From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
Well that tee is going on my Christmas list. When I get it (and I will), I’m going to paint out the “f” so it reads “I ucked George Clooney”. Anyway, thanks for sharing, and good luck nailing George!
xx,
J.
So everybody can stop wondering, yes. I believe that she is part Asian but not half Asian. I don’t know how much but her mom looks part Asian as well.
Did George have a vasectomy?
I’ve been wondering this for the longest time; especially since he’s so adamant about not having children. If he has screwed as many skanks as claimed; how on earth DOES he NOT KNOCK any of them up? And IF he isn’t fixed; how stupid are they NOT to poke holes in his condoms?
LOL Cherry!
Rumour has it that he has had a vasectomy. But someone else may be able to confirm it for you. I just had to let you know that you cracked me up – especially this line… “how stupid are they NOT to poke holes in his condoms?”
She looks like she has Down’s Syndrome.
Decided to look up Clooney’s films, as there were many I had not seen. Three Kings was on screen tonight, and it’s an amazing anti-war film about Gulf War I. And tough to watch at times. It gave me new respect for the guy. This chatter about his personal life detracts from what counts. He’s done some courageous things in his 46 years, and is not finished yet. I take everything said in the media (about anyone) with a grain of salt. My three cents.
It’s true. Ellen Barkin & GC did the nasty. Not just a prank comment. GC behaves like a naughtly little boy. Look at how his head is always down and then he looks up with his eyes. This is a manchild, Peter Pan, doesn’t want to grow up. Spends his vacations with male friends. Never stays with a woman more than few months. Sure she’s on his arm now. It’s not love. It’s sex. It’s publicity. It’s companionship. He’ll tire of her. They have nothing in common. Big age difference. Huge chasm between their IQ’s. She already has an agent lined up and as soon as her stint on GC’s arm is done, she’ll have a career. Not based on talent. Simply based on who she fucked.
“She already has an agent lined up”
Are you being sarcastic or you know for a fact she has got an agent lined up? If she has, WOW, she moves fast!
If you happen to read the agent bit somewhere, can you state where please? Curious to go and read it…
Is it REALLY that serious folks? Who gives a damn who he dates? I thought I’ve read it ALL (i.e. the bashing of GC/SL) until I read a post on the IMDb where a poster said he (presumably a gay dude) would stop being a FAN if George and Sarah moved in together. :shock: LMAO I mean, like damn….get a life! I could see if you disagreed with his political issues and you no longer wanted to support him as fan; but to stop liking a celebrity because of who he or she dates; is just obsessive and pathetic.
Shary – most of us are just wasting time at work on this board. Even so, I am interesting in George Clooney and in who he’s dating. I’m also interested in law, politics, environmental news and current events. But that stuff gets heavy, and added to the problems most of us have in our own lives, also gets stressful. So it’s nice to distract oneself with some harmless celebrity gossip is, for me, a non-stressful way to kill time.
Even so, I am interested in George Clooney and in who he’s dating.
So if this board is “obsessive” and “pathetic” and we take it too seriously and you don’t give a damn, why are you here? Are you ashamed of reading celebrity gossip? That’s understandable, but then why post anything? If you’re seeking validation, why would you want to do it here, from all of us losers who post about George Clooney’s girlfriend?
Hollywood Insider:
Rumors going around that Clooney is in love with this chick and thinks he may be the one? What about that chatter? Do you think he is thinking about the possibility of dying alone and may really be considering settling down?
I’m not a fan of this Sarah Larson chick, but it would be cool if he did get married to a regular, down to earth person. His whole commitment phobe/perpetual batchelor/serial womanizer is NOT SEXY. Look at Warren Beaty. He got way more credibility when he married the very classy Annette Benning.
Although Annette has never been seen in raunchy photos with her head buried in another woman’s cleavage, but still.
Sarah (not Larson)–
in response to your comment to shary where you ask why she is even visiting this message board, I have to say something. This actually isn’t even a fucking message board. It’s the comment section under an article that I wrote which you guys have turned into a make-shift message board. Don’t get me wrong, I find it very resourceful because there won’t even be a messageboard on here until I transfer everything over to the new server.
