From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
*Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
What game is George playing?! I am getting fed up.
Deadc, you’re famous, congrats:
“Clooney gal getting blogged down
Oh my blog! George Clooney’s gal pal Sarah Larson has some nasty hometown frenemies.
Former friends and family members from Larson’s hometown of Kent, Wash., have been chiming in on a local site – http://www.deadc.wordpress.com – and revealing some very personal details from the ex-cocktail- waitress’ past, including one that might inspire George to take boxing lessons, and a story about how her father married a man years after he divorced her mom.
One writer notes that Larson once punched an ex-boyfriend in the face and personally came on to him.
“Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends.”
Clooney’s rep had no comment on the blog.
Other Kent homebodies (including one who claims to be Larson’s Aunt Sue) are weighing in, in addition to the more than 1,000 comments already.
“Aunt Sue” says: “I always enjoyed Sarah and her sisters. I remember lots of camping trips and slumber parties with the girls at my house. … Everything you said sounds to me like a young woman trying to figure out what she wants to do with her life.”
Jeez. If Clooney marries this girl, the whole town will be angling for a reality show.”
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/piazza/index.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/03/09/2008-03-09_sex__the_singular_star_sarah_jessica_par.html
And so it starts in the main stream press…”Clooney’s rep had no comment.”
(deadc you’re famous! read the article)
Gawker and Google news also have picked up the Daily News article
http://www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2008/03/09/george-gives-sarah-a-ride/
If these are recent pictures, why is the publicity whore hiding her face? She’s usually sticking it out there for all to see?
New Kid – Lay it on me. How do you set up a spider? I thought the only way you could find out who was searching for what was by demanding to see search engine records. Is there any easier way? Do tell.
Those pics that new kid posted a link to are old. They’re from last Nov, when George had his altercation with the paparazzi and got off his bike to scold them. The angle and lighting make it look like it’s a woman who has long, darker hair, but it’s her and they’re old. No idea why he told her to hide her face, guessing it was because he was ticked at the photographers and wanted to make a statement.
Here is the People pic. Same exact clothing, same bike:
http://pics.livejournal.com/clooneyproject4/pic/0022670z/g620
It doesn’t give me names, it gives me provider, city/state and approximate area.
There are various database that allow spider – looking for something specific?
@Casey
Thanks, I wasn’t sure they were new that’s why I said “if.”
I’ve got a suspicion now that this blog has hit the non-gossip world news we’ll be seeing alot of pictures that were never before seen. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see Auntie Sue come on back.
To save some time – I am going to copy and paste another post from IMDB… the photos of George over the weekend are new and god only knows if that is Sarah… would not surprise me if she is not as she is desperately trying to hide her face and George has a smirk on his – aka “we’re caught!”
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Here’s a slightly larger version of the New pics that have showed up. George is wearing a different helmet (the back covers more of his neck and the brim is not as large on this one as the other also he has the ear covering on this one) and looks as if he’s growing the scruffy beard back. These pictures were taken this weekend.
http://pics.livejournal.com/clooneyproject3/pic/003tfg1t
In the OP you can see that he’s clean shaven and is wearing the old helmet he usually favors.
http://pics.livejournal.com/clooneyproject4/pic/0022670z
No comment from Stan? Perhaps that’s just the silence before the shit hits the fan? Or is it the silence after the shit hit the fan? And where the hell did that saying come from? I mean, where would there be a fan that would come in contact with shit? A cow barn? I don’t know – It’s obvious I’ve never lived on a farm! But what’s that got to do with George and Sarah. Nothing of course, just the way my brain works.
So no dig to you deadc, but it must be a slow day in the news when the mainstream press comments on this blog – I mean it’s not like people haven’t been here since September! Cutting edge reporting there – next they’re going to give us the breaking news that Paris Hilton is leaving for Asia to help the elephants…
Alright so I guess this blogs getting linked up everywhere now regardless of the fact that it was written in September. The other sites are using it for traffic while talking shit and trying to play me like an international asshole. Gawker.com even cuts huge excerpts, out of context, while swiping a shit ton of the content. There was even a brief mention of me and the article in US Weekly recently.
