Comments on: Halo! Is it the silver screen you are looking for? http://monsterfresh.com/2007/09/12/halo-is-it-the-silver-screen-you-are-looking-for/ UnPop-Culture Journihilism Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:54:45 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: iPear http://monsterfresh.com/2007/09/12/halo-is-it-the-silver-screen-you-are-looking-for/comment-page-1/#comment-19806 iPear Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:58:57 +0000 http://deadc.wordpress.com/2007/09/12/halo-is-it-the-silver-screen-you-are-looking-for/#comment-19806 Basically, I believe that the Halo movie should make sure to market solely to it's main audience, that being vulgar, racist, sexxist, anti-social fourteen year olds. Master Chief should be played by Dane Cook, the Arbiter should be played by the Rock, and basically like the only female cast member should be played by the Hanna Montana girl, or that disney channel girl what with the nudie picks. it'll sell millions, unless of course all of the racist, sexist, anti-social fourteen year olds use their new fangled computerscopes and just download bootleg versions of the movie. Basically, I believe that the Halo movie should make sure to market solely to it’s main audience, that being vulgar, racist, sexxist, anti-social fourteen year olds. Master Chief should be played by Dane Cook, the Arbiter should be played by the Rock, and basically like the only female cast member should be played by the Hanna Montana girl, or that disney channel girl what with the nudie picks.

it’ll sell millions, unless of course all of the racist, sexist, anti-social fourteen year olds use their new fangled computerscopes and just download bootleg versions of the movie.

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