From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
Ah, is cornish or ‘a little birdie’ around? Because pics of the premiere are up at wireimage.com, and Larson’s there. So what happened? LOL.
George did bring Sarah to his premiere. She was right by his side for all the interviews — and he introduced her, at least by first name. So I think we can say that “cornish” maybe doesn’t have the inside track.
What I think we can say is that either George has true feelings for Sarah —
or he’s such a classy guy he wouldn’t abandon her while she was outed by the STAR, et al — a basic “f*** you to everyone.
Did you see the post of scumbag? ..I don’t speak well but I do read very well…The boy ont the pictures was her boyfriend not a nobody..far from a nobody, and this is the one who was with her at the ‘after party’.
Anyway, I read some french post and everyone according that there is no ‘big deal’…so peharps it’s just here and I should stop to according attention or paying attention of your comment.
Sarah Larson…if you come here and read me..sorry for my pathetic english..lol…your are not lucky for real on the internet..lol…the only one who really support you has no voccabulary. You should learn french…french people really like you.
Charlie
Molly : Do you know ecstasy and speed?? I answer to you : the only truth I see on thoose pictures is a girl and her boyfriend on ecstasy.
So give me a fucking break with your stupid ‘fight’…I’m not a part of a group.
And about ‘enjoying’ : I don’t take my pleasure by delighting me of the misfortune of others.
And you…do you have fun in life sometimes?
I’m not care about what people could think of my opinion.
I never call you name Molly…l just laught of you and I do it again.
Charlie.
gc and sl’s arrival at universal’s leatherhead’s premiere. weirdly, they are watching the movie in grauman’s chinese as i type. screening began at 7:30PM.
http://wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=310628&s=clooney&sfld=C&vwmd=e
you have to sign in to see the pics in larger size…you can register to view all the pics for free.
looks like she took my advice and has become a brunette.
she is described as ‘model’ sarah larson etc. , not as ‘clubtastic dry humping’ sarah larson. what a difference less than a year can make!
Nothing is so blind as a man who thinks he’s in love…
I don’t think George orchestrated the release of her pics – he’s still got his family to consider and I doubt those photos would be anything he’d want them to see. Does anyone know if Sarah was at the Maysville premiere? His parents were there so I wonder if she was too.
George has one character trait that is good but can also can be very bad – he is often too loyal. That being said, I’m sure he is aware of the photos and the reports – if not then his publicist is not doing his job.
So maybe he thinks it would be worse to dump her now that all this has been brought out into the open. Of course, much of the mainstream has the party photos but I don’t see anyone linking to Sarah’s crotch shots. I could be wrong not like I’m looking for them anymore.
So what’s next? Probably an actor’s strike especially since AFTRA and SAG just split over the weekend and will be negotiating separately. He’ll go to Como and spend the summer – Sarah will be there – otherwise he won’t have anyone to shag.
And when the strike is over he’ll be directing his next flick.
Well, deadc – it looks like this might go on for a bit longer. :-) Little did you know that your clarifying comments about who she is/was and Sarah’s revealing work experience photos would lead to such an uproar!
I don’t think he loves her at all. I think he is using her just as much as she’s using him. He’s a whore and so is she. She won’t get much more leverage out of it because she’s a nobody. He won’t get more leverage out of it because his career is slipping and now, apparently, so is his production company by putting out these slugs of movies. If he keeps putting out duds, Warners won’t even finance his directing career and then what? Will he start his own whore house out in Vegas to make him appear studly? Will he retire and just fade from existence? Will he make babies with some stripper trash from Vegas? Cause for all the whining he’s done about his aunt fading from the spotlight in a dismal way, he’s headed in the same fucking direction. Everyone knew something was immensely wrong with him when this trailer trash bitch came onto the scene with him. Even more so when she started taking over his camera time. WTF???? Who knows for how long they will be an “item”. I guess that depends on why they are an item to begin with. Think about it. If she keeps coming back like a weed in the ground, there must be SOMETHING fertilizing it. Something is fueling it all. He can’t deny or hide it anymore. He brought her along to the Leatherheads premiere to fuck off the media, and that he did. He is going to lose his credibility for good. He said last year something about taking a different woman with him everywhere to confuse the media. Now he seems to want to piss them off even more by being seen out with a whore and calling her a princess. She’s more like a beard, to me. And the more he’s seen with her, the more the beard topic comes back up, because WTF??? He knows they all know and he knows they are laughing their asses off at him. I am sure that stomach ulcer of his is growing bigger and bigger by the day. How can he not see that he is attracting this all into his life by being seen out with this skunk of a woman? The crazier part is that she’s enjoying it, but seeing that she’s a great big drunkard and a skank and a smelly dirty pantiless “paper bag for him to blow his cum into” (thanks STFU), she doesn’t care. So long as he keeps sending her the check, he can package her up as anything he wants. I don’t think anyone in his revolving group of people set this one up to play the stinker