You’ll notice that my real name is never used and that this site is credited. If anyone is curious as to why, it’s because I have refused to cooperate. NY Daily News, of whom I was previously unaware, contacted me and I told them that I wasn’t interested in speaking with them. They continued to try and convince me. I have since become aware that they are among the foremost shady tabloids by M. Hersted, a previous resident of Brookly, NY. Apparently many stores even refuse to carry that poorly written shit rag. After refusing to work with them, as to not feed into any part of the media frenzy, they posted that article about me anyway.
My article is still being viewed as unimportant information that I have strained my memory to recall in a mediocre attempt to defame a former “class Mate”. It comes off as weak information that “must be” stretched to become racy enough to weaken her credibility. In reality it was supposed to be mediocre information that was used to show Sarah in a light that people could relate to. The truth may not be that excited, so I apologize. Feel free to watch Oceans 12 if you are interested in contrived actions sequences and poor, rushed character development.
One positive thing I can say about Gawker is that they included this line in the slew of direct quotes copied from the site:
“The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. ”
Here is one quote from my article that I have noticed that no one seems interested in mentioning ever:
“She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting.”
Apparently, I was naive as to the amount of interest that this post would bring. I was also naive to the fact that writing on the internet isn’t about thoughts and creation but that it’s about blogging and all that is supposed to entail is some stolen associated press photo with a stupid fucking caption under it.
I thank those of you who have come here and who have been visiting. This article is yours now and has been for a while. It’s your forum. You may notice that I still delete questionable comments regarding race and/or sexual preferences. I never wanted to promote hate on my site. I prefer to talk about subjects that are oppressive, whether it’s Hollywood, the Govt., etc. and never planned to replace it with a whole other form of oppression.
I allow comments whether I agree with them or not and I have always allowed direct attacks against me without filter. Due to my belief in free speech and an open forum I have allowed people to attack someone that I know in irrelevant ways such as her teeth, etc.? My intention was never to set up a lynch mob. It has actually even become uncomfortable for me at times but I didn’t want to censor anyone.
As for any media digging hipocrites that want to project by attacking me just because I actually wouldn’t help them dig through me, while they are siphoning my content, “eat a dick”. Your whole industry is obviously a sham, but you know that. At least I have made that my clear point from the beginning. The negetive and positive celebrity gossip magazines and sites are both completely manufactured bullshit. If anyone was thinking of asking me the difference between my comments and posts vs those of others sites, that’s it. I don’t believe in the industry and I have never tried work any angle claiming that I have.
LOVED gc’s retort to Rupert Everett (“wasn’t he in Dunstan Checks In?”) Why yes he was, and his costar was an orangutan. Take that!!
New Kid: Nah, nothing specific, but thanks! Although…give me some ideas about how I could use that in some interesting way…and…
But I think the results are giving you an ISP’s server location, right? That may or may not be located anywhere near the user (although Kent seems a sure bet). I’m just curious why anyone would want to know such things. Marketing purposes, perhaps?
You know, I really am not all that interested in SL. Just not. The only reason I even heard of her was because of my interest in GC and film. GC is nobody’s fool. That much comes through loud and clear in every interview I have ever seen him involved in. And he isn’t interested in SL for her intellect anyway. In the looks department, his better days are behind him (based on these latest photos).
It surprises me how long these guys keep going…Harrison Ford is a perfect example…I mean, grey hair and wrinkles galore, and he just never quits. It takes nerve to put all that saggy skin in a closeup while playing the lead in an action adventure movie. then again, never over-estimate the ego of an actor. I’m not even sure that is doable.
Your words were twisted (e.g. edited) to fit whatever angle the mags wanted to portray no matter how much you declined to participate. Maybe you should have taken the money in the first place. Also, your attitude in writing, whether intentional or not, seems very spiteful, which makes it easy to misconstrue what you may have been trying to put across.
