From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
Some of you are asking for “proof” of what I say. How would you propose I “prove” GC’s proclivity for kinky sex? LOL. Video? Photos? Ain’t gonna happen. It is WELL KNOWN in the industry that many so-called relationships are fabricated solely for publicity purposes, and YES, are orchestrated down to where they’ll eat. How do you think the paparazzi always get those photos? They are TOLD where the celeb is going to be for the photo op. Hollywood is a well-oiled machine that has been operating this way for more than 50 years now. Sarah Larson is merely participating in the game. Those of you who say she’s just a regular girl. Au contraire. She wanted her 15 minutes of fame and went on the disgusting reality show, Fear Factor. This girl wanted attention SO MUCH that she was willing to eat bugs. This girl wanted attention SO MUCH that she worked as a go-go dancer and cocktail waitress. This is not someone who wanted to move up the ladder through hard work. She was seeking the express line at Disneyland to get on the ride first. And she found it by being an ornament on the arm of GC, a NOTORIOUS player, slut and bachelor.
How do I know? Well, let’s see. I worked for a producer who knows GC personally. When I said that I thought GC is hot… the producer AND his wife both responded – Oh honey. You don’t want him. He’s a major slut. He sleeps around like you wouldn’t believe.
When I mentioned my attraction to another friend of mine, an Actress, she told me that her friend had dated GC and that he liked to be spanked. ANOTHER friend of mine, an Actress, PERSONALLY dated George many years ago, and she also confirmed these “rumors.”
I have worked in Hollywood for several decades now and have learned how the business operates. This Sarah Larson nonsense will be old news soon.
Remember how Tom Cruise was madly in love with Penelope Cruz? And then jumped on Oprah’s couch for Katie Holmes? How about Vince Vaughn & Jennifer Aniston, whose relationship fizzled after their movie fizzled? Everyone’s a puppet, and the strings are pulled by agents, studios, managers and publicists.
You watch. Next year, people will say – Sarah who?
Leave me alone guys.
I’m fucking a rich guy now, don’t act so jealous please.
xxx Sarah
hollywood — thanks for the detail. during my last hotel stay (in paris), the room next door had a rather loud spankfest that lasted off and on until daylight. actually, i think more than one guy was in there at times, so it was probably a call girl. i have to say it, what an exhausting fetish. i mean, there were some pretty serious blows amid the shrieking and dirty talk. the leggy blonde on his gc’s arm at cannes in may was reportedly an expensive ‘pro’. so yeah, i’d say he likes variety. that is such a turn off. ewww.
Celebrities these days seem to be competing for how many times they can be caught on camera giving $ to a homeless person (Clooney outside Nobu in NYC, etc.). And it works, too. You see that and you say, ‘Oh, nice, he just gave money to that homeless guy.” Then you find out his PR agency planted him. SUCH a game.
Jane, David Letterman had a child with someone he’d known for a long time, they worked together, so she was heard of, he did not, however, marry her. They are living together, raising their son. And yes, that is sweet, I like David.
ok, i have just scoured a bunch of boards on gc and gal pal and i have to say, they are really getting beat up out there. i also saw pics of ms. larson with gc after he had finished shooting some ‘burn after reading’ scenes in nyc, and my, my, where are her parents?? and not that smashing either in several of the new pics (i can see where ‘tall elf’ is an apt description). rather ordinary looking in fact. no, this is not leading to marriage. and i do hope she doesn’t get hurt. my message to gc? cut it out. the only reason you could possibly need THAT many women by your side these past few months (may, the ho in cannes; june/july, kelly forester; august, monica on the boat; sept., sarah larson — and i don’t even know where to fit single mom jenny aguero or the Vegas stripper in your crazy timeline) is to bolster your voracious and bottomless ego. ugh. time to grow up.
LOL Julie – now that you put in all in the one entry – it looks pretty bad!
