From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
Anon2: I agree. It’s not a case of dismissing anyone’s point of view (and I don’t see anyone doing that here, just people musing on the likely probability of new theories), it’s when someone – in this instance, Cornish hen – posts with what, on the surface, looks like insider info and then leaves everyone hanging! It’s cruel! LOL!
We need new theories. All the old ones have been exhausted and still found wanting.
@tuva said, “we need new theories…”
Let’s recap the old ones:
She’s the one – they’re in love – they’re getting married – seems to be much disagreement on this one.
She an escort/ho/tranny – no corroborating evidence but lots of speculation…
George thought she could be the one – heard the uproar about the pics and is backpeddling. Hmmm, possibly very plausible.
George is in the relationship because he’s being blackmailed. – Most seem to disagree.
She’s a beard – George is gay. Every couple of weeks we go back to this argument – if true then George sure is good at making it seem that he really likes gals (of course he IS an actor).
“The ONE” is lurking in the corner waiting to reveal herself – well she sure is taking her sweet time, isn’t she – come on honey – show yourself. We won’t bite – at least not unless you’ve got something to hide… or show as the case might be…
George will settle down and marry one day – I think we’ll all be dead and gone before we ever see that day.
Did I miss any?
I swear, we all seem to have this conspiracy theory thing going on here.
Maybe it’s just as simple as it seems. George is hound-dog, probably a sexual addict, is rich enough and still good-looking enough to not have to make any choice – since it’s a fucking a buffet out there for him.
Now when he’s not so young and not so good looking then it’s really going to get ugly watching him. What next, he’ll start wearing pajamas all day long and live in his house with “three” girlfriends who are young enough to be his granddaughters? Eeww! Nasty!
@tuva
Probably because SL is becoming boring, she’s sixty seconds from her expiration date, GC isn’t strutting her about as he once did. The whoring for Leatherheads has begun so he’s got a great excuse for leaving SL back in Vegas taking one of her “breaks.”
Since the modeling fiasco even the mainstream press seem to be ignoring her and concentrating on the Leatherheads whoretour. If anything the did he or didn’t he have sex with Renee conversation will re-occur.
IF anyone has a screening of Leatherheads, report back on whether the other Sarah is credited or seen onscreen.
As for the “one” yes, I believe there will be one that finally tames the beast, this midlife crisis needs to end and when it does and he looks around he’ll notice all of his friends snickering at him, his a-list films drying up and oddly as we all may have seen, you only find out who loves you when the cart is rolling down hill.
It’s easy to be attractive when you’re on top of the a-list.
Shelly, Lainey did have a blind item about some male star who got a girl pregnant, got her to have an abortion, and then made promises to basically shut her up, but no way was it ever said that it was George Clooney.
Cornish, I can’t say how disappointed I am. Here I thought you really has some kind of insider info, and instead, you want us to believe that there’s some great love, who because she’s shy, is hiding while another woman, with a tawdry past, is traveling the world with George, wearing designer dresses, going to the Oscars and other red carpet events, being kissed by him in front of the world media in Venice and New York, and etc? And oh, according to what you wrote earlier, Larson stays in George’s guest-house when in LA. So, this woman, the great love of his life, is so shy and accommodating to another woman, a woman who’s been labelled a “professional”, that she’s willing to look away while all this is going on? No woman puts up with that. And George wouldn’t disrespect a woman who he really loves in such a manner that he would ask her to tolerate all this. He’s not unfeeling or a beast. And a real woman wouldn’t put up with that, no matter how unassuming she is.
I took a different take from Cornish’s post. I get the feeling it was a “in the near future” type of comment. Not that he’s seeing someone at the same time. I always felt Cornish meant that he is yet to meet the one.
But since I don’t really know what Cornish meant just giving my view of the commentary.
I seriously doubt SL is living in his guesthouse! She’s too much of a prima donna to put up with living in his backyard. And George is too much of a gentleman. Come ON folks.
@Just
You missed the theory that she was on the grassy knoll…..
Hey, it’s the only one not mentioned – that and she’s really part of an Area 51 takeover of Hollywood.
