From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
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THE HOLLYWOOD GRIND
Sarah Larson Scandal
Posted on March 28, 2008 at 10:07 am (PST) | No Comments
When George Clooney (46) started getting serious with Sarah Larson (29), a lot of people came forward with allegations that Sarah was very slutty, and was even alleged by some to have been a call girl, but no one has had any evidence of that … until now. A month after Sarah met George, she took the photos above and below in July of 2007. Photo source lastnightsparty.com.
Sarah is a living doll. Just put a quarter in her slot, and she’ll do whatever you want, which is why George keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket at all times.
A picture of one of her party “friends” with a tampon string hanging out of her pantyless crotch… If there were ever a need for a strategically placed “star” that photo definitely warrants it.
I seriously did not think it could get any worse than Sarah’s initial crotch shots – seems I was wrong. As I said before, show me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are. Hell just froze over because I can think of nothing else to say.
. .. . Hollywood . .. that was cold .. .
After viewing all pictures..I will never…never silicone my breast..lol.
WouHou!! The scrotch festival!!
This is not fair…you are disgusting.
I don’t know wich one of you hate her so much….and why.
Enough to go to view each party one by one for finaly find THE party where Everybody was on ‘speed’ and more for sure…you go far.
The Dionysiaques Bacchanales…lol…anyway.
Cornish..(or whoever you are)…I hope you are satisfied …Do you sniffed enought shit?? …no you whant more..for sure.
Brie…WouHou !! so you finaly can make more evil to someone than you received from your 2nd cousin….don’t you realise that there is no key here for you?
So What next ?
WB : this is really the most sad story I never cross in my life…And I can’t do nothing to help…I can’t deal whis this type of injustice…this is free….gratuitous like mob violence.
Someone wait this girl with a gun.
After pary community….All big shit ever.
Ever notice these bitches are wearing the same clothes/uniform in these videos (and pics)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article429870.ece
In some other photos I saw of SL, she and some girl were removing their clothing in the shower and they both had on those little black uniforms underneath. You can’t tell me these were from a night of fun. These were photos of them on the job. I have an inkling someone’s gonna sell ever more to the tabloids. Especially if the dudes at the events are the ones snapping the photos. I am just dying to see more videos of them giving bj’s on the job. I’m feeling lucky it’ll happen very soon.
So these photos on last night’s party. All the credentials and the lanyards on the dudes say “944.com” if you look closely. Wonder if there’s more photos there?
Woman in photo 9 looks like a tranny. Woman in photo 43 or 44, with all the tats, looks like she crawled out of a gutter and started sucking on that bottle.
More lesbians making out in photo 10.
Oooooooh yuck. Keep posting guys!! Even if it’s reported they’re broken up, I wanna hear more dirt on the hooker!
Charlie – I think we know who’s sniffing by your wondrously grammatically incorrect sentences.
Everyone else – cool your jets. She won’t be there Monday, either. GC would never add insult to injury to RZ after coaxing her into making this picture by buying her one beauteous diamond bracelet. He’s not into being rude to his ex’s by any means, and certainly not by having her play along with a terrible error in judgment. So, relax.
Whatever photos come up with this SL from here on out, just notice whatever they’re doing or showing, GEORGE is not in them.
:)
Well, there’s a sad ending here…
eheheheh – Cornish – what kind of powerful, meaningful, important, clever, deeply fell in love lady would have this kind of dirty, liar man (Clooney) around her? A sick “ONE”? Or there’s a pretty cheap boy behind the scene?
Just curious ;-)
Ps: it’s not the same (ugly) dress from the Rome Event – and maybe it’s not her in the last modelling photo, I guess
Love to you all
Charlie I take it back – I do have something else to say.
I’ll only speak for myself since I do not know the motivations or expectations of anyone else on this board.
First, I don’t hate Sarah. It is impossible to hate someone who does not affect your own life personally. I do however, have no respect for her because of her ACTIONS. As I said before, I never had any issue with her looks because she does have some good qualities in regard to them. She is a bit too thin, but it is to be expected of someone who says she aspires to be a model.
I was offended by her photos because she perpetuates the stereotype that women are nothing but commodities to be bought and sold. This is evident by her actions. And my objections to her actions came because her association with George taints him and brings into question his ability to make rational decisions.
If he can’t make rational decisions in his personal life, how can anyone trust he is making rational decisions with his professional life (his business) or more importantly to me, in his charitable endeavors (which IS my business)?