Dec – Feb (approx) = Sarah (stripper)
Feb – April (approx) = Jennifer Aguero
May = Ho in Cannes (I actually think this was Jennifer Aguero)
June – July = Kelly Forester (this one is new to me!)
Aug = Monica
Aug – now = Sarah
Any others? lol
Wow, you FANatics got it all figured out.
If they aren’t dating then why are they in Jersey getting on motorcycle accidents.
All you hefers need to get an Eharmony free trial, and quit hating. I hope they get married. Hollywood Insider; don’t play like you had a chance with George Clooney, Sarah is hot (if not all used up) regardless of your negative shit she is famous for fucking a famous dude.
Deadc,
I guess time has come for you to say what is your opinion about what is happening and about what could be happen and maybe time has come to put a “ful stop”, JMO
Speaking as a 50 yr. old female who’s been single 10 yrs., I will give
my take as I see them. George is not okay. He is going thru middle
age crazy & they don’t call it crazy for nothing. I was married 25
yrs. til my husband went bonkers at the same age as George. Suddenly,
a man who was calm & collected was shaking uncontrollably, wanting
to kill me over his girlfriend.
I’ve gone thru various experiences with a few guys. Not many men
since I’ve never been out for more than real love, but I have learned
some things in my circumstances (hard life).
One fellow I was in love with was cheating on me cause he got the
good blowjobs from another & anal sex too, which I would not
do. I finally called the girl up & she verified this. She was 15 yrs.
younger than me. He had meaningless sex with her. I would rather
be the girlfriend who had the respect.
I tend to get involved in commitment phobic relationships. I wonder
if these men gravitate to women foolish enough that they can deceive
them. Well…I’m not too foolish cause I tend to be too smart at
catching on shortly into relationships. So…I suspect men want
dumb & so far Sarah seems to fit that bill.
I bought a number of books on commitment phobic men & I’ve
researched online days trying to understand men. This was in
years past, but, now, I barely give a damn anymore.
Commitment phobs will pretend to be gay or bring another woman
out as a means to get rid of other women. I don’t think these men
can be straight out honest….they weren’t even when they first met you.
They get you into bed & then tell you they’ve never been faithful
to anyone. This is why I believe Sarah was brought out….so, George
could lose some of the others that were after him. It seemed clear
that he didn’t like that woman on the yacht that kept hugging &
kissing him.
Also, imagine all those women that he didn’t have to kiss by
bringing Sarah to all those premieres. Can’t blame him for not
wanting to be kissed by anyone he didn’t initiate the kiss.
George is very taken with Sarah, who helps his struggling ego. He
looks into his mirror & sees he is rapidly aging, as we can see that
also. He is more desperate than ever.
I will not be any surprised if he marries her. And, I will not be
surprised that he would later regret it.
As for Sarah being a ploy for publicity, it has brought too
much publicity, & has not been in favor of George. He has insulted
women 30 and older by bringing out a 28 yr. old. I doubt this will
help sell movie tickets, yet, he is keeping Sarah around.
He may as well have called us older ladies old, decrepid fools.
I didn’t even want him & it hurt me very bad. Another blow for
an aging woman. I had just wanted to believe he was a nice guy,
who was so wonderful to watch on screen…..even down to the
whites of his eyes.
If he caused me this much pain, imagine the pain he caused those
other ladies he had rejected after sex.
As for Sarah not saying a word & being famous. What’s she got to
say? That while they were having sex, that she gagged so much
that she nearly threw up or that her hand burns so bad when she
spanks George.
That isn’t like me to say mean things generally, but since this is
my honest blog….oh, well!
littleclash–
I just wrote something up for my website. I’m on to new articles and new projects. I don’t censor any comments that come here even when they are against me. I do appreciate the traffic, but I assume that that’s why I’m getting so much right now, because I don’t censor anyone. I’m not a mediator. I don’t give a shit.
as for Flower‘s comment….What the fuck?! Does someone else want to field this one? What the shit is going on here? Maybe I should be censoring some of these.