reviews of the movie on her dirty twat, I think he brought her out to say to everyone, “See? I am LOYAL. I am the GOOD guy. I am a GENTLEMAN. I am ABOVE bad press.” Anyone who was there and saw how he was behaving would see he was cockier than ever. Because at this point he knows the whole world is looking at him and saying, “You’re fucked up, man. Your life’s a great big fucking mess. Bad movies, bad women, bad reviews, bad charitable efforts being shot down. You suck, dude!!” And so he goes back and drowns himself in even more alcohol and fucks even more prostitutes and loses his mind. Seems like a lot more effort was put in to doll her up, but as someone on here or elsewhere said, “You can take the whore outta Vegas, but you can’t take Vegas outta the whore.” She will forever and ever, amen, be known has the hooker Clooney managed to sneak into his events, but I think this is his swan song. Like a sinking ship going down, he is the TITANIC, man. Everyone is giving this movie really bad reviews. It doesn’t help that there’s all this gossip and shit flyin’ around the internet about her and those vulva pictures may look yummy to some, but most of his fans are turned way the hell off by it all. There’s not too many ways a star can bounce back once he’s lost his fans. And every time this ho is out with him, people scream even more and more and more about it. If you think all the blogsites flooded with talk about her skank-ass is bad now, just wait. There is more waiting to come out about her and there is even more waiting to come out about him. He is gonna get bashed so hard he won’t see it coming. He doesn’t know the half of it. You have to remember that most of his fans are above the age of 30-35. You’re not going to win over the 20 year olds with a porn star/stripper/whatever to make you look hip and cool. No 20 year old wants to go see some football movie about the game back in the 20’s. That’s fucking boring. The target audience of Leatherheads was for jerkoffs in nursing homes, not kids in the clubs. Nobody that age gives a shit no matter what HO you’re banging. He probably thought he’d get a new audience being seen out with her. He was wrong!! He just lost his most committed fans because they’re looking at her dirty vagina saying, “That’s it. I can’t take this smug asshole anymore. It was fun for a while, but that’s the last straw.” The fat douche Jack Nicholson isn’t making pussies throb with excitement and look what just happened to his one-time whore but great actress, Lara FLynn Boyle. She looks like she’s been shooting steroids into her face. It’s sick, dude! She was supposed to be the cat’s meow at one time and so was he. Now they are both screwed up looking dickheads and they’re not even together. If Sarah’s reflection says anything about George’s it’s that they are both without a future to speak of. Now with Clooney being with some nasty bitch everyone is calling a whore that other dudes are banging at the same time is just beyond comprehension. I think this is more than a mid life crisis. I think he’s on drugs. I think he knows just how bad it is and how worse it’s gonna get and he’s just waving his middle finger to everyone in Hollywood saying, “Fuck you all! I was a STAR once and I can do whatever the fuck I want to do and get away with it. Fuck you all! I am George Clooney and when I die I will at least have banged every diseased whore in Vegas. I don’t need an Oscar because I have a diseased dick!!!” He won’t be saying that in a year’s time when no one gives a flying fuck about who he was or what he did or what country he saved or how many pussies he’s been inside of. He’s dirt and he’s done and this just put the icing on the cake. Way to take a bad idea and make it into an avalanche of failure, George. You are one dumb-as-shit-sorry-ass dude and I don’t feel bad for you or your stupid slutty escort. You just got what you deserved.
So, according to Cornish… Sarah Larson is the one! Look at her smiles and her eyes’ sparkling! and George’s!
She is telling us: “f* you! You can post whatever you want!”.
You’re very naive if you think we can change George’s decisions… unfortunately for him… He’s stuborn and has got his own (mistaken?) agenda…
I’m not defending her but it is up to them what they get up to as consenting adults and all that.
Straightforward women (if there is such a thing) seem to bore George so maybe now he’s met someone a little more like him… after all, the key to the right relationship is finding the right relationship… maybe this is exactly what he wants and maybe those pictures were taken before they got serious, most certainly before he almost killed her on his bike anyway. George is obviously a player, so maybe he’s finally met his match. You’d need to be a certain kind of woman to cope with a man like that and I’d say, given the evidence, she’s probably it.
Saying that, I empathise with some people’s reactions on here, the pictures aren’t a palatable sight wherever you come from and knowing that a man who could (theoretically) have his pick would rather chase after an attention seeking, sex kitten, go-go-girl is a bit of a let down but then if that’s what makes him happy…
It gets to me because I hate the way these women come on to each other and flout their sexuality to keep themselves in the forefront of people’s attention span and like “Justwanna” said – what endures is the negative image of Western women as overtly and primarily sexual and that ultimately makes it harder for the rest to be viewed as anything but. Claiming that it’s empowering because it’s like “ironic” or something, is just nuts. If a guy’s looking at your tits, he’s getting off on looking at your tits and not thinking, nice tits I wonder if she likes the theatre…
I wouldn’t want pictures of me like that on the Net but these people crave attention on a level that would be totally alien to most of the rest of us.