Whenever someone asks for my support in a situation as serious as Darfur, then he or she had better be someone whose opinions of the situation I could not only understand by wholeheartedly support. By associating with Sarah and with these revelations of her past, no one is paying any attention to what he might try to say about the situation in Darfur. Which is damaging to the people there – why? Because they need serious help and his association is not helping – not when he parades a skank like Sarah around for photo ops.
The comments in this forum have been very harsh – but Sarah brought this type of reaction on herself by her choice of profession and her choice of associations.
George – being so well recognized is going to bring a glaring light into any aspect of any woman’s life who dates him. For him to choose so badly is very sad.
I hope this relationship IS history and that George takes a ‘breather’ to really evaluate what he wants and more importantly, why he continues to choose these type of women.
There is no way anyone can defend either of them and Charlie, I’m surprised that you still continue to do so. I agree, there is a mob mentality that overtakes this board at times – but those pictures are pretty disgusting. But I look at people who live that type of life as people who have lost themselves. I suspect that alcohol and/or drugs fuel this type of behavior – but it certainly doesn’t excuse it.
What is also sad for me is that often the internet is good at highlighting the bad that is found in this country and not enough of the good.
The US is not just about porn and parties and an unending string of decisions based solely on greed and avarice.
There are many beautiful places and people in this country. People who are beautiful in spirit. I have found many people I have met to be kind, caring and truly concerned with how our country is perceived in the world. Too often those aspects of our country are overlooked or not highlighted by the media (and often in this forum in particular).
Sarah Larson will be forgotten and her photos will not be of any consequence, but she will become another false representation of what women are like in this country. And that to me is the saddest part of all.
Personally, I don’t care what SL does with George, magazines, other girls,
or anything else for that matter-but I really wish she would do something with that stringy, greasy hair!!!!!
To Charlie: what is your problem?!
I posted articles written as is from IMDB which were verbatim. Thought they were crude and felt some sympathy for Sarah and alot for her family.
How in your mind does this relate to a statement that I made that George is not a pedophile?! Wou Hou!! You are a little twisted, mama!
fark-lurker – i haven’t laughed that hard in a long, long while. thanks! who are these labia shaving, tampon-string wearing vermin and where do they come from? do they live under rocks and come out at night? they must have relatives — surely someone knows something about this ‘culture’. ewwww……it still just blows my mind that someone who actually graduated from college could be a part of this. i don’t get it.
charlie — we put up a good fight, but even i will admit defeat in the face of incontrovertible evidence! come on, it is now just too plain to see that we were on the wrong side of the fence all along. i don’t hear ‘gloating’ so much as ‘that’s appalling’ and they are right!
i do have one question though — everyone said the dry humping photo was taken ‘a month’ after meeting GC. but the first time we saw that dress was in Rome, and at that point they had been dating WAY longer than one month. so something isn’t adding up for me. either it’s not the dress and the photo really was taken at the time they say it was…or…
there’s probably some way to find out for sure. umm,
new kid (aka our ‘golden retriever’)?
Julie, you found the bikini pics…I didn’t post those url because I wasn’t 100% sure they were of SL.
As for the dress, I think that pretty much vouches the fact that GC ain’t buying her a damn thing. SL is paying her own way for everything but her “appearance fees.”
I looked at the 944.com site, nothing that sticks out (sorry) but I’m sure if there were photos 944 will be selling them to the highest bidder. As for timing, something in me feels that this was planned.
GC on tour, SL being taken down. He comes back home to a fresh slate, so to speak. Most of the world doesn’t know or care about his reputation only that he’s GC sex symbol that was taken advantage of by THIS WOMAN. Also I STILL feel if the bike accident hadn’t happened she’d have been gone long ago. This is a case of something staying past it’s fresh by date.
I’ll bet all television press has been given a list of questions GC won’t answer, anyone taking the sucker bet that SL is number 1?
I chose Brunhilde on purpose exactly for the reason in wikipedia.
I know we’ve all done things not thinking them through and not taking into consideration for our future and where the things/photographs might be brought back as evidence but I have NO sympathy for SL. These aren’t college beer bong pictures or even tapes made in privacy that an old flame released. SL was paid, did these things knowingly even if she were under the influence.
I have no doubts there are more pictures and they will be printed very soon, it only takes one to release the genie from the bottle.
