From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)

By Dead C 17 years ago

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FOREWARD:
 *Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted*
I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny.  You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not.  I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could.  I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with.  No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON.  She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
 If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues.  There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil.  Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively.  Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art.  Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment.  If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool.  I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks.  This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit.  That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it.  Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck.  Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time.  It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island.  The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer.  I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere.  Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“.  No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically.  Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation.  I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery.  I’ve known her since she was 10.

sarah-covington.jpg The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior.  The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book.  You may be thinking, “Damn!  That’s fucked up.  I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse.  Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago.  If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne.  That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now.  When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode.  That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes!  If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute.  Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner.  Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college.  We even lived in the same house at one point.  She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well.  We’ve been on road trips.  Now everyone is so fascinated with her.  I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal?   What the fuck do you really want to know?  She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington.  A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove.  When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.

The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip.  I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her.  I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular.  It was insane.  I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation.  I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line.  It was a little shady right off the bat.  I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit.  I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend.  I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further.  Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards.  That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically.  Fuck it!  It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway.  I’m spilling my guts here instead.  In my own forum and in the appropriate context.  I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.

I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away.  Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters.  She also has a little brother and a step dad.  Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man.  It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease.  I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03.  This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline.  It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.

There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years.  Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it.  Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now.  It’s true.  Their relationship started in High School.  Our high school was fucked up too.  You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us.  I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all.  I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.

Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts.  When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts.  Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc.  I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were.  The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip.  We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise.  It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from.  The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer.  The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.

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This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour.  It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night.  Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day.  That brings me to a quick point.  Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be.  Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent.  She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her.  Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her.  I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her.  She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot.  The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down.  We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then.  It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life.  Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!”  will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank.  She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty.  This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.

Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable.  She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself.  This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time.  If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her.  If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.

Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level.  Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened.  She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him.  Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head,  Sarah!”  It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore.  Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.

A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery.  It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans.  There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house.  It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason.  A far cry from a Venice Coctail party.  Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us.  She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc.  but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it.  Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone.  General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit.  It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it.  If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over.  She eventually moved out.  She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed.  Her powers didn’t work on me.  She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her.  She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have.  You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.

Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved.  There was a garage turned dance studio there.  Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy.  She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments.  Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time.  There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner.  She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way.  If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways.  I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations.  Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends.  I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady.  I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better.  Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but  they were definitely innappropriate.  I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her.  I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her.  It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times.  If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple.  It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.

Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now.  Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine.  They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that.  At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house.  This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in.  This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well.  This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there.  I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.

I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years.  We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS.  Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it.  He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard.  The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation.  The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up.  I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were.  She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior.  My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah.  “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.”  Whatever.  That’s a random things that some women decide.  Don’t guess when you started dating ever!  You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads.  Same thing when you break up.  If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“.  It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first.  That way they can always say that you knew about it.  The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it.  My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day.  I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually.  Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty.  They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of.  My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house.  Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone.  I don’t know maybe they didn’t.  Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality.  Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.

This was all around 2001.  From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following.  Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”.  Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship.  The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her.  That’s what happens.  It’s your first serious relationship.  I got fucked over myself, it’s logical.  Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions.  Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly.  I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too.  He blocked it once and she hurt her self.  She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool.  She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner.  He kicked her to the curb.  The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.

Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph.  I met him twice, I think.  I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time.  He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting.  They moved to Vegas.  Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after.  She actually wins after that guy basically carries her.  Here’s where some debate comes into play.  The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“.  Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking.  How would he know?  Sorry but it’s true.  If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now.  I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway?  A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing.  I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show.  The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone.  Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed.  From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring.  Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too.  That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.

With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?”  being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma.  I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything.  I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen.  It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone.  Maybe nobody has asked her anything.  Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen.  She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas.  I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit.  Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling.  She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with.  Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was.  Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that.  Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted.  She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby.  It’s not that interesting.  What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it.  I say, “Good luck in the game?”  I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will.  If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public.  At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself.  Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen.  If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“.  If anyone knows that, it’s the media.

