From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
Here’s the link to the European site. She’s definitely without underwear and bald as the day she was born in the picture on the left (sitting on the motorcycle).
At first when I saw the picture on the right (the one where she’s leaning over the car) I thought she might be wearing black underwear. But then, being female myself, I realized she wasn’t. Geez what words do I use … it’s hard to find the polite nomenclature here. I could use terms from a biology text book but that would sound stupid. It’s the part of our bodies down there that is the color of the rest of our skin (when we’ve been kind enough to wax for the viewing pleasure of others). From behind, it would hang down like a chunk of flesh like that. If SL was wearing black underwear we wouldn’t see flesh dangling down in the middle of her legs. So the areas along the sides are shadow (unless she has a great big hole in the middle of her underpants).
I also find it hard to believe she would so obviously be without underwear on the left, and then decide she’s shy and put some on for the picture on the right. Here’s the link:
CLICK HERE
DeadC: did you decide not to allow the link on your site?
Here’s the link: ????
The link came through as a tiny dot and confused me at first too, so I went in and added the words “CLICK HERE” to emeralds post to make it easier for everyone
LOL so there’s a link, I am sure someone will step up and declare that’s not her, not that it matters. I don’t think anyone expected her to turn from a paid party girl/escort, to a classy, smart, talented woman with ideas and thoughts of her own. Sure, she has a degree, but so far, the only one we’ve seen her use is when she takes off her panties, and opens her legs, like a common street walker. Notice please, I said “like.”
Regardless of how many of her fans get away from their keepers, tear off the restraints, and crawl to a key board to spew venom on anyone who doesn’t sing her praises, at the end of the day, regardless of how much they rant like the rabies vaccine hasn’t kicked in yet, she is what she is, young, attractive, life smart, highly motivated, paid well for her time, and obviously for sale. George Clooney is her meal ticket to the fame and fortune eating that bug didn’t bring her and she’ll do what she has to, when she has to, as long as she has to, to get what she needs.
Sarah Larson doesn’t intend to go back to waiting tables, partying with rich, sometimes not really attractive men, and/or working parties for high rollers for her boss. And she wont be able to keep opening her legs too much longer, there are younger, more attractive women getting off of the bus everyday, who can do the same things she does, but keep their under ware on.
She’s allowed herself to be paraded around like a prize bull (part of the job, but for her benefit as well) taken the shots and kept her head up, because she knows, as well as he does, when they part ways (oh right, he’s going to marry her, its love, blah, blah, blah) if she has other talents, besides the ones she’s used in the past, she can parlay her time working for him, into a career.
And yes, before you wipe the drool from your chin, snivel and prepare to attack, I can see the future.
oh please. what a joke. the photo on the left shows nothing, absolutely nothing, and as anyone who’s ever worn string or thong panties knows, plenty of bald pelvis shows. and besides, since when it is a crime to wax? i know plenty of women who do, and they are not ho’s. the photo on the right shows nothing either. i don’t see flesh or anything else i’d call a body part ‘hanging down’. you people are sick. not to mention that anyone, worldwide, could have photoshopped those.
Verso’s right, you people are sick. Why not tie SL to a stake and set her alight to see if she’ll burn?
Think what you like about glamour modeling (cos that’s all she’s doing here) but I’m not sure that the mark of a person is how proficiently they hunt the net for ‘nude’ pictures and analyse the ‘hang of a crotch’?
My god, the human race has stopped evolving.
SIGHTINGS
Sarah Larson, the former N9NE Group cocktail server who spent a lot of time with George Clooney last year, modeling designer fashions at the Palazzo on Tuesday for the March spring fashion edition of Luxury Las Vegas magazine (which is owned by Stephens Media Magazine Publications, a sister operation of the Review-Journal).
Larson was spotted at Moon (Palms) on Sunday at a table with Australian actor Reshad Strik, who appeared in “The Hills Have Eyes 2.”…
You still speak about these pictures?
Verso : welcome!! ;-)
Every hundred comments, we have the same speach around the same pictures…people develop a fixation with these pictures.