Hollywood Reporter (Industry trade paper read by most of Hollywood)
http://www.reuters.com/article/filmNews/idUSN2834884920080328?sp=true
By Kirk Honeycutt
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) – George Clooney’s “Leatherheads” is a movie you want to like. The Roaring ’20s costumes, sets and music all look terrific, and a story about the early days of professional football — a sport then relegated to college play — is a fresh movie subject.
(snip)
Clooney’s character — part Clark Gable, part Cary Grant, part you name it — is too shifty and conniving to be a rogue gentleman. Zellweger’s goes way too misty-eyed at the prospect of marriage to fulfill the Rosalind Russell role. And Krasinski spends the entire movie being manipulated rather than allowed to assert a nature that is perhaps more heroic than he’s given credit for.
But Clooney, the film’s director and star, can’t make up his mind how to approach the story. One minute it’s a romantic comedy. Then it switches to slapstick, then to screwball comedy before sliding into Frank Capra territory with a crusading female reporter and a phony hero before settling on a gridiron version of “The Natural,” a tall tale about how legends are made. It’s all over the place but never feels comfortable in its own period clothes.
I get to go to a screening on April 4th – I may not go.
This doesn’t bode well for GC, the SL pics, bad reviews from peers, future projects on hold due to both poor previous box office and the past and potential strikes (actors may strike in June.)
With his documented bouts of depression (urls I won’t post) my guess is he’ll retreat to Italy and hide all summer. Probably best to be out of the public eye and hope most forget his horrible beginning of 2008.
From Variety: Another Hollywood Trade Paper
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117936645.html?categoryid=31&cs=1&nid=2562
In his third spin behind the camera, George Clooney attempts one of the hardest things there is to do — re-create the fizz of old Hollywood screwball comedies — and creates just a mild buzz. “Leatherheads,” a larky romp about the early days of professional football, aims only to please and proves perfectly amiable, but ultimate effect is one of much energy expended to minimal payoff. Arch and funny in equal measure, this looks like a theatrical non-starter that Clooney fans and football devotees might be tempted to check out down the line on DVD or on the tube.
it’s not the same dress, just a similar pattern. if you look at the rome dress, the neck trim is charcoal gray, but in the ‘wall’ photo, the neck trim is white. both have what appears to be either a flamestitch or crochet pattern and somewhat similar colors. the rome dress does not have bright pink in it, btw, and the ‘wall’ dress does. which means it is possible that the wall photo was indeed taken a month after she met GC. pretty sure the guy in the photo was/is(?) her Vegas boyfriend.
@Julie: I needed the laugh! My boss calls me “Fletch” (really bad movie with Chevy Chase being a private eye)
http://gawker.com/373388/shock-celebs-galpal-secret-scenester
You may think that George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson is an innocent sweetheart, on account of how she is a former cocktail waitress now dating a rich celebrity with a few years on her, but you’d be wrong. Star tracked down secret photos that expose the real Sarah Larson as a girl who got drunk and wore bikinis. Amusingly, the photos are from Merlin Bronques’ hiptard party/porn site, Last Night’s Party. The real shame here is that George Clooney is dating a Blue States Lose target. [Star]
These are the posted dates on the two “slide shows” NSFW!
Las Vegas Rehab II
Posted by Bronques on July 4, 2007 5:29 PM
Las Vegas: The 944 Anniversary Suite
Who needs sleep? The heat got to our heads… Badges, Passes, Packages, Rides, Itineraries, Wristbands etc……
Posted by Bronques on July 2, 2007 5:08 PM
(Never let me get bored (g))
he dated Las Vegas media mogul Ryan Doherty, who owns 944 magazine, for about a year, but that was before George walked into her life.
Sarah, 29, met the Oscar winner at the premiere of Ocean’s 13 at the CineVegas film festival on June 7, 2007; there was a party for the cast at Moon. As luck would have it, Sarah served him drinks.
An insider says that George, 46, was so smitten that he tracked down the manager, Daryl, and begged him to let Sarah leave work early to hang out with him. “And everyone knows you don’t say no to George,” the Palms insider tells PageSix.com.
From an archived page of Celebrity Mound though probably found elsewhere.
And now for a change of pace:
Star Exclusive: They Did It! Brad & Angelina Tie The Knot!
Posted March 29, 2008 @7:45pm/ET
It’s official!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got hitched earlier today, Saturday, March 29, in New Orleans.