–Dead C

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2,695 thoughts on “From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)”

  1. The article describing her clothes was from the LA times – it was posted exactly the same on other sites – I doubt ClooneyStudio would be involved in altering things like that why would she bother when people can read it in other places and know it had been altered.

  2. When I tried Shelly’s link it took me to Redbook’s “Page Not Found” and then re-directed me to their general forum page which didn’t help.

    So I wrote down the URL:

    http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID22/53209.html

    and I typed it manually into my browser. When I did that, it brought me straight to what Shelly was talking about. The page contains a thread that seems to be a series of posts from former clients of SL when she was working as an escort in Las Vegas. They discuss casino functions that she attended with them as their escort, as well as the ways in which she serviced them behind closed doors. They all seem to miss her and are bemoaning the fact that she’s so difficult to contact these days.

    Now this could very well be another Sarah Larson that they’re talking about; a Sarah Larson who spells her name exactly the same way. There could be another Sarah Larson who is working out of Vegas, who is suddenly more difficult to get a hold of these days, who sometimes plays it sweet but at other times pulls a drama queen (as her clients described her), who has a “slender dancer’s body” which they liked very much and who uses it as part of her seduction routine and skill-set that she offers her clients. Vegas is a HUGE city, after all.

  5. Anon, go up to my very first post – Feb 10 at 9:30 am. The link is in my post and it works. I just tried it again.

    If that fails, do what I originally did – manually type the URL directly into your browser and it will take you right there.

    All the best,
    Shadow

  6. I noticed that the myredbook posts are dated Jan 2008, I would be more convinced seeing something posted pre-clooney. While I don’t discount the validity of this completely, it could also just be a smear setup. I can’t seem to navigate around the website so if anyone can find something earlier, please set up a link. Thanks.

  8. Starsinsky (11:11:17) :

    Dead C,
    Could you please satisfy the curiousity of many Celebrity Astrology bloggers? Do you remember Sarah’s birthday?

    I got it from astrology page I expect its acurate date

    12/20/1978

  9. Jean,

    You are correct, I went back to the site because I was about the link it and notice that the link there had the same information. I would put my hand on three bibles and state the article I had originally read did not mention what Sarah Larson was wearing and it originally did not mention that she was lithe and lovely in the second paragraph. Since I do not have proof I have to leave it alone.

    L Sweetie, you live in a dream world.

    new kid, I’m with you, if there hadn’t been an accident, she would have been dumped right after those photos and videos came out.

  10. I would think practically everyone on the planet knew in January that SL was dating GC . Yet in their conversation about the talents of SL, these two buddies make no mention of that. I also doubt SL would have maintained such a public presence as an escort online (they say she was doing so as recently as two months ago — Dec. 2007). If you google her name, there are plenty by that name who show up as living in LV or Henderson btw.

    Anything is possible, but I for one will need actual proof to believe that she is a paid escort peddling her services on these websites. They mention that someone named SL was advertising her wares on Eros ‘last year’ — wouldn’t those web pages be archives somewhere?

    Besides all of the above, there are MANY who would like to sabotage this relationship, for political or other reasons, and two guys chatting about SL in this way would be a safe way to do so.

    I guess it’s safe to say that I am rather skeptical about this claim. If the photos don’t fit, you have to acquit!

  11. swingbull
    Member since 21-Nov-02
    83 posts, Rate this user 03-Jan-08, 02:28 PM (PST)

    “Sarah Larson”

    Is Sarah Larson still escorting? If so, does she still make visits to Northern Cal?

    sjkid99
    Member since 30-Aug-02
    2116 posts, 2 feedbacks, 2 points 03-Jan-08, 04:25 PM (PST)

    1. “RE: Sarah Larson”
    In response to message #0

    I think she is retired. I tried to hook up with her the past few times I was in Vegas and wasn’t able too. She said she was very busy with her reg job the last time I emailed her in May and never got any response from her the past few times I was in Vegas. Her phone isn’t taking any calls.
    She was going strong with an ad on Eros last Xmas 2007, then poof a month later she vanished. Her ad was gone and she just dropped off the radar. There was a few reviews of her on the orher review site, but they are now a year old.