Wait, I think that already happened
Sounds like someone who is very creative and having a lot of fun w/this blog —
or
One of George’s friends trying to clean up his reputation and have us all believe that there is a decent, intelligent, successful woman in his life, hiding from the cameras, using Sarah as a shield.
In any case, he really is acting pretty creepy to Sarah, no matter what her background is.
The promotion for Leatherheads drew lots of press yesterday in the heartland.
Clooney returns to Maysville for premiere of film.
I’m going to assume some of these links may not be correct after today since the stories will most likely be moved later. The google search link near the end may be helpful for those who are interested.
I didn’t see Sarah in any of the pictures but I didn’t spend too much time looking and may have missed them.
http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=8ee0388d-b6ba-4024-8b47-a173033192a0
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/25/earlyshow/leisure/boxoffice/main3965298.shtml
http://www.kentucky.com/263/story/356339.html
http://news.google.com/news?q=george+clooney+maysville&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&hl=en&sa=X&oi=news_result&resnum=1&ct=title
This one has links to videos.
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=4606a627-fbb5-408a-a7a3-633fd05499cf
@cornish game hen
At first I thought you were Larson, but the more you write I think you may be Clooney himself. Or hell you may be Kutcher pulling a prank! No one but Clooney and his staff would know that Larson was staying in the guest house and I’m sure that they ( the staff) have signed papers stating they wouldn’t share what was going on in his home with the outside world.
You also know fine details, things only the participants would only know. How would anyone outside the arrangement known that Clooney hand picked Larson himself ? The studio could have picked her for all we know.
Of course the “one” will have an important name, get it meaningful and powerful are synonyms for important. :). There is no question whether she’s a waitress or another actress/model, her name will be important to the world. Sarah Larson name has become important, just for dating him.
You also equated the “One” with the second coming of Christ, which makes me think you are Clooney even more. In his mind that is never going to happen!!!
So cornish game hen are you Clooney/deep throat exposing Coochie Gate once and for all? I figured it would be him, because this has to be messing up his whoring, can’t pull in chicks when women think you have a girlfriend.
Thank you, justwannapokemyeyesout, for the well done precis. Regardless of “what” George is doing I think your last two paragraphs sum up “why” George is doing it.
HOLLYWOOD, CA
MONDAY, MARCH 31, AT 7:30 P.M.
HOLLYWOOD, Calif., March 25 /PRNewswire/
WHAT: The world premiere of the romantic comedy “LEATHERHEADS”
WHO: “LEATHERHEADS” director/cast member George Clooney; cast members
Renee Zellweger, John Krasinski, Jonathan Pryce, Stephen Root,
Wayne Duvall, Keith Loneker, Robert Baker, Malcolm Goodwin, Tim
Griffin, Tommy Hinkley, Nick Paonessa, Mike O’Malley and Nicholas
Bourdages; writers Duncan Brantley and Rick Reilly; producers Grant
Heslov and Casey Silver.
Plus additional celebrity guests including Brian Baumgartner, Jimmy
Jean-Louis, Jenna Fischer, Luke Ford, Angela Kinsey, B.J. Novak,
Masi Oka, Laura San Giacomo and Rainn Wilson.
WHERE: Grauman’s Chinese
6925 Hollywood Boulevard
Hollywood, CA
WHEN: Monday, March 31, 2008
5:30 PM Press Call Time
6:30 PM Celebrity Arrivals
7:30 PM Screening Begins
“LEATHERHEADS” opens in theaters on Friday, April 4, 2008.
i tried to post twice on this site yesterday, and was thrown off. figures! (lol)
in terms of cornish stating about the “one” i agree with shelly with the following statement:
That is why I don’t believe there is the “ONE” lurking around, because she wouldn’t tolerate Larson walking around using her man’s name. Or not being abe to attend events with him.
you hit it right on the head shelly. i also on one of the entertainment shows a slight rerun where they are touting about sarah is not pregnant,but he is not on the market either.
also anon2 do not twist my words around. here is one of your statements.
