From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)

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FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny.  You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not.  I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could.  I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with.  No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON.  She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney
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If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues.  There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil.  Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.

I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively.  Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art.  Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment.  If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool.  I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks.  This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit.  That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it.  Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck.  Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time.  It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island.  The message said Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer.  I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere.  Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“.  No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically.  Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation.  I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery.  I’ve known her since she was 10.

sarah-covington.jpg The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior.  The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book.  You may be thinking, Damn!  That’s fucked up.  I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse.  Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago.  If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne.  That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now.  When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode.  That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes!  If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute.  Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner.  Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college.  We even lived in the same house at one point.  She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well.  We’ve been on road trips.  Now everyone is so fascinated with her.  I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal?   What the fuck do you really want to know?  She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington.  A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove.  When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.

The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip.  I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her.  I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular.  It was insane.  I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation.  I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line.  It was a little shady right off the bat.  I got questions like Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was aman eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit.  I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend.  I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further.  Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards.  That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically.  Fuck it!  It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway.  I’m spilling my guts here instead.  In my own forum and in the appropriate context.  I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.

I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away.  Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters.  She also has a little brother and a step dad.  Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man.  It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease.  I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03.  This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline.  It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.

There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years.  Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it.  Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now.  It’s true.  Their relationship started in High School.  Our high school was fucked up too.  You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us.  I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all.  I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.

Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts.  When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts.  Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc.  I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were.  The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip.  We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise.  It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from.  The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer.  The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.

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This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour.  It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night.  Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day.  That brings me to a quick point.  Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be.  Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent.  She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her.  Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her.  I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her.  She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot.  The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down.  We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then.  It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life.  Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!”  will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank.  She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty.  This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.

Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable.  She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself.  This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time.  If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her.  If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.

Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level.  Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened.  She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him.  Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head,  Sarah!”  It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore.  Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.

A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery.  It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans.  There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house.  It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason.  A far cry from a Venice Coctail partySarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us.  She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc.  but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it.  Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone.  General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit.  It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it.  If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over.  She eventually moved out.  She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed.  Her powers didn’t work on me.  She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her.  She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have.  You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.

Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved.  There was a garage turned dance studio there.  Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy.  She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments.  Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time.  There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner.  She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way.  If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways.  I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations.  Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends.  I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady.  I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better.  Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but  they were definitely innappropriate.  I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her.  I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her.  It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times.  If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple.  It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.

Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now.  Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine.  They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that.  At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house.  This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in.  This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well.  This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there.  I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.

I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years.  We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS.  Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it.  He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard.  The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation.  The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up.  I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were.  She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior.  My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah.  “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.”  Whatever.  That’s a random things that some women decide.  Don’t guess when you started dating ever!  You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads.  Same thing when you break up.  If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“.  It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first.  That way they can always say that you knew about it.  The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it.  My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day.  I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually.  Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty.  They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of.  My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house.  Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone.  I don’t know maybe they didn’t.  Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality.  Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.

This was all around 2001.  From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following.  Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”.  Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship.  The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her.  That’s what happens.  It’s your first serious relationship.  I got fucked over myself, it’s logical.  Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions.  Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly.  I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too.  He blocked it once and she hurt her self.  She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool.  She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner.  He kicked her to the curb.  The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.

Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph.  I met him twice, I think.  I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time.  He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting.  They moved to Vegas.  Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after.  She actually wins after that guy basically carries her.  Here’s where some debate comes into play.  The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“.  Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking.  How would he know?  Sorry but it’s true.  If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now.  I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway?  A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing.  I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show.  The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone.  Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed.  From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring.  Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too.  That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.

With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?”  being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma.  I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything.  I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen.  It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone.  Maybe nobody has asked her anything.  Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen.  She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas.  I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit.  Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling.  She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with.  Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was.  Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that.  Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted.  She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby.  It’s not that interesting.  What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it.  I say, “Good luck in the game?”  I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will.  If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public.  At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself.  Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen.  If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“.  If anyone knows that, it’s the media.

Dead C

2,695 thoughts on “From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)

  1. Charly,

    Don ‘t you think your comments to me and to STFU were needlessly hard and cruel? With your cultural background, surely you can be more undertanding and lenient of others viewpoints? The thing that I don’t understand is why more people on this board do not agree with you that SL is a ‘classy’ gal. I heard she has two brain cells — one in each cheek. Anyway, don’t take the easy way out and jump all over STFU. Try to be more understanding??

    Thanks!
    J.

  2. i think the big issue is that people who are in hollywood know way more than the general on movies stars and their habits. by now, insiders in hollywood know more about the real sarah, and george than they truly want to know. it is that kind of town. entertainment industry is very small in ways you cannot imagine.

    so while george may can fool the public, he is not fooling insiders, not to mention probably has p*ss off a great many people over the years. when that happens they pick an opportune moment and start punching. i believe this is the case of clooney. if shut the fuck sounded off like that, and he is a hollywood insider, he knows way more than what is here.

    no, it was extreme how it was done, but with what is happening right now in the entertainment industry, and etc.. there are some people who are fed up with the bs.

    george while others really like his movies, or him it does not take away the fact he has pulled this shtick so much, that people are over it.

    george does need to wake up. sarah will hook up with another fish when this contract runs out. george in my honest opinion is in a very serious mental breakdown mode, and mid life crises . he is flipping out, and it shows. i do agree also that since sarah has came on the scene, she is more dangerous for him than arsenic, and cyanide together.

    …then again this may be the only thing that will make george get his head together. it is obvious he has thrown caution to the wind when it comes to sound decisions. anyone with half a brain can see that. i just can’t get over the statement that his publicist is gay! can anyone verify this? that might be a big key to this mess. JMHO………GOOD DAY!

  3. ok, s.t.f.u., got me to leave a comment. What are you an ex bf of GC? Sounds like your pretty pist that he’s not you. Stan Rosenfeld Gay? ha ha Hey, I’m the first to admit, I’m so sick of seeing SL’s face with GC. Why can’t he just dump her or leave her at home? I do really think he’s with her, cause she has no brain or mind of her own, she just waits around for him all day, so she can enjoy the limelight of having her pic’s taken. Did you see the lastest TMZ gossip, Kid Rock, Detroits biggest scanky, garbage smelling loser, yes he’s one of my friends neighbors, tries to talk to GC, and he just ignores him. But SL, just laughs and tries to get her face in the camera. I’ll tell you what an attention whore SL is, yes I’m being mean so sue me. From a very valuable industry source, when that whore went on fear factor, she tried to get with the host of the show, just to try to get famous, even though she was on the show with her Fiance. I’m just saying GC can do WAY better. He hasn’t got sick of her yet? I can’t believe a hotter want-a-be starlet hasn’t jumped on him yet, and proved her bedroom skills better then his current, aka paper bag as s.t.f.u puts it, too funny :) I don’t think SL has diseases, we all know those industry girls when they get approched by rich older men use condoms when they have sex with them for money/gifts. I’m kidding, I have no proof of that, but hot girls out there do get propositioned all the time, and who is the say she hasn’t taken the bait yet. When I seen GC at the Oceans 13 premiere in Vegas, he looked so skinney and small, I wish I did get my chance to approach him. I would never go in public with him, but I would of liked my chance to be with him. Even though I look the way I do, I would try to be a valuable partner, not just a loaf waiting for pic to be taken. He needs an equal partner, if he cares so much about Dafer, shouldn’t he want an intelligent partner that will fight with him? My question is, is GC bi? We all know he was with an exotic dancer from the speramint rhino in LV a few months before he met SL. Are all the extra’s and waitresses upset that they were just a pumping hole while he lets his latest nobody get in pictures, and her face in people. Are they upset that he pretty much used them and then seems like he is putting real effort into this latest conquest. I want him with someone smart as well as sexy, someone who is not about being an attention whore, but someone who honestly and whole heartedly cares for GC, and isn’t about being a pubicity stunt. I seen Michael Clayton it was ok, the end was quite funny. But people don’t look at him the same as long as he’s with that attention seeking want-a-be. Your right, s.t.f.u., his real friends should tell him to find a better option. By the way, I’m here, jk. When am I going to meet my sexy, athletic, rich, and charming personality prince to sweep me off my feet?