    I will miss her. She was always pse with me and it will be hard to find someone like her with the slender dancer type body and passion.

    swingbull
    Member since 21-Nov-02
    83 posts, Rate this user 03-Jan-08, 07:12 PM (PST)

    2. “RE: Sarah Larson”
    In response to message #1

    Thanks, Sjkid99. I will miss her too. The last time I saw her was two New Year’s eves ago in Vegas. She consented to be my date for a casino function that evening in spite of calling her at a very last moment. With her athletic background, she was able to learn some ‘ballroom’ dances very quickly. It was a new year’s I will never forget. Indeed, she deserves alot of goodness in her life.

    Super_B
    Charter Member
    7093 posts, 62 feedbacks, 94 points 03-Jan-08, 07:14 PM (PST)

    3. “RE: Sarah Larson”
    In response to message #2

    wow! great tale!

    sjkid99
    Member since 30-Aug-02
    2116 posts, 2 feedbacks, 2 points 03-Jan-08, 09:58 PM (PST)

    4. “RE: Sarah Larson”
    In response to message #0

    I remember having some nice times together. I saw her when she use to come up to the bayarea for a visit and on occassion in LV over the years. I met her on news years a few years ago had a wonderful time going out to dinner and desert back at my hotel. She was a bit hard to get ahold and was a bit of a drama queen at times, but it was worth the effort once you got to see her. The last time I saw her was in Dec for my b-day a year ago and she ended up staying the whole night. She was really sweet and passionate at the same time. We did it 4 times that night and it was the first time I got introdued to being rimmed. Ever since I tried to see her when I was in LV, but no luck.

  14. Well, anon, I thought the same way too. As I stated earlier, this is definitely a clear cut case of defamation of character IF it is not true. You can’t call someone a prostitute without proof. This why I believe them:

    1. Guys are pricks, especially guys who need to pay for sex. I knew something like this was coming out eventually. She has a myspace page for goodness sake, an Eros page isn’t that far fetched. Those lovely pictures with her skirt up and no panties are probably on the site, Contrary to popular belief, you can remove info from the internet. The post may have been out earlier, but had Clooney’s name in it. Clooney’s PR could have had it removed because he doesn’t want his name connected to an adult website. I wish they would have given the name of the site with the review. More proof, different posters and with a date pre-Clooney. The Christmas 2007, probably a typo, but some people would consider Christmas of 2006 as 2007 because of the proximity of the New Year. They tie it in together. That is not uncommon.

    2. If it is not true as I keep on stating, she can SUE these guys for defamation of character and win without any problem. Please don’t retort by saying, it takes time and money, because she’ll be able to sue the site owner as well. He/she willing allowed false and deragatory information to be posted on their site. As a model with a public career, it is very damaging and could effect her career.

    3. It is not smear because the login id’s are old. The poster’s have been long time members of this site and can be tracked down for legal purposes. If they were more recent poster’s, newusers, I would agree with you that this was a smear campaign.

    4. Sabotaging this relationship !!! That is a joke, I believe Clooney all but killed it on the last red carpet, when he said he was happy single. Now if this was truly a real relationship, she would have dumped him soon afterwards. Basically he said there was no future in the relationship. Also someone had asked her what type of date he was she said terrible, with no punch line or I’m kidding. I think she meant it. IMO these two lack any chemistry, their smiles, when they are together seem forced and he stays dragging her. They never walk together.

    5. It is my personal mission now to find that other site with the pre-Clooney review, would that make you a believer?

  15. The problem with ANY lawsuit SL may bring isn’t they have to prove it happened, she has to prove it DIDN’T. Letter of the law is the defendant can sit and not do a damn thing, it is up to the prosecution to make a case.

    It would be too high profile for both her and GC, better he pay them off and send her on their way. Besides, the page is down isn’t it? I doubt it was taken down due to a server going down…

    If he’s such a bad date, she’s still getting what she wants, she’s gone from go-go dancer/escort to semi-respectable model. Forever, when those pictures of his year of awards are shown she’ll be part of them – unless the editors crop her out.

    She’s not stupid, desperate maybe, but not stupid.

