From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
That is so deep, Charlie! And I was thinking that he was just being an insecure actor.
It’s got to be disappointing that after years of hard work (and bragging) to find that
1) you are not considered the “greatest actor of your generation” by anyone;
2) you are aging badly;
3) you can’t be considered hip anymore or edgy by the younguns’;
4) you’ve been around and around and around;
5) your date for a professional function bit another girl’s ass for pay and walked YOUR red carpet with crutches when only had two broken toes;
6) younger directors with less name recognition have greater successes than you;
7) everybody is wondering “what happened?”
Seven reasons to be insecure, but I’m sure GC is very happy.
Wooooo Hoooo!
We hit the 1000 mark!!!!!
Come on peeps!!! GROUP HUG!!!!
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Hey guys
I noted this in another forum – have a read. Interesting perspective from someone who lives in LA and is sick and tired of Hollywood and its games….
http://www.becauseyoulisten.org/2008/01/l-open-letter.html
Oh Jesus. I’ve just heard that your GC, the one who wants to save the world, will be at Venice, Italy, for a Carnival Opening Party, definitely before he plays again the part of the “adorable missionary”, going in that poor Darfur. He will be the “guest star” in an “only for VIP” Party, you can even dance with that bitch… tickets 800 euros each. Do you want to come? :-)
Why not, maybe I can get two or three tickets… I could go there for laughing, and then talking to him about this web page ;-)
hope this “Event” is not going to have a confirmation, though
Molly : I never said that SL said something on this video…I just said that it is not all women who can laught about GC joke and share his sens of humour…The girl (the ‘interviewer’) which try to ask him questions ( trivial questions besides) she throw to him a line ! it was wholly clear for me that he makes fun of this girl (the ‘interviewer’)…anyway.
Loll…
next!
you are not famous and have no class. go look in the mirror. you made a mistake.
ahahahahahahahahah :-) – I’ve seen the video, I’ve found nothing new about his cynic, wacky, totally Irish sense of humour but I’ve heard he said the truth, once…
He is taking some strong medicines or he is addicted on amphetamines, I could say. He was drugged, wasn’t he? He was stuttering, he was kinda nervous, he wasn’t able to stay still. Wow!
If you are a couple you play all the time with phrases like: why am I engaged with you? I hate you… or: if you leave me, I’ll kill you… or: I was a lovely guy before meeting you, now I need to drink to forget our relationship… or: now that you are my wife, my dear, I can say “marriage is the death of the relationship”, why don’t you come back to your Mum’s home? … so, GC is not the only one who can “joke” about the marriage or whatever.
About GC, I’m seeing in every interview or in every picture of him only a cold cold cold, phoney, arrogant, chauvinist man who is insulting a young woman, no matter he pays her or not.
PS: I’m not surely a feminist but I respect women. I don’t like SL, I respect SL as a woman anyway. If part of you really love SL, you have to recognize this: GC is hurting her in several ways. On the other hand, we have to accept that maybe it’s fine for her.
mmm, Angela, I so agree with you. If you ever look into Sara’s eyes, it’s always a blank stare like she has nothing going on upstairs or to offer the world. She seems plain, and I didn’t see anything about her outfit or make-up that made it looked professionally done. She doesn’t wear false lashes, she always looks like she just got out of bed and put on some clothes and left the house.
WB- Good remark about “I’m happy with the way things are,” instead of “we,” very interesting.
Angela,
I would like to know more about this Venice Carnival Opening? Tell me more, I am interested.
“George Clooney named Messenger of Peace”
I have no words
if you are interested
I don’t know if you speak or read Italian, there’s a webpage on your topix:
http://nuovavenezia.repubblica.it/dettaglio/Gran-ballo-con-George-Clooney/1415424?edizione=EdRegionale
I can make a pair of telephone calls to get info and I can ask about still available tickets. I’ll try, even though after my last post I’m really sick, and a little pissed off, about all this garbage.
I’ve red the webpage “open letter”… it’s only truth – truth – truth
That’s funny, I actually watched a couple of those videos and though I accept that I may be out of touch on all this, I think he came off a little rude/cavalier towards Sarah.