Jolie, who is pregnant with twins, has been dating Pitt since 2005. The couple share four children together: Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3; and Shiloh, 1. This is Angelina’s third marriage and Brad’s second.
Story developing!
NK: Just in case you are referring to this photo: http://www.lastnightsparty.com/rehab2/slides/IMG_2705.html
I don’t think it is of SL. I threw that in there to show the moral rectitude that prevailed at the party. Hah!
The new raunchy photos of Sarah were taken after she met George. And, the guy in the photos is her “ex” boyfriend Ryan Doherty. Look here: secondarybits.blogspot.com
Way is being cleared now for the “One”. Mark me, it will happen/is happening. Can’t say when a private or public acknowledgment will be on the books – only TIME is the greatest story teller, but keep looking into what I’ve said in the past. Some bits of the way the stage has been set are eerily good!!! Like a well written script!
:)
Turning new chapters always make me smile!!
It’s been fun, DeadC! See you on the flip side!
Charlie, get help, fast, before its too late. You ramble, attack, make slurs and call names and you have an appalling inability to just let others enjoy what you enjoy, a different opinion.
You cant defend this as youthful indulgence, these pictures were taken in July of last year, and according to Stan’s date book, she’d been dating George since June, hmmm. Of course, we know that’s a lie. It hasn’t been a year since these were taken, she’s almost 30 with a college education, what’s her excuse for this behavior, she’s not a college student on spring break, and being drunk is no excise, no one should get THAT drunk.
I don’t see how you can explain this away. Sure they aren’t the worse pictures out there, but they certainly don’t show a classy, smart, well educated young woman earning a good salary and keeping her self respect and dignity.
new kid do you think George begged Brad and Angie to get married so their story would take the spotlight off of what could be a media frenzy now that Sarah’s third mystery has been revealed? (Her past, her crotch, her dry humping?) LOL
Thanks for all the info – most enlightening.
I wonder where SL’s loyal defenders are now? No comments from them, telling us that WE are the sick ones for bashing SL? How does it feel now to try and tell all of us that we are the haters of SL and then find out your precious neice, daughterm sister, friend, cousin, is truly a skanky two-bit whore? Where is SL’s family to defend her when she truly needs them? Probably hiding their heads in the sand as well they should be. Embarrassed? They certainly should be. Humbled because you defended that piece of skank with no class? I sure hope so. I eagerly await the day when ALL of SL’s defenders/supporters, etc, come back and apologize for jumping all over us like they did. And if they don’t, we’ll know where SL really gets her “class”, or lack of, from.
People is now saying no wedding…
I think the ONLY thing to knock SL off the headlines is a “brangelina” wedding.
I’d pay to be a fly on the wall for the first call after the pictures came to light. Heck, I’d pay to be a fly on the wall when SL had to call Auntie Sue and mommy to tell them they pics were out, or did they call her?
I wonder if there’s any part of this woman we’ve not yet seen. As for “the one” if GC is seen with any woman in a romantic sense for at least the next year he’s an idiot. He needs to go away, hide, go to Italy, whatever or even haul out the porn actress friend with benefits that was “the one” prior to SL being “the one” who was not quite the french chick who was “the one.”
I need a flow chart. Or a life.
Here THEY are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scroll down to February 26, 2008.
http://www.thechimp.net/labels/Boldfacers.html
Just when you thought you had seen enough to make you vomit, between her snatch pictures and rolling around like a pig in dirt licking a magazine, being penetrated in a bar, we now have STILL PHOTOS of “ANYTHING FOR MONEY AN FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME” Sarah Larson!! Wew!!!! Now we can build such a lovely Clooney family photo album of the wonder twat!!! His escort is building such a treasured resume!!! George, we said it before and we’ll say it again if you haven’t already: DUMP YOUR TRASH!!!! She’s sooo disgusting it’s not funny anymore.
How about that photo in the link above? She looks like she has cum dribbling off her chin. I will bet any money there are photos of her out there like that, too! Enjoy everyone!!
Cornish game hen – now I’m starting to think you are GC!
“Way is being cleared now for the “One”. Mark me, it will happen/is happening.”
What – the “One” is now divorced so GC/you can start going out with her in public?
“Can’t say when a private or public acknowledgment will be on the books – only TIME is the greatest story teller, but keep looking into what I’ve said in the past.”
