From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
You’re right in that Anon is just bantering about nothing. A judge cannot just obtain a court order for IP addresses that are PROTECTED BY LAW. The address could be discovered, yes, but never revealed WHO that address belongs to. This has been made possible through circuit courts and only the FEDS are allowed to research pen register analogues. The only thing that could LEGALLY be obtained by an individual is who the ISP is … AOL, Earthlink, etc. That is why blogsites are perfectly legal to express opinions because they are seen as just that …. opinions. A person would have to go through the FBI to obtain user’s IP addresses, and I know that from a family member who IS an attorney and went about to dispute one of my sister’s stalkers who was posting bogus comments about her on the internet. Unfortunately, nothing could be done to help her since everything written about her was stated as a flat out opinion, not fact, not libel. What’s more is that Sarah herself would have to prove right-to-publicity in which she’s trying to be seen for the purpose of publicity, so any judge would just throw her case out, especially since she couldn’t prove monetary value of her namesake. Rights-to-privacy are out the window, too, as, obviously, she’s not at all being private. What’s more is that if this was a possible law suit, she would have to prove grounds that no one had any PROOF or grounds for believing she was/is a hooker in the first place. And being that the internet is now smattered with videos and pictures of her crotch in provocative poses and behaviour, I highly doubt she’d be able to prove intent.
So you’re right about Anon, who’s just blowing smoke. He actually means a writ and they’re not obtainable for IP address. As I said, only FBI has the power to investigate such cases and they wouldn’t waste their time on George Clooney unless someone here is a child molester or terrorist under investigation. The FBI has better things to do with their time than to settle out speculations about a celebrity’s sexual practices. The only celibrity who had “special” FBI spying because of her sex life alone was Marilyn Monroe (Sinatra aside), and that’s because J. Edgar Hoover couldn’t stand John Kennedy, hence the wire taps on her phone at the FBI’s expense (and her disappearing phone records post mortem).
Dead C, I have read ALL of these posts, unlike you who claims,
“I can’t read your posts because you post fucking novels in a comment section while giving yourself pats on the back as an “insider” to Hollywood. ”
And your’s are so short!! If your attention span lasts only minutes, check out the book your other personality penned at the top of this page about Sarah, siting where you met her and how and things you used to do that no one even cares about. Talk about lengthy garbage.
If you would have bothered to read MY posts, you’d see it’s everyone else on here calling me the insider, not myself who’s dubbed me as such. I never once said that I was. If you actually read my comments, you would have seen what I said I did for a living. So once again, your hypocrisies haven’t swayed my opinion none. I base my opinions of her by what I have seen and read elsewhere, and by what my own two eyes have witnessed.
By the way, you’re welcome for the positive comments I gave you in my earliest posts. But you didn’t read those either.
It seems to me that you’re starting to see my posts like I am unraveling your original intentions entirely because, as you say, some other site has slammed you. Perhaps you’re starting to see that posting this whole article to begin with was not such a good idea. Well, honey, dragging that sad ass attitude here and making people like me feel belittled for their opinions only screams of your paranoia and shouldn’t be pointed at anyone who disagrees with you.
Therefore, I know that the truth is really getting to YOU … you’ve put your own frickin NAME AND YOUR PICTURE to your article and posts, obviously for you own advantage. That’s pretty brazen, considering how many people have logged on and shot venom towards YOUR OLD FRIEND. Nothing says “loyality to integrity” like allowing an old pal to be dashed and sliced to pieces on an article that YOU AUTHORED. I know you’re not exactly on her best side, nor she on yours, but wow!!! It’s like watching one of Michael Vic’s dog fights and saying, “Oh well!! I don’t even like dogs, so I’m not going to do anything about it.” Says a lot about you. Says that you not only went about to “set the record straight” on this chic’s supposed mystery, but that you WANTED us to know who YOU are. Just because I pointed that out doesn’t mean that you yourself need to launch into a lengthy tirade, novella-style as your posts usually are. If you think I am usurping your site, you’re beginning to make me believe that you feel threatened. Oh …. so sorry, love. You’ve seemed pretty open to everyone’s comments including “Amazing’s” but as soon as I say something that hits home to you … BOOM!! Off YOU go. Just because others agree with me, does not in the least constitute that I need therapy. Excuse the crap out of me for passionately not liking this whole PR STUNT of George’s and Stan’s. I think it’s so funny how much you can say that I am tyrannical, but you yourself haven’t seemed to examine that YOU have allowed for a forum that TRASHES your ex-friend. Says MOUNTAINS about you, babe. Anyone who truly didn’t give a damn, wouldn’t have written the article to begin with. If anyone would be liable for any kind of negative etchings here, it would be YOU for starting an article that welcomes and posts negative press about your old pal. Wanna know HOW I know this? Because although my sister couldn’t sue her stalker for posting things on blogsites, she DID successfully make a website HOST take down his rants, in which her stalker left a message of defamation. HE was issued a cease and desist order. So YOU would find yourself in a pickle here, not us. Just remember about all this, Buddhists say when you point a finger in BLAME, 3 point back at you. So inasmuch you’re upset at those of us who believe it appears she’s a paid escort, it is YOU WHO ALLOWED US TO POST THESE COMMENTS HERE.
I misspoke earlier. GC can still sue for defmation even though he is a celebrity. See below for the definitions.
A private figure claiming defamation — your neighbor, your roommate, the guy who walks his dog by your favorite coffee shop — only has to prove you acted negligently, which is to say that a “reasonable person” would not have published the defamatory statement.
A public figure must show “actual malice” — that you published with either knowledge of falsity or in reckless disregard for the truth.
STFU-
Skimmed it. What I’m gathering is that you are commenting on the length of my article and that’s supposed to explain why you post article length comments under it. Oh, and that I could be dealing with legal issues due to having a website where your wingnut ass posts random unconfirmed bullshit? Oops, oh wait, and I’m a hypocrite but your own slanderous comments about diseases and prostitution aren’t unfounded because they are based on information provided to you by media sources that you’ve already gone out of your way to discredit. So basically, I’m accountable for stupid shit that you post so i should make more of an effort to censor you. No problem. You’re done then I guess, you’ve convinced me.
Wait, I almost forgot. You read upwards of 600 comments to catch up on this topic? On THIS topic? You read them all although there were hundreds and hundreds before you ever even posted anything? At least I’m dealing with them because they are on my site and with my own personal project that I’m investing time into. You have no excuse other than the fact that you are more fucked up in the head and obsessed about shit like this than anyone that you’ve taken the time to attack. You’re right, I have no idea what you claim to do for a living or how much you make etc, etc. and I don’t give a shit, but I do know that if you spent more time doing it than trying to be a hero of the ill-informed you’d probably be doing a better job than you are right now. I respond occassionally on here because I feel an obligation to the people that take time to come here and share their feelings. You do it because nobody worth a shit in your real life gives a fuck either.