She does seem so young and vulnerable really – even if you think she’s a fool or gold-digger or whatever. He should be more careful with her feelings, watching someone with all the power in a relationship make careless remarks about someone they’re supposed to be emotionally involved with (and who has relatively little power) is unpleasant.
Is this George hitting the “self destruct” button? I know some men do this when a relationship gets “too serious” – rather than end it, they make it impossible for the woman to stay and have any self regard… (women do it too, I know). Or is he lashing out because he’s insecure about the references to their age difference? Or is he like Charlie said? – Nervous around the Press with her by his side and therefore apt to say inappropriate things in a panicked attemtp to shield her from any real contact with them?
He tends to hide behind a funny mask whenever anything “personal” comes up so maybe that’s all it is, either way if I’d been standing beside him – being refused a chance to answer a question directed at me, or simply being referred to as “his best accessory” I would have wanted some kind of an explanation later.
Basically, I think she handled it all with extremely good grace, whereas I may have accidentally slipped my drink all over his groin area – deftly making way for the next young hottie….. I think George cares about her a lot but I can’t help thinking he’s a little emotionally immature in relationships. Will he save Darfur? Maybe. Will he revolutionise Hollywood? Possibly. Will he humour the Paparazzi? Temporarily. Can he make a woman happy? Errrrr
Oh dear the trials of dating a Movie Star.
I was reading a book in which aspects of the Holocaust are mentioned. Because of what I read, I need to retract something that I wrote about the good things GC does being negated by what I termed “sleazy” actions. Anyone who shines a light on genocide is to be commended. I apologize to George again.
My feelings about certain things have not changed but I needed to make this correction.
I seriously don’t get it! She has the biggest set of horse teeth i’ver ever seen, next to nancy carrigan.
Sarah has been a waitress/hostess in Las Vegas for a few years now, she was one of the featured players on an advertising/promotional video where she posed, legs open, with/without under ware, and often partied after hours, for pay. I doubt, very seriously, if there is anything vulnerable about Sarah Larson.
Young, yes, but hardly dew eyed and innocent. This is a woman who doesn’t mind licking another woman’s thigh, or biting her butt, I don’t think him saying he doesn’t want to get married or calling her his best accessory phases her, since the first he has always said, and the second, someone else supplied, while he tried to find a word to describe her while looking for her because she had gotten lost in the crowd.
Nor do I think he is nervous being with her, because he cares so much, this isn’t a Jane Austin novel. I’ve seen him face down booing paparazzi, hecklers, and fans who don’t understand the meaning of personal space, with style and grace. I’ve seen him escort a lot of women, one much younger then Sarah, and much more innocent then Ms. Sarah and he was then, as he is now, at ease. This time is no difference. Her presence doesn’t make him nervous unless he is concerned about what she will say, should she speak.
Ms. Sarah knew abstractly what she was getting into, and as she keeps coming back for more, looking for the camera and indeed enjoying its presence, I am sure a careless remark here or there, doesn’t send her weeping into her pillow at night, silently condemning her choices.
I think as a whole she has handled herself well, in that she has kept her mouth closed about anything she might see that could be remotely personal as far as he’s concerned, but the real test of the tape will be when its over, be it two months from now or two years. The proof is always in the pudding, when the borrowed jewelry no longer arrives, the designers no longer send you dresses and your face no longer appears in gossip magazines attached to an internationally famous man.
Otherwise, her job is not too hard. She does nothing all day, she doesn’t work, so she is available when he calls. She shops, gets her hair and nails done, or has lunch with the designated friend; She is a woman of leisure, and knows it..
I’d say Ms. Sarah is enjoying her time as a kept woman, she knows exactly what she’s doing, and it beats the sweaty paws of drunken customers any day.
“Messenger of Peace”
I was thinking about an Italian friend of mine, a missionary priest who has been living in Patagonia for 45 years. He built schools, dormitories, workshops, laboratories. When he went there he slept for months on the frozen ground or under the snow, because winter is awful there (nearly South Pole) and most of unfortunate people in that poor part of Country hadn’t got an own house.
He was threatened by the regime, one of his schools was buried by government soldiers because he didn’t want to accept any bribes and he didn’t want to abandon his work. He said to me and my families that he wasn’t scared about weapons, he just didn’t want to leave unaided that people.