It’s like Dead C said at the start, they’re just people, we shouldn’t expect so much of them because they’re pretty moronic at the best of times. George is disappointing because he contradicts who he seems to be all the time… maybe he’s a bit lost or maybe that is just who he is but ultimately if you met him, he’d probably be a really nice guy to you.
The real lesson here is “don’t believe the hype”.
Cornish may not be too far off. I work for a publishing company, and word around the watercooler is that George is smitten with one of our authors. She is in the middle of getting her first novel published, and doesn’t want a relationship with him yet because she doesn’t want anyone to think that George had a hand in her getting published. Her book is due out in the spring/summer. As I said, this is only watercooler gossip… so I guess time will tell.
brie: It seems that George walks a fine line between being “such a classy guy he wouldn’t abandon her while she was outed by the STAR, et al” and dating a skank (as per her former employer, gambling 911) in the first place. And I agree with you, George’s “bird” finger is working overtime lately.
Model Sarah Larson is such a joke!!!! Ummm I still say they aren’t a couple. Remember he was auctioning that seat off and she may have offered him cash for it, more publicity for her. The press was also very specific about that title, usually she’s his girlfriend Sarah Larson, now she’s model Sarah Larson. Also the LVRJ said Oscar date Sarah Larson. The coupledom may be over and he let her come to get publicity for jobs.
Also did she come seperately, there are photos of her alone at the beginning of the red carpet, George usually is right there by her side ? They are barely holding hands and they have that same lukewarm smile on their faces.
The biggest sign is there’s no photo of her with his parents!!!!! When he’s with a date and the parental figures are there, they get together and take photos. He has ton with Lisa and Celina and other assorted girlfriends. Nick and Nina aren’t photgraphed with her at all. She was also at the Michael Clayton premiere with them and there are no photos of them together.
@scumbag thanks for that link !!! reply #3 is what most of us have been saying all along.
@brie maybe he didn’t want to create more controversy by not bringing her. Had he came alone, there would have been more speculation and more photos would have been dug up and this thing could go on and on. BY bringing her he squelches it. I’m pretty sure if those photos hadn’t came out when they did, she would not have been there. She looked thrown together at the last minute, but that seems to be her usual look.
Sarah Larson being on the red carpet after her past being splashed all over the press, was a f**k you to his fans and anyone else. When will you all get the message? He doesnt care what any of you think, unless he wants you to go to his movie then he pretends. You are just so many giggling women who support his lifestyle and his women, THIS kind of woman. He might have been smiling and she might have been gloating, but if she heard some of the things being said about them, her smile wouldnt have been quite so wife.
He really is a piece of work, and he looked like hell last night. Close up, in person he looked as if he hadnt slept in weeks. Poor b*stard.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/24946#comments
And It Starts…..
George Clooney and his mostly-mute call girl, Sarah Larson, attended the premiere of “Leatherheads” in Los Angeles last night. Sarah Larson also posed alone on the red carpet!
Uh oh…she’s starting to let go of the Clooney on the red carpet. I see that glimmer in her eye. Well, it could be Clooney sperm from the limo ride, but I think it’s her hunger for fame. Next thing you know she’ll be playing “escort,” “call girl” and “stripper” in every B-movie from Los Angeles to Berlin.
Sarah, don’t let the hunger for fame fuck you in the ass. Stick with the plan. Don’t do it in the ass, because you can’t get pregnant that way. Do it in the front, get knocked up, get married and endless fortune is yours forever.
I’m wasting my keystrokes on this chick. She wants fame… A good gold digger is so hard to find.
Like A Dream Come True
If “Pretty Woman” was ever remade, George Clooney and his hooker girlfriend
Sarah Larson should be cast the parts of Richard Gere and Julia Roberts.
Talk about a fairy tale come true. This ho doesn’t have to work another day in her life. And by “work” I mean “blow/tag team/screw for cash.” Well, no one except Clooney.
Here’s George and his girlfriend at the “Leatherheads” world premiere yesterday in Hollywood, California.
For more of Sarah Larson click here, here and here.
http://www.flisted.com/21317/like-a-dream-come-true-2/
http://www.jamd.com/search?text=George%20Clooney&assettype=g&assetid=80454212&partner=www.google.com
It’s a slide show, keep looking :0
Why Blame Her?
I’m sure you’ve seen these but just in case, click here for some classic Sarah Larson – not exactly a lady, but then again, you’ve known that for a while.
She was having fun with some friends, took a few provocative pictures, probably for jokes, and they get interpreted a certain way on the internet. That I can defend. What I can’t defend is that she was not *just* a cocktail waitress in Vegas. That of course is the People Magazine whitewash version of her resumé for the benefit of the MiniVan Majority – they worship George Clooney. However, as I reported several months ago, George’s girl was apparently a working girl. For a gambling company. The kind of girl hired to “entertain” high rollers.
And now she’s George Clooney’s significant other. A girl who can be bought and sold. Fine.
But trashing his piece of trash is one thing, putting it all on her is entirely another. Because it’s not on her… it is on him. It is George Clooney’s MAJOR flaw. It is what makes George Clooney a cheese dick.