I don’t think you’ll have any more posts on here because they are unfocused, ridiculous, and, as you’ve explained it, dangerous to my site and its productivity and longevity. Please go back to listening to your screamo albums and cutting yourself or, better yet, get some counseling, I think that issue from childhood isn’t quite resolved. It wasn’t your fault, you were just a little boy. It’s important you know this, but it’s also important that you know that it wasn’t any of our faults and that your comments aren’t being filtered because “You really had something important to say and the man is keeping you down” it’s because of the exact opposite. They have as much integrity and insight as someone setting off fart bombs in my comment section, laying down whoopie cushions and pulling fire alarms.
OK people!!!! We need some llooovviinnggg around here!!!
My goodness!
LOL
just wanna —
i hear you, and yes, i have been defending all things GC. it’s a dirty job but somebody’s gotta do it. kidding. i don’t particularly enjoy shitstorms, but if the alternative is ‘listening’ to STFU’s novels, or reading those oversized hairballs that Molly regularly coughs up, then, really, that’s all the incentive i need to fight back.
speaking of liberals, i think you might be off the mark about why GC is not more vocal in his support of Obama. it’s not because of his personal choices, it’s because he knows that associating his politics (lefty liberal) with the candidate would likely cause him to lose the heartland states. GC said as much today, in an interview (some quote I saw). however, if GC were a candidate for office, then safe to say his personal choices would become an issue, because we do want our politicians to at least appear to be stable, loving family men and women.
but GC is an entertainment figure, and he is carrying on the long, long tradition of handsome, wealthy men who play the field. i have said this before — maybe not here, i do not recall — but i don’t believe monogamy comes naturally to men. and GC has both the means and the status (fame) to carry on in this non-monogamous manner for as long as he likes. there is no law saying he cannot date who he wants. if that offends your sensibilities, perhaps you should ask yourself why you care so much.
as to the American Red Cross person who was fired for having relations with someone on staff, that could involve corporate HR policies, sexual harrassment, and all sorts of other labor-related issues. safe to say that situation is likely not comparable to GC’s.
stfu: i don’t know where to begin. practically none of what you say with regard to libel risk, either to deadc or the posters here, matches up with what i have read. the courts take comments in context, and safe to say this forum has been a free-for-all. the latter is about the only thing we will ever agree upon.
cheers,
anon
WB —
One more comment, and then I am going to bow out for a time. Happiness is right about one thing, which is that I have been spending way too much time on this site! You said:
“Nothing you and I or anyone else can do about it – and that is the beauty of living in a democratic environment with freedom of speech. I would hate to feel restricted and feel scared to speak up. Just like you feel passionate about not making negative comments about GC and SL, I feel passionate about restriction on freedom of speech. Been there done that, will never be made to feel that way again.”
Actually, I do not feel all that passionate about anti-GC or SL comments. I recognize someone’s right to have an opinion that differs from my own. What I objected to was the unsubtantiated crap that was being passed around as verfiable fact, namely that SL is a call girl. Which prompted me to point out that there are, in fact, legal limits to free speech (within the boundaries of our constitution), even if you are posting anonymously on a blog. And stating as fact that SL is a call girl is libel and it absolutely crosses the line. It’s a legally actionable statement. For that matter, stating that GC is diseased is also legally actionable. Sure, some of the stuff said here is funny, and mean, and completely juvenile, and just blowing off steam, but when the discourse becomes noteworthy because of a thirst for someone’s blood, then enough’s enough.
When I raised the risk of legal action, someone said I was using scare tactics, etc. Then someone else wanted to know if what I said was accurate, etc. Well, here it is. You can read for yourself. If you ever do get sued, The Electronic Frontier Foundation is probably the best resource around. Libel is explained quite clearly, as is how bloggers and commenters alike can protect themselves. Yes, you can actually buy insurance to protect yourself from being sued for libel. Better yet, don’t make dumb libelous statements in the first place. Here you go.
http://w2.eff.org/bloggers/lg/faq-defamation.php
Peace,
Anon
L sweetie, a question for you. Do you know if Larson is still technically employed by her boss? Back in Sept, it was said that she took a leave of absence. Do you know or have you heard if that’s true?
Thanks!
Please don’t filter STFU, he’s sooo funny I haven’t laughed so hard in months. I for one am not offended that he called SL a prositute, in many people’s opinion, all girls are prositutes. Ok, the disease thing was a little much, but his point was, wtf? Why is someone that he watches on tv and obviously cares about, is putting a random girl that he is plowing on E television, People, and various magazines.
Does it make sense to anyone that George Clooney met SL once then flew her out, then ba bam she’s his girlfriend and has been his girlfriend for months. Then why hasn’t he put any of his random girlfriends on tv before? I’m not talking about the 4 mentioned above, but what about all the others? Yes, there have been a lot of others. I’m still in shock that he even took publicity pictures with her. Why? She’s not a normal girl as STFU says GC’s publists puts it. She works in the Vegas industry, making over 120K, and is 28 and a size 0. The quote on quote “normal girl” does not look like that, and does not have that type of job.
I have read all 600 posts too, I had to go back and read the Michael Clayton posts because I didn’t want to ruin the movie before I watched it. Obsessed fan, not so much lately. I find the comments incredibly entertaining. I think we should all stop talking about sueing people, putting people down that we have never met, and just enjoy the others peoples comments if we agree with them or if we don’t.
Though at first I did think DeadC wrote this article for some attention or alternative motive. I realized he is a writer and he likes to write about different stories. This one happened to be on his mind, and since he already had this website going, decided to write an interesting twist on something that no one knew anything about. I for one would not like my college roomies writing about my personal information for the world to see. But I would not put my face out on television as George fucking Clooney’s latest squeeze. Cause I would know it’s just about sex, and why in the hell would I want my Grandma, Dad, high school or fat college roomies, even my Aunt Sue knowing who in the hell I screw. One can not expect to put themselves out like that and not think people are not going to know about their true relationship.
SL is a dime in dozen in Vegas, same story different people. A rich, hot guy thinks after minutes of knowing said girl, he can just fly her out and have a paid companion as long as he doesn’t get sick of her. People here don’t get why GC would want to broadcast across the world who is his latest treat. George Clooney sleeps with a lot of women, he admits it, why broadcast to the world your latest squeeze? He has said numerous times that he is not looking to get married. I don’t want to see my favorite celeb with some chicka in every fucken picture that I see him in. Now that does sicken people, and that does insult our intelligence. We want to see George Clooney, that is what why we pay the box office prices. WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE GEORGE CLOONEY WITH HIS LATEST HO IN EVERY PICTURE WHEN WE ARE SPENDING OUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON HIS ASS! Now I’m getting a bit overly obsessed. But I think I made my point. Please don’t filter STFU’s comments, this is about peoples opionions, even if others say they are wrong. Actually, there will be a STFU2 tomorrow, I forgot we have copy cat posters, ha ha.
