap for a lawsuit against GC. Remember back when she was asked if she’d ever sue GC because of the accident? I have a deep feeling (I’m not channeling Hen or anyone, honest) that SL isn’t going quietly. Even if she signed a no tell agreement, it won’t hold up in court. She’s going to take GC down for as much as she is able to get –
“21” hits jackpot with second win/ “Leatherheads” fumbles at box office
Universal’s George Clooney-Renee Zellweger romantic comedy “Leatherheads” was sacked at the weekend box office, losing the No. 1 spot to Sony holdover “21” and all but tying with 20th Century Fox’s family adventure-fantasy “Nim’s Island” for No. 2.
“Leatherheads,” grossing an estimated $13.5 million from 2,769 theaters, came in below expectations after being widely predicted to win the frame based on tracking.
“Nim’s Island,” a needed boost for label Fox-Walden, grossed an estimated $13.3 million from 3,513 theaters. Film came in on the higher end of expectations.
While Universal put themselves ahead of Fox in their Sunday estimates, several studios had “Nim’s” — starring Jodie Foster, Gerard Butler and Abigail Breslin — ahead of “Leatherheads.” Final numbers will be released Monday, resolving the question.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=620177
I say Leatherheads and it is a funny movie. Just a comedy, and a funny one.
[b]”Even if she signed a no tell agreement, it won’t hold up in court. She’s going to take GC down for as much as she is able to get -” [/b]
Why wouldn’t it hold up in court? Although most aren’t meant to, they are meant to cost the “teller” so much $$ that they couldn’t make it back selling the story. I doubt she could sue him for that much, considering she has not lost work, hell, she said she is “focusing on her modeling career” which has gotten kicked up because of him.
I think she will go quietly as far as the public knows. She may be a pain in the ass to him for months to come, but he has dealt with her type for years.
just looked at the writer’s blog site that someone posted a link to from here.
Whoa, if we thought his dating Sarah stuff was getting heated commentary the political stuff on that site is intense.
Saw Krista Allen in some ridiculous series about acting in LA (“Unscripted” something or other). I take it back what I said earlier. She’s actually (or was, I don’t know how old she is now) very pretty. Nice figure as well…
Happiness: http://www.zabasearch.com is one of the few people “search” sites that gives out addresses for free (you don’t have to buy the report). He’s there, but the birthday is listed as 1970, which doesn’t jibe with the age you say he is. Have a look see. this service brings up not only your specific search names, but also similar names.
I put nothing past anyone, especially the rich and powerful. Your phone can easily be tapped, your living area can easily be bugged. your cell conversations can easily be captured and recorded with the right equipment (including a print out of the transcription). virtually nothing is safe from prying ears and eyes if someone really puts their mind to it, and has the funds to hire people who know how to do these things. all of this equipment is for sale online, but some can only be sold to government agencies or law enforcement, for obvious reasons. and, much of it is very expensive.
there’s even ‘laser radar’ where, even if you can’t get inside someone’s office to bug it, you can aim the beam at their window from an adjacent street, and their speech can be detected from vibrations in the panes of office glass. i have no idea what is legal and what is not, but all i am saying is if someone is sufficiently motivated to find out what you are up to, they can do it.
it’s foolish for any of us to think that what we do is private. just take an hour or so to read up…i tried to find the same site where i learned all this stuff, but no luck. just google ‘corporate surveillance” or test out some key search words.
there’s a product called ‘spy recon’ that someone can install on your computer without you even knowing it. it then records your every movement on the computer and the person who bugged you is watching the whole thing. it’s illegal to use it for spying on someone without their consent (they promote it as a way to keep track of your kids activities, etc., == yeah, right), and some are going to jail for putting it onto their ex wives computers, etc., so be forewarned, just in case the wheels are turning. ha!
so, read up, and find out how to protect yourself and your phone lines and your computer.
think your boyfriend is cheating on you? you can give him a phone (also sold on the ‘net) that lets you dial in and listen to both his conversations and surrounding sounds. it turns the phone’s speaker into a listening device. and they never know you are listening, because the phone doesn’t ring when you dial him to activate the speaker. it’s all done silently. even his service provider does not know you are on his line! and, no i don’t have one and don’t plan to get one. not that insecure!
as to my computer, and keeping it safe from key logging software and programs similar to spy recon, i regularly hit “control alt delete” to bring up task manager and check to see what applications and processes are running. however, spy recon even has a version that won’t show up in task manager, etc. but there are always ways of beating it, if you know where to look (the registry?).
anyway, enough cloak and dagger. a good anti virus and anti spyware on the computer is a must, along with regular scans to check for threats. i also recommend using programs to surf anonymously, to protect your privacy. these websites love nothing more than to gather all types of info about you, thereby building a ‘profile’ which can be used to market stuff to you, or to sell your info to someone else who may profit by it. protect yourself!