  4. A lot of people attack Charly on here and, even though I don’t necessarily agree with her either, I have to admit that if I was on French website trying to post comments, I would be totally fucked. Basically it’s an easy and irrelevant point to make. Her English obviously isn’t the best, but that’s not why I brought it up.

    I brought it up simply to mention that I can understand her comments much more easily than I can read anything that L Sweetie has posted. You have got to be the most illiterate person that I’m ever become aware of. Trying to decipher the shit you post is mind numbing. It feels like something is burrowing into my brain. I wouldn’t get ahead of myself with comments about intelligence. Typos are one thing but these aren’t typos.

    You might want to spell check because nobody’s going to be able to understand or even care where you are coming from, it just makes them want to shoot themselves in the face. There isn’t even any energy left to point out your endless contradictions.

    You sound like a fucking mail order bride catalog:

    I like man strong. My body sexy and very bootafill. I am most smarter of most ladies.

    *kisses*

  5. for those who haven’t seen Ms. Larson’s goods….

    I think this is what’s got some people riled up! Or perhaps merely riled, just not up! She certainly doesn’t do anything for me!

    http://mavrixonline.com/mavrixonline/2007/10/clooneys_girl_goes_commando.html

    Girlie, could you please put on yer panties and stop posing for crotch baring pics! My eyes, my eyes, someone please poke out my eyes!!!

    Shit, I could have gone another 50 years without seeing that crap!

    George, grow the fuck up and get over yourself. Find a gal that won’t be an embarrassment. And don’t dare get up in front of a room full of press and tell anyone else what the fuck they should be doing.

    You’ve lost all cred with me!

  6. Julie :

    Metaphor : you push a bit the cork far = you exaggerate a little

    Sentence that I do think exaggerated in the STFU comment towards to GC and SL : <>.

    It is a serious accusation, in my country you can meet in front of a court when you declare such accusations, we call it defamation… a trial libel ?

    C.

  7. L sweetie,

    Just read your post that included George’s height and weight.

    Sorry don’t know his weight (especially since he’s lost so much weight recently) but I’ve been less than two feet away from him (I’m 5 6″ and had on two inch heels) and I still had to look up to meet his eyes, which I did since he looked right at me as he passed me. And yes, he did smile. Just a friendly hi, how ya doing smile – nothing smarmy. :-)

    So he’s got to be at least 5′ 11″

    Lately his choices seem to indicate he may be “small in character” but he’s not so small in stature.

    Just needed to clear that up.

  8. charly — kiss my ass.

    lsweetie — spelling is not your strong suit. but at least you are honest about what you want. some young girls will sleep with a guy for a louis vuitton handbag. how cheap is that? someone i know (wealthy, in his 40s) has about five girlfriends, the oldest of which is 21 (they all think they are the only ‘one’). the guy’s driver makes the deliveries…$2,000 handbags or whatever else the girls ask for. he told me he will never marry any of them. said he’s been there done that. it’s disgusting, but he doesn’t see it that way. the reality is, hollywood talks a good game, but up close and personal, it isn’t always pretty. i have no idea about SL, other than that she seems to enjoy the limelight.

  9. I think George is losing it. This Sarah brings out the worst in him. The problem is clearly him though. She’ll jump through whatever hoops he wants her to. He gets off on that, having a SERVANT. Maybe he really does hate women. Someone did a horoscope on him, a real one, with his birthchart and it shows he has a deep seated contempt for women. He likes airheads that will act like idiots, he gets a rush off it. Notice how he gets on well with Arabs and macho types. He doesn’t respect women. I have lost all respect for him. He is really an angry frustrated man and he is losing his looks and his star power, so he has to these lesser beings around him to kiss up to him.

    I believe Sarah is a gold digging ho. She’s like all these loser types that want something for nothing. Really just symptomatic of her generation of empty souled greedy selfish self absorbed money grubbing leeches that don’t know who they are and don’t care as long as they can shop and mug and will do anything for five bucks as long as a camera’s on them. Sickening fall of the republic. Whores of Babylon to be sure.

  10. Shut up, Charly! The only thing you don’t like about my posts is that I am right. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Let’s see. What happened in the news just today??? Oh, that’s right. He got all diva about someone from TMZ who was tipped off to follow him with a video camera by his own publicist, Stan. Let’s not forget who’s fueling TMZ. Oh, shit!! That’s right. TMZ is fueled by Warner … as in Time Warner-AOL … the same conglomerate that fuckin’ OWNS WARNER BROS. And hmmmmmmmm. Wait a minute? Who was the studio that just put out “Michael Clayton” who is also the parent to George’s production company? Yeah!!! WARNER BROTHERS. You think this shit is for real??? What side of the bread is your fuckin’ butter on? Oh, Charly just butters the crust and saves the soft squishy middle for her happy time when she sits down to tune into TMZ on Fox nightly where she gets her daily dish of truth. Shut the fuck up!! Just like my name says.
    I know more about this spin and you’re just upset that I ruined you fantasy. What I say is hardcore truth. And the truth is that Stan is push pushing George to go the distance so this current movie of his can grab the possible Oscar ’cause they sure as hell don’t have the budget left to ADVERTISE no more. But one outlet the studio DOES have is TMZ ’cause they fuckin’ OWN IT!!! Now shut the fuck up!
    George is obviously feeling the heat from all sides. He was nervous and agitated as hell after his accident, especially sitting down on Letterman. He’s had to humor the hell out of his publicist whose suggested he been seen with a “regular” woman to make people curious. So George reached into his grab-bag and pulled out exactly that … a bag. Something to catch his wad at night that they could dress up and pretend she was some little starlet out to wow the world. Notice when the truth started to come out about her, he started walking further and further away from her in photos. But as contracted, he had to keep up the front. Because when you’re promoting your movie, you cannot abandon your tactics. You stick to it and put that smile on your face and kiss babies and wine and dine an attractive woman and make the world know you are everything you say you are. That is until they find out the real truth and question your entire integrity and every move. And then when the shit starts to hit the fan you have the choice to do more yoga and destress or do what George has been doing … go apeshit and drink a fuck of a lot and punch photographers and D-listers and make everyone know your cork is about to blow. ‘Cause he’s just as tired of all this as anyone, but at least he has a bag to blow his wad into at the end of the night. And just as soon as the bottom gets soggy on it and starts to stink out, he will find another. The HOPE is that he finds someone of substance this time instead of trading in his credibility, sanity, kind-heartedness, and true character for a much needed Oscar win. This ho-bag is nothing more than a mirror image of the same crap that’s rolling in and out of his consciousness right now. Love her or diss her … she is a sell-out to hustling her own damn body at bars for the extra cash. She’s hustled her own safety for 25,000 dollars. She’s hustled her image for a few lousey photo ops with a celebrity and no doubt she’ll be hustling again once it’s over and done with. And Clooney can look back on it all and see how he too has been hustled out by EVERYONE to keep the wheels turning. So now you want to call me insane? Wanna convince me that I’M the one in need of help? GEORGE is in need of help. This is the worst kind of swan song if I ever saw one. We’d expect this type of trailer trash type hype from BRITTANY. We’d HATE IT when we see George pulling the same schtick. It doesn’t suit him and neither does this laughable skank with the horrible overbite!
    Could it be that soon we will be hearing that George was found at fault for his accident in N.J. and this was another publicity stunt to counter that verdict? Acting all “safe” and admonishing the photog for endangering others? Sage words from a man who was passing other vehicles on the right side where there wasn’t even a lane, but a burm. He doesn’t exactly have safety in mind while laughing about his hooker flying off his bike while describing it to David on CBS. He doesn’t even call this hooker his girlfriend – the press does, but George has yet to even recall her in speaking by her own frickin’ name.
    If I come off as crass to some of you, it’s only because you cannot handle hard-core truth when it’s served up to you homestyle with a side of turd. It’s enough to make anyone angry that I’ve pissed in their breakfast Cheerios. But don’t go acting like it ain’t there. It is and it sucks and I ain’t eatin’ it so don’t go acting like everyone else should be eating those same pissy Cheerios. It’s just fact, okay? Time to toss ’em Cheerios out and a fresh bowl. Problem is, George ain’t doing that. Some of us aren’t schooled by idiot-box political correctedness in a society that tries to gloss over it’s own hypocrisies. Notice, too, that I mentioned that I myself am gay, for those of you light-hearted lillies that believe I’ve gone mental and am putting down homosexuals. I know how the gears grind, if you know what I mean, and I sincerely think George is taking it up the ass from Stan because Stan knows at this point that he is a puppet master with a hand shoved up George’s hole. He will do what he says when he wants even if that means kissing babies or going OUT TO DINNER EVERY GODDAMN night in Armani clothes to satiate the palates of those who have been trained to see him as classy, cool, calm, level-headed. Only that George’s tastes still aren’t completely refined and he’s like a cranky 3 year old who wants to get the fuck out of his Church clothes already. I almost don’t blame him, as believe it or not, I don’t care for fists up my ass either. But he could always fire Stan. Doing so during Oscar campaigning could prove fatal, so therefore we aren’t going see much improvement. But hey, we’ll just gloss that over with a night out to dinner with Stan and give each other a few chummy slaps and hugs before crawling into our respective cars, muttering about what an asshole the other one is.

