From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
One of you, Shelly, is in so much agreeableness, that it cannot be denied. Sorry to anyone who cannot connect and this is in no way a spiritual sway, but wherever two or more are gathered in prayer ….
These two aren’t far at all. Try a separation of less than 2 degrees and less than 5 miles. The “funny” part is that they both have had signs all along and totally missed them. The beautiful part is that if they both LAUGH this all off, they will find themselves not far away at all. George, I HOPE that you’re reading this. Missy, stop punishing yourself for what he’s not seeing. You’re perfect! He’s showing you that through sarah.
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My HOPE is that HE taps INTO this website. Because SHE knows why you drink. SHE knows why of everything. Consider me the third party on the outside looking in. SHE will save you, George, from yourself, for you are your worst own enemy. SHE is not far. She lIVES very close and what’s more is that SHE can FEEL you as YOU can HER. You always could. She was only unrealized and scared. Grant has seen, met, and witnessed her. Just the same another of your friends looked upon her like a comet. You both did. You only hadn’t the knowledge to crack her mystery. You REMEMBER when and WHERE it was. Her EYES could not break neither one of your gazes. And ONE of you holds a CLUE through your lover, in a circumspect way. So please, if ANY of you are reading this now, sit back and think on what it is and you will materialize this powerful woman I speak of. Because it is NOT within my grasp, it is within yours. She has a very powerful and meaningful name. You will know it when you SEE it for seeing is believing.
And if one of you can remember the little “fox” upon your shoulder, you will remember that she came to you in her “battle fatigues” and you could not remove your gaze upon her hands as she fumbled with the monetary joke that was her safeguard. She was EMBARRASSED that she was nothing more and you you let her walk right past you, even though she commended you upon your gain. She was staring back at you when you were gazing upon her like a comet. GRANTED, you KNEW it was fate calling back at you and she needed YOU to save her. DON’T deny her should you see her again.
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Granted, YOU know WHO I speak of.
GRANTed, you know it was was you.
@Katie
Wow! He has been pining over a woman for over 20 years… it is amazing and it answers a lot of questions. I do feel sorry for someone who can’t let go and love again, it has to be a sad life. *cyber hugs Clooney*. This explains why he won’t commit to seemingly good women, who only want to love and take care of him. Well, depression is a horrible thing, but he needs to seek help instead of running into the arms of the nearest skank. I know, I know men handle pain and rejection differently than women, but still, she’s bringing him down and quickly. So Katie if you are a real friend of his, get him some help PRONTO and PLEASE. Let him know he’ll never find another great love, but he has the capaicty to find a good love.
@juliex
I did notice he was more comfortable with Renee than with old hoe bag. They look more like a couple than him amd the hoe bag. And Cindy looked good!!!
I am going to stand up for a little birdie and cornish game hen, I still beliveve they are done. Remember he was auctioning that seat as of two weeks ago, so something did happen. She could have asked for one last walk on the red carpet and he obliged. I doubt if we see her any more.
New Kid an engagment hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. They barely look like they can stand one another.
@brie
I saw that interview, George did she she was working and won’t be attending the Europen premieres. Working where I want to know, back at the club. I think that was their excuse for whenever we don’t see her, she’ll be working.
I think we may have a ‘winner’. Thanks Julie for the name “Stacey” – Stacey – One of the meanings of this name is “resurrection” (Greek). Now, Shelly (on 3/25) questioned Cornish’s post in which she wrote “preface of her advent” saying that Cornish “equated the ‘One’ with the second coming of Christ”. I think we can put 2+2 together. Stacey – resurrection – second coming of Christ. Definitely very meaningful. My guess is that this author, Stacey, is Cornish.
However, we do have a runner-up in Samantha Power (again, Shelley putting on that thinking cap), Samantha meaning “God Listens”, Power equating with “powerful” but since she is married, we can probably cross that off – unless “Way is being made” meaning “divorce”, perhaps she is getting a divorce. Although no reference I can find to “preface of her advent”.
Don’t know if Julie has any more info about the author, age, marital status, etc., but these are my summations.
@New Kid. Any more info you can supply from your friend Faye?
Me self thinks those pic’s of Sarah are HOT. Just the look on her face doing the dry hump mmmm. Yes, I see why Georgie loves it. Hey stick with it old man. I always believed that Georgie had a thing for Michael Douglas’s wife. He lost out on that one. Seems to me that Sarah looks a lot like Mrs. Douglas, just a little younger.
I think Sarah and Georgie are made for each other. WTF you guys don’t get it do you. Georgie has never gone by the rules and why should he, he has always gotten what he wants. Way to go Georgie……..As for Sarah don’t let these bums get you down, GO FOR IT GIRL… your beautiful. Hold your head up high and have a good time. They can’t say you don’t have brains you have a BS degree. They all just WANT what you have ….work it girl and laugh them in their faces. You look HOT…….and old man Georgie better open his eyes and see that you may be the one……TAKE HIM DOWN GIRL HE HAS BEEN ON THE LOOSE WAY TO LONG. Everyone knows that Georgie has been thrown for a loop with this girl. You guys said he looked like he hadn’t slept in days. Yea do you think I would want to sleep if I had that HOT CHICK IN BED WITH ME.. NAH If anything Georgie should move that oxygen tank closer to the bed.
george will be a guest on david letterman tonight..