Personally, any “unknown” girl that was a bartender, cocktail waitress, or even a go-go dancer that hooks up with a movie star is in it to win it. She wants either money, fame, or whatever. The end.
I just want to say I don’t know Sarah or Clooney (obviously) but I think it shows a lot that a celebrity of his status is so into a “normal girl”. I thik it’s great, and I wish them AMAZING luck and happiness in the future.
Haters come a dime a dozen!
Who cares if Sarah is not a megastar? She’s apparently good enough for big time bachelor Clooney ti wife-up.
At the end of the day when all the crybaby-ass-public whining is causing you freaks to have acid reflux, she’ll be living off the spotlight that you continue to ignorantly shine on her.
She’s not a camera hog, doesn’t seem like an attention whore & obviously has what it takes to keep Georgy Porgy interested on a new level. So what she wore braces when she was kid. So what she was a waitress. Does dancing make her a bad person? Does being broke make you not worthy of being with a rich man?
Are you effing kidding me?
Drop the haterade & realize the results are eventually going to be this:
Sarah = WINNER at the end of the day
Hater = Still Bitter for the rest of your life.
We’ll people’s the engagement rumor sounds like it may be more than just a rumor!
Perez Hilton is reporting that According to British reports, George Clooney and Sarah Larson are engaged!
We wouldn’t be surprised if this report is indeed true. Sarah got to go with George as his date to the Oscars this year. She was the first woman to be invited to walk the red carpet with Clooney!
Surprisingly, the two have made their relationship last for almost a year now.
Sarah met George on the clock in Vegas. She was his waitress. He’s said to like the waitresses. A lot.
Main stream press from UK Marie Claire to showbizspy are reporting the “secretly engaged the Italian restaurant worker says” (see my previous post.)
Wonder if there will be a denial? A comfirmation?
She marries him and calling it a circus will be an understatement, I’m guessing with this blog hitting mainstream press, they’re already not happy campers.
Too bad.
Deadc,
I wouldn’t get too angry over the recent articles or take them personal. This blog here is the DIRT on Larson. The dirt they are all afraid to print, fearing repercussions from Clooney and friends. It is easier to make us out to be enemies and hate mongers, than to print a real investigative piece on Larson. I believe most media sources have had it out for her since the Oscars. Cinderella does not bitch and moan with Prince Charming.
I know they’d like to do an investigative piece on Larson, hell they have the funds to prove once and for all the escort chatter, but if they mess with George Clooney, he can get his friends to boycott certain mags as well. Also the press has been siphoning from this site since day one. The recent a “story on Larson” from E news, 98% of the content was based on information in your piece.
Most of what you said about her, she has proven true on her own. Her latest shenanigans at the Oscars, show she is definitely high-maintenance. What type of woman complains about her dress being heavy and it took too long to get dress ? And note how they provided a link to the site, so all can see those photos of her hoha without the stars, to see links to Lainey’s site, … if they were that appalled by what was going on here, they wouldn’t have included the link. This is their way of embarassing Clooney without really doing anything themselves.
@justwannapokemyeyesout
E! weekend did a short piece, Guliana Rancic said George Clooney’s soulmate( with sarcasm) Sarah Larson are planning on getting married, stated some other rumors and brief discussion of the show. I didn’t watch the show, pretty much tired of the KIng and Queen, right now. If they try to play it off as a joke, then so be it.
Anyone who writes a long diatribe on the “true story” behind an actor’s GF is clearly a whackjob with an envy problem. Why waste your time over someone so unimportant?
Stan speaks!
http://www.hollyscoop.com/george-clooney/george-clooney-not-engaged-to-sarah-larson_15051.aspx
There are reports circulating around the Internet that George Clooney is engaged to his girlfriend Sarah Larson.
Hollyscoop has exclusively learned that there is no truth to this rumor. George is not marrying Sarah Larson in Italy this summer and he is not engaged…. not yet at least.
