From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)

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FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny.  You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not.  I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could.  I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with.  No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON.  She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney
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If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues.  There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil.  Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.

I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively.  Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art.  Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment.  If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool.  I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks.  This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit.  That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it.  Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck.  Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time.  It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island.  The message said Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer.  I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere.  Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“.  No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically.  Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation.  I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery.  I’ve known her since she was 10.

sarah-covington.jpg The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior.  The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book.  You may be thinking, Damn!  That’s fucked up.  I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse.  Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago.  If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne.  That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now.  When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode.  That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes!  If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute.  Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner.  Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college.  We even lived in the same house at one point.  She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well.  We’ve been on road trips.  Now everyone is so fascinated with her.  I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal?   What the fuck do you really want to know?  She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington.  A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove.  When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.

The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip.  I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her.  I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular.  It was insane.  I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation.  I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line.  It was a little shady right off the bat.  I got questions like Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was aman eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit.  I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend.  I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further.  Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards.  That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically.  Fuck it!  It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway.  I’m spilling my guts here instead.  In my own forum and in the appropriate context.  I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.

I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away.  Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters.  She also has a little brother and a step dad.  Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man.  It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease.  I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03.  This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline.  It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.

There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years.  Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it.  Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now.  It’s true.  Their relationship started in High School.  Our high school was fucked up too.  You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us.  I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all.  I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.

Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts.  When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts.  Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc.  I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were.  The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip.  We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise.  It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from.  The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer.  The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.

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This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour.  It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night.  Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day.  That brings me to a quick point.  Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be.  Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent.  She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her.  Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her.  I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her.  She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot.  The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down.  We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then.  It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life.  Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!”  will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank.  She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty.  This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.

Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable.  She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself.  This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time.  If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her.  If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.

Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level.  Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened.  She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him.  Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head,  Sarah!”  It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore.  Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.

A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery.  It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans.  There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house.  It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason.  A far cry from a Venice Coctail partySarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us.  She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc.  but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it.  Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone.  General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit.  It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it.  If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over.  She eventually moved out.  She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed.  Her powers didn’t work on me.  She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her.  She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have.  You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.

Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved.  There was a garage turned dance studio there.  Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy.  She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments.  Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time.  There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner.  She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way.  If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways.  I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations.  Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends.  I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady.  I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better.  Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but  they were definitely innappropriate.  I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her.  I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her.  It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times.  If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple.  It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.

Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now.  Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine.  They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that.  At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house.  This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in.  This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well.  This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there.  I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.

I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years.  We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS.  Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it.  He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard.  The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation.  The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up.  I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were.  She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior.  My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah.  “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.”  Whatever.  That’s a random things that some women decide.  Don’t guess when you started dating ever!  You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads.  Same thing when you break up.  If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“.  It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first.  That way they can always say that you knew about it.  The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it.  My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day.  I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually.  Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty.  They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of.  My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house.  Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone.  I don’t know maybe they didn’t.  Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality.  Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.

This was all around 2001.  From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following.  Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”.  Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship.  The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her.  That’s what happens.  It’s your first serious relationship.  I got fucked over myself, it’s logical.  Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions.  Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly.  I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too.  He blocked it once and she hurt her self.  She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool.  She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner.  He kicked her to the curb.  The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.

Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph.  I met him twice, I think.  I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time.  He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting.  They moved to Vegas.  Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after.  She actually wins after that guy basically carries her.  Here’s where some debate comes into play.  The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“.  Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking.  How would he know?  Sorry but it’s true.  If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now.  I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway?  A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing.  I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show.  The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone.  Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed.  From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring.  Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too.  That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.

With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?”  being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma.  I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything.  I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen.  It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone.  Maybe nobody has asked her anything.  Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen.  She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas.  I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit.  Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling.  She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with.  Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was.  Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that.  Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted.  She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby.  It’s not that interesting.  What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it.  I say, “Good luck in the game?”  I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will.  If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public.  At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself.  Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen.  If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“.  If anyone knows that, it’s the media.

Dead C

2,695 thoughts on “From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)

  1. New Kid – are you comparing Nina to Sarah? You’re kidding me right?!?!

    Honestly, how can you compare Nina to Sarah where the two of them have totally different backgrounds, are clearly two different women with different ambition, presence, sensibilities etc.? I think if Nina reads that line, she would probably fall of her chair!

    Re that Nick and Nia know what is going on, yes, I agree, they probably do. But their son is old enough to decide how to conduct his relationships how “he” sees fit, without his parent’s approval. Pitty in a way – if his parent’s had any influence in his female companions, this charade would most likely have finished by now…

  2. George knows all about Sarah, who and what she is, he met her in Las Vegas, so seeing her labia in all its glory on the Internet wouldn’t send him running for cover. Why? Because I don’t think even he believes that she earned $200,000 a year serving drinks ONLY; were that the case, there’d be less college bound women struggling to pay for college, and more of them heading for Las Vegas, shaved and ready to earn that easy money. He might have thought he could have white washed it a bit, but even his power has its limits and no one enjoys being told how to do their jobs, and that includes the rags. It was all bound to come out, sooner or later. And it is, slowly but surely.