The point however remains that people are welcome to come leave comments in the comment section, that’s what it’s for. It’s a fine line though, I understand. If she didn’t really care then why would she come to this article at all? I understand what you’re saying. The only issue here is that the whole point of my article was me asking “Why does this shit matter so much? It’s not a big deal”
So by her saying “Is it REALLY that serious folks?” she’s kind of riding that line of relevance.
On the other hand, I wrote it for everyone that does care as well as everyone who doesn’t.
I just don’t think that she shot her self in the foot as much as many comments left on here, that’s all.
I also can’t help but respond when other people are going Lord of the Flies on my page and claiming it is for one thing or the other. I’m glad that people have found ownership here on my comment section. I’m glad that you all keep returning. If anything, it amuses me.
Just be aware of the content on the rest of the site and that you might not support any of it at all.
I really need an integrated message board!
Hollywood insider: – first she is now the flavor of the month, now she’s THE ONE? who are your sources ? National enquirer …
Deadc and Shary – I think that at the end of the day, we are all just here to amuse ourselves. Like Sarah (not Larson) said, we are individuals with more serious interests, but essentially come here to this makeshift message board to have a little fun. At the end of the day, do we really care who GC shags? Not really, we have far more important things closer to home to worry about – but mucking around here sure does make for some interesting and hilarious moments!
Is it mean that Sarah is being torn apart around the web? Yes. Is she and George and his publicist) managing the situation well? No. Each is not managing it well (or has managed it well from the beginning) for various reasons which I could not be bothered to get into – those reasons have been covered well elsewhere. Why do we care that they are not managing it well? Now, here we can go into that whole celebrity conversation, where they earn a lot of money being famous, they create certain images (and in turn a fantasy) of themselves in order to generate interest and revenue from fans. Thus, don’t the fans deserve something in return – an image that they were originally sold into, a chance to be opinionated and get lost in the fantasy of the celebrity’s personal live that he/she is exposing to the public in order to generate interest in their movie/cause blah blah blah blah…. Like I said, this really could turn into a completely different thread of conversation… but enough of that, back to the George and Sarah show whilst it lasts! :-)
I have certainly posted my share of appalling comments, mostly out of boredom. But a few of those were based on outright indignation as well. Darn. There’s someone who gets to do what he wants when he wants and has the world on a string (GC) — not to mention an actual villa. Darn. There’s someone who gets all the goodies — queen for a day — and did nothing but shake her bootie to earn them (SL). Like she is the first — that’s describes most of the younger actresses working in Hollywood! But bottom line, after letting off all that steam, I’ve realized I don’t really care. GC is, by all reports, a very happy man, and why wouldn’t he be? He’s leading a fuller life than most and doing what most men can only dream of. He’s supposedly a genuinely likeable guy. So, he’s not leading the life you’d like him to lead (married with children). It’s not as though the world needs more people brought into this sorry world. Or that you know THAT many couples who are happily married. He certainly doesn’t come off as a phony in the interviews I’ve seen (numerous), or as someone who is in to kinky sex. But anything is possible, as we know. Ijumped on the celebrity gossip bandwagon in earnest this time (spent hours looking up shit), and in the process learned a great deal (Lake Como) and had a lot of fun. As another poster said…it’s a non-sensical respite from the daily routine. So a Thank You to Dead C…who hosted this silly party.
Major difference between Ms. Larson and Annette is obvious, I don’t have to point it out. Warren stopped being attractive to a lot of woman a long time ago. He was fortunate that Annette came along when she did, I think even he was tired of the spin. George is quickly heading that way. All things come to an end.
George has had a long time to think about growing old and dying alone, and no I don’t think a 28 year old, who seems more interested in his money and fame then him, is the tipping factor that will bring him to heel, so to speak. I’m not the only one who thinks Sarah’s interest go way beyond a good time with a great guy, which is what many bloggers and gossip columnists are catching on to and throwing out their 2 cents of snide comments.
Their interest in each other seems small, their dinner dates public and staged. (Come on, days after the accident they couldn’t have dinner in his or her room and just relax? Instead she dresses up, him, his usually down, and they go out to dinner???? He needs ot switch to a hotel that can provide room service) This is not the typical reactions of a couple that just escaped an accident that could have cost them their lives. PR wise, their first outing should have been the MC premier.
George Clooney has filmed in NY a few times, he has managed to have a social life, and date, and yet, this time around, everywhere he goes, there is paparazzi?? Not an accident. When he wants to be seen with a woman, he’s seen, when he doesn’t want to be seen he isn’t. With Sarah he wants to be seen, and no I don’t have to be a Hollywood insider to know its not because he is smitten or deeply in love.