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Why so negative. You paid for this, are you having buyers remorse now.
Men marry for different reasons, and very few of us will put off happiness, if we cant have it now, or make it happen now, we move on. We dont pine its too time consuming.
A man in love wants to be with his woman as much as possible, if Clooney does that, maybe, despite her pictured background (which is a deal breaker for me) he cares for her. I’m all for sowing some wild oats, getting it out of your system, but not while you’re dating me.
I’m taking my girlfriend to see his movie on Saturday, although she’s still on the fence, I am going to take her anyway.
We choose our friends, lovers, partners, we dont choose for them. Stop giving this poor guy some broken heart, or secret motive. Simple is always best. He likes girls who get paid for sex.
Besides, no matter what Hollywood stars do, women will call them bad boys and make excuses for it, and they laugh all the way to the bank. Clooney is doing the same thing. He knows exactly what he’s doing and he knows that all he has to do is smile, and tell some lame joke, and you’ll all start to pant again. You dont deserve more, because you accept less, and when they lie to you, you eat it up and ask for seconds.
He’s what, 49 almost 50, looks like shit most of the time and can buy any woman he wants, as long as he meets the price. If you think he is as smart as you say, then accept that if he makes a committment to Sarah he’s getting what he wants, and if it doesnt work out, what he deserves.
He is in charge, he likes these kind of women, and you all make it possible. Pat yourselves on the back, you paid for that dress, her shoes, and her make-over why complain about it. You paid and your are only getting sloppy eye seconds, and he didnt even bother to kiss any of you first.
The top of the web page where the pictures look like a fan, click on one and then the slide show will start or you may see the thumbnail and click for a larger view.
Another theory. Man-whore and Attention-whore are in love, they know about the pictures and say what the hell let them out now so that when we’re married/shacking up no one can have anything on us. Have the storm hit now and then it will eventually die down. I’ll stand by your side because I care.
Thoughts?
I’ll ask Faye, she’s been about 70% correct with me and I’ve known her about 5 years purely as a reader/client. We don’t socialize, travel in the same circles and as far as I know if we have any mutual connections neither she nor they have ever mentioned it.
I find it curious she thinks he will propose and she will refuse. I guess we’ll see in about 30 days.
Yup, the whore-tour continues, Letterman, Today Show, Regis and on Friday, Jon Stewart Daily Show. I haven’t seen anything for the View and I haven’t a schedule for Leno. I’ll try and dig one up from the NBC publicity site, Conan is out west as well and I think we’ve already seen ET and Extra. Any other press outlets I’ve missed?
I had posted some comments but had to leave the computer for a few minutes and they somehow seem to have been cleared from the screen. Oh well.
@juliex I also noticed he seemed much more relaxed around Renee, it’s probably because she’s a good friend and has no expectations of him regarding a relationship. I think she also has a great sense of humor – I thought it was funny that she sent him a tricycle as a gift after he had his motorcycle accident.
As to the interview at the premiere – I didn’t see it, but if he did comment that she “had to work” when asked about going to Europe then I find that strange since her work wasn’t an issue when he was parading her all around Venice last year!
If I could give George any advice it would be – after your promotions for the film go to Como – take a breather and then spend some time reflecting on this past year and what you want for the future. Perhaps that’s his plan – I did notice he’s got Surburbicon on the future directing projects list so maybe he’s going to do some prep work for that there.
The socially relevant films he wants to make are nice but not doing much for his box office appeal. I admit I learned a lot from Good Night and Good Luck and Syriana. But some of his other films didn’t really appeal. Intolerable Cruelty fell flat for me and Solaris was apparently much too cerebral – and believe me – I consider myself to be an intelligent person so it either had to be that or just a mismash. I just didn’t get it. Confessions and Collinwood were a pass – didn’t see either.
Would I go to a GC film? At the moment – no.
Could he turn the bad taste I (and apparently others) have for him right now around – I think so. But it’s going to mean making better choices not only in his personal life but also in his professional life.
He needs either an intelligent witty comedy (with a target market a little older than the 13 to 18 year old male set) or a suspense or crime drama. No more superhero’s with nippled rubber suits, please!
The films that have appealed to me in the last few year have been varied – I loved Hillary Swank and Gerald Butler in P.S. I Love You. Clive Owen in Children of Men was fascinating – maybe George should look at something that would include Clive. Inside Man was also appealing for its surprise ending – never saw it coming.
Now I know I’m probably going to be drowned out in protest but I don’t get the Cohen Brothers appeal. I saw No Country for Old Men and to me it was just a gory chase movie in a contemporary western setting. The ending also didn’t make much sense. Burn After Reading? I haven’t got a clue if that will be funny or not. But it won’t be a true test of George’s box office draw since Brad Pitt is also in it.
Maybe George could get DeNiro and Pacino together for another “Heat” type fillm? George directing? Hmmm, I don’t think so! LOL
With the premiere of George Clooney’s latest flick, Leatherheads (which we hear is pretty good), the one getting all the attention is not Clooney, but his girl Sarah Larson.