Happiness – you are just as bad “the truth is coming and fast”. Quit jerking around and say it, or as your mother would say – don’t say anything at all.
i am not “jerking”. all i basically said is that at the rate of things coming out in the open so quickly we will soon know the truth.
basically i think clooney and company are playing stupid head games. why? i have no idea. judging from what i am reading here and other places this is something he and his entourage cannot afford to do.
personally i would think he would be bored of all this nonsense. someone stated a while back either on this site or another that it diminshes all the charity work, and other powerful movements. i find all this soap opera a sad depressing state of affairs. whether he realizes or not and/or just really do not care, he is telling the world he has nothing else to offer. i do not think that is the case. time to do something about this midlife or temporary loss of common sense that he use to display. then again maybe it was a really good act. i have heard a little about everything when it comes to mr. clooney.
how about the real george stand up and show that he has it together. jmo
maybe he does feel sarah is the perfect woman. he sure is not trying to correct it. some say he looks happier in public without her. not suprising, most men call their wives, fiances, and girlfriends ball and chain, party pooper and so on. george is not above that. he likes to call the shots anytime he feels like . he has shown that on a number of occasions.
personally i think it is more hijinks, lies, manipulations, and deceit. why? that is all he has been doing for a long, long time. some blame it all on stan. yes and no. stan may cook it up but george does know the power of the word “no”. whether he cares to or not, he still carries a part of all this nonsense. clooney will not do what he does not want to do even if a studio like warner bros is pushing it. i am just not buying all the espionage bs. (lol)
i rather watch all the kooks in downtown los angeles there is more reality to that. (lol!)
so they say third time is the charm. i might just have to post this elsewhere. (wink)
be blessed
Cornish hen’s credibilility is now in question. He/she’s turned into a soothsaying, mystic meg type person with his/her ‘look ye to the future when the clouds will part and a new phase will come into GC’s 3rd moon’ or some such. That’s no good. That’s as helpful as me posting a made up insider story complete with enough factual stuff to make people pause and consider a new totally fictional scenario.
I think we need to wait and see what happens after the Leatherheads PR is over and GC heads off to Laglio. If she goes with him, then I guess she’s his gf for better or for worse. If not, and we don’t hear of her again, then she’s clearly served whatever purpose she was supposed to serve (although for the life of me, I will never figure out what that purpose was) and we won’t need to ever think about her again. Unless she does something really entertaining like sell her story to the tabloids and make our long, confused months of speculation worthwhile!
How to change Sarah Larson’s image !!!
http://www.lvrj.com/news/17009831.html
NORM: Larson bringing glamour home
Another day, another runway for rising model Sarah Larson.
Fresh from being a media darling at L.A. Fashion Week, George Clooney’s Academy Award date will add some starpower to the Clark County Medical Society Alliance Pucci Fashion Show on April 9.
Larson, who has made Las Vegas the base for her modeling career, will help unveil Pucci’s spring collection at the Four Seasons Hotel.
At Los Angeles, she modeled Ashley Paige swimwear.
The event will benefit The Shade Tree, which helps women and children who find themselves in crises.
she is his … tory!!
:)
@new kid – LMAO – grassy knoll and Area 51 – very funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Cornish – just guessing here – You wrote – “You see, because sometimes a ‘truth’ must be created to cover for another truth. A truth studio suits DIDN’T want you to see.”
Was this whole charade created for the purpose of GC’s image? A new image or perhaps a cleaned up version? The Talley article – ‘LV stripper’s 4 mo affair with GC’ came out June 18. 2007 right after the Oceans 13 premiere. GC has been well known for his “fancy” for strippers and the like. When this article came out, GC had just taken his latest fling, Jennifer A. to Caan (I believe about a month prior) and there was also an article in the Enquirer about J.A. (around that time). Were they getting tired of his “playboy image” and escapades and the women who “talked to tabloids” and putting the screws (no pun intended) to him to bring arm candy that’s presentable?
So, they hire SL (GC/Stan knowing her from the Palms already) because they think she can pull it off, not knowing her in depth “history” (photos/videos). Everything is ok in the beginning, but then the photos/videos get leaked (probably by N9NE for publicity) and it all mushrooms … and basically GC & SL are stuck with each other for now.