    As for Stan, he knows what and who Sarah is, and while I understand her desire not to go back to partying with fat, old, rich, or young, perverted rich men, she might have considered her career change to be on the acting side, something small, at first and try and work her way up. She is a pretty girl, and thin, there has got to be some work for her there. But, at 29 she is way too old to just be starting out as a model, and judging from the run way pictures, IMO she doesn’t have a long future once *LOL* ok, if/when George moves on. Not even George Clooney’s money will prompt a designer to align his clothes with someone whose only compliment for a loaned dress is, ‘its heavy.’ Talk about gratitude.

    This thing is playing out, it always does, and before you attack me, remember that time always proves a point, one way or the other, and from what I’ve seen of his reaction, especially when shown her pictures on ET today, her’s is about run out.

    He couldn’t be bothered to attend her first show, and seeing that he was In Los Angles, if he wanted to attend he would have. His work came first. That doesnt bode well for a wedding ring or a baby carriage.

    JMO

  3. Nick and Nina don’t have internet access nor do they use a computer – per his comments in his column — so I doubt they have or ever will see Sarah’s private pics.

    But I’m going to give my opinion that I doubt they would approve nor would they be amused.

    As to Psych 101 – I think I mentioned months ago – Sarah in her boots (as we saw in some photos) may remind George of his mother – at least how she looked in the sixties since I remember seeing a picture of her on her husband’s TV show with long brown hair, a mini-skirt and high heeled boots. She was gorgeous. Sarah is a pale imitation but may have triggered that memory.

  4. Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus… Oh God… I’m speechless… after reading the New Kid’s last post here, I’ve found a “so scary and so interesting video” on Access Hollywood … for the first time I can see GC and his Mum together. My God… his body language… GC is even more embarrassed and anxious when he has his mother close to him that when he is with SL… the body language is absolutely clear! His lips movements, his creepy… I could write “annoyed”… face expression, his arms, his “disconnection” with his mother’s body, his too much serious posture. There’s something really wrong with him and his Mum, I can tell you. Maybe we found why he has got so many troubles in his private life and maybe why he chooses girls like SL. What’s happened in his childhood? This seems to me a plausible hiding psychological syndrome :-(

  5. So we’re comparing Ms. Larsen to Nina Clooney through the allegory that being a Barmaid is analogous to being a Beauty Pageant contestant (first runner up)? Does Fear Factor fall into the same category as Miss Kentucky?

    By the way, to the several people who expressed opinions that “blogsites aren’t mainstream press”, then how come the White House has issued Press Passes to bloggers? And if blogging didn’t affect change in the world, why is the “mainstream media” losing readership to them? Go bloggers!

    No, you can’t believe everything you read – you as a reader have a duty to yourself to verify facts yourself and to make an informed opinion no matter what format your news arrives packaged in, be it newsprint or RSS feed.

    A picture is worth a thousand words. Photos showing all of a person’s “worldly gifts” posted on the internet unfortunately leave very little room for interpretation, no matter who posts them, or their reasons for doing so.

    So folks, what do you bet SL shows up at the premiere with GC with those eyebrow scars and battered wife lips from the modeling gig? I can’t wait.

  6. Were my comments too harsh?

    Well anyway, there’s no need to write anyone. EVERYONE knows about Larson, if they don’t they have been hiding under a rock. I watched Clooney’s interviews on E!, Access Hollywood, Extra and Daily 10. Access Hollywood was the only show to show a picture of Larson and mention her as well. All of the other shows cut her out or didn’t mention her at all. I thought it was funny that Nancy O’Dell told George she had a picture she wanted to show him ( I guess he thought it was one of the crotch shots) he says, I have already seen THAT up close. It was just one of the newer photos of Larson in the bathing suit and Nancy was laughing her ass off.

    I guess it is going to end on in a standstill, no one wants to really embarass George Clooney. He did seem very vulnerable, maybe softer during these interviews. He should be ashamed for trying to play an escort off as his girlfriend and as a model actress.