He was seriously hurt once but he was resolute to stay there, he brought with him in his handmade little “house” dozens of orphans children, he raised these children and he fought hard for them. He found teachers for them, he was able to find himself money in Italy and in Europe (he came back in Italy once a year and only for find help for his people) and even in Patagonia. He helped raped women and he taught them jobs, for give them a new life. He built houses helped by the same women, all of them with very bad problems into their families or with serious infections, or dumped by their own parents. He built a place where these women can stay together and learn about loving each other.
He was dishonoured innumerable times by the same Patagonia residents, because he is Italian and he wanted to help people who don’t merit help (the same Country Government thinks that of its citizens, always and in every case).
Now he is in his 80’s and he still wants to stay there but now it’s very difficult for him. We are trying to convince him to stay in Italy and take care of himself, it’s so hard… he still wants to do things, to do something new and help more people he can supports as soon as possible. What a incredible man.
All he has got for his whole-life work is: nothing. But I bet he was the happiest man in the world, when he was with his Patagonia people. I truly hope he will be replace by an other Great Missionary, Italian or not, who is able to make the difference in these Countries, do little, wonderful things without received any honours, just in silence and for his/her whole life.
You can write these words about EVERY missionary in the entire world.
Me, I can only say: why aren’t we thinking about them and helping them? Why these people have to work alone for their entire life?
Shame on you, Governments all over the World (and UN), that don’t recommend Peace Awards to Great Men who really deserve it.
to hmmmm
………….. mmmmhhhh……. who are you?
any connections with this webpage?
;-)
An other bad news…
Last week I heard about Brad Renfro, now we’ve lost a gorgeous young man, a very talented actor and a very tormented human being.
Farewell, Heath.
MOLLY,
you tell it like it is!!! Well said, and I think you are absolutely right. All photos point to a money hungry, attention grabbing woman, not a poor little innocent frail girl. I don’t think she has alot of morals (if any), they went out the door long time ago. I think GC is having his fun with her, he obviously likes her, otherwise wouldn’t prance her around. BUT……between liking her and marrying her are two different worlds, and he has demonstrated this time and time again. He is very quiet about her, BUT, the moment someone/anyone mentions marriage/commitment, he jumps to prove the contrary…..ALWAYS has with her, since France. So, I think if there was something more serious going on at this time, he would stay mum about those comments to, remember when Stan came out about the pictures in Dubai, clarifying that they were NOT engaged. So, pictures speak a thousand words, well so do actions.
Disclaimer – the following comments do not negate all the other comments I have made in the past. I still think he’s stupid and I still think she’s a skank.
George will go to his grave SINGLE – there is nothing wrong with that. Not everyone is wired to be married. Why the rest of the world wants him married is beyond me. There are many people who have long term relationships without getting married. And since he has stated numerous times that he doesn’t want kids there is no reason for him to get married. Hell, he has a niece and nephew that will probably inherit his millions (or he might leave them to his charity – NOOW) but he won’t be married and I doubt ANY woman will get any of his cash when he’s gone.
My issue with George, as always is that for a man who is in the position he is in – and the opportunities he has to meet people – you think he’d make better choices. Instead of using his “head” when he meets a woman, he should use his brain.
Obviously, he has a certain type of woman he prefers when it comes to looks. But before he leaps, he could at least Google her to see if she comes up with skank-like pics on the net. It’s not like he couldn’t meet another gal at a drop of a hat!
He just seems to continually make stupid choices and after awhile it makes you question all his choices. Stupid is as stupid does. Anyone got a box of chocolates? :-)
Angela : I would like to go with you at the venice Carnaval opening..but I can’t! I must return to work at my job soon ( the end of six month break) , I don’t know if I will have the time to come back here but you can contact me at [email protected] , I like the fact that you stay so cool no matter if you don’t share my point :-) … Concerning Heath Ledger, this is so sad.
Molly : You should have something to forgive to yourself to hate at this point someone you don’t even know. I feel your hatred until here.
Cheer’s everybody
Charlie
:-)
Messanger of Peace?! How about Attention Hog. lol. [turns mirror around]
Clooney To Move Larsen In
George Clooney is planning to take his relationship with girlfriend Sarah Larsen to the next level after asking her to move in with him.
