From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
If anyone cares:
THURSDAY, MARCH 13
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ASHLEY PAIGE 6pm Thursday, March 13. Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios. Invitation only. Media contact Serene Cicora [email protected] http://www.mbfashionweek.com
http://www.mbfashionweek.com/losangeles/fall2008/designers/ashley_paige/index.html
no pictures as of yet, but this is the link
It’s nine ayem and hot off the presses!!! SL will walk the catwalk today at LA Fashion week for the swimwear designer Ashley Paige. She will be in a Paige swimsuit. Practically nekkid, in other words. Can anyone hoof it over and report back? This otta be good. Also saw another newsclip that GC personally refuted rumors that he is engaged or planned to marry SL (said through his publicist).
What you saw nude at matrix online can be seen in Los Angeles tonight partially-clothed!
Here are your marching orders:
Paige show starts at 6PM on Stage One
How to get there and where to park (Culver City):
http://mbfashionweek.com/losangeles/fall2008/directions/
Fashion pics are usually posted in the days/weeks following the shows, but no reason some enterprising sort could not figure out how to take a few pics of their own (ahem, for us — we like customized services) and post them tonight.
Oh, and if you go, please be prepared to answer the all-important question:
Was there a camel toe?
Thanks!
It’s probably in the contract, Clooney must show up or else!!! :)
Well this is probably her big debut, he may show up, may not. I wish her luck. I’ll be back to check out the photos and give my critique. I wish we could see it via video, pictures don’t say much, runway is all about the walk and presence.
GC won’t be there. Reshooting scenes on B.A.R. He could care less anyway. LA Fashion week = models going no where. No one cares and those girls get about 3-500/ per show. Whoopy ding dong.
A GEORGE CLOONEY ‘date’ auction has been pulled from website eBay.com after a charity mix-up.
Auction Charity bosses had set up the chance to accompany Clooney to his Leatherheads premiere in Los Angeles on 31 March (08) in an effort to raise cash for the Boys & Girls Club Of America.
But the item was not as advertised to them, and Clooney had never agreed to walk the red carpet with the winning bidder.
The auction was scheduled to go live on Thursday morning (13Mar08), but it will no longer go ahead.
An Auction Cause spokesman says, “It was all a big misunderstanding. We’ve contacted George Clooney’s representative and apologised.”
Movie & Entertainment News provided by World Entertainment News Network (www.wenn.com)
oops — that ashley paige designer event is by invitation only. and I meant to say mavrix online, not matrix. but you knew that, right? cheerio!
Something occurred to me while looking at the MB Fashion Week site. This seems like something to do, a rich husband/live-in gives the wife/gf something to do so she’ll be out of his face for awhile.
Getting her “modeling” jobs obviously isn’t difficult, so give her the jobs, keep her quiet and get her out of his face. IF he is re-shooting in NY then this isn’t his priority or he’d have made this an off day. He’s an a-lister no one would argue. If she thought he was “the one,” she’d have blown off this show and gone to be with him – other model work could be bought for her.
This designer is no idiot either – she gets press for having GC’s GF/whatever as her model. Either way people are going to look, unless they go to the Pussycat Doll show on another stage….
Ok, folks, the pics are up. Click on the fashion show link provided in an earlier post, then click on ”designers’ and then on ‘ashley paige’. there she is, top row, second photo from the left, looking a lot like a tranny. oh well. she makes one more appearance in another swim suit — see bottom row of photos. those shoulders. i’ll bet she could serve GC his ass on a plate any old day.
http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=1&language=en-US&family=images&p=%22sarah%20larson%22&src=quick
more here, before/after/party pics
http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=1&language=en-US&family=images&ebd=2008-03-12&p=%22sarah%20larson%22&src=standard
This link will get you only the fashion show pics, she still looks like a smug ummm yeah smug.
