From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
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Anon – you are now just as bad as the posters you were bagging a couple of days ago. I believe Molly can now make a libellous claim against you.
And yes, clearly you are someone who has some acquaintance with Sarah and George and are here to defend their honour and stop all the negative discussion. It’s blatantly obvious. Reality is that you need to attack more than just this board to stop the negative discussion – it’s all over the place.
anon, when you are not trading insults, you are an expressive and eloquent writer and MUST be close to SL-you are having too good a time posting things like “first lady of CA” and links to pics of her, mentioning they are living together. You have a definate personal interest in this, and that gives it away.
Are you Brandi the artist, her friend? I think you may be…I don’t see one of GC’s friends following this blog and writing on it, so you have to be a friend of SL. You’re already talking like a celebrity, “no comment” and all…The two of you hit the jackpot huh?
i read somewhere today that said that sarah was driving george’s car by his house. apparently she almost ran over the hikers and runners who use the hiking trail by his house. WTF??????
has the man lost his mind, letting this woman using his vehicles if she drives like that? what would have happened if she struck and hurt someone if not killed them? i went to look for the post and the forum where it was posted removed it quickly.hmmmmmm……
this girl seems to be a bit of a menace. i hope i am not in her path if she is behind the wheel. good thing george is loaded with money and vehicles. he is going to need both it looks like.
thanks Anon, yes I did need the clarification, ha ha.
I don’t really love the “I love George Clooney” T, (Julie stop reading) I like the 18.01 dollars I spent on my “I fucked George Clooney” shirt. It’s funny, but it’s not like I can wear it anywhere, maybe a topless pool in Vegas or a strip club. I bet I would get 10 free drinks at the Bare for that one.
I was looking at cool webiste on what type of guy is your type. I want to post it, but I’m not sure if I can on this computer. Yeah, my boyfriend fits the “guy next store” type, which they compared that type to Matt Damon. Who is the new sexiest man alive by People magazine. I figured MD would win, the boys were campaigning for him, and girls do like the guy next store type. George was the Executive type, they said to meet a man like that try a country club or Manhatten ritzy places. It’s funny, they didn’t have any places in the Midwest to meet an executive. It was a funny link, I would like to post it when I figure out how.
Oh, so we don’t know who posts what. I liked the first Anon’s link on GC’s villa in Italy. I can’t believe how people have that much money to spend on such an extrodinary home. It looked quite nice from the article. I wish mtv cribs would have a place like that on it.
It’s mean, but sometimes I think some people are piggy’s sitting at home all day without a real relationship obsessing about Clooney and his new girl. I’m not going to write it, even though it would be funny to write it. I can tell which people are extremely smart and articulate, and I think I can tell by the way one writes, who is an executive. Just an observation, we all know who we are deep down no matter who writes what.
wb: if she can dish it out (which she does freely), she can take it. it’s called ‘quid pro quo’, an equal exchange of goods or services (in this case, exchange of comments). and these are not libelous (one “L” please) statements at all. these are speculations about who she could be, not statement of facts. further, depicting me as a) a slithering creature, and b) as sniffing someone’s sheets, and c) wiping cum more or less invalidate any legal fingerpointing (pleeze). this person continues to make the most vulgar and sexually suggestive statements about SL and GC — true libelous statements — and few here are challenging her. well, count me in.
who is anon: not even warm. btw, brandi’s art is not for me, although in the pics she looks like a nice person.
You guys should exchange email addresses so you can fight w/ eachother all day long, and the rest of us don’t have to read it.
Not too sure, but me thinks this riddle might be George Clooney and Tiffany DuPont (the brunette from ‘One Night w/ the King’).
http://www.laineygossip.com/Condomfree_Sleaze.aspx
I meant Sarah (NOT Larson)
Lsweetie,
I had read about and seen a picture somewhere of SL and the Nine girls on stage with Dave Navarro. If I remember correctly, it was some kind of benefit concert.(they may have done a few concerts with him, I don’t remember exactly but there wasn’t a “romantic conection” mentioned.)
I have to admit, I don’t think so much of GC, as I did before either. I found GNGL interesting, and his work for Darfur admirable. But something is very amiss where women are concerned, I don’t think he has alot of respect for women in general if he goes through them like tissues, especially at his age. And the whole pr thing with SL, was ridiculous.(come to think of it, we haven’t seen the photo for this week, I’m sure it will be out shortly) I doubt they are really living together, while I think she will be around until the beggining of the new year, but gone by Leatherheads.
Anon
Libelous with one “L” in your country, libellous with two “Ls” in my country.
Tell me, why do you care so much what people are saying about GC and SL? You have well and truly stated your position, but you are extremely passionate to keep on going…
I participate in many boards about GC and your position in defending GC and SL is quite interesting to say the least, you are extremely focused.
You know how we are all speculating about GC and SL, well here is my speculation about you…
1. You are articulated, and by the “strength” and conviction of your language I believe you are male.
2. No, I don’t think you are Brandi, most likely a friend of GC’s and SL’s or from Stan’s PR team. I’m actually leaning towards the later as you totally ignored my comment about the clipping service etc… And you have teased us with other bits and pieces…
3. If GC was my client, I would definitely be across this board and keeping an eye on it (and IMDB as the comments are worse). It is easy to participate and manage the conversation. After all, it only takes a few posts to control the flow and put a stop to the negativity or change the direction/focus altogether i.e. you are now here everyday posting more than anyone else hoping to annoy the hell out of us and put a stop to this makeshift board.
Anon – this board will stop due to pure boredom and lack of interest – and the fact that GC will most likely let go of Sarah soon (part of his nature). Many of the posters here post in other GC boards and the discussion will continue.
lsweetie — let me guess. my ‘type’ looks like a geek? of the celebs, i would say russell crowe seems interesting. i like men who are simple and honest, and ass kickers, but only when necessary. mostly though, i like men who do what i want.
molly –let’s call a truce. besides, neither has said anything new for quite some time.
cheers,
anon
Sarah (not larson)
Don’t know, I thought he was fixed ;-)
Also, the blind states:
“A legendary philanderer, now that he’s allowed, managed to talk some random twat into sleeping with him…repeatedly.”
Is George considered single whilst being with Sarah? The blind gives me the impression that the philanderer was married or was in a steady relationship. George and Lisa separated quite some time ago… and the “now that he is allowed” makes it sound current.
ANON-
I sure as fuck hope that you do in fact plan to chill out on the attacks. Your constant focused attention on phrasing and articulation do not remove you from the responsibility of the content of your posts.