Clooney has occupied his Hollywood Hills home all alone since his beloved Vietnamese Pot Bellied pig Max died in 2006.
But sources tell Star magazine that Clooney is smitten with the 29-year-old former waitress he has dated since last June, insisting the hunk is ready to co-habit again.
A friend tells the magazine, “Sarah is always with him, so it just made sense. Plus, he likes having her around. She has made him very happy because she has a great sense of humor and doesn’t stress him out. She’s easygoing and loving, and I think he really needs that right now.
“George has been feeling lonely. Sarah has filled the void.”
aaawww… I made a lot of mistakes… sorry, I was shocked about Heath Ledger’s death. I loved him. I apologise to – hmmmm – I thought you was playing, now that I’m reading your last post my feelings are different :-)
Lastest garbage gossip is SL moving in – if you want some good laughs, read these
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=23691
Here is my favorite …
Posted By: roxmarie | January 24 2008 at 08:53 AM
Well…if she moves in…I only got one piece of advice for her and all women who live with their boyfriends/husbands:
Sarah…make sure u flush the toilet after taking a dump…and check to make sure it goes down…nothing makes a woman more unattractive than walking into the bathroom and seeing her dump in the toilet…it’s hard to look at her right after that (that kinda stuff kills relationships)…so ladies…please…heed my advice…flush and check and flush again if necessary!!!…THANK YOU!!!
Apparently you all missed the press report the SL is moving in the George, says a “friend.” George’s representative also has said he is not a liberty to say George’s response to his Academy Award nominaton. Also, Reuters reported (and subsquently pulled) a report that George fell ill when in the Sudan and returned this week.
He’s got SAG awards this week, UN Award next week, Venice Carnival soon after, Valentine’s day (he wouldn’t tell remember?) then the Academy Awards.
Wonder what’s up? Why so quiet lately? Has he learnt his lesson about being in the press so much with and without SL that he’s heard he’s so press hungry he’ll go to the opening of an envelope?
Why all of a sudden so shy about his affections for SL in the beginning he practically through her on the table in front of press cameras. On Letterman way back when he said “we are running out of people (to photography with his Academy Award.) Now he’s telling reporters he’s fine the way he is? That’s she’s his best accessory? Stan usually RUNS for the telephone or e-mail to confirm or deny reports -of anything- By the way, Sarah IS shopping around for an agent and is going to get an acting role. Whether or not GC has anything directly to do with this, it’s not going to matter – she’ll get what she wants. Until he dumps her then she’ll fade away like the rest of the ladies.
Thoughts? Rumors?
Molly,
What tedious moralizing.
Further, it’s Jane Austen, not ‘Austin’, and it’s underwear, not ‘under ware’. I could go on. “The test of the tape…”? Whuh? “The proof is in the pudding?. Not quite. Try “the proof of the pudding is in the eating”. You, dear girl, obviously are not too keen on homework.
Besides, haven’t you said this all before? Ad nauseum?
Beyond that, with your obvious fixation on SL’s private parts, you should at least offer to pay her for the price of admission.
V.
Messenger. lol. my mistake. Nothwithstanding his hero label, GC won’t win the Oscar this time. He could’ve had a better chance if he had put more butts in theaters like Julia Roberts did for Erin Brokovich. Since he didn’t, Daniel Day-Lewis will win. Maybe next time. At least we won’t have to hear another tacky speech. :)
Hey, people. What up?
I’m turned off by Hollywood these days and find the industry kind of useless. BUT Heath Ledger was absolutely adorable in 10 Things I Hate About You. I look forward to seeing him in the next Batman movie.
Who do you spend your money to see in a movie?
Verso,
SL is everything I said and more, I just don’t have the time anymore to come every day and repost it. You’ve made the mistake that many before you have made. You actually think I care about your opinion. I don’t. I never have.
You my dear, really need to stop stalking me. Yes I recognized you the moment you corrected me, it was sweet when we roomed together, but when you turned into single-white-female it got down right scary. Please be advised that the restraining order is in affect, but doesn’t include this article and post area, still, don’t try to engage me again, I told you it was over. I prefer friends who aren’t so, well, it was in the restraining order and the letter sent to your doctor, read it again. I will no longer reply to your posts or any of your other personalities. I wont participate in your sick fantasy.