  7. Well it looks like Access Hollywood is looking to see how long this deep pot can be stirred…and quite frankly…if people pay no mind to what is said here then why do we have so many special guest from their side of the world (reporters). I guess they were too giddy to read all the post! Or they would have recognise some of their colleagues.
    Justwanna: I admit to being overly catty… again as I said earlier I am really, really sick of people who are of that clime being an accepted part of society , let alone made celebrities for a life/career in the sex industry. I am especially sickened by people like George who seem to be such humanitarians and yet fund the very disease that is greatly responsible for child pornography by paying for hired escorts and the lot! What ever the need, reason, convenience it doesn’t matter.
    It may surprise you that I completely believe in second or third chances…depending on your special needs, but that said, you have to earn it! You yourself…not your pimp, not your current escort, not a media makeover blitz…you have to do the ground work to change who you are. Believe me…there is alot more terrain to that than you would think! Having a new life made up for you isn’t the same…and as far as her modeling? I doubt she would have been hired on her own for that..or anything that didn’t include peculiar shots.

  8. At least I know someone is reading my posts.

    I still stand by psych 101 that somewhere, somehow GC sees the dominant female in his life in Sarah. That GC treats SL as he saw the dominant man in his life treat his women. I only assume that dominant male/female are his parents. GC has spoken often of his Uncle George and that GC patterned his life after Uncle.

    Watch the ET video, SL has become 28 and GC’s reaction is plainly nervous when discussing children, shocked actually, his reaction is reaction not veneer.

    Next up is the Leatherheads premiere then the Arts Ball in NYC that GC is co-chairing with Julia Roberts. Will SL be at one? Either? or will she be “busy modeling?”

  9. @taz

    I agree with you – but it seems it’s just more of the same – a lowering of our moral standards. In the early 1900’s, seeing a woman’s ankles was considered outrageous and shocking! Now, it seems, we’ve reached a point that the labia raises ire in many but only the eyebrows on some.

    Back to my thresholds commentary… everyone has one – they’re just set at different levels. In my opinion – too many are setting their threshold much too low and it affects all of us.

  10. NORM: Bodacious moved for decency’s sake

    Bodacious the bull has been removed from in front of Carnevino Steakhouse at the Palazzo. Concerned about safety issues and some inappropriate fondling, the powers-that-be at the new hotel and casino ordered Bodacious to a backroom.

    A life-sized bronze bull, once a virile symbol of chef Mario Batali’s new steakhouse at the Palazzo, has been put out to pasture, in a manner of speaking.

    His popularity with the ladies became a bit of a problem.

    Concerned about safety issues and some inappropriate fondling, the powers-that-be at the new hotel and casino ordered Bodacious to a backroom.

    A number of frisky female admirers climbed on Bodacious’ back for gag photos when he was positioned in front of Carnevino Steakhouse.

    From there he was moved into the center of the Carnevino’s main room, where several other incidents occurred.

    “There were legal and safety concerns,” a Carnevino manager confirmed. “There was definitely some climbing going on.”

    George Clooney might be interested in knowing that his girlfriend, Las Vegas model Sarah Larson, had a hand in getting Bodacious banished to the bullpen.

    Bodacious was named after the legendary rodeo bull who was so feared that bull riding legend Tuff Hedeman refused to ride him during the 1995 National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas.

    http://www.lvrj.com/news/16725001.html

  11. @newkid

    You have to remember, Larson, Talley, Allen and Aguero are exceptions, not the rule. Most of the women he has dated, even the ones he won’t own up to, were attractive,classy, ambitious and had careers. The four mentioned above don’t want love or affection from him, they want work. He definitely helped Allen out in the work department. By the way she did that porn in ’94, not ’04 ten years before she met George. There were rumors that Aguero is supposed to be in Leatherheads. So basically he has/had a give and take relationship with the four. He gives them work and they give him sex and companionship. It isn’t really that deep, nor dark and depraved.

    If he hadn’t paraded Larson around, he’d still be flying under the radar.

    He may have momma’s issues but I don’t believe they have anything to do with him dating these women. Maybe more into why he can’t manitain a long-term relationship or won’t marry again and reproduce, not the women he select.

    Also about two years ago, Nick mentioned George shouldn’t fall in love in the next few years, because of his non-stop work schedule. If he hadn’t dropped out of White Jazz, he’d be filming right now. That could be another reason we are seeing him with more “sex workers” because he really didn’t have the time to dedicate to a real relationship. Those comments also came out right after the Teri Hatcher mess. Teri made a big brouhau over their non-“relationship” when he dumped her. Apparently, he did not call her and let her know she was gone. She was making all of these comments to the press and she even mentioned it in an interview, although she wouldn;t name him, everyone knew who she was talking about. He was dumb enough to issue a statement, even though they were never dating, so you knew it was him. So I guess he turned to these chicks to keep him company. No fuss exits, like someone said earlier.