    Julie – thanks for the shout out! I am actually not insulted or bruised or battered by anyone’s seeming attack on me. Not even DeadC. ‘Cause he may have started in on or touched upon the truth in creating this article. But I am taking it all the way into the inzone and that’s bothersome to a few. Why? Because raw truth always requires razor sharp teeth to wolf it down. Some got ’em, some don’t. I can be a person’s best friend and advocate or their worst nightmare in terms of criticism but one thing I ALWAYS am is Honest. That’s a quality people MISS in looking for GOOD friends. Your friends aren’t those licking your bumhole when they could possibly get a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it part in your movies. A good friend is one who tells you you’re not doing so hot in representing yourself. Honest to a fault, I may be even. Yes, George is making mistakes and people make them, but where are his friends and family when they should be smackin’ the shit out of him right now for these bad moves he’s made? That ain’t love. That’s just glossing it over. Just like Hollywood glosses it all in sugar-coated stink.
    Tell me I am wrong.

  11. diane — i am not so sure what SL is, possibly just someone ‘in love’ (remember how little you knew at age 28?), and certainly someone who has shown poor judgment in the way she displayed herself in some of the videos, etc. she may or may not have a ‘raunchy past’ as some headlines claim. some of the photos/vids do titillate, but that could also be for show. i for one will likely never know what to make of this GC SL hookup. but i share your appall and concern for the downfall of the republic. that it’s happening seems to me to be fairly clear. the story i told about the middle aged guy who sleeps with girls half his age, and for nothing more than designer handbags, is absolutely true. these are not ‘bad girls’ from the wrong side of the tracks either. at least as far as i know, there are probably some who are from decent families. men not respecting women? pftttt. that’s a given. i struggle every day to even get myself understood, let alone respected. are these girls (the 21 year olds who take trinkets for sex) representative of their generation? according to one shopkeeper i spoke to (owns a ritzy lingerie shop), it’s far worse than i think. whores and drug users all. how did it come to this? this is a nutty time, if you ask me. safe to say, some time ago, we lost our way.

  12. I agree with From1girl2u, I would love to see GCin a kick ass action movie. So many of his recent movies have been so boring I turn them off within the first 30 minutes. A perfect example is “Fail Safe” , by the time I was done advancing to the next scene to try and find something interesting it was over. But that is just my opinion, heck I liked him in “Batman”.

    As far as SL is concerned, I think it is time for her to growup and use that degree she earned. I have known many girls who have put themselves through school pole-dancing or stripping because it is in the evening and the money is good. I don’t know how it works for pole-dancers, but strippers pay the clubs so that they can dance, they earn their money on tips alone.

    As far as this GC SL relationship (and I use the term relationship losely) I don’t know for sure who is using who. GC is certainly keeping his name in the papers since he meet her, though it seems lately not for the good. In the last few months since he has meet her he looks like he has aged at least 10 years. Time for them both to grow up.

    I watched that latest video about the pap and it was so funny when the one guy told the other one to apologize to George. ILMAO By the way GC put himself in danger by stopping in the street and then he didn’t even look to see if there was a car coming before pulling away. GC you could get hit by a car doing that. I did however notice this was the first time SL didn’t smile for the cameras she just sat on the bike like a good little girl while daddy cused at the bad paps. Stay tuned for more of “Young and the Reckless”.

    Okay so I had fun with my last paragraph; couldn’t help myself the video was funny. At least he didn’t give them his famous one finger salute like he did Fabio.

  13. P.S. Charly
    You my dear obviously don’t know anything about internet laws within the United States. In terms of blogsites where people can leave their OPINIONS, yes opinions, anything goes because there simply are NO LAWS REGARDING BLOGSITES. It’s an evil, yes, but it’s also one area where freedom of speech is indeed FREE. It means that technically anyone can call themselves an author or an expert and there’s controversy in that, too, for obvious reasons. But my friend, it’s also lovely to for once hear from the general masses and see that not all of us agree with the spoon-fed bullshit we’ve been served up by radio, tv, and newspapers. So get your greencard gal and feel the freedom. Until my opinion is regulated, I am perfectly entitled just as you are to leave it. And that I did. But I didn’t speak of anything other than what my own eyes have seen because I, honey, DON’T gloss over the truth. I ain’t adjusting no truth, and neither should you, fan or not.

  14. Dead C-

    Thanks for keeping the comments section up. It is a wonderful source of entertainment and sociology. I agree that although STFU’s post was, uh, interesting, saying Sarah was diseased and blaming it on her dad was low.
    Thanks for reminding everyone she’s just a person, who has her own life, even if most people may not agree w/ the choices she’s made, or question her motives for being w/ George Clooney.

    Why does everyone blame Sarah for GC’s behavior? Do people think she’s telling him to yell at Fabio or tell off pap’s? She seems to be mostly a bystander in all of it. Perhaps he is angry because he really, truly loves Sarah and knows she’s taking a beating from the general public, and is just acting out?

    As to remarks on his mental health/substance abuse, while his curious behavior at the restaurant makes one wonder, I don’t think Sarah is the cause of it. Perhaps a symptom, but since he seems to have a preference for women who are, um, sexually uninhibited or linked to jobs where they trade on their looks/sexuality, she is pretty much par for course, plus she fits his physical type. Brunette w/ long legs. TMZ.com had a slide show on his fondness for brunettes a month ago. It was pretty funny.

    Must admit the whole “Fabio” incident had me laughing for a week. When things were getting down, I’d read the blurbs on it to cheer me up, and shared it w/ several friends. I would pay good money to see the aging romance novel cover boy and aging movie star-duke it out, bitch slap, throw insults, or however it is Hollywood Pretty boy’s fight. God, that would be great. Perhaps in another 5 yrs they will both be on the Surreal Life, and finish off the fight.

    The Fabio incident pretty much confirmed what Rahleigh, ex-studio slave said about him drinking. It doesn’t sound like the actions of a sober person. Lately he comes across as angry all the time. That’s sad, because from the outside view he seems to achieved all that he wanted to career wise, and he has his friends, famiy, and Sarah.

    Rahliegh, ex-studio slave if your still checking this board, any more thoughts or insights you’d like to share?

    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

  15. Interesting in that the video of him leaving Ago on TMZ, George was paying no mind whatsoever to Kid Rock while Sarah was lagging behind him as usual laughing charmingly at Kid’s comments. Oh, she’s got stars in her eyes. Perhaps she’ll soon be out of her contract and into the arms of Tommy or Kid. Only time will tell. In the meantime, she’s had yet another photo op sitting alone on the back of a bike looking stupid.

  16. To say that Sarah was a bystander and not responsible for GC’s recent behavior I find it not exactly true. She might not whisper in his ear to act out in public the way he has but she certainly loves the attention when he does. Just like any guy trying to impress a girl, he has to show how bad he is and what a big shot he can be to send a message to all the so-called nay sayers proving to them and trying to convince himself that he can be in an actual relationship. The problem with that is the relationship he is (forced?) in turned out to be the worst thing he could have ever done. I would think that if you try to set your client up in a PR motivated career boosting relationship you would do a background check, excuse me, a THOROUGH background check. So now not only WAS he trying to impress a girl but now he has to make sure her past doesn’t smack him right in the face on the red carpet or outside some fancy restaurant. Again, does he not believe in eating in sometimes? I would if I found out the person I’m with isn’t exactly up to par. God, I’m just waiting for the day that some reporter or camera crew other then the Warner Bros. affiliated TMZ would just ask, ambush, bumrush him about these infamous photos of the girlfriend his people tried to pass off as another aspiring actress. I guess they thought the Fear Factor thing would be a significant amount of information for the public and nobody would dig any deeper. Yeah, right!! Even the people in the U.K. picked up on the photos, seriously can you say, Stan your FIRED?!