I have to agree that you do seem to have an agenda, regardless of any affiliation to George Clooney or lack there of which you may have. Your angles are often flawed and you don’t seem receptive at all to other viewpoints.
You mentioned to me that you feel that, after watching the Evening Magazine footage, the two people featured, mind you also the only 2 people that I intentional avoid and have delivered the most underhanded and deceitful assaults on my good will than anyone ever, seem great. This reinforces that your judge of opinion isn’t up to par, from my stand point. You also mention that Brandy, “in the pics she looks like a nice person“. I don’t know what that means, but I do know that it is hypocritical to attack people on here based on determinations of Sarah’s character that they have made from photos that they have seen.
I think that they go overboard with assumptions but I fail to see why you feel your assumptions warrant any more respect, or why your attacks should be viewed with any less malice.
I usually don’t get involved with comments between the posters on here if they do not concern me, but a few things have bothered me recently. First of all, it seemed that you negetively referred to Johnny Cash. He has contributed more artistically than Russell Crowe ever will with his overrated acting or with his horrible music. Secondly, you keep bringing up the law on my site and I am not a fan. Drop the scare tactics.
PEOPLE can, for the most part, go apeshit on here. It’s pretty much a free for all, but keep in mind that it is reserved for PEOPLE, as in humans. I daily delete spam posts about Viagra, and Asian back-door slut websites, because they come from robots and institutions. Please try to avoid attacking everyone on my forum. I hate having to moderate this shit and I appreciate your posts, but your posts are coming across a bit cybernetic and, although its discouraging when topics cannot generate intellectual discussions that advance somewhere, it is even more frustrating when individuals single handedly have a part in preventing a worthwhile exchange of ideas with discussions that had potential.
Dead C:
That is my point exactly, and why I suggested a ‘truce’. Because this is and has been going nowhere for some time.
As to Johnny Cash, I can’t stand his music. I hope my opinion is allowed. If it’s not, then I can live with that too. I can’t stand Russell Crowe’s music either, if it’s any consolation. But I do think he is a terrific actor. Gladiator is one of my all-time favorite films. Doesn’t sound as though you care for him much.
As to your two ‘friends’, I did not memorize the history you have with these people (other than remembering that she was your gfriend at one time). Sorry, I have not read your original post in ages, and a lot of the relationship connections are blurry at this point. Sounds like you were hurt by them (and it must have been pretty bad). What I said is no reflection on anything other than that of a TV screen — they seemed normal.
You ask me not to attack. Which is funny, because I was never interested in any of that. I’ve never before had some of the things said to me that have been said on this board, but that’s okay. I can get very feisty when someone calls me a snake and worse, or when a group turns bloodthirsty. No one will be able to stop you, I know that, but at least I got my two cents in while I could.
WB: The Brit? Nothing on your list about who I am is correct. I didn’t respond to your query about the newsclippings, as I didn’t want to. It’s very clear to me that no matter that I say, you are all convinced that I am affiliated in some way iwth GC or SL, so what is the point of repeating myself. I stated a LONG time ago why I was defending them, but no one wants to hear that answer. You want to think that I am some mole planted here to sway opinion. That is simply not the case. So say or guess what you will, because there is nothing I can do or say to persuade you otherwise.
Thanks for the forum DeadC. It was an unusual discussion to say the least. I can’t believe someone here is now (seriously) suggesting that GC knocked someone up and paid them to off the child. That’s pretty low by any standard.
I am done here.
Cheers,
Anon
If you want to stop posting that’s up to you, but whether or not you came here for attacks, after a certain point you seem to be perpetuating them more than anyone.
If you like Russell Crowe that’s your deal, but I personally didn’t see how Gladiator was so innovative. It’s basically Braveheart with a different Austrailian and in a different location. However, when you implied that someone was a Johnny Cash fan and used that as an insult, it was a bit misguided. He will always be considered an innovator and a legend.
I do not want to come across as supporting either viewpoint whether it’s strongly for or against George Clooney, so, if I’m going to address aggression coming from people like STFU, it’s only right that I address it coming from the other perspective.
Both sides seem to be blindly supporting one angle or another, and the blindness is what prohibits growth and kills open discussion.
Hey Deadc! You have something against Australians!!! LOL ;-)
As I mentioned before, we had not seen the weekly photo op for this week… it is now available. Clooneystudio.com has a link to it. (nothing special although some of the comments were amusing, apparently SL is wearing some very expensive boots, and someone commented that he should have bought her a dress too, as the one she is wearing is very short of course, and the commentor thought she looked like a streetwalker) Seriously, is she trying for another “starred” photo? With all the press around most women of her age would be looking for clothing that one could sit down in and get out of a car in that would not bare their bottom. GC-buy the girl a real dress.
http://www.lifescript.com/channels/well_being/Meditations_Motivations/whats_your_guy_type.asp?page=6
YaY, I did it, Russel Crowe was the bad boy type. (never dated the bad boy for obvious reasons) It had 6 different types of men.
The boy toy (biggest mistake of my life) Aston Kutchner fits this one.
The Athlete (too busy playing sports for me) Mathew McConnelly fits this one
The Braniac (too smart and too nerdy for me) Bill Gates fits this one
The Executive (love the money, but not so much the attitute) our man Clooney fits this one
The Guy Next Store (Great guys, love em to death except their bank accounts) Matt Damon fits this one
It was quite funny, it funny how everyone seems to fit in one category or another. Wouldn’t it be great to have the money of the executive, but not the arrogance that comes with the wealth and success.
Darn it, I miss a few days with a merger and conversation continues, LOL how can that be?
Truce, sure, no problem, any way the wind blows is fine with me.
Not that anyone truly cares but…
…Mel Gibson (Braveheart) was born in Peekskill, New York, USA so he’s a US citizen who’s family moved to Australia when he was a kid. He grew up in New South Wales and went to University in Sydney. (Yea, I knew he was born in the US but all that other crap came from his Imdb info! I’m not proud – I have no problem admitting I don’t know everything, so I looked it up! HA!)
So he’s got the Aussie accent but he’s a Yank. No wonder he’s screwed up too! LOL (Or is it that he’s just another guy with way too much money and too much time on his hands. I mean really, how many kids can one couple have and how many mug shots will we get to download?)