  12. @justwanna,
    I agree with you… our society as a whole (USA) seem obsessed and have reach new leagues of depravity, such that would rival opinions we hold of ancient civilizations… I hold hope that the majority is not those who simply raise their eyebrows but of those whose ire has been raised…perhaps that is why so many have responded and continue to respond to this blog….people want this very small part of the world to know their thoughts of how, why and what we have become as individuals and as well as a society…the lines of morality vs free will (freedom) have always been subject to discussion but once the talks have taken place morality slips further away…maybe we should push a little harder, just to see what happens? The gate won’t be to heavy if we all put a shoulder in ! LOL

  13. To Carla:

    George is not and has never been a pedophile — TO BE A PEDOPHILE YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX W/A CHILD, I.E, UNDER THE AGE OF 18 — Sarah is 28.

    Please — I was 13 when my 45 year old 2nd cousin started coming into my bedroom — needless to say, against my wishes. That’s a pedophile!

  14. George will only be making the touring rounds with Renee.

    SL is deeply hated by everyone and he knows that. Doesn’t matter if he helps out his women with their careers. What matters is that she loves him (and is hopefully therefore loved by all because of it).

    The ONE will be soon. It seems she’ll have a meaningful and powerful name.

  15. Come on, cornish game hen, enough teasing. If you’ve got the lowdown, spit it out. Your insider info is safe with us. We won’t tell anyone….

  16. Hope the “Clooney Blackmailed in Vegas” explains it for all you yahoos. Bye bye, Sarah. Hope you enjoyed using the shit out of GC. No wonder why he boldly states he won’t be marrying her – or anyone at N9NE who is exploiting him. He ought to just quit of the whole Vegas crap. It’s so trashy there. No wonder why he gets so depressed sometimes. Hanging around these people isn’t helping.

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/14/sarah-larson-runway/comment-page-3/#comments

  17. clooney is a piece of shit himself. he needs to come out of the closet already and admit that he’s gay and stop hiring hookers to be by his side to hide that fact. he and sarah are the laughing stock of hollywood and his friends are just playing along. it’s no wonder he chose this part asian looking sewer rat to be by his side. after being dumped by the beautiful krista allen he needed to get a nobody to kiss his ass.

  18. Here is the post Cornish Game Hen refers to……

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/14/sarah-larson-runway/comment-page-3/#comments

    clooney blackmailed in vegas @ 03/21/2008 at 5:38 am All the assuming is so amusing. This isn’t Clooney’s “girlfriend”. She never was. This is a little financial trade off her was “having” to do for the N9NE Group. I’d post this on the deadc site, but that ****** won’t do anything about it’s slow loading, so to hell with him. All of this is strictly PR for the N9NE Group, to which, let’s just say, there’s a little debt that needed paying off. Sarah still works for them. What do you think the whole Valentine’s Day gimmick was all about, with the cheesy little write up by that douche who used to do lifestyles of the rich and famous? And that guy can’t get work to save his soul so now he’s working some pr angle for Vegas ’cause he can’t get hired in Hollywood. Anyways, what they DIDN’T tell you was who was with them on Valentine’s Day and WHY. Sarah’s “boss”, as everyone is calling him has a name. His name is Bronson Olimpieri and he’s a skeezy skinny dork who’s got tattoos all over his skinny body, trying to look like Travis Barker. He’s got a job title, too. He’s the “Special Operations Director” for the N9NE Group. His little blonde bimbo girlfriend is Brooke Mitchell, whose proper job title is “Door Host”. She also selects outfits that the N9NE girls wear. Also in attendance on the “SPECIAL NIGHT OUT” for Clooney and Larson “lovebirds” were Natalie Fisher, whose job title is “Marketing Coordinator” for the N9NE group and “Julie Cane” whose on the roster for the N9NE Group as their “Media Director”. And oh, let’s not forget that Sarah not only does PROMOTIONS for the N9NE Group, but that she “brings clients in” as her friends describe her job. All the above mentioned N9NE employees, by the way, are all under 40 years of age. Now, does anyone think he really wants to be hanging out with these losers or that he HAS TO (had to) hang out with these losers? What’s more is, ask Brad Pitt what happened in Vegas, particularly when Clooney supposedly met and fell for Sarah. Ever notice in every single photo of these two she’s hogging the camera and making him look dumb? Ever notice she has no real LOVE for him but rather for his fame which she is trying to ***** off of him? Anyone think it’s interesting that she was working for these same butt cracks when she was “called down off a pole” to be asked to come and do “Fear Factor” … another clever way of giving her quick cash and a little promotion for her employers? Anyone ever wonder why poor Stan Rosenfield has to stand close by to these two every time they’re out or getting their photo taken? Because he is the grand protector of anyone finding out more about what’s really going on. He won’t let anyone ask too much info about Sarah and N9NE lest they find out it’s not a real relationship but a payoff for a little loss. Stan is doing everything he can to cover Clooney’s ass. It will be over very soon, guaranteed. But next time you see Bronson or Natalie or Julie or Brooke or Sarah when you visit the Palms, be sure and tell them that they need to rethink their careers. IF N9NE was sued last year for roughly $500,000 in back fees for linen rentals, you can sure as hell bet that they and their employees are doing everything to recoup their losses.

