From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
@Charlie, now I know you say that English isn’t your first language, so I’m here to help you out so you can “express yourself better”, as you’ve mentioned you’d like to be able to do.
You said: “she has a black cotton legging under the dress”
So, its OK to make out with someone, looking like you are dry-humping each other up against the wall as long as the lady wears pants? Is this something that French people practice? Normally in America the lady is supposed to keep both feet on the floor if she wants people to think she’s not completely uncivilized. I’m sure we can chalk this up to a “cultural misunderstanding”?
You said: “Mrs Larson is actually classy and elegant”.
-Definition of Classy:
“Being or in accordance with the current fashion.” – I don’t really care much for the “fashionable” trend of pole dancing, rump-biting, buttcheek-slapping that I’ve seen Ms. Larson exhibit and that you’re refering to. I guess I’ll have to stay my terribly un-fashionable self!
-Definition of Elegant:
“Characterized by or exhibiting refined, tasteful beauty of manner, form, or style.”
-Definition of Refined:
“Free from coarseness or vulgarity.”
-Definition of Vulgar:
“Crudely indecent.”
IMHO, I might use the statement “she is classy and elegant” to describe say, Nancy Reagan, or the Queen Mum, but the photos and videos being shown on the internet clearly show that Sarah is merely lowbrow and common and will do anything for a few minutes of celluloid. Or, in the words of your language (pardon my poor French) “personne peu intellectuelle”.
Here’s some other new English words to help you describe Sarah in sentences in future. Hope they help!
Repugnant
Unwholesome
Loathsome
Tacky
Odious
Repulsive
Glad we had a chance to exchange culture!
another thing charlie. there are far more negative things being said. some i do not dare say myself. i can say what the hell i want. it is a first amendment thing we have in america. another thing i have seen/met mr. clooney a few times and frankly IN MY OPINION the boy is either suffering self esteem/mid life issues but is RETARDED.
i talk about SARAH LARSON because she took her skanky behind and was stalking an associate at her home. her stupid butt had the police called on her 4 times. the 4th time she got cornered, and if it was not for the wonderful LAPD and their timeliness her butt would be in jail or at least being questioned. so i might have some knowledge of the bullshit,and extent of the bullshit.
george was respected and loved by many including me. however, the losers that he has acquired in the few years has inflated that head of his. to top it off he not only disrespected his colleagues not once on the red carpet , but twice. what i know about him in los angeles he does need an ass beating!
larson is such a trash can. then again what do you expect from las vegas on contract? not much. monday night, renee zellweger was dissed at her own movie premiere. that was low. access hollywood called the news segment “george and sarah:. WTF?????
she is not the talent in the movie. she might had her own “motivational speeches, and actions” to keep him inspired. who cares! i do not regret one part of what i say. I STAND BY MY WORDS! i am being easy on his butt. there are people long in the tooth about george. bring in sarah and her dip self, and it is a free for all. i guarantee you he truly PO’D someone off so bad. otherwise star would not have posted the pictures.
it was not some run of the mill local dip or sarah’s boss. why? stan can silence things from being run in those tabloids. the pics tame? that is because stan knew the power of who is behind those pics and more than likely tried to stop them. however, more than likely he got a compromised so the pics were toned down. did george take the favor as a chance to play it safe?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO! he did a f’you to everyone with the brain child of jelly beanville. my gut feeling it will go down real bad. so charlie as i stated before shut up the psycho babble for i anticipate your mess. when people like you come on to a site and choose to pick on one person, because that is your job. the truth or what is said is way too uncomfortable.
i am sure i can find other things to reveal and blab on a open forum like this. it just depends how much someone wants to yank my chain. the days of intimidation, and bullying here in hollywood is over far as i am concerned.
you are no clint eastwood, and i am no sondra locke.(lol) i know you will run your mouth so more. that is what gets you excited . that is okay. i have more ammunition. so i am ready and loaded. it is time people start getting more of truth about hollywood instead of the bull they have been getting all this time.
First, Charlie I doubt that English is your second language, your butchering the English language appears deliberate to me. Translation: I think you are lying through your teeth.
Second, her past is months old, not years old, and a good indication of your future is how you behaved in your past. Her dress is up, her legs are wrapped around some man’s waist, and she looks to be having sex, read my post, stop pretending you don’t understand English, I was kind, I said simulating, I was being VERY kind.
Third, her friends and her apparently have said she makes $100,000 to 200,000 a year, I don’t care what state you are in, or how good the vodka is, no mere waitress makes that kind of money.
Her job description (before Stan and George turned her into a model/actress) was to go out and bring clients in and to party with her girlfriends. That Charlie, is selling her time. Period.
There is nothing classy or elegant about Sarah Larson, IMO, her camera fucking is funny and ok, she could pass for cute when she isn’t licking some woman’s butt cheek, licking the sand off of a magazine or being fucked against a wall by her ex.
Respect is EARNED and in this point Larson doesn’t deserve much at this point, nor does he for that matter. You can do as you please, but you are not in a position to tell anyone what they should do, or the tone they should take. If you don’t like it, ignore her, ignore me, ignore anything you don’t like, suck it up, but you cant tell me or anyone else to alter our tone, that is, and expect a civil or polite response.
You have a lot of nerve to call happiness ‘nobody’, you have no idea who happiness is. Larson is a nobody who happened to fuck her way into Prada, she isn’t famous on her own, she’s famous for the times she’s fucking Clooney, not for some skill she has, that can be performed in public that is. When he’s done, and moved on, she’ll just be another piece of ass that enjoyed her fifteen minutes of fame. And should he move her in or marry her, she’ll still the former escort/wall fucking/butt licking/go-go dancer who hit the jack pot and hooked up with a older, rich client. Pretty woman, she aint!
So when you are counting up the nobodies, count that open leg skank, because if she weren’t fucking Clooney she’d be up against the wall, being fucked by the client of the moment, or licking some woman’s butt cheek, with sand on her back, stinking drunk.
http://www.la.com/celebs_and_gossip/news/Spywitness4208.html
SPYWITNESS
The “We Want John” screams on Hollywood Boulevard at the premiere of “Leatherheads” confirmed the latest street buzz. John Krasinski is replacing George Clooney as Hollywood’s sexiest bachelor.
Clooney, who directed “Leatherheads,” insists he wanted his 28-year-old co-star/successor to look especially handsome in the romantic comedy. At 46, George contends he’s ready to abdicate because of steady girlfriend Sarah Larson, who accompanied him to Monday’s premiere and after party at Hollywood and Highland.
“John’s almost ready to take over but needs to have his ears tucked first,” Clooney explained before entering a ballroom where the décor included 1920s period furniture. “With a bit of plastic surgery he’s in and I’m out.”
Colleagues on “The Office” contend Krasinski, who’s been on numerous “world’s sexiest men” lists, is ready for the mission.
“I’ve given him all my secrets about being a sex symbol in Hollywood,” disclosed Rainn Wilson.
“I thought he’d be the next Tom Hanks but replacing George Clooney isn’t too shabby,” added Jenna Fischer.