Alright, ya’lls. Here’s what I have to say about all of these wack ass crazy issues.
as far as Tommy is concerned, I know that he did say that shit. It even refers to his old beat up orange 1980 Toyota Corolla station wagon with the spray paint and a road trip that I know that they took. Am I shocked? Yes and No. I’m shocked that anyone would actually divulge shit like that. I wonder how his current Girlfriend/baby’s mama feels about these comments but then you have to realize the fact that he must have made some cash on this deal and that he did tell people that I died of AIDs so… think about it.
In his first interview in Oct. with STAR (the one where they jacked the photo from here and printed it) he talks about how wonderful and kind and amazing she is. This is after posting on the internet how she was not a Go-Go dancer and that she is an intellectual with a degree. Then he goes on Evening magazine (local TV program) and says that he thinks that she will probably become the first lady. Later comes Youtube posts mentioning in the description how it hasn’t helped his band out like he had hoped. After that, comes a post on the E! Entertainment site where Tommy mentions how Sarah is catty and holds grudges while referring to the time when he forgot her birthday and she confiscated his Jerry Garcia albums 3 years aftewards because of it (she also took my shit because she thought it was his, btw). Now this. Yeah, he said it, and I believe the oil stories, etc. Her and my ex both wanted to deal with natural healing, etc.
Here’s what I think is important to keep in mind. First off, this is a prime example of the shit that I did not talk about in my post. I know shit too, but it’s innappropriate. There are lines that I have not crossed and intimate details that I feel do cross the line in this new article. They started dating in High School and, although this UK article paints her as a complete fucking skank, she was with Tommy, her first real love/boyfriend for 6 yrs. That’s 6 yrs worth of stories. Do you think that anyone maintains anything like that (erotic, etc) for that period of time? I stated before that some of her actions seemed questionable, especially at the end, but she wasn’t running around fucking everybody through most of the time that I knew her. At the end when they broke up, she started dating but… I don’t think that is the same thing, and I knew people that did run around and act super skanky, but she was not one of them.
My favorite part is where Tommy refers to how he “broke her heart” and broke up with her, because, like I wrote in my article, that’s not how it went down at all. I was there for it and he was devastated. That’s actually what caused a lot of bad blood with the people around her, because she hurt someone that was considered a friend, so badly. It’s also important to think of how much he said that wasn’t printed. I’m assuming that the conversation took place over the phone, and the tabloids get you rambling. That’s the main reason why I turned down the money originally, because I couldn’t even remember what might have slipped and how they might edit my comments.
As for Phone Threats, etc. I think this shit is crazy. I don’t understand why anybody would hate someone so much that they have never even met. I don’t even hate her, I just don’t understand the hype. The whole point of my article is that it doesn’t deserve so much hype. I knew stories would spill out, and photos, etc. I mentioned that, remember? I knew that things would escalate, either that she was a “celebrity” in her own right, or that she was an evil hooker bitch, and I thought it was bound to wind up being exaggerated either way. I stand by my original article still, as an honest account and I feel very little about the relationship beyond about what it fuels and prompts people to do and the ways that it has made people feel that they need to react. This shit is crazy.
Would Sarah be shocked by my article. Probably not. I haven’t called her and she hasn’t called me about it. I could get a hold of her very easily as could she get a hold of me, but I don’t think that she ever thought that we would try and keep in touch with each other by the end any more than I did. I was always pretty straight forward about how I felt about shit with her as things happened. I tried to be straight up about things around everyone at that time, more or less. I’ve called her out to her face when I thought that she was being rude to Tommy before even, but that was all a while ago. Would she be hurt by Tommy’s article? Yeah, I think that anyone would be fucking pissed about that.