    Stay outta Vegas, Clooney. It only seems to bring you an assload of trouble. Sarah Larson brought you down …. way way down past the level of pond scum. That’s not who you are. Straighten up your life, lay off the booze,and find someone you really love spending your time with. Sarah’s paid alright. But so are BRonson and the rest of them. They’re just collecting on a “loan”.

  19. yum yum, what is the debt that George owes N9NE? Money? Well, he can afford paying a debt back. Why would he go thru this to pay back a debt? Can you please explain? Thanks.

  20. Cornish Hen – you say this is all a PR stunt by the studios and SL is the one he just happened to choose to drag around? And that there is perhaps another woman in the background and they are keeping it hush hush? Then you mention – Sarah Talley (which we all know was from last year). So are you saying that Talley & GC are still (or back) together and keeping it quiet, and pimping out SL for cover? You can’t be serious. Are all your references to an unknown woman and perhaps THE ONE, Talley?  I hope not. The ONE has a meaningful and powerful name. Well Sarah means “Princess”. Doesn’t sound powerful to me. Is he trading one “purple-toe princess” in for another “princess”? You said “The one will be soon” . Well how soon? 1 month, 1 yr, 5 yrs? Spill it … age, marital status, dependants. Doesn’t seem to me that you know what you are talking about if I am reading about blackmail now.

    see last post 3/18
    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/09/another-sarah-larson-and-george-clooney-sighting/

    Is this a PR stunt, blackmail or bet? GC was at the Palms for O13 – What happened that night? I think that is the MAIN question … I posted on 12/23 and asked DeadC if SL would blackmail? No answer from him, of course. I had an uneasy feeling then, I have an uneasy feeling now. What happened that night?

  21. Big gang of drama queen here who always just talking about the same old pictures….my god… you really are scotch-taped in the past.

    And we have a new Preacher here!! Yeah!! Mr Cornish ! Woohoo!! Yess people! Welcome to hear the new psychedelic story about SL (Dark Vadette) and forces of obscure evil (nineOnine), our GC (innocent and a bit depraved hero) …well…what else?… OooH YeSSS!….a new immaculate and so cool virgin will soon come to save our hero.

    Come one gang…take a good and deep breath…end up!

    They are officially a couple since nine month …
    ( I don’t speak about being engaged)
    ( 9 ..hum..hey Mr Cornish..there is a link here…9…lolll )

    They look gorgeous and happy together …

    And, the most important, they live their life and don’t spend their time to spy on the slightest facts and gestures of others …

    Long life to this couple..Yess!!

    Choke yourself with your unhealthy and smelly stories.

    Charlie.

  22. I’m riveted! Da da duuuuuuuuum! Stay tuned for the next installment of the Sarah and George Show which, incidentally, is more entertaining than any film Clooney’s ever made. Word.

  23. I call complete and total bullshit on a gambling debt. The man’s a multi-millionaire and from what I’ve read about him, is a hopeless gambler and only bets relatively small (in rich people’s terms) because of that. It has to be something else. I watched that ET interview where the interviewer shows him a pic of SL modelling and his reaction was damning. He was practically squirming in his chair. Those still trying to claim this is a relationship in the normal sense of the word are in a permanent state of denial.

    Compromising pictures/video is all that’s left. Any takers on this?

  24. Really doubt the blackmail stuff – if it’s money-related. George has enough money to pay off any tattooed rock star wannabee…

    If anyone could blackmail him it would be for having film of him doing something that would ruin his career. That would include humping and/or beating a dog, kid, ‘nother man or humping sarah in the rump.

    Other than that, money wouldn’t be an issue.

    (One aside – someone said George was dating Krista and he didn’t want her to do Emmanuelle – I don’t know if that is true i.e. her wanting to “reprise” her role in E during the time she was dating him, but she had done 8 of them BEFORE she met George on the set of a film. He started dating her and AFTER they were dating he found out about her soft-porn past. The fact that he continued to date her said he was a schmuck then – or he has some need to try to “save” women like that – perhaps from themselves. Either that or the sex must have been phenomenal – cause if I had to hang out with someone with that high pitched, whiny little girl voice for long I think I’d have jumped out of window…)

    As to Sarah, here’s a thought. He sees her across the room, he, of course is drinking, he’s not particularly smart when it comes to women – she causes a reaction in the nether regions – she’s used to being paid so has no issue going off with the older guy – she seems to be okay with assuming the position and gets a paid ride to exotic places…

    So she doesn’t tell him about the “crotch shots” maybe she even forgot about them? Yea, right!