As I said, just a guess, but the impression I’m getting from your writing is that the studio suits didn’t (& don’t) want the public to see more of GC’s naked women. “Clean up your act because you’re not putting fans in the seats with your stripper’s” or something like that. So they had to “create a truth” of GC with a nice, pretty girlfriend and being happy, blah, blah blah. Am I close?
What was GC biding his time for?
I’m in line with the rest – I don’t believe he’s met Brunhilde yet, because if he did whether Brunhilde was in the background, in the guesthouse or in the closet if he took another maiden to the Academy of Nordic Balls, she’s snap his Irish a$$ in half and fold him up like a lawn chair. After all, no one messes with “armored warrior woman.”
I think it’s pathetic that people have to perpetuate these social masks to do what they love. I for one could easily see GC’s “one” being a man or a woman. I do believe GC when he says that he is not actually gay, gay, gay but just gay, gay. (lol). (Therefore we can safely say that he’s at least gay.) It seems like most of the theories presented on this board have a ring of truth to them. It makes me wonder how horrifying can the truth really be? Hopefully, since the outspoken GC is approaching 50, he’ll feel better about making his public persona and private identity more congruent. He must know by now that without other big names, he cannot open a movie and that career-wise he appears more desperate and less creative. So what’s the point of faking it? He’s not taking in the cash.
Hmmm, interesting statement in the article LVRJ. George Clooney’s Oscar date, not girlfriend!!!! Hmmm!!! What is Miss Larson trying to tell us, because you know she released this tidbit of information. HE always addresses her as George Clooney’s girlfriend or make it known she’s his girlfriend!!! And re-empasized she’s a Vegas model!!! Not LA, I guess the apartment in LA is for when she has to work out there. Now, girl if you drop his name fully from your press releases, I can respect you trying to blaze your own path.
Why are her gigs publicized, it only attracts the media and the negative attention. This is a charity event so she isn’t being paid, I guess she needs the attention to drum up more work. Sarah, chile, try getting catalogue work. It’s safer and there’ll be less critics.
Anon2.
I read elsewhere a comment that said something along the lines of ‘You’re not looking at the right thing. While you’re all busy looking at SL, you’re missing something else that’s right under your noses’. It stayed with me for some reason and it ties in with what you’re saying – that SL is a distraction of sorts from something/someone else.
George will be appearing on the David Letterman show on April 2nd. As of today, no appearances scheduled for The Tonight Show.
Given that the supporting actor appeared last night instead of George says either one of two things to me 1) George’s schedule is getting very busy or 2) he’s avoiding the regular LA rounds since he’s probably aware of how much his peers are laughing at him.
I did noticed that for the junket interviews in LA one station that is heavily watched by the entertainment community did not have their two well-known entertainment news reporters interview George, (one is a Scotsman) but instead, he was interviewed by the part-time “helicopter/weather/entertainment” girl. Now was that at George’s request or was that from the station?
The reason I wonder is that the entertainment reporter mentioned that George refused to speak to him during the Oscars and that Stan said George was upset with him and would discuss it later.
I wonder if this was the station’s way of getting back at George for embarrassing their reporter on the red carpet. “He slaps me in the face during the live Oscar telecast, fine! Then when the junket comes into town let the weather girl interview him!” HA!
As to Jay Leno – the last time someone else appeared instead of George – it was Matt Damon for one of the Ocean’s films (don’t remember which one). I think it was because George was not feeling well or was it because he was promoting the film elsewhere? Don’t quite remember.
Whatever the reason – it’s interesting that this thought would not have occurred to me had there not been so much uproar and commentary about Ms. Larson. One has to wonder how much is really being said in Hollywood about it amongst his peers. I seriously doubt anyone is saying ‘hey any publicity is good.’
And whether my opinions are correct or not — one thing this relationship has done is pulled the spotlight away from areas (and people) that would benefit more from his fame than this gal ever will.