The stories are unfolding in a very interesting manner, yes, but any intense hatred for this person, I feel is unwarranted, but I also feel that any intense love for her based on association is ridiculous because, as the viewing public that does know her and hasn’t really witnessed any accomplishments or malicious acts, there really doesn’t seem to be much of a basis for these reactions. That’s my opinion
How do you know Sarah did not use “voodoo love potions” to keep GC? There are people that really believe in “voodoo” even though it scares me but it may work. who knows
happiness – the stuff you’re posting is really in the WTMI zone. If what you say is true, your posts may be making it more difficult and dangerous for your friend. She needs to get herself a Gloria Aldrige type of attorney if she’s really being harassed by Warners. And you need to stop posting what’s going on here – you’re showing them what you know. You should be looking at getting your own private eye and finding out if/who and how they are bugging her place then get it de-bugged.
no it is not. there are a lot of things going on. a whole lot of them. my associate is okay, just tired and agitated over all the soap opera stuff that was happenng. what is so funny is that amir was turned over in no time. interesting… everytime my associate has tried in the past to have her place debugged everything disappears. i kid you not.
i and my associate cannot wrap our head all this insane stuff ourselves. however if you live in hollywood there are a lot of insane things if not worse that goes on. very surreal. i know all of you can never understand this, but what i did it needed to be done. things were actually a whole worse than what i described. by exposing it publicly it has saved her life. what really pushed me to bring this out, is that some of her family was being harassed even before i brought this out in the open. this is what pushed me to expose. it has to stop, and it has to stop right now.
my associate has been through everything. i took a gamble but it worked. suprisingly she had little to know problems today. the police finally are taking action. the gentleman amir has been contacted by police. i have no idea who stepped up to the plate to assist but it is greatly appreciated. i also would have never done what i did if things were not as bad as they have been. this also tells me a lot. that is all i am going to say on that. this is remarkeable and a victory. it would not have happened i truly believe if i did not take this gamble. police and legal authorities have not been cooperating. now this is what i find disturbing. one person told her that if she gets killed, hurt, or she did something to defend herself, then they would take action. wtf?
as for charlie’s remarks as i said before “she” ( i did not refer to her as a guy so wtf?) needs to lay off. charlie is only drawing more attention to what i find so obvious. by me going so public which i hated to do it actually helps. why? because it is out in the open, and people who are sneaky and ruthless tend to not like to be exposed. (hint)
also thanks to the person revealing about the sexual harassment suit. this is not what my associates case is about. besides george was a big goof but he never did sexual harassment towards her. that i have to defend him on. no this is far more serious in other ways. i don’t get this. there are plenty of sexual harassment, and abuse happening at warner. that is so not a big secret. my associate has observed executives being extremely verbally abusive. another in defense of george(scary huh? lol) is that he was a really cool, and loving man. these last three years he has become a monster of sorts. i also too think there is something fishy to everything going on.
also another thing warner does give a crap. what the lawsuit my associate has took place at warner. she had no choice but to file. it is federal, and not a sexual harassment. I REPEAT NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT. GEORGE HAS NEVER SEXUALLY HARASS MY ASSOCIATE. DID NOT HAPPEN. ( i am writing in big letters to make sure everyone gets this. i do know that warner has about a number of women that has files lawsuits. these from what i understand is discrimination. if george is involved i get the feeling that it might have been a setup. i just don’t see george getting that stupid yet. then again i could be wrong. unless all the details are out, then judgement can be said. i do know that there was people at warner who had a grudge against him. they referred to him a “diva”. hmmmmm….
whether you know it or not just talking about things no matter how bizarre is great. this brings truth and clarity to situations. as i said before listen to your intuition, you will know what feels right or wrong.
i also feel that more and more things are going to be coming out rapidly. it just seems to be going in this direction.
i do have a question though. since it has been established that the original lawsuit is something to connected to warner. why was sarah larson stalking my associate at her home? what is that all about? why would sarah try to hide when my associate called out her name. what is the big deal. by this time it was the 4th time she was actually was caught. wtf?
since the lawsuit far as my associate knows george is not involved . she has been told that he was the cause, and warner is covering him. whatever. what she does know is that the company she worked for broke the law. i cannot say much more than that.
what she does know there is reason and purpose for all the garbage she has been put through, and happened to her. the constant stalking she recognized besides sarah that were connected to george. so what is the point? it does not fit. i do not regret going publicly, nor does my associate. she has had wonderful peace in her home for the first time since she has been going through this nonsense. this is not a coincidence.