  16. shelley and new kid — these are fumes, nothing more. there are too many variables, including the possibility that some escort is using her name to get more hits to her page, etc. it would also be very easy for someone to create a site on eros in her name and post her pics, etc. they are all over the internet for the taking. yes, i saw that those guys who posted in January were long-term ‘users’ (ha!) of those sites, which still does not mean it isn’t a set-up or a smear campaign. no mention of her in connection with Clooney, and everyone knew she was dating him at the time of those posts. as to sabotaging their relationship, a relationship does not have to exist for the motive to exist, only the perception that they have a relationship is required. i for one do not think they do have one as she has not been seen in his company much (at all?) since the NBR review in NYC. you seem to think i have some personal interest in defending gC and SL. i do not. i have personal interest in holding those who would so easily defame another to higher, more rigorous, standards. whatever you can find, have at it. i have a feeling that anything more condemnatory (is that a word?), if it existed, would have been aired out by now. she’s pretty much flying under the radar these days anyway. people on this site are probably the only people in the US who continue to google her.

  17. Semi-respectable model is about as good as she’s going to have it. To this day whenever Kritsa Allen’s name is mentioned in conjunction with GC, the words “soft core porn” always appear, no matter how many years have gone by and how many respectable projects Allen has done. Larson looking her classy best in borrowed clothes at an awards show will always be associated with crotch flashing and biting some poor woman in the bum. Those pictures have gone global. None of that would have been known about her if it wasn’t for the super bright spotlight that her gentleman friend lives in. It may not be fair, but those pictures are stuck to her now and forever, and will be a constant presence associated with her name. Once she loses the positive cachet that comes with the moniker “George Clooney’s girlfriend”, the pictures and videos and dirt are still going to be there for all the world to see but now she’s just going to be a sleazy tart that once dated a world famous player. It’s what happened to Allen and it may very well be Larson’s fate. Just an asterisk on a long laundry list of Clooney’s sleazy asterisks. None of his ex-girlfriends have faired well career-wise. Balitrans got money but only because she lived with him for 3 years and threatened him with palimony. Now with the words “escort” and “for rent” closing in her, whether true or not, I’m not sure when this relationship is over that Larson is going to have an easy time of it.

  19. My two cents : concerning the content of the link that kelly-Michelle post for them, I mean, What girl, in our world, would be stupid as working as an escort with her real name ? seriously, I don’t buy this one…to easy.

    We have a joke in French regarding this type of history ,
    this joke is like a ‘runing gag’ we say : – The man, who saw the man who saw the bear… –

    And, at list, I am so puzzled by being able of determining exactly what’s happening between two people.

    I mean, we all have relationship and we all know how difficult it is to manage, especially when we have to express our feeling.

    I don’t see what celebrity should be so different from us and have to clarify precisely with us feelings they would like to keep quiet..no?

    Relationship need intimacy no matter if it is a serious one or an adventure.

    I mean you need secrets to taste feeling and appreciate it.

    Anyway…each time I post here I ask myself if some people are able to make some distinction.

    I think they have the right to find a sense in a relation without giving to us an account of what they feel, how they feel it, how they show it , why they feel it etc.

    This is none of our buisness… I try hard but I really don’t understand this kind of views.

    Charly
    (yes..again..)

  20. Katie — Good sleuthing! It appears to be a different Sarah Larson. GC’s SL most definitely does not have implants, or blond short hair. This Sarah Larson also listed her age as 30 to 37!! Way too old. Unfortunately, her escort photos are no longer available, but those would likely prove that this SL is a different SL from the one who is dating GC It never made sense to me anyway that someone dating an A-list celebrity would endanger a good thing by actively advertising themselves as an escort online. Plus, she doesn’t look the part, in my opinion. Foiled again, Sherlocks!!! Next?? :-)

  21. Mafalda,
    Thank you so much for satisfying my curiosity. She is on the cusp between Sag and Capricorn. Did the website list a birth time or have a natal chart. Could you please post the link? I’d really appreciate.

    Thanks!
    Stars

  22. You know there’s something strange going on. I looked at that second Redbook link and I’m starting to remember something about 2 Sarah Larson’s and a web site from last fall. This Redbook thing re-surfaces, Lainey re-publishes the Mavrix pictures for no apparent reason, and now the UK Sun is re-visiting the bum biting video — all within the last few days. I don’t like SL. I think she’s a liar, and a fraud, and a sleazeball. But I do find it odd that all her old re-hashed dirt is re-surfacing all at once again. It does give the impression that someone is out to get Clooney and using Larson to do it.