“No truth to any element of the story,” George’s publicist Stan Rosenfeld tells Hollyscoop.
Pheww! We were worried there for a minute. Don’t worry ladies George is still a bachelor.
WhampaWhampa
The end result will be
Sarah Larson= branded for life as a goldigging _____
People who are smart enough to know= you have to change more than your
address to change who you are
@new kid
The recent article in Esquire is probably suffice enough and that is why there is no statement. He states the pyschic is getting a little ahead of herself, when the writer asks about marriage. A marriage rumor comes up once every three days. You know our favorite attention whore would be sporting a ring big enough to blind us all, she does nothing secretly. If they are in an Italian restaurant in Italy where people speak Italian, how do they know they were engaged, when they both speak English. If a ring was purchased recently, I could see it being true, but no recent jewelry purchases makes me skeptical. Hell we know what the ate and drank for Valentine’s Day. If George bought ring we would know.
But then again to prove people wrong they could be engaged and she’s probably pregnant as well. Nick and Nina must be pleased their baby boy has found true love and will reproduce.
Stan has released a statement saying there is “no truth to the engagment rumors”.
Here is the link:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/george-clooney/george-clooney-not-engaged-to-sarah-larson_15051.aspx
and the text:
There are reports circulating around the Internet that George Clooney is engaged to his girlfriend Sarah Larson.
Hollyscoop has exclusively learned that there is no truth to this rumor. George is not marrying Sarah Larson in Italy this summer and he is not engaged…. not yet at least.
“No truth to any element of the story,” George’s publicist Stan Rosenfield tells Hollyscoop.
Pheww! We were worried there for a minute. Don’t worry ladies George is still a bachelor.
UPDATE: George Clooney also released a statement denying the rumors stating, “These reports are not true.”
oops, sorry, about duplicate.
This combined with the “mystery” woman on the back of the bike seem to be the beginning of the end. I think the mystery woman is a ruse, GC playing with the press – is it HER or isn’t it?
Funny our blog should be found, the story that’s been on the internet for a week or so suddenly being picked up, the mystery woman hiding her face. All by the mainstream press.
@ Shelly
Yup, if she were engaged our favorite attention whore would have “a friend” report, off the record of course, that A.W. is engaged, the rock is a gazillion carats and the wedding will be small with only family and close friends attending. The next scream you would hear is Nick and Nina reaching for the kool-aid.
The Leatherheads premiere is the end of this month out Grauman’s yes I know it’s not officially that anymore but I’m old okay? It will be interesting to see if they stop for press or if she is suddenly “taking a break.” Will we shortly see GC hospitalized for “exhaustion?”
Just Wanna… Thanks for echoing some of what I was trying to say and going further in some respects. Btw, I signed no clause when I went to the cinema or bought a dvd.
George is not a rotten guy. But apparently he’s not entirely the guy he has wanted us to believe that he is (maybe he started out that way). That’s the guy I went to see at the cinema.
Interesting turn of events today….
ShamrockFiona, I don’t believe that most people posting on this site are upset because Ms. Larsen looks Asian (now). And why would you single out some poor Irish girl to be shackled to such a man that admits he hasn’t been to church since he was 17? And is a divorcee? And a noted womanizer? Feh. There’s not enough salt in the world! He’d have to go through a serious catharsis for that to happen, not just a few broken ribs.
I don’t believe that people are necessarily “hating” on the fact that SL used to dance for a living, because I can guess that most people who’ve posted here work for a living too. In my opinion, where SL used to work is only of interest because she seemed to be “the next Cindy Crawford” when the first reports came out last year. Shenanigans!
SL was called a Model/Actress, yet has no screen credits NOR modeling credits before meeting/dating GC. In my opinion, if they had reported her to be an ASPIRING Model/Actress, that would have been truthful, and I for one certainly would have accepted and understood, and not been as offended.