The Sun Newspaper out of London continues to publish provocative photos of the sexy siren, including more recent photos of Larson in LA.
Ironically, one of Larson’s first photo sessions on a sort of pseudo modeling type basis occurred in 2005 at the Casino Affiliate Convention
That conference takes place once again this week, minus Ms. Larson. But guess who will be in attendance?
Her former male “date” three years ago, one Michael Casselli – a magazine publisher who is pictured above left decked out in a mink coat (animal lovers can’t be too thrilled seeing that). And speaking of animals, Casselli is known to bite….so beware ladies. His photo appeared in the Sun along side Larson’s last year following her motorcycle crash.
It was widely rumored that he bit Sarah Larson so hard on the neck (the friggin’ vampire that he is), she bled for nearly 40 minutes.
(yet another picture)
http://www.gambling911.com/Clooney-Girl-040108.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article986316.ece
Another slideshow – it keeps getting better and better. Some we’ve seen already.
new kid: no way they’re in love. Besides not taking her to Europe, I saw a picture of George last night in NY — only w/Rande & Cindy. Seems like they came to be with him through this. George does care about his reputation. And I think all the pics and disgusting comments about Sarah made him look like the fool because she was presented as the “innocent sweet waitress”.
Cornish: still so confused. If I play along, I’m thinking the “ONE” is someone he hasn’t been involved with. Maybe someone he’s met but never really focused on her. The “GRANTed” stuff is his friend/partner, Grant Heslov. So Grant’s met her? Knows her? And I do believe he probably had one of the worse weekends of his life. Especially because this movie was so important to him. Why did he take Sarah to dinner w/he and his parents, whom I assume, were there for support? Nina certainly looks like she can’t stand the site of her. I’m a little lost on the “MAGICIAN” thing as well. If this is a bad person, then it’s the club mgr from The Palms. And did he really have feelings for Sarah? Was he at all upset for her? Though she looked thrilled to have the intention.
Need other people to “play this game”. I’m confused…
@cornish game hen
Are you trying to say Grant Heslov has met the “ONE” and she lives or works 5 miles from Clooney. She had on her uniform. You are making me think it is another stripper/hooker/sex worker now or maybe waitress. Sarah Larson has paved the way for George to take up with another scandalous woman. Oh, no! You can’t be talking about Krista Allen because she’s engaged if not married.
@David
You are funny, but probably closer to the truth than any of us.
@Friend
Come on now, you can’t compare Larson to Zeta-Jones Douglas. Mrs. Douglas happened to work for her celebrity and has her own career, thank you. They do not look anything alike, Catherine is a beautiful woman, Sarah looks okay in the dark. And judging from her modelling picks, she has to look like a skeleton naked , who wants to bang a bag of bones, beside Clooney. She is not hot.
Marriage sometimes has nothing to do with love.
Sorry, Friend, but the Sarah Larson pics are disgusting! Any educated woman who puts her ass up and sticks her tongue out to bring in clients is a disgrace to all women. Even if she has a degree, she’s still dumb as rocks if the best she can do is fill the mold of slut created by Britney, Paris, and Lindsay. All these girls want is to fuck a rich man and be famous. All the while thinking that they are so damn talented and special and entitled because they can get into clubs, strip, and get wasted. They can’t keep a job or take care of their bodies and they don’t even care about their own families!! All they want is to be Marilyn Monroe, who died early. Clothes, hair extensions, and parties are fun and cute, but these women are a part of a national epidemic of disgrace that makes white American women look so bad.
@New Kid – Thanks. Will look forward to what Faye has to say. Find it odd too that he would propose, but who knows, life is full of surprises. Copy my email. You can email me privately at [email protected] if you can’t post it here – just in case this board ceases.
Cornish doesn’t know ANYTHING. I Too am a SOOTHSAYER and the SPIRITS from above told me that CORNISH is CLUELESS about anything having to do with CLOONEY and his women. The GREAT ONE FROM the AKASHIC FIELD where all KNOWLEDGE OF THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE is stored told me That CORNISH KNOWS absolutEly nothing about what the future holds for Clooney OR anyone else for that matter.
The “One” WTF that sounds so Harlequin, the man is 46 he isn’t pinning for some woman, drinking himself into a stupor cause she rejected him. There isn’t some woman, shyly waiting, to reach out, touch him hand and make his worries go away. GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!
He is 46 his appeal is fading, his cheese dick is getting him into trouble with the mini van types and he looks like hell cause he is worried and its not about some woman waiting in the wings, afraid to touch the heat of his love, for GOD SAKE!!!!
The truth is, this is the SECOND production company George was handed and its not making any more money then the first one did. He knows the clock is ticking on it and everything depends on this movie making some serious cash, or at least making a decent showing, but the reviews don’t seem to point to that. I don’t care how much they like you, with the writers strike studios are more likely to close a company not making any money then continue to support it. George is not any different. Charm is wonderful, but it doesn’t pay bills, neither do jokes, pranks and childish behavior.