  23. I really don’t see how anyone can “get,” in other words, embarrass, GC and SL at this point. The pictures and video of Larson are out there and have been out there for a while. This site and others have successfully debunked Clooney’s everyman persona. Also, GC’s work has not generated very many awards, and Sarah has not captured international adoration for GC as intended. By their own actions, GC and SL sabotaged themselves.

  24. Shadow — Exactly. It could not be more obvious. I noticed not very long ago, someone on this board (Molly) also re-posted a link to some really old racy pics of SL, which fits in with someone else’s claim that she (Molly) has had a long-standing grudge against GC and regularly visits multiple websites to trash him. I too find it very odd that all this ‘old news’ is cropping up now. As fara s I am concerned, the media has all but lost credibility with any thinking person. I discount virtually everything I read by half. Then double that.

  25. Good grief. SL’s old boyfriend described Sarah Larson as a ‘hippie chick’ and the media picked up on that and ran with it. Bongos, candles, guitars…the only thing they didn’t mention was the tie dye! First off, let’s get our terminology straight. Anyone born in 1978 (if the above poster is correct) cannot lay claim to being a hippie because they missed the hippie generation by AT LEAST two decades! The REAL hippie generation is closing in on 60 and retirement!! I’m no JFK, and SL was/is no hippie. Besides, hippies had (for the most part) very progressive political views. They didn’t drive Mercedes and work the Vegas circuit because that materialist lifestyle represents (at least in part) what they were fighting against.

  26. Or GL’s “people” are out to make it easier for him to cut her loose. He feigns shock and (if he even comments on it.) Off she goes with her semi career and money.

  27. Shadow:
    One could say it’s due to Oscar around the corner. But it’s pretty much a given that Daniel Day Lewis will get the gold, so whoever or whatever thinks this is going to ruin his chances is spinning wheels. DDL – now there is one crazy motherfucker, but an angel in a role, any role.

    BTW this is a very hot site. A lot of things come up here that aren’t anywhere else or are spread over a huge area of the web – links, news, even the hairbrained and disturbed. And not just about Clooney or his peckadilloes but Hollywood, Vegas, etc., keep it going.

  28. I don’t respect many of the things she’s done, eyes open, with a smile, but I don’t think the posts are real. I think they are meant to embarrass her, but they are, IMO a hoax. I just don’t think she’d be that stupid, and since she was working for a particular club, I don’t think she’d need to advertise. She has built in clients should she want to. I think there is way too much out there for anyone to resort to something like this. These posts strike me as just someone’s idea of a joke, and a bad one.

    Nor do I think anyone is out to get Clooney and using Larson to do it. There are things he’s done on his own, they don’t need to go after her. No, this is done because she is with him, she is in the spot light and because those photos and videos aren’t a decade old, or college experience, and its because Clooney and Company, for whatever reason, white washed her past. Better to bring it out, with YOUR spin then wait for someone else with theirs.

    I think George over estimated his power, just because he says it, doesn’t make it true, he’s finding that out, and unfortunately for her, her past is exhibit A. Clooney, the leader of the fight for truth in media, got caught lying to that same media.

    Now, back to my regular program, about that colored photo of her butt biting….

  29. To MOLLY and everyone else who feels that the redbook posts are a hoax in an attempt to smear Clooney I have a few things to say.

    First of all, when Sarah was dancing/spokes modeling, and even when she was first introduced to the media in connection with George Clooney, she was going by the name Sarah Lorraine. The posts look real to me but as anyone that clicked the most recent link below would know, it is obviously a different person, however Sarah had short blonde hair the whole time that I knew her; The dye-job is recent. How uncommon do you think a name like Sarah Larson really is? It’s not.