    I also saw the TMZ show where they showed just a few of the women GC has passed his DNA in through the years. SL, although fits the brunette type for GC, is definitely ordinary compaired to those few they showed and I don’t think she has long legs. It’s just the heels when she wears them.

    Anyway you look at it and the way ShutTheFuckUp puts it, this whole situation is a sad state of affairs for GC. He’s going through a mid-life crisis with some 28 year old tart who likes to show her ass, he’s losing his mind, can’t make a hit movie to save his life and now it’s clear to a lot of people that GC is the one going bat shit crazy and nobody including family and his so-called friends are willing to intervene. WTF?

  17. Well if you really wanted to know, my new mouse ate a lot of my words, so the last message I wrote wasn’t the best. I have three degrees if you wanted to insult my intelligence. Thanks…sorry I had better things to do then to proof read my comments.
    STFU, if the GC and SL relationship is a contracted arrangement, then when will it end?

    To, justwannapokeoutmyeyesdamit!, that is weird, I swear he looked 5’8” 145 to me. I’m 5’2″, and I had 2.5 inch sandels on that night, and he looked 5’8″ or 9″ about 145 lbs. I know he had spinal surgery, and he was still recovering, maybe that had something to do with it. I wish I got as close to you as 2 feet away, but I was about 10 feet away from him.
    We all have our guilty pleasures, mine is reading this web-site and posting stupid comments and reading the latest TMZ gossip. Oh the kid rock thing was on entertainment tonight, not TMZ.
    I think if Stan Rosenfeld wanted to improve GC’s image, he would have him and possiblely SL give out toys to charity at X-mas time. That is just my opinion. I really have to stop posting comments when I’m half asleep or I’ll get the DeadC police against me. I admit, proof reading and trying to type my thoughts are not my strong points…sorry!

  18. STFU :

    I speak about this phrase you post towards GC and SL :

    ****Perhaps that explains your choices in women. You only seem to want the ones who are already diseased*****

    It doesn’t appear in my post , the phrase was inbetween the

    This is not an opinion, this phrase is more than that..

    For the rest, I have nothing to say, you have your opinion, right, I agree with that and I respect this.

    C.

  19. yah, Starsinksy,
    people who are happily in love in fulfilling relationships often are angry and drunk, you’re right. thanks for pointing out what a sweet angel SL is, and how in love with her GC is… um…yeah. STFU is right on, and you need to get some razor sharp teeth to start chowing down on reality like he says…

  20. To STFU or iradouchebag or whatever your nicknames:
    George Clooney may have many problems but you need a break and to take advise from a psychiatrist.
    To DeadC. I don’t understand your limits to freedom of speech on this blog.
    So, racist comments are not allowed. Good! But slanderous ones that are made by a person who obbiously is crazy , are the allowed?
    Why? Just for fun? A non so subtle way of revenge?

  21. Haven’t posted in a while, just got tired of the endless nonsensical ranting…!!! I have no idea who you are STFU but I’m glad the only connection we share is virtual because I think you’re insane. Charly I’m amazed you remain so good natured in the face of such unwarranted malice and as far as I’m concerned France’s privacy laws are far in advance of ours (I’m British) and should set an example to others. They protected Johnny Depp when his daughter was seriously ill in hospital and I’m sure he was grateful for that as anyone would be. Just watched the pap video of George getting angry on TMZ. To be fair he said he has no problem being papped, that he never stops people papping him but that his issue was with them driving recklessly to get the shot, because they nearly knocked him off. I thought he seemed shaken more than angry and having come off not so long ago – with a passenger, which is doubly worse because you are ultimately responsible for another’s life – my sympathy is with him. It’s more than a fair point and let’s face it, not at all a moot one given the Lady Diana crash and countless other incidents. I work as a photographer and I think a vital part of the job is knowing when to put the camera down. As for Sarah and her life before George… she can make money taking her clothes off and dancing if she wants to and if people want to pay her for it then I don’t have a problem with that either, I’m actually more shocked at the prudery on this site. Her father’s illness is sad, no one should die because their sexual orientation is towards adults of the same sex, it would have been tough on her in ways we can’t possibly imagine and she is in no way tainted because of it, to suggest so is rancid in the extreme. So George isn’t going to do what all good liberal sons of all good liberal parents are supposed to do i.e. marry the next Hilary Clinton etc etc so what? yawn, yawn… I think he’s a committed humanitarian and passionate about making the world a better place and perhaps when you’re really into that and making films you care about, it doesn’t leave you much time for anything else, including relationships. I think it’s cool that he gets so passionate about things other people seem inured to. It’s also worth remembering that what you write says more about who you are than it does about anyone else. I’m actually thinking that maybe this is all a big wind up and I’m mad for responding in seriousness because some of the views on here are surely someone’s idea of a big joke (though not always a funny one). Dead C you are actually a funny guy and a fair moderator of posts I’d say.

  22. Now that I think about, who are you to put me down DeadC…As if I really wrote, “I like man strong. My body sexy and very bootafill. I am most smarter of most ladies.”

    Do you make up stories? Or did someone else post that?

    I have friends that are authors, and they complain to me that I am a bad writer. They are actually angered that I type fast and have a hard time expressing my thoughts on my paper without mistakes. I had a friend send me back an email saying…” they are” is written “they’re”, don’t write “there” if you mean “they’re.” I actually tried to write the word supposed, and on paper it came out as exposed. It’s funny when I think about it. But I am not a professional writer like yourself, and the only time that I have written anything in the past 3 years are blogs and emails. I’m sorry I don’t measure up to your standards in writing comments on your website. I did try very hard in school, and I am sure I have ADD and dyslexia, so it is harder for me to write comments that are organized and proofread. It is also hard for me to read the 100s of post that have been written on here. But I try my hardest.

    If anyone cares, this is a forum chat where anyone can leave comments, and some people enjoy the dish, lol. I was just saying it seems GC wants a girl that could just pick up and leave her (vegas) life to sit around and wait for him to come home, for he could take them out to dinner for publicity photos.

    So what am I supposed to copy and paste this comment, have it spell checked, print it out, then take it to the local community college and have an experience tutor proofread it? (I tried to copy and paste, it took a long time, thanks it was a waste of time, my mouse is broke)

    I haven’t written anything that would be graded in over 4 years, but it’s hard for me to organize my thoughts, have what I am thinking to sound understandable on paper, and proofread my comments effectively. I understand where you are coming from, my author friend says the same thing about the emails I send him.

    I’m saying that I don’t think SL is on the same level as GC, as least what GC is claiming to be. He claims that he is really in politics and saving the world, which is great. Why isn’t he with a girl that has the same passions? If GC is that commited to saving the world, then why doesn’t he spend some of his 53 millions that he made from Oceans 13 on helping good causes? I am not putting down SL intelligence. I just think she doesn’t appear to share the same world views and passions as GC. It seems to me that SL is a trophy girlfriend that isn’t offering George much in the intellectual stimulation department as she is in the physical stimulation department.

    I have never put down people here for their spelling mistakes or grammer mistakes, and I don’t expect to have put downs for mine. Obviously writing well is not at all one of my assets.

    I would like to see George spend some of his money on good causes instead of just dinners and drinks with SL.

    I also wanted to ask STFU if he was jealous that GC is not with him?
    The computer screwed up my last post.

    Don’t insult my intelligence, you don’t know me, you just know that I have poor writing skills, which I admit, and being that you are an author it angers you greatly, and I understand that.

    My opinion of SL has worsen in the many months that she has been with GC. She seems like an airhead, and when I found out that she tried to get with the fear factor host while she was engaged, I really began to really discredit her real reasons for being with GC. I do think he deserves better.