He cant open a movie alone, he is fast being replaced by younger, more handsome men, and he looks like shit close up. He needs a hit, this one, his baby, he has a lot invested in, and riding on, and it might not be the one, and his latest f8ck buddy likes to dry hump in public, flash her coochie, fondle/wrestle other women and roll in the sand then lick a newspaper like a good kitty. Hell yes, pass me the bottle if I was immature enough to get myself in that situation.
David’s right, you’d look like hell too. George knows his time is up, there is only so much you can do on charm, cash is the bottom line with everything, franchises, restaurants, salons, publications, etc.
And if he is waiting for some woman to touch his hand, and relieve all his pain and suffering, fireflies will be ice skating in hell.
He’s a mess emotionally because he is being forced to grow the hell up, and realize at some point you put the water balloons away, you leave people’s cameras alone, keep your dick in your pants, and you take responsibility for the mess that you’ve made of your life, and try and make some positive changes. No one is going to ride out of the darkness and lead you into the sun. That is utter bullshit and anyone who tells you for absolute certain that they know this to be true, let me know if you believe them; if you do, I have some land in Miami, its under water, but hey, its still land under there.
If you pull your date down from a stripper pole or off of a porno set you will end up, at some point in the rags while pictures of her naked, semi covered, body is splashed all over and in each headline your name attached.
I bet he is depressed, too bad it wont be enough to make him do anything about it.
He needs to man up, and stop whimping around, invest time into a real relationship and take risks, thats where the rewards are, not in some fantasy woman waiting shyly in the darkness, frighten of all the bad people with cameras.
Sorry to disappoint you but, Catherine Zeta-Jones (Mrs. Michael Douglas) was NOT all that before she came to America. I saw some pretty sizzling pic’s of her before her day. She was WILD as hell. Just because she MADE it in show-biz and married into Michael’s money doesn’t make her an angel. Not that I don’t like her, I think she is beautiful. I was more or less comparing their eyes, and their back ground. I always thought Catherine had beautiful eyes and I think Sarah does also.
I just think that you all are jumping to fast, give the girl the chance to change her life. Don’t OH MY GOSH burn her in hell the rest of her life. Who says that Georgie has to have a beautiful wife? Is looks all there is in life? NO… Did anyone think that they just have fun together, and she worships the ground that he walks on? Matt Damon’s wife was a bartender, did anyone freak out about her? No.. Georgie doesn’t have to marry what everyone else wants, it is what makes him happy in life.
I do agree that the pic’s I have seen of Sarah are not her greatest but, I believe that Georgie has done some WILD things in his day also. He just had people that came behind him cleaning up his mess. Let’s put it that Georgie is not going to be happy marrying a NUN, and I think they are both suited for each other. I don’t think Georgie thought he was going to find a Virgin with no baggage at this time in his life.
i read cornish hen’s response about the magician is responsible for all this. maybe the women is controlling. however i think from what i know living in los angeles is that george and company more than likely has pissed “the one” off more than should have, and perhaps did not realize what she is capable of.
also if he loved this woman or his “friends” knew then i must ask this. did anyone have a chat with this woman, did anyone ever truly made her feel accepted if she is that lovely? was it the usual bullshit and everyone decided to play mind fuck games on this woman?
since he is so close to cindy and rande, did they meet her, and do they think she as lovely as they describe sarah? i bet not. i still think this is all mind games. maybe just maybe they did something to this woman, and being mad as hell she fought back.
for those who do not live in hollywood this can happen more often than not. i am not saying george is a total jerk. however, i am getting the impression that it is not the “magician’s” total fault. it is always easy to put the blame like this. i also do not believe it is also totally george’s fault either. keep in mind if all this is true. i think there is a lot more going on than what is being said.
is it not true that george is ordered to date only certain types? what was wrong she did not fit the type? it is not a secret that stan can be a svengali when the time is appropiate. it is not a secret that warner bros is not angelic either.
is it not true george date women based on his friend’s opinions? well, i can bet this woman probably was dissed very badly . sarah is feeling the pressure? oh please! she is gobbling this up! if i am not mistaken on access hollywood last night, george’s parents and cindy crawford was asked directly about sarah.
they both gave their praise of her. this smells so bad i need a clothespin. it sounds like i said before, george got his ass beaten. beaten far worse than he anticipated. someone and possibly including george pushed this “magician’s” buttons.
so if she is such a special woman, then there is some jackasses oops! i mean people who have a huge job ahead of them. what is it? get off your butts and clean up your part of this mess. smack your bud george in the head, and see if he ever truly let this “magical woman” know that he had feelings for her.
my money is on NO. sounds like there is a earthquake brewing and everyone is running for cover. no one attacks or whatever like you describe the “magician” unless provoked. from what i have heard, clooney and gang can really piss people off at times.
so put your words and money where your mouth is cornish and the rest of the clooney gang, and if this woman truly exists i bet all of you owe some apologies and explanations to her. another question comes to mind, is what exactly what kind of shenanigans have been done exactly. if this woman conjured up sarah, then perhaps george has been such a jerk she wished to getr away from him and the lunacy he surrounds himself with.
another thing what is a woman suppose to think if she was dissed, and he flaunts trailer trash women? did george always treat her with respect at all time? did he ever do things to let her know he was thinking about her? does he even know her birthday? favorite color(s)? foods?
bottom line is this just a fairty tale to excuse the fact george is acting like a boob head? come clean. george should be doing this some of this himself. sounds like he brought some pain into this woman’s life and she into his.
playing mind fuck games, and the other games clooney and his pals play is not the way to get home fires burning. that is my impression on what i am reading.
another thing that just came to me, would we be getting all this explanation if george did not get some a backlash? probably not IN MY OPINION. okay explain away this part of the soap opera.(lol)
I swear, I have no idea what anyone is talking about.