George and Mel do have one thing in common – they like to tell others how to live their lives but then don’t feel they should have to subscribe to the same standards they expect from others. Just another “Do as I say, not as I do” Hollywood blow hole! George’s soapbox is political; Mel’s is religious.
“Just another day in Hollywood.” “What’s your dream?” That’s what the guy at the end of the film “Pretty Woman” says. You know, the guy with the white turban and guitar that hangs at Venice Beach. “Hollywood, what’s your dream?”
I can tell you what my dream is…
Just one day without a picture or mention of Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and/or Britney Spears in the news, on the internet or screaming out at me from headlines in the rag mags at the supermarket checkout counter. Is there a Santa? Can I write him and ask him to make them all go away?
Shit, no such luck. Ho, Ho, Ho and happy holidays!
Oh wait, I should do a disclaimer since there such much fucking legalese on here…
Please note: The words, Ho, Ho, Ho were not intended to describe Ms. Hilton, Ms. Lohan and Mrs. Federline. No pun was intended. Just imitating Panty, oh, I mean, Santy Clause.
Thank you. End of note.
Like I said, just entertaining myself here.
And a final shout out to my peeps in PR. (Whatever the hell all that means!)
Hello all
I have been ghosting this site from almost the beginning (hence the name) and I must say I enjoy it immensely. As someone mentioned above – a diversion, a guilty pleasure, etc. Mostly, I’ve been content to just sit back and peer through the curtain, but now that my occasional ghostings are taking place on a regular, nearly obsessive basis, I feel compelled to join in the fray.
I came across this site when the name Sarah Larson rang a bell so I googled. I hadn’t seen a picture of her, just her name in reference to George Clooney. Of course she wasn’t the Sarah I knew, but I found DeadC’s enjoyable writings and since I like George Clooney, I read on. And on, and on.
I regret that Anon is (perhaps) no longer posting. Quite frankly that was the only opposing voice on this forum who backed up his/her opinions with reasoning – whether you agreed with them or not. Everyone else runs the gamut of “gee, she seems so sweet” or “Gosh, such a cute couple” to “SLUTS! WHORES OF BABYLON!! PERDITION AND DAMNATION TO THE JACKALS OF ARMAGEDDON, MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY, blah, blah, blah!!! “ and other interesting and slimy invectives. And while I have no problem with that, it’s much more interesting to have someone with an opposing view state their case. Anon did it expressively and, I think, rationally – until things degenerated into a nasty free for all with venomous sniping back and forth. And quite frankly, it didn’t matter to me whether or not he was a rabid fan, PR bitch, friend or Clooney himself. A different, intelligent viewpoint was refreshing and I hope he/she posts again. Anyway, you all seemed to have truce and moved on. The scary thing is that you all sound like members of my family at the Thanksgiving table and I worry I’ll have this Twilight Zone moment and find out that STFU is really my sister. But back to the topic:
So here’s my 2 cents: first of all, the “what is a ‘woman’ with a college degree doing working as a bimbo waitress in a low rent go-go bar?” From my own experience, when I got my degree, I was through with college, through with pencils, books, teachers’ dirty looks, et cetera. I wanted fun and embarked on a tear of Good Times, that included not a few Walks of Shame (you know, you wake up one morning and think, “Jesus, what a nightmare I had last night.” Then you hear the snore coming from under the covers next to you.” “aw shit.”). Mind you, there were no crotch shots or skanky videos involved – but maybe I was just lucky and not as loaded all that time as I thought. Anyway, I gave myself 4 years of unabashed, unashamed hell raising, gin-nin’ and sin-nin’ before I got back to the serious business of life – funny how things didn’t exactly turn out that way, but that’s another story.
As far as the crotch-shot pictures (to quote the immortal Kurt Vonnegut, “Wide open beavers inside!”): So where’s the payoff? Why the stars? Why be coy at this point? That website hardly struck me as one that would think, “oh no, no, no, no, no, let’s not put anything nasty on, innocent children might be watching. Okay, don’t let the hair stand up on the back of your neck – yes, they are suggestive and not the smartest thing in the world to have done no matter what age.
Moving on, the unfortunate video – as a former ballet dancer, this is nothing. I could show you some high brow, let’s-all-go-to-Lincoln-Center, choreography that would make a 50 year old lap dancer blush (sorry for the unfortunate visual that creates). I will say this though, those girls can not dance (I know virgin boys with better moves). And then there is the tacky factor mainly because of the zip production values. Basically the video is saying, “hey loser guys, here’s a place where girls who wouldn’t give you a second glance will party with you and maybe you’ll have a shot.” See, no one has to be alone – or classy. It’s pr and it was probably shot on the cheap by somebody’s minimally talented friend who owned the equipment (that he keeps in his mom’s basement). I can even hear the direction, “come on honey, bite her butt, that’s gonna look SO HOT.” And she would be thinking, “what an asshole.” It’s what you do when you’re getting paid. Dancers, even bad dancers, don’t have a problem with that ‘touching body parts’ thing. However, I doubt that SL or any of those other girls ever thought it would be splashed all over the web as some indictment for supposedly loose morals.
Next, the ‘Cinderella Story” pr angle: sorry, that just doesn’t make sense. A good Cinderella, handsome Prince scenario, i.e., movie star/waitress – the waitress would come from IHOP or Denny’s, or it would be a secretary or a kindergarten teacher. It doesn’t make sense to think this was engineered. And then there was the motorcycle accident – does anyone really believe it was staged? There are so many other easier, safer, ways of getting publicity. Besides, I don’t know what planet some of you are on, but Michael Clayton was a fine movie, good reviews, good box office (considering it was not hyped as a blockbuster), and Clooney’s career is hardly entering Has-been Town. And I don’t think of myself as being any more a George Clooney fan than a fan of someone like Alan Rickman or Martin Scorsese.
Well those are just a couple points I wanted to touch on. Feel free to disagree as you like. I think that listening to opposing viewpoints with an open mind may not change your opinion, but it may compel you to look at the reasoning behind your own thoughts and question why you feel as you do. And perhaps even make you realize the validity in your own observations.
I wanted to touch on the 9 video. Being that I live in Vegas part-time and do model out here, if we can call that modeling, what they do is get the girls trashed first, surprize them with the skimpy outfits, and then last second pull out the video camera. It doesn’t excuse the behavior, but when “promoting” and you see a video camera, one can slow down a bit, stand in the back a bit, it not like they can not pay you if your not biting someone’s ass. They usually try to find younger girls that don’t know any better. Just wanted to let people know.