Found THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE article on George written during mid-Jan, before the Oscar’s. Took this from a poster on IMDB who listed some “highlights”. (I will say from reading the 10 page article, his relationship w/Sarah seemed very sweet; waiting for him at home having made salad, etc. Though most of article is about him.):
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/14/080414fa_fact_parker?currentPage=1
Some highlights:
— … Sarah Larson joined us. She is twenty-nine (or, as George later put it, “Her grandmother has posters of me”), and she first met Clooney three years ago, in Las Vegas, where she was working as a hostess at Gerber’s Whiskey Bar, but she has been a public part of his life only since last September, when she broke some toes, and Clooney a rib, in a motorcycle accident in New Jersey. “You can’t outrun paparazzi on crutches,” she later said. She still has a home in Vegas, but now spends a large part of her time with Clooney.
— You haven’t heard the message we had?” Clooney asked Sarah Larson, when they were sitting on the sofa in L.A. “It’s about you, you know.”
She was a little taken aback. “What?” she said. “What?”
It’s right here. Listen to this. “Is this the volume? Where’s the volume? I’m losing my mind. Someone had repeatedly called on his private line, and had then left an odd message. “It’s not a prank—none of my friends would do that,” Clooney said. He found the right switch, and we heard a calm, middle-aged male voice: “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry.”
After a moment’s pause, Larson said, “ ‘Before you’re sorry’?”
“ ‘Before you’re sorry,’ ” Clooney said, with a laugh. “ ‘Dump the bitch before you’re sorry.’ ” The message was perhaps fan mail of a perverse kind, from a Clooney admirer in some way disappointed with Larson—for being young, or for being a non-celebrity and therefore an interloper. (There’s been some unpleasant press, and Larson brought it up with me: “They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server that means I’m an escort.”) Or it might have been a wrong number. Larson was not aghast, but she did not seem quite comfortable, either. Clooney, though, was punchy, seeming to accept the voicemail as no more than a test of his good humor: a chance to reconfirm his efficient, uncomplaining handling of the complications of a public life.
He said that, with the help of his police-officer driver, the number had been traced to a pre-paid cell phone. Now they were trying to find out if the suspect had paid by credit card. But—Clooney laughed—“there are certain laws that, you know, that are applicable.” And then, to Larson: “It’s wild, isn’t it? Isn’t that interesting?”
“Yeah,” Larson said.
These are excerpts from an article posted on Rotten Tomatoes by Gitesh Pandya. GC and Stan, his publicist, might want to pay attention to who Clooney’s target audience is these days, and take this into consideration as he plans his future PR strategies. When it came to “Leatherheads” (and I believe many of GC’s films these days and in future), 75% of GC’s movie going base was over the age 30, more than half were over 40, and 54% were women. Parading around Vegas pole dancers and crotch flashers half his age aren’t going to sell well to this particular movie going constituency. This is the exact audience GC is going to alienate if he openly puts women like this on display as part of his PR. Just something he might want to consider in future:
“Despite the launches of three new wide releases, the blackjack drama “21” held onto the number one spot at the North American box office during a sluggish session that saw some of the worst grosses of the year.
Expected by many in the industry to open at the top in the mid to high teens, George Clooney’s starring and directing vehicle “Leatherheads” collected an estimated $13.5M during its kickoff frame. The PG-13 film about a love triangle between a reporter and two football players in the 1920s landed in 2,769 theaters and averaged a decent $4,870 but fell short of expectations. Renee Zellweger and John Krasinski also star. Carrying a $58M pricetag, the Universal release proved to be a disappointment for the studio and loudly told Hollywood something that the rest of America has known for years – that Clooney and Zellweger are not A-list stars. Moviegoers don’t rush out and pay top dollar to see their films.
“Leatherheads” was one of the oldest-skewing films of the year. Studio research showed that a remarkably high 75% of the audience was over the age of 30 and that more than half were over the age of 40. Females made up 54% of the crowd.
With the exception of the Ocean’s films which boast tons of stars, most movies starring Clooney have not opened well.”
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009192-21/articles/1720174/
Sticking Up For Sarah
George Clooney has it bad. Because whatever Sarah Larson is selling him has gotten him so hot and bothered he’s not only declaring his love publicly, he’s also declaring an enemy of anyone who dares to cross her.
George gave an interview to the New Yorker during which he describes an alarming phone message he received from a deranged fan – a male is heard on the message warning of the following:
“Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”
George promptly asked his ex-cop driver to trace the call only to arrive at a dead end. But he played the interview for Sarah for the first time in front of the journalist. Naturally she defended herself against the backlash against of her late: that she’s a girl who can be bought, that she is a girl who used to “work”, that she is a girl who might still be “working”.