Yeah ok, TIME magazine will write a piece on it. TIME magazine did the great write-up on GC/you in order to counteract the Radar article…
“Some bits of the way the stage has been set are eerily good!!! Like a well written script!”
It will all be played out like a well written script. Rightio – someone else must have writen it in order for it to be good, not by you/GC. Kidding! :-)
“Turning new chapters always make me smile!!”
Good – if you are GC, glad you are finally getting your shit together. Whilst it has been fun reading and writing about this, watching you/GC look like a complete and utter fool is not much fun after a while…
“It’s been fun, DeadC! See you on the flip side!”
What’s the flip side? Face-to-face instead of cyberspace?
WTF is going on? Who collects this third grade art?? Clooney’s being whored out and I don’t like it! It’s like double the humiliation.
http://www.brandywoodstudio.com/INTHENEWS.htm
http://www.brandywoodstudio.com/collectors.htm
Look. I know our country has its own deep-seeded issues involving Puritanical values that are lost on our European counterparts — they can’t understand why we freak out about nudity and profanity and the like. But clearly, in this case, the issue is self-respect: those who possess it, and those who do not.
I look at the newly-revealed photos of Sarah and see a girl who is no longer the one DeadC portrays, her hippyville days as a regular kid from Washington — going to school, hanging out with friends, quarreling with her boyfriend — in short, probably the most normal (and maybe boring) of existences . . .
Until one day. On this day SL becomes the girl we are now coming to know, someone who was introduced into a superficial world in which men convince her that she can have the life of her dreams: an exciting, glamorous life, because she possesses a certain type of attractiveness (and willingness to embarrass herself) coveted by this vegas party scene. She no longer feels like she is just some kid from Kent, she’s given the keys to castle, baby! She feels like she’s “arrived”.
The sad part is that I can understand her reasoning. This new identity as a n9ne girl makes her feel like “somebody”, and that’s a hard thing to walk away from, however degrading it may seem to us. It’s just sad to see that she sold her respect for herself in exchange for a superficial identity given to her by others on the scene. These others? Men who see these girls as nothing more than entertainment, sex props — in my opinion, this is the part that is most disturbing about the entire drama: all of the young women out there with self-esteem so shaky that they are all a hop, skip and jump away from becoming the next SL.
Sarah’s defenders most likely were unaware of her true nature and of course, the existence of those damning photos. Her family (if those who posted here truly were family members) were most likely not privy to her life now and may have been defending the girl they knew then. Which is probably true in most families.
In the best of worlds that means they are loyal and will defend one of their own to the end – in the worst case scenario – they are most likely mortified that they defended someone with such low morals and self respect and therefore, are now keeping silent.
DeadC took a lot of heat for posting the info on her here and yet, we now find, his comments were tame in comparison to what the real truth has become.
I think many of us may have skeletons in our closets that we would not like brought out into the open. I admit to actions while in college that would probably make my family cringe and yes, drinking too much was one of them. But what I learned from that experience was that in the end one needs to grow up and take responsibility for ones actions. That’s where the Sarah’s of the world fail. They think that life is just a continual party and that excessive indulgence is acceptable to all. Yes, it may make you a lot of money, but at what cost?
Sarah, with these new revealing pictures, is being vilified. But, would we really care at all had she not been with George? Of course not. Obviously, the whole world would not have had access to the photos had she not dated George and perhaps her actions could have gone unnoticed and uncommented upon. But that’s the funny thing about life – too many keep forgetting that — one day – an action today may come back to haunt you tomorrow. Is this a wake up call for her? Pretty harsh, but sometimes karma is like that – a cold bucket of water in your face.
Will she dry off and change her ways? Who knows? Who really cares?
I’m with Cornish Hen – soon – either THE ONE or more likely ANOTHER ONE will take her place. Our attention will be drawn away. Hopefully, it won’t be another train wreck that takes it’s place. Because George sure has had his share of them. But I guess if you keep jumping on the train that keeps running in circles around the tree you’ll never really get anywhere new anyway.
Cornish Game Hen, if you come back, talk regular, ‘kay?
(lol)
Part of the issue is that this one was splayed over the press by GC himself, he practically f&cked her on the restaurant tables, had pda in public and brought her everywhere that was important, except to the U.N. If GC had kept SL on the down low as he had with other women in his life no one would be as eager to take SL down. The photos would still have come out but I doubt there would have been such an uproar.