I also wanted to add, the playboy/moon club is not low rent. It’s high class for Vegas, lol. Millionaires do hang out there. It’s a 30 or 20 dollar cover for tourists, with very expensive drinks and bottle service. The pay rate for go go dancers there are about 150 to 200 a night with the waitresses making considerablely more. Just a thought. One can probably look it up, it’s at the Palms hotel, it has a very beautiful view of the whole city of Las Vegas. I think it’s on the 54th floor or something like that. It’s definitely not Denny’s, but I doubt if GC would like a girl that just worked at Denny’s. He definitely has a waitress/bartender fetish. I’ve been keeping track a bit. He was with (so the friend tells me) a bartender from the Red Rock while filming the Ocean’s movie. It’s not like he hasn’t picked up a girl before, just this one happened to be televised so much. A lot of men like the thought of picking up the impossible hot bartender/waitress. Just for George, it’s a bit easier.
A few years ago, it’s actually online if you want to look it up, George and his pal Matt Damon went to the Spearmint Rhino with a bunch of “hot” dancers from another state. They partied, hung out, and then who knows. GC flew them all out to Vegas to party. He definitely likes that type of girl. A lot of party boys and celebrities do. I get constantly hit on by the D listers hanging out, it’s flattering, but not my style.
Matt Damon eventually married a rather normal looking waitress. I’m not sure where she worked at. She definitely didn’t get the attention or negative press as SL. It’s probably cause she wasn’t an attention whore and blended in quite nicely. They have a baby now, and MD doesn’t partied as much. Matt and Brad Pitt left the Ocean’s premiere party considerbly earlier then GC. I heard from friends that Brad is actually way different when Angelina is around. I bet ya that Brad’s friends don’t like her. When Angelina says jump, Brad jumps. Knowing people that know people is fun, then I can gossip about it, lol.
Not sure I agree with you Ghost, the mud slinging is abhorrent but people have challenged those views (albeit at their peril) and still do. There are also many other points raised, read Dead C’s posts and Justwannapokeoutmyeyesdamit’s!. I’m going to be adding his wish to my Xmas list too.
When people mistake Fame with Infamy, strange things happen… just read We Need To Talk About Kevin”, if you can’t have fame it seems that people will settle for infamy.
There are a lot of people on here questioning the concept of fame altogether and much of the other stuff can be viewed as a general disillusionment with celebrity. It’s been said before that people are pissed off about Sarah getting all this attention for no other reason than who she’s dating. Add to that the fact that the advance PR about her was apparently inaccurate and people felt cheated. Along comes Dead D attempting to create what he felt was a balance by sharing what he knew FOR FREE on his own site on the Internet and adding a forum where people can have their say. The Internet is democracy on steroids but I believe that we all need to be responsible about the things we choose to write here or anywhere, after all great responsibility comes with great freedom (who said that?).
I for one think the nasty comments about her are objectionable. She’s just one woman with a snarling mob after her but she’s probably decided it’s worth it. Celebrities (whether legitimate or not) have to make that decision all the time, is the fame worth compromising your privacy for? Are you going to be able to cope when the cheering fans turn nasty?
George is currently making the issue of aggressive press attention his business and others seem to be following suit. Has he been riled by the extra attention he and Sarah have been getting as a result of their new relationship? Who knows but it’s interesting that he’s exploring these issues again as he’s right in the thick of it and obviously feels very strongly that things are going awry.
He has said that he doesn’t mind being photographed but that this shouldn’t happen at the expense of people’s safety and clearly a line can be drawn somewhere. However, when you rely on public attention to make your living, you place yourself in an ambiguous position.
It seems that on the one hand you have a public that’s tired of all the crappy news being touted by disreputable sources whether it be PR nonsense that elevates these people out of all proportion or fake “crotch shots” of Sarah, both are equally detestable but there are just as many people who want to read that stuff – even though they know it may not be true. On the other hand you have celebrities who are tired of being hunted down by paps. I heard that when Amy Winehouse walks down the street the paps call her a c**t to get her attention – so you have a gang of mostly men calling a young women a c**t to get a picture that will make them a lot of money. A nasty business that, I for one would would slug each and every one of them.
The question is are we making their lives hell with our interest in them or are we facilitating their careers? One thing’s for sure, this site is as much about questioning this mania as it is about perpetuating it.
Ghost,
I disagree with you about the videos. I absolutely believe that the girls knew those would go out and be published. It wasn’t someone’s friend taking the shots, if you look at the video where the photos got starred, there were multiple cameras. Additionally, if you google “nine.com girls”, “what the Nine girls were up to” was a publicity angle. The enitire point of their behavior was to get publicity and attention, plus, it wasn’t just one night, there are many photos, from many places, cameras were always there to capture the “fun”. The photos were on many sites and in some magazines from what I have seen on the net. Also, i don’t SL is “so cute, or the whore of babylon”, I think that there people posting who think she is somewhere in between.
Lsweetie,
Just curious, are there still Nine.com girls? Googling around I noticed that alot of the links no longer go anywhere, which seems odd. Also, IMO SL and the other women, didn’t seem drunk to me in most of the videos. But it did seem like the same girls in all the pr shots. I don’t know about all of the girls, but the ones in the videos are beyond old enough to know when someone is trying to get them trashed, it’s not like they were some teenager not knowing the effects of alcohol. To me all of the “girls” looked over 25.(JMO)
Ghost, you said that “however, I doubt that SL or any of those other girls ever thought it would be splashed all over the web as some indictment for supposedly loose morals.”
It’s a dot com business. It’s nine.com. Its made for the internet, its made to be splashed, for maximum exposure. No, it wasn’t made as an indictment for supposedly loose morals, but that’s not its intention. Its made so that potential customers can see what they might get if they wanted to visit that particular establishment. It is what it is….a bunch of women selling. A sales pitch.
And sorry, I disagree, not of one them looked drunk. They all looked like they knew what they were doing. These are grown women who chose this profession. In this age of womens’ lib, can we at least agree that adult aged women are doing this by their volition? Because in this case, they are.
And Spirit, if those are fake crotch shots, I hate to see what real ones look like. LOL. Actually, more than the crotch shots, it’s the other pics that I find detestable. The ones with the S&M masks and gear and whatnot. Those are degenerate to me. Real, hard-core smut and sleaze.
Sarah ROCKS these boots:
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_Sarah_Larsen_dinner_December_2007.aspx
Boots that expensive its hard not to. Too bad he didnt buy her a dress to go with them.