“They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”
No honey, we don’t think you’re en escort because you’re from Vegas. And we don’t think you’re an escort because you used to serve cocktails. We think you’re an escort because you worked for Nine.com. Because you were employed by the gambling industry to “entertain” high rollers. If that’s not a f*cking escort, what is?
But again, as I wrote last week, don’t hate on Sarah. Sure she’s not the best role model. But the world is full of Sarahs just making the most of a very fortuitous situation. It’s George who’s allowing her to profit. It’s the MiniVan Majority’s favourite dashing male who desires the dirty side. So much so that he’s openly defending her and also using his impressive PR skills arsenal to whitewash his girlfriend’s image.
Seems like every other week there’s a flattering article about Sarah in the tabloids – in Us Weekly, in People, lauding her intelligence, her “fun” side, her strength … her friends, the positions, can you imagine how good he’s getting it?
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_defends_Sarah_Larson.aspx
That New Yorker article is going to blow up in their faces.
1. She denied being a stripper, but not escort? WTF, I would have went on record with that denial. There was no mention of her work with n9ne.com, which was in between those two gigs. Stan clearly was not there to nip this bs in the bud.
2. Someone calling saying ditch the bitch or you will be sorry. Sounds like someone who knows more on Miss Larson and is going to expose it. I haven’t heard of him picking up extra security, because of the call.
3. The story is false, because we already know that she leaves him at weeks at a time. So she doesn’t spend all of her time with him.
4. His movie didn’t do well at all!!!
The thing we have to remember is that the New Yorker interview was done in January. It occurred to me that perhaps the release of the photos 10 days ago IS the fulfillment of the “before you’re sorry” threat. The saddest thing is that his “defense of Sarah” is just coming out now, AFTER the release of the photos…when in fact it was MADE in January. Who knows if he still feels like defending her now…in fact, the way the stories have unfolded time wise…he’s going to look like a complete heel if he does dump her now. The timing of this whole thing is extremely unfortunate. What i DO know is that the timing of the release of the photos was deliberately done to hurt him just as Leatherheads was opening. He obviously has enemies.
The New Yorker story may be false!!! George Clooney was actually in India or some other country in the area a few days prior to accepting the U.N. Messenger of Peace designation. The write never mentions that hmmmm.Then he went straight to NYC, he never went home until after the ceremony.
It’s really nasty that someone would threaten him/them. The flip side of fame is truly ugly. It’s also nasty that her ex would say all that stuff to the Press, what a loser, he only succeeds in making himself look like a publicity seeking wanker. His comments and this story about the phone call/threat made me feel sorry for her.
Those pictures won’t harm them. George knew what she was when he met her and he’s no angel, I don’t think he’s ever claimed to be. Sure he has enemies, what famous person doesn’t? The film isn’t as funny as it should be and he and Rene aren’t super sexy as a couple, I doubt it was harmed by the leaked pictures of SL.
I read a funny quote from GC on the subject of Suicide Bombers; “Who wants 700 virgins anyway? Give me 7 pros any day” or words to that effect. It really made me laugh and points at the hypocrisy of perceived virtue.
I wish SL were a little more interesting but that’s about it.
Good luck to her, the threats aren’t funny, she can’t be cool with that, I know I wouldn’t be.
Would he look like a heel? I doubt it anymore – I think that’s part of the plan. Did the caller make good on his threat? Sounds like it, also there is a part of the article that says SL didn’t look comfortable and not about just the phone message. I don’t remember the proper quote and I’m at work (yup I actually do other things than post articles here :)
GC has the opportunity to walk away, will he? I don’t know if he has the balls, I think he may be waiting for SL to do the walking, that way he’s the hurt party. I don’t remember him dumping any of his girls, just having them fade away sooner or later to be replaced by another.
The article in tone isn’t at all flattering to GC, it makes him seem very teflon, very scratch the surface and you get more surface, and almost cold. Handing over his home decoration to Rande? Are we going to have the GC/RG rumors now? That’s why Cindy is always around?
George isn’t teflon anymore – the film tanked, it’s prospects dim, he’s formally and finally nailed the coffin shut on his talent being able to solely open a film to high and sustainably high box office. His asking price as a leading man is going down in value. He will be doing his next films as WB tells him not as he chooses. As for Section Eight – that deal is also pretty much certain not to be renewed. I feel sorry for Grant – he must have thought the yellow brick road from Section Eight would lead to the Academy Awards. And not as a guest.
Whatever is now in motion can’t stop, it’s too late for anyone to pull back and stop the press train, the internet has proven one thing – nothing dies forever.