If George Clooney is in love with Sarah after a month, A MONTH!!, more power to him, I still cant help but think the entire thing is a load of crap, and Sarah really doesn’t help herself by loving the camera as much as she does. And George doesn’t help himself in the ‘they are in love’ department, by looking like he’d rather be having a tooth extracted then walk the red carpet. They look like friends out to dinner and between the two, she has more money. (yes, I know Armani provided her clothes, but you’d think at some point she’d be more comfortable dressed in something less..ah..dressy) for a casual dinner with her lover of a month.
Sarah is acting as if SHE is the celebrity, she isn’t, THATS what drawing many fans, bloogers and gossip communists ire. She’s forgotten how she got on that red carpet and why?
She might be a sweet girl who intends to save the rain forest/small animals, and help the homeless, but at this point, her only claim to fame is being the lover of a famous, older man. Is this really something to be famous for? Does that really call for a photo-op each time you must go out to dinner.
I don’t know either of them, but for someone who is deeply in love, neither of them seem passably interested in the other, in a sexual way . Sure they hold hands, and she hops along smiling, but most of it is for the camera. She visits him on the set, dressed as if she’s going for an assignment, and when they go out to dinner she is always dressed as if its an audition. while he looks like he was doing home repairs and decided to go out to dinner.
The entire sun times article was a load of crap and an obvious plant. Were George truly interested in keeping his private life private he would have, he didn’t, so he wasn’t. There have been a lot of PR blunders and they weren’t by accident. Some have back fired, and that is the main problem here. Never has any of George Clooney lady friends drawn as many snide and/or nasty remarks from professionals as well as fans alike, and the common theme is the same. It would be easy to say the fans are jealous, but what’s the excuse for the professionals? They cant all be jealous, and if they were, wouldn’t their comments be as snide and pointed towards George??
It seems to me any thoughts or reports of marriage are way too early. This smacks of a Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes arrangement, gone amok, and I sincerely hope George doesn’t decide to start jumping on sofas as proof of his love, he might hurt his back again.
As for Hollywood insider, yes it would be cool if he got married to a person who isn’t interested in being famous,and found himself a true partner, but I don’t think he’s found that person in Ms. Larson. She loves the camera way too much, and now thinks, she is the celebrity. Always a bad sign in these things.
anyone else suspicious that Sarah has gotten George on drugs
to make him dependent on her?
I keep looking at George’s photos & he doesn’t seem okay since
Sarah came into the picture.
One thing I’ve learned in dealing with my son is that if he isn’t
okay around certain people, that those people are not good.
To Flower,
are you all becoming crazy? He’s got a broken rib. It’s very painful, doesn’t it?
He looks tired because he’s working hard everyday at his new movie, even with his rib broken.
I don’t like that girl, either but she is not that trash not is she a witch…
I have been reading all of the comments and must agree with the majority this will not last, but I don’t think it was ever meant to. Maybe it’s time G.C. faces his biggest fear an intelligent, independent woman closer to his own age that can carry on a grownup conversation. Has he stopped to think these young girls would probably not give him a second look if he were not so famous and how they can benefit for being seen with him.
As for all the ladies that are over 50, we have so much more to offer men. I am a 50 year old lingerie model, with a 4.0 GPA, I can ride my own motorcycle and married to the same man for 31 years.
Looking at those pictures of Sarah I have one suggestion, fire your dress designer. As for G.C. he better get the young girls while he still can, looking at some of his recent photos his days as sexiest man alive are numbered. I hope that G.C. will one day find a woman that truly makes him happy I just don’t think this girl is the one and if he dosen’t want kids, who cares, where is it written that people have to have kids just because they are famous.
from ‘digitalspy’ website (in Britain)
‘George Clooney’
Sarah Larson’s ex-boyfriend has warned her new lover George Clooney to “treat her right”.
Musician Tommy McKaughan said Larson would make an ideal partner for the Ocean’s Thirteen star, who she met while working as a waitress in Las Vegas.
He told the Sun: ”Sarah believes everyone has a soulmate. I think she would make a great soulmate for George. She was a hippie chick who was the rebel of her family.