    Hey, since you actually read my posts, How tall is Sara Larson???

    What is her bachelor in science concentrating in?

    I think Charly did a great job in writing her comments. I understand it’s harder for people with language barriers or learning disabilities to write comments that people understand.

  23. well, i COMPLETELY agree with GC’s outburst about the paps. he should have kicked someone’s ass that day, imho. that particular incident doesn’t seem to me to have anything to do with a mid-life crisis. it’s based on a simple reality, which is that these guys endanger lives. they are accidents waiting to happen. where i live, i see them all the time. if they are in a car, they are almost always wreaking havoc on whatever street they are on. the other day, one of them nearly rear ended the car in front of him in his rush to pull out of his parking spot to follow someone. i watched him do this. someone is going to have to slap some major lawsuits on the appropriate media outlets to put a stop to this, because it’s only a matter of time before someone gets killed. it’s difficult, if next to impossible, to get help quickly enough when you need it (if you are being hounded), so something has to be done to persuade the paps to behave more responsibly. so i don’t see this outburt as any sign of a meltdown really. in fact, i’d say it’s fairly typical that as one ages, personal limits get set as to what one is willing to overlook. one tends to want to fight back. yes, paps and celebrities go hand in hand, but he did make a point of stating that he supported their first amendment rights to take his photo, and that his objection had to do with the laws they were breaking. for all the ‘power’ that comes with being a celebrity, seems to me there is plenty that GC and others cannot control. i mean, look at this gossip site. my god. and STFU is right, we have tremendous leeway to speak our minds. im this instance, this is not about a privileged, wealthy actor whining…it’s a safety issue. i appreciate that he said something. someone needs to rein their pap asses in. the paps are totally out of control.

  24. Diane, Julie, Angel, & STFU

    Excellent insights! I saw the interview that he gave on “Entertainment Tonight” about his motorcycle scare with the paparazzi. I was completely blown away at how off kilter he appeared. I don’t know if there is something going on health wise or if it is a midlife crisis but something is not right with this man. I also thought how sad and pathetic Sarah looked sitting on the back of his bike–like some obedient dog devoid of any real emotion or personality. I just can’t detect any real warmth between these two. Of course I’m just an observer. One thing is for sure though–there is no way in hell that I would be back on a motorcycle with GC! I just feel that this man is not in his right mind, right now! He may be pressing his luck. He did not appear very steady on his motorcycle at all!

    These are definately strange, sad, and frightening times that we live in.

  25. I’m actually starting to feel a little sorry for her. Charly’s comments make sense. Remarking that SL has and STD or something is not right. The other site is ripping her apart too. I think I would die of humiliation in her shoes right now… Maybe she will take head and stop taking her clothes off. Maybe she’ll sock away some of GC’s spending money so she can land on her feet when he drops her. What if he dumps her now? How hard would that be to get over your broken heart when everyone everywhere is calling you a whore. We should stop the abuse now, and give her a chance to redeem herself

  26. LSweetie-

    Sorry if I hurt your feelings, but my point was basically that if you’re going to use your to attack someone’s intelligence and accuse them of being skanky, the best method probably isn’t to use grammatical errors and to talk about how sexy and good in bed you are and how you will prove it when you get your chance to fuck George Clooney.

  27. “…:sitting on the back of his bike–like some obedient dog devoid of any real emotion or personality…”

    it’s hard on a girl out here in L Lay…yanking on leather straps and giving spankings all day. whew. i think she’s plum tuckered out.

  28. Spirit you state: “As for Sarah and her life before George… she can make money taking her clothes off and dancing if she wants to and if people want to pay her for it then I don’t have a problem with that either, I’m actually more shocked at the prudery on this site.”

    Personally, I don’t care what she did before dating George. But her actions, especially the crotch baring shots, tell us about HER not about us. She obviously has no issue with posing for shots that depict her only sexually. My issue with this – and much of what is found acceptable behaviour now-a-days is that it shows a lack of respect for oneself and the message in the photos depict to me (IMO) a lack of respect for women in general.

    A woman today is able to have as many relationships as she wants without being labeled a whore. I say great. But when women are photographed in the manner that Sarah allowed herself to be photographed, she now became an object. The impression was “here’s a gal that will give you anything you want” see she’s showing you her crotch so you’ll know what you’re getting before you buy. To me then impression being depicted is that of a loose or whore-like woman. That has nothing to do with being prudelike on my part or on anyone else posting here. It goes to show how she is allowing herself to be depicted and displayed, i.e. as a commodity available for purchase.

    If Ms. Larson wants to be depicted in that manner, you are correct, that’s her choice. My issue with George dating her then goes to what he thinks of women. By dating a women who has allowed herself to be depicted as a whore, whether or not she is or not, leads me (and perhaps others) to believe that George thinks of women as whores. To me that says he has a lack of respect for women.

    So then when he gets up in front of a press conference, or does a documentary where he makes statements that he was “shocked and appalled” by the rapes that were inflicted on the women of Darfur by the Janjaweed, I have to pause and say, “WTF?” The guy who dates porn stars and now women who have no issue posing for crotch-baring shots and he’s suddenly shocked and appalled? There is a disconnect between his actions in his personal life and his statements made as part of his public persona. And to me that’s the same as lying. Like Lindsey Lohan doing a public service announcement for teens to stop smoking then goes up and lights up a fag afterward. No integrity and no honesty = no credibility in my eyes.

    How many women have been forced into porn or duped into it and then have to resort to drugs to be able to live thru it and not blow their brains out? If you are appalled by how women are treated or raped or depicted then why would one date women who are often (especially in those films) depicted in demeaning situations?

    I have to agree with others who have posted here that we seem to have lost some of our moral values. When a women will have sex for a handbag to me, that’s just a cheap whore. What’s a bag cost? Couple hundred? Or even a couple thousand. She gave up sex for money. That what a whore does.

    Ms. Larson is with George. Now, does his paying for her to go see Maroon 5 and probably let her use the private jet constitute payment for services rendered? Or is it just a guy who’s besotted giving his girlfriend some fun? What’s the difference? To me, her past actions speak to her character and perhaps her motivation for this relationship. I don’t think it’s a true relationship – I think, as many have stated – that it’s her chance at fame and if she has to fuck a guy who’s old enough to be her father – oh, well?

    George, who the hell knows what motivates him. I just have issue with his “holier than thou” attitude about things; his getting up on his soapbox and admonishing others and then going out and making decisions in his personal life that I find questionable.

    I’ve said this before – being an ethical person is hard work. It takes a lot of energy. You can’t half-ass it. If he wants to be perceived as an ethical person and then have actual credibility when he speaks on social or political issues, then he has to come from ethical actions.

    Date a women who has made personal choices that are not so ethical and the stink rubs off on whomever dates her. George tells others what they should be doing but is the type that says “Do as I say, not as I do,” then the stink rubs off on her, too.

    On second thought, perhaps they both deserve each other.

  29. I don’t think a few words from strangers will humiliate Sarah Larson. After all, she took off her panties and posed, lets open, licked another woman’s thigh, and helped herself to another woman’s bottom. A few mean words wont phase her.

    I don’t know much about anyone in the group, except for what I see. And in this instance, I see a middle aged man, with a reputed paid party girl, who seems to slowly be unraveling. No, its not Sarah’s fault, Clooney is an adult, and should act like it. Yes, the paparazzi are soulless, but he knew that when he was playing up to them, parading Sarah around. He wanted, in fact encouraged them to take their picture then, but now, NOW he suddenly feels shy. Too bad. You open the can of worms you put them away,

    I think its laughable for anyone to make the excuse that Sarah was young when she made the video. Its was two years ago, and when she hooked up with Clooney she was still working for the same person. At 28, if you’ve learned nothing from your mistake, you never will. But the key, I think, is considering them a mistake. Of all the people who’ve defended Sarah, they seem more bothered then she does. Its her crotch that’s bared, her body being shown, her actions being discussed, and yet, she smiles brightly, beaming for the camera, looking for the camera, hanging onto her much older lover and smirking.

    She might have worked her way through college, if so, its a shame she didn’t use her degree, whatever it is, surely if its worth paying for its better then the alternative of what she was doing before she became George Clooney’s official, public companion.