I’m going to share personal info again, tomorrow night, I am watching To Dusk to Dawn with George Clooney, and yes I’m watching it with my ex boyfriend. I can’t wait. I get to be with my pretty boy GC look a like, watch the movie, then get laid. Maybe then I won’t be as an obsessed fan, nah, us stalkers love it, ha ha.
I don’t speak about Anon comment…
And please, give a break to Dead C, it is his forum and he has the honesty to post all our comment wathever we said …
I don’t post more comment because I already explain my point of view
I don’t whan’t to repeat myself all at the time and this is what I’m talking about when I’am saying that debate REALLY becomes sterile.
LSweetie — Your comments are truly disgusting. You are starting to sound a lot like STFU.
Here’s a recent sighting (yesterday?) of George and Sarah at Stone Rose in Los Angeles with Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber. Casey, perhaps this answers your question.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11282007/gossip/pagesix/sightings_389987.htm
“I am grateful that he and his father brought the plight of the Darfurians to light – when it was being ignored by most of the media outlets in this country.”
Why does George Clooney keep getting cred for “shining the light” on Darfur? This conflict has been ongoing since 2001 and PBS/BBC have been reporting on it regularly since even before the janjaweed.
Thanks for clarifying, he’s receiving a Peace Summit Award. For what though??? I’m still confused. Do American’s really tout Clooney as the Great White Hope, the saving face of Darfur??
Perhaps if a westerner like our savior hollywood actor, and his barley dressed vegas coctail pole dancer girlfriend stepped off his podium, the zealotist Islamic force preventing western humanitarian aid from entering Sudan would be less offended by our governments’ attempts at diplomacy. It is after all the very sexually depraved, wealthy consumeristic doctrine George lives by that these fundamentalists protest.
Obviously it’s not that simple. But people on here are talking like Clooney is Sudan’s western mediator.
Casey,
The only thing I know is what I read in a few articles on line. She asked for a leave of absense, and I’m sure the absense is still in effect. I’m not sure when she will get her job back. I guess time will tell, hopefully after GC dumps her. I’ll go down there this week, I’ll fish around for more information, he he.
Hair balls, ROTFLMAO your tolerance for other people’s opinion touches me, really, it does. And yet, you think…wait, no you don’t, if you did you wouldn’t drool out the crap you do in that whinnying, know-it-all tone you use. It you want tolerance, practice it.
Don’t stop, I find you endlessly entertaining, but sadly, boring. So, as I said before, read my last post to you (and if you cant understand it get someone else to translate, not Sarah though, her mouth is full) and have a great day.
Hey Charly,
I finally figured out what you meant. I think the word you want to use instead of “sterile” is “stale,” meaning that something is drying or has dried up.
I just read what I posted last night and if anyone lost a couple of brain cells reading my post so sorry! LOL
That’s what happens when you get up at 4:00 a.m., spend 12 hours literally in back-to-back meetings and then try to make a coherent post at the end of the day! I tell ya, if I had made that “point” any clearer I would have hurt myself!
I guess Charly’s correct. Is there any other or new point of view out there? Damn, there I go again using that word!
Reading about George’s escapades can be either entertaining or irritating as hell, depending on the topic of his latest call to the press. But so that I don’t contribute to any stale commentary, I think I’ll just sit back, pop open a beer and see what he instigates next. Hell, unless the writer’s strike ends soon, there won’t be much to watch on TV. Maybe George can start another reality project showcasing his latest friend’s talent?
Hey, I used to be a food server during my college years. A reality show about that would be sooooo cooool! He could have camera’s follow her around while she took orders.
Sarah: “Hello folks, my name is Sarah and I’ll be your server tonight. Our soup d’jour is tomato.”
Typical Vegas Male Customer: “Thanks doll, so what’s soup of the day?”
Sarah: “Tomato.”
Typical Vegas Male Customer: “No, honey, I don’t want any tomatoes, I’m having steak, but I want to know the soup of the day.”
Sarah rolls her eyes and walks away.
Perplexed Typical Vegas Male Customer: “Well, hell, what did I say?”
Lame I know, but what the hell do you expect? There’s a writer’s strike on! LOL
Hey Sarah (not Larson)
Regarding George getting credit for bringing the Darfur issue to light. I don’t know if you live in the US but prior to George and his dad returning from Darfur and doing interviews showing the film they shot in the camps over there, most people in the mainstream US were NOT aware of what was happening.
The New York Times was writing articles on this, but most mainstream news outlets were ignoring it. You note that PBS BBC has been doing reports on it for some time, but the fact is, here in the US most people don’t watch PBS or BBC.
Once George went on Oprah (I think it was a day or two after they returned) and showed the raw film and once he went on the morning shows from NY, until then, most people in the US knew NOTHING about Darfur.
It’s a sad fact that unless it’s entertainment based, a lot of people don’t pay attention.
As to the award. My opinion is Don is getting the award for his book and documentary on Darfur. George is getting the award to acknowledge his contribution but I think it’s so that an organization that probably should get more press but doesn’t, can count on worldwide press attendance because he will be there.
Whether he’s irritating me or not, I still acknowledge that he gets tons of press and if the organization wants to use him to bring media glare, then at least for that organization he’s doing some good.
I just feel he should leave Sarah home.
justwannapokeoutmyeyesdamit
“I just feel he should leave Sarah home.”
good point. however, if based on his past actions he will bring her. why? just to stir the pot, and show people he can do whatever he wants. that is good in some situations, but not all.
in my opinion, he really needs to be able to distinguish when it is appropiate to make a stand in his personal life. i feel he is lonely, and when someone start posting he is gay, then he goes nuts!
next thing you know, it is the “questionable flavor” of the month. we are all fed that she is the one, all his friends like her, she is a maw(model,actress,whatever).
the next act in the scene questionable actions and/or pictures/videos are revealed. after all that drama, he find a perfect time to get rid of the woman.
sorry to sound so cynical and negative, but this is the cycle he has repeated for years now. most of us have seen it and majority of us keep hoping he gets a clue, and something that makes sense.
then again, he is a taurus and they are diehard creatures of habit, hard head, stubborn, and opinionated. they will stay in a burning house and die just because they just might get it in their head, that they do not like a fireman/authority person to tell them what to do. sorry crazy analogy, but i feel somebody will get what i am saying.
so let’s all sit back and watch another episode of this soap opera “as the world of george turns”.(smile)
i hope someone will just look at this posting and just laugh. there is really no use to be angry anymore. it is what it is. A SOAP OPERA. (wink,wink)
peace
Julie, you have the right not to read them.
Because STFU is not on here, I guess it’s time to pick on someone else.