Trash is trash. Well, I think this is supposed to be an exit strategy for team Clooney. However, I don’t think they realize that you can take the hooker out of Vegas, but you just can’t take the Vegas out of the hooker. She looks so withered and beaten in these photos, I can’t help but laugh. I know models aren’t supposed to smile, but looking at her ugly mug just made me think how miserable she probably truly is inside. Those photos weren’t fierce, they were deadpan and vapid. Tyra Banks would have had a heyday with her, as even the nasty old puppet model woman who used to be on AMNTP would have told her that her awful rack of teeth were severly distracting and to NEVER open her mouth. Truly will have zero future in modeling with such an empty presence. Clever tactic, though, to try and divert attention away from all her vaginal photos. Didn’t really work, though, seeing those photos still exist, as does this website, as do the nearly 24,000 sites that have referenced her as a hooker, stripper, pole dancer, escort, etc. I am sure she didn’t even get paid for her “guest appearance” tonight. Oh, the hilarity! Sarah, sarah, sarah! How will you reinvent yourself now? Are you going to start crocheting your own little fashions for all your N9NE lady friends? Hey, there’s an idea!
And one more thing that was noted – this girl needs to stop waxing and start shaving. Any of you ladies or guys who have ladies that wax their bikini area know what I’m talking about. You do it too long, and the skin folds around your thighs and labia starts to stretch out and look baggy. Her inner thighs had those bags going on and the tanner made it look worse. It’s sickening! Even skinny broads have it happen if they wax for too long and her crotch looked FRIGHTFUL in these photos! No amount of self tanner or airbrushing can cover that, as obviously the airbrushed tans tonight didn’t cover hers. Guess that’s what you get for trying to model at too old of an age for someone who apparently never took care of herself. She should have stuck to “hostessing” in Vegas because she will never live this shit down. Not these photos, and surely not the ones at Viply.
Exit strategy signifies everything is drawing to a close and girlfriend’s on her own to recoup what she has left of a “reputation”. Stan probably feels like this was the only redemptive part of GC dragging an escort around is that she got to enjoy free drinks and appetizers at an event that DIDN’T include GC. Back to the Vegas drawing board. Good luck, Sarah! We’re going to miss ripping you to shreds!
Good riddance!
http://mbfashionweek.com/losangeles/fall2008/designers/ashley_paige/index.html
She really looks so harsh in these bathing suit photos. What’s happened to her?
She used to be a beautiful girl — at least in the beginning of her involvement with Clooney. She’s lost that “sweet” quality — or maybe this is who she really is.
Meanwhile, do you think Clooney will see the Gov. Spitzer of NY/Escort scandal as some sort of “sign” that it’s time to end this charade, (unless it’s really love)?
Can’t imagine his fan base would be as “understanding”, (as his friends, co-workers and mainstream press seem to be), if the truth of Sarah’s “background” and their “relationship” actually became widely known.
WTF. This is fashion, eh? My visceral reactions…
They all look coked up.
They all look like someone beat them, scratched deep grooves where their eyebrows used to be, then punched them all in the lips.
And the material looks like it might come from the same living room as the fabric used to create SL’s Oscar dress.
@fark-lurker, I agree they ALL look a hot mess, not just Larson. What the hell was the theme, crack-heads on the beach. Maybe I have soft spot for her, but she doesn’t any better or worse than the other models and I am not trying to observe her crotch that in depth.
Damn, if cancelled the charity thing, that means he’s going to take her to the world premiere of Leatherheads. Damn, damn, damn. What is the big deal of walking some contest winner down the red carpet, many have done it. Everyone will KNOW it is a contest winner, not a real date. That excuse is a crock of shit.
Early hate report on her first runway from Just Jared, they posted pictures, I don’t know if they are still up it is on the first page. I’m reading everything from where’s her tits, she looks like a tranny, or she-boy. Fug and the usual same comment about her same facial expression.
No boobs, so not sexy. No ass shot, so when I say she has nice legs, I mean ‘from the front’. That said, totally a dog face. In the makeup artist’s chair, looked like an elf in need of a good scrubbing. Not a pretty sight. The lipstick couldn’t decide if it was chola or kabuki. Blech!
I think your are very mean. Sure, the clothes are awful, and the hair and make up don’t help. But I still think she could be a decent model… Not one of the best, of course but a good ads model… She’s got a lot of publicity for free with George.