    I don’t feel sorry for Sarah. She’s not a 18 year old who got drunk on spring break, nor can she used the excuse that she didn’t know what she was doing. She knew the job was dangerous when she took it.

    We are all responsible for our actions. And, if you get the rep for taking photos, legs wide open, no panties, and being paid to spend time with high rollers, or should I say being a favorite on the party circuit its not for your nice smile, pleasing personality and wonderful wit. It appears she’s earned the names she’s being called, rather or not anyone has the right to judge her is another issue entirely.

    She isn’t the only woman in the world who has/have traded her body for money, it doesn’t make her evil it makes her devoid of imagination, but not evil. Nor does it excuse her, as if for some reason her prior bad/distasteful/thoughtless acts deserve to be over looked because she is now with one high roller instead of several. She doesn’t deserve a scarlet A but she certainly doesn’t deserve to be painted as a sweet, innocent girl who was taken advantage of. She clearly isn’t.

  30. For those of you that feel I’ve wrongfully attacked SL in the diseased sense, let me explain something to you all. Sarah’s dad was a gay man, like me. Only that her dad (sadly) died of AIDS. It’s very prevalent in my sexual society … often times because of the levels of promiscuity, unprotected sex, and believe it or not – because I KNOW some gays who are so unhappy with their lives, they actually WANT AIDS. That being said, we don’t know how her dad contracted the disease. We don’t know his lifestyle. But don’t you find it all just a little odd that someone (SL) whose dad for years was in the closet cheats on her mom, comes out, and dies of AIDS goes on in HER OWN LIFE to SELL HERSELF for sexual favors to men who can give her money and things … essentially whoring herself out???? Doesn’t ANYONE see the irony in all this? It’s like a vicious circle that isn’t being broken. You don’t have to be gay to think it’s just a little too fuckin’ weird!!! I practice safe sex with NON QUESTIONABLE partners and my dad DIDN’T die of AIDS. Why isn’t she a little more careful instead of working as a goddamn ESCORT????
    I have to wonder, then, why George is so attracted to women of the promiscuous type, but then PERPETUATES a relationship with a promiscuous woman whose own father died of a deadly sexually transmitted disease??? If you check out a few of the GAY dating websites, you will see that many men openly state they have HIV or other diseases so they can find partners who are OKAY with that and that may have the same disease(s) themselves so they don’t have to worry about infecting their partner. That’s all I was saying. Perhaps George has a few niblets in the giblets. You don’t know he DOESN’T, just like I don’t know that he does. I was speculating. I just find it odd how he gravitates toward VERY questionable women. MAYBE it’s that he’s questionable himself.

    The second thing I want to address is for those of you assholes that actually buy into this tv entertainment “news”. It’s just like the tabloids. ET PAYS FOR STORIES!! How many of you had seen the weeks and weeks and weeks of stories that Mark Steines did on Howard K. Stern DRAMATIZING how he INDEED was baby Dannilynn’s FATHER????? Howard’s family started giving interviews and all ET said was how “only they” had the “exclusive true story”. It was only exclusive because they SOLD a story to them and weeks later it was found that LARRY BIRKHEAD was the goddamn father. Did ET EVER issue a retraction of all their lies?? Did they offer ANY apologies to Anna’s mother who was targeted by ET as being a gold digger? Did they ever go on to say that they didn’t mean to report on the fatherhood BEFORE finding out the DNA results?? NO!! And WHY? Because they’re all SPIN!!! It’s spin, folks!! Those paps outside ET studios during this recent interview?? Those were sent there by TMZ!!! How in the hell would they even know which window in that gargantuan building to point their cameras at if they DIDN’T know beforehand WHO from ET he was going to talk to and which side of the building he’d be in????
    And how about that footage outside his road in Studio City?? Hikers and walkers and bikers are on that road and trail ALL THE TIME!!! People who live in the neighborhood PURPOSEFULLY speed past them all the time because they HATE the hikers, even though there are fucking speed bumps galore that will rip your car up if you go above 15 PRH. George hasn’t been bothered by the paps there for years due to the heavy parking restrictions, police patrols and safety cameras mounted all over his property that alert police to patrol when things seem suspicious. It was completely false and completely unfounded, and yet they broad casted it for people to believe somehow that he IS hounded. Lohan is hounded. Spears is hounded. Hilton is hounded. GEORGE is NOT!! That was a complete set-up. The photos and autographs and smiles and waves outside of Ago, the restaurant in NY, and elsewhere?? SET UP! I have NEVER in FIVE FUCKING YEARS seen ANY paps outside George’s house or on the street that connects to the trails where thousands hike each week! No one has yet to report about he or Terri or anyone else who lives on that street being hounded by the paps.
    Also WHY would Stan Rosenfield contact that Associated Press HIMSELF to tell them of this “story” and of how George was PLANNING on going to ET with it? The Associated Press is a news group who comes TO the story. Unlike ET, they don’t often have people reporting TO THEM!!! In other words, for you few boneheads, STAN SOLD THIS STORY!!! It’s another goddamn PR stunt. Even though George may be right in that the paps are out of control, I DO BELIEVE he concocted this story to COUNTER the pushing, shoving, and insulting stint he did of half-innocent fans in a restaurant last week where Fabio went so far as to put him in his place. I ALSO wouldn’t be at all surprised if we hear in the near future that he was found AT FAULT for driving like an asshole HIMSELF in Jersey where another driving ran into him even though George did NOT have the right-of-way. If you think I am just blowing steam, you wait and see.

    And Susan, we already know you’re family of SL. No one cares for you nor your stupid silly kewpie doll of a whorish relative.

    For anyone who PITIES SL?? You don’t seem to understand she WILLINGLY went to lengths to carry on this myth that she’s his girlfriend for two things: MONEY and “FAME”. You can see in every photo she’s mugging for, even the ones where the paps are supposed to be “hidden’ from her view that this is all for show. Anyone who goes to that length for a PR stunt and is revealed that she’s really just a paid escort deserves to be mocked!!! She thinks all of life is one great big REALITY SERIES. This IS her supposed reality and I don’t feel sorry for a skank who’s not even in love with the man she is boning. I don’t feel any more sorry for her than I do ANY hooker who exchanges sex for money. She MADE that choice. NO ONE forced her to do it, just like no one forced Krista Allen to make roughly 15 pornographic movies. This isn’t a third world country where there aren’t any other jobs to do. And if she willing choices to hook for a living, perhaps she is like one of those pathetic assholes who WANTS to die of venereal disease. You won’t see me shed one tear for the way she’s been torn to shreds over and over and over again.

    L sweetie – you are right. SL is an attention whore and she’s not very discreet about it. Why? Because she obviously has an agreement that allows for a little publicity of her own. It’s a trade off. How long will it continue? That really honestly depends on his “need” for the PR. He needs it badly right now to keep him of the tips of people’s minds for award season. Hopefully it won’t last past this current holiday, but then he will need someone or something to take “her” place. Last year at this time, he wasn’t promoting a movie or vying for an Oscar and his pig died. He did what any normal person does on the holidays … spent time with family and friends. Even if he is lonely, which I do believe he is (hey even married people are lonely) he’d be better off trying to enjoy himself in hopes that he meets someone vicariously and not through a strip club or Vegas hothouse. He’s obviously feeling the heat and pressure from all directions and instead of being honest with himself and where things stand, he’s covering up one sorry story with another. That’s a cure sign of someone hitting rock bottom. The constant drunkenness isn’t helping. In a few interviews, and even the “footage” of him yelling at the paps on/off his bike Friday, his voice even started to break like he was gonna cry. I do feel sorry for him being down, but I don’t feel sorry for him trying to hide it all behind monumental MISTAKES. And Sarah Larson is one great big mistake. She may not be entirely to blame, but having her around is only perpetuating his loneliness. I hope to god he finds true love soon and is rescued from all the web of lies he’s been weaving to make up for a lack of reality. Think about it. He’s “dating” a “reality” tv contestant/escort. There’s NOTHING real about that. Only that it’s really fake and really dumb.

    Lastly, to the dickwad who gets on here to claim how he/she has multiple degrees and does a job in this or that – we all know YOU are the ONLY psychology experiment here. Who in the world that would actually being doing such a complex job with such a supposed affluent background come on here to read about SARAH LARSON?? YOU, my dear are a psychopathic LIAR!