@Friend, true, CZJ wasn’t all “that” but she didn’t party with men for money. She acted in a soap opera, posed in tight clothes, but never, EVER fucked some guy against a wall in a public, in the middle of a crowded night club, took pictures with her legs open, and no under ware, bit another woman’s butt, wrestled another one, and generally acted like a cat in heat. To compare her to CZJ insults Catherine. She wasn’t a nun but she wasn’t a paid, professional party girl either, paid to party with high rollers and entice guest to the club she worked for.
No one is jumping anything, they’ve been at this for almost eight months. Sarah is almost 30 last JULY she was fucking against the wall, or simulating it, and magazine licking with her ass in the air. I don’t think changing her clothes and being picked up by an older, RICH client is going to change what she appears to be. OH MY GOSH its not like she has the excuse of ‘it was years ago’. burn in hell, nope, not that serious, but don’t dress her up and set her out and lie about what she does/did for a living.
The only thing Sarah Larson appears to worship is the camera, if she worshiped him she wouldn’t need to take breaks nor would he want her too. I have no doubt they are together, because they both WANT to be, we differ on the reason, that’s all.
Again with the insults. Matt Damon’s wife was never a hired party girl and no pictures, NOT ONE SINGLE ONE has ever surfaced showing Matt’s wife, Lucy posed or doing any of the things Sarah has and is doing. Yes, she was a bartender, and single mother, but she never sold her time, and she doesn’t appear to have developed a taste for being fucked or simulate being fucked the wall in the middle of a busy night club. hat wasn’t sexy it was sleazy, and said a lot about who and what she is.
George can marry whom ever he wants, its his life, and how he lives it is up to him, the lies and stories and white wash, however, need to stop, and if its ok what she did for a living why does he need to make it out to something different? Isn’t he proud that his girl is a rumored escort/paid party girl.
Yes George has done some wild things, but not one single picture has surfaced, and he certainly hasn’t been an escort.
I don’t think he would be happy marrying a nun either, but I also don’t think he would be happy marrying a woman of which every man she meets, while with him, he’ll wonder if she slept with him. I also don’t think he would marry a woman whose respects herself so less that she would allow some man to pen her against the wall and fuck her or simulate it, in the middle of a busy night club, or do any of the things she’s seen doing in pictures and video; or who likes to go out without under ware and open her legs for all to see.
Yes they are well suited, both sleazy in some aspects of their lives, and as for baggage there’s baggage then their trashy, big difference.
She’s not the devil, but OH MY GOSH don’t disregard what she did and the lies he told in the process of their “relationship.” He doesn’t stand head and shoulders above her, I agree, but just because he dresses her up and takes her out, doesnt mean she’s any different then that woman being fucked aganist the wall, in a crowded night club, eight months ago. The only difference is, Clooney is way richer then her fucker was.
From the New York Post – OUCH!
****But material aside, what about the actor himself? Could audiences be suffering from a temporary case of CF syndrome – Clooney Fatigue? “Clooney has become a media slag,” says celebrity image consultant Michael Sands. “He would attend the opening of an envelope. He’s been so public, for whatever reason.”***
Link and full article are below.
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/03302008/entertainment/movies/by_george__he_still_got_it__104166.htm
BY GEORGE, HE STILL GOT IT?
CLOONEY FATIGUE SETS IN WITH THE LACKLUSTER-LOOKING ‘LEATHERHEADS’
By REED TUCKER
March 30, 2008 — Aside from those few regrettable mullet years, George Clooney can seemingly do no wrong. This guy’s become such a big star that even lending his voice to a crap Budweiser commercial makes it more enjoyable.
So how come interest in this Friday’s “Leatherheads” feels as tepid as a newborn’s bath water?
According to industry estimates, the film should bow decently enough with a $12 million to $15 million opening weekend. That would be good for a movie starring one of the lesser Wayans brothers, but we’re talking about a film featuring America’s pre-eminent leading man here.
Coming off an Oscar nomination for the wonderfully intelligent thriller “Michael Clayton,” is Clooney about to hit a pothole with this goofy comedy set during the early years of professional football?
“Sports movies in general are tough sells,” says Robert Bucksbaum, president of research company Exhibitor Relations. “It’s rare that you have a star of his caliber involved in a project like this.”
But material aside, what about the actor himself? Could audiences be suffering from a temporary case of CF syndrome – Clooney Fatigue?
“Clooney has become a media slag,” says celebrity image consultant Michael Sands. “He would attend the opening of an envelope. He’s been so public, for whatever reason.”