I wonder if Nick & Nina have reacted to this either to George or to SL.
For the rest of his life this child is going to be in, referenced and shown with him during the most important moments of his life. The most important awards he’s received post-oscar. He’ll have to live with this – assuming he even cares, he may see this as one big joke and be behind the release of the photographs.
For the rest of SL “modeling” career and life whenever she crawls back into mainstream press she’ll be noted as GC former love/gf, former 9er, former slut, former nude model, former whatever unpleasant term the yellow press decides is the current derogatory term is for women of clouded past.
Oh and Melissa (oops did I type that) your posts are amusing :)
Whomever posted the Brandy Wood art link – she and Sarah are business partners (verified) they own a corporation together so I’m guessing this is where/how/why GC is involved.
I was also so bored I looked at her property records – nice place for a condo. BTW, bought way before GC. (verified – the sale/records that is.)
New kid – who is Melissa – Cornish Game Hen???
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=87788589
Feh, private – give me time
Hey Cornish…I’m french…so come to speak with me in french..will be my pleasure to answerd to you…connard.
Brie : I said that to show to you how easy it is to take advantage of someone by using his past….you see, apparently it works.
Justwana : reasoning ( I think it is the good word) it is what your doing actually with me, so you can’t ignore that the ‘double-edged’ of this situation , especially for SL – as the actual GC’s girl – you can’t ignore the impact on her private life, today and tomorrow.
And what is her crime ? Dating GC…well brought up bill.
Revelation of her past?? we all having past.
Anyway…my english is not enought advanced to debate with you correctly.
Yes I do support SL.
I will never agree with mob violence mood of the mass when times come to crucify someone like this.
You speak about Darfour?
Start in your country, in your life, and after you could peharps help the other society.
Charlie
(For people who don’t know me , I’m french ..so..when you evaluate my english, try to express it in french, my language..will see if you are so bright)
Charlie: I’m sure the French translation of what you wrote makes more sense.
slutty tramp cheating on George:
http://www.zimbio.com/Sarah+Larson+and+George+Clooney/articles/109/New+Racy+Photos+Sarah+Larson+Ex+Boyfriend
http://www.thespec.com/News/CanadaWorld/article/242499
Cornish …is this the one?
“George Clooney dating Italian heiress Gianna Elvira Cantatore ”
I know this was about 2 yrs ago but she does have a powerful name!
makes me truly sad that…being G.C. who he is now days, and the great family he comes from, and after all the woman he has dated or at least slept with, he decides to pimp-out this one …omg..i think is this POP-FICTION! omg omg I FINALLY GOT IT! we’re all being mind-fucked!
anyway, maybe he wants to help the girl out and the whole “dating” thing is just the cover -up.
“one can only hope”
@Charlie
Behavior and actions done a few months ago cannot be referred to as the past. They are too recent and has anything changed from the hoohaa photos to the current photos? NO!
Lynch mob ? I used to defend Sarah, until the hoohaa shots came out. The pictures showed a woman who was proud of what she was doing. I can’t support or defend that. That woman in the crotch shot photo is who she is in a nutshell.
@Cornish Game Hen
I still think you are Clooney/Kutcher messing with us. There is no “ONE”.
Blackmail is my new theory. I think he was carting her around because someone has/had something on him. The contract was for six months, he paid the price, but they are going to keep sticking him whatever chance they get. Those photos have been on the Internet since July and no one bothered to point them out until the weekend before his movie comes out? Someone tried for one last withdrawal from the Bank of George, he said no, and they went to the press. The “friend” made her out to be such a big “whore”. My favorite line, That is not the Sarah we know on the red carpet with George Clooney minding her manners…. I am pretty sure this is only the beginning of more nonsense to come out to embarass George Clooney. Fortunately for him, he does have time off to escape and get himself together. He better start making fun of the situation before it gets out of control. That will be the only way to stop the negative press against him.
I always forget this spin: Personal sabotage ! George Clooney could be trying to ruin his own public image by dating this girl. Remember what happened with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Tom was all over the place, acting goofy, saying crazy things and shortly thereafter he lost his contract with his studio. Or was he fired? Only to be picked up by another studio with a more lucrative deal and more behind the scenes work. People thought he was nuts. Notice we didn’t have much controversy from Mr. Cruise last year at all. Well the Scientology tape was old.