Charlie,
Back at you. What you are feeling can easily be taken care of by a laxative. Try one. Your love for a strange woman you’ve never met is fascinating to me, cant wait to see how it ends. What’s that you muttered, you aren’t in love with her, sure you are, just as you can see my ‘hate’ I can see your obsessive love, cuts both ways. Get a dog.
Strega,
My guess would be there is less press for his relationship because they are beginging “the relationship just fizzled out” phase, press every other week instead of every week, then fade out to it being over by late spring. Her parting gifts include acting roles/pseudo acting career.Also, are the votes already in for oscar?
Why is she looking for an agent – what is she going to do? In New York when the reporter asked George if he had thought of putting her in his next film George laughed and said – she’s not an actress – someone just put that out there. And she shook her head and said – I’m not an actress.
Does she need to do ANYTHING? She’s GC girlfriend for heaven’s sake, she’ll get some work. For awhile, maybe one or two gigs, maybe, would he actually say he was helping her find work? Would she deny it? I doubt it on either part.
I still wonder if the “friend” is someone of Sarahs’ the original article was in The Star – which of COURSE is never incorrect. (cough.)
We’ll see if she shows up at the U.N. fête or if she’s fading into obscurity, the local news rag said GC is in Sudan until then with no mention if SL is there with him, or if not where she is located.
I believe final ballots must be in by February 20th for awarding on the 25th.
I was incorrect on the ballot date – I’m still not used to 2008…
Final ballots must be received by February 19th for award on the 24th.
So sorry.
Nor do I care about your opinions. But if you are going to slobber the same old drivel here, the least you can do is learn the language/spell check. Since I am most definitely not your former roommate (ROTFL), this only proves that you’ve slacked off your meds and that you are in a full-blown paranoia attack! And why would you think anyone (even someone off their rocker — a SWF-type) would want to emulate you? The short answer is: They wouldn’t! I’ve read your past posts, and you’ve proven that you are not only foul-mouthed, you are also jealous beyond belief of anyone younger and prettier than you. Suck it up! And let’s be honest. You don’t post here more often because, under one of your many other guises, you are busily slandering GC and SL on other web sites. Which web site will it be today? You need to be told that neither of these people give a fig about what you think. You are not even a speck in their world. Now slag off.
I mean – “hmmm”, you “were” playing – … Damn, I’m out of my mind! Well, in Italy we are all out of our mind at now, we don’t have our Government anymore! We hope the next one can be better than the last one. By the way, it’ll be an easy thing because the left wing doesn’t work here with the Italian people… :-)
dear Charlie, thank you for giving me your email. Don’t worry, we are going to keep in touch each other, I’ll write to you soon, I want to meet your man and talk to him about all our posts ;-)
I don’t think I’m going to the Carnival Opening Party. (I’m still trying to get a ticket, but it’s hard). I was thinking that I don’t need it because maybe one day I am going to meet GC for business. In Italy we have a long-term movie project work, (well, not so long-term, next year) and maybe I have to move in LA. And I swear to God I’ll look for your man and I’ll meet him! So, why don’t we get in touch? All of us? We could organize a wonderful party :-)
About this web page, for me it’s nearly time for quit, now. It was nice meeting you all here and share opinions with you. I’m starting a new movie, an Italian comedy, I really need to cheer myself up, hoping that Hollywoodland can change one day.
And about my opinions: the “SL thing” ending and her real ambitions, the GC’s “chameleonism”, his hypocrisy and his determination about walking on the International Political way, his plans about his private life (I’m sure he could marry SL or another g/f if he was forced by Hollywood Show Business), I can only say: we’ll see. We were scared about George Bush political choices, now we have Messenger of Peace George Looney Clooney who is travelling around the World. Our funny, funny World.
I truly believe that Mr Clooney could become a myth. Like Diana did. Hope he is not going to injure himself in a serious way, travelling and saving our World, but I think that if a little accident happened to him, the episode would increase a lot his image ;-) I am rotten, I know…
Who knows? God or the World himself is able to fix everything, but it needs time. We have to wait for years, it will be interesting to wait for check it out.