    Then he starts squiring her around to high profile events, people start digging into her past and the shit hits the fan when the pics are revealed. Because despite the tag line – what happens in Vegas (or Belgium was it?) doesn’t always stay in Vegas – especially when you’re stupid enough (or desperate enough for fame) to let someone take pictures of you posing like that.

    Stan gets the first call (or his staff gets wind of it) and now they have to discuss how to mitigate the fallout.

    George, thinking he’s being gallant (or actually has started to have feeling for Sarah – which he really doesn’t understand are feelings based on that soon-to-fade illusion of love that’s solely based on the sexual haze or high you get during the first few months of a relationship) decides that he’s got so much clout that he’ll be able to win over his fans, his peers and his detractors. Hence the high profile dinners in Bev Hills and it cumulates with a walk around the red carpet at the Oscars.

    Wrong.

    The problem isn’t solely the girl – the problem is that people don’t like to be thought of as fools and that’s where George and Stan made their worst mistake. Try to cover a paid escorts past by calling her a model doesn’t work. Too many people know her past and are willing to talk about.

    Try to talk to people about serious problems around the world and people look at the mess of a personal life you have and resent anyone who doesn’t have their own shit together telling them what they should do.

    Someone mentioned that perhaps too many of his fans are looking for the fairy tale happy ending with George. They want to see him with an “acceptable woman” getting married, settling down and having 2.5 kids. Why, I don’t know.

    But IMO I don’t see George settling down with anyone. Those old sayings seems to be at work in George’s life: “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” And in George’s eyes, “If it ain’t broke, why fix it?”

    George doesn’t really have to try to get a woman – they flock toward him. I’ve been in several situations where George was there in person – he doesn’t have to make an effort, it seems he’ll always have an endless stream of women trying to get his attention, so he doesn’t try to do better.

    And on a final but related note – I watched the 20/20 report on prostitution in the US last night. Many of them stated they had been sexually abused at an early age. Many of them turned to drugs to be able to cope. One gal had a college degree and had studied music. She had aspired to be an opera singer. Now she was doing drugs and reduced to giving blow jobs for $20 a pop. She sang a bit for Diane Sawyer who was the reporter. She did have a lovely voice. The update on the gals that had been interviewed at the end – kind of like a where are they now because they had worked on this piece for two years, said that this gal had disappeared. They also noted that statistically prostitutes are more likely to be murdered than the rest of the population.

    My biggest issue with porn and prostitution is that it demoralizes women. One gal said it best… she was in the business to pay for her and her husband’s drug habit. (Wow, what a guy!)

    She stated what she was doing took away her soul and her heart and that she was just an empty shell.

    George dating these type of gals tells me he doesn’t respect women so why should I respect or listen to anything he says?

  25. @srn – No one would believe this if it were to become a movie, even one starring GC. For most of the world he’s still “Danny Ocean” handsome, sexy, cool, great with the ladies, teflon in any dangerous situation and the one who should father their children. When I worked with Richard Simmons there were women who refused to believe he was Gay – people believe what they wish to be true.

    @chuck – if we bother you why do you post here?

    @cornish – So we’re looking for a strong woman with a powerful name? Hmm Brunhilde might be available. Anyone interested send résumé to Stan, e-mail above.

    The publicity whoring begins next week GC on Letterman, Today, Extra, ET and Regis. I don’t remember him EVER being on Regis – I’ll know it’s desperation when he does the View. Supposedly, the tour is going to be small towns – is SL goes, she’ll be a hit with towns that have a moral and ethical compass that doesn’t think Labia shots are equal to publicity photo. Wait, they are, they have been.

  26. I’m not sure about compromising pictures, GC has been pretty open about doing it all, smoking/snorting/taking it all and even inhaling.

    If there are pictures, possibly guy on guy stuff, that would be the only thing that might set him off, but then why SL? She’s no prize unless that’s the point.

    And just because it has been a few days:

    Win a pair of tickets to the European premiere of George Clooney’s Leatherheads

    To celebrate the release of the highly anticipated quick-witted romantic comedy Leatherheads on April 11, Universal has joined forces with Mirror.co.uk to give one lucky winner the chance to rub shoulders with the stars of the film at the exclusive European premiere of Leatherheads on April.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2008/03/21/win-a-pair-of-tickets-to-the-european-premiere-of-george-clooney-s-leatherheads-89520-20358438/

  27. yeah tuva, maybe there’s a video or pictures out there (or why else would clooney gamble away his celebrity good will for an alleged hooker?)

  28. I just had a thought (no comments please, ahem)

    Someone said that GC said “she was a bet” or some such. What if rather than him losing a bet, she IS the bet.

    He bet that he could turn her into a model, actress whatever – ala My Fair Lady. I mentioned that earlier but in a different context.

    That might make some sense, that she was the bet but it got out of hand hence his dis-comfort. She went from bet to attention whore and now he can’t get rid of her.