Well, Flower’s post may have a few gaps in logic (i.e., that GC brought Larson out in order not to have to kiss other women, wtf??) but there ‘s truth in her story too. And you have to respect that. After looking at a ton of posts, I think it’s true that this relationship and the attendant publicity has not been to GC’s benefit. Flower is also spot on about a lot of men wanting dumb (the other 50% want their mothers). So, many women Flower’s age have given up, and who can blame them? Do you guys have any idea how many women think you are a piece of shit before you even open your mouth? Take a guess, then amplify, then amplify some more. Why did a Hollywood director make an entire film on the theme of older man/younger woman hookups? Because, as one of her characters says, “It’s an epidemic”. The movie btw, “Something’s Gotta Give”, ends hilariously, with the playboy actually choosing someone close to his own age at the end of the film (talk about make believe). Flower dearie, do not take George’s actions personally. His string of women merely proves that he isn’t looking for or offering commitment. There ARE guys out there (your age) who are. You just haven’t found him yet. Btw, my advice to Larson would be to a) wring as much cash out of this fucker as fast as you can, and b) enjoy yourself, and c) get a real career. Pole dancing does NOT look good on a girl’s resume!
Kudos to DeadC for refusing to censor!!
to aanis: you misspelled your name. delete one ‘a’ and subsitute a ‘u’ for the ‘i’. there ya go.
Dead C,
Could you please satisfy the curiousity of many Celebrity Astrology bloggers? Do you remember Sarah’s birthday?
LOL to Julie! You go, girl. I was just about to say the same thing to anus, er, um, I mean, aanis.
To Mr. Anus, oops I did it again – I never played/suggested that I had a “chance” with George. I have never personally met him despite our many mutual acquaintances. I am merely setting the record straight as to the reality of how the industry works.
Any “crush” I may have had on George disappeared when I heard from enough sources that he’s a player. I don’t need a man with a mid-life crisis who is a commitmentphobe. LOL. Been there, done that.
look at this article:
Clooney pained by press on rib
Actor winces at spotlight on affair with Larson
September 24, 2007
BY BILL ZWECKER Sun-Times Columnist
As George Clooney nurses that broken rib from his Friday motorcycle crash, a member of the Oscar winner’s inner circle told this column Sunday, ”What pains George more is how this whole thing will bring a lot of attention to his relationship with Sarah.”
At the time of the accident, Sarah Larson — the former ”Fear Factor” contestant Clooney has been dating the past few months — also only suffered a minor injury, breaking two toes.
Though the 46-year-old actor has been linked to many women over the years, he has done a pretty good job of keeping his private life hidden from media scrutiny.
While Clooney has openly squired Larson to a number of very public events this summer — including the Venice and Deauville film festivals — his friend told me he’s worried this incident will again ”open the floodgates” and bring some unwanted press intrusion on his privacy.
What makes this particularly intriguing: Clooney is said to be quite smitten with Larson, 28, and this ”finally could be the one” — the first woman to convince the actor to walk down the aisle since his nearly four-year first marriage to Talia Balsam (daughter of actors Martin Balsam and Joyce Van Patten) ended in 1993.
Larson, best known for her ”Fear Factor” stint (which included a scorpion-eating bit), met Clooney in Las Vegas during one of the star’s visits to the gambling mecca, filming one of his ”Ocean’s” films. Larson has spent the past three years in Sin City, carving out a niche as a popular cocktail waitress both at the hot Ghostbar at the Palms resort and at the Moon nightclub.
”George was attracted to Sarah right away — not just because she’s great looking, but she shares his ‘take-no-prisoners’ sense of humor,” said my source. ”She’s not intimidated by that whole fame thing and isn’t impressed by that. In itself, that’s a turn-on for guys like George who constantly have to be on their guard against women who have an agenda.”
While it’s not known if Larson will join Clooney at tonight’s New York premiere of ”Michael Clayton,” the actor is expected at the screening — already generating Oscar buzz for his performance.