Krasinski downplayed his selection with typical sex-symbol shyness.
“People are making a huge mistake!” he said as Cindy Crawford and Renee Zellweger looked him over. “Long live George!”
BY JOEL STRATTE-McCLURE
http://www.gambling911.com/Clooney-Girl-Sarah-Larson-040408.html
Clooney Girl Sarah Larson a Looney Girl Who Partied With Scammers
Before she was famous, George Clooney’s now famous (or perhaps infamous) girlfriend, Sarah Larson, partied with the best of them and partied with the worst of them.
Gambling911.com has obtained exclusive photos of Ms. Larson partying with none other than alleged “poker scammer” Alan John Grimard, who is now widely rumored to be the focus of an upcoming 60 Minutes investigative report into the online poker industry. Larson would regularly travel around the globe with Grimard, including a trip to Amsterdam where she participated in the 2005 Casino Affiliate Convention.
Can you hear me now? Sarah connects with the Verizon guy?
Sarah Larson has been the subject of tabloid fodder all week with the premier of George’s Leathernecks film.
Whether Grimard can top her remains to be seen.
That’s not really John McCain and that’s not really Barack Obama…but center stage
(with his arms crossed) really is Alan Grimard along with the busty Sarah Larson
(far left and far away from Grimard). We figured there was a nice patriotic theme
going here.
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Nick and Nina comment on Sarah.
You’re so jealous of her!
You both came up from the same place and now she’s enjoying all this attention, and it just bugs you, doesn’t it? And your first inclination is to do all you possibly can to diffuse as much glamour from it for her as possible. If you didn’t care, if you were neutral, why air all of her history this way? It’s because you’re hoping to bring her down a notch, essentially back down to your notch.
You say you’re “trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if [you] could.” Why? Is that your responsibility? Who would take on that task without an agenda? And besides, what a load of BS! You’re really just hoping this will play some small part in knocking her out of the spotlight, because it just so annoys, so deeply annoys you, that she’s in it.
And not only that, you’re actually trying to manipulate her new found status to propel *yourself* into the public eye. How much attention has your blog gotten since you’ve posted this? You’re riding off her lucky break to try to craft your OWN “15 minutes”, all by venting why she doesn’t deserve hers. So sinister!
It’s clear, to anyone who reads this, that you’re, deep down inside, wracked with jealousy. Gnawing jealousy. ( I mean, why her, right? You know her! She’s just Sarah! Why does SHE get to live the dream? Why don’t you get to…?)
Seriously. Take a minute. Think about it honestly. That’s what’s going on, isn’t it?
Isn’t it?
The more I read cornish’s messages, the more I’m thinking he’s just kidding…
I miss Hollywood insider. At least, he seemed to know what people in the business were saying about all this mess…
To Charlie:
Sarah is classy!!!!
Ok, she is funny, cute.. but classy?
Cecilia Sarkozy is classy, Carla Bruni is classy but Sarah larson? OMG
She only dresses well when a professional staff dresses her and prepair her make-up etc…
Did GC give another shout-out to Talley on Letterman? If you watch his recent interview on Letterman this past week, about 1/2 way through he talks about Britney Spears being his neighbor and when helicopters were flying over his property. He says his assistant, Angel, was staying in his guest house and he called her on the cell phone and asked “Are you OK”? … “Yea” … “If you are not OK say the word ‘Stonehenge'”. Now why did he pick THAT word? He said Stonehenge about 5-6 times during his Letterman interview.
If you read the interview in Mirror.UK with Talley last year about 1/2 way down the page, she said that GC was on Leno and he said that he would give shout-out to her and mention the word “Stonehenge” and he did.
Quoting –
“He was due to do an interview on Jay Leno’s TV chatshow around Christmas and I joked he should say ‘hi’ to me on air.”He said he’d try to squeeze Stonehenge into the conversation because it was very British and that would be his code to say ‘hi’.”
Obviously, he didn’t say that to his assistant (say “stonehenge”), but there was a reason that he said it on Letterman. Why, Why Why would he say that if not to give a shout-out to Talley AGAIN. He could have used any other word, or not even say anything, but you can tell it was deliberate.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2007/06/18/my-george-89520-19313135/
Letterman – http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcXqP1jPpCo
Going back to Cornish’s post and my questioning Cornish – is he still seeing Talley and keeping it quiet? And is SL just the cover?
The Magician is the second card in the tarot deck after the Fool. As Thus Spake Corney said, “The Magician was there to do what Magicians do- use shiny baubles and fancy words to distract from the truth”. My theory – the Magician is an illusionist. When we watch a magician we are fixated on the illusion of pulling the rabbit out of the hat, sawing the woman in half, etc. We are in awe and don’t care about the “mechanics” of the trick or the TRUTH of How the trick was Pulled Off – we are focused & fixated & baffled & in awe how a woman in two pieces can wiggle her toes. Now back to reality.
Thus Spake Coreny said – “YOU wanted the Magician to be dominant. YOU wanted to feel his control. YOU wanted it so much that YOU are blinded and see only part of the TRUTH”. SO, we are all feeding into the “Illusion” of GC & SL. We can’t wait to find, read, see, hear, say, tell more dirt on her, him, both of them, etc, that we are missing the whole point. We are missing the truth because were are concentrating on the illusion. What is the truth? That is question.
Tuva said: I read elsewhere a comment that said something along the lines of ‘You’re not looking at the right thing. While you’re all busy looking at SL, you’re missing something else that’s right under your noses’. It stayed with me for some reason and it ties in with what you’re saying – that SL is a distraction of sorts from something/someone else.
I asked Cornish (3/27) if this whole SL thing was a cover up by the studios because of Talley – no answer from Cornish.
What are your thoughts. WHY did he mention Stonehenge Again?
BTW – where is L. Sweetie our LV sleuth? She may be able to find and solve this …
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/entertainment/reviews.nsf/movie/story/71F7BF26649E7FB586257420005331F3?OpenDocument
you deleted my post?
introspection hurts, does it not?
hello guys this is a reposting of my reply to charlie. it was bumped off yesterday.
i noticed it was not posted. no big suprise. here you go. i will also take this to another site as well.
happiness (06:08:42) : Your comment is awaiting moderation
charlie do you think i really care about what you think? i am talking about the charade of this “mystery woman”. we know you are about as real as four dollar bill. we all know you are a friend of sarah’s, and if you want to start one of your psychotic babbles go right on ahead.
i know who is writing your paychecks dearie. you only come out when ms. sarah and mr. georgie gets a little too much heat on their behinds. if i was not saying something too close to home, then your mouth will stay shut. that is okay.
considering i have a few associates (not bluffing) that have access to stan rosenfield i can ask them about more on the deadc site, and your participation. i do know for a fact stan was approached a few weeks ago about george and his connection to deadc’s site since it is about sarah. i will check to see if they got a response.
charlie i expected your mouth to start wagging. if this is all stan, george and sarah can come up with then i have no worries.
matter of fact after i post this, i am going to contact my friend about this.
thanks for the reminder.