It has been wall-to-wall Clooney for the past couple of years, with the actor appearing in a string of films, advocating for his pet causes and turning up on the red carpet more often than Manolos. Then there was all the press from his motorcycle accident, his supposed engagement to his “Fear Factor” girlfriend and his little dust-up with Fabio. Add that on top of his recent Oscar appearance and Warner Bros.’ decision to re-release “Michael Clayton,” and it feels like Clooney’s become like a visiting uncle who won’t take the hint that it’s time to fold up the sofa bed and leave.
“A real Hollywood actor is not available,” Sands says. “They can have a cause, but they really shouldn’t wave a flag at every media event. Why pay money to see ‘Leatherheads’ when you can see George for free on ‘Access Hollywood?'”
It might be time for Clooney to lay low and go drink a milkshake with the publicity-averse Daniel Day-Lewis.
Duh I’m with you on this one, magician must be an LA thing. I have NO idea what they are talking about. Dead C is messing with our minds….. oops their goes a FLYING FAIRY..
The Magician is not in control. The Magician was never in control. The Magician was there to do what Magicians do- use shiny baubles and fancy words to distract from the truth. YOU wanted the Magician to be dominant. YOU wanted to feel his control. YOU wanted it so much that YOU are blinded and see only part of the TRUTH. YOUR “oversight of hubris”? All who practice the art know- the submissive holds the power. SHE who has eyes to see will find the signs and SHE who has got legs to walk will find the way.
@Molly Your right, and I apologize.
Could julie be speculating about Stacey Q, who was on Facts of Life and played George Clooney’s love interest in the “A Star is Torn” episode (original airdate January 31, 1987)? The timeline fits the profile of someone he might have loved (or been infatuated with) 20 or so years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-K-IF_Wic8
hey friend,
i live in los angeles, and i have no frickin’ idea what the magician means. unless they are talking about spinmaster himself:mr. stanley rosenfield. (lol) oh my!
sounds like someone is hitting houdini juice too much again!
I think some of you hit the nail on the head (no pun intended) when you brought up Krista..this name is sometimes spelled Christa ..(Christ), and Cornish’s reference to advent and also some of you thought resurrection. Maybe she is somehow involved or behind some of this with the emergence of the latest photos after all she must have felt humiliated when SL was brought to the oscars whilst she never saw the light of day (never appeared on any red carpet with GC – always hidden) .
Woman scorned??? Maybe GC is torn up about what he did to her??
Please, NO MORE CONSPIRACEY THEORIES!
We had enogh with Cornis’s theories.ç
Now we have got a new version by Katie..
All to support George’s romantinc side..
It does not work anymore!
George and Sarah and also Nick and Nina were at Dan Tana. There are phots of all of them going out but not toguether (see clooneynetwork, candids)
Ok, cornish, I’ll play along:
Kathleen Battle?
Damn. Posted before I’d finished. That’s was just for fun. I’ve taken your little hints, googled them she came up immediately. ‘Battle fatigue’ – name of an article on ‘Fox’ website about Kathleen Battle who sings a lot of Rosemary Clooney stuff and has met George a number of times. Ok, she’s in her 50s, not where he usually goes but, you know what, she about as likely as any of the imaginery nonsense you’re serving up.
I can see how you get your kicks. And why not! But I can’t believe people are actually trying to analyse your meanderings and talking about them as if they have substance.
Like the sane people here believe, why can’t she just be a hook-up that went wrong? Why does it all have to be so mysterious and meaningful? This is the type of women he likes. He’s had a bad year and looked it physically. Too much boozing damages your judgement. Can it not be that simple?
Okay we’ve gotten off the track here with this magician and magic stuff. I still stick by my guns cornish game hen could be someone trying to pull a prank.
As far as shows asking people about Sarah , they all the say the same thing she is lovely, nice girl. Access Hollywood was pretty shady, they led into the segment by Nancy O’Dell saying she asked Nick Clooney if he apporved of Sarah, then it cuts to Nick Clooney saying, “She has a smile on her face and he has a smile on his face. She asked if he approved and he said absolutely. Thought that was shady because we don’t know what she really asked him to begin with.
Also they left the party at Dan Tana’s EARLIER!!! His own party!!! So I don’t think she was mingling with everyone as the press would have us believe.
Fark larker
StaceyQ hahahah that’s a blast from the past hahaha Oh yeah I’m sure it was her she was 40 back in the 80’s two of hearts hahaha two hearts that beat as one hahaha
gc’s appearance on letterman did not go well, in my opinion. he was so scrunched down in that chair that he looked about 5’5″. he repeated a bunch of old stories: the drive across country to los angeles, how he found out britney spears is his neighbor, the tooth implant, etc. their conversation seemed tired, flat and stale. he was depicted as a buffoon throughout. he looked too thin, and much much older than his 46 years (more like mid-50s).
get that guy a meal (or three)! take a break from taking care of sl and focus on yourself guy. you need it.
Does anyone have the AA meeting schedule in LA? I think that if
Georgie keeps going the way he has been, he may need it. I wonder if they were ever able to scrap him out of that chair on David Letterman’s last night.
I disagree w/the Letterman reviews. Dave brought up all the subjects that led to the Clooney comments. Though I do agree it wasn’t his best appearance there — literally. He did look tired, and older than in recent photos. I think the last week took a lot out of him. It’ll change if he has a decent box-office. But I did see him on the Today show and Regis and he seemed much better. More rested.