Fortunately, Clooney’s rib injury also is not expected to cause any delays for the Coen brothers’ ”Burn After Reading,” also starring Brad Pitt, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand. It was during a day off from filming that Clooney and Larson went on that ride on Clooney’s Harley — leading to the accident in Weehawken, N.J.
There is a possibility that Clooney could face some minor traffic violation charges. If it is established he was trying to overtake — from the right — the car that struck him, Clooney could be charged with reckless driving, according to the Weehawken Police.
According to the actor, the Mazda that struck him and Larson initially indicated it was turning left, then made a right-hand turn, causing the accident.
Starsinsky–
I believe she’s a Sagittarius
Juni–
What’s he known her for….a month tops? They keep mentioning marriage? I think it’s ridiculous. I’ve started to see that positive press is as phony, if not more than the negetive press. It’s either gonna be
“Reluctant messiah, George Clooney, marries supermodel to prevent global warming“
or
“Kinky Oscar winner finds street hooker to taze scrotum during killing spree“.
The truth isn’t nearly as interesting but the rest is all bullshit.
To Sarah: Look, in a few months or a year — who knows? — you’re going to be calling this guy names anyway, so you may as well just speed up this little emotional drama and start hating him now. Here’s why: The accident gives you the PERFECT opportunity to make a great deal of money. Sue him for reckless driving. Get the cash in the bank, NOW. You may not get another chance. You think I am kidding? I absolutely am not. This is the best advice you will get from anyone, ever, in your entire lifetime. Repeat: Get the cash in the bank. Sue.
To Juni: Um, yeah, GC was so-o concerned about the spotlight on this private relationship that he trotted her out and kissed her in public at the VENICE FILM FESTIVAL. What are you, insane? If you believe what this columnist wrote, then you both have a few screws loose.
HI: Glad I could make you laugh!! Heh.
I heard GC is gay. Loves a cabana boy in CA. Girls are a front, just like Rock Hudson, William Chamberlain, etc.
So what’s this with ‘you’re just jealous’? That’s too easy, and it’s also off the point. The barbed comments about Sarah here and elsewhere have more to do with the fact that she has done NOTHING worthwhile, and is being rewarded for it. That really puts people off. I would also say many are disappointed that Clooney (their hero — not mine), did not choose a “nice” girl. You can define ‘nice’ any way you like, but no one would call a ‘pole dancer from Vegas’, or ‘Vegas bar girl’ nice occupations. We all know what goes on in Vegas ‘stays in Vegas’ for a reason. The fact is, it’s misguided to even want ‘nice’ for GC, because that’s not what he “likes’. But he has a terrific PR machine that convinces the masses that that’s what he deserves, so there you go, all the furor because GC is with a ho bar girl. Any way, who are we kidding? Not many want the reality of their heroes (or are willing to face up to it); they just want the fantasy. The tag ‘pole dancer’ will be forever be linked to this alliance, for however long it lasts. I personally think they deserve each other, and in no way is that a compliment. I also don’t give a shit how long or whether it lasts. My two cents. — Signed, Kierkegaard.
She looked retarded when she was a kid. Ugly as hell. George needs to look at that long and hard. Does he want a kid like that with Shiloh and Suri around for playmates? She’d commit suicide. Rightfull so.
So, she looks Asian to me. What’s her ethnicity? Was she all Asian or just partly?
And you didn’t really explain the GoGo Dancer thing. They don’t hire GoGo Dancers anywhere anymore, unfortunately. They’ve all morphed into stripper/hookers.
Dead C,
Thanks. Saggitaurus is mid-November to December, and Scorpio is mid-October to mid-November. Just out of curiousity, what’s your sign?
Starsinsky–
I’m an Aquarius
As for the rest of the comments. I can understand why some may want to add malicious attacks and comments but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, belive it or not. I wasn’t going to come out and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a god or to turn her into a demon. She’s just a regular person, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue.