Pictures which point absolutely nothing else than little skin and
dark black between too legs, take a mirror, look at your own pussy and compare!!
or would like me to draw for you the lips of a vagina ??
with details??
my god!
What is this website? a meeting of fanatic bigots??
You know what Molly? you should try to practise sodomy, this is better than a laxatif and it will produce to you an orgasm who potientially take the tension out of you and liberate yourself from this fixation. You should make it every new year so that effect continues….Loll…loll..loll.
Yes…when I play with vulgarity, I do it for real..lolll
Anyway…I return to my job next monday and I will have no time to come back here. You will have this forum only for you!!!
Good Luck to you Sarah larson and try to choose carefully your friends in the futur…especially when you cross certain thin line :-)
Dead C..you will stay an enigm in some way for me :-)
bye…see you peharps in few month.
Charlie.
Honestly, I probably dislike her as much as many of you, but in all fairness, I didn’t see any sure crotch in any of those pictures, really…..And this is from a person who doesn’t hold her in high regards.
I hope Charlie signs on one more time to see this: A gift for drooling Molly. No need to draw the details for her — she can buy this and forever be in vaginal heaven!!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html
Now…let’s see what this Reshad Strik looks like…
http://imdb.com/gallery/hh/1992928/HH/1992928/iid_1345883.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Strik,%20Reshad
Maybe Clooney has competition?
JEAN: url please?
Clooneystudio.com is shutting down as of the 1st of Feb if anyone is interested…
Regardless of whether anyone can actually see sarah larson’s meat, one thing is for sure, she projects herself as a lewd and opportunistic person. Whether that reflects on GC’s character (as lewd and opportunistic) is up for debate. The UN sure likes him.
Jean I found it, sorry to bother. I tried Google amazing what one may find there
Interesting the past tense of SPENT time, she’s not an actress she’s a model! Who knew?
Didn’t someone here say she was shopping for an agent?
They should call him the UN Messenger Willing to Go to Dangerous Places for Positive Publicity (UNMWGDPPP).
To be perrfectly honest, if innocent people can derive some benefit from GC’s sagging face and flagging career, that’s fine by me, the masses are definitely interested. Just stop giving this actor a peace prizes for playing the hero role, because that is wrong.
Charlie – whilst I do not agree with your stance, you do and have made me laugh!
Good luck with your job!
But, but Spirit!
The human race has and is still evolving…. we can now use the internet! ;-)
I decided to check out the German site. Not sure about the photo on the right but the one on the left she definitely does not appear to be wearing anything under her dress. I do not believe it to as vulgar shot as it could have been, but she should have put something on. If she is wearing a thong or g-string like one person posted I would hate to think how uncomfortable she must be in order for it not to be visible. I wear them and I have never had them adjust themselves to the point of not covering that particular area. My monitor is a 22″ and it definitely gives a better view of the picture than my laptop monitor. She is not the first nor will she be the last to go without underwear, she probably just didn’t think it would wind up a topic of conversation accross the internet.
She has been the companion of G.C. for over 6 months now…so I was wondering what money she is using to pay for her house and car that she has. I can’t believe she has saved enough money to make those payments without a regular job.
I just thought of something funny….maybe G.C. pays her to serve drinks and dance for his friends. He could then use her as a tax write off under employee.
Angela:
I hope your acting career is doing well! I chose the theater..no casting couches there. If you truly love acting and not in it for the money it doesn’t matter if it is on a stage or in front of a camera….it is simply done for the love of acting. Anyway, break a leg. Hope that isn’t just an American expression.
“The UN has appointed at least 12 Messengers of Peace to help its activities around the world, including Jordanian Princess Haya Bint Al-Hussein, whose focus is on hunger; orchestra conductor and pianist Daniel Barenboim, who focuses on peace and tolerance; Michael Douglas on disarmament; cellist Yo-Yo Ma, youth; and Nobel Peace Prize laureate Elie Wiesel on human rights.
Messengers of Peace are chosen because of their integrity and a strong desire and ability to mobilize public interest and support for UN principles. They are also individuals recognized for talents in the arts, sciences, literature and entertainment.”
–hmmm.