  29. Charlie, take a long walk off of a short peer, and keep goose stepping until you reach the bottom.

    I don’t think its a gambling debt, as was pointed out, he doesn’t. Blackmail, I don’t think so. Of all the ways to describe George Clooney, stupid doesn’t come to mind. I don’t think he would let anyone, cocktail waitress, secretary, stripper, etc close enough to gather any information on him that could be used to black mail him.

    Is he in love with her, he doesn’t act the way he did with the little french girl, but maybe he’s older and more jaded. I think he does care for her, or Sarah would be long gone. I suppose the weeks apart keeps him from getting bored out of his skull and her underfoot. He wants her there and thats all that matters, its all about what HE wants. So what if he doesnt look happy that she’s there. His bed, he needs to lay quietly.

    I saw the interview where the pictures was shown, and he looked funny to me. Like someone who told a dirty joke and the object of the joke walks in just as they delivered the punch line. I don’t know why he’d scrim when shown a picture of her, when in the beginning, he was very visual and vocal with and about her.

    I don’t know what she’s getting *fame and attention cant be worth the embarrassment of her past being strewn about* and surely a modeling career would be much easier without the escort stories and such. Of late, she looks thinner and not quite so smug, maybe she’s discovered that the package is pretty, but the content is hell on the mind, body and spirit. George may be nice and sweet in public, but the private him is not so easy going.

    As for the mythical one, when George Clooney meets them and decides they’ll do for a while, they become ‘the one.’ Sarah will be around until she serves her purpose whatever it is, and the next one after her, and the next one, and the next one. And they will all be ‘the one.’ Until then, this arrangement works for them both.

    Don’t hate on her, be glad for her however long it lasts, and wish her lots of luck in her new career. Why? Because when we break up with our boyfriends, only our friends and maybe some family might know, maybe a neighbor or two, when George moves on the entire world knows, AND, an added speck in the eyes is, you are forced to see him with the next “one.” That’s gotta sting, regardless of what good terms you left on.

    Of course, there are those that will say they wont break up, he’ll marry her, they’ll have tons of babies, and ride off into the sunset on his Harley; They might be right; But the past, a good indicator of the future, doesnt point to that, but maybe it’ll happen. I cant say for sure that it wont happen, anythings possible. But weeks apart, snide jokes and unflattering remarks at her expense doesnt look good for a long term, retiring-to-Lake-Como- with-grandkiddies-at-their-feet, senario.

  30. everyone is entitled to share what they want. that is part of the first amendment rights for those who live in the united states.

    unless you are watching sarah and george 24-7 then no one and i mean NO ONE has the right to scoff at information. considering this is an open forum for which anyone from and including george and sarah’s crowd can post, then making ridiculous remarks because one is uncomfortable, or it hits too close to home is ridiculous.

    the world will believe a lie before the truth. i have an idea. why don’t someone find out george’s exact address in los angeles and set up a spy station, or better yet on sarah. in this way there will be more credibility on what is true or false.

    the mere fact so many are beating the crap out of cornish makes me suspicious. i have been there so i know how cornish feels. also this is a holiday weekend, so as my mother use to say if you cannot say anything nice, then do not say anything at all.

    a few years back people would have argued that george would not have participated in such rubbish as coochie gate. now some us are arguing that this is non sense about being a set up.

    as i said before by attacking cornish you are proving that what is being said there has to be a string of truth to it. this is always a sure sign of the right path.

    so everyone have a wonderful easter, and be blessed. live in joy, truth, love, and peace. no matter what, the truth always rises to the top no matter how many times someone tries to distract us from it.

    bottom line the truth is coming and fast. we will all know the truth sooner than later. throwing arguments and creating chaos makes it a faster reality. (lol..lol..lol..lol…lol)

    later!

  31. We’re not (at least I’m not) attacking Cornish. All I am saying is – if you have something to say, say it. Don’t jerk people around with 1/2 truths or guessing games. What Cornish says makes sense but only 1/2 sense. PR stunt – yes can see that, so can others. GC not happy – that’s obvious. But why mention Talley – now? Then guessing games about “the one”. Just Say It. If you know something you don’t have to give your “sources”, but at least give enough “evidence” that we can believe you. It is like you are jerking people around with childish games and snickering like a little kid in the background “I Know Something You don’t .. nah, nah, nah.” Give it a rest already.

    Happiness – you are just as bad “the truth is coming and fast”. Quit jerking around and say it, or as your mother would say – don’t say anything at all.

    New Kid – not a bad thought. Maybe she IS the bet.

    I also wonder about the accident – could it be GC’s fault and he is doing all this so that SL won’t say anything …. The accident was in Sept.

    Oh who knows, maybe are really are in love …

  32. At some point, someone close to Sarah Larson (or maybe even Sarah Larson herself) will tell everything. Coochie Gate was a losing game for her from the beginning.