”If George truly wants to settle down and have children, Sarah would make an excellent mum. During high school, she had a part-time job at a local day care centre rocking babies to sleep.”
The couple have reportedly grown increasingly close since they were injured in a bike crash in New Jersey last week.
McKaughan, who claims to be Larson’s first love, warned: “If I could say one thing to George, it would be ‘No one knows better than me, what a wonderful woman Sarah is, so treat her right.'”
if you want to see Sarah’s tongue go to
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007450140,00.html
also, click on the slideshow to see other photos.
her gal pal is a) better looking and b) has a nicer tongue. this pic tells me all i need to know.
I knew a couple once, where the woman sucked the life blood out of her partner during the few years they were married. A kind of spiritual demolishing. He was a shell of his former self at the end. To polish him off, she had an affair with someone who worked in his department, then divorced him, married the affair guy, then bought a home a few doors away from her ex so he could see her with the other man every single day. Talk about a modern-day vampire! So it does happen. There are dynamics in every relationship, and not all are healthy or ‘good’. With a history of punching a boyfriend or two, the potential is certainly there. I think GC would recognize that and ward it off or exit the friendship if that were the case. He has a lot of experience with women. If (some would say ‘when’) he dumps her, there absolutely will be fireworks.
To Penny,
why do you think he wants to find his soul mate, a good girl to live with?
I always says he likes his life and that he’s devoting to his work. These can be his last years like a leading actor, not like a director or support actor, so he is concentrated on working. And his time off is to spend with his friends (males).
So my bet is that he’ll be like now til his 50’s. Maybe then he’ll start to find “the one”… Too late? Maybe
And about this rumours about a next wedding… Well, everything could happens… but I don’t buy these news…
Just here passing time…
You know I don’t understand why all the photo ops either and I have to agree with some things Penny said. What’s up with going out to dinner everynight, not only going to dinner but every time they do it’s a photo op? Apparently this hotel must have some crappy room service if you can’t get a descent meal sent to your room. Especailly after an accident. The last thing I would want to do is go anywhere I don’t have to with broke toes. Why doesn’t this hotel have a secret exit in the back or something so they can go out in peace… Oh that’s right its for publicity.
If George really wanted to keep it private, he would have done what it seemed like he usually did… be with them at his home and away from the camera and walk the red carpets and events by himself (with a few exeptions). As soon as I heard she did Fear Factor, I knew his private life was down the drain. As for those racy photos, who didn’t think she DIDN’T have any? She works at a nightclub wearing scantily clad clothing(if you will) and goes around to different places promoting this club. Hello…. As soon as GC heard the words Fear Factor, fear should have been a factor for his private life if he was at all interested in keeping things private and just kept it moving and kicked her to the curb.
I think what a lot of people here on this comment board, message board whatever, is so fascinated with is how she became known in the short period of time she’s been with him. Plus why she seems to be the only chick that’s been in GC ‘s life that has generated so much talk in so little time with photo ops to match. And what is she really out for? She was already on TV once, could she just be with him to further her career? She and the rest of the world already knows he’s never going to marry again(so he says). What’s her M.O?
I understand GC is GC, this is his preference and I’m sure he’s a nice guy if you knew him. And I’m sure he’s with her for reasons unbeknowst to me but I can’t stand seeing old dudes with young girls. Call me jealous or whatever but really… everytime I see a picture of them it just looks like she’s being escorted or walked by her dad or something. Jeez. Why do old guys always resort to some young piece of tail…is it to get back or try to hold on to a vanishing youth. Or is it just because he can? …..Probably the latter….
Susan, I don’t know, it just seems a given to me, but maybe I am projecting. There is a lot to be said for coming home to someone who knows you, your body, your wants and needs, who can look at you and know something’s wrong without a long drawn out explanation. I’ve been married 6 years, and its the best thing I ever did.
I guess I just assume he wants or would benefit from something or someone that is a constant in his life. His girlfriends all seem attractive, and fun to be with, but transitory. And they are getting younger and younger and it just looks kind of, I don’t know, like he has become that lothario he wanted to avoid.
Its like a joke you constantly tell over and over, and at some point, you need to be pulled aside and told, “look, it was funny at first, not so much anymore, leave it alone.” That’s how it seems with his dating, the wild oats sowing thing was a good excuse, but now, not so much anymore. I wish they looked like they did more then dress up and go to dinner.