Is that a cute photo or what? I say, wear the short dresses while you can. They seem to make GC happy, and hey, life is short.
This one was a law student! And got her own reality show afterwards.
Hmmmm…
http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/07/that-french-chick-clooney-dated-in-the-90s-resurfaces/
For anyone who is interested, the full-length Darfur film is available for free online viewing through Sunday (courtesy of HBO, narrated by GC).
http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/sandandsorrow/video.html
Of course her short dresses make him happy, that’s what she’s there for. I guess in retrospect, its longer then the ones she usually wears for her crotch shots. George is a man who dated porno actresses hard and soft, it doesn’t take a lot of imagination to know what makes him happy, and paying for the time of a younger to be at his beck and call, keeping her so to speak, doesn’t take a lot of deep thinking.
Celine did indeed get a talk show, it didn’t last long, but she certainly left richer and definitely more famous after her turn as Clooney’s kept woman. Say what you will about him, when he picks one off of the pole, or serving him drinks, she always leaves him much better then she arrived. I expect, when her time comes, Sarah will and should get the same severance package, she shouldn’t settle for less.
No matter how well she plays his game, he has been plating it longer, and from the looks of it, he hasn’t changed the rules, but instead of a bit part on some show, she gets really nice shoes.
Wow. Y’all have been at it for a while. I can’t even stomach reading some of the rantings, but skimming over it, I’ll throw in my two cents (and sense) here.
George is 5’9″ at the MOST in lifts. He’s short and has black circles under his eyes, very haggard.
Two weeks ago, he and SL were seen at his somewhat regular Friday night hang in Studio City on Ventura Blvd. I won’t post the name of the club so it doesn’t get swamped with even more wannabes.
He has a well-earned and confirmed reputation for being a womanizer, and just because he and Sarah are publicly out and about for less than 6 months, it doesn’t mean squat. He also has a rep for being a prankster with a mean streak. This is a guy who is in serious denial as to his age, but more power to him. He might as well ride it while he can. His days are numbered in Ho-wood, as the new generation is coming up on his ass.
I stumbled on this site. The origninal poster, Dead C., is plain scary (try as you do to defend yourself, bud, you lack a life and you know it).
And, all of you — all of you who wrote anything of lengtha bove, particularly Dead C. — are out of your minds. Too much time squandered on obsession over Sarah and her actor boyfriend.
It’s been said that gossip originated as a protective mechanism, as a means to keep the core circle of beings close so that the young could be protected, ultimately by their mothers. You all have taken gossip to a whole new level. Once again, the so-called former friend of Sarah’s who originated this post? I got through parts of your rants, and I must say: Sarah has every reason to sue protect herself legally from you.
You are unstable, in my opinion, and your post’s sole focus is — you guessed it — on you. Only secondarily does it address your disappointed projections on a person who, very likely, wanted nothing to do with you. It’s clear to me that Sarah rejected you, as you see it, though I my guess is that until she read your rants she thought nothing of you. Sarah, at the time you knew her, probably was too busy just being young — moving through life.
Who were any of us in our teens and 20s? We were exploring life to the best of our abilities. That’s it.
Too many frustated artists on this board (including Mr. so-called Insider Hollywood, “Ghost” and the guy wanting to poke his eyes out) are frustrated people. Frustated with their lives. Most of you live in L.A., and you are not finding the good luck to find stardome in the over-hyped entertainment industry. Find time in your days to do something worthy of you. Work to make a true difference in this world.
George Clooney and many of his associates: Does they find ways — many times disingenuous ways — to market themselves? Absolutey. That’s by and large their jobs, to market themselves. Beyond that, further pondering and gossip is just not worth your time.
First I’d like to start by saying eat a dick and to point out that you just left a “lengthy” comment yourself.
Secondly, you “stumbled” onto my site? What the fuck does that mean? You don’t just stumble onto a subject like this unless you were looking for it, so don’t try to play off some elitist angle to the people on here. I didn’t catch everything you said, due to some typos, but don’t try to act superior when you came here to post your opinion and to judge people on here to focus on-you guessed it yourself. If you come back to check for any responses, which you will, I wouldn’t advise posting again. If you do, it will reinforce the fact that you returned to pat yourself on the back when you smited the “little people” to boost your own spritual pretentiousness.
This article WAS about me and what I saw in the media and, furthermore, my experiences with tabloids contacting me. That’s what it was supposed to be about, so why did you come here? Does it have something to do with your life being so full? Were you working on one of your many projects that benefit humanity in some tremendous way? Probably not. So let’s get one thing straight, before you get a little too psyched on yourself, I have a site and you have a post on my site.
You are focusing on this article because that’s what you want to focus on. Don’t project that shit onto me, as if I want to only deal with old news (this article has been up for months).
Basically, what I’m trying to say is, “Why come here and talk shit?”
I don’t come to your job and kick dicks out of your mouth
Hollywood Insider – glad you posted. It’s been a while and wondering if you would return. Your little insights are quite entertaining :-)
With regards to the Club he frequents – you gave away too much information. Living on the other side of the world – and with the beauty of the Internet – I figured it out in two seconds flat:
1. Firefly, 11720 Ventura Blvd., Studio City (818) 762-1833,
Whoops! I meant to add that it will be easy for any wannabe to figure it out ;-)
Ya know, Hollywood interestes me for just a visit – I’m curious to see what all the fuss is about. But I doubt the lifestyle would be great. I would think it takes one’s soul way too easily. Give me an environment with a laidback lifestyle and great living conditions any time. :-)
Wow, I guess I should be flattered that I’m being mentioned as a frustrated Hollywood wannabe – maybe my humor has some potential. I wasn’t interested in “THE” industry but maybe I’m displaying an untapped talent…
…Nah, Rivkah is just full of shit. Pseudo psychoanalysts. I just love when someone comes on a GOSSIP board and GOSSIPs by making comments about others and then says they “the others” have the problem and frustrated lives.
Like DeadC said, if posting here is a sign of a frustrated life, then Rivkah what the fuck are you doing here if your life is so great?
I love posting here it’s a much needed break from the brain drain I deal with at work all day. I’m seriously entertaining myself with some of my own posts and laughing my ass off at some of the others. Seriously some funny shit going on here!
Thanks DeadC – keep it going dude!
Per your post (in green, a couple of comments above), I know a George with a similar last name. So, on a search, here I found myself. And I couldn’t believe what I read from you, Dead.