Charlie,
Why don’t you try practicing that pretense of being from a different country a bit more, its getting a bit thin. So, you “Play with vulgarity,” relax, you’ve perfected it, it fits you. I will contact the village, let them know you’ve escaped. Perhaps, once you’ve been captured again, and given your suggested treatment, your sanity will return…maybe not, can’t get back what wasn’t there.
As for Mutt and Jeff, go play in traffic.
Verso,
You’re still slithering around, leaving tons of slime. What happened, traffic not fast enough? Too bad. Go try again, and this time, stand up, so they wont miss you.
haha — molly was bested by charlie. i for one, love that. i have to say to kelly-michelle that i count her expression ‘sarah’s meat’ as the most vulgar expression i have come across in more than a decade. i mean, really. and angela, read the posts, practically no one here agrees with you that the photo on the left (or the right for that matter) proves anything, including that sl was not wearing underwear. that photo proves nothing. it barely shows any nude area at all. you are off your rocker, imho.
Okay, back to the important stuff!
Why wasn’t she in NYC for the U.N. parties and photo ops? If she was there, why not in the photos? If NOT there, why?
Anyone? Now that the moving in story has been on every website, will his pr guy issue a yes or no? Does anyone still care?
lol.
you must either be really young or really old, verso.
In regard to the Clooney Studio site closing-It was an excellent site that pulled all of the GC info together in one spot. I don’t understand why it is closing – do you think it is the work involved or the money to do it?
One of the evening gossip shows brought up the rumor of the “move-in” and asked George’s pr rep Stan if true or not. Stan’s answer, “I don’t know.”
I think George realized that having Sarah at the U.N. and in photos wasn’t a good idea given her background. (Fine for premieres, dinners, etc., even the Nobel peace award in Rome.) He must have felt it wouldn’t have befitted his new title at the U.N. to be seen w/her. And we also don’t know if his parents get along with her. No one knows if she really spent xmas w/the Clooney’s. I was glad to see him share this big honor/moment just w/his parents. Could they be any more thrilled? And George looked happy as well.
I do believe he and Sarah are still together. Why she would tolerate being so obviously excluded from this event after all the stories about their “deepening” relationship — such a “slap in her face” — I don’t know. But I guess that’s one of the reasons he’s happy w/her. He can do what he wants, i.e., what’s good for him, and she won’t/can’t object. Right now she gets just as much out of this relationship as he does.
And if he really loves Sarah, how could he hurt/embarrass her by excluding her from such a “family/significant other” event?
RE ClooneyStudio:
If you read the site regularly you would have noticed that the owner mentioned that the site was a hobby that was starting to take too much of his/her time.
Also read the site the owner mentioned on several occasions being a caregiver. Which means that he/she has the primary role of caring for someone who cannot care for themselves.
Couple that responsibility with a site that was becoming a significant source of consolidated GC news (and as the owner noted being used at other outlets/sites/blogs as a source without proper credit) I don’t see why anyone is surprised that the owner is taking it down.
This happened several years ago with another site called ByGeorge. The owner of that site not only had to contend with fans but also George’s enemies – thinking that it was an official site – when it was not, as ClooneyStudio also was not – and inundating the site owner with emails that were at times even threatening.
Additionally, the site owner of ByGeorge had a moral dilemma. Stating that she tried to keep his private life off the site, just reporting on his work, but when he started dragging his latest bimbo down the red carpet that’s when she had to let it go. I think this was during the Lisa/Krista/Lisa/Krista days. (First he’s with Krista and next he’s in Como with Lisa, then he’s back with Krista…)
For all George’s comments about “my private life is my business” he still manages to get a lot of it out in the public when it suits him.
So, as much as it will make it inconvenient to search for the info – those of you who are interested can do what the owner at CS did – search the web.
I think the person who had the site did a really good job, put up good information, stayed away from most opinions and just posted the news that was out there – leaving it to the reader to decide what was truth or not.
There was a time when I respected George for his attempt at making socially relevant commentary in his films and his humanitarian work. However, as more was reported about George and his choices – I had to rethink that admiration and respect.