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing….is she part ASIAN? She sure looks it.
dead c — amen. most films are crap. most actors are talentless hacks. i mean, truly unwatcheable. i am horrified at the billions forked over annually to this insane industry. syriana was crap (completely nonsensical), and i turned off ‘the good german’ (is this a joke?) after 10 minutes (talkabout bad acting), and on and on. but once you are a ‘star’ you can make crap and lose money and then play on and still get paid. of course, once in awhile you see something great, and when you do, it’s worth the wait. that said, i’m all for putting the film industry on hiatus for at least a decade, and diverting the funds to solve an actual problem (we have many).
I totally agree with you Anon. I have seen a lot of GC’s work and it seems like through the years since E/R not only does it seem like he works with the same people (besides his ‘Rat Pack’ entourage a.ka the Ocean’s gang), he hasn’t done anything really challenging (Michael Clayton, maybe?) but he has kind of gotten full of himself through the years and the entertainment industry is eating it up for some reason. Hail to all things GC it seems like. Is there anybody out there in Hollywood that doesn’t care for this man? Hollywood Insider do you know? I mean not even old girlfriends say anything bad about him, not in public that is. I’m still not understanding why the studio insists on giving him money to be in or make movies that don’t do anything at the box office or for the audience. But they still sing his praises. I thought the name of the game first in Hollywood was to make more money then you put in and social commentary second to last? Back in the day an actors career would have been over if you couldn’t make the studio’s money back. I guess thank God for the Ocean’s films.
I was reading the Star magazine today and low and behold, there was an article on “GC’s sexy new girlfriend”. I read it, it was all about Sarah with some incite from Tommy K, I can’t remember how to spell his last name, but it included old high school and prom pictures. Dead C, have you seen it? Any thoughts? I also saw some pictures of her crutching it down Madison Avenue, I’m guessing spending some of GC’s money.
deadc – I’m surprised Sarah’s family has not requested (or maybe they have) that this post be deleted. I’m actually surprised that GC’s camp have not asked you to delete.
Mind you, there are so many different conversations going on about Sarah and George all over the net, this is pretty tame what is being said here compared to others….
All I’m going to say, is that girl is loving the camera. You would think that the Michael Clayton premier was about her – instead of being GC’s night. Well, he wanted to take her and it detracted attention from the movie onto them. He likes to keep his private life private, but the way he is flaunting this relationship all over the place, he is indirectly inviting the media, paps and fans all over the world to intrude. You never know, he may honestly be in love, fine. But don’t ask the media not to intrude when you are flaunting it all over the place!
Those pictures taken at the restaurant the other night, those were set-up by his PR. The paps were there in an orderly manner waiting for them to come out. That was George’s and Sarah’s moment to tell the world, yes, we are fine, and yes, we are still together.
The 15 minutes, that turned into 30 minutes, then 45 minutes is now an hour.
saw the video clip of these two at the clayton premiere in nyc. larson takes decent photos, but in the video looked and sounded positively ordinary (and also very young). i agree with the comment above, which is that the relationship has become a distraction from the work (the film) and from gc. gc, you know, the guy who actually worked hard and earned his fame. a few of his films were turn offs (mentioned above), but I absolutely believe that the bulk of his work achieves what he set out to do: to entertain or provoke. is there too much bowing and scraping for all things gc in hollywood? yeah. some suggest that his charity work is ‘fake’, and though i wonder sometimes about his and other celebrities’ penchant for choosing problems far far away from america (why not set their minds to resolving one of OUR problems, um, say, hop on the national health care bandwagon?), i do think he cares about and believes in what he does (darfur). whether intentional or no, larson is enjoying the attention, absolutely. and making these appearances ‘about her’ i might add. which gets back to the issue of…does a pole dancer deserve this? gc seems shrunken, as if the accident took something away. or maybe it’s larson, consuming him.
for 1girl2u: i’m pretty sure his old girlfriends do not divulge because they have been paid off. anyone know for sure? i read that balitrans received several million, but am skeptical. btw, even if they did ‘say things’, clooney’s fan sites prob would not report it, nor do I have high hopes the mainstream media would either. can you just hear it? someone on the Today Show announcing, “Word just in from one of Clooney’s ex’s that his dick is a one-incher”. come on, that’s just never going to happen. yes, it is bizarre that there’s nary a negative peep from any of them.
on second thought, i’ll bet they sign termination agreements (similar to employment agreements) whereby, in exchange for compensation, they agree not to talk. big celebs=big$=lawyers on board.