    To adress the latest anon and the following post:

    “Good grief. SL’s old boyfriend described Sarah Larson as a ‘hippie chick’ and the media picked up on that and ran with it. Bongos, candles, guitars…the only thing they didn’t mention was the tie dye! First off, let’s get our terminology straight. Anyone born in 1978 (if the above poster is correct) cannot lay claim to being a hippie because they missed the hippie generation by AT LEAST two decades! The REAL hippie generation is closing in on 60 and retirement!! I’m no JFK, and SL was/is no hippie. Besides, hippies had (for the most part) very progressive political views. They didn’t drive Mercedes and work the Vegas circuit because that materialist lifestyle represents (at least in part) what they were fighting against.
    ”

    The media didn’t run with shit. I believe I was the first one to post anything about it and haven’t heard anything about it again in the media unless it came from Tommy or my ex-girlfriend. Furthermore, she did wear tie-dyes as well as travel out of state to attend Grateful Dead and dead related shows. You may want to scroll up to the photo in my article where we were camping off highway 101 in Garberville. Wavy Gravy lives nearby on the Hog Farm.

    To think that using terminology such as “hippy chick” as an adjective to describe someone whom you yourself have stated has the same characteristics, is a poor description, then something is obviously eluding you. Let’s not also forget that terminology such as “hippie” when labeled to a group of people in the first place doesn’t necessarily mean that they subscribe to the terminology since it is generally those outside of a group or movement using the label to categorize them, and, even speak for them. People such as yourself, in fact. You are referring to a “generation” not individuals. By that logic when the generation ended, anyone that was considered a “hippie” during that time period instantly became something else, regardless of if they still subscribed to the same ideals.

    Granted many did become yuppies and begin to drive Mercedes Coupes and work on Wallstreet. To quote Don Henley in the Boys of Summer “Out on the road today, I saw a DEADHEAD sticker on a Cadillac A little voice Inside my head said, ‘Don’t look back. You can never look back.’ “.

    To summarise my point…No shit. Sarah did wear tie-dyes and she did seem to want to represent certain ideals and political views. She used to drive a Ford Tempo not a mercedes. If I come off as iritated, it’s because you attempted to negate something that I myself stated characteristically about Sarah in the article that you are commenting below and the fact that she seems to now contradict those characteristics is the whole entire point of the fucking article.

    Many of the comments being posted, at times, are obviously being posted based on the fact that other’s comments and, perhaps even the article itself, aren’t being read beforehand.

  30. whatev, dead. i really don’t care who said it first. i’ve read that several times, on several different sites. it gets repeated, which was why i said the media ran with it. so deal. my point was, that in the purest sense, a hippie is one who lived it, not one who imitated it generations later. you missed that in nuance. and that hippies fought their battles in the 60s, before SL was born. in case you can’t tell, i am really irritated at being called on the carpet because i dated to air my opinion about what hippie means to me. i also owe no one an apology because i have not memorized every fucking detail of every half-baked (or otherwise) theory or statement made on this site. btw, there were those in the 60s who really believed in what they fought for, and some died for their beliefs. to claim SL is a hippie is to make a joke out of those to whom the concept meant a very great deal. SL was no hippie and certainly is no hippie now. by saying so, you make a joke out of a phenomenal cultural movement. hippie wanna be (from Kent) more like.

  34. and one more inconvenient fact. ALL of the photos of the past few years (explored exhaustively, because everyone and their brother has been looking for dirt on her) show SL with long dark hair. Not a bob or blonde color in sight. So, as to your comment that this look is ‘recent’, the facts speak otherwise. from your latest post, i think you have it in for SL, which i find really weird.

  37. There is an image above the reviews on the second red book link. I recognized the eyes immediately, couldn’t she take legal action if someone is using her image on such a site.

  38. I didn’t mean to say that I thought the Redbook story was a hoax (it seems legit) so much as the “misdirection” was deliberate. I remember this story now from last fall, in which there was talk of a web site and a private escort from Vegas named Sarah Larson (everyone assumed it was GC’s Sarah) and then later came talk of a private escort from Vegas named Sarah Larson who was described as being much older. I wasn’t following the links or the chatter very closely at the time, so it didn’t trigger my memory until I saw the second Redbook link.