By the way, Angela George did not attend the Venice’s CArnival…
George With Benefits
The benefits that come with dating George Clooney make up a long, long list. Not even sure if there is a downside to dating George. Especially not if you’re Sarah Larson, who was once a glorified gambling escort in Vegas, with a rather tawdry past, and who now has a front row seat at the Oscars on the arm of Hollywood’s reigning monarch.
What’s great about Sarah though is that she’s not greedy. She is not pushing George for a ring, an engagement, an announcement…none of the things guaranteed to make him bolt. Instead Sarah is playing it much more pragmatically.
An apartment, that’s for sure. Hell, I’d take an apartment over a bauble too. There is equity in property. Being a homeowner sets you up way better than having a diamond.
So now that accommodations have been taken care of, Sarah is smartly looking at her career. She wants to model, you see? And at 29…well, suffice to say, without the influence of her beau, she’s not exactly threatening Coco Rochas, you know what I mean?
With George however it’s a different story. Sarah will be featured in several editorials and she walked the runway yesterday during LA Fashion Week for Ashley Paige. Not that LA fashion week is Paris. Or New York. Or London. Or Milan.
But then again, Sarah’s other gift is that she knows never to overreach. In the same way that she will never force George to propose, she also recognises that she is, at best, LA runway material only.
LA Fashion Week to Paris Fashion Week is like TV to major motion pictures.
If only Sarah could teach Shelf Ass Jessica Biel a few lessons, we’d all be rid of yet another tv girl trying to bust it in the movies.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Larson_on_the_runway_for_Ashley_Paige_during_LA_Fashion_Week.aspx
ast night Ashley Paige debuted her swimwear collection at LA Fashion Week. The big talk of the show was George Clooney’s current girlfriend Sarah Larson who made her runway debut at the show. Sarah told Hollyscoop that this show was her first ever at L.A Fashion Week.
The entire tent was in a frenzy expecting George’s arrival. However, at the last minute George didn’t show up because he was in a photo shoot that took longer than expected.
One source tells Hollyscoop exclusively, “Sarah’s mood drastically changed when she found out that George wasn’t coming.”
Hollyscoop got the opportunity to talk to Sarah prior to the show and she seemed anxious to walk the runway. That must have been before she found out that George wasn’t coming. Video coming up soon!
http://www.hollyscoop.com/george-clooney/george-clooney-misses-girlfriends-first-fashion-show_15125.aspx
Hmm neg reports on her Oscar dress, neg reports on her modeling, George “running late,” the implication he’s bought/rented her an apartment – a slight hint they’re not living together. Her mood “drastically changing” when he didn’t tell her he wasn’t showing up or he did and that pissed her off.
Is that light at the end of the tunnel an on coming train?
I hope she’s ready for the end, her expiration date is showing.
http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=1&language=en-US&family=images&ebd=2008-03-12&p=%22sarah%20larson%22&src=standard
DeadC? Anyone? Who was her guest?
Oh my… they are so … cynical (it’s the right word?)! SL is not so bad! Her face? She was trying to be professional, it’s her first runway! :-) She is an average model, for me. She can do it sometimes, but only if she doesn’t want to get famous for this. Just one thing: she doesn’t look… normal. I don’t want to offend anyone but she looks/seems unintelligent, I mean. Here is the point.
Well, I was thinking that even George doesn’t seem so brilliant ad clever in these days. So, maybe SL is really the ONE!
By the way – Susan :-) yeah I know that… you were there at the Event?
L sweetie – about the video, I was looking for the best sequence shot ever. I found Peter Weir (I love him) then Kubrick, my wonderful Rossellini, and of course Tarkovskij… then Tarkovskij/Solaris and then Soderbergh/Solaris…
and then the “trouble” – I thought it was the “Solaris” original sequence! ;-)
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/03/sarah_larson_clooney_girlfrien_1.html
REALLY not flattering picture, one could play xylophone on the ribs.