To Penny,
I don’t buy Sarah’s stuff, either. But it seems is going to last for months, or maybe a year.
I guess we must assume he is a man with his contradictions (like everybody else, by the way).
He has a demanding career, he might be at a crutial moment at his work: he needs another Oscar as an actor, he is starting a director’s career and that takes time.
Of course, the best thing is to have both: a good career and a successful love life. He fail on the second issue and He has confessed it many times. I agree with you that his taste on women is just awful and he could become a pathetic lothario unless he changed his mind an behaviour… but he doesn’t like… by the moment. The question is: will be a suitable woman for fim whe he’ll decide to settle down? There are not many Annette Bennings o Lucianas out there….
Really girls, I think it’s a stretch to say they are NOT having a good time. I doubt GC would be with this chick if he were not. As for making a public appearance within days of the accident, it seems a no-brainer that the purpose would be to put to rest any worries or concerns his fans might have about whether he was ‘ok’ following his accident. That, and the fact that this is a very active, restless man, who has many facets to his life — business, film, politics — someone who, after putting in a full day on set, meets up with a LA Times reporter at midnight for dinner and a bottle of wine. He’s not one to sit around in a hotel room and twiddle his thumbs. If he can walk, he will be up and moving. In interviews, he’s polite enough, but he fidgets. He wants to get on and be done with it. I also noticed the restaurant they went to was a four or five star Italian place…Scalinatella…no way is ‘room service’ going to serve food of that quality. I guess I don’t read that much into the public appearance so soon after the accident.
I have seen photos with Balitrans and Snowden, so he announced this relationship in a similar way and is being seen around town (s) similarly. What is different with this girl is her love of the camera, and her willingness to hog the spotlight. And what teh HELL is with the permagrin? My God. ShouIdn’t she close it once in awhile just to keep the flies out? GC has been less public with Krista Allen, who fades in and out of his life at his convenience, or so it seems. As one gossip columnist put it, Krista ‘understands’ GC and his needs, and accepts him, which is code for ‘she understands his need to have other relationships and puts no pressure on him”. SL? I don’t think she will agree to that. Just a guess. Maybe that’s why he’s looked a little “off center” a few times in her company. Only time will tell where this one goes. There’s an age difference, but if it ends, it will be for other reasons I think. There are too many examples of really old men and younger women who have had long (satisfying?) relationships. Clint Eastwood seems to be in one right now. Her lack of a real career brings up the question of whether this is a relationship of equals. Sexual power is only one aspect to any relationship.
Yes, he has been with a lot of women but he’s only been seen out with the ones he seems serious about like Balitran and Snowdon, but it just seems so soon to flaunt her out especially since she’s been on a reality show. I think if she was a legit A-list actress SL’s motive and her permagrin wouldn’t come in to question. And what’s with her talking to the media at the premiere? I don’t think his PR wanted that to happen and she sounds sort of like a valley girl. But anyway…
Yes, there have been May-December romances out there that have lasted till the end of time but I think a lot of people/fans expected more in a significant other for him instead of someone whose career isn’t equal to his and seems to be just along for the ride.
Krista, even though he never flaunted her down the red carpet may have had a better understanding of him but I’m guessing even she got tired of the nonsense and left the party for more stability. I read she’s getting married to a guy she’s known for about a year. He proposed on her birthday.
As for being seen so soon after the accident, I mean he sent out a statement plus he could have waited the two days until the premiere to show everyone that he was fine. Yes, he seems to be a man that doesn’t like to sit in one place for too long but even movers and shakers need to take a break. Working is one thing but going out was another. I think that restaurant they went to wasn’t going to move anytime soon. And I’m sure he could get a table whenever he wants.
to 1girl2u:
one of the ways GC keeps his profile ‘hot’ is by staying in the news. it’s possible the dinner date so soon after the accident was for publicity purposes only. he is promoting a movie, after all. as has been said here before…some relationships appear ‘in time’ for movie openings, then disappear once the film has debuted. only time will tell if this is a relationship of convenience. btw, i am not seeing THAT many photos of them on the Internet (new ones don’t show up on a daily basis), so he does have some privacy.
if what you say is true, i am happy for krista allen. she deserved better (a commitment).
new pics of george and sarah at a private screening of michael clayton. she looks very ordinary in these photos, a bit frazzled, and more and more like the girl next door or the “small town girl” that she actually is.