    Have fun shedding a tear for George’s latest scare. Next we will hear him on Letterman (after the strike) laughing about how when he “admonished” the paps, he left his buck-toothed pal on the back of the bike to pick at her fingernails. Ah, the ENTERTAINMENT industry … gotta love it!

  31. I agree.

    I guess the real thing is that George isn’t who he wants us to believe he is. Sarah is getting probably unfair wrath. It’s like your enchantment with him is broken somehow so we blame her. I think she got a lot more than she bargained for. She did look sad and sort of embarrassed. I felt sort of sorry for her too. It’s that “be careful what you ask for” thing. She thinks she’s a player, but now she’s with the king of them. If I were her, I’d get everything I could and emotionally detatch from the trainwreck/maelstrom that is a superstar actor. These people make a living convincing us that that are someone else. Lying with a straight face. Why do we admire this? Why do we admire phonies? There’s a lot of layers of psychosis with George, someone that’s been putting on since he could walk. His dad was famous his aunt was famous, he may not have been rich but he has a hollywood pedigree.

  32. justwannapokeoutmyeyesdamit!

    I say Amen to everything you said. I second those emotions. You can’t get any clearer then that.

    GC can date a woman/women who have bared it for the camera via crotch shots (SL) or soft-core porn (Krista Allen), but would he be so arrogant and say “absolutely not” and draw the line at dating an actual porn star? To me, he might as well go for the full blown sexual fantasy girlfriend and stop playing with amatuers because apparently that’s what he really likes in a woman, uninhibited party girls with nothing going for them but a life of jumping from one star to another looking for their time to shine.

  33. I think there’s hope yet. I think he’s going to meet a new woman who’s going make him want to bow down and worship her. It’s always darkest before the dawn. You can’t completely abandon hope. I don’t think SL is necessarily to blame, but I do think she is reflection of a desperate part of him for love. He will find it and when he does, hopefully soon, it’s going to completely dwarf all the bullshit he’s done will ALL women of his past, including SL. You watch! It’s gonna happen – like magic!

  34. shutthefuckup really SHOULD stfu because his vitriole is based on nothing but the stench coming out of his own blowhole. hot air and nothing else. you claim SL is a paid escort? where’s the proof, dude. there are thousands of women who go to Las Vegas every year seeking fame and fortune, and yes, they wait tables and dance and act sexy around the guys. women lifting up other women’s skirts in Vegas is what goes on there — look at other videos, you see the same behavior by others not named SL!! seen any guys coming out of the wood work saying “i fucked SL and paid her”? no? well, that’s odd, because neither have i. so just where do you get off saying things like that. she did promos for nine.com. acting provocative was part of her JOB?? just maybe?? that doesn’t make her a prossie, you moron, it merely gives her the opportunity. you’re just steamed that GC has it made and that he isn’t taking you home at night, or to his villa in Como. i could put that in far more graphic terms, but i am not going to stoop to your level. actually, to stoop to your level i would have to submerge myself to get below the pond scum fo your diatribes. you claim to know the biz. i take it this means you are one of those 500K per week assistants who works their ass of ten hours a day? well, no wonder you are such an unhappy headcase. as to stan orchestrating GC’s every move, including having him ‘appear’ in LA with SL the next day, give me a break. GC is his own man and decides who he is going to sleep with, not Stan. you act as though you have discovered the Rosetta stone by enlightening us with the ‘news’ that Warner’s owns TMZ. The fact is, TMZ is like every other animal out there, it’s looking for the next biggest meal. TMZ wants to survive. GC (much to your dismay, I would guess) is still a big meal ticket for them. They are going to be “on” him when he is in LA, and, SHOCKER, they will do so without direction from Stan or Warner’s. As to talk of both SL and GC ‘possibly’ being diseased, you are merely bolstering the stereotype that when gays get mean, they get really really mean. You need to take a breather. No, on second thought, you need to see a psychiatrist.

  35. oh, and as far as GC paying for things or treating SL well, that doesn’t make her a ho either. you must be DREAMING if you think that a guy doing nice things for his gal is some sort of crime. “‘here’s a 2 grand handbag for the sex we had last night”? he’s not that kind of guy. please.

  36. I had the most perfect post to leave, and it took over 3 hours, then I tried to copy it from my email account to send over to this website, spell checked and all, and I hit paste instead of copy and I lost it. So suffer with this one, cause I really do have better things to do then to make my posts perfect.
    It was really good, it complimented justwannapokeoutmyeyesdamit!’s incredibly articulated response about G.C.
    Then it touched on S.L. looks and my comment about her being scanky, being that scanky meant not attractive. Let’s face it, she needs invisaline, hair extensions or at least a decent hair dresser, 10 lbs, some curves, having a body that reminds me of a 12 year old boy is not hot, nice jewelry and some nice classy dresses if she wants to pretend she is a celebrity.

    Then it hit on the Vegas industry world, about how Dave Navarro and Tom Brady have paid dancers to leave the club to spend time with them. It focused on how T.B. stiffed the girls the 1000 dollars that he promised them to only have a nice dinner with them. They had the dinner, then he stiffed them the money.
    D.V. slept with a dancer that he met at the club. D.V. called the Carmen Electra look-a-like the next day, and asked her if he owed her any money, she said he didn’t, then he flew the next weekend and slept with her again. My point was Vegas industry girls, myself included, are offered money to leave work to hang out with the guests. There is usually not an exchange of money for sex, just for company. I also focused on how I’m not as obsessed with Clooney, as I used to be, cause I don’t officially know him, and that him being with S.L. just turned me off.
    Then I had a whole section, about how G.C. has flown out many girls to sleep with him while he films his movies, including a dancer at the Spearmint Rhino, which I will interview soon. She said he was generous, romantic, and only had eyes for her when he met her at her club. As if, she was in the right place at the right time, and Clooney was buzzed and was looking for some fun. I’m glad she got to have it, but don’t make it out that it was love at first sight, sweetie.
    Then I had a whole thing about how the Vegas industry girls are forced to wear those skimpy outfits, and most do coke or meth. It’s really a crazy lifestyle, but it pays great. I also talked about my ZZZZ list celebrity friends, myself unfortunately included, that get propositioned all the time by drunken, sleazy, want-a-be millionaires. I also talked about how my friends, not me, make these guys pay them over 1000 dollars just to have dinner with them, and that I hope they are not having sex with these men, and it’s just for entertainment purposes only. I also put that Sara isn’t an escort or an exotic dancer just a cocktail waitress that does get propositioned a lot, and if she was smart, she just flirts with them, pretends she likes them, receives her huge tip, and then goes home.

    I have lost my attraction for G.C. I wonder about how much of TMZ is true and how much is fake. I am sure the motorcycle ride thing is fake. The dancer interview from 10 months ago was on TMZ, who knows? The Fabio incident especially didn’t give G.C. good press.

    I think my perspective is unique because I do live in Vegas and do see these things happening on a daily basis. Sorry if my responses do not have the greatest writing mechanics, but I am trying to be funny when I write them. Thanks WB, you realized half the stuff I write is more for a laugh then anything else.

  37. Anon sounds like an angry man named George Clooney to me or a dipshit named Sarah Larson.

    You’re just mad because you know it’s all true. Waa Waa. Somebody found him out. Read the boards, asshole. Nobody likes the mental breakdown he’s been going through. And yes, Sarah is a whore. And it’s not just based upon pictures but rather upon word of people who’ve been to the club, work at the club, and know what really goes down. If you’re that naive to believe how lilly white he and his prostitute girlfriend are, my suggestion to you is to move out of your hill-billy white bread cottage in Idaho and get into the heart of cities like LA where you can witness shit going down on your own with your own homophobic eyes.

    By the way, vitriol is spelled without an “e” on the end.