Deadc, is she part-Asian or part-Native American? She has some exotic look about her.
So mean with Sarah! She only profits from the situation. What else is she supposed to do? To cry?
To Hollywood insider:
Why George Clooney would need such kind of PR stunt for a “serious” movie like Michael Clayton? It would have fitted in for “Ocean’s 13?, didn’t it?
BTW, this all PR campaign is pretty bad managed by Stan? What’s happening?
Papers say “Michael Clayton” is a good movie, but everybody is talking about clutches and heels.
Hey, for all you Clooney-files out there (to hell with this Sarah Larson bleah stuff), go to http://www.splash-video.com, click on ‘video’ in upper right corner and it will let you log in as a guest. Then search for ‘Clooney’ and you will find some great videos, including one where paparazzi are climbing all over (well, around) his villa in Lake Como. Great fun. (No, I don’t own or work for this company.)
I thought it was nice to see George settling down with someone, when the rumor that he may have found the one started circulating. Especially someone non-celebrity! A nice, blue collar, working class girl ( waitressing and coctail waitressing are perfectly respectable lines of work, God knows I did my share of both to get through school !) Um, and I tried not to be too judgemental when I heard she was a “dancer” ( pole, go-go, stripper, whatever-you-want-to-call-it ). Hey, so she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and maybe she’s not the wholesome blue collar girl I initially thought, but what the heck, at least she’s not another celebrity.
But after reading this blog ( well-written and interesting BTW ) I’m realising that my fantasy of George Clooney has also deflated….
>>>> This woman and her friends put milk out for the fairies ?? Are you fucking kidding me ?? >>>>
My little occasional escape fantasy of gorgeous, dashing George Clooney being whisked away by my brains is now dead.
Bummer.
Rose,
Sarah should wipe that grin off her face and take her red carpet spotlight-hog schtick back to Kansas, or Kent, or wherever she is from and leave Geo to bask in his own limelight. She is so acting ‘all that’ on the red carpet it’s ridiculous. As if SHE has a starring role in the film. Pleeze. A lot of ‘companions’ to stars handle their prescence on a red carpet much much differently. She should back off until she’s done something to earn our respect.
J.
(Sarah) Revealed: The Raunchy Past Haunting George Clooney’s New Girlfriend (not my words, it’s the newspaper headline).
Two questions: What’s with the weird twice-as-long-as-usual torso (see black bikini pic)? And why doesn’t George want better? Jeez!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=483851&in_page_id=1773
No, not Asian, but Gelfling. She comes from a land called Thra, and is one of only three who survived a vicious attack by Skeksis. Her sisters are Jen and Kira, who are normal. She, however, is a mutant. All three have butterfly wings that are invisible to the human eye. They survive by sipping from bowls of milk hidden deep in forests. As do all Gelflings, they speak the language of animals.
For 1girl2u: Yes, there are some with loose lips. At the American Cinematheque’s Tribute to George, there’s a portion that didn’t make the broadcast – Ellen Barkin – very drunk, very raunchy, and not particularly flattering comments about him.
For Rose: This is not just a publicity stunt for the movie Michael Clayton. This is an image overhaul. He didn’t need a “stunt” for Ocean’s 13 because the movie itself was one hellacious stunt with its casting.
NOTHING he or his handlers do is without careful planning. Many of you seem to have an airbrushed image of how Hollywood works.
I have nothing “personally” against this latest girlfriend. She’s the flavor of the season, nothing more, nothing less.