Interesting that when he was shown a picture of he & Sarah at the Oscar’s by Regis — who called her Sarah Lawson, there was no correction. Just the same jokes about marriage, etc.
http://www.dickism.com/2008/04/03/sarah-larson-sexy-tease-videos-in-vegas/
VIDEO!
There is now video of George Clooney’s charming girlfriend Sarah Larson and now there could be a crotch shot photo of her according to MC from tPC. George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson has had photos of her surface on the internet. The photos, and now videos, show her climbing and slobbering all over her girlfriends and standing up against a police car. This is like that crazy stalker girlfriend that WONT go away. Unfortunately this one is hot, so I have to say ok what do you want now. And hopefully you get a good night lay. Videos below, pictures above you know the drill. Hands on the police car and get ready for anal penetration only where its legal. See more of her here, here.
Photo is new – more is coming folks – just stay tuned.
1st video licking each other
2nd video Sarah on the pole, the tummy in/out is Sarah – you’ll see that prior to seeing her. This is spring break in Florida – we’ve seen those belts before.
**WARNING** MUSIC AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR WORK. Basically drunk women licking each other in the face and drunken revelry but still probably not suitable for work unless volume is off and you have a way to close the window if the boss walks by.
i agree with susan. enough with the conspiracy theories. this is all games, just silly high school games. as for the following posting:
Just A Thought (12:19:46) :
I think some of you hit the nail on the head (no pun intended) when you brought up Krista..this name is sometimes spelled Christa ..(Christ), and Cornish’s reference to advent and also some of you thought resurrection. Maybe she is somehow involved or behind some of this with the emergence of the latest photos after all she must have felt humiliated when SL was brought to the oscars whilst she never saw the light of day (never appeared on any red carpet with GC – always hidden) .
Woman scorned??? Maybe GC is torn up about what he did to her??
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if this is true(which i doubt) then it would not be the red carpet to make a woman get scorned if you ask me. it would be a compilation of things that would make a woman be angry. that is not being scorned. that would be a woman extremely pissed off.
i have heard george and company are some nasty pieces of work when they can be, and i also know there is kindness. radar magazine was pretty on target. if this is a angry(not scorned) woman she more than likely has had more than one thing done to her.
if that is the case, and george did nothing to make her feel supportive, or show he cared then yeah i could see far worse happening. let’s face it no star magazine is going to listen to a woman that is “hidden away in a ivory tower, waiting for her man to see the true light”
i would think what happened if this is a true scenario is that she got fucked over in more ways than one, with the actual penetration. to add salt to the wound george probably flaunted his skanks to inflame the wound, maybe even had her under watch 24/7 everywhere and anything she did. (george likes to control remember people)
if this woman is classy, elegant and intelligent she got angry enough, and perhaps someone liked her enough to help her out. which means that someone that is connected through work, or whatever is on it. this happens all the time in hollywood. this is why you never piss people off.
another thing, i have noticed that when these crazy explanations come up the woman is always portrayed as the evil person. WTF? george is not on a bed of roses, nor does his ass smell of cookies. if all this crap is a possibility and/or happened then clooney is more than likely the ring leader.
not only clooney cannot take responsibility some of his fans/fake fans(cheerleaders/employees) push responsibility on the “mysterious woman”, and give clooney the pass. that is bullshit!
clooney is in this messy situation because clooney put himself right in the mix of this. i really hate to be mean spirited but if he did hurt some woman like this, then he deserves what is happening. why? i bet you that this woman had really loved him, and he was the bullshitter he could be.
as i said before, cut the bullshit clooney and company. stop the charades for it is getting long in the tooth. it is not a secret a lot of this sarah bullshit is handled and orchestrated by you, or someone in your staffs in some way.
are you guys being responsible and trying to clean up all this? no. you are too busy spinning yarns of conspiracy, and a “mystery woman” who is the evil do-gooder,and clooney the innocent lamb. maybe somebody need to put him on the mount and make him the “sacrificial lambs”. he has done it enough to others. it is now your turn clooney. sarah and your game is getting the exposure it needed. people are pushing you together as the ultimate couple because there is no level of bullshit neither one of you are willing not to do.
you got smacked in all the talk shows these past few days. there is a reason that happened. think about it. as someone said on a posting: game over, grow up , and start behaving like an adult. also too if this “mysterious and enraged woman” is real then you have some work ahead of you. if i was her not only would i give you a big, black shiny eye, i would take my best kicking foot, kick your sorry arse for doing what you did to her.
then i would proceed on to stan, and whomever else that was in on the crap. (lol)
have a great day everyone!
She’s hot!! I’m pretty sure that Mr GC do have a lot of fun :-)
Molly : she has a black cotton legging under the dress…she wasn’t f**k against the wall and you have no proof about the fact that she sold her time.
Charlie.
Happiness : who are you to say to GC what he has to do? stop being his fan if you whant and express yourself every time you need but don’t take yourself for god. But you are lucky…you are a ‘nobody’….so you could be sure that we can’t see your past…Mr super clean.