Also, the few things I have heard SL reportedly say during impromptu interviews does not make me think she is neither prepared, talented nor quick-witted. Frankly, if I had been Stan, I would have sat down with GC and SL to do a taped interview ahead of the Oscars, where they could have scripted the interview and crafted SL’s responses to make her look more intelligent, more relaxed, and more mature. GC and SL could have showed up just in time for the awards, swept through the red carpet taking photos quickly and moved inside the theatre, Stan would release the GC and SL interview to the red carpet press, and SL would have kept quite a bit more of her “mystery status”. Even with the coochie photos available on the internet. She had 8 months or so up to the Oscars, and several red carpet “dry runs” that they should have been reviewing and working on her poise and speaking diction, as well as her answers to questions so that her Oscar debut was less “shipwreck” and more “epic”.
Either GC or someone close to him chose to or advised him to celebrate this relationship with GC fans through the public press. If he had left SL at home and done whatever he wanted with her, or had private dinners sans paparazzi, I’m sure most everyone would have cared less. But now, no matter how many clothes SL has on at all the rest of her appearances in future, I have those skanky photos of her nether regions in my memory. Its like that “Tide to Go” commercial with the talking stain. The stain keeps talking!
The Beginning and the End
in Celebrity
While, according to Marie Claire mag, it might be that George Clooney and his best girl Sarah Larson may someday be hitching up, despite adamant denials from his camp, Star Jones is definitely, finally ditching Big Gay Al Reynolds.
http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2008/Mar/10/the_beginning_and_the_end.wow
Marie Claire just won’t give up…of course “someday” is so
specific (ahem)
I love this one just because of the title:
http://www.flisted.com/17410/sarah-larson-has-a-magical-vagina/
Well, ladies, George Clooney is permanently off the market. Or so says Marie Claire UK.
Apparently Mr. “I Will Never Get Married Again” has asked his promotional model girlfriend, Sarah Larson, to suck his balls for the rest of his life. I mean, he’s asked her to marry him.
One restaurant worker in Laglio, the town where Clooney has a villa, said: ‘They haven’t made any announcement yet, but there are people in this town who know more than me. They say the couple are already engaged.’
Talk about hitting the jackpot. Not for Larson, but for Clooney. Sure, the girl isn’t the hottest woman out there, but something tells me she knows how to make a man cum in less than five seconds flat.
For God’s sake, she was a promotional model back in the day. You can’t tell me she hasn’t gotten drunk and practiced her fellatio skillz in club bathrooms back in the day.
I understand where the man is coming from. Why settle for some uptight PC Hollywood diva, when you can have a some cute chick who gives great head and loves to just kick it back with some beers in hand? Damn you, Clooney.
Do you think Sarah Larson is “the one”?
And I thought we were catty ;)
I apologize for allowing that racist post from Shamrockfiona slip through without filter.
to shamrockfiona–
If you were planning to type such archaic and ignorantly racist bullshit on my site, I am astonished that you would even bother working in a term as progessive as “Asian”.
New Kid: I’d be lying if I said that I never felt happy, smiled or chuckled when some celebrity was knocked down a peg or two. But my thing now is we shouldn’t put them up there in the first place. We shouldn’t put any person on a pedastal. We should make one segment of society more important than another. There are people out there who can’t handle power.
Just Wanna: I know a little bit about the show that punks the press. It’s interesting that Paris would punk the press considering she invited the firestorm in the first place. She loved that crap. The punking could also backfire in that when these people want the press, they won’t get it.
Also, thanks for the article containing the whole Fabio/GC fight thing. Fabio should have B-slapped the little boy. :-) I used to think that George was manly. Shame on me. :-)
And now a word from that conservative, crime fighting former Attorney General and current (tick-tock-tick-tock) Guv from the great State of New York…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080310/ap_on_re_us/spitzer_prostitution
Loved how they describe him, Client #9 in room 871…
…reduced to a series of numbers. Well, one thing I do give him credit for – at least he didn’t go on national TV and point his finger at the camera and say, “I never had sex with THAT woman!” Or something close to that…
Now the countdown begins, how long before he resigns?