if she were not already taken (she’s married to actor vincent cassell), monica belluci would be the PERFECT match for george. she’s italian, accomplished (speaks italian, french and english fluently, plus aramaic), and would be right at home in lake como. she is also very european/classy.
sarah seems like a fun girl though, so whatever floats his boat. here you go…
http://www.clooneystudio.com/michaelclayton_30sep07/
yo deadc,
u rock for putting forth ur side of the story and not glamorizing anything, or feeding much into the tabloid monster, and for letting any and everyone comment hahaha
i believe pretty much everything u and hollywood insider posted, ur friend is prob basically the same kent chick she always was but just really ambitious and lucky and doin whatev it takes to get ahead..
hey can’t blame her… better george, than any freakin cast couch dir/prod tool
larson is at a point where any f’ing publicity helps her, and clooney is untouchable no matter how slutteee, b/c he knows how to work the biz and fans and media, has a great personality and sense of humor and knows perfectly how to communicate that
good luck w/ur music dude
I just watched a little-known Clooney film, “Welcome to Collinwood”. I loved it! It was produced by Section 8, Clooney’s company. He has a bit part in it, and probably shouldn’t have. His performance seemed out of place with the rest of the characters. Otherwise, lots of fine acting by Isaiah Washington, Jennifer Esposito, Bill Macy, Michael Deter, and Sam Rockwell. The tagline, which will give you a clear idea of the film, reads something like: “five men, one safe, no brains”. It’s very funny.
To 1girl, Penny and Julie
– why is he flauntering her so soon? One explanation: he’s sure he is in love with her. Second one: he couldn’t cast anyone better between his string of last lovers. Yes, he is a celebrity but with a rep and it’s not esay to adlib one suitable. He” be at David Letterman’s show on 8th. Sure he will have to ask some questions about her. Don’t wait him to be very specific.
– Yes, he looks sometimes off center. But i could also be out of work, his painful broken rib..
– She has only one toe broken and 4 strained (Nick Clooney said). She has nothing to do all the day long but to choose a dress, make up and take care of her hair (well I guess she has a stylist). So why is she supposed to stay at her bedroom, hopping around or watching tv? She is smart and she goes out whith his guy, wearing a good dress, knowing people in the showbussines, enjoying a dinner and yes, looking and smiling at the camera. Lots of publicity for her…. news model/actress career.
Good for her, she is not wasting her time!
– Let’s face it. She is going to last, and not just he can dump her by now. How long? George’s average is 3 years (I don’t think they are goint to las so long but all we could be wrong.
– To Penny: yeah it is wonderful sharing your life with a good partner. But he looks concentrated on his work and enjoying his life, his family, friends and his lovers. Is he going to settle down? Mariella Frostrup, a British journalist who knows him very well wrote about it: “However, I’ve every conviction that George Clooney will one day disappear from those ‘world’s leading bachelor’ lists and follow Warren Beatty into relationship oblivion. It won’t be because some lucky woman managed to convince him, or because his understanding of women is uniquely enlightened, but because most people at some stage in their lives (and admittedly men arrive there later and later these days), decide that single pursuits sit uncomfortably with maturity in other areas.”
Here’s an excerpt from a magazine’s (web site’s?) interview with GC.
Interviewer: Does the whole “fame” thing get tiresome?
GC: The only thing that’s tiresome is people in mass. I’ll walk down a corridor, right across a lobby and suddenly there are 150 people who are going to act differently than they normally would, grown people. It’s not because of me as much as it is a feeding frenzy. Suddenly something is going on.
I remember going to the Cannes film festival once and people were throwing themselves on the car; ten deep piled on top of the car; and they’re screaming and pounding on the car. It was really sort of nerve racking, and I remember the image of this one person’s face, screaming like a madman, and he goes ‘WHO ARE YOU?’ And you realise that it has nothing to do with you, it was simply the event.
I have to admit that this has been an amusing read. Article was interesting and the comments are hilarious.
Dead C, not slamming you, but you’re getting something out of posting this story. Attention? Blowing off steam? You stated that you’re getting the information out there so it isn’t distorted by the tabloids. Methinks Sarah is quite capable of taking care of herself. If not, then G.C.’s legal & PR team are certainly able to do it.
The various comments about G.C.