Apart from being George Clooney’s arm candy, Sarah Larson can now add bikini model to her résumé. She walked last night at Ashley Paige’s show in L.A. The 28-year-old braved the runway alongside real models like Jessica Miller. The dark makeup didn’t do her any favors, and she doesn’t exactly have the typically bodacious swimsuit-model body. (Okay, we counted her ribs.) But we figure if you’ve managed to snag one of the world’s biggest movie stars, you can pretty much do whatever you want. And if that doesn’t give the A-cup crowd hope, we don’t know what will. So rock on with your skinny self, Larson. —Kendall Herbst
Sarah Larson got a job
http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/114
George Clooney’s mute girl toy, Sarah Larson, walked in the Ashley Paige show for L.A. fashion week yesterday. Sarah shouldn’t bother with this sort of thing. She’s Clooney’s kept girl and should spend her days figuring out how she’s going to get knocked up. Shit like this is doing nothing for her future. Think about it. Instead of walking down some runway wearing this shit, she could’ve been home punching holes in all the condoms or replacing her birth control pills with Tic-Tacs. This gold digger has so much to learn.
The make-up artist royally messed up. The eyebrows needed to be darker and thinner. They should’ve lost the dark lipstick completely, but only kept the dark lip liner. Chola beauty needs to hit the mainstream already! I expect all you chicks out there to throw out your lipsticks and pick up the Sharpie. You owe it to the future of beauty.
She looks questionable on a good day…last night LMFO!!!! OMG…she is seriously regretting this today I am sure…she does look like a tranny…a very greedy, smug , tranny, but tranny none the less! I hope after George she meets the stupidest bastard on the planet so she can feel superior to some one…because when she sees how she looks in these hideous , to much information (no one should wax until it hangs) , low rent vegas side show photos of herself she will know like most of us modeling was never in her future!!! If I were her I would buy every one of those photos and burn them so they would never be seen again!
As much as I have had my share of raging commentary; ranging from angry to frustrated to feeling that I have been “duped” by George and his PR firm with their attempts to legitimize this girl as something other than what she is; I don’t believe I have seen as much vitriolic commentary regarding her looks as I have read in these posts.
Again, let me reiterate – I disagree with the choices she has made in her life and how they affect George’s credibility and integrity. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not off the hook either because he’s made the choice to date women like this, so as she’s the latest then my ire gets directed at her along with him.
But, unless at some point I lost my mind and don’t remember, I always kept my commentary to her actions and how it relates to my perception of the type of person she is. I personally don’t have any issue with her looks – other than there are parts of her I wish I had never seen.
But I wonder how many posting here have any better looks to speak of? I just find it amazing at how truly nasty the comments on her looks have become. Personally, I don’t care how she “looks” or whether she waxes too much or not. I think those comments take the eye off the real problem.
She has been reported to be a party girl/escort/hooker. My opinion is that due to circumstances of how she hooked up with George and appearances, she doesn’t seem to have issue having someone pay for her time or services. She seems to be ambitious and doesn’t see anything wrong with selling herself to get what she wants – this could be said of many Hollywood starlets.
How many actresses do we know of that have posed in Playboy and still gotten acting jobs? Pamela Anderson – there’s a repeat offender. Denise Richards (who I believe was alleged to be one of Heidi Fleiss’ gals – is that where Charlie Sheen met her?)
But how many have posed in Hustler (which specializes in crotch shots) and still gotten non-porn related acting jobs in Hollywood or high fashion modeling jobs, etc.? I really don’t know since it only took one inadvertent look at a cover shot of Hustler for me to know that was a magazine I would never have any interest in reading or viewing – as the case may be! But I’m going to venture not many.
I know that Kelsey Grammer of Cheers/Fraser etc. married a “former stripper” and had a child with her. But I believe I heard they have split up. So much for till death do us part.
No matter how much you try, there will always be that stigma of the past and by dating someone like George who is so high profile, it will be the thing talked about incessantly – until she no longer is the flavor of the month/week or year and he moves on. Because if there is one thing we can count on… George will move on.
But If George wants publicity like this to continue – then by all means – pick another party girl/porn star/soft porn star (Sarah, Jenna, Krista) to date.
But, if he wants publicity for what he’s doing and he truly wants to make a difference whether it be socially, politically or in his charitable endeavors, then he needs to get his head out of this current gal’s ass and make a better choice.
As to Sarah, she does have opportunities to model – just not high fashion. What’s worse for her is that she will always have that asterisk by her name:
Sarah Larson*
*Las Vegas escort who dated George Clooney.