Thanks Guv for proving me point! Like I said, one standard for the rich, the powerful and the connected; a different standard for everyone else.
When they fall – they fall hard. George – are you listening?
New Kid: Is that a legitimate Marie Claire article? Yikes!!! I haven’t read Marie Claire much but I thought it is a fashion mag.
Just Wanna: you’re right. A powerful person, specifically a politician, can be put in a position to be blackmailed or compromise his or her constituents or the country. Sex isn’t the only tool used to blackmail someone but it can be and has been used.
Btw, I’m going to back track on something I wrote. I do care who anyone has sex with if it’s illegal and harmful. And, no, I don’t think prostitution should be legal in America or anywhere. It’s demeaning.
So you’re telling me that where you grew up people were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle? Wait, wait. You’re telling me that people were either: a) rich b) poor or c) middle class? That’s some great observational insight, Galileo.
Actually, dipshit, all highschools, or even towns for that matter, are not always that extreme. A country club is a very specific group of people with cash and when I said “hood” I mean that a girl at my school was shot in the face across the street by her boyfriend. Before I moved to Kent at 10yrs old, I lived in California and shit was definitely not like that. There were not a shit ton of kids in polos that lived in a neighborhood with a golfcourse in Fresno.
There are always “poor” kids or “rich” kids, but I don’t think that you really have an idea of what these terms mean. You are only referring to classes based on money and I was being much more specific than that.
Damn I missed the racist rant, people actually think she’s Asian and are upset over it. The racists are going to be upset even more, once they find out George has dated a black woman( Kimberly Russell), for 3 years and and Asian ( Lucy Liu well reportedly). Ooops now they have. Wow, in 2008 I didn’t believe people still carry on that way.
Well anyhow, if this is a prank we will be vindicated, because we have all stated this was not a real relationship, many of our point of being here, to begin with. The rest of the world would feel foolish, especially thise running that marriage stroy, the pyschic saying she’s the one, Aunt Sue, and the few that actually defended this relationship. Also George Clooney had said sometime in 2006 that he would pull a prank on the media about the girl his was dating. So there won’t be any backlash, because it is already out there. Sarah will get a reality show/soap opera out of the deal and George will have great publicity leading up to the release of Leatherheads. WIN WIN for both of them. Let’s end this sham once and for all. We want our Clooney prize. WE should all get round trip tickets to Vegas with hotal accomadations and VIP treatment from Sarah Larson at Club Moon!!!
I can’t say much about Sarah. What 28 year old wouldn’t follow a rich, attractive, famous, glamorous, 46 year old around the world? It’s George that looks strange. She makes him look about 60. He’s always had this self-confident thing that woman fans like, but he’s carrying the MAC code now — middle age crisis. Now, he’s like every other producer, director, B-actor in Hollywood, who has a non-threatening young girl on his arm, because that’s really about all he can hande.
I never thought I’d think this, but I have a lot of respect for Brad Pitt. He’s got totally hot Angelyne – a strong woman who isn’t just a baby machine – and like 5 kids! I’d still pay to see him.
NOT ENGAGED
George Clooney’s publicist is dismissing an Italian newspaper report that claimed he and Sarah Larson have gotten secretly engaged.
“These reports are not true,” Clooney’s Los Angeles-based rep, Stan Rosenfield, told People magazine.
A source told Vegas Confidential that Larson, a Las Vegas model who met Clooney while she was a cocktail server here, recently hinted her plan was to “get serious about modeling” before getting deeper involved in the relationship.
http://www.lvrj.com/news/16489666.html
George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson – no, they’re NOT engaged – says that she wants to get more “serious about modeling,” according to Vegas Confidential, before delving deeper into her relationship with George. ..
http://www.tmz.com/
a modeling career at 30 y.o. ???!!!!
What a joke !
It’s too funny !