I watched some of the interviews from the Maysville premiere. As much as I think it’s great that he gave his father’s birthplace some glamour for a day and as much as I think he may have had good intentions, now every time I see him open his mouth to speak I get irritated.
I used to admire George. I really did – not for his fame or his looks – but for the person I THOUGHT he was. I found it refreshing that he seemed to be honest, forthright and outspoken about matters more important than just when a film will open or what a gal is wearing.
But this attempt at deception that went horribly wrong has tainted my view of him. And his continual choices in the type of women he dates makes me think of him not as an honest, funny and often self-deprecating person, but now I feel he is nothing but an effective and charming liar.
I used to think – hey – what you see is what you get. There is no deception or conniving here. Here’s a guy who’s a straight shooter. Here’s a guy who sees an injustice or a wrong and is not afraid to speak up about it or try to do something about it.
But lately it’s as if another person has inhabited his body and taken over his mind and the person he is now showing is someone I would not want to know.
People talk about celebrities (especially those who have been on successful television series) as someone that you might invite into your home; someone who you could consider your friend. And in the past that’s how I thought of George. As someone that one would feel comfortable inviting into your living room. He seemed like the guy that everyone would like. A guy from the small town that made it big but still kept his sense of decency.
Does power do that to you? Make you feel you are immune from the expectations of decent behaviour? Now I admit, it’s not like he’s gone out and killed a baby – so don’t come throwing those metaphors at me – I’m already aware that this is nowhere near as bad. But I guess because there was that feeling that he was someone with integrity and someone trustworthy and someone who seemed to truly care – that’s what has made this so much more disappointing.
And I’m not just speaking of Sarah – I’m speaking of this pattern of behavior that includes strippers, porn stars and the like.
I guess for me – integrity is not just the part you do in public or as part of your job. Integrity is something you live in your private life too.
I don’t really get it – the Spitzers, the Falwells and the like; all those men who are so self-righteous and so ready to condemn others but who themselves have secret lives that mirror those who they condemn the most.
But really what does all this have to do with the price of coffee? Nothing. My world will go on as it has – no true skin off my nose as they say. He’s just one more person who I used to admire who is not so admirable after all. But for me, a person who loves movies and would have run out to see a throwback screwball comedy on opening day – especially if George was in it – now has no real desire to see it. No skin off George’s nose either – with all his money; I’m sure he won’t miss my 8 bucks. :-)
I think that it is very interesting how the various news and entertainment outlets have failed to conduct any investigative piece on SL and the nature of her relationship with her place of employment. However, there has been wide coverage of prostitution in the media lately, with the whole Spitzer scandal. It’s funny how the media and we as a society choose our battles. On the one hand it’s a crime that demoralizes people and destroys families and the other hand it’s a glamorous outlet for the rich and well-connected. Even though I’m sure the increased media coverage results from the recent scandal of a government official, I can’t help but think that Coochie Gate may be in quiet debate behind media doors. (How could it not be? Yesterday, I watched the NBC Nightly News program where the last segment talked about how Obama and Brad Pitt are ninth cousins or something.)
In my opinon, it’s infinitely better for a person to be an open bi-sexual than a to be a secret john!!!! But that’s just me, lowly, educated, 27-year-old. woman.
I’m in line with the rest – I don’t believe he’s met Brunhilde yet, because if he did whether Brunhilde was in the background, in the guesthouse or in the closet if he took another maiden to the Academy of Nordic Balls, she’s snap his Irish a$$ in half and fold him up like a lawn chair. After all, no one messes with “armored warrior woman.”
lol..lol..lol..lol
you forgot the brains part. if there was a Brunhilde there is no way she would go along with this crap. i would think she be above this soap opera/drama lifestyle that is being portrayed.
all of this makes absolutely no sense. stan and george should be thoroughly ashamed. maybe stan and george’s mom need to turn them over their knees and give them a good arse whooping. this is child’s play. i am disappointed in both of them especially george for doing this to the public, fans, george’s family, and most of all george to himself.
sarah’s mom theresa lees (i guess that is her name) feels ridiculed, shamed and embarassed by her daughter. i feel this is going to stain george for awhile unless dr. stan comes up with one big magic potion to make all this go away. sad..sad..sad……………….
george has let himself down in the worst way. jmho
She is history!