4 04 2008
happiness (06:30:37) : Your comment is awaiting moderation
charlie,
this is for you. just to show you i don’t trash talk. i had to block some things for privacy.
so snap your psycho mouth to someone else. my associate may or may not hear back. stan is not known to return emails all the time. the man has a very busy schedule if you have not known that already. i am tired of stupid tirades like you are trying to start.
have a good day everyone!
Thu, 3 Apr 2008 18:19:06 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: sympathies
To: “stan rosenfield”
hello stan,
i saw you on the regis philbin show today. i hate to say it but regis smacked you a bit there . dating two sisters stan? are you suicidal?
oh another thing i never got feedback about george’s connection to the deadc’s site. i had someone tell me that there is a charlie on the site that sounds an awful lot like a spinmaster like yourself. apparently “charlie” shows up when it gets too heated on george and his soon to be wife sarah.
good luck with this catastrophe of a relationship soon to be marriage george is planning with sarah. i hope his engagement dinner is not a disaster in italy with sarah. it is also wonderful george’s parents adore their soon to be daughter in law. good family relations are so very important.
blessings,
e. o.
4 04 2008
happiness (08:25:51) : Your comment is awaiting moderation
another thing charlie. there are far more negative things being said. some i do not dare say myself. i can say what the hell i want. it is a first amendment thing we have in america. another thing i have seen/met mr. clooney a few times and frankly IN MY OPINION the boy is either suffering self esteem/mid life issues but is RETARDED.
i talk about SARAH LARSON because she took her skanky behind and was stalking an associate at her home. her stupid butt had the police called on her 4 times. the 4th time she got cornered, and if it was not for the wonderful LAPD and their timeliness her butt would be in jail or at least being questioned. so i might have some knowledge of the bullshit,and extent of the bullshit.
george was respected and loved by many including me. however, the losers that he has acquired in the few years has inflated that head of his. to top it off he not only disrespected his colleagues not once on the red carpet , but twice. what i know about him in los angeles he does need an ass beating!
larson is such a trash can. then again what do you expect from las vegas on contract? not much. monday night, renee zellweger was dissed at her own movie premiere. that was low. access hollywood called the news segment “george and sarah:. WTF?????
she is not the talent in the movie. she might had her own “motivational speeches, and actions” to keep him inspired. who cares! i do not regret one part of what i say. I STAND BY MY WORDS! i am being easy on his butt. there are people long in the tooth about george. bring in sarah and her dip self, and it is a free for all. i guarantee you he truly PO’D someone off so bad. otherwise star would not have posted the pictures.
it was not some run of the mill local dip or sarah’s boss. why? stan can silence things from being run in those tabloids. the pics tame? that is because stan knew the power of who is behind those pics and more than likely tried to stop them. however, more than likely he got a compromised so the pics were toned down. did george take the favor as a chance to play it safe?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO! he did a f’you to everyone with the brain child of jelly beanville. my gut feeling it will go down real bad. so charlie as i stated before shut up the psycho babble for i anticipate your mess. when people like you come on to a site and choose to pick on one person, because that is your job. the truth or what is said is way too uncomfortable.
i am sure i can find other things to reveal and blab on a open forum like this. it just depends how much someone wants to yank my chain. the days of intimidation, and bullying here in hollywood is over far as i am concerned.
you are no clint eastwood, and i am no sondra locke.(lol) i know you will run your mouth so more. that is what gets you excited . that is okay. i have more ammunition. so i am ready and loaded. it is time people start getting more of truth about hollywood instead of the bull they have been getting all this time.
Interesting…
http://www.celebitchy.com/10601/george_clooney_dumped_his_girlfriend_over_engagement_rumors_but_took_her_back/
George Clooney is said to have dumped his girlfriend of a record-breaking ten months, Sarah Larson, after hearing rumors that they were engaged. Clooney, 46, suspected that Larson, 29, had a hand in the engagement gossip in order to pressure him into proposing. He promptly dumped her, but took her back a few days later.
Larson is supposedly jealous of Clooney’s working relationship with Renee Zellweger, and Clooney thought that might have prompted her to start the rumor:
“He suspected Sarah leaked the rumor – hoping to push him into a proposal. So he dumped her…”
But the actor knew Sarah was jealous of former girlfriend Renee Zellweger, and he had been seeing a lot of Renee, working together on his new flick “Leatherheads.”
“George figured Sarah hinted they were engaged to keep everyone away – especially Renee,” said the insider.
“Sarah broke down in tears trying to convince George she didn’t plant the rumor, but he didn’t buy it.”
The angry actor gave the beauty her walking papers, but within a few days, called…
“George ended up getting back together with her – on one condition. He made it clear – no wedding ever – and she said she understood.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, April 14, 2007]
This is George Clooney we’re talking about, so if he shows up at events with a woman several months in a row of course there are going to be rumors that he’s engaged. I’m just surprised these two lasted this long. If it wasn’t for that motorcycle accident that made Clooney think about his own mortality I doubt they would have made it past the four month mark.
Another story that tends to corroborate this is that Clooney was seen flirting with another woman on March 5 at a bar at a hotel. In Touch reported:
George “was really friendly with everyone, but one brunette was just his type and he focused his attention on her,” says an eyewitness. “The girl was obviously into him, too.” [He] couldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy woman all night, according to the witness.
[From In Touch, print edition, March 31, 2008]
If that story about George flirting is true, it happened five days before the engagement rumors broke, so he didn’t really have an excuse and maybe he was getting tired of Larson. Still, the hot and humorous bachelor just might be ready to settle down – into a long term relationship that doesn’t threaten his finances or lifestyle.
George and Sarah are shown at the “Leatherheads” premiere on 3/31/08, thanks to PRPhotos.
http://www.celebitchy.com/10601/george_clooney_dumped_his_girlfriend_over_engagement_rumors_but_took_her_back/
This all seems to smell of a set up to dump her, these rumors ARE NOT going away, she’s not travelling because of “work,” If Nick gave any less of an enthusiastic response “he’s smiling, she’s smiling.” could he have been anymore droll? His best friends saying she’s a sweet girl? No one was glowing – maybe I’m over thinking but when I was with my “the one” my parents were as happy as I and said a heck of alot more than “their smiling.” My friends were saying more than oh yeah that’s a sweet person.
Perhaps the short responses were due to press and not personal opinion.
Now with the the (non mainstream) press pushing the connection to SL and the slime (see other post)
Did GC give another shout-out to Talley on Letterman? If you watch his recent interview on Letterman this past week, about 1/2 way through he talks about Britney Spears being his neighbor and when helicopters were flying over his property. He says his assistant Angel was staying in his guest house and he called her on the cell phone and asked “Are you OK”? … “Yea” … “If you are not OK say the word ‘Stonehenge'”. Now why did he pick THAT word? He said Stonehenge about 5-6 times during that interview. If you read the interview in Mirror.UK with Talley last year about 1/2 way down the page, she said that GC was on Leno and he said that he would give shout-out to her and mention the word “Stonehenge” and he did.