Maybe this will slap GC awake, he’s not Sinatra, Dean Martin or even Danny Ocean. He’s a middle-aged man who is slipping down the A-list, his sexual proclivities out for all to judge, his taste in women being harshly judged and SL being harshly judged. and I’d bet the “stuff” in his attic will soon be out for all to see. Someone has a vendetta – it’s moved from SL to GC.
It’s not GC’s place to defend SL, it’s SL place to defend SL. IF she feels wronged I’m sure Stan could issue a release on her behalf. IF she feels anything is a lie, she could do a tell-all and get it over with.
Keeping quiet isn’t proving anything – it’s adding fuel to the fire AND it’s proving hotter and hotter in her corner of the frying pan.
Link to Clooney Studio, George Clooney was definitely out of the country until at least the 30th of January. I believe he left a day or two after the BAFTA’s he was in several countries in Africa as well.
http://www.clooneystudio.com/news/january08.html
So do you think that’s why she’s not in Europe? i.e. that he made those comments to New Yorker in Jan – defending her but then he finds out about the photos when they come out the weekend before the opening of his film?
Hey, I’ll bet he doesn’t care that her hootchie is out there for all to see, but I’ll be he DOES cares that she was being dry humped a month AFTER they met by another guy in a public place AND got it photographed.
Doesn’t set well for the “image” of a sweet girl who meets George and the two of them just fall in love – does it?
this crap has been brewing for a long , long time. this set up was planned. this whole mess shows the world who are aware of this soap opera, just how far his enemies are willing to go.
george has been played. they used his own arrogance and ego to do it. as stated before my associate did not file charges against george. in her mind at the time she did not have an issue with him. never did except he is a big brat! (lol)
her issue/lawsuit is with warner brothers, and a company named spherion. she has never been aware of any sexual harassment filed on george. this was news to her. i will say that this is what is being told around the lot. i thing it is a lie. i think and again I THINK that it goes much deeper than that.
this circus everyone seeing now has been planned for a long time. this comes from a confident source. sarah not trying to be mean is getting her bread covered with jam on both sides of her bread. she is not as innocent as some people think. whomever called clooney knows what is really going down and was trying to save him. of course he did not listen. (like he ever does. lol)
george can get out of this, and not look like an ass. he will have to humble himself and go out of his circle to do it. he also needs to be careful about it. i can imagine he is being watched like a hawk. this is going to be soon his only option if he is not careful. this is why the man looks like hell. his insides are being twisted inside out due to his own stupidity.
this is not the first time warner has tried to keep things out of the press. i guarantee you if some of their dirty laundry accidently airs, or the real plot of george’s mess then you will see things clear up and quick. more than likely george is going to play the arrogant, and ego card and just might marry her. let him. he is very hard headed, and he has to learn his lesson. in fact it is your constitutional right to read any case that is open especially in the court of law. if you in los angeles go the the federal courthouse on spring i believe. you can look it up yourself how many cases warner/time warner has against them, or anybody for that matter. spherion is another good one to look up since they are connected to warner bros studios in burbank. get that knowledge! (lol)
he just has to remember he cannot cried over the spilled milk when it is over. he was warned, and has been warned. this man can be so brilliant, but downright stupid all the time. the person who posted that this article is going to blow up in george and sarah’s faces are so correct.
i still do not understand why george’s group will mess with my associate like they have? she is not the one he needs to bother. the only reason is that if he did do something. if it is true then why? again what is sarah doing lurking around her home? something is seriously amiss.
another thing, the key to stopping things like this in their tracks is to bring it out in the open. this is not about gaining sympathy. it is about educating people so that they are aware. it is also to show these bullies that what they done is not right, and they will not get away with it. as someone posted on this site nothing is private. knowledge is power. if you are aware, the better off you are. jmo
oh! have a great day!
My bad, the article is before he left for Sudan.
Happiness…I still have no idea what you are talking about…
And he never defended her in the article. He played the tape for her (for the first time) in front of the reporter and didn’t say anything about it. And he laughed about it. Sarah defended herself. He just asked his off-duty police officer/driver to check on who made the call.
Why couldn’t someone have gotten his phone number off her cell or home phone? She has been away from him -went home to Vegas- why couldn’t someone have used/borrowed her cell phone and found the number?
Ouch. The bad news just keeps coming in. “Leatherheads” beat out by “21” and “Nim’s Island” to place THIRD at the weekend box office.