;)
No west coast live because he’s on the whistle stop train press thing. Supposed to be new, unusual and in keeping with the time frame of the movie. Which is getting nice but not glowing reviews. He then heads up the seaboard to NY, Letterman/Regis etc.
When he is back on the West Coast he’ll do Leno and maybe Ferguson. I don’t know if he’ll do Kimmel, I don’t like the show so I don’t know if GC is the kind of guest that that show attracts.
I agree GC is on the downside of his fame, it’s well known within the industry he is NOT an opener but makes far more box office as part of a well supported ensemble cast.
SL, it seems is now at 14:59:59 yup, I’d bet my last farthing and my favorite dog that she released that press item. She’s milking the, in her mind, favorite aspects more press favorable aspects. Oscar date, model at fashion week – scathing reaction to her or not it seems it is more better (ahem) than being tagged as GC’s stripper girlfriend, ex-9 girl or referred to as the latest in a string of GC girlfriend, noted in the past tense.
Even though an “a’ lister is gay, coming out is still box-office poison. While many don’t care and it wouldn’t matter, many do care. It’s also how the person is perceived and from what we’ve seen of GC he wouldn’t/couldn’t stand the “negative” attention such an announcement of closet-exiting would bring. That and the search for his boy-toys….
Any truth to this story? Never heard it before. Does Waldo come from here?
http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2007/09/i_knew_there_was_a_hoboken_ang.html
And story, too.
Guess he used to work here. I didn’t know Waldo was or had been married. Interesting. Looks like he’s as hot as George. IS he still single? Ladies???
http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2007/10/wheres_waldo_at_ferrazz.html
A little bird – really? What makes you think so?
I believe she’s history as well little birdy. That latest article in LVRJ says it all. George Clooney gave her a check and walking papers. The walking papers probably said you cannot say you are or were my girlfriend in any way shape or form. That is why she’s using Oscar date. But we’ll see on Monday at Leatherheads premiere.
In any event if this is over we will never really know what it was, a publicity stunt gone horribly wrong, true love or a bet. My money is on the publicity stunt.
George Clooney a homosexual, not hardly.
Also Clooney has said himself we will be seeing less of him in the upcoming years. He is going to focus more on directing and doing very little acting.
Someone had mentioned child pornography earlier and I thought it was a little far-fetched. I was wrong there is actually a child pornography connection: Sarah Larson modelled for Ashley Paige, Ashley Paige designed swimsuits for Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild line. Joe Francis has been accused of filming underage girls and faces charges. I don’t like him gang, I think he’s the worse type of predator. He gets these young girls drunk and film them doing stupid things that will haunt them the rest of their lives. I wish one of the news show would do a follow up on these girls. Find out how many are in the sex industry and how many are having a hard time shaking those films and finding careers.
Hell there’s even a connection to the Spritzer mess, Ashley Dupree did 7 hours of Girls Gone Wild, all while under 18. ahe was stupid he admitted on tv she was drunk. He claims he sent her home, but that 7 hours of footage shows otherwise.
Well if Larson’s there on Monday, I’ll be back on Tuesday . If she’s not peace, love and blessing because we’ll never get closure on this mess.
maybe because of this. i found this on a forum. i assume more to follow.
From the Star….
Sarah Larson’s Sin City Secrets
They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. But when it comes to George Clooney’s girlfriend, former go-go dancer Sarah Larson, evidence of her wild escapades has been spilling out of Sin City like quarters from a slot machine!
“Sarah looks like she totally belongs, walking down the red carpet on George’s arm,” a source close to her tells Star. “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!
“Sarah is outgoing and fun and loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out — but hey, that’s what Vegas is all about!”
In one risqué set of photos taken in July 2007 — one month after she first met George, 46, at the Palms resort — Sarah, 29, is wearing a short dress and has her legs wrapped around a man holding her up against a wall in the middle of a crowded Vegas nightclub.