George, again, while in India used the phrase, “I’m the son of a journalist.” Having read his father’s column for several years, I guess if I were his son I might make the same commentary – one that denotes pride in his father’s accomplishments and the respect that he has from many of his peers. But if George is trying to draw a mantel of respectability and integrity over himself by using that phrase as often as he does, then in my eyes he has failed miserably.
George is good at what he does, looks good in photos – the man has perfected the “getting my best side without looking like I’m trying to pose” stance, gets a camera to follow him and if he chooses to have it follow him to humanitarian events – good for him.
And he is a really good actor — off screen. I believe he does his best work outside of his films. Perhaps that’s why I don’t see him as an honest person – there are too many inconsistencies, for my taste, between what he says and what he does.
That’s just my opinion, there are many who disagree and that’s okay.
RE Sarah:
As to the subject of this blog/posting whatever, wasn’t it posted somewhere here that Sarah was last seen with some Australian actor in Las Vegas? Maybe that’s why she’s not in NYC at the UN. Either her job has ended or she’s just on hold till the next time George needs to go down a red carpet. Just a thought.
Or perhaps as I’m typing this she’s winging her way back to LA to meet George so that she can move in with him – it has been a couple of weeks since she’s seen him. The reunion will be something out of a Nora Ephron film – he’ll meet her on a bridge, in a park, with flowers all abloom and the dog will bark, they’ll kiss and the camera will pan up to the skies, because of course, this is TRUE LOVE!
How come these flicks never show what happens after the music swells, the credits scroll and then the screen goes blank?
Next morning scenario – He walks into the kitchen, wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, scratching his ass, groggy-eyed from last night’s “reunion,” (he’s not as young as he used to be) then stops and watches as she’s on the phone, trying to figure out how to order a couple of Egg McMuffins (not realizing they don’t deliver) and whining about how much time he spends away at work. She’s realized she’s got to put up with his cranky morning demeanor and probably really bad breath, while flashing that really bright smile at him, because nothing is wrong they are in love, right? Ah, living together ain’t it grand? Where’s a papparrazo when you need him? I’d pay to see that photo. Oh, yea, I forgot, he’s boinking Britney – now – no time to take pics. :-)
Sharon: the website said it just got to be overwhelming.
Jules: Yes, the pictures of his mother show her just *glowing* with pride, Dad also looks very proud.
I wonder why Stan said “I don’t know?” I wonder if she stayed (home somewhere) willingly?
kelly-mich: i am neither young nor old. btw, your posts are informative and interesting for the most part. i was just shocked that you would use that expression. you seem too smart for that. as to the ‘move in’ stories, i think those are unsubstantiated gossip.
Hello guys, I’ve been actually quite busy lately upping my game to read this website.
I have improved my lifestyle, buying a high end car, hiring security to protect me when I go out/red rope style, making a grand a night in my business, new hair, lost weight, and found myself a very, very hot boy toy! So Vegas has been very exciting lately.
About the game, so I’m at Blush, a high end bar at the Wynn with my boy toy and friends. I get a card slipped in my dress by a super hot playboy club special event/promotion person. I think this is the new 9ne girl promotion team, but definitely a paid position to hang out with high rollers.
So you asked questions, and yes guys I am the expert of Las Vegas, it’s been over a year since I’ve been living there. http://www.level7lasvegas.com, A VIP service the high rollers use, the rollers pay 1500 a night just to hang out with the “models.” But the costs does go to 10,000 if things go the way the players want. Porn stars, Jenna Jameson, gold diggers, are the girls they use.
So George wants a wild/fun party girl, who cares? It’s his life choice. He plays the game, and what he got wasn’t the best in LV that is for sure…but who cares he likes her!
He’ll be back in Vegas trying to score one of the other hot model want-a-be’s that is for sure! Sara will be back trying to hook up with a rich celebrity using her I got a degree and I was on fear factor as her game. Now she can brag about fucking George Clooney. But Sara, your not one of the best in LV, I was the one that was on that website, clothed guys don’t worry!
Do you guys want me to post a pic, I really don’t care anymore who knows who I am. I am starting that reality show where I portray myself as a very wild party girl, so who cares what kind of crazy stuff I have written on here!