Hollywoodland is fake, I say it again. Actors are fake. That’s why we call them ACTORS. They entertain us, they are our superstars, we are thinking about them as great lovers (uhm, not so sure they are better lovers than our men ;-) ) and they are often in our dreams and that’s wonderful, but… it’s all not real.
Here we are having real fun, instead. Sometimes we start contests each other, sometimes we write silly things just for fun, but we are “genuine”. We are lucky. Hard to believe, even GC is not as lucky as we are. He is more rich than us, he is a celebrity and has a lot of fans everywhere, as his friends in LA, but for these things all of them have sold their souls to the show business. Do you think it’s worth?
Please stay tuned, see you next month!
No Larson didn’t go on the U.N. trip. She was spotted in NYC dining and shopping with a female friend after GC left for his trip.
Brie
Nick Clooney gave an interview saying George will be in the Sudan until the ceremony on the 31st. And that George’s assistant is with him, though staying at a hotel somewhere there. Sarah was in NY for at least a few days after George left. Who knows where she is now.
And I believe anytime anything is mentioned in The Star or Ok!, the “friend” has to be someone connected to Sarah. All of George’s friends, people, etc., never ever talk about him to anyone outside their circle.
Brie:
I wonder if it the same friend that spilt to the Aussie press about GC’s sexual preferences. If true, I wonder if that explains the rather pissed off look he had in some of the pictures taken around that time.
Molly,I’m a girl..loll…and I love the very virile men but I am beautiful enough
– not to envy – but definitely acknowledge that Sarah Larson is a splendid specimen in term of female beauty. I agree on the fact that it is a personal and very subjective opinion.
Angela : :-) good luck to your project , I’m working on the industry me too in canada, I supervise the applications by producers to obtain financing from television and feature film funds ( private and public funds, tax credit, etc.) peharps on day we will have the pleasure to work in a ‘Italo-Canado’ coproduction..loll. And you could give me your advice by my men’s..loll.
Cheer’s
Charlie
On another blog this was posted referring to another new SL & girl picture:
“I read on clooneystudio that GC might be attending a super bowl party this weekend. I found myself wondering if SL was going to attend the party with him. At the time, I was messing around in Google Images and I typed “george clooney sarah larson super bowl” and clicked search forgetting I was in images so the whole thing was a fluke. The very first picture that came up was a picture of SL at a super bowl party last year.”
http://www.gambling911.com/Gambling911.com-Super-Bowl-Party-12.gif
Brie,
there was a post after the one you cite which links to here
http://www.gambling911.com/Super-Bowl-Parties-020407.html
at the top of the page is a picture of Jenny Woo wearing the t-shirt and necklace visible on the dark haired woman in the photo you show and further down the page is the same picture you have posted with the caption id-ing the women- neither of whom is Larson. I would be very surprised if Stan and his minions hadn’t gotten it all cleaned up by now. still, I don’t doubt that there is some really good stuff out there that isn’t on the web- not yet anyway.
Re the “new” SL/girl picture @gambling911 — check out IMDB, GC message board. Several people are in disagreement whether it’s SL or Jenny Woo.
Dear Ted:
If George Clooney isn’t serious about his gal-pal (as you have alluded to in previous columns), why does he parade her around to more places than a float in a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade?
Sally
New York City
Dear It’s Right in Front of Your Puss:
Exactly.
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=cfdf9daf-3a40-4b2f-aa9b-52118baa5c18&page=3
brie — that photo is of jenny woo. you are incorrect.
Speaking of pictures, there was some debate a couple of months ago about the mavrixonline shots regarding whether or not SL really was wearing underwear underneath the red stars. I think it was around the time when “anon” was threatening to sue everyone in sight for defaming SL’s good name. Well, there was a web site in Europe (Germany, I think) that posted the original pictures without the stars. And … well .. I hate to break this to anyone who was still holding out hope … she really wasn’t wearing any underpants. She was sporting a full Brazilian wax to boot.
Emerald:
And you might have thought GC chose her for her mind?
emerald – would you happen to have the link to the site? It might just put that debate to bed across the Internet!!! LOL
Does anyone know if Sarah Larson is part Asian? She looks a bit Asian to me.