But those of you who delude yourselves thinking she’s a “normal” girl… anyone who CHOOSES to go on Fear Factor is someone in desperate need of attention. She is willing to put ANYTHING in her mouth for money. And George is no exception. LOL
I just saw the pictures that came from the website Anon included and OMG! WTF? She looks like a complete skank in those pics. Anon, your right, what is with that long torso/black bikini shot? Second, she has absolutely no type of body shape what-so-ever, third she was pale as hell not to mention the horse teeth she had going on. How did she get that job of promoting clubs or whatever looking like that? But that was 2005 (pre/post Fear Factor?), what a difference two years makes. Her appearance seems to have changed slightly, I don’t know if that’s just from time or (maybe) from the hair and make-up crew hired by GC’s peeps. Got to keep the PR and paps focusing on the word “glamorous” to describe his new love interest. And I’m not understanding how you go from go-go dancing to being a glamourous and stunning new anything? For them to be a couple, he always looks uncomfortable with her or something and she always looks sort of spacey, no clue where she’s at or who she’s with. In the pictures I’ve seen he always seems to be walking a ahead of her even while he’s holding her hand. Suspicious? PR stunt? Image overhaul? Whatever the case, this almost makes me wish he had started dating an actress or at least someone of his own age and caliber. .
For Anon, I’m not that crazy to think one of his ex-girlfriends would go on national television and talk unflatteringly about her brush with GC. Plus it would be highly unlikely that a GC FANsite would post anything like that due to the FANsites “airbrushed” image of the star and the ability to remove negative things (i.e www. Clooneystudio.com) but somewhere someone with a grudge knows the juicy bedroom details besides spankings and would be willing to air all on TMZ or something.
But as for him and Sarah, I guess he obviously thinks he picked a winner or his people did. Not only can she manuver on crutches but manuver while wearing a stiletto heel when they went to dinner the night before the premiere. GC knows a smart go-go dancer/stripper/waitress when he sees one. Go ahead Sarah, break a leg, ankle or anything you didn’t break in the accident.
Hollywood Insider – Thanks! We appreciate the insider POV. I forgot to include Barkin on my ‘list’ of GC’s “friends” (he was rumored to have hooked up with her during filming of Ocean’s…no idea if that is true) … but, anyway, her negatives at the awards ceremony didn’t make it to broadcast? No surprise there … these things have a way of getting ‘filtered’ out. It’s amazing really, how everyone in the media colludes to airbrush George (and now his new girlfriend)’s images. Sarah’s photos speak for themselves. And to her ‘values’. But, the media wants what it wants. According to the PR machine, she is now, miraculously, (practically) an international supermodel and award winning actress. Ok, whatever. She does clean up nice. — J.
1Girl2U:
GC and SL’s image overhaul is the handiwork of ‘pubic relations’ professionals! It’s a new (and thriving) celebrity-driven industry.
J.
heres a funny word – vagina.
heres a funny sound – “flabbt”
now, put those two together and you have a funny function
its called “wasting my life living vicariously through unattainable celebrities and blowing more hot air than a stuffy vag”
and since we are on that topic,
and since many of the people responding to this article are the afore mentioned,
you should really start paying attention to me.
because if you paid enough attention to me
I would be famous.
and,
if you did the same for yourself
you would be famous also
speaking of famous,
I thought that I would share
a little story
about a celebrity I met
on saturday.
but,
instead,
ill share
something else.
i saved it in a jar
and it rhymes with
beef.
and i think everyone who values “GC” (hahah)
more than themselves
should take a big whiff
but keep talking shit because its entertaining
still,
I enjoy the rants
and if people didnt
have things to say that didnt instill some ire in me
I could not bitch either
so thank you for wasting your life
and
giving
purpose to mine
now sniff
Nah, just drilling down to the truth here — all skank and lies. It ain’t the Eisenhower era anymore.
Here’s a funny phrase: ‘the size of my little finger, for real!’.
Sincerely,
J.