Sex: The guy apparently likes a lot of variety. So what? It’s sex, not heroin. I fail to see how the private actions of two consenting adults impacts anyone else.
PR Campaign: PR campaign with Sarah? Yeah, I believe it. Everyone benefits. George looks ‘responsible’, sells his movie and the media outlets make money because these stories sell more papers and increase web traffic – which mean higher advertising rates. Only criticism leveled should be at those who believe everything they read ;-)
Amused-
Thanks for reading the article and I think that you got the point of it whether you realize it or not. I write. This site doesn’t center around George Clooney or Hollywood gossip at all really. I’m not out to defend Sarah, obviously, but I was just contacted by In Touch Weekly a couple of days ago via email and I told them to fuck off.
I don’t want my own words twisted, that’s all, and the chaos surrounding me and the people that I choose to remain in contact with because of it was making me sick. Not the chaos around her because I’m sure that she welcomes that.
Thanks for commenting on the article itself. Very few people have actually done that and I appreciate it. Sorry if I don’t trust George Clooney’s PR. If I trusted mainstream media outlets I probably wouldn’t be so inclined to write this shit myself
Dead C — Consistent with my other ‘take the money and run’ posts, I have to say, why AREN’T you profiting from having known SL? I really do not see why you cannot continue this blog while at the same time telling your story to the media. I mean, you could always insist on ‘final edit’ if you were concerned your story would be twisted. I think you could have a lot of fun with this, not to mention make some money. Not to put your teeth on edge, but maybe you need an agent. I would NOT hold that against you. Whatever you do, I still think it’s honorable that you posted the story here first, and let us mouth of as needed. — J.
I seriously doubt that its honorable.
The frenzy that I was referring to, though, was with all of the ideas of “can we make money off of this“, people offering cash and false promises and all of the drama involved. It was starting to feel like a Ducktales episode where everyone had gold fever.
I’d rather focus on my own projects. If it’s on the site at least it still deals with my own project.
Fuck it.
Ok, then: Commendable.
I have approval of all comments before they reach display. Althought I have stated that I do not censor on my page, regardless of how ignorant a comment may be, I would like to re-clarify.
Any and all racist and or homophobic comments that are posted, will not be tolerated. If you are that fucked up, it is no surprise if you are forced to live vicariously through the media and why your lives are filled with turmoil and confusion.
Clearly this was not intended for everyone who posted here, but the ones that it is intended for can go fuck themselves. It’s most likely your only options anyway.
Thanks.
DeadC…maybe you won’t understand comments posted by people
20 yrs. your senior til you are older.
My generation can communicate without using the fuck word.
And most probably never have done drugs.
Doesn’t make us need Dr. Phil either.
Next time maybe you should try to find out what problem lies
within you that you are intolerant.
Fine with me that you don’t post me.
Oops…a couple of the pics posted earlier (tongues out photos purporting to be of SL) are actually of Jenny Woo, NOT SL. Jenny Woo is an Asian bisexual (described as such on their website) reporter for gambling911.com (I think I have that right). So, now, it seems to me that claims of a hookup between Jenny Woo and SL during a promo tour in Amsterdam a few years ago may be motivated by an interest in increasing gambling911’s web traffic, or in publicity for Jenny Woo, NOT in conveying any ‘truth’ about SL. The Sun (UK paper) also published a tongue’s out photo of Woo, labeling it as “SL”.
Hey Flower,
I don’t mean to butt in but it was too tempting. Isn’t your generation( I’m basing this on the assumption that DeadC is in his late 20’s, and you saying you’re 20yrs his senior) part of the whole 60’s/70’s hippie-freelove-drugs and rock and roll era? “most probably never have done drugs” …Seriously? Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought that most of the weird deviant stuff that is almost tame in today’s culture was a product of YOUR generation…Two words:key parties. I can’t stand when people use their age as a way to patronize the younger generation….There was as much violence, sex, drugs, and profanity in the past as there is today…
Deadc
Do what you feel is right, its your article, and you should censor things that are racist or homophobic on your site.
That being said, I was always taught, if you are invited to someone’s home and don’t like something that they do or say, thank them for the invitation, grab your coat and leave.
This is your ‘home’ I respect your rules, and at some point, if I don’t like what’s being served, I’ll leave. Seems simple to me.