I suggest never going to Vegas, because obviously you can’t handle it. Enjoy your little home in the Midwest. I’m just cruely honest on here. I’m not ever going to sugarcoat the Vegas lifestyle.
I really hope that SL doesn’t get a reality show. The girl steals my fantasy guy, then she’ll steal my reality show ideal. I better jump on the bandwagon and get going on that. As long as GC is taking care of her, she won’t have to work. It seems to me that he wants a girl that doesn’t mind picking up her life and just moving across the world to be with her new man. I don’t think I could be that submissive.
By the way, my date went well. GC looked good in the movie, but I don’t think he was ever that built, it’s all camera angles that make him look bigger.
I find all these comments utterly amazing, some truly appalling, but most of all I cannot express my keen observation of what is happening in principle that most of you, albeit a few of you, have not caught onto. I want to call it the Paris Hilton Phenomena, if you will.
Paris is truly the most widely searched individual on the internet to date. She even claims herself that if she merely mentions a product, it in turn is widely “endorsed” so-to-speak by her name’s sake. As a matter of fact, once it caught on that her’s was the most searchable name on the world wide web, everyone from advertisers to gossip rags to bloghosts to webhosts were salivating to somehow include her name somewhere on their sites, even if it was a mere mention of her name, so that their products or sites themselves would gain further promotion, hits, links, and thus, further searches by people like you and me who wouldn’t have otherwise even heard of, nor cared about, the corresponding websites (it seems the “Thirty Mile Zone” has more than exhausted this same tactic with the abuse of Britney Spears). In fact, it is commonly known that Paris herself has no real commercial value, only that in use of her name or image will guarantee the user some sort of notoriety, and hence, free and easy promotion for their product or business. It’s “product placement” at it’s best.
So it comes as no surprise, then, to see yet one more person and one more site using the aforementioned methodology to garner a little more much needed attention from the general public for a site that wouldn’t have otherwise been separated from a cheap shoesalesman in the streets of Chinatown. Except in this example, Paris’ name was not utilized. Instead the name of Sarah Larson, who is thus connected to a wider known name, George Clooney, was used instead. Because of her more recent brush with fame, all the while understanding Mr. Clooney himself was needing a little more current publicity for an upcoming movie, your webhost at this very site saw to it to utilize Sarah’s past history with himself to maximize the number of visitors to his website. Money was not the factor here, for if so, he would have sucked off the teets of the tabloids. Instead, he aimed to have all eyes be drawn to the one thing he desired most – attention to his website and writing. He even anxiously mentions that this is not the only article he’s composed and urges all visitors to proudly review his discourses on this site about other topics. Afterall, he seems to claim, that this current article was not written in malice or wrathful vengeance. It was merely created to bring more attention to his creative writing. It isn’t his primary concern, only his meal ticket to wider reputation himself.
Did it work? You tell me. Have any of you read his other meanderings or have any intention of repeated visits long after we’ve forgotten about this almost nameless woman? Would it have been a more prudent idea to climb aboard the Paris Hilton bandwagon to fame instead of exploiting that of a hapless waitress and Vegas dancer who allowed herself to be used by all angles for a desperate swipe at fame? Isn’t fame a “bitch” as they say, considering that no one person will even care about Sarah Larson in twelve months’ time, that the one site that had delivered her name the most widely searched dirt was written by a former classmate? Is this how sadly Americans must stoop to levels of “using” the name sakes of anyone of any amount of fame or notoriety to further their own careers and pursuits?
I ask all this and point out to you all the very ways in which “fame” can bring out the best and worst of people. It is said that in fame is where one can actually surely discern friend from absolute foe. It is the name of the very song which David Bowie croons:
Fame, (fame) makes a man take things over
Fame, (fame) lets him loose, hard to swallow
Fame, (fame) puts you there where things are hollow
Fame (fame)
Fame, its not your brain, its just the flame
That burns your change to keep you insane (sane)
Fame (fame)
Fame, (fame) what you like is in the limo
Fame, (fame) what you get is no tomorrow
Fame, (fame) what you need you have to borrow
Fame (fame)
Fame, nien! its mine! is just his line
To bind your time, it drives you to, crime
Fame (fame)
Could it be the best, could it be?
Really be, really, babe?
Could it be, my babe, could it, babe?
Could it, babe? , could it, babe?
Is it any wonder I reject you first?
Fame, fame, fame, fame
Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool
Fame (fame)
Fame, bully for you, chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain (pain)
(fame)
Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ,fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame
Fame
Whats your name?
What’s her name? Her name is Sarah Larson. And even though I haven’t the foggiest as to whether or not she craves fame, I certainly think this article is proof there’s someone who wants it more. Are you all sure it is her we should be throwing stones at and not the one who’s brainchild was this hand-crafted pile of childhood and adolescent stories made to suck you into the vacuum of his own ego?
You decide.
Just catching up on all the “love” being spread on this blog. ROTFLMAO!!!
happiness, STFU, Molly, anon, justwannapokeoutmyeyesdamit and especially Lsweetie with her first phone call scenario, funny stuff. I had to skim through all the legal talk though.
Look, at the end of the day, GC would never in his right mind comment or defend his “lady love” about all this nonsense because it really hasn’t hit mainstream yet. Funny as it may be to talk about ET or E!News as mainstream, but any gossip mag or show that would run the story. Plus knowing Hollywood (Stan and the entoruage) they would probably spin it saying she was young, needed the money for college… oh wait I forgot she already has her degree. Well, anyway you look at it they’ll make up something to excuse her “occupation” so why bring it up? I mean really who will bring it up besides us bloggers, because we all know GC has the gossip mags and shows and talk show hosts eating out of the palm of his hands. He can do no wrong. Nobody would dare say anything wrong about the ageing humanitarien(sp?), hearthrob who got his own break in the biz at 30. I mean men still applaud the fact that he can still get the young girls like it’s some kind of accomplishment or something.
It’s all a popularity contest. Even though I was a fan, to me he’s not that great of an actor, he’s no Sir Laurence Olivier. He seems to play the same guy over and over again just in different clothes. But because he’s seen as a great guy, so many people love him for …. whatever, nobody will approach him about SL’s past. He’s just the IT guy as of late. Wait til he really screws up or says something not so nice then watch how fast those pictures, videos and everything else hit the fan…
Oh and God forbid I don’t apologize for the spelling. I wasn’t thinking about spell check or any of that… I’m just adding my 2 cents in.
L sweetie,
Belated thanks for the Vegas info.