@Russian Princess:
You bring up a valid point that we should not be elevating celebs to the status of hero or Deity. CNN did a poll asking students who they rated as a hero, 95% of them did not name a parent or teacher. They rated either a sports star or celebrity…something very wrong about that. We all have heroes and yes when I was a child I idolized Mickey Mantle (I AM showing my age.) But I also knew I’d never play baseball and that I had to get an education. It wasn’t until years later when I read his biography that I knew what a f*ck-up and how troubled he was. This is the generation of too much information.
I don’t know if Marie Claire UK is the same as Marie Claire US. I would guess at the least they are the same company,.
GET SERIOUS ABOUT MODELING!!!!!????? Okay now we know why Clooney is having SL dine with Cindy Crawford, contacts, contacts, contacts. SL will never marry Clooney, she’ll use him, abuse him and toss him away.
God love “a source.” SL? “friend?” Stan?
Just remember, sex for favors is as old as ambition.
Perhaps George is becoming an “agent” and she’s his first client?
I doubt she’s his first client….
GET THIS! IT’S AN EASY OUT!
GEORGE CLOONEY is looking for a date with money – to accompany him to the premiere of his new film LEATHERHEADS.
The movie hunk is auctioning off a night out as part of an Auction Cause/eBay sale – to raise cash for the Boys & Girls Club Of America.
The winning bidder will join Clooney at the 31 March (08) Los Angeles premiere and after-party.
Clooney isn’t the only star auctioning himself off for AuctionCause – a premiere date with Scarlett Johansson is currently under the online hammer, and Minnie Driver is offering a $100,000 (£50,000) lunch date next week (beg17Mar08).
http://www.pr-inside.com/clooney-looking-for-a-premiere-date-r480904.htm
BWHAHAHAHA….god is this just too sweet?
Yes, we should get a prize, dammit. The hours I have wasted here…
Anyone have the dough to bid and win the night out with GC???? Get it, go, give it to him good, report back.
As to Kent, I’ve been there, and it didn’t seem like much. But I’ve changed my mind after reading DeadC’s blogs and various comments. There obviously is ferment and creativity there, and plenty “going on”. Maybe you try harder when you come from nowhere (or at least perceive that you do). Anyway, I appreciate the anti-mainstream media stance, because the big $ behind the lies are seldom called out on it. Too many of us are clueless, or too exhausted from just trying to survive, to find the time to fight (the French are much better at this than Americans, I have to say). That said, more have just had it with air brushed images and spin and the elevation of all things celebrity and we are hearing that about on blogs such as this. Good.
Because give us the real deal or shut the f*ck up.
Speaking of getting duped, yesterday’s big news was that, throughout the nation, drinking water tests positive for trace amounts of pharmaceuticals. Yep, whether you planned to, you may be drinking all sorts of drugs. The really fun part to this story is that PRACTICALLY NO MUNICIPALITY IS TESTING FOR PHRAMACEUTICALS and it’s not required by the Feds, even though practically everyone acknowledges this is a growing problem. The drugs are even found in watersheds! 28 out of some 35 watersheds tested showed trace amounts of all sorts of chemical cocktails. I I thought I was safe — drinking bottled water from an artesian source sold by my ‘green grocers’ and all. Started looking into it last night. Found out that the ‘source’ is located in an industrial area of _______, and not from the pristine North. Imagine that. What do you bet there are contaminants in that aquifer? For which I have been paying MORE THAN $2 per bottle for ‘pure’ artesian water? Or try this one on for size: Our favorite drinking water at the office is (was?) Aquafina. I just found out that that stuff is bottled TAP WATER. And that Pepsi Cola, the bottler has been dragging its feet for months if not years on relabeling/removing the lie. Write your Senators/Congresspersons and demand better.
The truth? Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s going on here?
High-intellectual posts, new lovely posters, the fame about Deadc’s blog. Wonderful job! :-)
Can I write something to GC’s publicist?
Please Stan… I beg you, that’s enough! In these days I’m seeing too much George, everywhere – I’m getting sick!