The video of the fashion show (and interview of Sarah) is at http://www.hollyscoop.com/hollyscoop-tv.aspx
At least she is getting better at speaking in front of the camera…. (kind of).
http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2008/03/14/its-good-to-be-george-clooney/
More photos, different from those we’ve already seen…
http://www.pr-inside.com/george-clooney-s-girlfriend-sarah-larson-r485009.htm
Video Interview with SL while she’s being made up
They also think Sarah has talent!
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/category/sarah-larson
George, george, george. We need to have a talk.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=03&evt=larson-runway&pic=sarah-larson-runway-14.jpg
gc should have been there for her.
is there anything that can be done about these slow loading pages?
People magazine is now calling her “special guest model” I think that translates into “My boyfriend is bigger than your editor.” or perhaps “My boyfriend says hire me or he’ll be in breach of our contract.”
Another article says that she was only hired two days before the show, Hollyscoop called her “their special guest.”
Either way, as the quote goes any press is good press as long as your name is spelt correctly.
The line has gotten WAY more publicity than it would if SL hadn’t been there.
SL has gotten what she wanted (I hope)
GC is getting what he wants
Hollyscoop probably has more hits that its every before had.
All is well in Hollyweird.
BTW, I work as a researcher/fact finder/verifier I don’t spend all day looking for SL articles :) My current assignment is tracking something/someone attached to fashion week. (not SL but she shows up in the work)
I didn’t go to the shows, I didn’t get the swag (that sucks) but it’s interesting reading reactions here and elsewhere.
Two of the most funny comments on Internet about the poor SL:
The Oscars Event…
“I heard that when George Clooney returned to his seat after he presented, he accidentally sat on her because he thought she was a sofa”
The SL modelling exploit…
“I’ll be DAMN GEORGE!! I got bigger BOOPS then she does! And I’m a boy!!!! Anytime Mr. Clooney!”
without the 5″ heels, those those “long, lanky, lean” models would suddenly look downright ordinary. pffftttt!
Julie, try clearing your browser cache and deleting cookies.
The browser may be holding old versions of the web page, clearing all of the above should make things load faster. What browser are you using? Firefox is a memory hog and I’m not familiar with IE since I’m on a mac and I use Safari.
justwannapokemyeyesout- you may be right, I may not look any better than SL but…I’m not trying to break into modeling, either. When you want a career that is based on your looks (or at least that’s how most of us would define it) you put the way that you look up for judgment by others. Models are hired to display clothes in the hopes that dumb shumcks like me will want to buy them. I’m supposed to look at her in a bathing suit and imagine that it will make me look just like her and that that is a good thing. Well, it ain’t and I have the right to look at her and say that I don’t like the way she looks and this is why. If you don’t want your looks judged and commented on get into a profession where your looks don’t count. Dig out that college degree and do something useful with it.
new kid — thanks, tho i regularly clear out all, including cache. i think it may be because i also regularly delete cookies, and the site doesn’t recognize me when i return. i do that to protect internet snoops from building profiles on me, etc. damned if you do, damned if you don’t sort of dealie. tx. again.
Dead C – My hat’s off to you for not selling out to tabloids and for writing something of which you knew and knew from absolute DIRECT experience, and not second or third-hand information. Unfortunately, it is a blogsite. And blogsites don’t carry much credibility, even though I believe you 100%.
Rest of you – Listen, okay? While this blogsite, long as it is, is filled with certain truths, some speculations, and probably many many lies from it’s commentors, consider why blogsites are what they are. Anyone can write in and comment on shit that they don’t know. Opinions can’t be passed off as fact, ever. Perez Hilton.com ain’t exactly legit info just as much as Entertainment Tonight isn’t exactly news. We know that there’s spin galore all over all types of media. Often times these celebs are the ones doing the most of the lying. But I gotta tell you that 50% of the internet is BULLSHIT. And what makes it bullshit is the lies that people tell. Blog sites are not something that people can generally sue over … the legal retainers are too high, judges throw out the cases, states can make up their own laws, IP addresses are tough to find who they belong to. Most celebs choose to IGNORE blogsites, which is why, unfortunately, Dead C’s site has been rendered ineffective. GC’s people take one look at this without reading all the opinions and just pass it off like most people do and should pass off blogsites … as pure baloney.