The next day, Sarah — who appears to be drunk — is pictured wearing a bikini at a huge, outdoor pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, kneeling on all fours with her backside in the air as she licks the cover of a magazine lying on the ground. She’s also shown rolling around on the floor as she wrestles a bikini-clad blonde!
“That’s our Sarah!” says the source. “She’s not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That’s the Sarah everyone in Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!”
For lots more on George’s girl — including photos of her sexing it up with a Vegas gal pal — pick up the new issue of Star, on sale now.
http://www.starmagazine.com/sarah_larson_secrets/news/14035
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Ha, they are going to be clowning George Clooney for months. They have photos I have never seen before. Our girl has her legs up around some dude with her eyes closed. The crotch shots will be out soon. Also check out the date 07/07, they alledgely hooked up in 06/07 according to the tab. I know he wasn’t dating he back then, he says he met her the end of August which is more believable and makes sense.
http://www.starmagazine.com/sarah_larson_secrets/news/14035
http://www.starmagazine.com/sarah_larson_secrets/news/14035
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/rehab2/slides/IMG_2941.html
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/944108degrees/slides/IMG_1959.html
http://www.starmagazine.com/sarah_larson_secrets/news/14035
They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. But when it comes to George Clooney’s girlfriend, former go-go dancer Sarah Larson, evidence of her wild escapades has been spilling out of Sin City like quarters from a slot machine!
“Sarah looks like she totally belongs, walking down the red carpet on George’s arm,” a source close to her tells Star. “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!
“Sarah is outgoing and fun and loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out — but hey, that’s what Vegas is all about!”
In one risqué set of photos taken in July 2007 — one month after she first met George, 46, at the Palms resort — Sarah, 29, is wearing a short dress and has her legs wrapped around a man holding her up against a wall in the middle of a crowded Vegas nightclub.
The next day, Sarah — who appears to be drunk — is pictured wearing a bikini at a huge, outdoor pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, kneeling on all fours with her backside in the air as she licks the cover of a magazine lying on the ground. She’s also shown rolling around on the floor as she wrestles a bikini-clad blonde!
“That’s our Sarah!” says the source. “She’s not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That’s the Sarah everyone in Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!”
For lots more on George’s girl — including photos of her sexing it up with a Vegas gal pal — pick up the new issue of Star, on sale now.
http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/28/1689/
So according to the Star, George Clooney’s girlfriend du jour, Sarah Larson, is a wild child. This photo, in which she’s basically dry humping some dude against a wall in a Las Vegas nightclub, was taken about a month after she met George.
You can’t teach this kind of classiness. You’ve either got it, or you don’t.
(Photo of her humping the dude)
more pictures on the 2 slideshows …
http://www.dlisted.com/node/24870
justwanna,
Your last post is exactly how I feel. George isn’t the same guy he was. Everything about him seems fake now. There is nothing left to admire.
seems the Starr is getting in on the action:
http://www.starmagazine.com/sarah_larson_secrets/news/14035
These are in slide show format, if you don’t want to go link by link, start
> at the first then start the slide show. Klassy.
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> http://www.lastnightsparty.com/944108degrees/slides/IMG_1882.html
IMG_1894.html
IMG_1940.html
IMG_1950.html
IMG_1953.html
IMG_1954.html
IMG_1957.html
IMG_1959.html
IMG_1963.html
IMG_2075.html
IMG_2084.html
IMG_2086.html
Interesting that the “One” is being called Brunhilda! I get the compatibility thing with the political acumen but the ending of that paragraph does not bode well for George! LOL
From Wikipedia:
Brunhilda[1] (c. 543 – 613) was a Frankish queen who ruled the eastern kingdoms of Austrasia and Burgundy in the names of her sons and grandsons. Initially known as a liberal ruler of great political acumen, she became notorious for her cruelty and avarice.
To read more on this ahem, “lady” …
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunhilda
TOLD YOU SO. Expect more news on her. This is only the beginning of her end. Suffice it to say, “a little bird” above is right.