You’ve been very tolerant I think and I have no problem with your request. We are after all discussing a woman who seems to treasure her 15 minutes in the spotlight after years of wanting it, and a middle aged movie star who seems to be trying to hold onto his youth, or maybe, as some have pointed out, its love. doubt it. Anyway, whatever the case may be, its interesting to watch and I appreciate the insight into one of the characters.
Thanks again for the above article, and for the place to post responses, its much appreciated.
DeadC
Your short story here about Sarah Larson is very Alice Munro. That is a compliment of the highest order.
You should check out her stories. Moons of Jupiter is one of my favorite collections.
Although I don’t think she’s quite up your alley, your spin on random chicks from Kent reminded me of her. It’s NOT chick lit, nor is it a feminist celebration of Lilith Fair, so don’t be afraid to check her out.
Flower–
I guess it was pretty obvious to you that you were one of the ignorant dipshits that I was referring to. First off, I backed off when you came here seeking sympathy on the irrelevant topics relating to your mismanaged life and relationship choices, but I guess it’s fair game at this point.
Maybe I will understand your plight when I’m 50. That is, if I’m alone by then and I cease being a productive member of anyone’s life especially my own. I could learn a lot from a 50 yr old woman who is single and has had everybody who I believed “really loved me” cheat on me and/or “tried to kill me“.
How many people out there have racist grandparents, seriously? The answer is plenty, and your archaic views are nothing to be admired.
Milton will often simply check the comments to see if they are spam and approve them blindly. This was working in the past but I see that there needs to be more review of certain comments left on the site. If you honestly did have your shit together, then why are you on MY page every fucking day and using it as an opportunity to explain your horrible situations away to yourself. Let me guess, you fucked a lot of guys? You thought they all liked you? You are a fucking stereotype in a psychological textbook and, since you haven’t figured anything out about your own life yet, let alone life in general, you use the fact that you’ve fucked up so many times and your age as an example of wisdom.
That really doesn’t make any sense, and I’m sure that the part of you deep inside, mind you extremely deep, that has some sort of awarenes knows this all too well. It’s just a clear example that you actually don’t understand a goddam thing and that you never will. Time’s running out sweetie.
If your husband actually did try to “kill you”, which I’m sure is an exaggeration, it was probably his only other recourse short of killing himself. George Clooney has nothing to do with your life being a complete waste of time and the fact that you are projecting your responsibilities so intensely is a prime example of how fucked up you really are.
Thanks again for being elitist but displaying concise flaws that would topple your own arguments. It saves everyone else the trouble.
If these statements really are hurtful to you, that’s sad but it means that they are true. The real tragedy is that you have no one to hold you while you are crying tonight about the isolated traffic jam that swallowed your entire being.
Dead C –
As to your post, I can only say “ugh”.
Count me out of this web site.
–J.
OMG I am a child of the 70’s. Long hair hippies who supported free love. I don’t think my generation swore as much but I think that’s because we were to stoned. Hell a party wasn’t a party unless you were high. All this and I was one of the good ones. If GC is on drugs as a recent comment suggested, I don’t think Sarah is to blame, GC has already made a statement that he would not run for president because he has done to many drugs and slept with too many women. DeadC I noticed in your article that Sarah went to college, do you have any idea what her major was going to be? Perhaps GC perfers a more dominating girl. Loved the article and I always enjoy reading the comments. Not to sure how it went from SL to drugs but thought I would stop by and add my opinion. By the way I get along better with people who are of this generation, because so many of my generation grew up and forgot what it was like to live and enjoy life.
Julie–
That’s cool. My comment was actually in response to one of Flower’s condescending comments that wasn’t supposed to be blocked but was. It is now back up if you want to read it.
I have some really good friends in a lesbian rap duo that I’ve been meaning to interview for this site. I don’t appreciate comments that refer negatively towards people’s sexuality or race. If you are going to take posts in that direction or wish to support them, feel free to leave the site.
I looked back over the posts on here and the posts from FLOWER seem to imply Sarah is drugging Clooney and she is the one that posted the tongue pictures that clearly are not of Sarah in the first place. If someone feels that they can leave fucked up shit like that on here, which I have ignored, and then they take it to the next level and accuse me of being ignorant for leaving a general statement about what will not be permitted, I do not feel sympathetic in the least for them and I will respond to it. If someone wants to be malicious towards others, I couldn’t give a fuck about their feelings, even if they are delusional.