Quoting –
“He was due to do an interview on Jay Leno’s TV chatshow around Christmas and I joked he should say ‘hi’ to me on air.”He said he’d try to squeeze Stonehenge into the conversation because it was very British and that would be his code to say ‘hi’.”
Obviously, he didn’t say that to his assistant (say “stonehenge”), but there was a reason that he said it on Letterman. Why, Why Why would he say that if not to give a shout-out to Talley AGAIN. He could have used any other word, or not even say anything, but you can tell it was deliberate. Going back to Cornish’s post and my questioning Cornish – is he still seeing Talley and keeping it quiet? And SL is just the cover?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2007/06/18/my-george-89520-19313135/
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcXqP1jPpCo
The Magician is the second card in the tarot deck after the Fool. As Thus Spake Corney said “The Magician was there to do what Magicians do- use shiny baubles and fancy words to distract from the truth”. My theory – the Magician is an illusionist. When we watch a magician we are fixated on the illusion of pulling the rabbit out of the hat, sawing the woman in half, etc. We are in awe and don’t care about the “mechanics” of the trick or the TRUTH of How the trick was Pulled Off – we are focused & fixated & baffled & in awe how a woman in two pieces can wiggle her toes. Now back to reality.
Thus Spake Coreny said – “YOU wanted the Magician to be dominant. YOU wanted to feel his control. YOU wanted it so much that YOU are blinded and see only part of the TRUTH”. SO, we are all feeding into the “Illusion” of GC & SL. We can’t wait to find, read, see, hear, say, tell more dirt on her, him, both of them, etc, that we are missing the whole point. We are missing the truth because were are concentrating on the illusion. What is the truth? That is question.
Tuva said: I read elsewhere a comment that said something along the lines of ‘You’re not looking at the right thing. While you’re all busy looking at SL, you’re missing something else that’s right under your noses’. It stayed with me for some reason and it ties in with what you’re saying – that SL is a distraction of sorts from something/someone else.I asked Cornish (3/27) if this whole SL thing was a cover up by the studios because of Talley – no answer from Cornish.
What are your thoughts. WHY did he mention Stonehenge Again?
From an Italian Newspaper (I’m trying to translate):
“George Clooney is back behind the camera for his third directing project “Leatherheads” and next April 9th he’ll be in Rome with his girlfriend Sarah and co-star Renée Zellweger. Movie premiere, dinner with 40 people and then a flight to Milan to attend in the Fabio Fazio show “Che tempo che fa”, we can see Clooney on TV next April 12th”
So, folks, what is Sarah doing? I’m confused :-)
“Che tempo che fa” is broadcast on RAI, the most important Italian TV Channel – Fazio is a liberal, well, a clearly left-wing anchorman.
However, Italians don’t have a clue of what’s going on in USA on GC, about the premieres and the Oscar red carpet debacle or about the nasty SL’s photos. Here GC is still a God. And here, E! news or other entertainment media shows, are still taking of SL as GC’s girlfriend…
More: they are saying that SL and GC are in love and the engagement is coming! God bless them! ;-)
Maybe, I can say I’m sure, this news it’s not true. You know, it’s Italian press. Maybe SL will not be there. We’ll see.
happiness AKA organzeitu AKA guest1 – you are so full of shit. Every board you go on you make a big deal about supposedly living in L.A. and supposedly having connections. Well, pal, those who need to remind others constantly and continually name drop are, generally speaking, LIARS.
Have a nice day! (everyone! lol)
I think the submissive IS the magician just maybe in an indirect manner. True what Anon said that in tarot the magician is the fool. In Shakespeare, the fool was always just that – the fool, but ultimately in Shakespeare’s plays it was always the fool who spake the truth and revealed what was really going on. So he wasn’t a fool in actuality, just another way of calling him a jester. Maybe the magician has nothing to do with Larson or Talley? Maybe they’re both buffers and one’s just replacing the other until “the One” comes into the picture?? Maybe he is trying to cover up so he doesn’t look bad for the one?? Like a domino effect.
I think I am reading that there is something of a buffer in SL that will ease the way for the “One”????? Don’t know if that means SL was intended to be the buffer or what. Maybe the left hand doesn’t know what the right one is doing. And I do want to know about this Sarah Talley woman and is that whole business over with??
Also, how many of these posts are mindfucks to confuse everyone? Maybe that’s just like the trick for the Gawker stalker where everyone was asked to write in and report bogus sightings??? If there is a “the one”, hope she has a good sense of humor.
Whatever, I don’t think the truth will be handed to us outright because if so than it would have already happened or someone would spill the whole truth instead of speaking in riddles.
Maybe GC will sit back and take a break from all this and the “one” will “magically” appear – if I am reading correctly that corny said that’s what happens when we let go of the control.
Maybe we all should say “sayonara” to this site because the more attention we pay to it, the more attention SL gets.
@ Anon2
I have never met Stacey, I’ve only seen her, but from what I’ve heard from people that have met her; I don’t think she is Cornish. This is all the info I have on her : she is in her late 30s, single(or at least not married), she is approx. 5’7″ tall, she is blond, she has green eyes, and she is (from what I’ve been told), very intelligent, sweet natured, talented and soft spoken. This is why I don’t think she is Cornish! She is also not from the states. I’ll post again when her novel comes out.
@margotthediscerner
Are you serious? Do you really believe that people are jealous of Sarah Larson? What does she have that any of us want? F*cking George Clooney? He’s easy, every hooker or stripper between Vegas and Cali has stories on him. I bet good money , I can get him into bed easily. Going to events
in borrowed dresses? Not hardly, you have to give them back what is the point. Having vile pictures on the Internet, being a prostitue? Yeah okay I’m jealous that I don’t have pictures of my hoohaa on the Internet and I don’t have sex for cash. Travelling the world, he’s only taken her to Italy and Dubai, both of those trips were paid for by others, shit he didn’t pay for the travelling. Embarassing myself and family ? Damn, that is REALLY something to be jealous of. Having my boyfriend get me work, because I’m an old ass trying to model? Yeah that is something to be proud of as well, you can’t even get work on your own.
So please GTFOOHWTB!!!!
@newkid
Is this new Access Hollywood or what was asked on the red carpet, the one I had mentioned earlier, with the question being posed before the cut to the segment?
Lolll….LOllll….oufff….Happiness…are you serious??….This is a big delirium.
Look, if Mr GC whant to know something about the DeadC website, he just have to open his computer.
Ask about my participation on the site? I’m posting comment…!?
A friend of Sarah? all french people from Europe are Sarah’s friends and the majority share my point of view.
I’m canadian from Canada and french from France ( half and half since I was born) and big news for you, I never came in USA…never in my entire life.
You are sick and probably dangerous.
And I do fuck your superiority complex and you can also put your threat in you ass.
I think that GC look uncomfortable when he is in public with sarah because of people like you, dangerous people who heel him everywhere.
Your post against me proove that you are a dangerous paranoiac.