George “I don’t want to get married” Clooney picked chick with a helluva background, who makes him look bad every day. Kissing publicly, groping, taking her to events he should have taken his parents to. He looks crazy for picking this chick and flaunting her publicly, but he has his work with Darfur and the UN Messenger of Peace, so he can’t take this where he really wants to. He needs to maintain some credibilty for his humantarian work, so he has to ditch her, hoping he has caused enough damage to make the studio owners fire him, then he can get another contract with another studio as well. ( shit, they maybe a done deal already) He didn’t want to do White Jazz and managed to get out of that. The studio wants him to do more movies as an actor as opposed to a director/producer and he doesn’t. I believe the studio put a halt on his production company, probably what pissed him off. Can someone confirm that ?
How about that for a new angle.
Cruise was let go aka fired…he bought UA and started his own studio with his former agent. He’s also back in talks to go back to Paramount/Viacom (from where he was fired.)
Rumors abound about the fate of Smokehouse but I doubt it will get terminated, it will probably not be renewed. I think you’re spot on with the thoughts of GC somehow being behind either directly or indirectly the well timed release of the photographs. A sinking film with bad peer reviews having such reviews diverted by the “sudden” appearance of the photos that have been around since 2007 (and earlier.) It may suddenly not be his fault the film tanked, hey look at the publicity THAT WOMAN caused. He’s still teflon, but not for long.
The only thing left is a long lost husband who shows up – – – –
Too many business ventures, “friends” and publicity stunts, er I mean Valentine’s date trace back to the Palms. I wonder if it is some type of blackmail/contract gone wrong. One or the other (could it be SL who hasn’t fulfilled her side of the contract?) pissed someone at Palms/9 off to the point of getting more publicity from the “bad” SL than the “good” SL.
Perhaps SL was meant to do more for her pimp er former employer than she has promised/contracted?
Every freakin’ Vegas site that has photos will be combing their database to find any shots, profiles or photoshopped photos to sell, leak or otherwise put into the press.
@Charlie- I understand the language barrier is an issue.
I only have one issue with your comments to me. You said I should worry about fixing the problems in my country before I comment on Darfur. I really hope you didn’t mean that. All countries have their own problems. I think you will agree your country is not immune to issues – non inclusion of immigrants, racism, polarization etc. etc. Just as we have many of those same issues, but I hope that doesn’t meant that we are to ignore the less fortunate of the world.
That’s fine if that’s your opinion but I hope not too many others share it. I hope Doctors Without Borders don’t start to think like that, or the IRC or the Heifer organization – all those entities made up of people throughout the world who have issues in their own countries but still find it in their hearts to help those who have absolutely nothing.
I plan to work on my country by making responsible choices in the upcoming elections. I hope others take the time to research what the candidates are saying, know their positions and make a choice that they will be able to live with for at least 4 years.
But to say we are to forget about others – that I will not do.
And one last comment – the French are known for their arrogance regarding their language. Most will not make an effort to learn another language and god help you if you are visitor to your country and need help – there is none for anyone who does not speak it. I’ve been to France and found the immigrants the most kind and welcoming – the natives not so much.
So I wouldn’t be so smug about your language – I don’t think there is a huge rush in other countries to learn French. The new hot button language is Chinese and it looks like we’re all gonna have to learn that one pretty soon! LOL
Oh lord!! Comment #3.
http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/03/31/george-clooney-is-loving-life/#comment-16055
Notice how TMZ has stayed completely away from the topic and instead spun it the other way Friday with a heading of Clooney being “Finger LICKING Good”.
http://wickedchopspoker.blogs.com/my_weblog/2008/03/andrea-tiede-is.html
And so it starts, every photo, every person is splurting their photo collections.
Following up our Sarah Larson is Friendly post, there are some more photos of George Clooney’s hot girlfriend floating around the Internet, and we noticed with this latest batch people are wondering who the even hotter girl is with Sarah as she expresses how much fun she is having in Las Vegas by simulating sex acts with random people and inanimate objects. Because that’s what girls in Las Vegas do.
Well, as we pointed out the other day, it is none other than Larson’s longtime friend and RawVegas.tv’s very own Andrea Tiede.
Check out more of Sarah Larson looking dirty hot and Andrea Tiede looking hot hot in the photos below.
Relatedly:
http://wickedchopspoker.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/31/sarah_larson_andrea_tiede_3.jpg