A noni mouse–
You seem to feel that you have cracked some not so hidden code to my motivation. You may notice that the slogan on this site is “Your Time Is Strange and Confusing to US“. The reason that I used that saying is because I’m baffled by pop culture and what the mainstream audiences are fascinated with. This was already established as one of the focuses of the site when I saw that people were apparently concerned about finding out about someone that I never found that interesting so it wasn’t simply a name drop to draw traffic, it actually fit into a project that I was working on. Furthermore, since i am new to the internet in many ways and not that hip with mainstream interests, I did not expect this many people to be this interested in George Cloony. Seriously, I figured that it would generate something, as I hope with every article, but I severely underestimated the volume and degree of people that really look up to actors and care about their personal lives.
This article is months old and, although it may have seemed harsh at first, at this point, much of its content is much more supportive in contrast to what has been released elsewhere. I thought that I would recieve more opinions regarding Hollywood and what it is and has become. The fact that you mention that my site would not have gotten this much traffic and the Paris Hilton phenomena, actually supports what I was referring to, although I feel that you’ve chosen a catty and less than insightful angle to approach it with. I wrote this article with that in mind, “What the fuck is going on here, why are people obsessed with Paris Hilton and why are they know worrying about Sarah?!” Also, the fact that people wouldn’t have come to this site, which is bullshit because I get plenty of traffic, especially on the interviews with people that actually have acted and are musicians, proves that you are one of the many people who came here to read about a story that you are somehow still fascinated with and feel compelled to comment on. You really shouldn’t be attacking something that you yourself are fueling.
As far as mentioning or “plugging” other content on here, many of these articles were written by friends of mine and this wasn’t intended to be a gossip site. The hope was that like minded people who found an interesting film or musician that they otherwise wouldn’t have known about would infact breed crossover hits to find out about something else that they wouldn’t have otherwise known about.
My commentaries are often based on the absurdity of such phenomena, and your logic is similar to the banning of sex education because the mere mention of the act, whether for or against it, supports it. I don’t subscribe to that sort of logic and if you hold me accountable and guilty for anything, it is something that you are equally, if not more accountable for yourself. You’re right, the rest of this site doesn’t talk about George Clooney and Sarah. That’s the point, so how did you find it? I know, you found it by searching out information that you were interesting in and you got that information. There’s no scheme involved or hidden messages. It’s not like you’re fucking Matlock or Perry Mason.
Usually when I refer to the other content it’s because people request more information or content about this topic, which I have, or because they mention another article themselves. I could post video or whatever, or use another media source to bump my hits by mentioning my site, but I don’t want to be expected to continuously cover this topic and it’s updates. I already covered it months ago and you came and found it.
I didn’t encourage people to attack Sarah, in fact it’s gotten a bit hateful at times and I have adressed that repeatedly. You can come in and be another person aimed at attacking me because you feel guilty for reading this shit and you can attempt to recruit people that I have provided a forum for to join in, and they may. The only stones that I have thrown were at Hollywood and the motivations of the mainstream media in general. I don’t know why your dumbass even came here if you weren’t looking for this information. It’s not your subscription to In Touch mailed to your door. You, like everyone else wants to preach about something to show people what you have learned as a human. Nobody needs saving here. You should probably worry about your own motivations and how they boost your ego.
correct, LSweetie, I will just skim through your comments from here on out. no one else comes on here to share how they are going to get laid. we really don’t give a rat’s ass, you know? i mean, how grotesque. isn’t that a private activity? i enjoyed your posts when you talked about the vegas scene in general, about how things work there, not about whether you are going to spread your legs in five hours. how you can possibly criticize SL? talk about the pot calling the kettle black! if you do get your own reality show, i am pretty sure the first thing you’d do is put a web cam in the bedroom and make us all watch. ick. go away.
a noni mouse has to be stfu by any other name. he wrote a novel. awesome response deadc. too bad you keep having to repeat yourself.
Well, far be it for me to defend Deadc he does pretty good on his own, but as I have said over and over, and over again, if you don’t like what’s being posted, don’t come back. No one here is putting a gun to your head, no one is asking you what you think, no one really wants to hear you yak on and on about how silly and immature it is, because if you weren’t here you wouldn’t see it. Simple solution, go away. Stay away long enough for me to miss you, I’m thinking ten minutes before hell freezes over should do nicely.
As I said, not defending deadc he doesn’t need me to, hasn’t asked for it, and will probably zing me for it (this kind of stuff seems to annoy him) but I have read and posted on his site, read his articles, and his friends, and think he has talent, not that my thought sway anyone, but there you go. I would have loved to attend that conference with his friend and touch those fury animals (adults in customs) just for shits and giggles.
No matter what any of us post here, good or bad, right or wrong, isn’t it enough he allows us too, and to be fair, no doubt, takes some hits for it. Maybe not, I don’t know,
I see his article as someone’s place of business, and the posters as browsers, and if you don’t like what’s set out on the shelves, leave, don’t come back. If Deadc really wanted fame he could have got it when People called, and all the rest.
But I guess the bottom line for me is, its a free country, so far, and we are pretty welcome to come and go as we please. We shouldn’t feel the need to lecture others, or judge them on what they post. If they post something you consider mean, that’s your opinion, it doesn’t make it right or wrong, its your opinion, and if someone posts something sweet and guey, or crude and /or cruel, again, its their opinion, what gives you the right to attack someone else for having a different opinion, call them name, or insult their intelligence, no one died and put you in charge.
It always amazes me that people lecture about tolerance, but have no concept of what that means.
I don’t dislike Sarah, I think she’s a fame fucker, but I don’t dislike a woman for making a living the only way she knows how, Its not my body, its hers. I don’t respect how she’s, so far, lived her life, but IT IS her life, but I don’t have personal feeling beyond that for her. No matter what she does, it wont affect my life. I dislike the holier then thou attitude of her defenders, the lectures and threats, the know-it-all snide posts, its galling, and invites responses that mirror theirs. Believe it or not, if you attack someone, it only makes them come harder, and step it up a notch. I may not like what they’re saying, but I will defend your right to say it, and I expect the same.
In the end, its all about perception. I doubt seriously if George Clooney will marry Sarah Larson or any other woman, and I don’t think she expects it. She will go the way of the others, a foot note in pop culture, with money and an occasional mention in the tabloids. It beats waiting table, dry humping a pole, or partying with men after hours.
The article seemed to me to answer the ‘who is this woman’ since Clooney and Company said she was a ‘model/actress’, but didn’t say anything else. This article only said, ‘hey, she isn’t a mystery, I know her, this is what I know, shorthand version, some too personal stuff left out.’ I respect that. I’d sold her ass faster then fresh bread at a bakery in Kawait. But, that’s just me.
ROTFLMAO
Thanks Deadc for letting me post all this time. I appreciate the gesture.
Peace out.
Oh please. Good Golly Miss Molly’s latest post is the biggest hairball of upchuck I’ve read in years. Overnight she’s turned in to fair-minded and kind-hearted Mother Theresa. Pfffftttt…!