As far as the typos, frankly, I can’t take the time to spellcheck for the likes of you.
You’re trying to find your own “15 minutes of fame” on someone you happened to know at some juncture in your life. So what. Sarah — and it could be anyone, frankly — deserves privacy. I’ve known “famous” people but never have I — EVER — tried to capitalize on that. It’s cruel and selfish and plain low. It’s just so low, to go there. You are attracting people to your site that probably would be wise to back off, in my opinion.
WB is right; too much information, detailed little snippets that obviously you grovel after, for anyone related closely or casually visiting to be comfortable with. Dead, in my personal view, you started this thing and you better watch out. What you have done on your site is not fair. It’s trite, mean, and scary and you probably should watch it. This is not the First Amendment here, guy. This is downright harrassment.
So, I advise you try to read all that people post on this site, typos or not. To recap: Who cares about your experiences with Sarah and the media. Focus your daytime hours on punching the ticket and making a buck. This isn’t the place to do it. You cannot succeed because your motives are inhumane.
And by the way, Dead: I dare you to post what I wrote above — and to respond. Let’s see the guts that drive you. You likely are aware that Sarah — or her lawyer — has read your unsettling posts. You said you might or might not respond to personal attacks.
Why, really, did you post that first long-winded tirade about Sarah? Tell us here on this board.
Toward what gain, and for whose benefit. Do you believe any good came of it? That it has succeeded in launching your audience into productive discourse about the ills of the world? Go through it, sentence by sentence, and tell us, your faithful readers, why you were so compelled.
Do entertain us. One more novella from the Masterful Mr. Dead”c” llc, himself.
So your response as to why you have found this site is because you were looking for your friend on the internet who’s name sounds like George Clooney?
So, what is the reason that you continue to help prevent this article from slipping into obscurity?
I don’t know why you dared me to post your comment, it isn’t anything new or insightful. I try to limit the amount on censorship that I impose on here, although I have blocked excessively hateful, racist, and homophobic comments from here in the past.
As far as adressing your comment/challenge directly, I won’t. The reason for that is because I have already adressed this question repeatedly above and I’m not going to type the same response one more time. If you want to continue to drive traffic and exposure here it’s up to you, but scroll up and read through the green comments if you want your answers.
As far as what good has come of this, I’m not trying to be a fucking hero so that’s not my issue. I think Hollywood is ridiculous and I enjoyed telling the tabloids to fuck themselves and rejecting their money for no reason larger than the shock of their responses. They were so cocky about how much I would need them and just generally expected me to care. One fact is true. The tabloid asked me about Sarah’s dead father in an attempt to follow that angle. It’s important to realize that, although the only place that it’s posted may be on here, that doesn’t mean that it would have been that way. If you think that I could get sued for information that I have evidence to, but the sites that are calling her a prostitute and exploiting photographs won’t then you need to rethink your position on some things.
In reference to success, that’s another key question in my article. What do you want from life and what is success. What made someone famous and why. I don’t really want your patronage to my site, in more ways than one, because you are what promotes these things. The disgust that you need to continually mention that you feel while perpetuating this shit, to convince yourself that you are not the blood behind such hype, isn’t convincing anyone else.
I was the one that said that she wasn’t a hooker. I don’t believe sugar coated shit or the crazy negetive press. The truth is somewhere in between and the context deals with a timeline.
Believe it or not, I restrain from posting information in response to attacks on here because Sarah is not the one attacking me. It would do no justice for me to reveal specific details that I feel are untouchable just to prove a point to any simple minded individual coming here to attack me.
The reason that this article may seem the most mean of anything is because it is truthful and that makes it incredibly believable. It humanizes her, whether that is good or bad, in the readers mind and depending on the specifics of the section. I didn’t fuel the racy photos or video footage that came out. All that I wrote was that it would come out I then stated to what extent it was accurate and prompted the readers not to overexaggerate the certain situations and tried to provide a context that dealt with it based on the psychology of individuals as well as the industry, media, and stone throwers.
As far as the typos were concerned, I wasn’t just talking shit. Sure I was talking shit, but I also really didn’t understand some of it because there were sentence fragments. I got enough from it though to know that you feel the necessity to come here and judge others by displaying your moral superiority complex. Don’t waste your 15 minutes to elevate yourself above others. Here it is. We can all share.
DeadC: I have to point out that you are indulging in the same behavior that you got on Anaon’s case for — responding to attacks with attacks. There is no difference. And Molly needs to put a plug in it. She’s stuck in some kind of voiceover loop — same thing is repeated over and over and we are tired of hearing it. Has anyone watched ‘Sand and Sorrow’?
Cowboy up Julie, ignore me, I usually ignore you, you aren’t exactly a wealth of knowledge and freshness when it comes to this kept former pole dancing, paid party girl, bug eater.
And is that the royal “WE’ if so, sorry your royal highness, but I have no intention of changing my position on Sarah, her activities or what I think of her. If the rest of your subjects are upset they can ignore me to, doesn’t bother me in the least. And aren’t you doing the same thing you just accused deadc of? Pot meet kettle.
Just because I don’t agree with you, doesn’t make me wrong, its all opinions here. We are looking at the same pictures here, and coming away with different views, it happens all the time, every day. Why is that so hard to understand and accept?
What is it with people who feel this need to come onto this site, read the article, then make snide comments about or to other posters cause you don’t like what they say. If you are so busy, no smart, so high and mighty, what are you doing here? If its so awful, so childish, so beneath you, why do you keep coming back? If your life is so full, so perfect, so unique surely in that goodness that is your perfection you are too busy to slither down off of your rock, to happily post another message of your greatness, as you see it.
And since it seems lost on those sue happy people who keep mentioning Larson and her tribe of attorneys When Sarah’s attorney (IF she has one, doubtful since she’s been called a paid whore, sorry, insinuated, LOL twice now and nothing, so guess lawyer guy is busy), graduated from college, he wasn’t the only one in his class. I doubt she really wants to open that can of worms I know Clooney doesn’t, since his life, personal life, ALL of it will also be up for grabs.
Deadc wrote an article, answered a question and he didn’t call around and make an announcement, surely if its so hard to read this stuff about Sarah, start your own blog, and sing the glories of kept women by older rich men, all day long. Its a free country.
Love the articles Deadc keep it up. Don’t take the attacks personally, its their own way of appreciating your work. Its a compliment I always say to be recognized for ones work. You know the old Hollywood saying, as long as they get the name right, the article doesn’t matter. I think, considering what you might know, you showed remarkable restraint. Good job.