The gay/gay/gay issue, the Fabio issue (again) all the magazines interviews, the gags, the engagement/non-engagement and of course the marriage/non-marriage issue, that “Messenger of Peace” stuff, the good and bad last GC pictures, the GC’s constant supporting for Obama, the SL modelling career sponsors, the Leatherheads upcoming premiere, the Leatherheads link above “looking for date for money” – gasp! –
Even my Mom (Clooney fan) got sick yesterday because of the GC‘s ironing balls revelation!
Stan, you won – I give up.
I announce: I love Clooney, I love Clooney, I love CLOONEY!
Could we finish with all this hype, now?
Ha, it is not an easy way out, Clooney usually auctions a seat to a Premiere, when he’s not in a steady relationship. Or maybe old girl has a modeling gig, that day. Not an easy out, we knew this was a scam from the beginning.
Damn, Julie, you didn’t know Aquafina was tap water? It says so on the bottle, not in so many words. The Dasani is tap water as well, I believe it says distilled water. I learned that watching PBS, they did an expose on it some time back. If it doesn’t list a source ( ie spring location) then it is good old tap water.
Julie, if I win the Powerball, I’ll have enough money to do it. I’d post it the next day. I’ll check to see the bids, how much is for airfare from Philadelphia to L.A.
WE should keep this up as some form of watchdog blog.
Well, I hope Mr. Clooney really has a great sense of humour because it’s extremely embarrassing…
Maybe you already got into this, it’s an aged video:
Is “20’th Century Fart” the Clooney’s Distribution Studio new choice?
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=rj8Oa4-uats&feature=related
Gross, but effective.
PS: Hey Sarah Larson! In this specific case, would you still take care of your lovely, famous, wealthy, boring Daddy?
Marry now the “good, old George” and in a few years you’ll find out.
Good luck, my dear
Hi. I’ve been lurking for a long time but all of my opinions have been well enough represented without my posting…until now!
I’m pretty sure the “mystery woman” on the new motorcycle pictures are also SL (see links on WB’s post above). The woman in the new photos is wearing the exact same jacket and boots as SL in the old photos. So, unless GC checks people’s shoe size before he dates them so he can wear the official Clooney Girlfriend Biker Outfit, it’s SL.
Yeah, Angela always makes me laugh, how did you find that youtube video?
Well it’s March, so is hollywood insider right…are they going to break up?
Guy’s don’t waste 100 k on a date with George Clooney even though the Girls and Boys Club is a good cause. I got an email that was selling premiere tickets for Leatherheads for 2 k, but I missed the deadline, o well.
To the funny guy who said Sara must give good b.j’s. to keep GC. It must be something exciting that she is doing for George to keep her this long. I still wish I would of walked in that elevator, o well…
About those LV magazines, they are free publications that are at any bar/restaurant/crappy nightclub. The cover models only get about 1,500 to pose and are usually just local Vegas industry girls, it’s not that big of a deal to be on the cover.
About Valentine’s Day, I would be personally pissed if my date took me to see Fantasy girls, the topless show. I mean my h.s. dance team would be more entertaining then that. What man takes his date to see topless stripper want-a-be’s on Valentine’s Day? Makes me think it’s really not that serious, or maybe someone’s an A-hole!
http://www.hollyscoop.com/george-clooney/sarah-larson-to-model-at-la-fashion-week_15103.aspx
It pays to be George Clooney’s girlfriend, literally! One day you’re hosting VIP tables in Las Vegas, the next day you’re at the Oscars and getting gigs as a model.
Hollyscoop has learned exclusively that Clooney’s current gal pal Sarah Larson will be taking on the catwalk at Los Angeles Fashion week.
Sarah is set to model for the Ashley Paige Fashion show on Thursday March 13, 2008. The entire Ashley Paige collection consists of swimwear so Larson will be strutting her stuff in a tiny bikini.
In regards to her leading man, there is no confirmation that he will attend but it’s very possible. If he does, he will be the biggest star to ever attend L.A. fashion week.