“…as I have said over and over, and over again, if you don’t like what’s being posted, don’t come back. No one here is putting a gun to your head, no one is asking you what you think, no one really wants to hear you yak on and on…”
***First off, you have said that OVER AND OVER again, I agree, so I have to ask. Who appointed you forum moderator? You really think we need YOUR advice? Somehow, just somehow, I think we ALL understand quite clearly that we can go or stay. No doubt Julie ticked you off because she spoke her mind about another dumb-ass revelation from LSweetie. So, take your own advice and if you don’t like Julie’s post (or mine for that matter), just go. No one is MAKING you stay. (But before you go, pull that hay out of your teeth and your head out of your ass). Thanks!
“As I said, not defending deadc he doesn’t need me to…”
Correct. He does not need you to kiss his ass, but do keep trying, because I enjoy watching you suck up so hard your lips are probably glued to it by now. Just to try and stay on this board. One more reference to SL’s ‘mouthful’ would probably have put you over your limit of obscenities (not to mention sealed your identity as the poster most obsessed with fellatio). Um, no one has a corner on pleasure; it’s available to anyone who wants to try it. Got that? Great!! Feel better.
“I would have loved to attend that conference with his friend and touch those furry animals (adults in customs) just for shits and giggles”
I’ll bet you would have. And do define ‘shits and giggles for us, would you’? Because I am confused. Is that where you shit and then point at it and giggle, or do you squat and giggle while you shit, a kind of seamless release of both crap and pent-up giggly girliness, as in, “I’m shitting, AND I’ve got the giggles!. No? Yes? Which is it?
My finger is so far down my throat right now from all your little ‘quaint expressions’ that I think it just came out my ass. Let’s see — “…doesn’t wet the floor or stain the carpet…rode hard an hung up to dry…Lake Homo…as ugly as a doll that’s grown old”. Well, do let me know where you larnt (that word’s just for you) all these hayseed expressions? Not to mention all the ROTLMAOs!! Pulled that one of out your urban dictionary years ago, and just could not let go. (God, please not the ROTLMAO again! Anything but that! Someone try to shake it loose from her teeth!) Here’s some NEW ones: Try “KMA” (use your imagination), or maybe IHMHUMA, or, better yet, how about IASFUIDNKWMAI (I Am So Fucked Up I Do Not Know Where My Ass Is). Lots of options for ya. NEXT!
“I see his article as someone’s place of business…”
Really? Is that why you came in to his ‘place of business’ and left your turd word calling cards all over his floors and countertops, then memorialized the cute little turdy sayings in frames and hung them on the walls? And called strangers whores and diseased and worse? You did not and have not shown an ounce of respect for ‘his place of business’ or anything or anyone your entire time posting here, and the few times you tried, you quickly proved it was a FAKE Molly. Nothing but a head fake.
Just a few more: “I don’t dislike Sarah…”
Um, that one’s hilarious. Pffffttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And here’s the funniest one of all: “It always amazes me that people lecture about tolerance, but have no concept of what that means.”
Yes, Miss Molly, you have been demonstrably tolerant of all the opinions here that differed from your own. And, more importantly, so tolerant of SL and GC and the life they lead. So tolerant that you judge and call SL a whore. Even if you did have proof (which you do not), you would be tolerant, right? Someone should give you a medal for how tolerant you are. Or maybe for not have ONE tolerant bone in your body.
I at least have the nerve to say I make no apologies for what I think, and what I think is that mean people like you really really suck.
“Peace out” (what decade are we in now, the 80s?), my ass.
You can kiss my ass.
Have a nice day.
Julie, sorry if I offended you. It wasn’t my intent.
As far as the show, no I would not be doing anything sexual in any of the scenes, that is not my style. It would show the glam world as well as the darker side of Vegas, but because of copyright laws I can not disclose anymore. In the end, the fluff piece would be entertaining even if the stars were the blunt of the joke.
I thought mouse guy might be STFU too.
The thing is, I have never put SL down for her job, though I did laugh at people calling her a pole dancer. I think what I was doing was sticking up for her job, because she did make great money and that is why she kept it for three years. Even is she is 28, she may not feel like she is 28 years old in her mentality. Partying in Vegas, day after day, one does seem to make u feel younger, and yes I admit get dumber.
My point about actually now having a relationship was that if we all had lives, we wouldn’t be on the net as much, researching information about G.C.
Dumb-ass revelation, thanks Anon…your the person that at one time was calling SL every name in the book in earlier posts, and now defends her honor like your her brother. I think someone gets way too emotional and feels the need to always be right. It’s just my opinion, it doesn’t matter. I better not write that because of instead of someone explaining themselves, I’ll have 5 paragraphs of blasts, like I said these people constantly need someone to make fun of someone to make themselves feel better.
“calling the kettle black” Julie your funny, I laugh, ha ha. I would never ever admit to any public person what the hell I do in Vegas. Thank God I have a separate life/job/career/family in another state, so if I were to “become famous,” I could just deny ever working in Vegas, and just say I was out there for a vacation. I don’t need to promote any club in Vegas, so why would I ever tell anyone that actually knew my real name my part time occupation. There is nothing to be proud of working in the industry even though the money is good most of the time. I’m not glamming the Vegas world, I think it is sad at times, that is why in three weeks I can’t wait to go back home.
You guys know the only reason, I go on this site is because if I would of jumped in that elevator at the Oceans Premiere, this article probably would not have existed. I don’t have the balls to put myself on tv as GC’s girlfriend, probably because I know I wouldn’t be his real girlfriend.
Stop blasting me, I’m not your enemy, if you want to explain your opinions then do so, there is no reason to get over emotional about what people put in a post. It’s scary to think what you people would do if one got in a real fight with you.
Anon made some commentary awhile back (so many posts so little time) that George is an entertainment figure in response to my comments regarding how personal choices could affect your professional or business life. If I understand the reasoning anon uses, he/she believes that because George is a man and in entertainment he somehow warrants a pass on his actions.
You ask why I should care.
Well, for one thing, right or wrong, entertainment figures are role models to some people. In the case of Paris Hilton, many young people looked up to her and were emulating her behavior. That is of concern to me.
In George’s case, I could give a rats ass who he dates, but when he stands up in front of a mic and says, “Hey we’ve just started a fund to help the Darfurians” or “Hey, we just gave to the IRC why don’t you too?” I have to ask myself, “Why the fuck should I listen to what he says?” And I ask myself, “JC now what organization is he going to taint once it gets out in the mainstream that he’s making questionable choices in his personal life.”
If the guy hasn’t got a clue when it comes to personal stuff, they why the fuck should I pay any attention to what he says otherwise. And if I think it, then how many others might think it and decide, “Whatever George says or asks us to do about anything, I’m going to do the fucking opposite.”
If George wants to fuck the entire Dallas Football Cheerleaders organization, as a personal figure – hey go for it.