Angela you would be so proud of my new boy toy, blonde, blue, perfect features and body, half Italian and Irish, too bad boy toys are only good for one thing. That is why there is millionaires to take us honey’s out!
I’m surprised that the UN didn’t allow GC to speak to them after they gave him a role at the UN! Guess his message wasn’t for them. Well.
My sister told me she saw the press conference on CNN the other day. Said Clooney must be gay. Just as I am starting to turn back to my original assumption that Sarah Larson is a paid escort. So sad if it turns out that GC has had to pretend to be a straight “player” for all these years.
GC didn’t speak at the U.N. because Russia & France didn’t want to be told what to do by an Actor. (quote from U.N. press release.)
For years I’ve heard rumors about him being gay, if he is I agree it’s too bad he has to be closeted. Think of how much, if true, he could do for the Gay community since he’s so high profile.
I wonder if the U.N. was planning to shut him up all along. That’s kind of nasty.
The U.N. can’t be racists can they? I mean, for not stopping the genocide of those people in Darfur? Why didn’t they want to hear GC’s message? It would be the same whether it was George Clooney or Bill Clinton saying it, right?
Especially since France just gave him an award – I wonder what changed?
From lasvegasmagazine…
BACHELOR BOY GEORGE CLOONEY CHANGES HIS SINGLE STATUS
“Eternal” bachelor movie superstar George Clooney might be changing his single status, and thanks to a beautiful former Palms resort hotel cocktail server, two $20,000 bets may be hanging in the wind!
It was early last summer that the suave, debonair and handsome 47-year-old actor met gorgeous Sarah Larson at George Maloof’s casino when the Oceans 13 sequel movie premiered there to kick off our CineVegas film festival. They’ve literally been inseparable since and turned up together on red carpets in Europe and New York. Now insiders are asking if, after nine months of dating, she’s become the very first girl to “seriously snag” him since his divorce in 1993—after just four years of marriage to Talia Balsam. Insiders tell me that George just asked Sarah to “officially” move in with him, and she promptly installed her wardrobe in the spare guest closets!
“She waited patiently, she never pushed him and she felt comfortable that he’d finally get around to changing some of his bachelor views,” I was told. Now some are even saying that their genuine love affair may even go the distance with George eventually proposing! Now if that happened and Sarah became pregnant, George might wind up paying off two $20,000 bets to actresses Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer. Originally they bet him $10,000 apiece that he would become a father by age 40. On that birthday he returned their money and bet double or nothing that he wouldn’t have children by age 50! But ever since a motorcycle accident in New Jersey on Sept. 21, George and Sarah have been virtually joined at the hip. He broke a rib and suffered road-rash while Sarah broke two toes and they were treated together in a private room at a Palisades hospital.
http://blogs.lasvegasmagazine.com/VegasLuxeLife/bachelor-boy-george-clooney-changes-his-single-status/
This sounds like another re-hash of the “friend” said to The Star magazine story. There are picture of GC cruising around L.A. on his motorcycle, dated yesterday (Tuesday) he’s with his boys and SL is no where in sight.
Perhaps he’s protesting too much? Making a statement that she’s really not here/around? According to internet sources i.e. trashy gossip sites, GC doesn’t have a NYC apartment. Which would make sense, if he did why stay at hotels when in NYC?
I wonder if he CAN get a girl pregnant, I can’t believe after all this time no girl thought about finding away around the condom/pill situation. From reading here, when it was thought he did knock up one of his girls the denial went out faster than a speeding bullet…so to speak.
sorry but this story is so far better than Walt Disney Cartoon
Very funny!
That ‘moving in’ story has been circulating from one rag to the next for weeks now. The simple fact is, Ms. Larson has not been seen with George since the National Board of Review awards in NYC ages ago. She has, more or less, disappeared. I find it more likely that she’s moved on, rather than moved in.
We’ll all know on the 24th at the Oscars is she’s w/him or not.