    Also promotional models push product, not themselves. She and her posse weren’t serving as “promotional models” being flown out to countries like Amsterdam to service the clients, each other, and do drugs and hang out with bisexuals named Tila Tequila. Wipe the goobers out of your 5 year old eyes. Everyone KNOWS she’s a hooker. Even his friends refer to her as his “friend”. His “friend” for fucking. Promos for a bar group … hmmm and WHOM, may I ask, are those inhouse promos being shown to?? And what’s the PRODUCT they were promoting? Didn’t look to me like the were promoting a new vodka or even the club itself. There was NOTHING in those videos that even remotely displayed the inside of the bar or it’s decorum or waitstaff or their top shelves of alcohol. All you saw in those “promotional” videos was a bunch of haggy 30 year-old wenches whose heyday had passed them by … eating each others’ butts. So I ask You: WHAT were they promoting???? WHO was their TARGET AUDIENCE??? Yup. Potential clients. What a way to sell your bar …. by showing clients if they party there they can get a few freebies and a somethin’ somethin’ on the side. They don’t show anything about the bar, the company’s rise to “success”, nothing. Just a bunch of skanky ho’s with stupid looking go-go books and bad make-up on their faces. You haven’t seen to many prostitutes in your day, have you?? West Hollywood, baby! West Hollywood!!
    Sweetheart, I’ve worked in some bars like this … straight ones, too. I didn’t just fall off the apple cart. It’s called prostitution, babe. Sorry to burst your happy little Clooney bubble. He’s paying for a long-term sex gig. Face it.

    “you’re just steamed that GC has it made and that he isn’t taking you home at night, or to his villa in Como.” GEORGE ISN’T GAY YOU DILDO!!!

    “i take it this means you are one of those 500K per week assistants who works their ass of ten hours a day?” I AM A MUSIC PRODUCER, EINSTEIN. WRONG ON ALL ACCOUNTS.

    “you are merely bolstering the stereotype that when gays get mean, they get really really mean. ” HOMOPHOBIC MUCH? WHO PASSES THIS STEREOTYPE AROUND? I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANY GAYS OR STRAIGHTS THAT DO. SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE IN THAT SAD SACK BY YOURSELF!!!

    But I will say, I think you’re one of those whose lacking the razor sharp teeth to swallow the truth. It’s okay. There are still gossip websites to satiate your whimsical appetite!! P.S. Tell Sarah we think she looks one of Matt Groening’s buck-toothed characters from his “Life In Hell” cartoons!! So funny!!! It’s like he drew the cartoon to match her overbite mouth. Nasty!!

    “look at other videos, you see the same behavior by others not named SL!! seen any guys coming out of the wood work saying “i fucked SL and paid her”? no? well, that’s odd, because neither have i.” PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID HER WHEN YOU FINISHED.

    “acting provocative was part of her JOB?? just maybe?? that doesn’t make her a prossie, you moron, it merely gives her the opportunity.” YUP. THE OPPORTUNITY TO SELL HERSELF ON THE SIDE. I COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. YOU THINK SHE PASSED ON THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A FEW MONTHS LOLLIGAGGING AROUND NY, LA, AND EUROPE IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW CLOTHES, MONEY, AND BILLS PAID? HONEY SEX EXCHANGED FOR MONEY AND NOT LOVE IS CALLED “PROSTITUTION”. LOOK IT UP!! :)

  38. darn, sorry you lost that post lsweetie. that would have been an interesting read. i think you are funny sometimes even when you don’t intend to be (which makes you even funnier). we all make spelling or grammatical errors, or typos, including me, so i wouldn’t worry about that. what is more important is the content…your insider’s view of Vegas, and first-hand knowledge of how things work there. tell us more vegas stories!!

    here’s a computer tip, the next time you select the text in your email, then accidentally tell it to ‘paste’ (at which point all of your text will disappear), go to ‘edit’ on the menu options at the top of the screen, and choose ‘undo paste’ from the drop down menu. the text you just lost will now reappear in your email.

    you can always undo your last action (in Outlook, up to about 8? or 10? last actions in fact) by repeating ‘undo’ in the edit menu. i have not looked at other email programs, and do not know which one you are using, but i imagine they would have a similar (if not identical) ‘edit/undo’ feature.

  39. L sweetie-what do you think is the real deal with GC and SL? Does he love her? To my knowledge, he’s never called any of his other girls his “girlfriend” and lived with them except for Celine.

  40. I don’t know enough about Las Vegas waitresses, but I doubt seriously if all of them behave the way Ms. Larson does. Were that the case, each time one leaned over to pick up a tray, we’ve be privy to something only she and her doctor should see.

    I don’t think many Las Vegas waitresses are paid to party after hours, as she has been, and if they are, you’d have to be incredibly naive to think that all they had was dinner. Rich, powerful men don’t pay pretty women to sit across from them and have dinner, then go home. Not in the real world. If Ms. Larson worked private parties and was paid for her time, it wasn’t for her smile. Las Vegas is not on another planet, adult playground or not, common things, like self respect and modesty are not foreign concepts to be left at the border. Even on a playground you don’t remove your panties and squat.

    I understand being flirty, experimenting sexually, and having a good time, but I don’t understand why many people tend to say its ok for some to do it, and for others, they’re whores and harlots. If Sarah is a whore for the way she lives her life, so is Clooney.

    Lainey ( widely read gossip blogger) pointed out that Sarah was paid to party and was a favorite on the circuit. She called George Clooney her ‘John” and we all know what that makes Sarah. What surprised me was, not a peep from either Clooney or Ms. Larson. .

    Now, I understand that you cant fight every rumor, but it seems to me if Mr. Clooney holds a grudge against Fabio for something he said about a FEMALE production assistant years ago, why doesn’t he think calling his girlfriend a whore and him her john equally disrespectful and worthy of his attention? Why didn’t he fire off one of those Clooney letters, filled with contempt of a gossip columnist who would say such things about an innocent (of prostituting) woman? This isn’t a stranger, this is a woman you are sleeping with and who is known internationally as your girlfriend. After all, its not everyday your girlfriend, the woman your friends say is ‘the one,’ the one you are keeping company with and have been for a months, gets called a paid whore and yet, not one little, tiny peep of protest from the crusading Mr. Clooney.

    For that matter, why hasn’t Ms. Larson spoken up. She’s a big girl. Its one thing to sat on a motorcycle, legs open, no panties, its another to be paid to have sex with men for money, to be called a whore. Everyone keeps saying how smart she is, how savvy, why isn’t that showing here? Of course, as will be pointed out, its not hit the mainstream media yet, and that’s true. At least, not here in the states, but I wouldn’t bet money that its not being discussed amongst his peers, and in his circle. “Did you hear that George’s girlfriend the one he introduced at the festival is a prostitute. Didn’t he say she was a model or actresses?” Followed by the eye rolling, knowing looks and giggles. I witnessed part of that conversation and they weren’t laughing with him. And at some point, coming soon, the main stream media isn’t going to give a d*m about getting on Clooney’s bad side. One more rant, and he’s toast. Its already happening in small circles.

    Again, before the expected “she cant do anything’ chorus, that’s true, she cant do much. But surely, sleeping with a wealthy, internationally famous movie star has more perks then clothes, fancy restaurants and photo ops. Surely, he can make a token protest at your request. And if he cant, Ms. Larson is fully versed in using a computer, why didn’t she, and yes, she does know exactly what’s being said. Anyone who enjoys the attention as much as she does, would look on certain sites to see what’s being said, and especially this one, where her former friend has posted a blog concerning her in her younger years.

    I find them both distasteful, but not one is better then the other. Anyone who sells sex lacks talent, skills or education to do anything else; Anyone who buys sex, lacks the intelligence and dedication to actually get it for free.

    I don’t have respect for any woman who behaves as she has. Its embarrassing to think that you could introduce your girlfriend to your friends and they know her vagina looks; Its not harmless, not when you are walking into a red carpet event or movie premier and someone passes you a picture of your girlfriend’s open vagina to sign.

    But I don’t think less of Ms. Larson then I do Mr. Clooney. We tend to be attracted to someone who has morals that mirror our own, so when you slam Ms. Larson you are saying the exact thing about Mr. Clooney. She is no more sleazier, trashier, whorish then he is.

    Like attracts like. They deserve each other and should be left to enjoy each other. Hopefully, one day soon, Mr. Clooney will actually LOOK like he’s enjoying himself, instead of suffering from a bad case of jock rash.

  41. L-sweetie

    There are many other posters here whose written English (be it English their first or second language) is far from up to scratch. After all this is meant to be a bit of fun, not a thesis to be marked, so stuff the fact that there may be some typos etc. Thanks for taking the time to post.

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