21 $15.3M
Nim’s Island $13.2M
Leatherheads $12.7M
Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who $9.1M
The Ruins $8.0M
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/
Whoa calling someones phone like that is way out of line. CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE. If people can’t take George dating SL, so what. It’s George’s life and he can do what he wants with it. I believe that George is the type of guy that likes to protect people he cares about. SL has made some MAJOR mistakes in her life, but as far as I can see it hasn’t been SL chasing George. George is the one chasing SL. George could drop SL anytime he wants (done it before to many women).
It really doesn’t matter if she WAS a stripper or escort, it’s what she does with her life NOW. If George can live with it that is all that matters. Knowing George, the women that he’s had in his life-time way out numbers, the number of men she has had.
I am REALLY enjoying seeing pictures of George and SL together. I like to see a guy give a girl a second chance in life. SL enjoy yourself. What a lucky girl, to have someone to want to protect you. That look on SL’s face is, I worship this guy. Isn’t LOVE GRAND…..Hey George this could really be a great story for a MOVIE.
happiness: you’re welcome, although I don’t vouch for any of the search results or even know if that is the correct person. you would be surprised at how many people have exactly the same name, even in the same city. that said, if you are being harassed, let the police follow up (as i think you said you were doing). i would never ever take matters into my own hands. good luck…
@Shelley, I agree that I think the New Yorker article is going to blow up in their faces. In addition to what you pointed out:
The New Yorker article says they met 3 years ago while she was working at Gerber’s, but all other reports we have seen since he started showing her around the world indicated that they met last year during the Ocean’s 13 premiere at the Palms. Let’s see, in 2005 Sarah won Fear Factor, and Lisa Snowden dumped Clooney. The timing could be right, but I’m running out of fairy dust and any ability to believe anything either George or Sarah has to say.
Someone please post if any corroboration about the 3 year mark surfaces.
Final weekend box-office on leatherheads
$12,682,595 – for a firm #3 spot with “21” and “nim” being 1 & 2 respectively.
Oh, come ON. Let’s see, we have a video of Ms. Larson dancing on a stripper pole in Vegas (however brief, it’s there) and biting her girlfriend’s ass, a photo of her being dry humped by her “ex” boyfriend in a club, a month after taking up with George, and exposing a portion of her labia (take your pick) any number of times for all the world to see online. Not to mention tilting her ass sky high (in a bikini, thank God it was covered) while licking the photo of a woman on a magazine cover (implying that she wouldn’t mind a little girl on girl action as well). And she wonders (all innocent like) why anyone could even think such a thing! That’s she’s a stripper or an escort! This is a major con job folks, either that, or she’s really out of touch, or is duping GC and Stan, big time. Why the hell is the major media ignoring this? And GC and Stan? Do you honestly think they do not know what we here know? If they knew why would they ‘defend’ her? Some of her past, and not so recent past, behavior, is indefensible. I’ve said this before, but I still don’t “get” how someone who went to college could wind up on the sand, with her ass in the air, licking magazine covers. Major con job, imho.
The one person who hasn’t rung into this discussion/rumor mill who SHOULD is TedC. Is there more than meets the eye? TedC is always up for a good mud sling, why is he backing away? I can understand TMZ backing down (tmz>aol>WB.>Clooney)
http://popsugar.com/41435
Anyone think that’s SL behind him? Taken in 2006
maybe it was Sarah herself that set up the phone call to get some sympathy from GC. So she could see what kind of response she got from him over this and how much of a hold she has on him. Maybe he was already getting to dump her.
@Friend I had to get my boots out…
…because your post contains so much bullshit!
1. “Crazy People Out There” honey where have you been – there are crazy people here and you’re quickly becoming one of them!! LOL
2. “It really doesn’t matter if she was a stripper or escort” – in whose world? Stripper-dumb? Being a stripper or escort is NOT a mainstream employment choice. It’s a choice for people who don’t have a clue and women who don’t have any self respect. The fact that George dates these type of women tells everyone he doesn’t respect women either.
3. “all that matters is what she does with her life now.” Well what has she done that’s new? She’s still being “taken care of” by some guy who’s paying for her clothes, her trips, her time. She’s paid honey — she’s just in a better neighborhood. Reminds me of that old joke, a guy comes up to a women in a bar and asks her if she’d give him a blow job for $20 bucks. She indignantly replies she is not that type of girl. So he says, “what if I pay you a million bucks.” She thinks a second and then says, “yes.” He says, “okay, now that we know what you are we just need to negotiate the price.”