Now, I am not at all calling Dead C a liar at all, nor am I claiming that others on here don’t have legitimate things to say. But you have to consider that it’s still, by and large, being ignored. When that author of the Esquire Magazine took Clooney for a ride on the internet, I’ll betcha he NEVER showed him this site. I’d be also willing to bet that he never showed Clooney the pictures at Viply of Sarah Larson’s naked crotch. He may have been trying to drop hints to Clooney that he SHOULD cruise the internet and see what people are saying and what’s out there, but that wasn’t done. And Clooney hasn’t the time and couldn’t care less about blogsites, because again, most of them are 99% drivel. In his list of questions regarding women GC’s dated, notice he NEVER asked him if he ever DATED Sarah Larson. Because I am sure if he did, his answer would be the same as his answer regarding Krista Allen: “No”. That was maybe a clever way of saying to GC that people are on to him, but even if it was, Clooney never picked up on his drift. Because blogsite aren’t exactly legit. Plain as that.
So I guess what I am trying to say is that if you all are true fans and are truly disgusted by this girl, don’t go replying to a bunch of insults and speculations written in by other bloggers. Take your complaints to people who may truly be listening … even if they do attempt to cover it all up. Because the truth is, NONE of his people are looking into her real history. I’ve seen the videos, seen her workplace, seen the photos and I for one think that she’s highly paid call girl. But publicists and studios and agents KNOW that nothing on the internet is controlled, which is why people act out of control on the internet. None of them care about internet bloggers, because internet bloggers are, by and large, screwed up people who are getting away with LIBEL because there are no internet laws enforce nationwide.
My solution? Hit ’em where it hurts.
Write an email with appropriate concerns and corresponding weblinks to her naked photos and raunchy web videos to people who haven’t read the blogsites:
Tony Potts of Access Hollywood:
[email protected]
Tim Vincent of Access Hollywood:
[email protected]
Stan Rosenfield & Associates:
[email protected]
Ph: 310.286.7474
Fx: 310.286.2255
Tell ’em how you really feel. Tell them you’re tired of the spin on a subject that’s making your favorite star look really bad. Tell them that Stan, king of PR, who always says that he “never comments on [Clooney’s] his personal life” is starting to make himself into a liar. Tell him people aren’t fooled how Governor Spitzer was made into a public mockery but somehow the whistle hasn’t yet been blown on a guy you once loved and respected and you think they should stop with this game because it COULD catch up to all of them. Let them know his tickets sales are being affected because they’re NOT paying attention to the negative spin because they’re NOT using their heads.
But nobody from his team even cares that this site exists. If you want to voice your complaint, then voice it to the people that matter. But don’t sit here and chew the fat. That only makes you all look like the others who exist on other blogsites … crazy people. A lot of you are probably legit, but you’re barking up the wrong tree by frivolously blogging away to people who can’t do anything about it all.
a. nonny mouse – I understand your comments – I didn’t look at it that way but I’d rather see a WOMAN of 29 trying to sell me clothes than a 10, 11 or 12 year old being made up to look older and then thrown at me to try to sell me something.
There are two companies that I have issue with in that regard – maybe because they are so blatant about it – Ralph Lauren and Abercrombie & Fitch.
But that’s a different issue for another time.
As to Sarah one thing I thought when I looked at the makeup was that this Ashley gal (the designer) must have been forced to take her on as a model. The makeup she got was awful. I think she has decent looks normally, that’s why I never comment on them. As I’ve repeated over and over I have issue with the choices she made.
People have spoken about this relationship being just a publicity stunt. Seems to me that idea may have backfired. Was there this much of a firestorm with Krista? Of course not, because he was smart enough not to parade the porn star around the red carpet.
But with Sarah he seems to be acting like someone who has literally lost his mind. How he could think dating her and parading her would get him “good” press is beyond me. I think that’s why even the mainstream media is starting to make snide comments. I guess like everyone else, we’re tired of being made to feel like a bunch of chumps or idiots.