    I thought it interesting the entire scenario came up again (only publishing the first link, leading to all kinds of assumptions), in conjunction with the Mavrix photos AGAIN, and N9NE.com ass-biting AGAIN. Now I’m starting to wonder if it’s just the natural tabloid cycle. They had run with all kinds of “happy” fluffy nonsense about their love, GC wanting to have babies with SL, and her moving in and replacing his pig. All a bunch of froufrou Bullshit. And now it’s time for the tabloid pendulum to swing in other direction — once you elevate something, you always have to smack it down to keep interest alive. 2008 has only produced one GC-SL outing so the tabloids haven’t had much red meat to work with. The tabs are working on fumes until they’re seen together again — maybe on Valentine’s Day, maybe at the Oscars, or so long without any sighting at all that nobody really gives a shit anymore.

  39. anon:
    Not sure how old you are but I was what was referred to as a hippie. Here is the definition of hippie: “a person, esp. of the late 1960s, who rejected established institutions and values and sought spontaneity, direct personal relations expressing love, and expanded consciousness, often expressed externally in the wearing of casual, folksy clothing and of beads, headbands, used garments, etc. ”
    I feel that there are people who still have the values and beliefs that we had, so I would classify them as a hippie. It is more the type of person rather than a person within a certain decade.
    Notice the clothing trends…hip-huggers are now low-rise, bell-bottoms are now flare legged. Peace signs are back as well as straight hair and tie dye. Talk about bringing back memories. Now they straighten hair with special chemicals and flat irons…hell, I just used a regular iron. :)
    Long live the hippie! It’s all about peace and love.

  41. Anon:’
    Have at it? You sound like you’ve got a personal axe to grind w/SL.

    The redbook stuff was interesting, but this is beginning to sound more personal than the rest of us (okay, me I may only type for myself.)

  42. The Redbook escort rumor is false. I originally posted this when the Sarah-George story first broke and after further research found that the Sarah Larson in Redbook was a blonde escort who was in no way associated with Clooney’s Sarah Larson.

  43. new kid == what does it mean, anyway, when someone says this is ‘personal’. i love it when people in offices crap all over you then say ‘it’s not personal’. is that what you mean? no? also, not sure what you mean by ‘axe to grind’. i am as curious as everyone else as to whether the redbook link is true and am certainly open-minded about the possibility that it is. but from what i can see, i don’t think it’s the same person at all. wrong breast size (including implants), wrong age, etc. you know the drill. i also doubt very seriously that they are still a couple. if that’s the case, i think the least we can do is to make SL famous. i mean, REALLY famous. Just for the hell of it, and because we can.

  44. I am actually a fan of George Clooney’s, I don’t have an axe to grind. They should have never lied about her occupation, and folks would have never started digging. I believe their lies is what sparked all of this interest in her.

    The second link, interesting that the photo is gone. If I was the other “Sarah Larson” I would be making a killing right about now. I am skeptical that it is not her. DeadC says she wore her hair blonde until recently. Implants can be put in and removed. There is no history on her between the time college graduation and Fear Factor. If someone can produce a photo of her between 2002 and 2005, the time the Sarah Larson they speak of in that ad, then I will leave it alone. It seems she popped back on the grid after Fear Factor and she was dancing by then. Her hair dark as well. As far as the age anyone could lie about their age, that is not a big deal.

    We all know she’s an attention whore, so someone commenting on her skills, is something she would encourage.

    Molly,

    She recently started working for the casinos back in 2005. I believe they stated she only worked there for a couple of years ( 3, I think) . So before then it is not unlikely for her to have an ad on an escort site, especially during those years. She did not have the access to “clientele” back then. And of course young and stupid enough to put her name out there. Hence why she tried to use Sarah Lorraine Larson when she first appeared.

    Someone please find photos or old boss during those years and prove me wrong.

  45. This was in reference to the “have at it” you’re the one who looked up her address then quoted the number of people with the same name in the city. It just seems, to me, to have a tinge of personal issue. We’re not an office, we’re a group of people who in real life may never have crossed paths. I equate this to more of a cocktail party, we all “know” the host.