Molly, I don’t always agree with you, but like George, I’d defend to the death your right to say it.
hmm, trying to control freedom of speech? Good luck with that.
What’s going to happen when George Clooney moves on to the next Sarah Larson, and yes, he will move on, he always does. He seems to get bored with the same woman after a while, what then?
Does anyone know why they never eat dinner alone? Kind of odd to me, but I don’t live in Hollywood, so maybe its the thing out there.
Carry on, I will go back to lurking;-)
I do find the comments here fascinating.
I also find it interesting that people will come on here and attack others because they don’t like what was said. For the most part, I have issue with the rivkah’s of the world because he/she didn’t respond to the CONTENT of my comments by giving an opinion or opposing viewpoint. Instead decides to attack me (and others) and makes comments about who they think I am and what motivates me.
I guess I have more respect for someone who wants to enter into a discussion about my opinion as opposed to someone who comes here, sees what they think is George and Sarah being attacked and then decides to 1. pull out the you guys need to get a life and 2. legal/sue cards.
If rivkah had truly read my posts he/she would have seen that I’ve tried (for the most part) to limit my comments to GC and SL and the perceptions that surround their actions and behaviors. I have tried to keep my responses to other posters either as clarifying commentary or in some cases just pure irreverent humor – especially stepping in during the more vicious cycles of attacks amongst the posters.
I’m not trying to be “high and mighty” I’m just stating the facts and motivations of my actions and comments.
As I’ve said before, my issue is with perception and how it affects George’s credibility.
I have a friend who also lives in Vegas and I mentioned this site and some of the comments I’ve made and some of the comments I’ve read. She told me of an incident that occurred with her and then asked me an intriguing question.
Some background (without being too specific about her).
She has worked in several hotels in LV mostly in rooms and revenue management. For those who know anything about the workings of hotels, those are the people who try to maximize the income generated by the sale of room nights. It can be a very stressful job and in the more costly hotels, can be exceedingly difficult to balance the needs of the management and profits with the demands of the high-paying guests.
For several months she worked on a series of reservations for a royal family. Due to a very serious health issue – by the time this family arrived to stay at the hotel – she was no longer working for them. Just suffice to say she had surgery that affected her ability to perform the analytical aspects of her job so she no longer can do that job.
But back to my comment, she told me that after she left, she was contacted by the hotel because a high ranking member of the royal family wanted to see her. (They had heard why she no longer worked at the hotel).
She said she met this family member’s assistant in the lobby, spoke to him briefly after he inquired about her health and then as she was turning to leave he handed her an envelope. He told her that the royal family wanted her to have this to thank her for all the work she had done on their reservations.
She said she didn’t open it – just thanked him and walked to the back of the house to say hello to some of the staff and pick up a few things she still had left in her office. She sat down and finally opened the envelope. Inside were hundred dollar bills. A thousand dollars to be exact.
Now after we discussed some of the comments made here about Sarah’s job in Vegas she said to me. “Does the fact that I was given a thousand dollars by a member of the royal family also make me a whore?” Is this what people will say years from now about this incident?
I stopped for a moment and considered what she said. And then I gave her the answer that I think I’ve been trying to say here. I told her it’s all about the circumstances of the action and the perception of that action.
In Sarah’s case you have a gal who is a waitress in Vegas. And NO, I don’t automatically think that every waitress is a whore. But then the next step is Sarah works for the infamous M brothers in one of their nightclubs. Okay, taken in that context that doesn’t make me think she’s a ho either. Next you add comments that she is paid to be a party girl. Okay, maybe in that context you can have some doubts still. Then you add pictures that she was completely aware were being taken of her – posed in a manner to indicate that she is not selling a product or promoting a business but is in fact giving the impression that SHE herself is the product or commodity for sale and then you have to start looking at series of actions vs perceptions of those actions and ask yourself, “what was her intention with her actions?” Next you add that she’s suddenly dating a very well-known, rich older man, sitting in a foreign country, dripping in jewels and wearing a dress that you know she could never afford on a waitress’s salary and then you start having some serious doubts as to the “spin” his PR people tried to put on it.
So, in contrast, I looked at my friend’s situation and ask, “Was my friends intent when she worked on the royal family’s reservations to get a tip?” I think not. Was she partying with the royal family, getting paid to go to dinner with them and the kicker, has she allowed herself to be photographed in the manner that SL did? And after saying, no to all that then I could say to my friend, “no I don’t think anyone is going to think you were a whore or will perceive you as a whore based on what you’ve told me.” If anything, I think if people know the full story of what happened to you health-wise, they may come to conclusion that we both did which was the royal family heard about your health issues, appreciated all you had done for them in regards to their reservations and perhaps felt that this might help you since you are no longer able to work in the industry for which you had trained.
Again, it’s the perception of the actions to leads to the conclusions I’ve made.
Some have commented here about the follies of youth. Perhaps waxing nostalgic about their own transgressions and finding it uncomfortable that SL is being judged for things done in her youth. As if this is a way to explain and excuse her behavior.
Well, I did some stupid things in my youth too. But I’ve got to tell ya, it didn’t include making sure I had myself on film, tape or digitally enhanced photos. I think the point I’m trying to make here is that there is a more lax moral code today. There a too many young people who are being taught that it’s okay to do things that the Britneys and Paris’ and now Larsons of the world have done. It’s the fast track to fame and perhaps fortune.
Personally, I don’t want to see photos of a gal giving her boyfriend a blow job (the case of the American Idol contestant) but I did see them. And for those of you who are going to slam me for this one saying it was the boyfriend who was the sleaze for releasing those photos -yea, you’re right. But if little miss sunshine had not posed for the shots in the first place then they wouldn’t be out there for all the world to see. In the case of the idol contestant – even if that scum of a boyfriend had pulled out the camera at the moment of the act – why didn’t she take the camera and smash it against the wall? Not keep working it and smiling!
Ah yes, the folly of youth – love that term. But please, don’t use it to excuse the actions. And no, I’m not saying what happens between two consenting adults isn’t their business. What I’m saying is stop putting that shit on film then you won’t have anything to come back and haunt your ass when you least expect it.
Hard work, paying your dues, learning from those who have come before, that no longer seems to be the way young people today want to earn their keep. They want it fast, they want it on film and they don’t want to work too hard for it. At least that’s my perception. So if they see the SL’s of the world becoming famous for what – exposing her crotch on film and dating a guy old enough to be her father – then that’s what they’re going to do too.