If George wants to influence what organizations I contribute to, and if he wants to get up in front of international political organizations and tell the world what they should be doing regarding Darfur, then come from a clean slate.
I just don’t understand why celebrities get a pass. That they are held to a different standard than everyone else. What are they, idiot savants that we just pat on the head and say, “Hey, they can’t do any better, but we’re fascinated by what they can do and the rest we just say, Hey, that’s okay Georgie, don’t worry about it.”
So as a private citizen, yea, as long as it’s not illegal, do what you want. If you want to look like a fool dating these gals who are coming across as idiots, no problem.
But don’t get up on a soapbox and tell the rest of the world what they should be doing. That’s why I care. It fucking pisses me off that he sits with his media friends and lectures the rest of us on what we should be doing or how we should be paying attention to international issues, but then he’s a fucking sleaze in his personal life.
His recent rants about the paps with Jann Carl – all I could think of was – “When’s he going to start pointing his finger at the camera while saying, “You paps are baaaddd people.” Made me think of Clinton’s famous camera pointing episode, “I never slept with THAT woman.”
Semantics.
George is meltdown waiting to happen. I just hope he doesn’t pull down some organization he’s decided to champion with him when he does.
That’s why I care.
it’s Kuwait, you illiterate doofus.
Anon :-)
Don’t waste your time with ‘simple-minded’, they should try to exceed the ‘anal level’.
I was so glad to read your comments, you expressed very well my own feelings and I think that the most important was already said.
Justwannapoke..- : thank you for the word.
Charly/Charlie.
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, I didn’t bother to read your dribble Anon, you bore me, same crap, different day. Now, you haven’t been gone long enough for me to miss you…Sooooo, lets try again, and this time, really do as you say, be away for a while. Ready, set…GO!
Lsweetie –
“Stop blasting me, I’m not your enemy, if you want to explain your opinions then do so, there is no reason to get over emotional about what people put in a post. It’s scary to think what you people would do if one got in a real fight with you.”
Well put.
Hi Charly — Yes, I had to say something. I agree, it’s not worth my time, but I am also not going to let this pontificating, flip flopping, lame brained ass monopolize the soapbox. The ony problem being, how many ways can I respond to these myriad charges of fellatio? Because really, that’s all she ever talks about. Anyway, thank you for the support (there’s not much of it here).
Just Wanna — I see what you are saying, I really do, but I guess I am not convinced that GC IS making such sleazy choices in his personal life. He’s dating a pretty waitress from Vegas — and? I just don’t buy into the idea that she is much other than that (but do believe she is very lucky). And I don’t really care that he chooses (even at this late stage) to play the field (or if he drops her in a few months). I will say that if he were married and tied down, he would not have the time to be as actively involved as he is in world affairs and/or find the time to make five or six movies each year, etc. His wealth and fame enable him to lead the life that he does. It’s an unusual situation and he seems to make a real effort to use it for good (compared to other actors). I really don’t see the crossover connection between his personal life and public involvement either, and no one else seems to be making those connections, so I am pretty sure who he dates will continue to be a non-issue. JMO. Anyway, cheers.
Anon.
lsweetie — for the record, i would rather you not share the details of your time in bed with your boyfriend on this board either. i agree with julie. thank you.
Deadc – can I please put in a request for the new forum that you are pulling together? Can we please have an “ignore” button?
LARSON AS FIRST LADY OF CALIFORNIA?
From today’s New York Post:
November 30, 2007 — ARNOLD Schwarzenegger, of whom you may have heard, is looking ahead to when he must move out of the Governor’s Mansion and back into the larger building that is his own house. But the long arm of Ahnold is not ready to be put to playing tiddlywinks. He still wants a hand in his successor. And the gent he’d like to push for governor in 2010 is George Clooney.
Cheers!!
Anon
Small minds, small thoughts. ROTFLMAO exactly! couldn’t have said it better myself. Pot…meet kettle…
You still bore me, each and every time you slither off your rock, cease sniffing Sarah’s sheets, and wipe her chin, you still bore me, and that goes for your brand new friend as well.
I cannot believe how personal you are taking this. Sad.
Anon–
I wasn’t going to post this but based on your comment I will.
If you like that shit from the post, you’ll love this clip I caught on TV the other day. Tommy (Pizza T) and my ex-girlfriend Leslie were on Evening magazine, a cheesy ass local TV show talking about Sarah. Here’s the clip
You’ll see how its related.
DeadC — Thanks. Kinda dumb, but kinda sweet too. No way GC is running for office. My first thought was that Cindy Adams (the columnist) made it up. Why would a Republican promote a Dem as his successor? I notice your ex said SL was not “into” celebrities…said she never mentioned GC once. So much for those who accused her of ‘plotting’ to meet him (and of moving to Vegas for that reason).
Molly — You bore me too. The slurs, the insults, the ROTLMAO…so predictable. Having the last word seems important to you. Odd behavior, for someone who is not taking this personally.
Dead C-
Evening Magazine was really stretching there. So cheesy and silly. Slow news day? Nothing more relevant to cover? Is interviewing people who knew Sarah ages ago, but also haven’t talked to her in several years news?
Does Pizza T really, seriously think they will be President and First Lady? Did Leslie contact them or did they contact her? Are you the boyfriend that came “between” them? It was fun to hear her talk about the fairies. Loved that clip of Tinkerbell they put in.
I find it interesting they only have nice things to say about her. Thanks for not sugarcoating your memories.
Anyway…I must said that I like this girl..lolll..Yes I like SL.
But I think too that you did great DeadC to post your article.
Hey , Anon! :-) I’m so curious to see what will happen next…
Cheer’s all
Charly/charlie
Yes Anon, you can raise a family, to be an activist an humanitarian person and shoot 5 or 6 movies a year… like Anjelina Jollie, Susan Sarandon etc..
Fortunately, George Clooney is not the first actor in Hollywood to be an opinionated and political guy.
And yes, your private life, your choices could affect your credibility (at least in the USA). That’s why I am a deaf person when Nicholson talks about politics even though I think he’s quite a good actor. Not Clooney’s case, by now but it could be
Soft news is all that program produces, similar to “Eye on LA”. If you want an update on Putin, pick up the NY Times or tune in to NBC or CNN.
Good Golly Miss Molly:
“…slither off your rock, cease sniffing Sarah’s sheets, and wipe her chin…”
This is just plain bad writing. You should at least strive to make your crude mental images RELATED to one another for the sake of coherency. Snake (I presume) slithering? Got that. A snake sniffing? No, a dog would sniff, but a snake would not. Further, neither a dog nor a snake has “hands” for wiping.
In essence, this post, and in particular this sentence, is nonsensical, not to mention stylistically lamentable. It lacks even the most basic principles of good writing.
The irony is, I continue to expect better from you, yet you continue to disappoint. Oh well.