Charlie.
@anon 2
That could be George Clooney and company trying to discredit Sarah Talley, by trying to say Stonehenge is the word he uses with his personal assistant. Don’t forget she has some foul pictures out there as welland he can’t have two skanks in less than a year attached to his name…
Man I feel sorry for you George. I see that being a movie star is not all that, you have people in your face all the time. Like I would let people tell me who I could date, who I could marry. Yea right…. George you have the money you could retire tomorrow… alone in your castle. You only live life once enjoy it with whom ever you want. Does it matter what everone else thinks. NO… Your not hurting anyone. From the pictures I have seen you are putting a smile on Sarah’s face, and you look pretty happy yourself. That is all that matters. I didn’t marry for my family, or my friends, I married because I loved my spouse (period). Thirty years later, I am still happy that I have had the chance to grow old with someone I love dearly. What is that saying, “Love is Strange”. If this relationship is meant to be hell go for it. I’m sure glad I didn’t listen to my family and friends…..George flip everyone the Bird.
Happiness : FYI : www = world wide web = the whole planet has access…
WB : what is a spinmaster? we look on the wikipedia but find nothing, my friend , perfectly bilingue don’t understand this word. Could you explain it to us?Thank you.
@margotthedecerner
Why crap all over deadc? he was just stating what he knew about her.
So he posted pictures of her from her school books and a couple of pics from their camping trip and he mentions she a bit high maintenance. It sure beats most of what’s being said about her now.
And why aren’t you on all the other sites that have pictures of Sarah — railing at them for posting her ass in the position she’s probably most using to having sex in.
Deadc’s post here is not the real problem. It’s Sarah’s own actions in allowing herself to be used to lure men into a club – for money; have her pantyless crotch photographed – for money; simulating having sex in a crowded room and being so oblivious that she gets photographed doing it; biting some chick’s ass and having that photographed; posing with her ass in the air licking a magazine and having that photographed – those are the real problems.
What bothers you is that it has become one place that many can come to see the errors in judgment she has made over the last several years and comment on them. There can be no denying and saying no – it’s not true – because the pictures are saying it all.
George is an idiot and obviously just as sleazy as she. Sarah is a skank – they deserve each other.
I for one will be happy when this stops being news and they both can fade into obscurity. George will be in his wheelchair and Sarah will be pushing it – as long as she doesn’t dump him for someone richer or more famous. Maybe that greasy Brandon guy who hooked up with Paris can be her next stop. I think he has more money than George doesn’t he?
@newwkid – thanks for the link to the video about what his parents said about her.
Here’s the thing – his father has stated often that he does not own a computer so I’m going to assume has no access to the internet. In this case, it’s probably a good thing.
I suspect someone will eventually tell them what is out there but I’ll bet none of George’s friends have nor will and I doubt any of his family will either. It would be a pretty ugly thing I’m sure.
His dad especially, comes across as someone of integrity and I think the revelations of Ms. Larson’s activities would not sit well with either of his parents. What I find unfortunate is that as Nancy O’Dell is asking that question you know she knows what and who Sarah really is – and in some respects is probably laughing at his dad for not realizing and knowing what a skank Sarah really is.
Cindy Crawford’s expression was better. As she’s saying that Sarah’s a sweet girl there’s a look in her eye as she glances away (best indication that she’s telling a lie or more likely being sarcastic) so it doesn’t make her comment believable.
another thing charlie. there are far more negative things being said. some i do not dare say myself. i can say what the hell i want. it is a first amendment thing we have in america. another thing i have seen/met mr. clooney a few times and frankly IN MY OPINION the boy is either suffering self esteem/mid life issues but is RETARDED.
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hello everyone,
i have to apologize on something. i messed up on a line in this paragraph. i meant to say george is either suffering from self esteem/midlife issues but maybe his logic has become retarded. sometimes when you are focus on smacking someone’s bs back at someone you make these mistakes.
i read all the postings here, and i want to thank everyone who posted in support of my words, and called out on the bullshit. YOU GUYS ROCK!
it shows george had (have) people who respect(did respect) him tremendously. he screwed up a good thing. i noticed cornish hen has shut the beak as well. (lol!) i hope that george the dweeb has better sense than skank around with sarah talley. one can never tell. someone said on a posting somewhere he needs a friend to stand up to him and give him the riot act. that is what friends are for. so what he gets pissy about it. at least someone showed him they love, and care for him enough to say something.
if he is embarassed, and humiliated then good. HE SHOULD BE! maybe, just maybe it would be a good idea to reevaluate his life path, and choices. we all screw up that is for sure, but i would like to think it is not like putting nitro glycerin and dynamite together.
will he get his shit together? i damn sure hope so. i also had a idea about the magician thing. does it have to be another woman? maybe it is a financial or legal thing that is being diverted. maybe just maybe he is involved in something that is going to break wide open. keep us distracted with sarah , we would never pick up on it.
my associate that i talked about sarah stalking, is experiencing a lot of bs that is designed just to keep them off focus. this associate has been screwed over badly in the entertainment industry in los angeles. what is so weird is why sarah, who is george’s “love” stalking this person? this person does not know sarah, nor have any desire to know her. something is amiss don’t ya think?
i am saying this all of you are extremely sharp, and very, very intelligent. from all that i am reading someone on this board has the answers. i think cornish hen is a mind fuck specialist to a point, but he said some things that were very direct. only a person who has a connection would get this. i believe cornish did what he did to cool things down. something is getting volatile. what should have been done is whomever the message is being directed to maybe mr. clooney and all that is involved should stop holding their penises in the corner (lol), and make a peace offering.
just a suggestion. it says somewhere in the bible (in honor of cornish hen’s spiritual mojo (LOL!)) “as a child i thought as a child, when i became a man (adult) i put away childish things. what a perfect thought for a time like this.
have a great day everyone! again thanks for your support. it means a lot. (wink)
Whoa. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
Anon2: Re the Stonehenge thing. It first emerged as you said in Sarah Talley’s story and I believe it happened exactly as she described it – him using it as a code to say hello. Maybe then he just continued to use that particular word as a code word in other instances, as described in the story about his assistant.
OR, he’s backtracking and trying to change history and discredit Talley at the same time, by suggesting that that’s how the word Stonehenge came to be associated with him, and Talley just heard him use it in the assistant context and picked up on it for the purpose of her story. Just guessing tho’.
Although now that I think about it, the Talley Stonehenge mention came first (date wise) so my second theory has a big hole in it. But then, George is not exactly making a great deal of sense of late and he does like to alter the facts to suit himself. Either way, I just can’t buy the idea of Talley still being in the picture. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Critics of the movie :
http://buzzsugar.com/1524567
From an Italian Newspaper (I’m trying to translate):
“George Clooney is back behind the camera for his third directing project “Leatherheads” and next April 9th he’ll be in Rome with his girlfriend Sarah and co-star Renée Zellweger. Movie premiere, dinner with 40 people and then a flight to Milan to attend in the Fabio Fazio show “Che tempo che fa”, we can see Clooney on TV next April 12th”
So, what is Sarah doing, people? I’m confused :-)
“Che tempo che fa” is broadcast on RAI, the most important Italian TV Channel – Fazio is a liberal, well, a clearly left-wing anchorman.