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK IT: If you view those pictures in the slide show, you’ll see she’s wearing the same dress she wore to the fucking UNITED NATIONS!!!! How sick!!! She has made him look soooooooooooo BAD!!!! HE has a movie opening in less than a week and the fucking dress she wore with him to the UNITED NATIONS is being smooshed up against a wall by some gross dude getting his rocks off by rubbing his dick up against her hole! Check out the people in the picture LAUGHING AND EMBARRASSED for her!!! They look kinda like, “Bitch, did you just come from the U.N. wearing that and your Loubitan boots with George freakin’ Clooney? And now you’re with this douche? What’s your hourly rate, ’cause G mustn’t been paying the light bill for ya!” Yeah!!! I want to work as an escort for the N9NE Group!
THis is why they didn’t want her back to work right away because this IS her AT WORK!!! IN VEGAS!!! Hello?????????????? THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES WITH “CUSTOMERS” for a living? So all y’all claiming aren’t they cute and that they make a “great” couple, you know what? HE DUMPED HER!! SHE’S OUTTA HERE! THINK HE’D BRING THIS SKANK ON THE RED CARPET AGAIN????? RENEE ZELLWEGER WOULD WALK AWAY FROM THE PREMIERE IF HE DID!! We all knew there were photos and I am guessing there are WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY MORE!!! These only came out now because her contract is finished. What a whore and a half!!
Charlie — My apologies to you in advance, but i am renegging on my previous support for Ms. SL. I followed new kid’s link, and I have to say, this has got to be the biggest collection of sleazeballs in one place that I’ve ever seen (sample attire below). If this SL’s ‘crowd’ then forget it. GC has lost his mind to be putting his reputation at risk by association. The ‘revelations’ will likely get worse from here.
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/rehab2/slides/IMG_2705.html
warning, graphic! another sample of the ‘crowd’..
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/rehab2/slides/IMG_2784.html
the dress she is wearing in the photo where she has her legs wrapped around that guy … looks like the same dress (by Missoni) that she wore in one of the Rome photos (at the opening of some fashion store) when she was with George. look at the top left (her right shoulder) and you will see that distinct flamestitch pattern and the same colors…not much to go on, but it really does seem to be the same dress. wow. that takes nerve to be dating a famous a-lister, then do this with another guy a month later, in a dress gc paid for. the guy in the pic appears to be her ‘former’ vegas boyfriend — the entrepreneur. again, not much to go on, but his hair color and body shape look similar to that in photos I saw of him before…
I can certainly see that she likes to run with a classy crowd. I went through the entire slide show, and the lady with the labia and hanging tampon string was just as priceless as SL dry humping the lad against the wall. I’m not prude by any means but these images have me at a loss for truly constructive commentary.
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/944108degrees/slides/IMG_2004.html
There are a lot of pretty crude articles all over the web since the STAR reveal.
Wonder why now, just before George’s movie opens. Seems like someone wants to hurt him. I only feel slightly sorry for Sarah — very sorry for her family. Sarah looks like she’s having a real good time.
From Dlisted: (a little crude)
Friday, March 28th 2008
Just Being Sarah
Star Magazine found some pictures of George Clooney’s newest call girl girlfriend, Sarah Larson, acting all slutty in Vegas last year. That’s what you do when you’re in Vegas. You act slutty, drink till your liver falls out and eat until your throat gets raw.
Before Sarah was wearing couture and sucking Clooney dick, she was working in Vegas.
A friend said, “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!”
Click here to see another picture of Sarah with her ass in the air and licking a magazine. I did that same pose for my Christmas card last year. When asked about the pictures, her friend said, “That’s our Sarah! She’s not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That’s the Sarah everyone in Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!”
That’s our Sarah! We’re used to seeing her being a slutty whore not a Valentino-clad lady!
I love Sarah, because she gives hope to all the dirty sluts out there. Including you and me. Today, I may be drowning in my own tears after a night of lubed-up debauchery, but tomorrow I could be walking down the red carpet with George Clooney. And by “George Clooney” I mean Phoebe Price. And by “red carpet” I mean Robertson Blvd.