(From another poster on IMDB):
FROM LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL
VEGAS CONFIDENTIAL – NORM CLARKE
Posted February 07
Also at Moon: Sarah Larson, the former N9NE Group cocktail server who has been dating actor George Clooney. She has been busy as a local model. Last week, she modeled clothing from Tory Burch and Barneys at the Palazzo for the spring fashion issue of Luxury Las Vegas magazine (a publication of the Review-Journal). Tabloid reports have been circulating for several weeks that she has moved in with Clooney. That has not happened yet, according to a source in Cincinnati, where Clooney grew up.
Posted February 06
Actor Eddie Murphy, with a lady friend and others at Moon nightclub (Palms) on Tuesday night. Also at Moon: Sarah Larson, the former N9NE Group cocktail server now dating actor George Clooney, music mogul Suge Knight, former boxing champion Mike Tyson, New England Patriots linebacker Junior Seau, and rappers Birdman and Lil’ Wayne. Tyson was also spotted at Pure nightclub (Caesars Palace) on Tuesday.
BEFORE GEORGE
They’re a bit dated but have never been addressed here and in spite of the vulgarity, it really is too good to ignore. Especially since it’s George Clooney, the George Clooney idolised as the perfect man by women everywhere.
Remember this? The article on George’s type? These days Sarah Larsen is all class on the carpet but not too long ago, she was a Nine.com girl. And instead of showing off her Louboutins, she was showing off her labia.
In October, mavrixonline.com posted these photos from 2005 – as you can see, Sarah is wearing no panties and pulling a Britney/Paris/Lilo. In the grand scheme of things, considering Paris Hilton’s fellatio record, I suppose it’s really not a big deal.
What’s amazing though is the Hollywood spin machine. Because it’s George Clooney, because he is the industry golden man, suddenly Sarah’s resumé is whitewashed and respectable. After all, what would the MiniVan Majority say when faced with definitive proof that Mr Perfect really, really, really can’t be changed?
Molly’s post from above (BEFORE GEORGE) should be credited to:
LaineyGossip.com
Remember back when, when SL/GC were asked about the getting her an acting job (asking his friend if I remember) she said she wasn’t an actress. BUT when her resume was whitewashed from being a reality “star”/go-go dancer she became a “model.”
Maybe that was the contract? He got the good press for awards season (which has seemingly backfired) he’s not good odds to win the oscar. He got bad press for sucking face with her, bad press for the Fabio thing, he was cranky in european press conferences regarding making money for commercials, the egg throwing machine in italy (?) and now radar magazine has a cover story “why is hollywood hating on Clooney?” Also the UN refusal to allow him to speak.
It’s a long ride up and a short ride down, he’s probably never going to go away but it seems his star is tarnishing. I wouldn’t be surprised if his next girlfriend is someone more respectable in the eyes of the world. Not a stripper/gogo dancer/porn actress/under 30.
well, it’s nice to hear the background. and seeing her photo from way back then. I had the same pair of glasses! So ‘ordinary’ girls can hook up with hunks like George Clooney ( who looked kinda dorky himself back in the day–did you see that bowlcut from his junior or high school yearbook?)
We are all ugly ducklings of some kind (looks, personality) and can always learn and grow.
now, if he could just date a girl close to his age…like me! keepin the dream alive…
Hello,
I love this blog and I just wanted to add my two cents.
First things first, George Clooney and Sarah Larson did not meet the night of the Ocean’s 13 premiere. The article below from People via http://www.clooneystudio.com states he did go in, but left because of the commotion. Also there are photos of Sarah Larson and another gentleman taken that same evening. This is consistent with George Clooney’s statement that they met in late August, right before the Film Festival.
“Las Vegas sightings George Clooney touring all the Palms’ hotspots while in Las Vegas for the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere. The actor met up with costar Brad Pitt at a sky villa in the Fantasy Tower, though Pitt only stayed a short while because, a source tells us, “He had to get back to L.A. to his family.” Next, the group moved to the N9NE Group’s Moon nightclub, but too much commotion – blame eager tourists clamoring for a photo with the star – caused Clooney to leave. But he soldiered on, stopping at the Playboy Club, where he got some special treatment (a private bar) and met up with costar Ellen Barkin – as well some other ladies. Says a guest: “He had [Playboy] Bunnies and blondes all lined up just to say ‘hello.'” (source: People)” No sight of Larson here. She’s not a bunny or blonde.