However, Italians don’t have a clue of what’s going on in USA on GC, the premieres and the Oscar red carpet debacle or all the mess about the nasty SL’s photos. Here GC is still a God. And here, E! news and the other entertainment media shows, are still taking of SL as GC’s girlfriend.
More: they are saying that SL and GC are in love and the engagement is coming!
Maybe, I can say I’m sure, this news it’s not true. You know, it’s Italian press. Maybe SL will not be there. We’ll see.
To Angela:
She won’t be there the 9th of April. See my previous post : 26/03/08.
Angela: George said, (& Sarah agreed), that she would NOT be going to the European premieres. “She’s gotta work and do other things.”
Charlie you and your friend should stop looking in Wikipedia and look in a simple dictionary. Spin master is two words or now used as a compound word.
Spin has many meanings but I think the one below is close to how it was being used here:
Slang. to cause to have a particular bias; influence in a certain direction: His assignment was to spin the reporters after the president’s speech.
Master again, the probable definition being alluded to here:
A person eminently skilled in something, as an occupation, art, or science: the great masters of the Impressionist period.
It’s a derogatory term since it is often used in describing someone in a political function that is using words or deception to try to make something appear different than what it really is. The attempt being to paint something negative into a positive.
Your posts are like that.
The person who used it was correct in their assumption. I also think you are full of shit. But post away, I for one am enjoying some of what is being said here. It’s so off the wall it is becoming entertaining.
george is just being a jerk. he has been caught red handed and is trying to clean it up. as i said in a earlier post i would reveal things depending on hard my chain is jerked. well it has been jerked BIG TIME!
my associate for whom i posted a personal email is right now upset and furious. why? well let me remind you that i said the stuff cornish hen talked about a woman that is “the one” just a game. well it is.
i knew it was due to all the clues in cornish’s messages. my associate has been having problems with warner bros, as well as george and his entourage. this has been going on for a long time. is george being a jerk and malicious guy? i have to wonder sometimes. she is involved in a huge legal nightmare that is connected to warner. she is acquainted with george to a very short point. she worked for a very short time over at warner bros. it is hard to get away from warner. it is nothing short of a nightmare.
warner are some mean amigos. here is a sample of their work, and them getting their butt kicked:
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/federal-judge-rules-against-warners-on-superman-copyright/#comments
just as i type this my associate has spent about two hours this morning as every morning fighting to get her computer and phone working. her home has been broken into and two computers have been damaged, as well as important legal documents pertaining this case removed. she can lose the ability to operate her computer and phones at any given time.
as a result she loses precious time because of this bullshit shenanigans. wtf does this accomplish? just enough to keep her in a constant state of distress. this is bull because she suffered a bad accident in 2007, and it has been a constant nightmare for her. she never knows if she will get good sleep, her medical and finances have been stripped to the point she is not receiving enough to pay her monthly bills. nothing but plain bullshit games.
she has done everything possible in terms of legal resource to protect herself. if anyone knows anything about los angeles, and the entertainment connection it can be a nightmare. why am i telling all this? like i said before people deserve to have a right to know the truth, and the bullshit needs to stop. sarah is not the only dip who has created stress on her. krista allen was another one. enough said on that.
it was just to coincidental with cornish talking in spiritual parables. you see she is a very spiritual person. in fact she comes from a great family that in fact has a huge number of strong women who are strong leaders. one of her relatives is a minister who has a church that is growing by leaps and bounds. we will not go any further on that. s
she put herself through college, and is a very intelligent, and capable woman who takes no shit from anyone. apparently that is a issue for either george or someone with his group. she unofficially met one of his buds cindy crawford, and cindy was such a snot she walked away instead of saying hi. she has met grant,and absolutely adores him. if all of you could really see what a great person he is then you would know. she met tommy mathews. she did not know how to take him. he treated her with respect and was nice. that is fine for her.
it is not a romantic attraction with grant. she says grant is a beautiful soul. he works so hard at smoke house. he is a fantastic friend that she always felt george has not truly appreciated. far as she knows george has never said he had feelings for her, nor loved her. that is bullshit.
she cared about him, and worried sick about him whenever something went wrong for him that she was aware of. now she realizes that maybe was not the brightest thing. she has the most beautiful soul and heart. definitely not george’s type. she has made colossal mistakes in her life, but she would not have went to the extent of sarah, and some of the rest of his women. maybe that is the thrill of it all bugging the hell out of her. what would it take to break her spirit, and pride?
she was warned to steer clear of george by many people. all she wants to do is live her life. she told stan she wish the best for george and sarah.why? that is apparently he wants to spend his life with even if she is a contract trash can from las vegas. that is what george likes.
however, this does not give george and group the right to mind fuck her, and mess with her to upset her life. she does not deserve that. she has found out he is the real you-know-what she has heard about. maybe he is still the beautiful man she met, and is forced to this bs. what the truth of the matter is he has choices, and he made some stinky ones.
i shouldn’t have to air something that is so private. however, this bullshit is getting long in the tooth, and apparently someone thinks they have privilege, and continue this mess. if you ask me someone needs to clean up their mess, and face the music. game over. if this is not posted here, i know plenty other places to print this,and now this is the perfect time to bring this out.
it is so funny cornish talks about passion and love and that it is the “mystery woman’s” fault about george. what a joke! just another piece of psychological bullshit. they pushed, and i am pushing back. just that simple.
so george and company what spin and bullshit are you going to do on this? you brought it all on yourself. if you love this “mystery woman” whomever she is, then you have been a real bastard i bet to her. as i said before, no one is vicious unless something, or someone pushes them to the edge.
Saturday morning reports of the Friday night Box Office are calling Leatherheads “soft”
Approx ONLY 4.2 mil for the night on a weekend with no mega blockbusters opening, either the movie truly sucks. (I blew off my screening last night) or the GC backlash is beginning.
Did anyone see Jon Stewart? He asked GC what was next, GC said “We’re – started the sentence, cut himself off then said something stupid about his buddy Grant and he needing to get scripts out that GC owes people writing.”
Also the “leak” about GC going fi-core to the WGA PRIOR to his “let’s all get along” speech when the Writers strike went on.
Hollywood is turning against GC, publicity is turning against GC, Life & Style (or was it US? ) has an article saying “Sarah is so nervous now she’s contacting people in Vegas about returning there to work.” …… “Either at a club or Playboy club.”. …because of her contacts made through George she would return higher than just a server.” The article also mentions that she’s only said yes or no when asked questions whilst with GC. SOMEONE has a pr machine going, either GC to dump her or SL to save her ass. Wonder what GC meant by “We’re going….” Wonder why he said she’d not be on the European tour and the news article quoted here said she’d be in Italy.