George Clooney is so smart, and so talented, and charming, and articulate, and he works hard, and he’s not a whinging douchebag… but George Clooney loves skanks.
Loving skanks is a dealbreaker.
PS. Why is her style so sh*t? What’s up with the hair? She CURLS HER BANGS!!!
PPS. Baja Fresh! I miss Baja Fresh! Have a tortilla soup today at Baja Fresh for me, will you?
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_Sarah_Larson_at_the_premiere_of_Leatherheads.aspx
I think this is a “f-you”
Again, if he dumps her now he’s a cad – the only way this could not have ended is 1) he really truly loves her, since his parents were there this may be true. George has said his relationships generally last 3-years then the woman grows tired of him not being around. The true test will be the next location film he does, if she travels with him. Assuming she’s still around.
2) Either GC or SL are in deep doo-doo and must be together since one or the other is being blackmailed, forced or contractually bound.
3) There’s just nothing better out there in his mind, he’s a man-whore and man-whore + woman-whore = happy
4) He’s whipped and she won’t let him dump her no matter what.
5) He’s behind the photo release to just get the roar over with and they are able to move forward with whatever sham they’re shoving down our throats. Sooner or later it will die down and his “model” will just be another girl with a past.
Oh Go Die
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/03/31/oh-go-die/
Here’s Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s hooker of a girlfriend, at the LA premiere of Leatherheads.
The photo agency has taken to identifying her as “Model Sarah Larson.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
She is not a model!!! She’s a fucking waitress!!! WHY DOES SHE GET TO MAGICALLY BE A MODEL NOW THAT SHE’S DATING GEORGE CLOONEY???
The world is just one big giant ball of injustices.
Cool dress, though. For a hooker.
@new kid
I think it is George who hasn’t lived up to his side of the contract. He was supposed to make her a star, that has yet to happen. That actually is not his fault, the public hates her and there’s nothing he can do about that.
I saw a clip from ET and goodness knows this woman should not speak publicly . I thank God she only said, no. She was looking at George during the interview, like she wanted to kick his ass. She will not be attending the rest of the premieres, thank goodness. They already have her excuse, she’s working.
You are right new kid, the negative publicity that Sarah Larson brings will definitely be the excuse for the low numbers at the box office. Every post about the premiere there’s negative comments about her and it takes over the whole post. People forget the movie.
@Julie – here’s a thought – “Cornish” is the author that is the gossip at your office … not someone who really knows what’s going on because if someone was THAT close to the source, they would know in a definitive way and their info would have been dead-on accurate. If there was someone really in-the-know they wouldn’t have hesitated to answer everyone’s questions. Accuracy would have been there too .. ex: Talley was almost 2 years ago, not recent. Let’s see, what else … oh yes – the Sarah charade is history.. yeah, that one was dead-on accurate.
Cornish never answered anyone’s questions about anything, just gave “word puzzles”. Would this author happen to work or submit articles for TIME magazine? Just a guess. There were many references to “writing” in Cornish’s last post – books, TIME, storyteller, script, turning new chapters …
Well, if Cornish is the author and GC is so “smitten” with her … I think she needs to take a cold shower and wake up to reality, because she was just made into a major fool!
What was really telling last night was that George, (& Sarah), arrived LATE.
He is NEVER late; he’s always early to deal w/the fans and do a lot of press.
LATE meant barely time to answer a lot of questions. And they didn’t go to the after-party. Went to Dan Tana’s instead. So George was good enough to bring Sarah with him, but smart enough not to allow people to ask too many questions. And I’d bet he/they didn’t stay for the whole movie.
I think he was caught off-guard by the release of the pictures. Otherwise he would never stiff the press for his own movie. I think someone wanted to hurt him badly. Now while he’s a good enough actor to look like he was having fun last night, it was sort of sickening to see Sarah just loving the attention. And getting all those photos taken of just herself.
No pics w/the parents. And, no, she wasn’t in Mayville. How hard last night must have been for the both of them. But they were there to support their son. They now know a lot more about Sarah, if they didn’t already know.
I can’t imagine all 4 of them staying together in George’s house!
And next question is whether he brings her to NY today for his week of press.
And the following week is London…
i think i said in a earlier post about the cornish that this was a game. here are a few articles that has appeared today. if true, they already have or will be making it legal.
now the choice lies in everyone hands, stay a fan, or walk away. david said it best, he could care less. he played a lot of people on this one. contract or no contract george does what george wants to do. there is no excuse for that one but the truth.
to use sarah as the blame for low box office numbers is lame. the low box numbers is CLOONEY’S problem. why? his choices. if i am not mistaken this is the second time he disrespected a colleague. sooner than later i would think hollywood is going to punch him in the face. if nothing else, it will get people to thinking and maybe steer clear of this disaster.
his aunt rosemary(god bless her soul) bared her soul, and told some things about herself. i truly feel she did that to keep others, and family (like her hard headed nephew george) from disaster. she must be turning over in her grave. sarah’s mom must have ulcers right now.