The whitewashing is for Sarah Larson’s family as well . She is the older sister of four young siblings and it has to be extremely embarassing for them to have all of this stuff about their sister come out. I am pretty sure they surf the net. Her aunt did not know she was a dancer, her poor embarassed family. There was someone at JustJared stating they did a nice story on her in the Washington area, who does stories on celebrities unfamous girlfriends. No one, more cleaning up, well at least in the area her family resides.
Do I believe this a publicity stunt gone horribly wrong. YES!!!! It is funny but I was just at clooney studio and wanted to read an article about George’s visit to Italy, which sealed it for me. There was a dinner and the writer mentioned Sarah Larson, the funny thing is back in December, there were just two lines on Larson, that said she was tall and mention going over to help George with a crowd. Now the story describes the clothes that Larson had on, stating she had a Hermes scarf, Louboutin boots, black leggings and a cashmere sweater. Trying to make her seem classy. I am going to try to find the original story online to see if it matches word for word. I believe Sarah probably did not attend that dinner. I laughed so hard, the webmaster at http://www.clooneystudio.com maybe in on the con. Obviously they edited that story. Also according to the site they receive official statement via Stan Rosenfield, George’s publicist, hence why so much whitewashing Larson on that site. I think Stan was the mastermind behind this big mess. Also another reason why they may have shut down. Probably got tired of being pimped by Stan. But don’t fear it may be up and running again.
At first I believe George asked a friend to accompany him to a movie premiere , it was suppose to be a little publicity stunt to garner attention for his movie. In August he received so much attention for his whoring on the yacht. Actually I believe Stan probably picked her, she’s way too thin for George, George probably would have went for one of the Playboy bunnies, more curvier. They garned more attention than anticipated, then they took this mess too far. They should have stopped at the Film Festival and maybe dragged her out for the NY premiere, to get more attention. After that they should have left it alone. George Clooney never dated that publicly before and they don’t seem to have chemistry. They look like pals, than lovers. It seemed the more attention she got, the more people wanted to bring her down. They were actually calling her a hooker on clooneystudio when the pictures first came out, I was one of the naive defending her, telling people they were just jealous.
Sorry I believe that she’s an escort http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID22/53209.html. These guys could be sued for defamation of character, how many Sarah Larson’s are there in Las Vegas. The name , details and specific, yet it is still up. If it is untrue she should have them remove it.
I thought they lived together since September when she quit her job and does George Clooney have a NY apartment, last I heard he was staying in a hotel in his most recent visit. The “full rumor” states George asked her to move in and she hasn’t decided, giving her the upperhand in ending the relationship. Which leads me to speculate that she put that rumor out herself. Also she was spotted recently with a little known actor, someone from the Hills Have Eyes II at the Moon club. Does George know about this.
This whole episode should be taught in marketing classes, The Celebrity Relationship and what not to do !
I wonder if the accident hadn’t happened would this relationship have gone as far as it did?
What I don’t know what you guys get, is having E list celebrities at clubs is an every day event in Vegas. Sara sits with them because she works at the club, and they always invite the hot girls to join them…
Oh that modeling job she did only paid like 300 bucks. You guys make it seem that there is something so glamorous going on here.
For the last time I was there at the playboy club during the Ocean’s 13 event. There was only one blonde bunny in that room go go dancing, and she told me she was only invited in at the end of the night. They had a few blondes pulled in at the end of the night. Those pictures taken of Sara during the night are a common occurance. There is 3 camera people that take picture after picture of every single person in the club. She was working, so ofcourse she will have pictures of her with other clients. George left with a group of guys at @4 a.m., blasted and dancing in the elevator. I should of joined him, but my new boy toy is hotter, next time George!
You guys get so geeked about E list celebrites. You should here about the story how I told Mike Tyson he was a rapist, ear-biting loser and should get the hell out of my bar if he thinks he can disrespect woman!
Yes, thanks Jules, it was laineygossip.com not my own creation.
I found the myredbook link – interesting, btw anyone looking for the link head to alexa.com and put the whole link in the search engine.