  33. George knew all about Krista’s past porn career as he met her when he cast her in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, (actresses audition w/resume in hand).

    George always does Regis. Which is how Regis ended up having dinner w/him at the Villa in Lake Como.

  34. Paul Sorvino and his massive porker haunches making the acquaintance of a much younger woman in an upscale LA grocery store today — 2’ish on Easter Sunday. According to imdb.com, he will be 67 next month. GC isn’t the only one…the girl looked to be 30’ish. Very pretty face, tall, a little overweight. A big girl, in the same way that he is a big guy. I think she may have approached him. “Are you Paul Sor…etc.?” He is very imposing in person. Tall, and heavy set. Face looks well maintained. Anyway, I heard him say, “Are you alone?”, and other comments sussing out whether she had a husband or boyfriend. Paul: “Life is short” (as he punches her phone number into his PDA), then “I’ll take you home to meet my daughters”. “I’ll call you tonight or tomorrow”. Hmm… I think she said she was an actor as well. Another May/December romance perhaps? Saw him again from another angle later (from behind, as he leaned over the pasta (natch) case). Large belly; massive hips, etc. More Sorvino dish at the link.

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/07192007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

  35. Never disregard a little “soothsaying”. ONE of you got it somewhat right. Her name is and will be meaningful and powerful. It’s only time that will reveal the person of interest, and even then she will be hesitant to push her face into the camera lens to boast of her love, much the opposite of Sarah Larson – which is entirely why George hasn’t yet unveiled such a work of art – she’s leery of the public eye. Just stayed “tuned” and smile. It’s gonna be quite revealing and beautiful all the same.
    :) ~ If we never acquaint on this board again, a sparkle of her eye will confirm your luck to a preface of her advent. Enjoy these moments of ambiguity.

  36. In the recent interview GC gave Nancy O’Dell, he said very matter of factly that there was ‘no truth’ to the rumor that he was engaged. This is one time when a celebrity is saying what he means. There is ‘no truth to’ and likely never will be any truth to such a rumor. Maybe I just missed it, but the other thing that has struck me is how he never refers to her by name. In the talk show interviews I’ve seen, it’s ‘she’ or other oblique references (if at all), but never ‘my girl’ or ‘Sarah’ or any other term that would publicly acknowledge her existence. I have never once heard him say ‘Sarah’. Does anyone else find this odd? Maybe that’s his way of protecting his private life, and not an unconscious attempt to negate her existence.

  37. Blackmail, interesting view..laineygossip did a piece on a young woman who dated George Clooney, got pregnant and was asked to get an abortion and George would make her his “official girlfriend”. I read that on a link someone here provided. Hmmm, could the same thing happened to Larson, except for she taped the if you get an abortion convo as blackmail, so there would be no way he could reneg without her embarassing him. Although Sarah Larson would come off just as bad for aborting a child for fame. Hmmm interesting theory.

  38. @cornish game hen,

    Sorry I don’t believe there is a “ONE”. George Clooney dates women he cares for privately, so if there was a “ONE” he wouldn’t need Larson to throw the scent off. I have read that he has been linked to a very powerful woman, Tamara Mellon, CEO of Jimmy Choos shoes. I doubt if they are still dating.

    At this point Sarah Larson will carry the title and I mean title only, as George Clooney’s girlfriend in hopes of getting work. You won’t see George Clooney attending many of her events, a few if they are high profile designers, but those little unknowns, no way. You’ll see her on the red carpet with him occasionally. I thought it was odd that a photographer followed HER around during that fashion show. They’ll make up excuses of her working, when you don’t see her. I seriously doubt if he takes her to the Fashion Institute Ball in May, his best friend Julia Roberts and designer Armani as well as Anne Winterour will be co-chairing it as well. I don’t think he’ll want Miss Larson there with all of her negative publicity taking over the event. The press would be all about her the next day. People dislike her and they haven’t even seen the Coochie shots.

    That is why I don’t believe there is the “ONE” lurking around, because she wouldn’t tolerate Larson walking around using her man’s name. Or not being abe to attend events with him.

    I seriously doubt if Larson will get much modelling work, because people hate her so much. A model has to be able to sell a product and if she is reviled, there won’t be too many products she could sell. That any publicity is good publicity doesn’t work to well in the product marketing biz, maybe in Hollywood but not Madison Avenue. As for a movie career, that is highly unlikely as well. I believe that rumor George asked Soderbergh to put her in that film. Soderbergh probably laughed his ass off really hard that day.

    Back to the escort chatter, I watched that ABC special on prostitution as well. I wanted to know what the gfe was and it means girlfriend experience…hmmm something that Sarah Larson a redbook did well…hmmm something that Sarah Larson is doing now! :)

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