So many lies, so little time. Someone start a whiteboard chart? We’ll need it to keep track. That and a huge shovel to shovel all the bullshit into that already bursting 5 pound bag.
Does anyone else think she’ll do a playboy centerfold?
She hasn’t checked her myspace page recently either…
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=87788589
And since someone did ask –
http://guesswhatyougot.com/index.htm
This is the business Larson owns with her artist friend Brandy Wood, the art that GC collects. On his own. Honest. See his picture on her web page.
Charlie:
http://www.urbandictionary.com
It will usually give you a somewhat accurate definition of american slang.
if you type in spinmaster or spin master you’ll get a few definitions, usually take the one with the most thumbs up.
@Happiness – Sorry, not getting it. Could you explain, in detail, what Cornish wrote & how it pertains to you (your friend).
She’d have to have a Pammy Anderson operation before she could do a Playboy spread.
I feel sorry for Renee. She’s a talented actress who deserves better than to be embroiled in all this crap. I’ll bet she’ll think twice about doing another flick with George. Little did she know this would all happen after they had wrapped the film. And Cindy Crawford can’t say much – her husband and George have some business deals together if I’m not mistaken.
George’s opening was “soft” as newkid mentioned. And that stuff about him going fi-core – he’s losing it all over isn’t he. Acting like a spoiled little kid who stomps off when he doesn’t get his way. I told you he’s stubborn and it makes him do stupid things. He really does need to grow up.
Jeeze, marry her, don’t marry her, parade her at award shows, fuck her in the back of a car taken for a test drive (I know it’s not verified but the ways things have been going it wouldn’t surprise me) – who the fuck cares anymore?
He’s lost my patronage at his flicks — I’m just here helping to stir the pot. :-)
But Hollywood was watching Leatherheads’ release to see if Clooney could open the movie. As one studio mogul said to me this morning, “He’s no Will Smith.” The problem isn’t Clooney’s worldwide fame, it’s his ability to generate domestic gross by putting North American moviegoers into theater seats. Leatherheads now looks to be the latest of his non-ensemble big studio movies in wide release to open only under $16 million domestic (Michael Clayton, Intolerable Cruelty, Solaris, Three Kings, Out Of Sight, The Peacemaker, One Fine Day…) and a few times not even half that. So critical acclaim for his smaller movies in limited release like Good Night and Good Luck and Syriana may not be enough anymore.
He has only himself to blame for the lackluster financial performance of this latest movie. In addition to directing and starring, Clooney also claimed to have done a major overhaul of the script to transform Leatherheads into a screwball comedy. [But a Writers Guild arbitration over screen credits went 2-to-1 against Clooney, who’s still furious about it. See my previous story here.] And yet the comedy itself seemed weak in the view of top critics who gave it only 36% positive reviews. According to Rotten Tomatoes, “despite a good premise and strong cast, this pro football romcom is half screwball and half fumble.”
After coming in at a cost of $60 million, the Universal pic was nurtured by a smart marketing campaign that combined football, romance, comedy and nostalgia. Clooney also won studio kudos for hyping the hell out of the movie, eking out every ounce of PR possible. The comedy had been tracking well with older men and older women, and strong with young males and teens. Universal had been hopeful for high teens and with luck even $20 million. But it was not to be.
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/clooney-fumbles-opening-of-leatherheads/
http://the-numbers.com/movies/2008/LETHD.php
The Numbers Rating: 5.00 (1 votes) Rate it – Rating Details
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: Insufficient Ratings
Theatrical Performance
Total US Gross $4,525,000
(Numbers as of Saturday A.M.)
2 (new) Leatherheads Universal Romantic Comedy
Gross #of Theatres Per Theatre Total Gross #of days
$4,525,000 2,777 $1,629 $4,525,000 1
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0604_george_clooney_girl_sex.shtml
George Clooney’s girl drove me wild in woods
(And the sex was in-tents)
By Georgina Dickinson
GEORGE Clooney is enjoying magic sex sessions at the hands of stunning lover Sarah Larson, her ex-boyfriend has said.
Rock musician Tommy McKaughan—still quivering after six years of wild passion with Sarah—told how she bewitched him with nude starlight romps in the woods.
Click here for pics of George’s previous girls
The £5-an-hour waitress is now said to be secretly engaged to Clooney, voted Hollywood’s sexiest man.
And Tommy recalled: “She made up special love potions and rubbed them into every part of my body. I was powerless to resist. I know George will be no different. He’ll be totally entranced.
Smitten
“Sarah’s a total hippy at heart, heavily into all the spiritual, mystic stuff—crystals, tarot cards, healing.
“And along with her witch-like charms she’s a brilliant fun girl with NO inhibitions. She loves nothing more than getting NAKED in a forest.
“Some of our wildest nights were out in the woods romping in the grass and under canvas.”
He revealed how the leggy 29-year-old brunette, about to get ladies’ man Clooney, 46, up the aisle, revelled in:
NOOKIE for nights on end in a clapped-out car she called “the love machine”,
WRITHING under the trees in erotic belly dances before all-night sex in a tiny tent, and
STRIPPING off by candlelight and intimately massaging him with her own secret blend of exotic oils. George— whose latest movie Leatherheads is released next week —was smitten the moment he met Sarah as she served him a drink at the Las Vegas premiere of Ocean’s 13 last June.
And Tommy, singer and guitarist with psychedelic band Z Kamp, knows the feeling. “The first time I saw Sarah my heart fluttered,” he said. “She has this aura…and a knockout figure.
“We lost our virginity together then there was no holding us back. We tried anything and everything.”
Now George is the lucky beneficiary of all that experience!
“We couldn’t keep our hands off each other,” added Tommy, 29. And when they set off on a month-long road trip from their home in Washington state to Missouri for a music festival in the forest, even sleeping in his old Toyota station wagon didn’t dim the passion.
He smiled: “Night after night we’d recline the seat of what Sarah called the love machine and have sex again and again, looking out at the stars. We enjoyed it so much I’m surprised we didn’t break the seats.”
Tommy reckons Hollywood’s leather-lined limos could now be getting a bashing!
“I hope George likes to get down and dirty,” he said, still shivering at the thought.
Slippery
“Sarah might enjoy nice parties but what she really loves best is camping. Her ideal holiday was throwing the tent in the back of the car and heading out into the forest.
“I’ll never forget the many nights we spent cuddled up in our little tent. Sarah would bring her crystals and ease away my aches and pains with healing ceremonies.
“She learned how to perform the classical Indian dance Orissi. George will love it. She’d play her bongos, put some oriental music on and start these incredibly sexy moves like belly dancing.
“Then we’d devour each other—in the tent AND outside. Neither of us are shy about our bodies and we had some of our best times rolling in the grass.
“Then as the sun went down we’d just make love on top of our sleeping bag.”
George probably finds Sarah’s trick works just as well in a luxurious five-star hotel.
But Tommy said his ex’s favourite seduction technique was to prepare the special blends of oils she loved to knead deep into his body.
“Some of my favourite memories are of walking into Sarah’scramped bedroom and finding her naked, surrounded by candles,” he revealed.