I was there the night he met sarah, did I ofcourse want to hook up with George, ofcourse, who wouldn’t? He’s George Clooney, gorgeous, rich, funny, and if you know someone is a player beforehand, why not? The rumor mills, which are told person to person, George hooks up with hotties across the globe, now who wouldn’t want George, and what normal guy says no to a hot girl? I think to myself, if I would of gotten my introduction to George, what lame-ass would be writing a whole bunch of negative things about me cause I enjoy George’s beauty. I’m glad I didn’t get to meet him, cause I would be having media scrutiny. When I do sleep with George, which I will after the Sara hype ends. It will be one of his greatest nights ever, as long as a get my introduction, after seeing the girls he has dated, romanced, treated very nicely, I’m sure I will be flying out to date him either private or what not. I definitely prefer private. By the way, cocktail waitresses at the Palms make over 100 K cash, don’t rag on her for her job. She is thin, pretty, a brunette, and obviously likes George. Am I prettier, oh yeah, but Sarah his taller, thinner, and was at the right place at the right time. She is lucky to have gotten that cocktail job, it’s very competitive and now she gets to sleep with the sexiest man alive. I so wish the mean security guards let me in his private party, a bunch of woman wanted him that night, and George next time we’ll have you. Ocean’s 18 party, I’ll be there waiting to bask in your sexiness :)
Thanks, and rag on me if you want, I just want to bang George cause he’s hot, fun, and sexy, please don’t write mean things about me when I have him next :) I’m serious, i know he like hot model types :)
do we have a birth date yet for SL?
From an entertainment web site.
“Actress Ellen Barkin stunned guests at a tribute to George Clooney by claiming she has had sex with the movie star. Barkin, who is currently filming Ocean’s Thirteen with Clooney, claims the saucy remark was a joke but it has further fuelled rumors of romance on the film’s set. The New York Daily News reports Barkin, who recently divorced billionaire Ron Perelman, told party-goers at the American Cinematheque Award ceremony last Friday, “Yes, I have f**ked George Clooney. I’m very proud of it actually. If you don’t have chemistry with George Clooney, you need to check your pulse.” A spokeswoman for the actress plays down her comments, insisting the actress “was just goofing around. It was a roast. She was being funny.”
im curious since you know her in the past, is she half-asian?
Everyone been asking. She does look half asian. I watched
the Fear Factor and she does seem to look like a eurasian.
But on one hand, she does look a bit like Melania Trump.
SweetiePie: Seriously? We love you! Dish.
You say GC’s fuckprint traverses the globe? Now who would have (sorry, ‘would of’) ever thought that?
I hope you get to nail him and that all of your bodily fluid…sorry…and that all of your dreams come true. Seriously. Then come back to this board and tell us how he likes it.
Also? Check all of his pockets (suits, pants, shorts — I mean every single last pocket) and empty them of cash before you leave. Take it home with you. Also ask for at least 15K in spending money while you are with him.
No, we won’t hate you. Why? You’re not trying to be someone you are not. Just honest. And that’s great.
You should post your picture here. We KNOW George can do better!
Ciao bella,
J.
I seen George in the elevator, why I didn’t try to rush in it, and get next to him and offer myself to him, ofcourse he would of said Yes, I mean, looking at his other gf’s come on, he was drunk, obviously horny, and he likes women. Then 4 months later, I’m watching E, and who comes on the screen, my George with the girl he met that night when I was completely cocked blocked. I know George wanted some, another blonde grabbed his hand and said “I love you” he told her to come into his private party, and she got blocked, poor George, had to settle for this girl. I bet if he had his way, he would of just had all of us. I was very disappointed that I never got to actually have my introduction, but next premiere, I shall buy tickets, and make my move. I guess sometimes you just have to be extremely aggressive, all I need is to actually see him and talk to him, and I’ll be his next fling, that he’ll love the memories forever.
I went out and bought a “I fucked George Clooney” shirt, hopefully next time he’s in eyes distance he’ll notice and get to have some fun with me.
I’m sure he’ll take care of me very well, he always treats his women great :)