what do her siblings must think? there is no honor in what she did and definitely in the fiasco that her and george drummed up. contract and pr are some sorry ass lame excuses for what happened last night.
there are no excuses to be made. no “conspiracy theories” to contemplate. i am not a big renee zellweger fan, but she deserved far better than what she got. i am now a big fan for it took dignity and grace for what was thrown at her last night.
hollywood and the world that are based in reality will not forget last night too easily. i expect that media outlets courtesy of the pr machine george pays hard bucks for is going to spin us more bullshit. it is already happening. everyone who is enraged, just turned your back, and take the money you would normally spend on his movie and donate it to a charity that involves helping women. a charity that involves helping women to empowerment, and overcoming negative plights in their lives.
when you donate that money, do it with the intention of the following if all possible. i am turning a negative into a positive. each and every time, from this point on that we are subjected to a charade like this, from either george, or another celebrity; just take that $10 or so that you would have spent seeing their movie, and donate it to a worthy cause.
do not forget george loves attention and will at any cost seek it. just like now.
have a good day everyone!
here is more nonsense for your viewing enjoyment.
http://www.maltastar.com/pages/msrv/msfullart.asp?an=19960
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=552188&in_page_id=1773&ito=1490
I wasn’t going to comment about being there but since it seems someone else was there also I’ll say this….
Sarah was alone on the red carpet at the start because George got out of the car and immediately went across the street (darting thru evening rush hour traffic trailed by 4 security guards) to sign autographs for the fans who lined about a 1/2 city block.
He went down the line for about 15 minutes or so, crossed to the other side where a few fans were standing and signed for them also then went back to the red carpet. So that’s why she was standing alone.
Yes, I went just to see if she would be there and fuck, there she was. I could only shake my head at the absurdity of the entire situation.
George does look like he hasn’t slept in weeks. His skin was kind of pasty looking – not healthy at all. But he was very nice to the folks along the line, cracked some jokes about some of the photos he was being handed to sign, did seem genuinely concerned when some people started to get crushed from behind (I think he helped someone straighten up when they slipped) and signed as many autographs as possible.
Stan was right behind him the whole time, any closer and he’d have been a zit on George’s ass. LOL!
From the looks of it – most of the fans in the line haven’t got a clue of what he’s really like or what is going on and being said about Sarah.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Power
Could she be Cornish Game Hen ? Or the ONE, maybe CGH is a writer who works with her.
She works for TIME and she’s an author. She did interview George Clooney for the publication. Her name is powerful, get it Power.
well, i just took a look at etonline and saw some very unflattering photos of both sl and gc at the leatherheads premiere! in one, she looks exactly like a cartoon character with a huge grin and all those crooked teeth (hair is in fact still very reddish in a certain light) and gc looks comical as well. you know in the right lighting and FROM A DISTANCE, sure, they look glam. but up close. NO WAY. both looked kind of rough around the edges and frickin ordinary! whoever said he looked as if he hadn’t slept in weeks is probably right. the one photo of sl on the red carpet alone is hiliarous. the mary-tyler-moore ‘that girl’ pose! hilarious. did she toss a hat in the air? she looks positively star struck (with herself)!
@Julie – what is the author’s name – at least first name? Just for kicks…
Pulitzer Prize–winning Author; Lindh Professor of Practice of Global Leadership and Public Policy, Kennedy School of Government
Location Cambridge, MA
Age 36
HLS J.D. 1999
Exuding sexy virtue as she patrols the world for bad guys, Power has brought unprecedented attention to the scope and origins of genocide through her investigative reporting, including A Problem from Hell: America and the Age of Genocide (2002). The Irish-born Power and her gang of anti-genocide crusaders, including longtime intellectual ally Nicholas Kristof (42) and recent convert George Clooney, have spent the past two years prodding lawmakers to act on the crisis in Sudan, in part by reminding them of the horrifying consequences of earlier inaction. The Power effect manifests itself when world leaders listen up—President Bush (2) famously wrote “NOT ON MY WATCH” in the margin of a memo regarding a Power article on Clinton’s Rwanda failures—and even pick up their own phones to admonish recalcitrants, as Bush reportedly did in May with the Sudanese president.
However… Although she spent the past year as a foreign-policy advisor to Barack Obama (50), Power has proven more adept at drawing public attention to humanitarian crises than at changing policy.
Google hits 221,000 for “Samantha Power”; 15.9 million for “Angelina Jolie”
#25 David Javerbaum #27 James Dimon
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The above text from the Harvard 100 list
WTF??? Cornish, an explanation is due!! Was this a last minute change of plan? Because it is interesting that he arrived 2 hours early for the Oscars and was LATE to his own movie premiere last night and didn’t even attend his own afterparty. Think he knows the cat’s out of her bag now. Here, pussy! He probably figured one more run of the dog and pony show couldn’t hurt but didn’t want a barrage of questions for his poor co-stars. I think he just ruined their careers. Don’t expect to see him directing anytime soon. Who wants to bet she’ll be dumped very soon? Or will she be around for 12 more years? Oh, he really fucked himself over this time. Back to the drawing board. Time for team Clooney to drum up another girl who hopefully won’t unravel what remains of the rest of his life.