SO IN LUST: Sarah and Tommy were hooked on wild sex
“She’d tell me to lie on the bed as she mixed together all manner of oils and then slowly rub them all over me. It drove me wild.
“We had such wonderful times having sex all night covered in her slippery love concoctions.
“They were such a passion of Sarah’s that I just know she’ll be mixing them for George.”
After George’s first marriage to actress Talia Balsam ended in divorce 15 years ago he’s lived the life of a dedicated bachelor.
Fond
He dated a string of glamorous names including Leatherheads co-star Renée Zellweger, Mariella Frostrup and Lisa Snowdon.
But with rumours of a summer wedding at his Italian villa on Lake Como it looks like Sarah’s magic has worked again.
Tommy said he and Sarah only split because he felt they were too young to settle down. She was devastated,” he said. “But it was just not meant to be. And to be honest I just wanted to go out and sleep with other women.
“But I’ll always have fond memories. Never did I think Sarah’s next serious relationship would be with a big star like George Clooney, but it doesn’t surprise me.
“She’s an amazing girl and deserves nothing but the best.
“And if anyone can tame George, Sarah can.”
Charlie – some have already responded and New Kid kindly provided you a link.
Essentially, it is a derogatory term for PR people i.e. they are the masters of spin, they are able to create a story or provide an angle to a story that is in the best interest of the client to the media, and in turn, readers of the publication/website etc.
The interesting thing is that WE ALL spin. I am reading some major angles/fabrications on this website. We all view life differently, and in turn, communicate it the way we see it, or the way it benefits us the most.
People get highly upset when they read something that is massaged to suit the owner,/company/organisation etc., but reality is that we all do it. As soon as we walk out the door, we are giving the world a representation of how we want others to perceive us. We don’t like people, especially strangers, knowing intimate details of our being, and hence, we create a reality or we spin an angle of who or what we are.
Keep on spinning people! :-)
Oh, I’m sure George will “enjoy” reading that story while he’s in London. Someone really has it in for him…
hello guys,
i am in need of assistance especially those who live in los angeles. we need to find the whereabouts of an address of a man by the name of amir malekan. he works in givaldi jewelers in downtown los angeles near pershing square.
this man is a menace. it is believe he could be connected to sarah/george. he is italian and spent a lot of time in turkey. it is said he lived in a area called woodland hills in the san fernando valley. he caused physical harm to someone, and the police are aware of it. his birthdate is in march and he is around 51-52 years old. he always seems to pop up around the time, i heavy information on sarah and george. stan has been asked about his connection to george and sarah. of course it has been avoided.
after i posted earlier today information , he started blasting away on phone calls to my associate. the police cannot touch him since he is not physically around my associate. a restraining can be issued, but it would be great to get a home address besides a business address. if anyone can help it would be great. he is a despicable mess of a man. very much into kink and aggressive behaviour with women. this is why the police was called. he has been told to stay away, but again he continually show up when the heat gets to hot on sarah and george. this man needs to be in jail.
thanks
Seriously way off the track, all of you. Keep your fingers crossed for perfect timing and synchronicity to allow for a blessed union of souls. The timing is demanding it of both he and she. Just may be a much better scenario for him to drop SL for good and just wait so the “One” can get to him. Targets are hard to hit when they keep moving around.
Hello Mr. C
and Charley,
Mr. C (01:57:26) :
happiness AKA organzeitu AKA guest1 – you are so full of shit. Every board you go on you make a big deal about supposedly living in L.A. and supposedly having connections. Well, pal, those who need to remind others constantly and continually name drop are, generally speaking, LIARS.
Have a nice day! (everyone! lol)
i guess you would call someone else a liar because you are. charlie take your paycheck and go buy something. mr. c you are posting because leatherheads was busted at the box office.
i am not a liar. if i was then your sorry ass would not be posting here. i noticed that once some deep comments start coming out , the fists come swinging my way.
so if you think you know who the hell i am then who are you? is that why my associate was on the phone today with the police? why waste your precious time if all this is a lie?
how about amir malekan, fahrettin aslan oluk? are they fake? hardly think so. i could have posted stan’s full email. to me that is dumb. i do not have to prove SHIT to you. just the mere fact that you and charlie are doing a so call tag team tells me and the rest here all i need to know. go sit in your fricking corner and lick your wounds. leather heads floundered. no way of changing that. GET OVER IT!
why would one of sarah’s buds follow my associate to a catholic mass today? did you guys want to see if my associate was going to snort the wafer like cocaine? wtf? why did my associate’s atty contacted her today begging to meet with her on sunday?
so what are you scared of that you are afraid is going to be outed. i made it very clear, the more the chain is jerked the more i expose. leave my associate alone, then nothing needs to be revealed. no, you and your warner colleagues like to strong arm because no one wants to admit they cause a federal lawsuit to happen.
so what do you do instead. breaking and entering, destroying personal property, ms. larson and her buddies stalking, and following. i mean wtf?
how about cornish playing the head games? c’mon. all you morons was writing checks with your bodies could not cash. back off, and work on the floundering careers. ms. larson might have a rough time. seems feds may not be through with raiding vegas clubs yet so that would suck. especially if you are as well as ms. larson. that would suck big time!
attacking me is not going to stop the downfall that is happening. it is called karma.
anon2- there were certain remarks that were said in cornish’s remarks that can only be known if they were inside of my associates house. for instance the remark about only one of them are praying about the situation. that was scary. my associate did not tell me about that, but had kept it to herself.
lo and behold how did someone know the specifics of one’s prayer that was made in 2-3 in the morning? i truly hate to think that anyone has someone’s house bugged. i cannot think of any other way it could happen. that is unnerving to say the least. imagine freaky stuff like that going on for months.
all of this is messy. it really should be out of forums like this, but it seems some individuals only learn the hard way when they are outed publicly. besides the obvious skanky taste george has in women, he has some ruthless people around him that will attack anyone that is touching their gravy train. is that not evident? (smile) i definitely hit a sour spot with that posting with the warner article. this tells me i am hitting in the right directions.
Mr. C and Charlie play on the same team if not the same person. remember guys this crap is all a game, and someone is pissed because they are losing winning game pieces. that is all.
we should all extend some prayers to george. he has made major screwups. i guess that happens when some not all people surround you are bullshitters, and rational thinking is altered by substance abuse like alcohol. i already know that more will have something nasty to say. that is okay, karma will come that much quicker. as i said before, i desire people start getting truth, and seeing things for what they are. seems like it is already there.
there is a lot of conflicting articles floating around. that is something to be expected. everyone just pause, and trust your gut instinct. you will know what is the truth. also Mr. C and Charlie i get the impression that the color of your eyes are dark brown. that means in your case you are the one full of shit! (lol) I am full of being a real person who is just living life on step at a time.
by the way, Mr. C do not steal my closing line. YOU SUCK AT SAYING IT!(LOL)
have a wonderful and great day! (that includes you MR. C & EVEN CHARLIE)