And yes Mrs Larson is actually classy and elegant … no matter her past. She is cute and funny.
And you should look at the people post all over the web, people who don’t share your opinion.
You speak about respect? look the way you speak to and about GC and his couple. If you whant to promote the respect…start by yourself and change your tone.
Start to set the tone of a real positive and construtive exchange when you speak about GC and his girlfriend.
I don’t like the way you turn every event to use it to threat this couple like this.
You are so lucky that I can’t express myself better than that.
Charlie.
charlie do you think i really care about what you think? i am talking about the charade of this “mystery woman”. we know you are about as real as four dollar bill. we all know you are a friend of sarah’s, and if you want to start one of your psychotic babbles go right on ahead.
i know who is writing your paychecks dearie. you only come out when ms. sarah and mr. georgie gets a little too much heat on their behinds. if i was not saying something too close to home, then your mouth will stay shut. that is okay.
considering i have a few associates (not bluffing) that have access to stan rosenfield i can ask them about more on the deadc site, and your participation. i do know for a fact stan was approached a few weeks ago about george and his connection to deadc’s site since it is about sarah. i will check to see if they got a response.
charlie i expected your mouth to start wagging. if this is all stan, george and sarah can come up with then i have no worries.
matter of fact after i post this, i am going to contact my friend about this.
thanks for the reminder.
SL looked somewhat smug at the premiere, making her best ‘Mary Tyler Moore’ pose, taking pictures by herself, and taking pictures with Renee and GC like she’s known them both for such a long time. It appeared as though someone was being humiliated which I personally feel was not the right tone for a project which so many people besides the stars put time and energy into.
So a man can date who he wants when he wants. If there is no blackmail or plot other than the media circus GC perhaps consented to, he could say, “Sarah won’t be attending any more premieres because we are no longer dating.” Simple as that. (Unless HE signed something legal that says he can’t quit her without permission.) Because this situation has to be uncomfortable to at least some movie-goers with every news/entertainment program pulling the “let’s surprise GC with pictures” move. When Meredith showed those pictures of GC and Brad, I felt slightly uneasy for him. But whatever. It’s his life, his reputation, and his career. I have a movie-going audience of one, and he has a movie-going audience of millions. As stated so poignantly in an earlier post, I am not famous. But this whole situation has crossed over from tacky to disgusting and with any more pics/videos, deal breaker. That’s all.
charlie,
this is for you. just to show you i don’t trash talk. i had to block some things for privacy.
so snap your psycho mouth to someone else. my associate may or may not hear back. stan is not known to return emails all the time. the man has a very busy schedule if you have not known that already. i am tired of stupid tirades like you are trying to start.
have a good day everyone!
Thu, 3 Apr 2008 18:19:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: “e.o” View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: sympathies
To: “stan rosenfield”
hello stan,
i saw you on the regis philbin show today. i hate to say it but regis smacked you a bit there . dating two sisters stan? are you suicidal?
oh another thing i never got feedback about george’s connection to the deadc’s site. i had someone tell me that there is a charlie on the site that sounds an awful lot like a spinmaster like yourself. apparently “charlie” shows up when it gets too heated on george and his soon to be wife sarah.
good luck with this catastrophe of a relationship soon to be marriage george is planning with sarah. i hope his engagement dinner is not a disaster in italy with sarah. it is also wonderful george’s parents adore their soon to be daughter in law. good family relations are so very important.
blessings,
e. o.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/
#1 – Apparently someone is living out whatever fantasies they can think of. This Academy Award winning/nominated A list film actor and his girlfriend decided to go car shopping. They picked out a modest $150,000 car to take for a little test drive. When they got back an hour later, they said thanks, but no thanks to the salesperson and drove off. Inside the car was the smell of sex and a used condom. Apparently someone decided not to clean up after themselves. The owner of the dealership placed a call to our actor to say that he did not find it humorous and was not sure if the car would be able to sell now because of the smell and was going to contact his attorneys. Our actor then decided that perhaps he ought to just go ahead and buy the car.
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EW! Please don’t tell me this is about George!!!
Respect is something you EARN not EXPECT just because you’re a Hollywood star.
Respect is easily lost when you act like a fucking idiot.
IMO much of the anger being expressed here is most acute from those who DID respect him and now feel that their respect was based on a life lived as a lie – all perpetuated by him and his PR machine.
Sarah’s biggest problem? What the hell is she going to tell her kids and grandkids when they come across her pictures – because these photos are forever? And whenever articles are written in the rag magazines about George’s women, she’ll always be the one shown on the floor with her ass in the air licking a magazine.
George’s problem is also that these pictures are forever and as his star power wanes (especially if he keeps acting like a fool) he’ll always have these pictures slapped up next to his grinning mug. How emasculating would it be to have the photo of Sarah being dry-humped by another guy always posted next to his picture? It’s just a matter of time.
But maybe he just doesn’t care – it sure seems that way. Nothing we say here will make a difference. It is his life to fuck up.
Me, I’ll just be going to see Nim’s Island on Friday! Gerald Butler – Ooo, baby!!! Now there’s a guy that has star potential!!! He can snap his suspenders at me anytime! LOL