I was just thinking about doing that, happiness! Maybe people should just donate their ticket money to a charity in Vegas that helps women. I mean, I was just thinking about what you said in your post at the gym today!! Now I’ll definitely have to google Vegas charities.
Do you think “Shamrock Fiona” was dropping a hint??
Last I heard Samantha Power was married. And recently resigned from the Obama campaign for calling Hillary Clinton a “monster”. She was his foreign policy advisor. And she and Clooney do know each other and played basketball together. Originally from Ireland, though I don’t think she has an accent.
Although this Samantha gal is smart – I read an interview she did – she’s doesn’t have nearly the looks George would want.
And besides, she’s not a skank so she doesn’t fit the profile! LOL
There is a lot of negativity towards George on this site, and I think it comes from a lack of information about the whole situation. I am hoping that with a little bit of knowledge, some of the negativity towards him will be tempered with understanding or even compassion. I think he’s going through a difficult time right now and his actions are being misunderstood.
As you know, on this and on other sites, there have been references to a girl who has been identified as “the One” in his life. There has been such a girl. They met in the early eighties. She was a very pretty brunette, with a very kind and loving spirit. She came from a conservative family, went to private schools, and was classy, elegant and smart. She left an indelible mark on most people she met, George being one of them. He and his cousin Miguel Ferrer were friends of studio musicians she knew at the time, and she met him through them. He was just a struggling actor trying to get his career off the ground back then. She was a student, not a celebrity at all, although she had a genuine love of music and the arts, and did date some high profile people at the time, some actors and musicians. She and George did have a relationship. Without getting in to too many details, she decided that living in LA was not for her. She wanted to have children and a more meaningful life, in a less superficial environment. She married a young doctor and moved back East, raised kids and enjoyed being a mother. Through the years, she remained a friend and confidante to George, particularly in the difficult times. He loved and respected her. Recently, after about twenty years of marriage, she separated from her husband. Early last summer, George hoped she would consider a relationship again, but she decided she could not do that. This was very hard for him. She was his strength and his mainstay for a very long time. I think this recent cycle of reckless behavior, women, alcohol, etc., has just been an attempt to numb the pain of that loss and rejection.
For so many years, it seems that George has tried to be so many things for so many people: for his friends, he was the generous, fun loving leader of the rat pack; for his parents, he was the son who achieved critical acclaim; for his fans, he was the accessible, old-fashioned celebrity; and for the world at large, he was the man shedding light on important issues, like Darfur. Right now, approaching 50, he finds himself with a body that is aging, a spirit that is often depressed, and a heart that is alone. It’s now time for him to discover who he needs to be, for himself. Instead of picking him apart right now, it would be nice if people could reserve judgment, and give him the space to do just that.
@Anon2
Stacey
since i am not the same julie as the julie who works in a publishing company, i am adding an ‘x’ to differentiate between jthe julies posting here.
Just wanna–you didn’t take an enlarged image of sl ‘on the wall’ at the LV club for GC to sign?? that’s bound to happen sometime.
i actually think it’s possible that GC and Stan the man have no idea about the latest round of revealing photos of SL. white men can be so happy and clueless.
She looks cockier than ever in those photgraphs like she’s got the upper hand and he’s doomed. He may well make this legal, Marie Claire UK is saying that GC is quoted as saying “he thinks about marriage every other day.” (I’m handing out grains of salt for those who wish them.)
GC is probably tired from the whistle stop whore tour, SL looks pleased nay elated and f&cking full of herself, have you seen the picture where she’s got her ass out and she’s facing GC laughing like they’re so in love.
As for our lovely author-ess feeling GC is crushing on her, that’s GC. He makes every woman feel special, every woman feel like he’s flirting with her. (I know from experience, not first hand but watching him in a social situation. He couldn’t pick me out of a two person line-up, I don’t know him, I do have his address but for whatever good it does me.) He’s a flirt, he’s a man-whore and SL still has an expiration date, this red carpet crap looks like she’s the star, perhaps that’s the point.
SHE IS THE STAR. SHE WANTS TO BE THE STAR. THE CONTRACT SAYS SHE’S GOING TO BE A STAR. Come hell, high water or GC reputation.
http://www.jamd.com/search?text=George%20Clooney&assettype=g&assetid=80454212&partner=www.google.com
I didn’t see this post above, but I may need to clear cookies, this is the slide show of the premier. Go along there you’ll see the picture of her ass sticking out.
Also Getty only has pics of GC not SL.
Any press is good press if your name is spelt correctly, I guess.
Mar. 26, 2008
Copyright © Las Vegas Review-Journal
NORM: Larson bringing glamour home
Another day, another runway for rising model Sarah Larson.
Fresh from being a media darling at L.A. Fashion Week, George Clooney’s Academy Award date will add some starpower to the Clark County Medical Society Alliance Pucci Fashion Show on April 9.