4. “I like to see a guy give a girl a second chance” yea you, George and every idiot that thinks money can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. George does seem to have “Richard Gere” complex. I think he keeps forgetting that Pretty Women is FICTION!
5. “the look on Sarah’s face (says), I worship this guy'” yes, she does worship something — it’s that $100+ million dollars that he’s probably worth.
6. “hey George this could be a really great story for a movie” Uh, see #4 above – it’s already been done.
Of course, your whole post could just be one big sarcastic riff but it sure doesn’t sound like it!
@Anon2
Ooo, that would make the plot thicken wouldn’t it? Someone getting Sarah’s phone when she was back in Vegas and taking George’s number off of it! Now that sounds like something that could have happened!
Do you think she saw her ex while she was back in Vegas and he took the number when she wasn’t looking? Maybe he’s ticked that he’s been replaced by Georgie Boy!
Now that’s plausible! Thanks for bringing up an intriguing scenario.
NYC777,
i know it is hard to understand. i cannot say more than what i have. i will say all of you are doing a great job dissecting everything. also two if george’s driver is an off duty police officer and he took care of the phone call, my question is did he do it within the confines of the law, or not?
i just have a feeling that it wasn’t and that is not the only thing this “driver” has done. it makes sense for me. i wish i can say why, but i feel it will out sooner than later. everyone keep reading everything carefully like you have been doing. i find it awesome how you are picking out the discrepancies. ouch!
just reading what all of you have figured out, makes me realize how sloppy of a pr job this was. somebody’s chops are really going to get busted big time. oh well! what a better way to break a pr “contract”, and/or production deal? sad thing is if smoke house gets termed grant is the one that suffers as well. this is not going to end pretty at all.
julix-again my appreciation. my associate is so grateful for your advice. miraculously the police are actually trying to do their jobs now. she went from the authorities giving her the run around to making progress.
she figured as much on how they were doing it. she just did not (nor i) the names of these products. what is happening to her is done all the time in entertainment. this is why pellicano is on trial. thanks again!
have a good day everyone!
Its interesting to me that when she hears the tape, for the first time mind you (how exactly does that happen??) she doesn’t object to being called a “bitch,” she objects to the ‘sorry’ quote.
Secondly, this was before the latest wall humping, etc. I think this caller, was giving him a gypsy warning, not saying he was going to harm her, he never says that, but that something would happen and he’d be sorry. I think this entire thing was blown out of proportion for whatever reason. This was three months ago, why wait so long after receiving a, I am assuming he feels, credible threat?
There was no direct threat, but they’re milking it for all its worth. Good luck to them, because it looks like he should have took the warning and went private with her, because as time passes, more and more of her past will come out, and he cant make it all go away. White wash is only so deep, then the real color starts to seep through.
Its also funny that she never denies being an escort. She said she wasn’t a stripper (I guess she forgot that the FF people had to all her down form the stripper pole to invite her one) but hey, to each him own.
No, I agree, George wasn’t an angel, he dated porno actresses hard and soft, but not once has he even been photographed being humped, or humping someone against the wall, his penis out and hanging about, or any of the things Sarah has done. These pictures aren’t years old, they’re months old, and if I were her I would be uncomfortable too. And if George didn’t mind her being an escort, etc, he wouldn’t have bothered to white wash her past or embark on the current publicity with the tabloids that print weekly Sarah Larson really doesn’t behave like a skank at times, she’s a nice girl, articles. This can only get worse.
They both need to go away, together or separate, it doesn’t matter anymore, the damage is done. His movie isn’t doing well and unless it picks up this weekend, it wont be a winner for WB. Her latest modeling assignment is a freebie, and her first one was modeling a former escorts swim suit line. They can take a break. He needs to go away so that we can miss him, take or leave her, at this point I don’t think it matters anymore or that anyone much cares as long as they both just go .
Fox fantasy adventure “Nim’s Island” jumped past George Clooney’s “Leatherheads” for the second spot at the weekend box office, reversing Sunday’s order of finish.
Final figures released Monday showed “Island” nearly matching its Sunday estimate with $13.2 million while the Universal pic’s number slid 6% to $12.7 million. And Universal’s estimate for Sunday’s total missed by about 28%.
Rival studios had indicated on Sunday that they believed Universal’s estimate for its period comedy was overly optimistic. But a U rep said the Sunday estimate was based on comparisons of performances by similar pics.
The “Leatherheads” performance came in well under pre-weekend forecasts, which had it coming in first.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117983636.html?categoryId=1082&cs=1