Personally, I’m tired of most actors and their narcissistic, “we-can-do-no-wrong-and-they’ll-still-come-see-our-flicks” attitudes. Hollywood believes it can do anything it wants and we’ll still coming running. As much as they may despise the tactics of the paparazzi – the paps are doing us, the fans a favor. Now when a celebrity acts up, there is more of a chance that there will be someone around with a camera phone or video – so it’s not as easy to get away with some of the crap they used to get away with.
And I wouldn’t really care if they did. Be an ass, make your flicks, collect your money and go home at the end of the day. But if you’re going to get up on soap box and try to make comments about someone else’s shortcomings then you’d better come from a place of integrity in your own life.
That’s where George keeps failing. So my feeling is – if he wants to date women who sell themselves – then date them, fuck ‘um all you want, just don’t shove them in my face at an event like the Oscars. And for good measure get off your damn soapbox and go home.
I don’t listen to assholes in my personal life, I’ll be damned if I’m going to give my hard earned money to see a flick made by someone who is behaving like a fool and then trying to tell the rest of the world how to act.
Is it just me, or does this sound like a government crackdown? At this point there will not be any politicians, or Hollywood for that matter. (lol)Ouch! Oh my! there are really hitting this home.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080316/ap_on_re_us/spitzer_mann_act
Century-old law tied to Spitzer scandal By MARCUS FRANKLIN, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 47 minutes ago
NEW YORK – Among the charges Gov. Eliot Spitzer could face in the call-girl scandal that has cost him his job is one that has been brought against a slew of other prominent men in the past century.
In court papers, Client 9, identified by law enforcement officials as Spitzer, paid for a prostitute to take a train in February from New York to Washington and have sex with him at an upscale hotel.
Spitzer has not been charged with a crime, but four people accused of running the prostitution operation that authorities say he used have been charged with violating the Mann Act, a federal law that bans carrying women or girls across state lines for “prostitution or debauchery, or for any other immoral purpose.”
The 1910 act has been amended and used for purposes ranging from the political to the racist, said David Langum, author of “Crossing Over the Line: Legislating Morality and the Mann Act.” The act also thrust vice crimes, once the domain of states, under the purview of federal authorities.
Entertainer Charlie Chaplin, architect Frank Lloyd Wright, musician Chuck Berry and heavyweight champ Jack Johnson all were accused of violating the act; Berry and Johnson, a bareknuckle fighter who held the title from 1908 to 1915, served prison time over it.
Johnson, a black man who often faced racial hostility because of resentment over his dominance of white opponents and flamboyant relationships with white women, was accused of transporting a prostitute from Pittsburgh to Chicago.
“He really was charged because he was a black guy who married white women,” said Langum, a research professor of law at the Cumberland School of Law at Samford University in Birmingham, Ala.
Afterward, a prosecutor said Johnson’s conviction was the “foremost example of the evil in permitting the intermarriage of whites and blacks,” Langum said.
“It was very racial,” the professor said.
In recent years, the Committee to Pardon Jack Johnson — which includes Ken Burns, who made the documentary “Unforgivable Blackness” about Johnson, and former New York Mayor David Dinkins — was established.
FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover was said to have instigated the charge against Chaplin because of the entertainer’s left-leaning political views. Rock’n’roll pioneer Berry, who’s also black, was convicted of transporting an underage girl across state lines. The charge against Wright concerned a child-custody dispute.
The act, named for Illinois Congressman James Robert Mann, grew out of hysteria during the turn of the last century over fears that immigrant men were abducting white women and girls who were leaving rural farm areas to work in cities, and forcing them into prostitution, historians said.
There were government vice commissions and reports. Novels about “white slavery,” or sexual slavery, appeared.
Langum wrote in his book that the act was “laden with presumptuous moralism.”
Officially known as the White-Slave Traffic Act, it was amended in 1986. The words “debauchery” and “any other immoral purpose” were replaced with “any sexual activity for which any person can be charged with a criminal offense.”
Conviction carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison.
But legal precedent is on Spitzer’s side when it comes to the Mann act: It hasn’t been used to prosecute individual customers of prostitutes for years, Langum and other experts said.