Larson, who has made Las Vegas the base for her modeling career, will help unveil Pucci’s spring collection at the Four Seasons Hotel.
At Los Angeles, she modeled Ashley Paige swimwear.
The event will benefit The Shade Tree, which helps women and children who find themselves in crises.
Took this from a poster on another blog. Just a different point of view:
Unfortunately, this relationship started off w/a lie. And then it takes another lie to cover the previous lie, etc., etc.
It’s possible that what started out as a relationship built by a pr machine became bigger than they could handle — plus they didn’t check her out thoroughly. And the motorbike accident made “them” a huge item — which was never planned for.
It’s also possible that what started out as an attraction between 2 people who just wanted fun & sex, morphed into the “model” lie just to get the press off their backs. Unfortunately, and stupidly, he forgot that he was a major star whose every move, photo, etc. is analyzed. And then the press made it the “great love story”, and thus even more focus on them/HER. And then came more lies.
I actually feel very sorry for George, because I don’t believe he truly wanted this “thing” to become such a major lie. He was stupid in his choice of a girlfriend, but I don’t think he fully expected that people would so grab hold of this — or that the internet had so much info on her which he may not truly have believed was out there. This is his personal life, after all. He didn’t steal or murder anyone. He is still the same person who wants to make good films. The same person who has passion for his political causes. The same person who is known by most people as an all around good guy. He has the right to do with his personal life whatever he wants. But not in the era of 24-hr media & internet coverage. No actor can really have a personal life any more. And obviously he’s made a fortune from his career and has houses, etc. But it’s sad that he and all actors have lost the right to keep some things “personal”.
I’m seeing headlines in a French and Malta paper saying she’s his fiance’ I wonder if we’ll see another Stan announcement? I wonder if this is true?
http://www.clooneystudio.com/clooney_always_fun_guy.html
A few women “knew” him with musicians…I always love “someone knew someone who told me that they heard….”
If he’s been pining for 20 years and is only now realizing that a married woman with children isn’t interesting in him then he’s more stoopid than I thought.
We (most of us) have the one who got away but we move on, we wonder why and sometimes get the chance to try again but really now.
I asked a friend of mine who is a professional psychic what she thought and she said 30 days or less, they may get engaged but never married then break off the engagement IF SHE SAYS YES. That he may ask but most likely she’ll say no, that SL feels there is more out there than GC.
We’ll see, Cornish crapped out maybe Faye will be correct.
That or I’ll consult my magic 8 ball.
@Katie – as much as I might sympathize with someone who loved and lost (and lost again if your info is to be believed) … there are other ways to express that disappointment. But I never have understood the mechanisms of depression.
I’ve never understood that emotion. I’ve never understood how someone could get so wrapped up in another person that they would make such serious errors in judgment. I guess because, for the most part, I keep a positive attitude. I always look at disappointments as learning experiences and I hope that I will continue to do so.
George has a pretty damn good life. He’s gotten exactly what he wanted – fame. He also had the respect of many of his fans. But those of us who truly admired him and respected him and his efforts, are reeling from all these revelations of what goes on in his private life.
No one is perfect — I understand that. But the expectation is that if you are going to be the type of person who tries to bring to light the lack of ethics of others, the plight of people who are being slaughtered and want to make commentary in his films that are of social and political value, then he has to be careful not to be the ‘do as I say – not as I do’ type of person.
For someone who has supposedly been rejected by the love of his life – he seems to be finding no problem burying himself in a relationship with another person.
Maybe he’s like one of those people that I’ve also never understood. Too often, unfortunately, I’ve heard comments from women who say, “I’d rather be with this person (no matter how badly I’m being treated – or in George’s case no matter how much uproar it might cause – including being ridiculed in the press) than to be alone.” If you can’t be alone – if you always have to have others in your life to make you feel whole – then there is more wrong with George than just dating skanks and being depressed from a “lost love.”
Perhaps you are correct in your estimation that he has tried to be too many things to too many people. But the only person who can fix that is George.
By the way, on one of the entertainment shows they asked Sarah if she was going to Europe for the foreign premieres, her answer being, “no”. And George quickly replied that “she can’t she’s working”, (or gotta work, don’t remember exactly).
It’s come to this. Just spent 10 mins of my scarce ‘free’ time looking for an ‘ass out’ photo!
NK — Clicked on link above, but didn’t see any slideshow. Still out of ass, in other words. I also looked on wireimage, but it’s possible their logo slapped across the ‘free’ subscription photos covered the ass up.
Katie — Tantalizing. When will we know her name? As to GC ‘recent’ turn downhill, most here don’t find anything recent at all about his preference for strippers and go go dancers. Still, your concern is touching. No really.
Cindy, Cindy, Cindy. Past age 40, never wear 5-inch strappy heels that show your simian footpads. You’ve been padding around on those suckers for decades, and they’re no longer pretty. What do I have to do to talk some fashion sense in to you? God awful green dress. Too long, which makes you look matronly! Face still looks killer though!