    Shelly, my comment was in no way directed to you, if I have offended you please accept my apology. I do agree SL is an attention whore, however, if she is – as it seems- a paid escort she’s most likely living up to her part of the contract. GC gets the girl, press which seems to have majorily backfired and she gets a semi-legit career. Being a call girl/escort is not a block to a “Hollywood” career. Ask any of the actresss who used to be Heidi girls, they’ve married celebs, had modeling careers and starred (yes starred) in network shows.

    My guess is the dropping of Lorraine is a (lame) attempt to distance herself from her dancing days *ahem*

    GC didn’t hire her for her mind, she didn’t sign on because she was bored. She came to him with the model (forgot her name don’t want to scroll back) on the yacht. Is the other model an escort? Does anyone know how they met?

    I still feel if the accident had not happened Ms. Go-Go dancer would have been bounced back to Vegas as no more than a Summer fling. I wonder if GC IS afraid of SL suing him or blackmailing him with her truth?

    I also still feel the reappearance in the press of the film/photo/rumor is part of the Clooney machine trying to rid itself of a problem that should have already gone away.

    The Star, a fine publication says GC was in Arizona for the Superbowl, called Macy’s ordered $500 of Chanel stuff sent his driver to pick it up. The Star said they hoped it was for his girlfriend since it had mascara in the order. Then I read another blurb that he never checked into his hotel because there were flower arrangements for him that couldn’t be delivered. Even if he used a fake name – the hotel would know if he was there, alone or otherwise.

    No pictures of GC or SL, no denial from his machine and so far no pictures of her on the back of the bike looking smug or otherwise. Has anyone seen the modeling spread she did for the Vegas magazine? If so does anyone have a link?

  47. I think it’s clear, at least at this point, that the escort is not the same Sarah. That should be more than safe to say.

    Anon–
    I still think that your comments and views are completely misguided. Somehow you find it absurd and/or offensive that Tommy used the term “hippie chick” to describe what Sarah was like. How else do you expect someone to adequately describe someone like that.

    As far as your comments regarding political views, we attended The Evergreen State College in Olympia which is, arguably, one of the most politically charged campuses in the U.S. The graduation speakers we had were people like Mumia and Ken Kesey. One girl that we knew, who would actually often attend performances by Sarah’s ex-boyfriend, was Rachel Corrie who actually lost her life while protesting when she was ran over and killed by a bulldozer on the Gaza Strip. I personally think that the term “hippie” is generalized and that anything with any merit or substance in the first place shouldn’t and can not be crammed into a tiny categorizing label.

    You seem to have some sort of ridiculous adoration for a group/movement of which you were never a part of, yet you prematurely want to step up in their defense as their representative/ambassador. If you honestly believe that the majority of the people in the generation to which you refer, were original and free thinkers as opposed to hipsters that were co-opting the belief systems of others due to mankinds never ending quest for comradery and acceptance, I think that you are giving them too much credit. If a news caster labels you Generation X-rs and you use a term like that with pride, you probably never were really part of any revolutionary idea. The only group that these people have become any part of, is that of the disposable masses. It’s easy to join a movement once it’s gained popularity and momentum. No one forms the snowball but they will hop right in and become part of an avalanche.

    Maybe you wish you stepped in way back when. Maybe there are some old regrets for not having any stories to tell of your own but only those of others you have known. Maybe you sometimes work yourself into tales as “being there when”. Maybe not. At least you represent yourself as being bold individual wich a solid viewpoint by posting anonymously on here.

    He called her a “hippie chick”, who gives a shit? I don’t think you need to worry about sticking up for so-called groups of people. Anyone with any solid viewpoints worth listening to, or planning on contributing to any cause that was worthwhile, would probably not want to have themselves referred to so one-dimensionally anyway.

  48. From some obsure gossip blog called CelebSpread.com the most ridiculous story yet about George & Sarah:

    George Clooney In Love?

    by KSee

    George Clooney must have fallin in love with his girlfriend, Sarah Larson, of only about one year. The two were walking the beach in Newport and she pointed out a house that she thought was beautiful. Well they continued on their date to dinner and never spoke a word about it.

    According to sources, George is a good listner! The next day, he went and knocked on the door of the beachfront home and offered the owner $50 million dollars to purchase his home in Newport…and the owner declined!

    I think that the owner may be crazier than George! Now, thats true love…and the perks of being RICH!

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