My understanding is that this is merely one page of a website that has nothing to do with GC or SL. Just the comments of a person who knew her when.
Some of the comments since then have just been attacks on the other posters not to promote the discussion but only because they didn’t like what they read. The comments from the frustrated wannabee lawyers are the ones that irritate me the most. Have nothing of relevance to say that will defend your position or opinion? Then try scare tactics.
The problem with that legal shit is that the pictures are out there for all to see. The timeline of how and when George and Sarah got together is out of sync with just a “Hey we met in Vegas and started dating” scenario because, again, the perception of those photos of George and Sarah in Cannes was it? and of George on the yacht made it seem as if George was looking for someone to be “dating” just to get some married chick off his back.
Again, that’s my perception based on the photos and when they were taken.
As to Sarah, well, the strategically placed stars will have the last word, won’t they?
Lurking and smirking, Cassie, is that it? So that you can somehow feel superior?
Question: How do you know what “George Clooney,” anyone, will do? “Moves on to the next Sarah Larsen, and yes he will move on, he always does?” Do you realize how preposterous that sounds? How do you so certain that these two don’t eat dinner alone. Please.
My guess is you’re not his parent or shrink, so you really should give it a rest. You have no idea what your Georgie will do next. You never will.
Dead, why did you start this page in the first place. I have kids who are your age — if your claim that you’re a peer of Sarah’s is true (that would place you in your mid-20s?).
Past a point in life, most of us give up on lunging emotionally at people. Why is this the case? Because we come to recognize that no one deserves to be made a target of our pain. Because being at peace and treating people well becomes a choice; frankly, too, it’s just a lot easier than feeling tense and hateful.
In this age of the internet it’s easy to misconstrue and misfire verbally. Very easy to misunderstand what we read. :) Kapeesh? We can’t see one another’s faces; we’re nameless, essentially.
I posted here because it seems none of this is about “Sarah Larson” and her boyfriend. You call me a moral high-roader, Dead? You don’t know me. It’s mostly my age talking to you, a person who’s clearly much younger.
This site is a waste of good energy. You mentioned in your green-page response that I’m a part of not allowing this page to die. By all means, don’t let me stop that from happening. It should die given the thread at hand.
If you can turn it around — open yourself up? That might be a good thing. Since you’re at the center here, you might start by answering some of the questions posed. Again, what moves you? What do you do during the day, for work? Pleasure? Do you have loved ones of your own to turn to, interact with in a real way?
If you post my response, I do respect that. It shows integrity. Respond as you will. I’d like to say I’ll post back but this kind of interaction isn’t really my thing. It’s time-consuming. Have a good day, Dead. Peace be with you.
I love reading all the different posts on this site. I work 12 hour days and find coming home and reading them helps me relax and have a good laugh.
I saw on another site some recent photos of CG and wondering what has happened to this good looking gentleman in less than a year. Ever since he lost that weight for his movie “Leatherheads” he has never looked the same. It is actually kind of sad, he doesn’t seem to enjoy life like he used to and losses he temper much easier. He is still young, 46 is not old. It is to a 28 year old, but not to someone that is closer to his age or say 70 years old.
As far as SL is concerned, what kind of self-respecting girl goes off with a man 18 years older than herself without really getting to know him? We only see what his PR people want us to see. That is not always what lies beneath the surface, as we are finding out. I’ll take a wild guess and say she did it because of who he is and his money. And that in a sense is selling yourself, be it for the recognition or the money.
Molly — I didn’t waste much time reading your post very thoroughly, no need to since you say the same thing each time. Heh. Obviously, you feel quite defensive about your position, otherwise you would not have made QUITE the effort to explain yourself (defensiveness being directly proportional to the # of inches you post). You really need to get used to the idea that some here are sick of you, and of your Sarah bashing. And, that we have the right to call you out on it, as much as you have the right to say it. And, let me just say, I seriously doubt DeadC needs you to come to his defense. He seems to be doing just fine on his own. Perhaps you should start your own blog. Actually, just title it: Sarah is a Ho and leave the entire content section blank, since anything you have to say is summarized in that title. I am glad to see quite a few people popping up who characterize comments such as yours as sick. Get a life. Or go complete another ‘merger’ with the end result being a hack and slash stripping away of company pension and health care for the benefit of a few (and to pay your paltry salary). Unlike you, GC adds value to this world. And you? Well, you’ve chatted about crotches and dicks. Put that on your resume and see how it sells.
If you go to this website: http://www.gettyimages.com
and type Sarah Larson’s name in the search box, there are some pics of she and George in Dubai and in the photo credits, she’s listed as fiancee-I’m not kidding. But there are pics of her left hand and she’s not wearing a ring.
First WB, glad to be welcomed back. LOL, and shame on you for posting the address. For those of us local, we won’t be able to find a parking spot now!
DeadC, I support you right to write what you want on YOUR blog. I also applaud the way you kicked rivhak’s ass. Too bad it went over his/her head.
Rivhak – How sexist of you to ass-ume that I’m male by calling me “Mr. So-called Insider Hollywood.” First of all, it’s Ms. But you can call me, “Your Highness.” And yes, I am a Hollywood Insider. I’ve been working in the industry for 20+ years, have worked with/for celebs, dated/kissed/fucked some (and no, I won’t say who), and worked at studios. What goes on behind the scenes is not what is dispensed by the spin machines.
As far as a celeb’s “privacy” goes, it goes with the territory that there’s going to be some interest in their personal lives. They know that when they enter the business. At first they crave to be recognized, fantasizing that people will want their autograph. But when fame arrives, they complain that they don’t have privacy. If you make $20M for 6 weeks of work, and the public puts that money in your pocket, you do relinquish a certain amount of privacy. Sad, but true.
If George wanted his privacy, he would not have flaunted Sarah in the first place. It was a calculated P.R. move, to help promote his new movie. When they eat at restaurants, how do you think the paparazzi magically knows where to find them?
There are many celebs who manage to live private lives. You don’t see Jodie Foster in the tabloids, do you? She’s managed to keep her sexuality a non-issue for years. Or how about Matt Damon? Don Cheadle?
These people become more visible when THEY need to… to promote a book, movie, “cause” or whatever. Don’t kid yourself rivhak with your holier-than-thou posts. If you spent more time worrying about how YOU can make a difference in the world, rather than telling us what WE should do, then you wouldn’t be here, would you? Actions speak louder than words.