Anyone besides me notice that GC exuded a genuine warmth and happiness around Zellweger? Nothing forced about it; just real. I don’t see that with SL (although he also looks happy with her too, just that it looks less natural/genuine). With Zellweger, he just radiates happiness.
video of gc and sl coming out of dan tana’s in west hollywood last night.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/01/clooney-in-godfather-part-iv/
Woah, woah, woah. DON’T kick the messenger. You are ALL so wrong, so please stop speculating. I am just parlaying information for another party that IS involved. The problem here is that the magician tripped HIM up and then she tripped HERSELF up. Love doesn’t work through control freaks, which both of them are. Consider this all a necessary precursor. A NECESSARY precursor neither one was expecting. George was hurting so badly last night he could have cried. So were everyone else there that didn’t know what was going on with him or this hated woman. For whatever it’s worth, be it tomorrow, next month, next year, it will happen. Sarah is the learning tool, much to the behest of the “One”. It’s ripping her heart out just as much as it’s ripping out his dignity, but keep fingers crossed he won’t drop over the edge. This was a necessary pit stop that the other party not only didn’t anticipate, it couldn’t be surmounted. They’re both half over the edge and only faith on their behalf and your behalves coupled with a sense of humor and another sense of “piss off” will get everyone through it. You can see in Sarah’s face leaving Dan Tana’s she knew it was taking a toll and in a very hurtful way. It is the Magician’s fault, so to speak. Passion will do that to any being. Haven’t you all been in situations with a lover that tore you to shreds and once you gave it up, it all came swimming right back?? Love isn’t controlled by any of us. It’s a third party, if you will, that dictates the way but human will screws it up more often than not. It’s not in YOUR hands. It’s not in HIS hands. It’s not in HER hands. It’s not in OUR hands. It’s in “what is”. Come on, someone MUST have experienced that kind of spiritual plane, no? Forgive me, I will put no time parameters now or never. I am sorry that I ever did. That was an oversite of hubris on my behalf, not on his behalf, not on her behalf. This weekend’s chaos threw EVERYONE for a loop and over the weekend so many different game plans were discussed. If anyone had an ulcer, it was Stan. Don’t you think it odd he (GC) came late and didn’t stay to schmooze afterwards? Was that foreseeable? That was him losing his faculties. That was him confused as hell by the necessary pit stop. He’s as much under the spell that she (not SL) is. It’s enough to drive anyone absolutely MAD. Sorry it’s doing it to you all, too. But don’t throw your poison arrows at the messenger, me. Donate your monies, if you will. I Told you she wouldn’t be there for the tour back east and she wasn’t. Sorry if a contract was extended. Sorry if love wasn’t enough to control the ever-controlling Clooney. It wasn’t in my hands. Magician was just testing the waters. And the waters aren’t yet ripe enough to part the way for the “One”. All I can say is that the human will is a powerful, but fucked up thing. It’d be so much better if everyone knew how to surrender, including Clooney.
Forgive?
Kelly-Michelle (04:08:07) :
I was just thinking about doing that, happiness! Maybe people should just donate their ticket money to a charity in Vegas that helps women. I mean, I was just thinking about what you said in your post at the gym today!! Now I’ll definitely have to google Vegas charities.
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you are so welcome kelly -michelle. also there los angeles charities that are working to improve women lives. also look into southern states places small, but closer to bigger metropolitan cities. i say that for especially in the south there is still where young girls have the ideology that they are of no worth.
organizations that work to empower girls and women to be of substance, and high self esteem. that it is not between the legs is what going to get them somewhere in life. i apologize to anyone that took offense to that statement, but it is the truth.
if there is anything i can take from this fiasco is that it spells out is that this is the way to go to be successful. WRONG! women have to work harder to be taken seriously in this world, and people wonder why? i have no clue.(lol)
i also do not buy this story that katie wrote earlier. how convenient. this is not going to save his box office, or people to ease up. why? he is known for his arrogance, and fuck you i will do what i want to do. he also is known to like women who will drop everything at his beck and call. can we say krista allen?
did not “cornish hen” give reference to a script? this is all mind games. i think it is time for mr. clooney to come clean up close and personal.
give him some space? well damn his soul! he set this circus up from the beginning. no one begged him to. he got his ass beat on this one. take it like a adult, come clean, get help, and get your head together MR. GEORGE CLOONEY. he cannot have it the way he wants. his crown has been temporarily repossessed until further notice.
if he was rejected it is because of the lifestyle, and his choices. some people do not like this kind of lunacy,and drama. if you do, then IN MY OPINION there is something seriously amissed. he is like millions of others in los angeles. permanently hooked into soap opera drama, and insanity.
he wants privacy then there is only one solution-REHAB, AND THERAPY. god bless the boy. he is going to need it. he can blame no one but himself.
jmo
Know that prayer is where we ask the questions. Meditation is where we find the answers. If you want to know, then pray for them. Because one of them (ahem) is not praying himself.