Spitzer, a moral crusader who humbly announced his resignation days ago, effective Monday, could face other charges too, including soliciting and paying for sex, and illegally arranging cash transactions to conceal their purpose.
“If he’s prosecuted under the Mann Act, it’s because of who he is rather than what he did,” Langum said. “Because he’s the governor of New York and because he was a hard-liner on crime.”
Hmmm.
Sadly, everyone involved seems to have forgotten that both of these people have come from “blue collar world.”
Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe that’s what they share – being able to be “ordinary” underneath the glamour?
I’ll tell you a little story: way back in 1992, when I was working in a civil service job, and singing with a jazz group at night, a small group of three exotic dancers used to come in to see the band, after their last shift – no hooking, just three quiet girls, all single mothers, who sat quietly, had a drink, and were not the focus of attention.
I used to go over, sit down, have a little talk, and share dreams of a better life together. One night, one of them said to me, very quietly, “You know what? I almost have enough money saved to go to nursing schoo.. Me and my kid are moving next month, soon’s I hear if I got in.”
I gave her a hug. I didn’t worry about her lip gloss rubbing off on my shirt.
The next day I got up and went to work, no worse for the wear, the dreams of a little shared wish for a bit of excitement beyond the ordinary, or the very real wish for kindness, and a better life, for someone else, who understood that life is not always a fairytale, but can suddenly become something beyond itself, when we don’t stop believing in “a little bit of magic” in ourselves, or other people….smile. I hope they bring the world more good – together, or apart. That is what success makes possible, and I don’t resent the possibility of it for anyone, for just that reason.
Saw this elsewhere: just contact his rep, Stan, and tell him what you think yourselves:
sra (at) srapr (dot) com
Or just forward him the links tothe videos and vaginal labia photos. At least he’ll know what his client is poking on a nightly routine. Hey, doesn’t everyone want their “girlfriend’s” labial snapshots all over the internet????
What do you think is going to happen? Do you not believe Stan already knows about these pictures?
Do you think GC is going to dump SL immediately? If he did, rumors aside he’d be a bigger cad than if she just got paid off and faded away?
As for the soft-core porn actress, she wasn’t at the Oscars but she was at the after-party. There are pictures of her in the limo with him, holding the Academy Award.
Denying dating her? My guess is that it’s his smart-ass sense of humor that doesn’t translate well into print. Don’t remember if the author asked if GC was dating SL, I think the article started with the fact he was dating her….
Psych 101 here but don’t men date women that remind them of their mother? Don’t men love a woman as they saw their father love their mother?
I think that Nick and Nina know what is going on and approve in their own parental way.
Can’t agree that his mother is similar to the girls he dates. He’s talked about her being Mayor of their town. I think she helped put the roof on their house. She built a bar w/a buzz saw G gave her for xmas. He’s always talked about how strong & self-sufficient she is.
I think he’s going the opposite way as to have no emotional connection w/these girls.
@newkid
Sarah Larson is more of the anti-Nina Clooney. Nina Clooney is well-spoken, kind, independent and strong minded woman. As far as I know of Sarah Larson she is not any of those adjectives. Nina Clooney made a comment about George on the red carpet ( Ocean’s 13 premiere), stating she wish he would settle down. Lo and behold 3 months later he finds the second most vilest chick he’s ever met and settles down. Sarah Talley being the first. Seems like a big f*ck you to Nina Clooney. I’ll pick a hooker and make her my girlfriend, I bet Nina want say anything about his love life anymore.
I am sure Stan, the fellas at Access Hollywood, E!, Extra, and everyone else have seen the pictures of her already. Why do they still mention her on their shows, I don’t know. Is it that no one really cares for Clooney that much, possibly. He’s not Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, he’s not pulling them like these two. I’m certain if Pitt was dating a hooker, it would have been on all of the news shows. Would people even care if they did run the story and included the pictures, probably not. At worst, he may be privately asked to give up his UN Peace Messenger title. I am, however, going to write, just to see what will happen. I seriously doubt if anything happens and he can still pull it was a prank out of his, maybe that is what he is waiting for to be publicly called on it.