Anon-
Sarah moved to Vegas because of her ex-fiance. Not long after that they were on Fear Factor and that was 2005, not really that long ago. I don’t think that she had some crazy scheme to meet George Clooney. That’s ridiculous but that’s what the Enquirer was trying to ask me about too. I guess it’s just an agle they like for some fucked up reason.
Starsinsky-
I don’t know what Tommy really believes, I haven’t talked to him in 2 years. I do know that song “I had a girlfriend” that he was playing is about Sarah, but it’s actually about how she cheated on him. We used to play it all the time at shows and it was even on our album.
I can safely guess that Tommy either contacted Evening magazine or that they contacted him. From there I’m sure that he told Leslie about it. She would never contact them. As far as them only having nice things to say versus my article there’s a reason for that. If you read the comments on the side of the Youtube video, he mentions that he was trying to hype his band.
You can also see in some of the first few comments that Leslie left one on here which said “I can’t stop laughing“. Although we don’t speak anymore she emailed me and said the following about it,
“Very accurate to say the least. It puts all of our lives in perspective.”
and
“I am glad that you wrote me in that article because you were especially accurate about sarah flaunting w/ you.”
She would never say anything negetive about her though. She’s pretty passive and didn’t really stick up for herself in situations back then so I would stick up for her instead. For a second I thought that she was referring to me when she mentioned the “stupid boyfriend” but I’m fairly positive that she wasn’t. She left me for a really controlling schizophrenic guy that stalked us, and, although I don’t want to get into all of that, I’m sure that she was referring to him.
I know both of them well enough to know that he was hamming it up a bit because, it’s funny, and that she was nervous because of the cameras
DeadC: Leslie seems great. She comes across as honest. Pizza T is harder to read, but I thought he seemed like an okay guy too. Maybe he’s right (that SL and GC will last). Btw, I think SL is living with GC in LA. They are seen out and about.
Susan: Now that you bring up Nicholson, I DO see why you and JustWanna say a celeb’s personal life will influence whether you will listen to them. I see that. I think we differ a little in that I am not bothered by GC’s choice in SL. That could change though (say if he ‘went public’ with a new friend, a stripper from Scores). That would do it for me. I’m just not convinced SL is what some here are saying (either a stripper or a ho). Once someone has fame, it takes a lot of seriously bad press for him/her to lose it. In GC’s case, odds are that will never happen.
Hi Charly: High-five! :-))
Oh Anon, judging by your last post, NOW I definitely believe you’re someone close to Ms. Larson in some capacity. There’s no doubt in my mind.
And yet Anon, you haven’t gone away yet. You continue to address me, you must like me, you really like me…and yes I am laughing at you, its so easy.
You cant change a tart into a silk purse I don’t care how well you dress it, ah, her. First Lady, LOL is this on her back or her knees?
So, suck it up sweetie, and if you don’t know how, ask Sarah, she’s a pro, its her special skill. I don’t expect anything from you, and unlike you I am not disappointed. For more details, read my last post to you, thanks, much love.You like me, you really like me. ROTFLMAO
By the way, if you irritated me, half as much as I appear to irritate you, I’d ignore you, why don’t you, I wont be offended. Really, I wont. Seriously…try it…come on… and take what’s her name with you…ROTFLMAO
That video was quite funny, I never really thought that “fairy” thing was real. They totally admitted the the airheadedness of SL. Tommy is no where as cool as Clooney. I’m glad someone posted that, it brings out the reality of this article.
My earlier point was that if I was with my x bf, I would stop obsessing about Clooney, saving Stan’s address to write him, and stop caring who he dates.
I didn’t mean to offend, I could of written that I have made up with my x boyfriend. My x boyfriend was the main reason I never jumped in that elevator with GC. I thought to myself, I’m not in love with George Clooney, the only reason I liked him was because he looks like my x, and I don’t officially know George Clooney. I have actually now, lost almost all interest in George Clooney. I’m sick of his attitude, girlfriends, and the negative stories about him being a “piggy.” I think moving on his healthy. He’s just one of those guys who will pull their money around to get what he wants, a plain looking, easy going, and dumb waitress.
Oh, I’m not worried if Julie watches my show, I doubt if she has cable, weird that she thought of me in those positions, that’s scarey.
I used to literaly run to the tv whenever they had anything on about George Clooney, now I could careless, I actually want to roll my eyes. I’m glad I moved on to a real man and not some fake fantasy guy.
I never said SL moved to Vegas for GC, that was a stupid twist of words from a magazine that said she watched one of the Oceans movies in Washington. My comment was that it didn’t matter if it was GC, any rich rock guy would of done. What was Quentice’s story about Dave Navarrow and SL? He heard a rumor in earlier an earlier post. Your welcome Quentice, anytime.
It’s weird how people’s opinions have changed on here, one time Anon was putting SL down (scroll up to earlier posts), so no Molly, he’s not someone that actually knows her. Now he’s defending her and actually likes her. Weird, I think we all need to move on from SL and GC, he’s not the man we thought he was. After reading all of this, I think the womanizing statements are true. He admits in an article that he would never run for public office because he’s done too many drugs and slept with too many women. If GC did run for office, SL would only be considered Monica Lewinsky in the end.
George needs to get a grip, he’s not this great awesome guy that claims he wants to make a difference in the world. He’s more of a sleazy guy that picks up women at bars/strip clubs/movie sets. Seriously folks, 5’8 or 5’9
very thin build, not so hot. I thought his personality showed a very humorous side to him, but now seems to me that he is a joker that doesn’t want to grow up. It looks like SL is here to stay. So when STFU called SL a nameless paper bag, his point was it could of been any girl with the look that George liked, and then that paper bag as he put it would have been on tv.
lsweetie — different people can post as ‘anon’ (i actually believe i have to explain this, so i will– ‘anon’ is short for ‘anonymous’) and often do, so you are not accurate to attribute ALL the earlier posts by anon to me. glad you are over your Clooney obsession. as has been oft repeated, he’s just a guy. don’t be too hard on him.
molly — your one-note posts are boring and repetitive. everything you say is no better than libelous gossip, the favorite activity of spinster aunts, and the old and infirm with time on their hands. i seriously doubt you are as young as you claim, because your mindset is not very free-spirited or generous, which would be more typical of youth. your not-very-original folksy phrasing and gutter talk leads me to believe you are more likely driving around in your flame-painted Camero, letting rip with beer-tainted farts every five seconds, while paying tribute to your favorite singer, johnny cash, with an off-key rendition of ‘i walk the line’. and your best friend is in the back seat getting a hand job.
or, perhaps you are a 300-lb. Ohio farm hand, who loves nothing more than to spend Saturday nights online, looking for love or trashtalk (while pleasuring yourself).
either way, i find you grotesque in heart, mind, and spirit.
casey — think what you will. no comment.